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girlivealwaysbean · 1 year ago
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heart full of love and yearning after watching one bollywood movie
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odessa-the-anathema · 5 months ago
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Aaaaannnnd here's the rest! (For now)
KOTW INCORRECT QUOTES PT. 3!!! Everyone edition! Especially the brothers
Wrath: Dammit, Lust, you ruined everything!
Lust: You’re welcome.
Emilia: Vittoria, you're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the D.A. is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand.
Vittoria: Why? I'm fine on the stand!
*flashback to Testimony #1*
Vittoria: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand.
Vittoria, to the jury: MAN DID CRIME.
*flashback to Testimony #2*
Vittoria: I'm sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?
Defense Attorney, next to the crying defendant: ...Crying?
*flashback to Testimony #3*
Vittoria: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers.
Judge: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?
Wrath: Emilia, what are you doing?
Emilia: Making chocolate pudding.
Wrath: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?
Emilia: Because I've lost control of my life.
Emilia: Here's your pudding, Envy.
Envy: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.
Pride: I warned you.
Pride: I'm perfect.
Envy: I’m 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome.
Wolf: That’s 200%.
Envy: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.
Wrath: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?
Anir: Um, make lemonade?
Wrath: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!
Anir: Am I in trouble?
Wrath: Take a guess.
Anir: No?
Wrath: Take another guess.
Literally anyone: What’s your body count?
Literally any of the demon princes: Do you mean sex or murder?
Emilia: I baked you a pie!
The witches: Really?! What flavor?
Emilia: *pulls [flame flowers] out of the pie* DEATH!
Sloth: I haven’t slept in 72 hours…
Gluttony: I haven’t slept in 80. I’m the insomnia king!
Envy: Ha! I haven’t slept in 90 hours, I’m aiming for an even 100.
Emilia: What the fuck is wrong with you people?
*the brothers are at a dinner party but someone has been murdered*
Greed: You’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. Who’s to say you aren’t the killer?
Pride: It’s a murder, not a tax audit. I’ll be fine.
Greed: What about Sloth? Nobody ever suspects Sloth
Sloth: Well what about Gluttony? He has a gun! [Ice rifle]
Gluttony: Wrath has [his dagger out]
Wrath: Yeah, for fun, not for [unnecessary] murder! *stabs Gluttony in the arm*
Vittoria: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.
Pride: when I was married, you know what my wife always told me?
Wrath: stop [having dalliances] with other people? (I'm sorry I had to 😭)
Lennox to Envy: haha you should have seen your face you were like, "AAAAAA NOOOO BETRAYLLLLL"
Pride: WHY. why did you give Emilia a KNIFE?!
Wrath: I’m sorry [sarcasm, duh], she said she felt unsafe.
Pride: Now I feel unsafe!
Wrath: ... would you like a knife?
Envy: If you had to choose between Lennox and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Camilla: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Lennox: Camilla!
Envy [who emptied his wallet prior]: 63 cents.
Camila: I'll take the money.
Lennox: CAMILLA!
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