#authubillah

[endlessdreaming]

I don’t get it 🤷‍♀️

[kindred-spirit-93]

spooky stuff

howdy yall im back on my bs (biscuit soliloquy) and idk what im doing with my life any more. bold of me to assume that i ever did. in other news:

my latest hyperfixation so to speak is watching daz play through horror games lol i have no idea why its so entertaining but it is. the jumpscares be jumpscaring and i dont have to do any of the work to play so its a win win!

im currently sick to my stomach after watching one lol buuuuuuut i also have a new short story idea hehe!! is more comedic, and honestly seems to me more doable than the falcon & flower.

f&f really deserves better writing lol and ive been thinking how to make it a sensible length without cutting out too much lore that it gets watered down, but at the same time i cant afford the time or braincells to mentally write and im kinda stuck. so idk maybe ill work on chapters that eventually lead somehwere? ill get back to it as soon as my latest batch of braincells hatch 👍

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til then lol this new idea is still halfbaked but it made me laugh so here yall go: broke uni student moves to be closer to campus. finds super cheap place to rent and its literally the perfect fit. knowing her luck all too well mc goes and checks the place out, bc surely theres something amiss.

nope! everything as far as her untrained eye can tell is normal and accurate to the advertising, its just that someone died there and lots of people werent comfortable with that. and its no problem for her so she takes it.

after a lil housewarming party consisting of her and her parents lol, some thrifted furniture and an unholy amount of rugs and blankets, mc begins to settle in and all that jazz. her marks are going up, shes sleeping better, its all great. until it isnt

weird stuff keep happening around the property and shes like oh. okay? and moves on. (unbothered queen. we stan)

quick detour; idk how well id be able to write considering this may be my first project, but it would be hilarious i think if shit got progressively weirder and more insane and shes like: *sips apple juice* welp. ive got a quiz tomorrow aint got time for this. or eh that kid had it coming or better yet: is that kite just suspended there? oh would you look at that it caught fire in mid air. cool. i honestly dont know which is funnier

boom the house is haunted. something, or rather someone, has been leaving her signs in the bathroom using the soap, moving around the plates and cutlery, ruining perfectly good upholstery (THAT WAS 73% OFF). its a huge invasion of her privacy and shes having none of it. also she doesnt believe in paranormal nonsense. this is more of an inconvenience to her than anything else. she yells at whatever the fuck is in her walls to show themselves before she contacts HOA >:(

with a pop a very pissed off ghost materialises muttering something about no need for escalations and that bitch gwennifer. she makes the ghost clean up the stuff they knocked over and what have u. and then shenanigans ensue i guess lol

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this whole story started with me coming up with a scene where mc makes like direct eye contact with the ghost and plays ayat al kursi. it was significantly funnier in my head but the mental image stuck.

also just for kicks she throws (half assedly) some zamzam water at the ghost and it goes right through them. guys do you see my vision?

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"i am here to make your life a living hell.

so not halal mode

one to match the gruesome horrors that lead to my demise...

brotha eugh

...so that my soul can finally be laid t- are you even listening to me??"

authubillah we have seen the evidence

"??????"

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memes for the soul. ill get back to this maybe perhaps one day. goodnight its one am lol and i have a long day ahead of me tmrw :')

the post from the tags lol >:]

[fil-jannah]

Most hype up about guidance and Imaan and race to spread khayr but when the topics that anger the kuffar come up, we see people getting cold feet and sweat as they choose to slowly scroll past it all and hope Allah makes the situation of the Ummah better. That is weakness. If we can't even lift our pens for this Ummah, we shouldn't miraculously expect to lift swords when the time comes. Aesthetics and eloquent quotes won't get us anywhere if we can't even stand by this deen and the truth.

Allahul Musta'an.

[somaligovernment]

Am going to go a photovid dump of this week I just don’t have the mental energy to upload them from my camera roll

[afrohijab]

IT. IS. A. SIGN. @afromoroccan

[rk1kincorrect]

HOW IS AUTHUBILLAH IN MY WORDS???

AUTHUBILLAH….

[talentedtenth10]

i’m real sad rn. coming to the realization i don’t have a wife or a baby and it eats me up wallahi. im over this single life. am i asking for too much? or my standards too high? authubillah

[jckxie]

12/10

I’ve been having uneasy creeping thoughts.

[bintnyc]

I just have to always say ‎ ‏الحمد لله for Islam, because the way these kafir men and women be moving is just scary Authubillah. May Allah protect all of us from Kufr.

[nabeelnajeeb8-blog]

It amazes me how people have so much audacity to do horrible stuff in front of people. I mean they may or may not be aware that Allāh is watching, but the people around them are watching and still??? How do they do it, authubillah.

May Allah guide them towards the right path.

[miheartsays]

february 7, 2021

somedays you just have to say authubillah and keep it moving

[somaligovernment]

The creepy old man at work having a crush on you industrial complex needs to be dismantled authubillah

[rk1kincorrect]

“authubillah….��

DAMASCUS MY BELOVED

[islam-for-girls]

Salamu Alaykum. so i have a crush on this boy, right? i'm aware of haram stuff and am good at staying away from it. but my heart wants to feel some love. i can't get married now bc i'm still in highschool. would it be a problem if i just text the boy? not anything dirty authubillah . just some attention from him ? i fear Allah but I can't stop thinking about him what should i do?

Wa Alaikum Salam, Sister ♥

Things do not start off with Zina but end up leading there.It can start off with a text, then a meeting, then him feeling aroused towards you and an indulgence in the haram, La Samah Allah.

This is a test from Allah to you to stay away from Haram, if you wish to marry him, you should speak to your parents or someone in your family or mosque about the situation.

Remember things do not start off with Zina, things lead up to Zina.

Maybe you would be able to withstand, but you do not know if he would be able to. Protect yourself and your Deen in shaa Allah ♥

Please read the following post for more information, in shaa Allah ♥http://islam-for-girls.tumblr.com/post/66362802074/is-it-wrong-to-like-someone

I hope this message reaches you in good health, happiness and Emaan, Ameen ♥

[abd-of-allah]

Bro guys got to stop following and liking girls pics on Instagram, when they think and when they know there pretty, it’s so toxic, authubillah, May Allah protect us amen

[ummassad]

Yes your child may have a blast messing up your living room and bedroom floor but no child really believes they can ever replace you. If your child is 7 years old or under the best advise I can give is play with them, give them a love for learning verses what curriculum they should be studying and dont waste their time on technology otherwise they may prefer it over you someday. Authubillah. Now go give them a big hug! #amotherslove #muslimparenting #toddlerlife #supermom #toysrus