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man im still so obsessed with the fact that it seems like knuckles either didn't originally have a name, or that he dropped it to carry the name of his ancestors

LIKE UGH. it's so sad. it's so unfair. knuckles' entire existence is so unfair. imagine having no name and having the only identity you have being the name of a dead group of people you never even got to meet? alternatively, dropping your own birth name to carry that name as your own because there's no one else around to do so?

i NEED. NNEEEEDD. canon media to acknowledge this in some way. it's mentioned once that he was named after his ancestors in an obscure character bio, and never brought up ever again as far as i know. i don't know japanese but from what i can tell the way it's worded implies that "knuckles" became his name? as in, it wasn't his name originally.

I NEED TO KNOW MORE. I NEED THIS TO BE EXPLORED.

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well damn this goes crazy fucking hard but wiwi's still dead!

[wrestlezon]

liveblog containment zone for aew dynamite 7/27/22

you know im raring to see that ricky starks vs danhausen match

rush vs moxley! i havent seen the ROH ppv but i might catch up on it soon, sounded interesting. at least daniel garcia vs yuta it wouldnt be a match with regal on commentary if he wasnt complimenting excalibur gasp! he didnt even let moxley finish his entrance. rude HE JUST... SITS ON THE SECURITY GUY'S LAP.... HE HAD TO CRAWL AWAY................. EW DONT LICK HIS FOREHEAD BLOOD cable!!! choking!!!!!!!!!!! rush is powering up by getting damp. damper lmao his little fakeout into a soft little headkick slap trade oh that rope counter suplex manuever was cool! softest stomps ive ever seen oh man rush is doing some reaaaaal close-to-the-turnbuckles move on that one forehead bite moves ahh ref distraction tactics into andrade appearance... ok the lucha bros are chasing him off. thats still a thing going on (i do not like that feud because there was too much unmasking going on) moxley wins! ravioli ravioli sign

NO NOT JERICHO.................. anna jay why are you hanging out with these chumps. theyre being heels by annoying me with their work boooo... boo ok anna jay.a.s. is pretty good tho im weary of jericho. eddie got that big ppv win but the rest of this feud... so weary moxley is my champion. i agree with him. he speaks the truth

trios belts!!!!!!!!!!!! OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED THIS ALL BUT CONFIRMS THAT KENNY IS COMING BACK AT ALL OUT... RIGHT...

DANHAUSEN VS RICKY STARKS ricky starks' video here is so fucking good LMAO omfg he is so much LMAO DANHAUSEN stealing ricky's pose!!! POSE OFF dive!!! AUHGHGHGHH HSQUASH MATTHCHCHHH ok if they actually do a double match this time i wont be mad

HOOK............................ ok i am not mad that was a squash match now what the!! punch moves!!! is that allowed WHOA sick flip from hook DIVE MOVES counter into chokeouts!! HE TAPS OUT............!!!!!! hook... :)c danhausen helped indirectly OC GET ADBLOCK sign lol

ricky ring promo.... ;_; ricky starks i think youre super cool and stylish!! WHAT THE HELL?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

POWERHOUSE HOBBS BUT FOR WHY

i saw the acclaimed say something but im still reeling from hobbs betrayal

sammy guevara vs dante martin oh dante kiss skye blue? lots of dating going on in aew it seems sorry im still thinking about the ricky starks thing between that one interview where he was like "damn mjf has some points with all these ex-wwe people picking up the spotlight >:/" and this promo where he was like "people keep telling me to wait for my time but hell!!! im tired of waiting my time is now!!!" really got me thinking about how cool a ricky starks mjf team up would be. ricky and mjf vs the world. theyre going to fight back against all the ex-wwe... oh the match ended. wait who won? sammy??

the best friends rule. i want them to be on tv all the time, i am thoroughly entertained by their antics them carrying off orange cassidy like a plank of goddamn wood. SO GOOD

hey its jungle boy oh my god jungle boy getting SPICY LMAO WOW hes taking tough guy cues from christian cage in the process of feuding with christian cage :)c thats cool omg cage interrupting him when hes trying to get to the most personal part of his speech feud feud feud feud

hey its the bucks oh! trios belt. whos gonna be your third bucks? cutler is angling for the position OH... HANGMAN ENCOUNTER...................... THE BUCKS........ OMG THE DARK ORDER APPEAR the drama.....

swerve strickland vs tony nese and mark sterling i think the concept for this match is good :D haha. its goofy. i love lopsided matches like these-- i mean, i know swerve is still gonna win but still. im here for the antics and mark sterling tagging with tony nese is all antics by design

LMAO WHAT THE KEITH LEE LYING DEAD BACKSTAGE SLAIN BY JOSH WOODS ASSAILANT

malakai black: we live in a society

travelling belt match updates: pac fighting! thunder rosa fighting! waow also lol at excalibur having to pause because of weird mic things going on-- was that tony schiavone doing a simultaneous readout in the background? or an echo

miyu vs thunder rosa ok i think ive had enough time to calm from earlier matches to focus on this one heck of a dropkick HECK OF A CHOP!!!!!!! HELL OF A HOP OFF THE APRON INTO A COUNTERHIT my connection lagged at thunder rosa's suplex pin. held in super suspense ohhhh shit miyu's german suplex there???? WOW and that was a cool swing kick too!! i only noticed thunder rosa doing this mouthguard thing in this match and the previous miyu match. is this a new powerup move or have i just not been paying attention aww shaking hands and nuzzling. good terms

so many match announcements. adam cole and redragon are coming back!!! im SOOOOO excited about the best friends trios match on friday :DDDDDDDD the best friends! and orange!! yay

daniel garcia vs bryan danielson daniel vs danielson. holy SHIT that running jumpkick dropkick thing on garcia's head hes straddling him. hello slapping him. hellooooo bryan danielson im glad youre back and im glad youre back just in time as daniel garcia is at full horny or whatever jericho: IM HOT RIGHT NOW JIM wow bryan danielson rebounding off the fence into garcia lmao omg this poor security guard has been bothered all day. they keep stealing his seat whoa scary. dont spook me about concussions, announcers whoa!! what a backflip!!! what the... ok its in character theyre working it. okayyyy... i know danielson does this... im rearranging my mental furniture bumpin into the camera guy concrete!! vicious!!!!!!!!! oh BRYCE is SOOOO MAD man this match super slowed down. are they trying to buy time because this is a bit dragged out for just dramatic effect ok its picking up again bro these cornercam angles. all my friends are concerned... danielson............ r u ok @_@ LMAO WTF WHO WAS THAT... MYSTERY ARM FROM UNDER THE RING DRAMA OHH MY GOD DANIEL GARCIA WON... SUBMISSION HOLDED

oh the mystery arm was hager. ok....... :/ i was hoping it'd be 2point0 or something. you know. one of daniel garcia's wrestledads. what ever happened to that i like that dynamic between two barking mobster henchmen and their aloof moody wrestleson but no its....... *SIGH* jericho and hager................... daniel garcia you couldnt beat bryan danielson on your own... what kind of tough guy are you man they really drew that out to the last minute though dedication to the time slot. but at what cost :/