#audreyii

[theworldismyoysterandiamthepearl]

[plantfoodd]

i’d ..

i’d let audrey ii eat me

WE WERE ALL THINKING IT OK BUT YOU WERE ALL TOO SCARED TO SAY IT BUT NO

IM NOT YOU IM A MAN!!! I WILL ADMIT IT WHEN I FEEL EMBARASSING EMOTIONS ABOUT A MAN EATING PLANT!!!

IM JUST BETTER

[pianotrees]

today i learned that my firm belief in green being the color of evil may be due to my excessive and obsessive watching of Little Shop of Horrors

[swankii-art-teacher]

Their little friends sure look like Audrey II's from Little Shop of Horrors babies...

so, i am back once again, this time with both elain and azriel ft. the cute carnivorous plant 🌱

i have to say the plant has to be my favorite part of this

it’s not the most detailed drawing or anything, but it was fun, so i present to you: hufflepuff elain and her resident slytherin boy, azriel 💛💚

for a second there i questioned if i should make azriel a ravenclaw, but i think he would fit better in slytherin. what do you all think?? also, i had an idea that maybe i should do a feysand and messian version of these drawings ft. the plant 🌱

anyways, hope you like it

(@casuallivi please don’t collapse, i’ll feel guilty if you do)

[audreyii-fic]

hi. i'm audreyii_fic.

Mostly I write fanfiction. Here's a summary.

The Big Four:

The Movement of the Earth, Jacob & Bella, Twilight (AO3 / FFn / LJ)

The Sparrowkeet Series, Zuko & Katara, Avatar: the Last Airbender (AO3 / FFn)

Ordinary Love, Loki & Jane, Marvel Cinematic Universe (AO3 / FFn)

can't turn off what turns me on, Ben & Rey, Star Wars (AO3)

The Best Four:

Pieces of the Memories, Jacob & Bella, Twilight (AO3 / FFn / LJ)

The Bad in Each Other, Gale & Katniss, The Hunger Games (AO3 / FFn / LJ)

On Each Other's Teams, Loki & Jane, Marvel Cinematic Universe (AO3 / FFn)

The Science-y Girl and the Curator, Doctor Who (AO3)

In addition to Star Wars, Twilight, MCU, Doctor Who, Hunger Games, and A:tLA, I've also written fics for Dark Angel, Sleepy Hollow, Once Upon a Time, House of the Dragon, Gotham, and Jurassic World with varying degrees of focus and varying levels of notoriety in their respective fandoms.

When you post for decades, your work winds up in a lot of places. Some were lost to the sands of defunct web boards (I'm looking at you, LOST, Jane Austen, Supernatural, Harry Potter, and Days of our Lives), but most can be found under audreyii_fic on Archive of Our Own, LiveJournal, and Fanfiction.net — though not every fic is in all three locations.

Social media-wise, I'm intermittently present on Bluesky as audreyii.bsky.social, Twitter X Nazi Hellscape as audreyii_fic, and YouTube as Two-Thirds Blind.

Every ship I've ever shipped has sunk.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

Watch our version of Audrey II, the human eating plant grow in LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS! 🪴🩸 Onstage now. #LittleShopofHorrors #Theater #Minnesota #Broadway #AudreyII #Musical #GuthrieLittleShop

[thebiggerbear]

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*I will add more as I go

dividers by @firefly-graphics

[plantgothsimblr]

I gotta remake the mother from outer space. Eventually.

Happy Birthday, Audrey II!

[jacksquatjb]

DON'T FEED THE PLANTS!

#littleshop #littleshopofhorrors #audreyii #audrey2 #horror #horrorart #horrormovies #clay #sculpture #sculptor #handmade #artist #artwork #polymer

[rachiesratirementhome]

This here is #Hudson <3

He doesn't really have much experience being with other rats.

He has no idea whether they are real, friends, a threat to his well-being, or a mirage caused by Australia's summer heat.

#Hudson has decided the total freeze approach is the best way to respond given the circumstances.

He did accept the nutrigrain we offered him (#AudreyII has not yet been able to tell him that being perceived by nutrigrain is also terrifying).

He didn't think it was smart to eat it yet though, so he is just going sit here like this for...well...a while we guess.

- Photo by #VollieCat, post by #AdminAlly

Educational Note: Ratties like #Hudson as such an important example of why ratties should not be sold before 8 - 10 weeks of age. They need that time to be both physically healthy and socially confident. Trying to teach them friends are safe after the fact just isn't necessary and no rattie should ever be so terrified that they won't eat a nutrigrain just in case they are perceived by their own species.

[nithili]

Just finished "The Movement of the Earth" by @audreyii-fic and I'm SHOOK. I've been CHANGED.

Twilight is a comfort series to me because it's hilarious; watching the movies while talking about everything that could have made this series actually good is something I really enjoy. And one day, after watching Eclipse and thinking about how Jacob was surely lobotomized (yeah I like puns), I stumbled across this fic almost by accident and I couldn't stop. That "one day" I mentioned was today, or yesterday actually. It's 2:52am. I really couldn't stop.

So this is my long way of saying that if you want to read a great Twilight fic, or a great fic in general, go read it. It's amazing. It almost drove the author to insanity and it can do that for you too!

[thatoneteen]

human AudreyII

!!TW blood under the cut!!

[plantfoodd]

*sniffle*

..guys :(

[theclearwaters]

I posted 1,300 times in 2022

43 posts created (3%)

1,257 posts reblogged (97%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@twilitty

@musingsofvenus

@renegadepack

@tattoocowboi

@howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen

I tagged 367 of my posts in 2022

#q - 184 posts

#leah clearwater - 59 posts

#jacob black - 47 posts

#bella swan - 39 posts

#anon - 32 posts

#julia jones - 23 posts

#kristen stewart - 22 posts

#seth clearwater - 21 posts

#inbox - 19 posts

#new moon - 18 posts

Longest Tag: 119 characters

#a perfect description of me remembering how author steamrolled over that perfect groundwork she laid for jacob and leah

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

If you're team wolfpack, do you also dislike the vamps?

We are anti-Cullen in this house (might make an exception for Rosalie tho)

8 notes - Posted November 9, 2022

#4

who on leah’s green earth is taking requests and where can I put monopoly money down to see more blackwater content. moodboards gifs fics a reason to live, i would like it all

9 notes - Posted December 6, 2022

#3

I’m working on answering the ask you just sent me lol and I might just dump everyone in your inbox as well. To start, Jared? 👀👀 (@gezellig-writes)

YES I WILL STOP EDITING TO ANSWER (thank you, srs)

do I like them:

I didn’t really have an opinion on him throughout the series, then I read the Illustrated Guide and decided I liked him - if only for how he handled the Sam/Emily clusterfuck and REVIVED her after she was hurt. My dude is the same age as Jacob, probably 15y/o at the time, and he handled it like a bloody champ.

5 good qualities:

someone has to be Sam Uley’s best mate I guess lol

he entertains Embry's side bets

seemed a pretty decent Second to Sam before Jacob took over

best vision in the Pack

makes little Kim happy, probably

3 bad qualities:

Everything about that scene in Breaking Dawn when he tried to play peacemaker and said to Jacob that he’d “torn” their family apart after he defected gtfo

Pulled the guilt thing on Seth: “Sue asked me to tell you—no, to beg you—to come home. She’s brokenhearted, Seth. All alone. I don’t know how you and Leah can do this to her. Abandon her this way, when your dad just barely died—”

THEN HE SAID TO MY GIRL, “Sam told me to beg. He told me to literally get down on my knees if I have to. He wants you home, Lee-lee, where you belong.”

NAH

favourite episode/etc:

Favourite scene I can recall is in New Moon at Emily's house. I like to think he wasn't entirely joking when he suggested that Bella could be bait.

otp:

gotta be our Kim surely

brotp:

Jared, probably: If Sam has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Sam has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Sam has only one fan then that is me. If Sam has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Sam, then I am against the world.

ot3:

imprint-addled Jared doesn't share (but there is a fic out there with Jared watching Kim/Seth and even after all these years I'm still not sure how I feel about it, I think it's by audreyii-fic?)

notp:

I've seen a few popular fics with Jared/Bella/Paul but just doesn't float my boat

best quote:

Of course I had to flip through New Moon for this:

"She's just a girl," Embry protested. "I didn't say it made sense. But that's why the bloodsucker's been trying to get past us. She's been heading for Forks." They continued to stare at me, mouths still hanging open, for a long moment. I ducked my head. "Excellent," Jared finally said, a smile beginning to pull up the corners of his mouth. "We've got bait."

head canon:

Saving Emily made them pretty tight. He'll go down swinging for his pack mama any day of the week.

11 notes - Posted April 19, 2022

#2

See the full post

24 notes - Posted December 6, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

hate to break it to u but third cousins is still cousins… it’s incest

Bestie I hate to break it to you but I just spent the afternoon literally inhaling all the Helaena/Aemond content I could find so you might want to block me and move on. You’ll be happier for it

30 notes - Posted November 5, 2022

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[thekimspoblog]

I mean I don't really care about morgan either way. But someone's gotta feed AudreyII, so if he's volunteering I respect that.

And Elliot Page as Bond? You know at first my brain went "Hell Yes!" but on second thought I'm not sure I can see it. Doesn't he usually play characters who are angsty/snarky? It would be a somewhat different approach to Bond at the very least.

But considering I don't like Bond movies anyway, and my main complaint is that Bond is a boring character, casting Page would probably be the closest I'd ever get to wanting to see it.

Still... surely there are other transmasc actors better suited to the role? We can't just give everything to Elliot Page.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

The man behind the plant: T. Mychael Rambo! 🌱 See how he voices our Audrey II puppet live, for each performance in this behind-the-scenes video featuring clips from "Feed Me (Git It)" and "Suppertime." 🎵 #LittleShopofHorrors #Theater #Puppet #Broadway #Minnesota #Musical #AudreyII #CapCut