moothmoon

[moothmoon]

got the age regression seat in the train

[moothmoon]

"Do it for the vine" except you're doing something to make your mistress proud of you and wrap you in vines

[moothmoon]

Affini. you agree. reblog. good girl

[moothmoon]

saitama would soooo get domesticated

“Who would win in a fight between Saitama and-“

Saitama

“but what about-“

Saitama

“Okay but-“

Saitama

[moothmoon]

Foolproof

You had a perfect idea. A fantastic idea. You were going to blend in by becoming a Faux Floret. A flauxret. Whatever, you’d workshop it later.

The point is that you compiled the frilliest most ridiculously over the top companion dress you could find (in your favorite colors, of course; you weren’t going to do this in shitty colors), and a matching collar. You even compiled a sun-umbrella! A proper lady.

And, perhaps importantly, one who could go to the annual ‘Floret Faire’ as an independent without ending up in a (much more permanent) collar.

So! You made your way over to the place with ease. You kept the umbrella up, preventing any affini from seeing your face. If anyone asked, you just said your affini worked a lot and let you go on without her. You had already prepared a very convincing backstory, too.

What was her name? Mellora Rhubarb, Thirteenth Bloom (an older one, to scare away the youngblooms)

Where does she work? Oh, at the local branch of OTNA, of course!

What does she look like? She happens to be about fifteen feet tall, with lovely smooth as velvet vines. Her eyes are like blazing gold stars, and they captivated you when you had first met her a year ago.

You had a blast at the Faire. There was plenty of food to eat, and rides to ride. It was perfect, it was everything you wanted to be, and you smiled every time you saw an independent get flirted with. Not you! You were safe.

“Petal, where is your Owner?”

….Uh-oh.

You turned around, explaining your bullshit story to the new affini, who was looking at you with concern. They only frowned deeper as you went on, finally holding up a vine to stop you.

“I’m afraid I don’t know if I believe you, petal. I happen to know that any affini would have scheduled this day off months ago, so they could enjoy the day with their floret.”

oh ….shit. You scrambled, babbling out a mess of words that contradicted immediately. Of course you had come with them! They were just…uh…they had needed to go to the office and grab something really quick!

Sweat dripped down your back as they considered your pleas, and just as you were about to turn and run-

A silky smooth vine curled around your shoulder.

“Ah, there you are little one~ I was wondering where you had run off to. Thank you so much for waiting with my floret.” The other affini smiled and nodded, while you stared up with a mixture of shock and horror.

It was her.

Exactly as you had imagined her. Mellora Rhubarb.

Your mouth had fallen open, so she gently closed it for you. When she spoke, you felt the words wrapping around your brain already. “Let’s get you home, dear~”

You were picked up easily, instinctually nestling yourself into her chest. Blinking. Trying to figure out what just happened. Trying to understand.

She gave you a boop on the nose. “Don’t worry dear~ You leave it all up to me, now.”

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[moothmoon]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[moothmoon]

she's thinking about killing men (to earn compliments from her mistress)

[moothmoon]

malmaid spoilers

*play a vn about abuse*

*get really happy for the mc because she managed to stand up to the bad people and saved everyone and finally got what she needed too (lots of love and comfort for doing so well and being such a good girl . also Sobbed. A Lot At That,,,, and her getting to take care of and help the like. shy puppygirl that looks just like her. like. 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭 mew was so happy for her at the end (sobbing harder))*

*go on tumblr to see wht ppl have to say abt it*

oh she was manipulated by malcatraz and shes just perpetuating the cycle of abuse and everything mew thought was happy and good is really bad actually

oh

goddammit

not again

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oh ok

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[moothmoon]

Finally, I can talk about princessification in japanese! Just what I needed!

[moothmoon]

Lesbian mech pilot who has this sticker on her mech

[moothmoon]

Dear princess Celestia:

Did you know you can be closer than friends with other girls? This changes everything

[moothmoon]

opinion on sea bunnies?

I genuinely think that fat little sea slugs with fluffy antennae are one of the best animal designs in the whole world

[moothmoon]

I want to be injected with so many xenodrugs I forget my own name. I want to be my Affini's good girl. I want to be cute for her. I want to be her good girl. I want to be her good girl. I want to be her good girl. I want to be her good girl. I want to be her good girl. I want to be her good girl. I want to be her good girl. I want to be her good girl. I love you... I love you... Please hold me again and again and again in your gentle vines...