#austin burnside

[forestdalecomic]

Boys will be boys!

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(credit to Nauyaco and Talos Lives for creating and producing this series. You can also follow their lovely series on Twitter, DeviantArt, and Webtoons)

[steve-smackdown]

THE MATCHUPS HAVE ARRIVED!!!

There are six brackets of 16, meaning that there are 96 participants in total. Brackets 1 and 2 will come out tomorrow, with brackets 3 and 4 Friday and brackets 5 and 6 on Saturday. Here are the matchups, under the cut:

Bracket 1:

Steve the Chameleon (Phineas and Ferb) VS. The Steve Convention (Phineas and Ferb)

Stephanie Meanswell (LazyTown) VS. Stefan Karl Stefansson (Real Life)

Steve Jobs (Real Life) VS. Steve Cobs (Inanimate Insanity)

Steve “Patch” Johnson (Days of Our Lives) VS. Stefano DiMera (Days of Our Lives)

Steve Rogers (Marvel) VS. Steven Grant (Marvel)

“Stone Cold” Steve Austin (WWE) VS. Steve Austin (The Six Million Dollar Man)

Steve (Wii Sports) VS. Steven (Wii Sports Club)

Steph (Wii Sports) VS. Stéphanie (Wii Sports Resort)

Bracket 2

Steve McQueen (House MD) VS. Steve the Monkey (Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs)

Steve the Vehicon (Transformers) VS. Steve from Accounting (Transformers: Botbots)

Steven Stevenson (Dayshift at Freddy’s) VS. Steve Stevens (Even Stevens)

Uncle Steve (Regular Show) VS. Pizza Steve (Uncle Grandpa)

Steven Moffat (Real Life) VS. Steven Taylor (Doctor Who)

Steve (You, Me, and Steve by Garfunkel and Oats) VS. Steve (Epic Rap Battles of History)

Steve Palchuk (Tales of Arcadia) VS. Steven Universe (Steven Universe)

Steve Trevor (Wonder Woman) VS. Stephanie Brown (DC Comics)

Bracket 3:

Steve Burnsides (Resident Evil) VS. Stefano Valentini (Evil Within 2)

Steve Urkel (Family Matters) VS. Steven Keaton (Family Ties)

Steven the Bus Stop (Milo Murphy’s Law) VS. Steel Vengeance [aka SteVe] (Cedar Point)

Steven (Papa Louie) VS. Steve Smith (American Dad)

Eh! Steve! (Homestar Runner) VS. Steve (Tankman)

Steve the Hedge (Over the Hedge) VS. Steve the Red Pikmin (Chuggaconroy)

Stefan Domaschke (Die Wilden Hühner) VS. Steven von Namtzen (Lord John)

Steve Hardy (General Hospital) VS. Stephen Strange (Marvel)

Bracket 4:

The Steve Army (Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series) VS. Steven Steel (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Stevie Nichols (Wizards of Waverly Place) VS. Stevie Nicks (Real Life)

Steve Haines (Grand Theft Auto 5) VS. Steve Hale (Full House)

Ninja Steve (WarioWare: Gold) VS. Steve (NES Open Tournament Golf)

Stephen King (Real Life) VS. Steve (Book Scavenger)

Stevens (Emma: A Victorian Romance) VS. Steeve (Deep Rock Galactic)

Steve McCroskey (Airplane!) VS. Steve McGarrett (Hawaii 5-O)

Steven Armstrong (Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance) VS. Stefan (Fire Emblem)

Bracket 5:

Steve (The Owl House) VS. Steve (Bigtop Burger)

Steve (Minecraft) VS. Steve Carlsberg (Welcome to Night Vale)

Steve Harrington (Stranger Things) VS. Steve (She Kills Monsters)

Steven Carter (Torchwood) VS. Stefan Salvatore (The Vampire Diaries)

Steve (Blue’s Clues) VS. Steven Spielberg (Real Life)

Steven Franklin (Babylon 5) VS. Steve Jinks (Warehouse 13)

Stephen Bonnet (Outlander) VS. Steve Randle (The Outsiders)

Steve (hi, i’m steve) VS. Stefon Meyers (Saturday Night Live)

Bracket 6:

Steve Stronghold (Sky High) VS. Steven Stone (Pokémon)

Steve (Cucumber Quest) VS. Steve Irwin (Real Life)

Stephen Hawking (Real Life) VS. Steve Harvey (Real Life)

Stevie Wonder (Real Life) VS. Steve Taylor (Coupling)

Stephano (The Tempest) VS. Stephen (Shin Megami Tensei)

Stephen Gevanni (Death Note) VS. Steven Crain (The Haunting of Hill House)

Stephen Stills (Scott Pilgrim) VS. Stephen Sondheim (The Unsleeping City)

Steph (Pride) VS. Steve (Dark Cloud)

quick side note: every matchup from round 4 to round 6 was randomly decided, as i had ran out of connections to make. no matchups were created with the intention to get rid of a character.

[dstriker]

December 2024: RR Party on Friday The 13th, Plus Saturday The 14th Day Party with R.A. Bridges, Annie Neeley, and Lew Card

The Basement, 1604 8th Ave S, Ste 330, Nashville, TN • Doors 6:30p / Show 7p • Ticket Page

Friday the 13th strikes again this December! Time for another RR Party to celebrate the new issue of the RR zine—published every Friday the 13th since 1998. Head to The Basement OG and catch performances by D. Striker, Hands Down Eugene, Justin Webb & The Noise, CT Stephenson, and Jason Crawford.

D. Striker - This RR Party will celebrate the release of issue #47 of RR, a zine about Striker’s self-styled country star life, told through stories, song lyrics, interactive games, and more, all while also tackling Nashville’s past and present in both reverent and satirical ways.

Hands Down Eugene - Matt Moody reunited the band for the first time since 2019 at the last RR Party in September. It's truly a treat to have the seldom-seen psych-rocker return on Friday the 13th to achieve perfect RR Party participation in 2024.

“They make Beatles inspired art pop, with a really great sense of melody and really tight harmonies.” ~ Robin Hilton on Second Stage (NPR Music)

Justin Webb & The Noise - Hot off the release of their debut album “Stupid Young” on Austin’s Chicken Ranch Records (listen here), Justin Webb & The Noise comprises former members of We Were The States, Bully, and Only.

“Stupid Young is steeped in the turn-of-the-21st-Century post-Strokes moment when bands drawing on ‘60s garage and late ‘70s punk, such as The White Stripes and The Hives, pushed rap metal off the radio. There might even be the slightest hint of the widescreen technicolor of bands like U2 or Oasis. Except this music has a Southern accent – these are Tennessee boys, after all. Most appreciably, you will not find a single gated snare or a drop of digital reverb on any inch of this record. In other words, Justin Webb & The Noise play rock ‘n’ roll, the way God intended it.” - Tim Stegall

CT Stephenson - CT led the Charlotte-based alt.country band Memphis Quick 50 in the early Aughts, featuring a talented lineup that included pre-Avett Brothers Bob Crawford on bass. CT’s last Nashville performance was at an RR Party in 2015, making it fitting that he returns to the RR Party stage to debut his new songs and new sound.

Jason Crawford - By way of Las Vegas, San Francisco, and Athens, Georgia, Jason Crawford recently released an EP, Down To Move, produced by Jonathan Burnside (The Melvins, Kurt Cobain, Faith No More). Listen here.

RR Presents Saturday the 14th 

Bobby's Idle Hour, 9 Music Square S, Nashville, TN 37203 • 3-6p

Cure your RR Party hangover with a daytime hang at Bobby’s Idle Hour featuring a talented line-up with RR Party connections.

R. A. Bridges – This Bowling Green native and old-time fiddler led a band called The Pennyrilers, which described themselves as 'Old Americana Grass.' He’ll debut new songs featuring most of the old band with the addition of fiddle champion Joel Whittinghill at the Idle Hour.

Annie Neeley - Bryan Williston of Spill Magazine describes Annie Neeley as “a songwriter who is connected to herself, and to the literal and metaphorical places that she calls home." A longtime Nashvillian, Neeley now lives in her home state of West Virginia. Listen here.

Lew Card - With comparisons to John Prine and Hayes Carll, “Card works the Texas side of roots-rock by combining the easygoing and the gritty” says Jim Caligiuri for The Austin Chronicle. Listen here.

[stardella]

H

High school au

(Bonus hcs under the cut)

Taako drastically changed his style every year

Lup shoved Barry into a locker on the first day

Barry is also a roller bag kid

Lucretia did a group project with Merle and that’s how she met everyone

If you couldn’t tell Lup dyed her hair

[mauriooo]

ANGUS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO BE STRONG ENOUGH TO DISLOCATE MAGNUS'S SHOULDER

[musicalregret]

It’s the bois!!

It’s a reference base, Here There Be Gerblins, The Suffering Game, and the Austin Liveshow! Individual pics under the cut!

(Commissions are open, reblogs appreciated, click for better quality!)

[goatsghost]

the taz high school au angus made me so uncomfortable!!! how dare the small child grow up????

[rewrentless]

Austin Liveshow Quotes

- if you were doing a documentary about us that would be the moment that you just saw where youd be like and after that it all went wrong

- i brought some hard candy that i was gonna like fling out in the audience

- griffin told me not to do it!!

- after travis blinded an extremely letigious austinite with his jambreakers it all fell apart after that

- i have an eyepatch i cant hear very well

- excited for a new day git my new janceboard got a new binder and its... blue!

- now its got layers of sadness

- i had a great hotrod 'if ya know what i mean' 'im a grandfather!'

- i dont like this smooth jazz angus

- if we had gone back in time you would be younger 'or nonexistant' oh what a fantasy

- can i just say the extent to which angus has bought into this and the speed at which he has bought into this is truly upsetting, that is a man whose grasp of reality is like razor thin

- youre gonna have to talk loud cause the moment brody came a runnin taako was like repulsed backwards like like at 30 foot radius forcefield around brody noooooooope

- griffin did you say the name of the school was fanservice high

- im late for class! I dont have time for banter!

- magnus let me smell your fingers

- arrive with spellcards leave with ~immortality~

- *travis raps the entire chorus of 1 week by bare naked ladies*

- the song at first seems like a superficial recount of things that one might do during one week but if you look at it in a deeper level what it really establishes is the time it takes to fully appreciate your partner because you might look at it in that moment i acted badly but now one week later its given me time to think about what you mean to me, what i come across in this relationship only now one week later do i fully appreciate that i didnt appreciate you and thats the juxtapostion that you get

- high school old man

- im a big believer in talking to my plants 'fuck you i quit im out'

- taakos smoking with the cool kids

- and dont fuck this plant

- hes fondeling the plant

- yknow ive been nurturing you for a long time and nobidy really understands our relationship yknow i believe in you you have strong roots and someday you will  tower above all the other shrubs and youre going to .... b l o s s o m ... into f u l lness and r i p e ness and your sap, your sap shall runneth

- im still here hey dad 'you are a little freak' yeah dad im l o v i n this

- youre complicit!! Bad people win when good people sit by and say nothing!

- nobody better lead some kinda food revolution

- i just want a plain ass....

- i make it what do you want pervert?

- (chanting) take a bite rick!

- its a wonderful life like a motherfucker

- ill be the first to admit that pe isnt as sexy as algebra or world history

- hammerheads vs tres im not gonna say that

- and thats how we're the well balanced children we are today

- i cast lycanthropy and turn myself into a teen wolf

- i forgot to do the rest of the bells ooooops ;)

- *plays space jam*

- taako youve got a j in this class

- light of my life, endzone of the cosmos, my lord, my saviour, touchdown todd

- merle highchorch

- well done youve solved my high school puzzle

- if you get dunked on in the dream you get dunked on in real.. 'and he fucking dies!'

[ohsweetflips]

magnus critting and decking maarvey in the face for fourteen points of damage and then screaming “I’M LATE FOR CLASS I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR WITTY BANTER” is an accurate summary of me running to my edu-240 class every tuesday and thursday morning after sitting in the starbucks drive-through for a half hour waiting for my iced chai tea latte with almond milk

[taz-quotes]

Brody: What’s up Tres Horny Boys? You guys ready for another day of boring old school? Ughhckk, homework, riiiight?

Magnus: Brody, I’m- I’m gonna stop you right there for just one second, if I could talk to Taako just for a second.

Justin: Uh, you’re gonna have to talk loud cuz the moment Brody came a-runnin, Taako was like repulsed backwards. Like, like a thirty-foot radius forcefield around Brody

[forestdalecomic]

Happy Saint Patrick's day everybody! Make sure to get your green on!

If you’re interested in supporting the growth of the series, why not become a supporter on buymeacoffee.com. Supporters get exclusive early access to pages not yet published on any of the currently active sites.

(credit to Nauyaco and Talos Lives for creating and producing this series. You can also follow their lovely series on Twitter, DeviantArt, and Webtoons)

[steve-smackdown]

Round 2 Matchups!

Round 1 was a lot of fun! Some unexpected sweeps happened (looking at Steve Cobs, i thought the OSC wanted his ass dead) and that’s always exciting. Here are the next round’s matchups, under the cut:

Bracket 1:

The Steve Convention (Phineas and Ferb) VS. Stefan Karl Stefansson (Real Life)

Steve Cobs (Inanimate Insanity) VS. Steve “Patch” Johnson (Days of our Lives)

Steven Grant (Marvel) VS. “Stone Cold” Steve Austin (WWE)

Steven (Wii Sports Club) VS. Stéphanie (Wii Sports Resort)

Bracket 2:

Steve McQueen (House MD) VS. Steve the Vehicon (Transformers)

Steven Stevenson (Dayshift at Freddy’s) VS. Pizza Steve (Uncle Grandpa)

Steven Taylor (Doctor Who) VS. Steve (Me, You, and Steve by Garfunkel and Oates)

Steven Universe (Steven Universe) VS. Stephanie Brown (DC Comics)

Bracket 3:

Steve Burnside (Resident Evil) VS. Steve Urkel (Family Matters)

Steel Vengeance [aka SteVe] (Cedar Point) VS. Steven (Papa Louie)

Eh! Steve! (Homestar Runner) VS. Steve the Red Pikmin (Chuggaconroy)

Steven von Namtzen (Lord John) VS. Stephen Strange (Marvel)

Bracket 4:

The Steve Army (Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series) VS. Stevie Nicks (Real Life)

Steve Hale (Full House) VS. Ninja Steve (WarioWare: Gold)

Stephen King (Real Life) VS. Steeve (Deep Rock Galactic)

Steve McCroskey (Airplane!) VS. Steven Armstrong (Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance)

Bracket 5:

Steve (Bigtop Burger) VS. Steve (Minecraft)

Steve Harrington (Stranger Things) VS. Steven Carter (Torchwood)

Steve (Blue’s Clues) VS. Steven Franklin (Babylon 5)

Steve Randle (The Outsiders) VS. Steve (hi, i’m steve) & Stefon Meyers (Saturday Night Live)

Bracket 6:

Steven Stone (Pokémon) VS. Steve Irwin (Real Life)

Stephen Hawking (Real Life) VS. Stevie Wonder (Real Life)

Stephano (The Tempest) VS. Stephen Gevanni (Death Note)

Stephen Sondheim (The Unsleeping City) VS. Steph (Pride)

[bulkbinbox]

ambrose everett burnside, austin augustus turner

[uglypaw]

the Austin live show was a gift

[galacticjonah]

the most extreme teens you’ve ever met!!!!

[ask-whitebag]

I decided to finish this piece because I like it so damn much c: