#auriac

[science70]

Société Générale poster, 1971.

Design: Jacques Auriac

[robertogreco]

Jacques Auriac poster design for LIP, the French watch and clock manufacturer

[tv-girllover07]

Something metal🥁

Kevin schlieb × fem!reader

Movie: Metal lords

Part 4

Blue italic= there thoughts

Green italic= Kevin narrating

Scene skip ⏭️

I’m at hunters house with two other people playing D&D “And the Slippers of Spider Climbing go to Malmsteen of Gorgoroth.” He said and painted at Hunter, I hear Mr Sylvester laugh “What kind of girlie name is Malmsteen of Gorgoroth?” He asks

“I don't know, Dad. Why don't you ask one of your real housewives while you’re shoving water balloons into there tits” Hunter snaps back at him, I look at the other members around the table “Plastic surgeon.” so they would understand what they were talking about. I understand, dungeons and dragons even less then metal but it’s a chance for us to hang out with new people, especially for people who can be in our band, if he joins Skullfucker, then we’re a band, right? So then we can play in the Battle of the Bands. If people like us, then maybe they’ll ask us to play at some parties. I hope Hunter likes this guy. Sometimes he’s not so nice to people when he’s uncomfortable and being around, his dad makes him-- “Well, Malmsteen just can't believe that a halfling rogue would be dumb and ungrateful enough to try and rip off a half-orc barbarian who just saved him from five ice toads. But he thinks he'll show mercy.

“Until he remembers that mercy is for the weak. Malmsteen pulls out Hell Slinger his +3 great sword...” ”Hunter” I cut him off “...And he tells Auriac Stormhollow to shut his glory hole before he starts his first attack.” Hunter drops the dice’s on the table making a loud clack “Plus ten, that's a hit-- “Hunter, don't be an idiot.” And Hunter continues to ignore me “He runs the blade between the thief's ribs. Second attack. Uh-oh! There goes the leg. And for the final attack...oh shit! ,Head over to Dr. Sylvester's for some post-op implants, because I just chopped off your dick.” Hunter said that while holding the guys arm and making it look like he was chopping his dick.

“Sure, sure” Mr Sylvester said laughing, “You just remember that those implants are what paid for your guitar, your incel action figures, and all your dumbass Satan-worship T-shirts!” Mr Sylvester yelled “I'm gonna go play tennis! Have you see my American Express?” Hunter just shrugs and drinks his Mountain Dew and I look at him. The guy I asked to come over gets up and grabs his bag “Where are you going.” Hunter asks “Leaving. This sucks compared to Call of Duty. Kevin, see you in class.” And he leaves “Hunter, we were going to ask him to play bass for us. He says he's pretty good.” Hunter shakes his head “It's for the best. We can never trust a guy like that.” I look at him pissed why can’t he just except the fact that we really need a bass player.

(Scene skip ⏭️)

“I’m telling you, she’s really good.” I said to Hunter but he disagreed “We need a bass player. A metal bass player.” He told me as we turn down a street “She can be metal.” I kept trying to persuade him “That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.”

“Why? Why is that the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever heard?” I asked him “Because a cello-playing girl is so non-metal that even thinking about it is evaporating my balls.” He said and I look at him confused “A lot of the time, Hunter. I don’t know what you’re talking about. Metal, not metal…Uh…Maybe I’m just not right for Skullfucker.” I said and looked at him before looking back on the road.

Then he stops the car and unbuckled his seatbelt “Okay, switch places with me.” He said and I turn to him “What?” And he looked at me “Just do it. Slide over. Open the door, but don’t get out.” He told me as I unbuckle my seatbelt and he got out of the car, and I open my door and see Hunter walking towards Skip and I start yelling at Hunter “No! No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no” but he kept walking then Hunter reaches Skip and gives him the middle finger “Suck it, cunt.” Then flips him in the chin, and runs to the car while Skip chases him “Go, go! Fuck! Go! Fuck! Fuck! Go, go, go, go, go!” so I get in the driver seat, and Hunter gets in the car and slams the door “Why? Why did you do that?” I asked him getting worried “Truth to power, bitch! Drive!” And I step on the gas “Why?” I asked myself quietly and start driving faster due to Skip driving after us “Drive. If he gets close enough, you’ve just as fucked as I am.” He told me and I duck down in the seat “You slow down, you die. That’s metal.”

“That is a dumb Keanu Reeves movie!” I yelled at him and continued driving and trying not to hit any cars “Watch out. He’ll see you in the mirrors if he gets close enough.” So I adjusted the mirror “You’re an asshole” I told Hunter and he laughs “Okay. We can shake him. Turn left on Aspen” and I turn the car but we almost get hit “Don’t slow down. Keep going straight.” I feel like I’m losing my mind “To where? Where?” I yelled “There!” Hunter pointed to the narrow alleyway “I…We will not fit in there!” I continue yelling “I know this car!” Hunter yelled as we got closer to the alley and he put his hand on my knee “Fucking do it!” And I start to scream “Whoo!” “No, no, no!” I yelled and Hunter screams maniacally and we finally exit the alley and Hunter turns back to see Skip trying to go through the alleyway, but crashes into the wall.

I understand now. Metal is commitment, and speaking truth to power and sticking it to the man, and speed. “That was fucking awesome” I said to Hunter and let out a sigh. Metal is taking the wheel.

(Scene skip ⏭️)

“What’s this” I ask “Homework” he said well we all look around the room, looking at all the different posters “Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Metallica, Anthrax, Slayer, Megadeth, Motörhead, Guns N’ Roses, Rage Against the Machine, Pantera, Emperor, Tool, Dio, Mesguggah, Opeth, Slipknot, Mastodon, Lamb of God. This is your history now. Learn it, live it, do lines of it in the bathroom” Hunter then finally hands me the sheet of music and I look at it. It’s a list of different songs by different artists. “I’ll be working on this. It’s a solo to “Machinery” it fucking shreds. I had these made up” he hand me guitar picks with the words Skullfucker on it, and I put them in my pocket and I say to Hunter “I’ll start working on this” We do the band handshake. And I walk up the stairs i hear Hunter mess up a note and yell “Cocks! Fuck me, okay.”

(Scene skip ⏭️)

I’m in the practice room and I’m writing down the same songs Hunter wrote for me and rewrote them on a separate sheet for Y/n. Once I’m done writing everything down I fold the piece of paper and start walking towards the room Y/n was in, then I look at the paper in my hand put, From: Kevin ! On it I don’t want to interrupt this time so I slide it underneath the door as soon as I slide it underneath the door I hear her stop playing the cello and I walk away.

Part 5 🥁

[skubri30]

AURIAC - Pyrénées Atlantiques

Les véganes : On tient le bambou

[steph-photographie]

Photo originale par Steph-Photo

Lumière d'automne dans les vignes de Brue-Auriac (Var, Provence, France)

[hexaconto]

Choisir son expert-comptable à Auriac-Lagast - 6 critères incontournables

La région de Auriac-Lagast compte moins de 10 experts-comptables. En tant qu’entrepreneur, dirigeant ou créateur, cela vous fait donc autant de possibilités pour choisir l’expert-comptable adéquat qui vous

[pascaliasten]

24/04/2024 ::70::

Moktar - Agent forestier. Auriac-France. Moktar - Forester’s agent. Auriac-France.

Edition en 5 ex. numéroté et signé.

30 x 30 cm (marge blanche 25mm). Impression sur papier argentique lustré ou brillant.

60 euros (frais de port: 7 euros)

Edition of 5 numbered and signed copies.

30 x 30 cm (25mm white margin). Printed on glossy or high-gloss silver paper.

60 euros (postage 7 euros)

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La Xaintrie méconnue / 22 (suite et fin)

Unknown Xaintrie / 22 (continuation and end)

Jean Seilhac (autoportrait)

Poète - Peintre

Auteur de nombreux ouvrages dont : La Fragile Humidité des Pierres, Vive le Spore, La Psychologie du Virage, Songe d’une Nuit cet Été, Mes Recettes hydrauliques, etc

Jean Seilhac expose régulièrement dans la région ainsi que dans le reste Massif Central de vastes toiles et dessins.

Jean Seilhac. Coin à Girolles - 1989

huile sur toile (400x300)

Col. Musée du Champignon. Auriac sur Dordogne

Jean Seilhac. (Self portrait)

Poet - Painter

Author of numerous works including: The Fragile Humidity of Stones, Long live the Spore, The Psychology of Bends, Dream of a Night this Summer, My Hydraulic Recipes, etc.

Jean Seilhac exhibits regularly in the region as well as in the rest of the Massif Central vast paintings and drawings.

Jean Seilhac. Corner in Chanterelles - 1989

oil on canvas (400x300)

Crédits : IA - Juillet 2023

Source photographique : Pascal Osten - 2023

Prompt : Pascal Osten - 2023

[espresso-notes]

31 mai. 2023

  C’est à la sortie de l’office le dimanche 28 mai, qu’il a été saisi en pleine Pentecôte, d’une crise de délirium tremens. David Langlois, boucher-charcutier de son état, propriétaire par atavisme de l’établissement portant son nom, Place du Gourdaloup à Auriac-Xaintrie, avait la veille selon l’avis de son médecin traitant cessé de croire autant.

[emt069]

[compagnieoghma]

Pour la Saint Valentin, on vous parle d’amour à Auriac-du-Périgord (salle des fêtes, à 20:30), dans une épopée où notre directeur artistique incarne tous les personnages d’une histoire d’amour déchirante et désopilante. Accompagnée de partitions à la viole de gambe, qui massacrent les plus grands auteurs – pour mieux rire! D’ailleurs, Charles sera au micro de @francebleuperigord pour en parler mardi 11 à 18:10. . . . #theatre #sortie #perigord #dordogne #perigordnoir #saintvalentin #valentines #auriac #perigordtourisme #amour #epopee #musique #baroque #spectacle #francebleuperigord https://www.instagram.com/p/B8Mayfpoeg_/?igshid=1jqpa9ovtz46w

[domusinluna]

Côte d’Azur posters by various artists

1. Guy Georget for Air France, 1950s

2. Jacques Nathan-Garamond, Visitez la côte d'Azur, 1963 

3. Jacques Auriac for Air France, 1952

4. Gruau for Air France, 1964

5. Bernhard Villemot for Air France, 1952

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Megève

~ Jacques Auriac (1922-2003)

[skubri30]

BRUE-AURIAC - Var / Un pas de côté

Scoop : on a enfin trouvé la résidence secondaire de Fabien Roussel

[steph-photographie]

Photo originale par Steph-Photo Contre-jour au domaine de Cantarelle à Brue-Auriac (Var, France)