#autned

[starlightpixels]

The Pond Siblings Charlotte "Charlie" Ximena McBryde, 30 (Left) Vivienne "Viv" Elena Pond, 27 (Middle) Arthur "Art" James Pond (Jr.), 23 (Right)

[ichthysgospel]

first day of summer vacay and I already have somehow offended a group of cis white teenage girls

[bunn-iiii]

ugh. I want Filipino auntie made flan. WHY CAN'T I HAVE ITTTTT

[chatpatfashion]

Had to share this @WeHeartIt

[sharky-the-idiot]

FUCK YEAH BITCHES I'M GETTING A HAIRCUT FROM MY AUTN TOMORROW 💥💥💥 EUPHORIA SPELL 💥💥💥

[scottpilgrim-kgl]

yeah mind ur busines… clutches purse and goes ‘hmph’ like a snobby autn

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HELP???

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[fandom-imagination-ss]

I  Imagine: trying to make Joel Smile.

 Eating with Joel wasn't abnormal you share a meal with him daily, but never on fresh tablecloths, or food that was So delicious your mouth was having a mouth orgasm. it's been so long since you had flavors food. it reminded you of the old days. Rosemary, Spices. it was as if you fell back into the good old days. where the world wasn't taken over by Clickers, When you had a car, movie theatres, planes, and God. Chocolate bars! you hadn't had chocolate or Sugar in years. but here you sat with Bill, Fred, and Joel. Bill and Fred went inside to grab dessert as you looked over at Joel who was just the same. cold, content, and No emotions showing. you to another bite of your Flavourous Rabbit as you looked at him. Joel is your complicated Partner,  you trusted him with your Life, and he trusted you. and you share an apartment. and sometimes you share a bed. both physically and PHysically! but he wasn't your "boyfriend" he wasn't your "lover" he was more than that. he was complicated. He use to be with your Aunt. Tess. Who figured out that Joel had feelings for you. and you received it. At first, your Autn was furious that you "Stole" her man. and secondly got annoyed that you were falling for a man almost 20 years older than you. but you didn't mind. you didn't care. you just were glad to find happiness. It wasn't a huge romantic gesture when Tess Left. and you were Now the Only girl in Joel's life. it was the same as it was before. just without your Aunt. it's been two years. you and Joel got over the betrayal you caused. but also didn't cause. because you didn't do anything with your Aunt’s boyfriend until AFTER Tess was gone. looking over at Joel you grinned weakly. as you swallowed your rabbit, "God, you are so breathtaking. I forgot my pickup line." Joel just rolled his eyes before Frank came back and you went off with him. getting to walk around the quiet town with Joel with Frank and Bill not too far behind you couldn't help but bounce. this area. this little piece of heaven. reminded you of the old life. the world where you were 18 when the world went to Hell. your biggest problem back then was two boys who asked you to  Prom.  but now here you were.. walking close to Joel "Would you give me a pinch?" Joel looked down at you as he said what. as you smiled up, "you are so cute, I guess I must still be dreaming." "Jesus Christ.." he walked faster as you laughed as you spoke up, "Oh come on Joel that was a good one!" "you’re an idiot!" you chuckled as Frank reached over to you, 'everything alright?" "he didn't like my pickup line>' Frank chuckled as night arrived you both were sleeping in the house as you sat on the bed watching Joel get the room locked and secure to keep you safe. Even those Bill and Frank were friends. Joel couldn't help but be on high alert.   "Do you have a sunburn?" Joel rubbed his neck, as he walked over to the mirror not seeing  he's skin being Red as you finished the line, "are you always this hot?" "where the fuck are you getting all these Pickup lines?" you reached over to your backpack opening up the first flap as you pulled out 102 cheesy pick-up lines." Joel cursed walking over and grabbing te book as he spoke, 'where the fuck did you get this?" "Frank took me to the once library. and I grabbed this and a few books." "you know to book sare going to Slow us down." "No! because I stole a wagon we are taken with us. Bill already said I could take it." Joel rubbed his face as he spoke, "great. More shit to bring with us." "oh, Hush." he walked over to the bed lay down and tossed the book over to the nightstand. "Are you from Tennessee? because your the Only ten I see?" that one got Joel to chuckle as he reached over clicking off the light, "Jesus that one is old.." you chuckled wrapping your arm around him and holding him as you lay your head on his chest. "Joel.." "yea?" 'If you were an item on MacDonalds, you would be McHottie" "god Stop! these are horrible" he's laugh was deep and you could hear it rumble in his chest as you smiled into his chest and quickly gave his peck a kiss before moving your head, "come on. that's a good one." "your a idiot." "yea but you stuck with me." 'promise?" you smiled to that nodding your head, "yea forever Mchottie." 

[vampyrfagg]

my autn took me to this social media 4 artists type workshop ajd i thought maybe it could be good bc. i am bad at posting my art but it was more social media 101 for boomers

[kidfoundonstreets]

💕 (Robin) (the music meme)

ROBIN!!! THE AUTN EVER!!! MYG OOD FRIEND!! <3 HIIHIHIH GIGGLIGNGNG SO AHRD OKAY so umhmh.. whajt if i told you . deivls casino . by one and only vane ,. (im hoenslty not sure if this is ebcause of the demon askblog but either way it sorta renmidns me of you? silliest moment ever..) for the softer one im not sure what this is oh god all sorry for my lack of descriptions but jut. youit radiates comfort

[fat-ugly-bus-driver]

Do you have any family thats alive besides your daughter? If so do you see them?

some cousins and ebe n my unclel and some autns . i never speak to them . they r craziy. live all ofver the country .

[revindicatedbyhistory]

Hey, sorry if this is invasive, but you mentioned that your family is interfaith. Did you convert to Judaism or did your family members convert to other religions?

dw it´s not invasive

my dad is catholic and my mother is jewish (ok i think one of my autns in my moms side converted to catholicism). my mom is technically a convert but her dad, my grandfather, was jewish

[zhuhongs]

girl i wont get my entry permit until the day of my flight and my rep is not answering whether i need to have my health form done before then.... im just ... gonna get it done and if its done then good bc ohhhh my god. cutting it close....

[fordp1nes]

the post thats like "breaking bad is better call saul for cishet ppl" is true btw.

[tuppencetrinkets]

Rosemary Harris - Aunt May Parker - Spider Man trilogy; #3,300 icons 200x100, slightly sharpened.

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[shirbertshitposts]

What if when they were talking to Miss Stacy and Anne learned there are female doctors Anne was just like “oh cool im going to become a doctor then”

Gilbert who is sitting right there is surprised and says “really?”

And she is like “what? I’ve saved lives before.” and then just walks off without giving further context.

[f1newgems]

I woke up to a grey sky and light rain and cold air, and it makes me not wanna go out at all, but I loving it