#autobalance

[jaratedeguadalupe]

the horrors of autobalance

[wizardlymilf]

this can go here too

[faerociousbeast]

dude once you come in you can't leave like it's physically impossible or smth idk dude I think you're cooked

i dont want to join the americans.... theres already so many of you

[copper-skulls]

congratulation on the communication barrier you two

[donutsalami]

[karovke]

i will NEVER get over being autobalanced!!!! like today i was pocket healing this heavy who got 22 kill streak (i got 8 with him!!!) and he even thank me for healing and said "nice healing" and we were like gods then boom now im in opposite team i don't know what i am supposed to, we are losing and my heavy acted like he never saw me in his life, killing me multiple times. feels bad man

[barrymccaulkinem]

i dont think you should be able to quit a match of tf2 while your team is down. ragequitting needs to be hardcoded out of existence

for the good of the playerbase but also for the good of the individual. you need to be able to lose without throwing tantrums or not play at all

[cleaner-in-grey]

Man...what if I did go back to being a Spy.... What team would I even go for? I could sign up though as someone they kind of flip flop around depending on their needs...

[dorenarox]

What a communicative Scout!

[jaratedeguadalupe]

autobalance. no funnies just autobalance.

[bigb0ybroccoli]

MHMHMHMHMNM

my favourite video game mechanic is if your doing good in your team the game just decides to put you on the other team because of "balancing"

i would have won that game

[landhoe]

Now that we had autoball i NEED proSieben to bring back the stock var crash challenge

[needlebeetles]

Ways the Bad Kids Could Get the Rug Dragged Out from Under Them

because a nonstop power trip to the finale is storywise kinda lame

-the rat grinders they killed last session were simulacrum and the real rat grinders are even more pissed than they were before

-one group of teenagers killing a bunch of other teenagers in compassionless rage is one of the ingredients for Porter’s ritual and he’s grown closer to godhood and killing Ankarna because of the bad kid’s actions

-Ankarna comes back to life and she is not on their side. Either because of the fact that Fig wasn’t repping “Justice, the Sun, and Summer” all that well this episode so she’s still corrupted or because the rat grinders got stomped so hard and so ruthlessly that she autobalances

-TBK PvP time? 🥺 TBK PvP time next Wednesday? Okay I know it’s a little out there but imagine the last rat grinder falls and the bad kids somehow get directed against each other and to their surprise (?) start hitting each other. It’s so easy, it’s almost easier than fighting the rat grinders because of how well they know each other. And hey! Fabian has so much fucking money and Riz is so fucking desperate and he hasn’t even offered to help out. Porter loved Fig all year and hated Gorgug until he started doing what Porter wanted and Porter’s evil! What’s up with that, Fig? Adaine was so invested in Oisin, and we knew he was on the bad guy’s side from the start. Why is Kristen such a shit cleric that her goddess was against them until her simulacrum stepped in? Wolves killing their own pack, et cetera, et cetera

-Someone gets rage crystaled

[redwiddershins]

I really don't draw Clara enough, but I'm gonna change that this year!

Clara’s loud, headstrong, and tenacious. She doesn’t make a habit of starting fights, but she’s quick to end them. Most people are quick to assume that she’s cold and abrasive. However, to those who know her, she’s nurturing and compassionate. She enjoys showing off her strength, attending basement punk concerts, and revamping outfits. Along with her husband and child, she joined mercenary life as a way to buy back their family farm. However, an incident with autobalance that ended with her on BLU, on a base far away from her RED husband, has altered her goals. She stays put in Mercenary Park, but accidentally ends up unravelling the mystery of the base’s tragic history where a lack of communication and a respawn shutdown caused the permadeaths of two mercenary teams - all except for one mercenary, that is. And the Administration wants Clara to stop. She persists in investigating because fuck the Admin, the families of those dead mercs deserve closure.

[origin-of-symmetryy]

BLUse - Autobalance

(based on the album cover of "Absolution" by Muse)

[mlembug]

For the tf2 autobalance meme, can I get "You are now a human"