#autommy

[pancakebluess]

shitty pjo au doodles lol [ft. benchtrio + bedrockbros]

[scope-dogg]

'ate tirrernee

'ate dissenters and traiters

'ate termynids and autommy toms (not racist just don't like 'em)

luv libber tea and democrassy

luv me AR-23 Liberator Assault Rifle

luv Super Earth FC

Simple as

[crimesceneboys]

Tommy: “WHAT. IS. UP. VLOG NATION? Wilbur and me here, cleaning up -”

{He looks over.}

“The crime scene of the latest attack by the Annihilator. Won’t show shit, ‘cause that’s disrespectful, but WILBUR! The people want to SEE you.”

{Tommy turns the camera.}

Wilbur: “Tommy, what-- What the fuck are you doing? Why do you have a camera-- Tommy, we’re on a job right now.”

{Wilbur looks incredulously from his clipboard.}

“Are you-- Are you fucking vlogging this??”

Tommy: “The grind never stops, Wilbur. If I don’t record this, how will I get my TikTok likes? Or my YouTube views? I know you consider this our full-time job -”

Wilbur: “Because it is our full-time job.”

Tommy: “Maybe to you. But to the thousands of women who tune into my voice-overs of cleaning blood-stained fucking bathrooms… I’m their everything.”

{Wilbur stares at Tommy in disbelief.}

Wilbur: “Thousands of women? Tommy, come on, take this seriously, please.”

{He taps his pen on the clipboard.}

“We have a whole list of things to get done, put the camera away.”

Tommy: *Deep, melodramatic sigh.* “Finneee. Just lemme - just lemme get my fucking B-Roll. I need something to voice-over.”

Wilbur: *Very tired sigh.* “Just-- fine. Fine. Let’s get to work, this super made a fucking mess.”

{The camera clicks off.}

Tommy: “Now that Wilbur isn’t being an ass about it, I can actually record more. We’re getting lunch at our favorite fucking place.”

{Wilbur stills and glances up from his menu.}

Wilbur: “Are you back on about your fucking vlog again?”

Tommy: “When aren’t I, asshole? I’ve been doing this for months.”

Wilbur: “I swear to god I can’t get a moment of peace, you little prick.”

Tommy: *He sticks his tongue out.* “Stop being a stick-in-your-ass about it. Anyways -”

Wilbur: “That’s not how the saying goes.” *He’s grinning, though.*

Tommy: “Okay, know-it-nothing-asshole. ANYWAYS, as I was fucking saying, for my three thousand subscriber celebration - I was gonna start a series about answering questions related to our field of expertise. Y’know, shit like - what does dried blood look like? Or, how hot is blood-boiling, really? The things the people WANT to know.”

Wilbur: “You have three thous-- nevermind.” *He shakes his head.* “You know this is just going to turn into strangers on the internet asking you probative personal questions, right?”

Tommy: “I hope they ask you why you’re such a loser. Or why you listen to Wonderwall on repeat on our drives to work every day. It isn’t even GOOD, Wilbur.”

Wilbur: “It’s not my fault you have absolutely no taste, you little gremlin.” *He puts down the menu and grabs the camera from Tommy.*

Tommy: *Tommy grabs the camera back as well, yanking.* “BITCH! LET GO! I WILL MAKE A SCENE!! HE’S STEALING FROM ME! HELP!”

Wilbur: *Wilbur reaches across the table to smack Tommy’s head lightly* “Tommy!! Shut the fuck up, we’re in a cafe!” *He lets go of the camera with a sigh.* “This is such a bad idea…”

Tommy: “If it’s such a bad idea, why are all of the Hero ASMR channels doing it? I think it’s awesome! Nobody ever pays attention to our line of work, but now they will!”

Wilbur: *Speaking in a high voice* “Oh, yes, maybe the Villains will be less messy in their crimes!”

{A waitress clears her voice out-of-shot.}

“Alright, Tommy, put the camera away so we can eat.”

Tommy: “It’ll be awesome, Wilbur!! I promise.”

{Tommy gives one last grin to the camera, before turning it off.}

[furnass]

for the ask thing: does the polycule count as a fandom. if not then heist

BET POLYCULE FANDOM IG

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): honestly? Idk? maybe Idle? I love all of them, Idle just takes up the most brain capacity atm. its like a rotating disc

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Scrunkly. the kid. or Avi he has the vibes

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): ?????? aria maybe. I keep on saying i'm going to give her development but then i just ignore her

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): ????????? autommy's sibling????????? man idfk. maybe Gigs' sister

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): Gigs <3

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): Idle & Aria LMAO

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): Trevor /j

[headcanon-cafe]

3AM Text

Jeff

Jeff: when you get here, your mine

Reader: Not if I shit myself first.

Reader: Also *You’re

Jeff: Why would you say that???

Ben

Reader:

Reader: I thought this was funny at first cause we could blow up the condom when you breathe but if we remove the condom and put this on your pepe I don’t have to get PUEBES to the face.

*read*

Eyeless Jack

Reader: Do you believe in evolution??? Cause like since sea levels are slowly rising and like in thousands and thousands of years we'll be a majority of water so do you one day we'll just be a population of more human merpeople and like slowly become more aquarium??

EJ: Go to sleep.

Reader: Jeff the killer soundn’ ass

Reader: btw you’re good with anony

Reader: *autommy

Reader: *atomonty

EJ: Yes, I took Anatomy

Reader: is it normal to feel every Atom and hair strand??? If not I might be having a stroke

EJ: you’re high, go to sleep

[pancakebluess]

cclingy au where they got on a quest after tommy gets claimed and it’s just utter none sense and crack . And somehow they end up meeting an unclaimed demigod who’s in denial about being in one (Ranboo)

[pancakebluess]

eveil au angel duo . Someone sedate me

[furnass]

🖊 Autommy?

He has 4 siblings! Autommy is the oldest out of 5 kids. His siblings consist of:

Qi - she/they, 5'4 younger sister, she bugs the everliving hell out of him. She's also Scrunkly's wine aunt, she loves to visit the farm she grew up with Autommy on.

Blare - they/she, 5'5, another younger sibling. She's more strong than Qi so she used to do work at the farm, but moved away to settle down with some other bots :)

Achian - he/him, 6'8, younger brother. he reminds me of a strongman :) he also has a pet bunny, and works at different bars, offering security.

Ferrix - he/him, 5'10, youngest brother. As soon as he could he went out to be a singer, SPG was one of his biggest inspirations. Travels to different bars across the galaxy and performs!

[furnass]

🖊 Gi- [i get shot from a sniper rifle]

Autommy

Autommy has a pretty thick southern accent sometimes :] When he gets mad it gets worse and he starts speaking faster so it. gets pretty hard to understand him.

[furnass]

OC Masterpost

this is probably gonna be edited as i continue lol but. Masterpost of all of my ocs that im gonna talk abt/post here

Steamworld Heist OCs:

Krona Copperpots

Gem Pistonson

Syn Bool

Pyron Amour

Atlas

Jett

Xena

Autommy M. Tew

Gigs Byte Cyphase

Scrunkly/Zap

Idle Thun Mosaic

Aria Eclipse

Steamworld Quest OCs:

Viol

Delilah

Dizzy

Mara Xespasil (Original World)

Idroa

Valorie

Styr

Nyx

Amity

[furnass]

🖊 Gigs :)

He’s a fucking scaredy cat at first!! When him and Autommy first meet Gigs is scared shitless by scrappers. Now? He’s still petrified of them. But not as much. :] he also has the motivation to protect his family and kid.

[furnass]

🖊 hey how about Gigs

Gigs is always warm, which actually works out really well with Autommy because he Loves the cold. You're cold? Give the short steambot a hug and you'll be warm very soon

[furnass]

🖊 Gigs. again

I think you like Gigs

This dude probably has undiagnosed ADHD. He forgets most things, but remembers the most random shit, like the one time Autommy tripped and fell over and had to get a new nose.

[furnass]

Tell me about Scrunkly rn 🔫

!!!! okay first Scrunkly fact. Scrunkly can't actually speak like. English or any language like that. Since they're a voltbot, they communicate via a soundboard! Autommy can understand Scrunkly though, he put in. many hours trying to understand his kid, so now he can.

Scrunkly will run up to someone, doesn't matter if they can understand it or not, and let out random beeps. they're speaking, but it knows the others cant understand it.

you know that dog on tiktok. Bunny. Yeah. it basically speaks like that, and a Lot of Nonverbal communication. Lots Of It.

[furnass]

🖊 SCRUNKLY

Scrunkly imitates those it likes/cares about! It loves to follow Autommy when he does farmwork, the little squeaks it does is an imitation of Gigs(he squeaked once and Scrunkly won't let him live it down), the whole teabag thing started as an imitation of Trevor :]