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[spooky-cat-and-corgi-girl]

Hey guys let’s play a game.

How many hours do you think I have on Splatoon 3 ?

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Shout out to my favorite Splatoon 2 post ever

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She’s been compressed.

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No more green we orange now

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Army: It’s Pride month Forge, You know what that means.

Forge: What—d-do you want us to make like. Gay manuals. Or something. What??

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Anway happy Get Ceaser’s Ass friday

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Impulsively made this

I. Definitely do not have a favorite.

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CAN WE PLEASE KILL THE FUCKING FLYFISH AND STINGERS

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I think it’s funny if coroika characters legal names are the names they go by in canon.

Imagine being their teacher and calling out their full name only to have to call out “Takoroka Nylon Vintage” or “Forge Octarian Jacket”

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They are exes 2 me I can’t explain why

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Skull: *pouring syrup on pancakes*

Vintage: Blows up pancakes with mind.

Skull: My fucking pancak-*blows up*

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I think I might just *Explodes into confetti*

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Aloha: Hey Army, why does Forge call you “babygirl”?

Army: How about we stop talking for a bit.

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What if we brought back the pirate arc..

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bro Glamrock Freddy and Glamrock Bonnie make me sad.

And it’s because they’ve been together since the beginning of Fazbear Ent. They’ve been together since Fredbear & SpringBonnie.

They’ve been together since creation.

There’s never been a game where they aren’t together. Except Security Breach.

Security Breach changes that. They take away Bonnie. They took away Freddy’s buddy. His friend.

They’ve been together since the 80’s all the way to SB, the suddenly, Bonnie’s gone.

But Bonnie’s so easy to reach. Just behind the walls of Bonnie Bowl. He’s been there the whole time. We just can’t reach him until Ruin.

“Forever & Ever, Love Freddy.” That’s literally a “I’ve known you since creation and I can’t imagine being without you.” confession.

[spooky-cat-and-corgi-girl]

Anyway shoutout to this person in my Splatoon 2 plaza