#author: nobutseriouslywhat

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“This seat taken?” A voice like a chainsmoker stage-whispered into John’s ear as what looked like an attractive woman’s hand slid down his thigh.

“What the f-” he started to choke out as he faced the stranger, whose full appearance hit him like a truck. The first thing he noticed was a pair of wide eyes in the most obnoxiously pretty shade of blue he could imagine. The more of their appearance he took in, the more that phrase seemed to stick. Obnoxiously pretty. Fluffy blond shoulder length hair, slim shoulders, pink lips enhanced with some kind of gloss, and a horrendous silky blouse unbuttoned all the way to the belt. “Who are you?” He sputtered.

“Whoever you’d like me to be, baby,” the stranger crawled before leaning in close to him and taking on a businesslike tone of voice. “Look, if you haven’t noticed, there’s a lot of guys watching us. Men at bars are simple. You give them a show, they buy you beer. Now I’m tired of paying for drinks, but I’m not nearly as smashed as I’d like to be, and I can’t help but think you’re in the same position.”

“What do you suggest?”

“Make out with me.”

Despite being, as the human peacock that was taking up far too much of his personal space had said, not nearly as smashed as he’d like to be, John found his resolve weakened enough that he muttered a quick “okay” and placed his hands on the stranger’s waist. “Quick question though- what’s your name?”

“Roger Taylor,” the blond replied.

“John Deacon. Pleasure to meet you.”

“Oh no baby, pleasure’s all mine,” was all the warning John received before the twink- Roger- climbed up the barstool to place bracket John’s hips with his knees, take his face in both hands, and slide his tongue into his mouth.

John let out a squeak of surprise that was muffled against Roger’s lips. They were soft and slick like a girl’s, but those neatly manicured hands were rough and muscular against his cheeks. Coupled with the gruff moans vibrating against his lips, John couldn’t have forgotten that it was a man fondling him even if he’d particularly wanted to.

His ears rung from what he first thought was shock, but turned out to be whistles and cheers from other bar patrons. He hadn’t set out to like this, but on the other hand… he didn’t exactly hate being watched. His cock stirred in agreement. On instinct, John slid his hands down Roger’s back; rucking up his shirt to feel his bare, heated skin with one hand, roughly cupping his ass with the other to pull his hips down, desperate for friction over those criminally tight jeans.

Just as he felt Roger begin to smile against his mouth, John’s focus was broken by two pints of beer slamming down onto the countertop. Right. Duh. The reason he’d agreed to let the str- Roger- kiss him in the first place.

Roger pushed backwards off the barstool and onto his own, but John couldn’t help but notice his high blush, shaking knees, blown pupils, and swollen lips. Taking a self-congratulatory swig of beer, he choked and sputtered when Roger opened his mouth again.

“Mmm, I love a man who can swallow.” Those damned blue eyes twinkled irresistibly as Roger offered his glass in a toast. “Same time next week?”

Comments: I love this fic with my entire being. I can’t believe this exists - it’s everything I ever wanted. I don’t have much more to say. The original ask was perfect, and so is this fic.

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it’s new years so i wanted to take this opportunity to yell about some amazing people

@ruination-formation you are my muse!! i love our chatting/freakout/theorizing sessions and you’re such an inspiration to me as a writer!! and did i mention what a great author you are???

@iridescentoracle idk how i even have the guts to talk to someone so amazing without freaking out!! i do a happy wiggle whenever you pop into my chatbox to ramble with me about bands for hours! your mind!! 

@angelface-the-robot-cowboy i think of you so fondly whenever i see you pop up in my notes!! we’re on the same wavelength on a lot of things and that’s just so neat! love chatting with you about random stuff!!

@nobutseriouslywhat we might not talk a ton, but when we do it’s always fun!! (can’t believe i wasn’t actually following u until today lmao, a terrible oversight on my part, we chatted enough that i just assumed i was, whoops) love yelling with u about idkhow etc. and you’re forever answering the dumb questions i put in my tags which i rly appreciate!!

@dandyligerburningbright i haven’t said hello in a while, my bad, but im still so grateful you took the time to explain ffxv to me and convinced me to give it a shot, what a ride that fandom has been! and hey, did you know you were literally the first person to break the news to me about the mcr reunion?? im forever indebted to you for that alone, lol!