#audreyii

[theworldismyoysterandiamthepearl]

[plantfoodd]

i’d ..

i’d let audrey ii eat me

WE WERE ALL THINKING IT OK BUT YOU WERE ALL TOO SCARED TO SAY IT BUT NO

IM NOT YOU IM A MAN!!! I WILL ADMIT IT WHEN I FEEL EMBARASSING EMOTIONS ABOUT A MAN EATING PLANT!!!

IM JUST BETTER

[pianotrees]

today i learned that my firm belief in green being the color of evil may be due to my excessive and obsessive watching of Little Shop of Horrors

[plantgothsimblr]

I gotta remake the mother from outer space. Eventually.

Happy Birthday, Audrey II!

[audreyii-fic]

hi. i'm audreyii_fic.

Mostly I write fanfiction. Here's a summary.

The Big Four:

The Movement of the Earth, Jacob & Bella, Twilight (AO3 / FFn / LJ)

The Sparrowkeet Series, Zuko & Katara, Avatar: the Last Airbender (AO3 / FFn)

Ordinary Love, Loki & Jane, Marvel Cinematic Universe (AO3 / FFn)

can't turn off what turns me on, Ben & Rey, Star Wars (AO3)

The Best Four:

Pieces of the Memories, Jacob & Bella, Twilight (AO3 / FFn / LJ)

The Bad in Each Other, Gale & Katniss, The Hunger Games (AO3 / FFn / LJ)

On Each Other's Teams, Loki & Jane, Marvel Cinematic Universe (AO3 / FFn)

The Science-y Girl and the Curator, Doctor Who (AO3)

In addition to Star Wars, Twilight, MCU, Doctor Who, Hunger Games, and A:tLA, I've also written fics for Dark Angel, Sleepy Hollow, Once Upon a Time, House of the Dragon, Gotham, and Jurassic World with varying degrees of focus and varying levels of notoriety in their respective fandoms.

When you post for decades, your work winds up in a lot of places. Some were lost to the sands of defunct web boards (I'm looking at you, LOST, Jane Austen, Supernatural, Harry Potter, and Days of our Lives), but most can be found under audreyii_fic on Archive of Our Own, LiveJournal, and Fanfiction.net — though not every fic is in all three locations.

Social media-wise, I'm intermittently present on Bluesky as audreyii.bsky.social, Twitter X Nazi Hellscape as audreyii_fic, and YouTube as Two-Thirds Blind.

Every ship I've ever shipped has sunk.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

Watch our version of Audrey II, the human eating plant grow in LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS! 🪴🩸 Onstage now. #LittleShopofHorrors #Theater #Minnesota #Broadway #AudreyII #Musical #GuthrieLittleShop

[xtattoos]

#Repost @kmacktattoos

FEED ME SEYMOUR

Audrey II from little shop of horrors

Done at @northstreetsalem

Text: 978 595 1279 for bookings!

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#littleshopofhorrors #littleshopofhorrorstattoo #audreyii #feedme #audreytattoo #tattoo #tattoos #tattoosofinstagram #traditionaltattoo #traditionaltattoos #skinart_traditional #skinart_mag #tattoosnob #thebesttraditionalink #salemma #salem #horrortattoo #traditionalplanttattoo

[nithili]

Just finished "The Movement of the Earth" by @audreyii-fic and I'm SHOOK. I've been CHANGED.

Twilight is a comfort series to me because it's hilarious; watching the movies while talking about everything that could have made this series actually good is something I really enjoy. And one day, after watching Eclipse and thinking about how Jacob was surely lobotomized (yeah I like puns), I stumbled across this fic almost by accident and I couldn't stop. That "one day" I mentioned was today, or yesterday actually. It's 2:52am. I really couldn't stop.

So this is my long way of saying that if you want to read a great Twilight fic, or a great fic in general, go read it. It's amazing. It almost drove the author to insanity and it can do that for you too!

[jacksquatjb]

DON'T FEED THE PLANTS!

#littleshop #littleshopofhorrors #audreyii #audrey2 #horror #horrorart #horrormovies #clay #sculpture #sculptor #handmade #artist #artwork #polymer

[rachiesratirementhome]

This here is #Hudson <3

He doesn't really have much experience being with other rats.

He has no idea whether they are real, friends, a threat to his well-being, or a mirage caused by Australia's summer heat.

#Hudson has decided the total freeze approach is the best way to respond given the circumstances.

He did accept the nutrigrain we offered him (#AudreyII has not yet been able to tell him that being perceived by nutrigrain is also terrifying).

He didn't think it was smart to eat it yet though, so he is just going sit here like this for...well...a while we guess.

- Photo by #VollieCat, post by #AdminAlly

Educational Note: Ratties like #Hudson as such an important example of why ratties should not be sold before 8 - 10 weeks of age. They need that time to be both physically healthy and socially confident. Trying to teach them friends are safe after the fact just isn't necessary and no rattie should ever be so terrified that they won't eat a nutrigrain just in case they are perceived by their own species.

[thatoneteen]

human AudreyII

!!TW blood under the cut!!

[cannibalistickiwi]

#AToyADayMay Day 7 - Square 🌟Re-Do🌟 Funko Pop Dungeons & Dragons Mimic ft. A whole bunch of other Funko Pops I do not own, but were displayed fabulously by spidermnkytoy21231 (on eBay). Literally, if I had just waited until the actual day of for this prompt I would have had the *perfect* shot. I attended one of @woodbridgetoyshow ‘s events today and was *finally* able to get my dream pic of the mimic! aaand also I bought a handful of toys as well ;P I now have one of the very square Funko Pop Gelatinous Cube figures that would have,,, also have been a better pic. It was a fantastic event and if you���re in the NJ/NY/PA TriState area it’s totally worth checking out their next show! #collection #collectables #toy #toys #toycollector #arttoy #designertoy #collectabletoys #artcollectables #instatoy #toystagram #arttoys #designertoys #toyphotography #monster #monsters #dungeonsanddragons #AudreyII #dnd #mimic #box #pop #funko #funkopop #vinyl #atoyadaymay2023 #square #woodbridgetoyshow

[plantfoodd]

*sniffle*

..guys :(

[thekimspoblog]

I mean I don't really care about morgan either way. But someone's gotta feed AudreyII, so if he's volunteering I respect that.

And Elliot Page as Bond? You know at first my brain went "Hell Yes!" but on second thought I'm not sure I can see it. Doesn't he usually play characters who are angsty/snarky? It would be a somewhat different approach to Bond at the very least.

But considering I don't like Bond movies anyway, and my main complaint is that Bond is a boring character, casting Page would probably be the closest I'd ever get to wanting to see it.

Still... surely there are other transmasc actors better suited to the role? We can't just give everything to Elliot Page.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

The man behind the plant: T. Mychael Rambo! 🌱 See how he voices our Audrey II puppet live, for each performance in this behind-the-scenes video featuring clips from "Feed Me (Git It)" and "Suppertime." 🎵 #LittleShopofHorrors #Theater #Puppet #Broadway #Minnesota #Musical #AudreyII #CapCut

[mymetric360]

Best Audrey II Piranha Plant Kit in the US: A Must-Have Gift? #LittleShopOfHorrors #AudreyII #BuildingKit #GiftIdeas #PiranhaP... Link: https://mymetric360.com/question/best-audrey-ii-piranha-plant-kit-in-the-us-a-must-have-gift/?feed_id=256924&_unique_id=6704306f998cd