#audreyii

[theworldismyoysterandiamthepearl]

[plantfoodd]

i’d ..

i’d let audrey ii eat me

WE WERE ALL THINKING IT OK BUT YOU WERE ALL TOO SCARED TO SAY IT BUT NO

IM NOT YOU IM A MAN!!! I WILL ADMIT IT WHEN I FEEL EMBARASSING EMOTIONS ABOUT A MAN EATING PLANT!!!

IM JUST BETTER

[pianotrees]

today i learned that my firm belief in green being the color of evil may be due to my excessive and obsessive watching of Little Shop of Horrors

[swankii-art-teacher]

Their little friends sure look like Audrey II's from Little Shop of Horrors babies...

so, i am back once again, this time with both elain and azriel ft. the cute carnivorous plant 🌱

i have to say the plant has to be my favorite part of this

it’s not the most detailed drawing or anything, but it was fun, so i present to you: hufflepuff elain and her resident slytherin boy, azriel 💛💚

for a second there i questioned if i should make azriel a ravenclaw, but i think he would fit better in slytherin. what do you all think?? also, i had an idea that maybe i should do a feysand and messian version of these drawings ft. the plant 🌱

anyways, hope you like it

(@casuallivi please don’t collapse, i’ll feel guilty if you do)

[audreyii-fic]

hi. i'm audreyii_fic.

Mostly I write fanfiction. Here's a summary.

The Big Four:

The Movement of the Earth, Jacob & Bella, Twilight (AO3 / FFn / LJ)

The Sparrowkeet Series, Zuko & Katara, Avatar: the Last Airbender (AO3 / FFn)

Ordinary Love, Loki & Jane, Marvel Cinematic Universe (AO3 / FFn)

can't turn off what turns me on, Ben & Rey, Star Wars (AO3)

The Best Four:

Pieces of the Memories, Jacob & Bella, Twilight (AO3 / FFn / LJ)

The Bad in Each Other, Gale & Katniss, The Hunger Games (AO3 / FFn / LJ)

On Each Other's Teams, Loki & Jane, Marvel Cinematic Universe (AO3 / FFn)

The Science-y Girl and the Curator, Doctor Who (AO3)

In addition to Star Wars, Twilight, MCU, Doctor Who, Hunger Games, and A:tLA, I've also written fics for Dark Angel, Sleepy Hollow, Once Upon a Time, House of the Dragon, Gotham, and Jurassic World with varying degrees of focus and varying levels of notoriety in their respective fandoms.

When you post for decades, your work winds up in a lot of places. Some were lost to the sands of defunct web boards (I'm looking at you, LOST, Jane Austen, Supernatural, Harry Potter, and Days of our Lives), but most can be found under audreyii_fic on Archive of Our Own, LiveJournal, and Fanfiction.net — though not every fic is in all three locations.

Social media-wise, I'm intermittently present on Bluesky as audreyii.bsky.social, Twitter X Nazi Hellscape as audreyii_fic, and YouTube as Two-Thirds Blind.

Every ship I've ever shipped has sunk.

[thebiggerbear]

Writer Recs List Page 3

Rec list under Read More:

@thekristen999 - Writing List

@sobsicles

@whelvenwings - Writing List

@snickfic

@interrogatethecat

@mattzerella-sticks

@thevioletcaptain - Writing List

@teaandjumpers

@jemariel

@brainsforbabyjesus

@anyreiart - Writing List

@queerwolf79

@punk-is-notdead

@silverwoodj

@inadaze22

@audreyii-fic - Fanfiction List

@marvelingjules

@frecklyrobert

@annevalkyriafiction

@phyona

@shardminds

@edwardsmate4ever - Writing List

@howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen - Fic List

@leahclearwlwater

@hotshotsxyz - Masterlist

@goldenraeofsun - Fic List

@maidenvault - Fic List

@kwop-kilawtley

@samsjazz

@the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis - Masterlist

@sfiddy

@redbelles

@onthesandsofdreams

@cynical-harlequin

@spryzzi-writes - Masterlist

@lavendershazy

@theasexualscorpio

@badjoices

@ersatzangel - Fic Tag

@finduilasclln - Masterpost

@jasvtsc - Masterlist

@shy-blue-blossom - Masterlist

@cellsshapedlikestars

@janiehellion - Masterlist

@negansfavlucille01 Masterlist

@loves4yukio

@pretty-circa006 - Masterlist

@bring-forth-his-sac - Masterlist

@lanadelnegan - Masterlist

@writella - Masterlist

@daryl-dixon-daydreams - Masterlist

@inacatastrophicmind

@xx-ingie-xx

@sidecarghost

@banshee1013

@shadowywerewolfqueen

@shelikestv

@thiscastielhasflown

@thebloggerbloggerfun

@bi-bard - Masterlist

@ivy-loves-chocolate

@goforthetitle - Masterlist

@disregardcanon - Fanfic List

@walker-extended-universe

@storiesofsvu - Masterlist

@winchesterszvonecek - Masterlist

@likeadove - Fanfiction Tag

@singingfirefliess - Fic List

@drelizabethgreene

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[unproduciblesmackdown]

Watch our version of Audrey II, the human eating plant grow in LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS! 🪴🩸 Onstage now. #LittleShopofHorrors #Theater #Minnesota #Broadway #AudreyII #Musical #GuthrieLittleShop

[plantgothsimblr]

I gotta remake the mother from outer space. Eventually.

Happy Birthday, Audrey II!

[nithili]

Just finished "The Movement of the Earth" by @audreyii-fic and I'm SHOOK. I've been CHANGED.

Twilight is a comfort series to me because it's hilarious; watching the movies while talking about everything that could have made this series actually good is something I really enjoy. And one day, after watching Eclipse and thinking about how Jacob was surely lobotomized (yeah I like puns), I stumbled across this fic almost by accident and I couldn't stop. That "one day" I mentioned was today, or yesterday actually. It's 2:52am. I really couldn't stop.

So this is my long way of saying that if you want to read a great Twilight fic, or a great fic in general, go read it. It's amazing. It almost drove the author to insanity and it can do that for you too!

[jacksquatjb]

DON'T FEED THE PLANTS!

#littleshop #littleshopofhorrors #audreyii #audrey2 #horror #horrorart #horrormovies #clay #sculpture #sculptor #handmade #artist #artwork #polymer

[rachiesratirementhome]

This here is #Hudson <3

He doesn't really have much experience being with other rats.

He has no idea whether they are real, friends, a threat to his well-being, or a mirage caused by Australia's summer heat.

#Hudson has decided the total freeze approach is the best way to respond given the circumstances.

He did accept the nutrigrain we offered him (#AudreyII has not yet been able to tell him that being perceived by nutrigrain is also terrifying).

He didn't think it was smart to eat it yet though, so he is just going sit here like this for...well...a while we guess.

- Photo by #VollieCat, post by #AdminAlly

Educational Note: Ratties like #Hudson as such an important example of why ratties should not be sold before 8 - 10 weeks of age. They need that time to be both physically healthy and socially confident. Trying to teach them friends are safe after the fact just isn't necessary and no rattie should ever be so terrified that they won't eat a nutrigrain just in case they are perceived by their own species.

[thatoneteen]

human AudreyII

!!TW blood under the cut!!

[plantfoodd]

*sniffle*

..guys :(

[thekimspoblog]

I mean I don't really care about morgan either way. But someone's gotta feed AudreyII, so if he's volunteering I respect that.

And Elliot Page as Bond? You know at first my brain went "Hell Yes!" but on second thought I'm not sure I can see it. Doesn't he usually play characters who are angsty/snarky? It would be a somewhat different approach to Bond at the very least.

But considering I don't like Bond movies anyway, and my main complaint is that Bond is a boring character, casting Page would probably be the closest I'd ever get to wanting to see it.

Still... surely there are other transmasc actors better suited to the role? We can't just give everything to Elliot Page.

[mymetric360]

Best Audrey II Piranha Plant Kit in the US: A Must-Have Gift? #LittleShopOfHorrors #AudreyII #BuildingKit #GiftIdeas #PiranhaP... Link: https://mymetric360.com/question/best-audrey-ii-piranha-plant-kit-in-the-us-a-must-have-gift/?feed_id=256924&_unique_id=6704306f998cd

[thebiggerbear]

Twilight Fic Recs List

Rec list under Read More:

Hold Me by @ineedmorefanfics - Rosalie gets upset when her human mate gets hurt.

Memories and markers by @mtr-amg - AU: For Bella married life with kids can be a handful. What happens when she thinks her wolf is having an affair?

Dreams and dust by @mtr-amg - On a trip to London, Rosalie Hale runs into an old wolf. Sam Uley isn't aging and no one knows why. Impulsively they decide to tick each other off their bucket list. Together they discover something else.

Bonfires and burns by @mtr-amg - An unnamed wolf tells his child a story to distract him when he is hurt.

13. “What did you swallow?” 19. “Why are you screaming at me?” 28. “Something is wrong.” by @ineedmorefanfics2 (Rosalie x Reader)

Letting You Go by @caplanbuckybarnes - You wanted to see Emmett again, but you realise it was a lost cause. (Emmett Cullen x Reader)

Write and Wrong by W.M. Hunt - Isabella Swan is the new English teacher for the reservation of La Push hoping to finally make good use of her education degree. However, she did not anticipate a hot headed, local teenage boy, who also happens to be a werewolf, to imprint on her. Now she has to choose between what she knows is the right decision, and what her heart truly wants. (Jacob x Bella) [FanfictionNet]

Never Too Late by spiritmccinnamon - After an 'epiphany' the day of her wedding to Edward, Bella is able to explore a romantic relationship with Jacob, at last, only to be given a warning that changes her future. She leaves, and returns years later to find things are not as expected… (Jacob x Bella) [FanfictionNet]

Pieces of the Memories by @audreyii-fic - Renee leaves Charlie and Bella. AU drabble series. (Jacob x Bella) [AO3]

The Movement of the Earth by @audreyii-fic - Jacob imprints on Bella. It changes things. A re-write of New Moon, beginning on page 242 in Chapter 10: "The Meadow." (Jacob x Bella) [AO3]

The Fire of the Sun by @audreyii-fic - Sequel to The Movement of the Earth. Bella finds the cost of joining the supernatural world may be higher than she can pay. (Jacob x Bella) [AO3]

The Definition of Want by @audreyii-fic - You know how Edward offered to let Bella and Jacob make puppies? And we all secretly wondered how that would go? Yeah. It's one of those. Set post-Eclipse. (Jacob x Bella) [AO3]

Black and White by @audreyii-fic - Jacob gives up phasing and it turns out to be harder than he thought, so Bella helps. A love story. Set in Eclipse AU future. (Jacob x Bella) [AO3]

The Sound of White by @audreyii-fic - The middle of a rainy night on Egyptian cotton sheets. (Jacob x Renesmee / Jacob x Bella - sort of) [AO3]

Master of the House by CrimsonIceGoddess - A random act of violence sets in motion a series of chaotic events, and none involved will ever be the same. What happens when the justice system fails and you've got nothing left to lose? (Jacob x Bella) [AO3]

Breathe Again by ysar - You know those fics where Edward doesn't come back and Bella forgets about him and five seconds later she's in bed with Jacob and none of it makes any damned sense? Yeah, this isn't one of them. (Jacob x Bella) [AO3]

Sexcapades of an Alpha by LilyAurora - Jacob Black finally claims Bella Swan as his. Join them as they explore their new found relationship. (Jacob x Bella) [AO3]

Experiments by Aretee - Jake and Bella's easy and comfortable friendship has tripped its way into the physical when curiosity about how the body reacts to desire leads to a series of experiments-and Jake and Bells are the actual subjects. (Jacob x Bella) [AO3]

Tainted Love by LilyAurora (Collin x Bella) [AO3]

By the Fire by @annevalkyriafiction - Love was never the issue, it was finding the time for each other that was the problem. When Jake and Sam managed to steal a few hours for themselves they made every second count. (Sam x Jacob) [AO3]

Holding Sam - Sam saves Bella when she gets lost in the woods. She returns the favor in more ways than one. A romance set in AU New Moon. (Sam x Bella) [AO3]

Cleanse my soul by @mtr-amg - Bella and Sam have carefully circled each other, ever since that night when he found her lost in the woods. Now, when he is lost he goes to her. (Sam x Bella) [AO3]

Say my name by @mtr-amg - NM AU, one shot: Bella and Jake spend time together rebuilding the bikes she found. Sam is always there watching them both. Jake hates it but Bella… she remembers him finding her in the forest. Then at a party, Sam kisses her. Jake is furious, Bella intrigued. Why would Sam want her? (Sam x Bella) [AO3]

One Weekend by StormDragonfly - At Edward's request, Carlisle takes Bella away for the weekend. How will Bella react when she discovers what Edward has suggested Carlisle do in his stead? A meaningful story of arousal and trust, taking place before the epilogue of Eclipse. (Bella x Carlisle) [AO3]

Original Sin by BookwormBaby2580 - What makes a man irredeemable? USC student Bella Swan finds herself asking that question when she gets involved with the sexy, yet tight-lipped Dr. Carlisle Cullen, a man living in a self-imposed purgatory for the undisclosed sins of his past. (Bella x Carlisle) [AO3]

Take This Heart by BookwormBaby2580 - Bella's life is a constant choice between bad and worse until she moves to Forks and meets the one man who can ease her burdens. But trust doesn't always come easily, especially when life has taught you that you're safer on your own. (Bella x Carlisle) [AO3]

What Music They Make by @maidenvault - When an unexpected conflict with the Volturi brings Jacob back into her life, Bella finds that being a vampire only makes it even more complicated for her to be in love with two people. (Edward x Bella / Jacob x Bella) [AO3]

Linked by EllaB - Fifty years ago, an unspeakable tragedy left Bella and Jacob alone, broken and enslaved. Can they comprehend and accept the one good thing they have left? (Jacob x Bella) [AO3]

Frozen Dawn by @silverwoodj - His arms wrapped around my waist, pulling me ever tighter against his all consuming heat. Our lips crashed together, his surprisingly yielding and rough all at once. And it was then I knew Jacob Black no longer remained my best friend. But was I prepared to face the golden dawn once the icy moon waned? (Jacob x Bella) [FanfictionNet]

Divine Intervention by ImaginaryHeart - AH/AU. Love surpasses the fear of letting go and of becoming who you were meant to be. In those moments of choice, truth exposes itself to us in the most important of ways: raw and untamed. Will Jacob make the right choice? (Jacob x Bella) [FanfictionNet]

Lost To Me by Lynn7808 - Edward leaves, Bella eventually falls in love with Jake and has his twins. The day she is to come home from the hospital she disappears leaving only a note. What happens when she returns sixteen years later? (Jacob x Bella) [AO3]

Songs from Different Times by @singingfirefliess - Thirty years in the future, the world has stopped turning for Jacob. Caught between his imprint and the hope that deep inside that girl with the golden eyes, his Bells is waiting for him, he has to make a choice much graver than any other. (Jacob x Bella) [AO3]

Fatherhood, Formula, and Other F Words by anhanninen - When man-whore, foul-mouthed Edward's life takes an unexpected turn, he's left with a baby to raise. With the help of a friendly neighbor, he learns sometimes the unexpected could be the best thing that's ever happened. All Human. (Edward x Bella) [FanfictionNet]

Chances by taoist elf - Returning home for a year, Bella struggles both with chances lost and taken and what to do with the last one she'll ever have. It's more complicated than she'd ever imagined. Raw, realistic and messy, this isn't the typical JxB. Takes place 8 years after BD wedding. (Jacob x Bella) [FanfictionNet]

The Bigger Light by grrlinterrupted - An all-human, New Moon role reversal: Jacob has been dumped by the woman with whom he was obsessed. Can Bella convince him life is still worth living? And what will happen when his first love returns? (Jacob x Bella) [AO3]

I Did That to Him by bloodwrites - Vampire. Werewolf. Their instincts tell them they should hate one another, but a violent attraction that neither of them can control nor deny forces them together. How can such conflicting emotions be anything but destructive? (Jacob x Edward) [AO3]

The Sea and Rhythm by @maidenvault - What do you give someone who wants nothing from you? (Jacob x Bella) [AO3]

The Golden Phase of Dying Leaves by @maidenvault - When Bella returns from Italy after failing to save Edward, Jacob isn't sure if he can do anything to pull her out of her state of numbness this time. (Jacob x Bella) [AO3]

Ghosts In the Snow by @maidenvault - The life Jacob and Bella have together has become possible at many costs. One being that every Christmas, Jacob can find himself having to protect a secret of Edward's that could hurt Bella to know. (Jacob x Bella) [AO3]

Just a Mirror For the Sun by @maidenvault - They head to the lower west coast, away from the rain, toward the sun. There will be no vampires there. (Jacob x Bella) [AO3]

RECIPROCITY - Temet Nosce by @imp0strsyndrm - After enduring six months of utter despair at the loss of Edward and her chosen family Bella decides to take matters into her own hands; She won’t be forced to endure the mediocrity of human existence any longer. Remembering the vague stories Edward had told her of the Volturi during the initial tour of the Cullen house Bella decides to seek an audience with them in Volterra, knowing a confrontation with them might very well mean the end of her existence altogether. Or The one in which Bella has gotten her heart broken one too many times and leaves her old life behind to be changed by the Volturi, and Aro couldn’t be more happy about it. (Aro x Bella) [AO3]

*I will add more as I go

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