#au; three idiots and one child vs the world

[canonicaljesusyaoi]

The trip and a child au is wonderful but the highlight is the fact that despite them pretending Tommy's the stupid one they all are and spider is a little bit eppey also is sylwanin gonna get mad at her sister when they meet up

I would die for this au good day

YEAH giggles they think Tommy is the stupid one because he has a very human way of thinking , they're all stupid in their own ways though . Tsu'tey is stubborn . So fucking stubborn. He doesn't realize how much the world has changed since he died the first time (sylwanin too) . Tis why it takes so long for him to warm up to Tommy. Spider is sooo sleepy he's trying to recover from a major brain injury and when he is awake he has to try to guide the trio to the new camp .

Sylwanin is going to be kind of pissed tbh . Kids are incredibly important to the na'vi so she's already upset that spider is so alienated . When she figures out it was neytiri's fault for most of his feelings she's upset but she understands somewhat- but she doesn't get why she would take it out on a child. Tommy's going to be mad at jake- if only for making spider feel the same way they did as kids . Tommy's going to be wayyy madder- he can hold a grudge .

Thank you for being interested :) it's my baby au and i love it .

[cosmik-homo]

Star Wars modern earth AU

5+ headcanons for star wars modern earth au. The general direction I ended up taking is 'twins were raised separately and both end up in this same old town connected to their families, for whatever reason', cuz that's the vibe I get from the og trilogy? It's about discovering your family has Regime Shaping levels of drama no one ever told you about, ok.

Even in aus where she's not really famous or some kind of public figure, Leia always has an incredibly high number of social media followers. She's probably not gonna get recognized for it in public or anything but she is Popular and has the kind of following that limits her ability to use her social media/medias of choice in an entirely Free, Personal Space Way, having to at least slightly watch what she says more than others. Which is annoying because she has many strong opinions and shit to vent.

Han did not have a bed frame before Leia. He's a good guy and is actually more competent at caring for himself then you'd think from his Wild And Free Man-Child Living Like An Eternal College Student Schtick, but the bed frame in particular is one of the few aspects that entirely fit the bill. Chewie disapproves and is glad to have somebody else to help lay the pressure on Han to get his shit together (that's true in many aspects, not just the bed). He claims getting one is a waste since he's sleeping in his car, couch surfing, or staying in motels so often it doesn't really matter anyways, and both Leia and Chewie inform him that 'that's even worse, you know that, right?' star wars is the story of the universe forcing han solo to get his shit together already

Artoo says a lot of "Listen, Kid", and idk if he is actually a biker but he has Your Friendly Neighborhood Old Biker Guy energy. Him and Threepio used to be close with the twin's parents and are now keeping an eye on them in their memory, and debating each other in foreign languages above the twins heads about whether it's worth it bringing old history up when and if this is the kind of story where The Family Drama comes back to haunt the poor kids. Which it should, cuz they're Skywalkers. They're both middle aged and consider themselves semi retired despite working, having changed their fields since The Old Days and settled down- Threepio used to be a political interpreter and is now mostly an event planner for some local nerdy institute or landmark, and Artoo is a veteran who now runs a repair shop.

Leia might be better at being socially proper and being well respected by many people, but Luke is better with people in quantities. He's the one who knows the name of all his neighbors and shop clerks and janitors and local 'That Guy'-s within weeks of arriving, even if he Has Been An Awkward Idiot in front of all of them at least once. It's a small-town thing, but Leia is a Big City Go-Getter gal who is unfamiliar with the idea of Knowing Everyone and is amazed at how social he is with what she thinks of as Random Strangers.

Luke is also more of a multi-talent, 'doing anything I like, really, no labels' kinda guy then Leia, who also has a range of hobbies and interests but takes them all very seriously- it's a "Jack Of What Sometimes Literally Feels Like All Trades VS Master Of Two Or Three Who Thinks It's Normal That She's 'Still Working On A Fourth' At Age Twenty Something" scenario. Luke knows his way around an engine- Farmer Life stuff- and starts enquiring about hiking and quading options for exploring the local scenery within his first weeks, For His Photography, You See, yeah he has in fact considered journalism, he was in his school paper, do you have anything local? He's also an athlete, and plays the guitar, and likes cooking and fashion and community volunteering/organization and honestly, Will Learn Whatever You Teach Him. He wants to see the world, yeah, but not just in a traveling sense- he's making the most of life wherever he is. Leia, on the other hand, knows exactly what she wants to be when she grows up- a leader and pioneer of her one specific field- and is tunnel-visioned to it, but also, like, is all for Cultivating Mind Body And Soul and is very skilled in tennis and martial arts. She was in like six extracurriculars but nowadays she mostly draws and journals for herself sometimes records song ideas when no one is around.

[nomimits7]

Cold Phoenix | 1

Title: Cold Phoenix

Pairing: FBI BTS x Gang/mafia member (named) reader

Genre: Mission au, FBI au, Gang au

Warnings: Angst, manipulation, riddles (sorry), betrayal

Summary: Being born as the Taboo child between the good and the bad of this world, Zebah grew up believing she was just another one of the stolen. But just like the moon that needs the sun to shine, seven FBI agents enter her life with the promise of freedom. Before long Zebah realizes she is just another pawn in the game of Mafia vs. FBI. Will Zebah ever learn to trust the seven men that betrayed her to get what they wanted? Will she ever believe the truth behind her own birth? Or will Zebah fall alongside her family that lied to her from the start?

A/N: This story is told in the third person. Try to guess who the narrator is! Also this is my first time writing in this style. Please do tell me what you think. Should I keep to it or not?? The bold words are flashbacks of past scenes. The normal words are what the narrator tells.

@kookmin9795land​ Hope you like it 

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“It’s done. Mommy made the big bad mistake go away. Now, remember what mommy said. You made this mistake…” The woman with grey hair points to the new-born baby in her son's arms “and whatever mommy had to do in there is your fault. If she ever finds out about her true identity, mommy will have to ‘fix’ that to” The woman concluded as she exited the hallway, ordering some of the bystanders to clean up the mess. She was the wife of one of the most feared mafia bosses out there. Ruthless and heartless, even towards her own son's breaking heart. No amount of tears could break her, even if she silently felt joy seeing and holding her first grandchild.

“Don’t worry angel, even if you might never know the truth… Daddy will always love you and protect you from afar” He whispered close to his newly born daughters’ ears. Regret and sadness the only available emotions as he watches the others remove the love of his life’s lifeless body. A silent sacrifice to save her life. A sacrifice she would only come to hear about when it’s far too late. His mother has removed the sun in his dark life, fortunately, he had his daughter to fill the void, even if she, like the moon, would only reflect her mother's brightness.  

Growing up in the mafia Zebah always thought she was one of the stolen. You see there were just too little children born into the mafia to maintain sufficient numbers, so some of the mafia leaders decided to steal what they needed. Reinforcements. At first, they stole teens, they were young and could learn fast, but they also had grown to the extent where they wouldn’t forget their past lives. They would rebel against the mafia, causing more problems than fixing them.

Soon the age decreased, toddlers were kept under lock and key and even baby cribs had alarms on them. People started living with the fear that their child would be next. Once Phoenix took them, they would never be seen again. The only time they would be found, is when they have already reached skeletonization.

Once the children were old enough to talk and walk properly, their training began. From handling knives to shooting with their eyes closed. They were trained to become the best of the best. The best at hiding, the best at stealing, the best at killing. Even though they knew children would sometimes make mistakes, they treated it as a game of baseball. Strike one was a warning, strike two a punishment, and strike three meant you were out. Out of the mafia and out of society. How they killed off these recruits depended on the day, but luckily Zebah never got to experience such an event. She barely had one strike to your name.

It’s been sixteen years since her training started and twenty-one years since she started breathing. Zebah was ruthless and feared amongst the mafia members. Even some of the rival mafias kept their distance from her. She was still young, but since her skills surpass most of her seniors, Zebah quickly became a favorite. Even her best friends and partners in crime envied her position. Alex and Ray barely left her side. Even with her skills, they knew Zebah was still just a young girl stuck in the mafia world. Physically feared but mentally broken. All of them were, their upbringing wasn’t exactly normal.

Most of the mission they were sent on went without fault, but they were still learning. This fact alone was why the big boss never sends them on ‘more important’ missions. The risk was just too high, the FBI and even some rival mafias would take any chance they got to take down Pheonix, even if they would have to deal with Z. Luckily they always failed, and as cocky as that sounds that may be exactly what lead to their success in the end. One thing nobody realized in the beginning was just how fragile the minds of the young ones are. Phoenix simply focussed on the hardcore stuff. They barely trained their minds to withstand temptation. This was one of the biggest mistakes Phoenix could ever have made.

So why this is important you ask? Well, you see every story has a start and the very birth of the taboo child leads to the downfall of Pheonix. She might have been born and raised in the mafia, but her heart was pure and believe me when I tell you she wanted out. None of her friends shared her desire and Zebah learned that the hard way. Now I won’t bore you with the boring stuff, so I’ll cut to the very boys who granted her, her freedom. I have to warn you though, this story doesn’t have the usual ‘enemies to lover’ enigma. This story includes heartbreak and betrayal with a dash of blood for taste.

You won’t believe me when I tell you that it was seven FBI agents. You heard me right, seven FBI boys. These seven were compiled of three hackers and four specialists. Now I know in the FBI all of the agents get trained in how to handle a gun and how to investigate and all that nitty-gritty shit. But here’s what sets these seven men apart. Their leader is a genius. Not in the sense of he can solve a crime within 5 seconds, no he’s extremely smart in the strategic sense. I think he mentioned once he had a degree in philosophy or something like that. The oldest hacker came from a criminal background. Both his parents were cyber thieves and they taught him everything he knows. One of the specialists was a chemist, the other two are experts in human behavior. The other two hackers just did it as a side job to get through college.

So in short, these individuals make up one heck of a team. Maybe that’s why their superiors gave them the mission to take Pheonix down. But the funny part of this whole story is that they never made a move. It was like they were the mafias and were waiting for their target to slip into their trap. At the time Pheonix didn’t even know they had a new target on their backs. Typical if you consider what idiot the leader was.

“Boss. We worked through the entire list of known mafia members and identified 3 candidates we can consider as possible insiders. All male, all young and naïve” Hoseok said as Namjoon walked into the office. This was not great news. Naïve-ness leads to failed missions and that’s one thing they could not afford. They had an image to maintain after all.

“You know that’s not a good start at all, right? We need insurance. Someone willing to take down the only family they know.” Yoongi casually stated as he cleaned his weapons. None of the profiles were stable enough to use. They all held the risk of failure. Some of them the members were too high up and other members were to low down to trust. It was nearly impossible for them to find an in.

“Maybe we’ll find something tonight. There’s a small gathering down at the docks and if my sources are correct, there will be a deal going down.” Seokjin said gaze still firmly attached to his screen.

“And how do we know your sources can be trusted Jin? People lie all the time to get what they want” Namjoon asked somewhat frustrated that his team’s not getting anywhere. It’s been a whole week since the big man told them to take Pheonix down and the man wants answers. Nothing made Namjoon more pissed off than someone nagging him for progress, especially in a high-profile case like this. Taking down Phoenix would be considered one of the most impossible tasks to ever cross an agent's desk. Many have tried in the past, and all have failed.

“Seriously Joon? I’m a hacker for goodness sake. I saw the text messages with my own eyes. Before you say anything I know it’s illegal that’s why I had Kookie send in an anonymous message leaving the tip for us to follow” Seokjin said as he finally made eye contact with a ‘shocked but not surprised’ Namjoon. He has done this before, once a criminal always a criminal. Seokjin, like the others, lived for the thrill.

If there is one thing you should know about this group of seven it’s this, they play by their own rules. I still believe that if it weren’t for their leader to keep them in check or his ability to legalize their actions, they would have been very cunning criminals.

Part 2

A/N: I know its short but there’s a reason...A good one. Let me know if you want to be added to a taglist! thank you for reading <3 

[sapphicdalliances]

Dear Chocolatier,

thank you so much for being here!! my sincere apologies for the lateness and messiness of this letter! sorry about my incredibly inconsistent capitalisation! it has been updated on the 8th of january, and may receive more updates this week.

I’m a simple bitch with simple tastes; here is a general summary of my preferences, and fandom-specific notes and prompts can be found further down!

I very much enjoy:

Fics that are short, but imply a longer, deeper verse; since this exchange is for short fics, but some of my prompts seem expansive, I just want to give you carte blanche permission to dip into an AU, splash around in it, and simply not provide additional details.

Comedic tones, slice-of-life, lighthearted fun, any amount of improbable romcom tropes

Am also on board with misunderstandings and drama as long as there is a happy ending!

I’m deeply okay with AUs, and most likely would be down for any modern, romcom, fantasy/fairytale, gender swap, or remix/crossover AUs you feel inspired to explore! My favourite settings include mundane/urban fantasy (witches! werewolves!), anachronism-stew-with-magic western fantasy jumbles, and disney’s Tangled.

Writing tropes I love:

Proposal fic

Wedding fic where the couple getting married is not the main couple

Outsider/third character POV of the main couple

Exes who are still in love/getting back together

Friends-with-benefits-with-feelings/did a bad job keeping it casual

Shipfic where two or more couples are contrasted

Oblique declarations of love/saying i love you without saying i love you

Provision and caretaking (acts of service!)

Aggressive matchmaking/wingmanning by an enthused friend

Hanahaki, or any other improbably dramatic instances of Cannot Spit It Out

Arranged marriage/fake marriage/fake dating

Epistolary fic

Regrettably I also love a/b/o, especially the kind that emphasises on scent safety and contains little to no actual sex

Art tropes I love, if you offered art:

Art where the characters simply look fond.

Fashion remixes – street fashion, cultural/traditional clothes, festival clothes, renfaire-esque clothes, beach photoshoot, get wild with it

Putting animal characteristics on one or both of them

Botanical motifs + celestial motifs

When plants grow directly out of people

The thing where character A is focused on something they’re doing or seeing, and the character B is focused only, wholly, desperately on A. please… the Gaze

Depictions of intimacy where faces are partially or fully hidden, but the body language is gentle

Characters SLEEPING next to each other, or comfortably doing separate activities in each other’s presence

If you wish to get frisky with your fills:

Yes!

Go for it!

I don’t have strong top/bottom preferences (and usually enjoy it when they switch or are otherwise generally equitable) so whatever you’re in the mood for is fine!

Kink tropes I very much enjoy include oral, restraints, praise kink, when proud characters cry during sex because they love their partners so much, and xeno tropes.

I love non-horny sex scenes; comedic, silly, charged, fraught, or simply affectionate exchanges that happen to include sex are my favourite. Feelings are the real kissing disease.

But like, if you wanna get horny about it.

Chase your bliss.

They simply must be in love.

I’m not as into:

Kidfic

First person narration

Soulmate AUs specifically

Kink wise, my only major squicks are incest, teacher/student, and public sex/getting caught, but i’m also not super keen on daddy kink, toilet stuff, or anything with blades or needles.

In general, please avoid:

Character death or serious/permanent injury

Animal abuse or death

Infidelity

Hopeless or downer endings

Fandom specific info:

Haikyuu!!

changed my life, cured my depression, what can be said about it? truly one of the most important series to me of all time. all musings on craft and creativity aside, let’s focus on the TRUE LOVE!!

i’m all caught up with the manga and supplementary materials!

suggested prompts: - sakuatsu, being mean to each other on purpose vs. being soft to each other by accident - kagehina or iwaoi dealing with LDR - kyouhaba are forced to cooperate on an innocuous, preferably wholesome task, such as gardening, or finding the owner of a lost dog, and it goes approximately As One Would Expect - bokukuroo + overheard phone conversation: and you've slept together how many times now? hmm. yeah, that's not technically a bromance (not in a no-homo way, just in a we-are-both-so-stupid-and-like-each-other-so-much-way) - actually that overheard phone conversation would work for any of these ships.

suggested prompts, art-specific: - festival clothes!! - put some wings on some of them. now it's bird romance, which is for birds - (i lied, this isn't art-specific at all, wingfic is always welcome in any of its forms) - just pick up your whole boyfriend and carry him like that. maybe even kiss him.

Or please do remix it with any of my general tropes listed above!

Oofuri

suggested prompts: - Hanai and Tajima really. struggle to get together. for like a bunch of years probably? Tajima copes with it by patiently processing his emotions in a healthy way and enjoying some casual dating. Hanai copes with it, as he does all things, by not coping - The ways Abe and Mihashi learn to take care of each other… Mihashi cooking 4 Abe… T_T

Promare

i simply think the twink and the himbo are in love.

Ace Attorney

favourite klapollo dynamic goes like this:

klavier: *genuinely and sincerely in love with apollo, in a very soft way* apollo: *furious* he's mocking me. why are you like this? klavier: I enjoy your company apollo: FINE, KEEP YOUR SECRETS

also consider: - what if klavier was a big ol golden retriever and apollo was just an angry liddol bunny. like, think about it

Or please do remix it with any of my general tropes listed above!

Wotakoi

I love that this series has three couples in different stages of a relationship: one who’ve been together for years and love each other like well-worn grooves; one who have history but have only just recently begun a relationship and are discovering each other anew; and one who probably will not bring themselves to share a kiss for another 27 calendar years.

Narumi/Hirotaka: Honestly, the main couple of a series usually goes over my head a bit, but the more i thought about these two the more wretchedly fond of them I became. The thing I think of the most is how Narumi taught him how to smile as a child; how she did things that meant nothing to her, so easily does kindness come, but that meant so much to him; and how now that they are grown, he does things for her that take no effort, but shake her foundations. I think theirs is a love that grows quietly; something that cannot change the world, but can change them.

Koyanagi/Kabakura: My thoughts on these two are not complex, but they are deeply positive. I love how huge their personalities are, and how they fit around and against each other; I love the implication that despite their endless bickering, they are not an on-again-off-again kind of relationship, and have instead chosen each other over and over again for ten straight years. I love that despite everything, they are kind to each other, first and foremost; they find ways to apologise and to take care of each other, and treat each other gently in private.

Kou/Naoya: I love every ship in this manga equally but perhaps I love Kou/Naoya more equally than the other two? They are just so kind and so silly, and so sweet to each other in exactly the way both of them didn’t realise they were missing. I think about Naoya being told that Kou is “okay with being alone”, and realising that “okay with it” and “have accepted it” are different, and taking his little baby steps to fix it. I think about Kou giving Naoya every last drop of patience he’s trained himself not to accept, and doing so because it simply makes her happy. My only concern is that they are both bottoms. I don’t have a solution for this.

suggested prompts, fic:

- accidentally dating ft. Kou and Naoya, or, “and you’ve made out how many times now? Hmm. Yeah, that’s not technically a bromance.” - 5 times Hirotaka and Narumi almost, almost kissed, and 1 time they did; the unresolved romantic tension may kill me and it would be worth it - what Hirotaka and Narumi taught each other (apart from the more mundane gaming and life skills, i believe that she taught him how to smile and be loved by others, and he taught her how to be loved by herself!) - smutty domesticity ft. Koyanagi and Kabakura — a lazy Sunday, laundry in the sun, fucking on the couch, everything easy with familiarity - (addendum to above: pegging)

suggested prompts, art: - festival clothes - someone’s getting married - naoya: *hands kou a tangerine* *hands kou a tangerine* *hands kou a tangerine* *hands kou a tangerine* *hands kou a t - red string of fate motifs

Or please do remix it with any of my general tropes listed above!

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-Kun

seowaka: they are idiots, and they like each other very much, but they do not know. i love a tall crying boy and his short but much more powerful girlfriend.

chiyo/nozaki + chiyo/nozaki/mikorin: im rooting for her in the face of such overwhelming stupidity. one himbo is difficult enough to seduce but two. chiyo is a hero and a woman of rare courage. i like the pair and the trio equally; again, if you go with trio, it’s important that they all love each other please!

suggested prompts: - 5 times any of these ships went on a date without realising, and the time they realised - urban fantasy AU where Waka is a hapless monster hunter and Seo is an annoying but deeply harmless werewolf who’s been terrorizing his town?? - fairytale AU where Seo believes she must rescue the prince from the tower and deliver him back to the kingdom capital, and the prince, who had not realised he’d been kidnapped, thinks Seo is a usurper from a rival kingdom who must be supervised all the way back to the kingdom capital to be served her justice

suggested prompts, art-specific: - festival clothes… - nozaki carrying chiyo, who’s carrying mikorin - (seo carrying waka) - waka sleeping peacefully in seo’s presence… :’(

Or please do remix it with any of my general tropes listed above!

we made it through all the fandoms.

Thank you for making it to the end of this whole disaster; I hope at least one of the prompts sparked joy! The most important thing to me is that whatever you end up doing, you are able to enjoy the process at least somewhat, and deliver a creation that you like! I can also be found on twitter at @hawberries_ (for art) and @popplioikawa (for general ramblings). If you need some more inspo, I recommend going through my art tags for the selected ships because I put a lot of Opinions into my fanart.

[crowned-ladybug]

So I said I wanted to see demon AUs that aren’t smut and that I sadly don’t have the energy to make my own rn, and then I went ahead and accidentally made one anyway

So here’s some incomplete notes on it. It’s 2.7k words. I’m so sorry.

Local dumbass heir to the throne (Joseph) doesn’t Wanna be a heir to the throne bc it’s Boring he’s always wanted to be an Adventurer but here he is anyway. Then one night he gets drunk off his ass and manages to?? accidentally summon a demon??? in his friend’s Magic Lab???

(The friend is Avdol and he’s v v tired of Joseph’s shit)

fuckin Joseph made a drunk deal with a demon who Absolutely saw nothing against making a deal with the royal heir currently drunk off his ass bc hey, free deal

luckily the deal wasn’t for Joseph’s soul or firstborn child or half his kingdom or whatever. Instead the deal is a magical bond between Joseph and the demon that allows the demon to share in Joseph’s life energy/general basic human magic and thus be able to exist in the human world in a stable form without having to go home to rest every once in a while or having to maintain like ten spells Just In Case

the demon is doing this whole deal thing bc 1) he Has to, it’s kind of his Job and 2) he’s looking for vengance on a gang of demon hunters who have killed his family but since they’re human, he needs a way into the human world for a longer term to be able to hunt them down

the demon is Caesar in case you haven’t figured that out yet

Joseph is a lot less concerned about having made a deal with a Literal Demon than he should be. He thinks it’s p hilarious actually and Caesar immediately starts having regrets (he’d bond with Avdol over it if he were willing to lower himself to the level of Measly Mortals)

the fun thing is that bc he’s tied to Joseph magically to allow him to freely exist in the human world, Caesar can’t get out of a few mile radius of him, which kinda makes his plans to hunt down the demon hunters (*cough* Pillar Men *cough*) a lot harder and Joseph even more annoying to deal with

the logical solution to that is to pass Caesar off as a servant Joseph befriends, so that he can stay in the castle, and then eventually they can go off on some adventure together to defeat the Pillar Men (or, well, so that Caesar can defeat the Pillar Men while keeping Joseph at arm’s length) which would also mean that Joseph can Finally get his big adventure he’s been dreaming about

then Joseph gets the genius idea to kill even More birds with one stone and decides that Caesar should pretend to be his bf bc all the annoying ass nobles and shit won’t leave him alone about not having a partner and “oh no, you’re of age now, what will happen if you have to take the throne but have no queen by your side?” and everyone keeps trying to woo him and it was fun at first but now it’s just goddamn Tiring

Caesar agrees to it eventually bc Anything as long as Joseph lets him do his research on the Pillar Men in peace. He doesn’t really realise what fake-dating the annoying bastard entails until he’s already too deep into it and he kinda literally can’t go back on his promises to Joseph, being a contract-bound demon

(Caesar looks like a proper demon normally but he Can disguise himself as p much entirely human-looking if he needs to. It takes energy tho, so he reverts back to his demonic looks whenever he’s safe from prying eyes, or if he’s unconscious)

they’re essentially fake-married for magic tax benefits it’s so great

there’s Definitely some Magic Soulbond Shenanigans along the line of “if one gets hurt the other also feels it”

they find out that Caesar reverts to his demonic form when asleep when he pulls two all-nighters in a row looking for information on the Pillar Men and passes out in Avdol’s study, scaring the shit out of poor Avdol. After that they manage to land a room for him in the castle with some lie about him having travelled here from faraway lands (technically true) and having nowhere else to stay (also technically true), but he also spends a lot of his time in Avdol’s study and Joseph’s room without his disguise, solely for convenience’s sake

they ofc have to fool Everyone with the fake dating, including Joseph’s family, bc No One else can know that Caesar is a demon on a quest for vengeance. The worst, most unexpected part for Caesar is that Queen Erina and Lord Speedwagon actually seem to like him?? they’re just genuinely nice to him??? simply bc he’s around Joseph and bc they find him likeable??? he did Not expect Anyone to be nice to him in the human world, what the Fuck, he doesn’t know how to Deal With That

Suzi is Technically a servant but she’s been Joseph’s friend since they were lil kids so she was essentially raised alongside him and they’re best friends and Suzi can only keep Joseph out of dumb shit like half the time bc the other half she’s right there in it with him

she is Entirely unfazed by Caesar, sees through the pretend relationship in like two minutes and knows immeditely that Something Is Up. When she accidentally catches Caesar in his demon form while checking to make sure he’s not stacking all-nighters again, she doesn’t even bat an eye (meanwhile Caesar’s thoughts are entirely “oh fuck do I have to kill her now, Joseph’s gonna kill me if I do, oh fuck, oh fuck”) just tells him to go to sleep on time and then leaves (to call Joseph out on getting himself into even deeper shit than she’d originally thought)

look idk what he does or what relevance he ends up having to the plot but Polnareff is also there, he’s a dumbass knight who’s the reason Joseph knows how to Not fight properly (bc Polnareff has a shitton of dumb tricks and Joseph knows all of them) and has a giant crush on Avdol

god there’s just. A Shitton of dumb shenanigans during their time in the castle, both with the fake-dating (like having to teach Caesar proper royal etiquette and him getting Very confused and flustered when Joseph casually flirts with him) and with hiding Caesar being a demon (they have so many stupid close calls and make so many dumb decisions they Really Shouldn’t, it’s great)

when the time comes to go and find and kill the Pillar Men, it’s only Caesar and Joseph going bc Caesar doesn’t want any more ppl in this mission than absolutely necessary, totally not bc they’re his friends and he worries about them or anything

they get some tips on where to look and how to get there from this weird adventurer dude who passes through the castle on his travels every once in a while. Joseph’s only met him in passing but he thinks he seems fun and has his own dumbass theory that he’s totally some runaway royalty or something. Instead turns out that the dude is half demon and actually related to Caesar and Caesar, being an orphan and all, had thought finding a remaining member of his family would be Way more thrilling but no this dude is just as weird and annoying as Joseph so he’d like a refund pls

(the dude’s Gyro. Ofc it’s fuckin Gyro. Johnny’s there too somewhere I just haven’t figured that out yet. He might actually be the top horse trainer/caretaker/whatever of the castle and the True reason Gyro travels this way every time is bc he’s smitten as hell)

while Gyro gives them some advice he also tells them that hey. Maybe you shouldn’t do this?? esp not just the two of you??? Considering the Pillar Men are known to be ruthless and Very good at killing demons

ofc these idiots Don’t Listen and go after them together anyway

the plan technically is that Joseph stays a safe distance away while Caesar goes and fights the Pillar Men and Totally wins but like. ofc he doesn’t listen and refuses to stay on his ass and let Caesar leave so they go in together anyway

they manage to find Santana alone and Actually Kill Him but it’s a close one, much tougher than anticipated bc as I said before, these dudes are Really Good at killing demons and also just killing in general. It’s also when Caesar realises the full scope of the “if one gets hurt, the other also feels it” part of his bond with Joseph bc Joseph gets hurt worse during the battle and Caesar is so shocked by his own reaction to it that he’s frozen for a moment and it almost costs him his life

that night when they’re camping out after the battle, Joseph reveals that a long while ago he figured out how to break their magic bond without it hurting either of them or sending Caesar right back to his own world. it’s some old spell he found in one of Avdol’s books or something, idk, and at first he’d kept it hidden from Everyone bc he was starting to really like Caesar but knew that Caesar was only around him out of necessity (not true actually but Caesar hid and denied his growing fondness for v v long) and he didn’t want him to leave the moment he realised he Could, even if it was v v selfish of him and he feels like shit about it now. And then later on when it turned out that they’re gonna see this quest through together anyway, he figured it didn’t matter anymore and so he kinda just forgot about it

but he’s remembered it again before they left and packed what he needs for it as a grim Just In Case (and it may or may not be a weird red gem bc yknow, but idk yet) and now he offers to break the bond already bc of how him getting hurt almost got Caesar killed. But Caesar tells him not to, bc it doesn’t matter now and a spell like that would probably take a lot of energy out of both of them when they need everything they’ve got for the upcoming battles

in reality he doesn’t want the bond broken bc it makes him feel like he’s got a right and a reason to stay, without having to fully face just how much he cares about Joseph, and bc it makes sure that Joseph is never far from him and lets him know if he’s hurt and maybe like this he can somehow protect him from getting hurt again

spoiler alert: he can’t

the fight with the other three Pillar Men doesn’t go their way at all. I mean it’s 3 vs 2 and the 3 are Very Good at killing so it should be Expected, but they’re young and dumb and Caesar is stubborn and still thirsting for revenge and if Joseph can’t hold him back then at least he can stay with him

they both get badly hurt and when it looks like it’s just it for both of them, Joseph brings out that spell again and breaks their bond before Caesar could tell him to stop and tells Caesar to run, to get away and don’t even fucking look back, just Go. When Caesar tries to object, Joseph tells him that he’s not dying just so Caesar can get himself killed too and Caesar is too scared to do anything but listen and run as Joseph leaves himself no escape and takes another two of the Pillar Men down with him before Caesar could figure out a way to save him

Joseph survives, Somehow, minus a hand anyway. He wakes up again in his own room in the castle and he has No Idea how he got back or who even found him and his best guess is that Gyro and Johnny have followed them and lbr Avdol’s magic has probably had a part to play in it too

and Caesar is just. Gone. Separated from Joseph and already weak from the fight, he didn’t have enough magic left to remain in the human world for long and thus got pulled back into his own world, and being just a normal demon, he can’t even cross back over without being summoned. But Joseph doesn’t know any of that, he just knows that Caesar is Gone and he strongly doubts he’s coming back bc he hasn’t already and he’s p damn heartbroken about it

meanwhile Caesar isn’t having much better of a time in his own world either. Bc nothing went well, Nothing, but he realises that he doesn’t even care about his revenge plan anymore, he doesn’t care about hunting Kars down and avenging his family. But he’s just lost the only family he’s had Again, the ppl in the castle this time, and he’s stuck here without any way back unless someone accidentally summons him again, and for what he knows Joseph had died to save him and Caesar didn’t even get to say goodbye or bury him

this v shitty state lasts until Joseph’s desperation + a lil nudge from Avdol and Suzi gets him to try summoning Caesar again (bc Joseph decides that if he gets no response at all, if the spell fails, it means Caesar’s really just Gone and he hadn’t made it out alive after all, but having definite knowledge of that will still be better than just Not Knowing and hoping for the rest of his life)

Avdol lets him take his study all to himself and so Joseph settles in during the afternoon and gets to finding the spell which is Not Easy bc he’d been drunk off his ass when he’d first found and performed it. He’s starting to lose hope and think that maybe the spell doesn’t even Exist in Avdol’s books, he’d just butchered a completely different spell and that’s how he got to Caesar, when he Finally finds it, and it’s almost midnight at that point and he’s Exhausted and Scared and Sad and he just Wants This To Work

the spell asks for an offering for the demon’s services, and the first time around Joseph had said something like “idk name your price” which is how Caesar had got the bond he needed (tho Joseph doesn’t actually remember this)

this time he just says “anything” which is a p dumb thing to offer when making a deal with a Literal Demon but he doesn’t care, this is Caesar, he trusts him and he loves him and he’d damn right give anything to just know that he’s okay and maybe get to see him again

and the spell Works it fuckin Works even if it takes a moment and there’s a flash of light and then suddenly there’s Caesar, sitting on the ground in Avdol’s study in all his demonic glory, blinking as his eyes adjust to the dim light and until he sees Joseph sitting on the ground in front of him, crying. And from then on it’s just a big “i thought I lost you” reunion moment that’s so happy it Hurts. They stay sitting on the floor for Hours despite it being late at night, just pressed together and talking about anything and just enjoying each others presence bc they’ve missed each other and thought they’d never see each other again

the next morning Avdol finds them sitting against the wall in a pile and fast asleep and decides to take the day off and goes to find Suzi and Polnareff to tell them the news

idk where the rest of the plot goes yet bc Kars is still out there and Erina and Speedwagon still don’t know about the whole demon thing but have this for now

[teddy-feathers]

look my problem with the au megamind where Roxanne is the alien and megamind is the reporter is i cant stop thinking about what i want out of that and how its probably not what other people want out of that which should mean 'oh shit i gotta write it' but really means 'in the next couple of months im going to rewatch megamind and be extremely frustrated because idk how to write these people as is let alone in an au'

but here are some thoughts

Itd have to take place on megaminds home world so like. have to develop that culture and frame it as the usual and other things as oddities

metroman still shows up at the same time the baby human does

roxan richie and metromans rivalry is less of a game and more of a metroman one up'd her ome to many times so now shes gotta take him out

its fine not because shes incompetent- in fact her death rays and pointy sticks are ingenious and have 0% public property or civilian causalities - but because metroman is not only impossible to kill, he adapts to anything that gets close (anything that doesnt kill him makes him stronger literally)

i guess this means theres a good chunk of the story that is centered around human adaptability vs perfect hero dudes adaptability

Roxanne Ritchie is actually a noted scientist or something at the local research facility - i figure blue people planet is really advanced and everyones at least a little technosmart but while it doesnt come as easily or naturally to Roxanne her way of thinking is really unique n shiz and shes an asset to every team....

but if you see her in a mask with some project from the lab macguivered into a gun trying to kill metroman well, no ones getting hurt and humans need hobbies and everyone respects the mask desptie the fact shes the ONLY human on the planet so its not like its hard to figure out who she is

she does spend a lot of nights having to rebuild projects and apologizing and such but basically everyone plays the plausible deniability card and asks her questions abiut what went wrong and okay so the masked menace failed after you let them steal our project but lets pretend for a moment the goal was to fix crops how would you say this did? and grumply shed revamp the guns weird side effect into an alien pollinating crop duster or whatever

got carried away when REALLY all I WANTED to say was

Whille Roxanne Ritchie is adaptable ingenuity and gets away at the last minute NOT because no ones trying to catch her but shes just that CLEVER and thinks ahead and shiz....

Megamind is the guy trying to interview her in the middle of a fight like he thinks he's cute - i mean he is but shes chasing after metroman and skids to a stop because this jerk stepped in for a comment. or shes lining up the perfect shot but theres a close up of megaminds reporter bag in the way

the thing is that maybe... blue people arent violent. a natural disaster hit recently and theyre coming back from it and if the two adopted alien kids want to play extreme tag well no ones getting hurt and Roxanne Ritchie will grow out of her competitiveness no doubt caused by just how superior EVERYONE on the planet is by finding her own niche and metroman will grow up and stop bating her because maybe he IS still better than everyone else and thats met with "oh very nice we're proud" but it doesnt really validate him or make him feel special because its just treated as a special thing he can do by everyong but Roxanne Ritchie and once he's found something that makes him feel good regardless of the attention or lack of it he'll stop playing too

but megamind? megamind has an imagination that loves drama and blowing things out of proportion and thats part of why his reports are so popular? like yeah everyones treating this super hero showdown with indulgence but megamind is good at framing theatrics so that this news story is actually a compelling narrative? and also everyone can see the tension is going to have one of these three "kids" confessing live someday

and maybe he gets carried away. one of those 'aw well next time you could do x or y' or has some technological creation that accidentally actually makes Metroman flinch during an interview

and Roxanne Ritchie starts paying attentionto him for the first time.

and minion warns him but he doesnt listen. minion is lower class and is afraid of being replaced like a pet like some people do but Roxanne Ritchie Ritchie doesnt have a minion and even if she did theyre Best Friends not like those other blue people minion uperclass people.

and he carelessly says something unforgivable and Roxanne Richie uses his ideas and actually succeeds in killing metroman

so she goes to prison - a place they had to build just for her because this hasnt happened since stars knows when

and somebody else is doing the camera because minion left just is gone and megamind looks defeated but testifies against her and is quiet and subdued and stpps being a reporter for a bit

and.... idk. i feel like we'll have to resolve the whole class system so minon goes underground and finds other minons who are unhappy with the way of things and if theyre ALREADY rebuilding society after that huge natural disaster that DIDNT blow up their planet thanks TO a minion well ehy cant they fix this too?

so theres a rebellion going on and theyve got a secret weapon to make blue people listen and idk but i feel like it's Metroman

and... how do stories like this go ive forgotten

minion wouldnt tell megamind or he would

metroman would break Roxanne Ritchie out of prison during the first riot of the minion revolt?

they talk and compare why they hated eachother and slowly work together and are actually a great team?

and then they need a reporter to make themselves heard as something other than minions going crazy

and so of course they go to megamind for help getting the story out

something something megamind is minions sidekick for this adventure

"Roxanne Ritchie was raised by the planet and turned against it and instigated civil unrest and killed a person who was also the good child etc etc instead of just growing up to face your problems"

"actually im alive and i finally found my place? helping out the real heros?"

"i mean i did try to kill him, but he forgave me and we're kinda working together because planet of moms and dads that raised us? yall actually are the ones who need to grow up and let go of the traditions that dont serve etc etc"

and megamind does a huge public apology to minion

and... uhhhhhhhhh fuck i really dont know how these storyies go

the blue people start making amends

metroman basically becomes a social worker for minion childern because finding their original families is a bit hard and most of these kids are just going to end up being raised by super dad but at least the rebellion minion families are actually geting to be their own family units and in a couple gens thatll be normal

Roxanne Ritchie goes back to being the token human in the lab and hangs up her super suit and is generally dissatisfied with this

until one night a hero breaks into her apartment to make her answer for her crimes and so for a legit hot second theyre fighting and megamind says something and Roxanne apologizes and then fighting stops being an argument and goes into banter flirting

the worss "where theres evil good will rise up to fight it" peob comes up a lot in this fic in different iterations

anyways megamind isnjust basically like hey wanna do this like. for the rest of our lives dramatic battle showdowns like its entertainment but like no theyre doing this for real?

the answer is hell yeah

and its a polyship and sometimes Roxanne is helping with the kids and then Megamind bursts in to "save" the family from her evil clutches and 90% of the time everything is improve

megamind kidnaps Roxanne to make metromind save her and a good half of the conversation is that hes an idiot for coming shes tried to kill him three times this week and hes bitching because do you know how hard it is to find a sitter for 30 odd minion kids this short notice and they better make it up to him

Roxanne is not superdad but the 30 odd minion kids adore when she comes over because they mob the villain so hard until finally mega comes to save her because hes actually very good with the kids

of course this poly ship isnt complete without minion and at some point minion and mega realize theyve actually been married for years and Roxanne and metro tease them shamelessly for it

minion and his race need a real name obviously

when Roxanne was a... graduate her senior project theses thingy was essentially "im going to go back to planet earth itll be great ive figured out were im from and how to go there in a reasonable amout of time" and everyone had to sit her down and explain that unlike metroman they knew where she was from the planet was just destroyed.

they never figured out where metroman was from because his direction sharply changed to follow baby Roxannes course and mirrored her coding despite very obviously how he had originated from elsewhere

this is important because his race is basically coming to conquer the blue people planet soon - the group finds out - and will download all the survival upgrades metroman has gotten to become unkillable and then just come down to the surface and be unstoppable taking the place over and whiping out the planet like theyve done many many times

a good chunk of the time trying to figure out how to stop them when this planet is REALLY against murder war and violence for good reason and even if they WOULD do that its impossible over looks some alone time that leads to megamind and metroman figuring out how to like kill him so when the bad guys show up theyll go "whelp better not fuck with them" and leave but between roxanne and minion they manage to not only stabilize metroman (Roxanne blood transfusions maybe???) but they manage to scare the aliens so bad they tuck tail and leave speading rumors that these are the scariest mfs in space (go minion)

metroman never lets Roxanne live down saving his life

eventually space humans show up to check the place out

megamind loves everything human despite most of the planet thinking theyre primitive and showing it

roxanne is reluctant to meet them at first but then really relates to them?

for a good long while it REALLY seems like megamind and Roxanne are just going to go on space adventures with the humans leaving metroman and minion - who really doesnt like them and also they kinda rub him the wrong way because he's non bipedal and they kinda make fun of him in a 'we totally dont mean anything by it lighten up' sort of way.

they don't go of course but they may have stolen a lot of atar charts n shit and who hasnt wanted to take a road trip through space with 30 odd childern who will need names and personalities and may be chopped down to a slightly more reasonable number by this point?

metroman loves space karaoke and his natural abilites mean he learns languages fast but no he still cant carry a tune

megamind and Roxanne still duke it out on various alien cityscapes

minion usually breaks them out of jail if theyre not to be let out the next day because nothing was actually damaged that didnt belong to them.

one memorable occasion it was metoman in a fight with megamind and they wont say what its about but both look very put out and minion looks smug

it doesn't matter in the end because Roxanne teams up with the childern to propose to them first

apparantly i had a lot more ideas about this then i meant to? i mean its not well thoughout out and despite the drama a good half the fic is just going to be cute relationship building stuff between the four of them

[wilfordndarkdidntdeservethis]

Field Day

Ya someone requested more kindergarden au? Here ya go hope it’s better than i think lmaoo

The sky was a clear save for the fluffy, shade providing clouds in the sky. The sun was bright, casting the ground in a hot, dry heat.

A whistle was blown as a yell was heard.

“Welcome to the first Villains VS Heroes Contest!” Ms. Gray announced, making everyone cheer.

“This is the contest where we divide into two groups. Villains,”

Half of the kids let out barks and low yells of what was close to an audio version of anarchy.

“and the Heroes!”

The other kids let out yells and smiles of bright cheer making the villains grimace.

“We will be going through three challenges! challenges of math, an obstacle course, and a third mystery category! It has been agreed on by the teams that the winners get extra nap, and play time while the losers got more work. No cheating! Just good old fun! Are we ready??” Ms. Gray cheers.

The kids yell and scream in delight.

“Alright! everyone get into your teams! villains on the left, heroes to the right!” She smiles. Children easily push and run to get to their places.

“Everyone pick your team delegates for round one!!” She blows a whistle and everyone goes to buzzing.

The villains huddle up. “Look. Round one is math. Who here excels in math?” one person says. A guy by the name of Megalo, and Flug raise their hand.

“I believe I would be the superior choice.” Megalo scoffs.

“How so?”

“You can’t even lift that bag. How can you see the whole board?”

everyone lets out ooh’s and winces. everyone on the villains’ side knew the bag was a sensitive topic. “Yeah? And who bought my homemade, easier to use, calculator two weeks ago for a price like 90 cents? Any math genius would know it’s at least worth 50, but you didn’t. did you?” Flug spat.

everyone responds the same way before the boy scoffs and backs away. “Fine. Don’t mess this up.” He snarls.

Black Hat walks up, putting a hand at his shoulder, and Demencia did the same. “You got this.” The lizard girl grins. “You’re the scientist of this class. You won’t fail us.” Black Hat sighs, looking away. Flug nods, before stepping up from the crowd. Flug could already see they picked a delegate.

the two children walk forward, meeting face to face. They stares, before the girl holds out her hand. “The name’s-” Flug forcefully grabs her hand, pulling her close at an intimidating space.

“I know you. 5 and a half years old, your name is Catharine Cloud. You go by Cumulus. I’d just like to let you know if this were the real world, I’d have you by your arms ready to torture you with all I got. But this will have to do. I’ll have you beaten in two minutes flat.” He snarls.

He shoves her away, walking up to the board the teacher had set up in the middle of the field. Cumulus paused, frozen in shock at what he said making the villain’s side cheer and holler.

She shook her head before looking over to the board, and walking over beside Flug.

“Are both team delegates ready?” Ms. Gray asks. They both nod.

“On your makers. Get set… Math!!” she screeches.

The heroes are quiet, letting her think as she stared at the board, while the villains yelled and screamed encouragement and insults at the girl beside Flug.

On the board was a.. hard topic for the kindergarteners.

2 + 4x if x=1.

Cumulus bit her nails. she never studied variables that well for the contest!! A cold sweat collected on her head as she glances over to the bag covered boy. He’s staring right back at her with a cold, amused expression.

Flug takes the small eraser from the board, and erases the entire problem.

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?”

“YOU IDIOT, DID YOU MEMORIZE IT!?”

“YOU’RE GONNA COST US THE ROUND!!”

He glances over at the girl who now has hope in her eyes. The heroes yell at her tips on how to do it and she began writing on the board. The heroes were yelling in amaze as she wrote notes for the problem, almost getting it while Flug stood there, hands behind his back, staring at a blank space.

“FLUG YOU IDIOT ANSWER THE QUESTION!!” Black Hat barks.

Flug sighs, nodding. Cumulus gets the answer in her head and just as her marker hit the board to write the answer, Flug spoke.

“6.”

everyone froze, including Cumulus. Flug quickly rights the number, circling it on the board before dropping his marker to the dirt. He turns to the teacher, voice and body language monotone.

“The answer is six.” He states clearly.

everyone pauses in anticipation as they wait for what the answer really is.

“Six is… correct!!” Ms. Gray yells.

The heroes sigh and groan as the villains bark and scream in victory. Flug turns to the girl as she stares with a distraught face. She was close to crying, even.

“Isn’t it so much more fun to make the hero think they have the upper hand? It’s so much more nice to see their face then.” Flug smiles.

“You’re terrible.” She whimpers.

“Call me villainous.”

He walks back to his group getting shoved and hugged and pushed as everyone congratulated him. The heroes had to comfort the poor girl as she slowly steps back to her group before bawling her eyes out.

“On to the next round! teams! Pick your player!” Ms. Gray announced.

Everyone began talking when Black Hat’s voice overrides the rest. “I think it is safe to say Dementia should do this round. It is mainly climbing and running and slipping past spaces. I think we can all agree our lizard is best for it, no?“ He sighs, placing his hand on her head. everyone nods. Black Hat looks down at the girl.

"Go win us this round Demencia.” Black Hat orders.

Demencia nods frantically, before running, on all fours, up front to the starting line, pushing dust into the air and some of the villains faces. After a while another hero calmly walks up beside Demencia. He was thin and had long legs, but god knew how much muscle you could put into a twig like him for running! Demencia stands up, facing the villains.

“Hey! Looks like the heroes are picking their players based off trust and hope rather than skill am I right!?” Demencia cackles making the others laugh at the boy beside her.

The boy merely rolls his eyes, getting into the running position while Demencia moved on all fours.

“You are going down, tooth pick.” Demencia snarls. The boy ignores her, staring at the course.

“Now! To be clear, in front of you both you have three tires, four nets to either climb or fit through, one climbing wall and a run to the finish. Are we clear?” Ms. Gray calls. They nod.

“Go!!” She blows her whistle. The boy beside her rushes off while Demencia revs up before booking it on all fours. Demencia was easily in the lead when she hit the tires. she slips through them easily, as the boy behind her did the same.

She jumps into one of the net spaces, sadly getting stuck. she pulls her head out, shaking her head. meanwhile the hero manages to climb up two while she pulls out. the villains go nuts and Demencia climbs up and down, up and down the nets.

She makes it, but the boy is now in the lead. He begins climbing the wall by the time she gets through and she grimaces. She once again races off, before climbing up the wall like she does the walls in class. she stops to blow raspberries at the boy before climbing to the top.

unlike the boy, Demencia climbs down the wall while the boy jumps for it. As Demencia gets on the ground she sees the boy rolling and rushing off. She snarls, before running over, now neck and neck. every child was cheering and barking and yelling at who was going to finish. Just as Demencia goes to speed up, just for the last bit of the run, the boy leaps forward yet again.

time goes slow as Demencia stares at the boy jump ahead of her and touching the finish line before she does, just by a slim. and to Demencia’s dismay.. the boy won. He screams with joy, holding up his arms, running back to his team as they all jump with joy. Demencia keeps her head low in defeat as the slumps back over to the team, who instead of trying to cheer her up, smack and hit her and bark for her to be better next time. She curls up near Flug, as the boy rubs her back.

“And here we are! Neck and neck! this will be the challenge to end it all!! The challenge is… a fear raising competition!!” She barks. the heroes gasp and whimper at such a rude and scary challenge as the villains jump with joy shrieking in glory that they got it in the bag.

“So. I think it is an easy pick. I say we delegate me.” Black Hat smirks, holding his hand to his chest.

Everyone laughs. “YOU!? THE BUSINESS MAN!?” someone cackles.

Black Hat didn’t take the ridicule. He simply walked up to the front. All the villains groaned, but didn’t do anything. The heroes clear the way, revealing a tall, strong boy. The biggest of their group. And the most well known throughout the villains. He walks up with a cocky strut, staring Black Hat dead in the eyes.

“Black Hat.” His voice was smooth and confident.

“Daylight.” Black Hat’s voice was monotone, and calm.

“Okay!! This round you must scare the other delegate!! You may play fight, scream, do whatever you want as long as no marks are given! Is everyone ready??” Ms. Gray giggles.

They both nod.

“BEGIN!!”

Daylight pounces at the tall rival, and Black Hat only slid to the side dodging.

“You think you can dodge forever? Ha! This will be easy!” Daylight smiles.

“Oh I have my tricks. Don’t you worry.” He sighs, playing with his small plastic cane.Daylight throws punches, kicks and all Black Hat does is slide left, right, up, and down.This went on and eventually Daylight tires himself out, panting and sweating.

“Are you done yet?” Black Hat sighs, monotone. He puffs up his chest, before smiling. “Oh no. I won’t give up. I’m a hero. And heroes always win! We will fight and fight until you fall and lose! You think you are the best, but you will fall and when you do-” “And when I do I will cry and whimper until I take your hand for protection. I’ve seen all the movies.” Black Hat snarls. He takes a step closer.

“All you heroes are all the same. fight fight fight, monologue here and you think you have won the war. But movies aside, you know what I have seen?” Black Hat asks. “Well obviously, you couldn’t have been through what I have! My parents died in a war and left me to rot with a human which is why I’m here now.” He tried to sound sad and angry, but it only came out as boastful and over-played.

“Oh well at least you have parents.” Black Hat sighs. This threw the boy off. “w-what?”

“Oh yes. I am a demon. I am a thing of pure evil. I don’t have a mummy or a daddy or an aunt or uncle or some HUMAN THAT PICKED ME UP FROM THE ROT!!” Black Hat’s voice boomed and his eye went a solid neon green as he flared his sharp teeth. The boy began to step back.

“W-well I have a super secret weaknesses! I nearly died being exposed to it!”

“And I don’t get weaknesses.” Black Hat snarls, stepping forward. “n-none?” Daylight mutters.

“Nope. I was born in this world god knows how! I appeared and you know what I did when I came to be? I. killed. hundreds.” Black Hat growls lowly. “Y-you’re bluffing!” Daylight goes to throw a punch and Black Hat caught his fist making him whimper. “I-I am not scared. I will not lose.” Daylight stammers, straightening his body posture.

“Oh you will. You very very will. Whether it be in this game or life!” Black Hat chuckles, shaking his head. “Ya see. When YOU win. I’ll go looking for you. I’ll find you and when I do-”

“You won’t hurt me.”

“Nope. I’ll hurt your mother.” Daylight goes pale. Black Hat wore a sincere, happy smile, sending shivers down everyone’s backs.

“yup! And then your father and you sister and your brother! And everyone you love.” He snarls darkly, towering over the hero.

“Are you scared? I sure hope not. I really do wish for you to win. So I can go after you family and friends and then y-”

“I GIVE UP!!”

Black Hat lets go of his hands he scurries backwards. “I’M DONE OKAY!! I’M SCARED, I’M SCARED!!” He barks, running over to his team.

After an awkward silence the teacher spoke.

“And the team that wins is the villains..” She calls out, almost scared. Black Hat turns to face her, beaming a wide grin before walking coolly back to his team. “Dude… that was… evil!!” a boy screams before the whole side breaks out into cries of victory.

“Whoo!! Villainous!! Villainous!! Villainous!! Whoo!!” They all bark.

“Flug. get your works together. We’re gonna have a lot more time to sell now.” Black Hat grins.

“Y-yes sir..”

[renaroo]

Recovery None (54/61)

Disclaimer: Red vs Blue and related characters are the property of Rooster Teeth. Warnings: Language, Canon-typically violence, Psychological torture & manipulation, Mentions of gore, Character death, Minor Sexual content Pairings: N/A Rating: T Synopsis: [Canon Divergence AU] When the Mother of Invention crashed, Project Freelancer was in shambles, its surviving agents scattered, its equipment stolen, and an impending investigation into the crash from the UNSC was on the horizon. To regain control of the deeply corrupted program, the Director established a new unit from his remaining supplies – the Recovery Unit.

Three former Freelancers were chosen for particular tasks: Zero is to hunt down and destroy the Meta, One is to investigate and recover stolen or missing equipment, and Two is to take down AWOL former agents.

Of course, no one’s motivations are what they seem…

A/N: This was a difficult chapter to write mostly because, well, what do you do when you kill a main POV character? You get ridiculous, that’s the Rena way ; ) Oh and also very angsty. 

Special thanks to @secretlystephaniebrown, @analiarvb, @thepheonixqueen, @icefrozenover, @washingtonstub, @roosterteeth-rvb-rwby-is-my-life, @every-survival, Linni, Meep, SenpaiGabby, Yin, @notatroll7, and @freshzombiewriter  for the feedback!

Recovery Two XVI: No Rest for the Wicked

North! NOOOOORTH! NOOOOOO! 

The pounding between her eyes were like little fists attempting to beat their way out of her skull. But South ignored them. She ignored the way the cracks and breaks through her visor and HUD made her dizzy. She ignored how her fist burned from the sparks that had made it through the armor mesh when she slammed her fist through the console. 

South concentrated on getting them in the air and away -- far away. Further away than she could have ever managed if she gave even one iota of a fuck about the tantrum the literal child was throwing in between her ears at the moment. 

You’re awful! I hate you! You killed him! You left him for dead! How could you? Why would you? I hate you! I hate you!!!

Maybe it was something that they had never bothered to teach her since she wasn’t implanted by the program, maybe it was something they had and she hadn’t listened out of spite during their lessons. 

But at a certain point the noises in your brain blur into a sort of cacophony where her thoughts and the thoughts of the AI were on rhythm Where the pulse in the back of her brain lined up with the beating of her heart. Where the outrage and the anger and the hurt and mourning all tuned to a single note and exploded within her. 

Yeah. North was fucking dead. And she left him to it. 

I hate you, said someone in her brain. But Theta was busy crying audibly on her shoulder. Mumbling and rocking back and forth through his tears. And hers. 

“Shut up!” South finally screamed at him. “Shut up shut up shut the fuck up!” Theta cried even louder. South’s vision blurred, her headache got worse. “I’m trying to save our lives so shut the fuck up! Shut up while I get us far away from Charon and North and Freelancer and every single fucker on this planet. Shut up so I can save us! Shut up so he didn’t die for no reason!” 

Theta didn’t stop crying. And South didn’t stop hating herself, no matter how many times she checked the miles they had traveled or the scanner for any vehicles tailing them. 

Two hundred miles, she flew lower, below detection levels. Theta’s tears weren’t letting up. She engaged autopilot after ensuring that her destruction of the console hadn’t also disabled it in some way. Her cheeks were cold and clammy with the wetness. After she set their course for another two hundred miles to separate themselves from the carnage, South could turn away from the controls. Her arms were shaking now that they no longer had preoccupation.

When all was said and done, South threw off her helmet against the nearest wall and released a deep, curdling scream. 

As the helmet bounced back toward her, she kicked it with all her might then ripped the pilot’s chair from the bolts in the floor. 

She screamed, she screamed until Theta was no longer crying, until she couldn’t smash anything anymore because there was nothing left. 

South screamed until her throat felt torn and her voice was gone. Until the shaking of her knees became so much that she collapsed on the ground and curled into it, head resting against the floor as she let out unfamiliar noises from deep within her chest. 

There was nothing left. 

She had nothing left. 

...

Silence had taken over from the awful screaming. 

The ship continued on course without South’s direction.

Instead, she sat to the side of the cockpit, her eyes glazed over as she sat with her back to the wall. At some point, her helmet had ended up back in her lap. It was dented in, broken. The main object of her abuse in the seemingly endless lapse of time. 

Her gaze was kept on the visor and its jagged, broken pieces. But she wasn’t looking at the helmet, not really. 

Really she wasn’t even looking at it as she pushed her thumbs against the fragile glass, listening to the satisfying crunch as it caved in. 

Broken glass littered her lap and the floor. 

She was a mess.

Theta appeared over her shoulder. He kept doing that -- showing up from time to time. Without invitation. 

He was buzzing with business in her brain, but it was too fast for her, even if she had cared to pay attention to it. She didn’t care what he was doing. He wasn’t screaming anymore and she liked it better when he was screaming at her. 

More glass broke off and fell into her lap.

“They keep trying to shut down your armor,” Theta finally said out loud. 

“They,” she repeated, tasting each syllable. It was ashen and bare.

South was really getting to hate that taste.

Theta stared at her, his projection crossing further into her field of vision when he realized she wasn’t going to give him the dignity of looking at him directly. “Charon,” he clarified. “They keep trying to shut down your--”

“I know who you meant by they,” she spat back, breaking the glass further in on her helmet. When Theta allowed the silence to take over again, South growled, grip tightening on her helmet until it was shaking. “I guess it’s a  goddamn good thing I have you then, isn’t it? How fortunate of me! To have an AI all of my own now. That extra piece to help me climb up on the totem pole of life. Look at me, finally proving the whole goddamn world wrong! At last!” She then raised her helmet. “All it took was my fucking brother!” 

The helmet crashed against the other side of the cockpit. Theta was left flickering back into place after his projection had been interrupted. 

They stared at each other for a long time, the engine of the ship roaring beneath them. 

South couldn’t take it. 

“Why are you still here,” she said more than asked of the AI. “Why haven’t you done something smart. Something... I don’t know. Give me a brain aneurysm? End all this bullshit? Get revenge for North.”

“I don’t do stuff like that,” Theta defended, almost sounding offended. 

“You could, though, couldn’t you?” South snorted. “It’s amazing. The kind of shit we’re all capable of at the end of the day. Just need a little push. Need a little threat to survival.” Her eyes fell heavily on the sprite. “It’s funny. When I did pay attention to those lessons in Freelancer, they always talked like there was some kinda imbalance. That we were your guardians, that we were in control of the AI. And the way you and North worked, I was stupid enough to buy into it.”

With a thud, South dropped her head back against the wall, her eyes finding interest in the ceiling. “Humans can’t control anything.”

Theta let her stew in the statement for a few minutes before he set off a dazzling spark of fireworks, drawing South’s attention and confusion. 

“We control ourselves,” he pronounced firmly. “Humans, that is.”

South scowled. “You’re not human,” she reminded him.

“I want to survive,” Theta said firmly. “What’s more human than that?”

She stared at him for another tense silence before scowling. “What do you want from me?”

“An idea,” Theta said honestly. 

“My ideas will get us killed,” she said. 

“Or they’ll get us free,” Theta said firmly. 

South pressed her lips to a thin line. “I shouldn’t be trusted. I’ll save my own neck above anything else, kid. You know that.”

“I know,” Theta said. “But I trust you.”

“You trust me?” South scoffed. 

“I do,” Theta nodded. 

"That’s idiotic,” South snapped. “You saw what happens when people trust me, kid. I know you’re not that dumb.”

Theta was undeterred. “It’s my nature,” he said. “I trust you.”

South’s cheeks were beginning to feel cold and wet again. “Can you... Can you scan radio waves? Listen in for anything?” she asked. 

“Yeah, I can do that,” Theta said. 

“Okay,” South said with a sniff, roughly rubbing her face with her gauntlets. “We need to find another ship. A ship with someone else already in it.”

...

"Okay, this one coming in only has three soldiers boarded. They seem to be the survivors of some place called Valhalla? I guess they’re Reds,” Theta tracked. 

The little AI was sitting cross-legged about four feet from South while she continued to break out the glass in her visor. Pressing piece by piece through with her thumbs. Her lap and the floor was covered in shining green. 

“No,” she said clearly. “If they managed to kill the other team at their base and there’s three of them, they’re just dumb enough and lucky enough to get a lucky shot. I don’t feel up to a big fight right now. And neither do you.”

He didn’t argue with her, glancing over her before nodding and continuing to scan the the airways. 

South stopped her newly formed habit for a moment, looking with some distress at the helmet. 

The helmet to her Charon experimental armor. The armor that, in many ways, begun the descent into madness where she currently found herself. 

Bearing her teeth, South listened to the satisfying crunch of the glass again.

“Hey, South,” Theta spoke up, drawing South’s gaze. 

“What?” she asked snappishly. 

“I get that the plan’s to take someone’s identity who’s going to leave the planet,” Theta said. “That’s why I’ve been scanning the radios since we landed. It makes sense... “

Eyes narrowing, South waited for the but. 

Never one to disappoint, Theta rubbed his neck. “But, what are we going to do with the real person? The person whose identity we steal? Won’t thy catch on after a while? Isn’t identity theft a big deal?”

“You found someone,” she realized.

“One passenger, heading to Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha. Female. No military experience,” Theta said lowly. 

“Good,” South said, getting to her feet. The glass from her lap fell onto the floor in a string of chiming noises. She didn’t pay it any mind. “Get ready to help the ship’s navigation to intercept the other ship. We’ll jump from above and use our grav boots. It’ll be a transport pelican so we should easily be able to access the roof hatch that way.”

South did not miss the skip of a beat in her mind as Theta processed the plan.

“Why do we have to kill someone for that?” Theta asked lowly. “That seems... like a bit much. They haven’t done anything to us--”

“Because I don’t have anything else to do!” South roared, drowning out the noise of the AI in her head. 

Somewhat surprisingly, Theta did not disappear, though. He sat before her vision, looking at her questioningly. 

It reminded her so much of North, South almost puked. 

Instead, she pointed toward the windshield. “There’s a ship inbound for some piece of shit place called Blood Gulch. I’ll take the place of the people on that ship, it’ll work from there. It has to,” she said, upset. “Why? Because we don’t have any other options. This is it. This is the one.” She then pointed back strongly toward where they came from. “That was where he was heading. You saw it yourself.”

Theta tilted his head. “So we’re running away from the Meta now?”

“Yes,” South said. “We’re surviving now. That’s... It’s the only thing that matters.”

Theta somehow refrained from calling her on the obvious. That if she had valued survival to begin with, that if she had given North input, he might have still been there with them. 

He nodded instead. “Okay. I trust you.”

South suppressed another scream.

.

Everything worked according to plan. There was the drop, her grav boots slamming into the metal of the Pelican beneath the autopiloted Charon ship. Theta whispered calculations in the back of her mind since her HUD could no longer project across her visor as he worked. 

With the augmented strength of her armor, South nearly ripped the metal clasps off the roof door before dropping down into the passenger ship with a resounding thud.

She wasn’t sure what she was expecting inside, but it wasn’t what she got.

“Holy fucking shit!” the naked woman said, gripping her yellow armor. “A ninja!” 

South was taken aback more than she would have liked to admit. She stood up and stared at the woman. “Why the fuck are you naked?”

“Have you ever worn one of these things?” the woman asked, holding up the breast plate. “These things are so restricting! I mean, look at these puppies! How’re they supposed to fit in there? I guess I could use some lube. Wouldn’t be the first time I used ‘em on my titties.”

“Yeah,” South found herself saying out of bafflement. “I mean, wait, what?”

“Anyway, I was looking through my bag for the lube -- I brought a ton. So if your tits are having a problem in the ninja armor you could borrow some,” she continued, running a hand through a mess of long, curly locks. “I mean, you never know how much lube you need at an army base.”

South opened her mouth, but she couldn’t find words to come out. 

Theta appeared over her shoulder just as stunned.

Head snapping back toward Theta, South leered at the little AI. “Turn off your optical receptors,” she snapped. 

“Ohhhh who’s that?” the mystery woman said, raising her brow. “I’ve never seen a gray guy that little.”

“I’m not gray, I’m Red and Blue,” Theta responded, looking down to his projection. 

“You can do that?” she asked. “Shut the fuck up! The guy at the recruitment office said I had to pick one or the other. Whoo! Go Blues!”

“Theta, turn off,” South demanded.

“No, little dude, it’s totes cool to stay turned on!” the woman cackled. 

"I understand your breastplate is improperly sized,” South said, taking stock in just how true that statement was. “Why aren’t you wearing the rest of your attire?”

The woman raised an eyebrow. “Because I drop it like it’s hot?” She then looked South over. “Are you, like, some sorta escort?”

“Something like that,” South said, fingers dancing over her gun handle. 

“Oh, good. Y’know, I used to be one of those. They dropped me after I sued them to pay for the abortions, though,” she explained flippantly.

“Yeah,” South said before shaking her head. “No. Wait, what? I’m ... a soldier-- aren’t you a soldier?”

“Now I am, hellsyeah!” she said, punching the air. 

South gripped her gun. “What’s your name, soldier?” 

“Private Grif,” she said easily. “But that’s gonna be confusing when we land ‘cuz I think my bro’s a private, too. So I’m just gonna go by Sister.”

Her grip on her gun slipped at the pronouncement, the gun clattering to the ground. 

“Hey,” Private Grif snorted, mid-laugh. “You dropped your gun. Or are ya just happy to see me?”

South stared at her. Stared at... Sister. 

She wanted to scream again, but it wasn’t likely to do anything. 

“If she has a family member waiting on her, we can’t just... take her place. They’d figure it out,” South said to Theta.”The plan is a disaster. This whole fucking thing is a disaster.”

“That’s what my bro calls me!” Sister claimed with another bout of snorting laughter. 

Theta looked at South. “I trust you. What’re we going to do?”

Chewing on her lip, South looked back to Sister. “You have a full name? I won’t go into details but I’m not... comfortable with your nickname.”

“Oh, that’s too bad,” she responded with a shrug. “My name’s Kaikaina -- which kinda means sister. So I guess we’ll think of a codename for me that won’t make you uncomfortable. I used to go by Hot Pants--”

“Kaikaina’s fine,” South said. 

“And what about you, mystery ninja?” Kaikaina asked, shaking her head to get the curls out of her eyes “You’ve seen everything about me, but I can’t see anything but your pretty purple eyes.”

Reluctantly, South reached up and took off her helmet -- she wasn’t even sure why she did it. Why she... why she trusted so much. But she did. And she looked into Kaikaina’s eyes. 

“I’m South,” she said. “I’m your bodyguard. Command sent me. Don’t bother checking in -- it’s a secret mission.”

“Sounds hot,” Kaikaina said, smiling brilliantly. “Like you.”

South didn’t even know what to say to that. She didn’t even know what the fuck she was doing. 

She just hoped it worked. 

[btswishes]

I did it…for you.

BTS Au (werewolf…and more)

Part1 / Part2 / Part3 / Part4 /

A/N: I had so much fun writing this werewolf Yoongi AU and I am very happy how it turned out in the end. I hope you guys liked it as well and sorry for any mistakes made😜. Requests are as always open. 🙂

Word count:  2,915

Warnings: Swearing and feels .

   What was once white is now no more. As your brother, unknowingly, entered your world to visit you, he saw all of the pain you had. The moon was shining in the dark sky, the flowers were black.

“Y/N?”he asked, taking slow steps 

“I am over here brother.”

  He smiled and turned his head to look towards the big tree. You were sitting on top of a pile of thorns and roses, smiling at him. Hyuk stepped closer to you.

“Y/N...is that you?”

  You jumped off and walked towards him, reaching out your hands and cupping his face. “Why of course it’s me dear brother, who else could it be?”you smiled and leaned towards him, when suddenly he flew back

“Are you ok?”your dad asked him

“Yes, but what are you doing father?” your dad pulled Hyuk back

“She isn’t the Y/N we know. I was able to stall your mother...”he looked at you “...but I never imagined this to be so bad.”

“What is it father? Don’t you want to hug me?”you reached out, but he didn’t say anything “What is wrong father?”you asked him with a sinister smile on your face, a smile that you couldn’t get rid of 

“Why are you like this child?What happened to you?”he asked you

  Your father’s words made something in you crack, your smile slowly disappeared and your neck crooked to the side.A weak gust of wind past through you.

“You are the one who wanted me to become this...”you took a few steps towards them “...you were the one who wished for my awaking more than anyone...”with every step ,a new black rose grew “...aren’t you happy dad?” you looked at him with eyes full of darkness.

“O-of course I am proud.”he stuttered “Why don’t you show me around this pretty world of yours?”

“I am so happy dad.”you turned around, exposing your back to your father and brother. You believed in him, but he used the moment to try and seal you up again, placing the black pearl on your forehead.

“Now Hyuk!” your brother ran towards you, but soon enough both of them flew back

  You turned towards them slowly and removed the pearl from your skin.

“What is that thing!?”yelled your father

“Now, now. You shouldn’t have done that father. I believed in you and you did this.”you turned towards the gigantic dark creature next to you that pushed them away, patting it “You are the only one who understands, don’t you Cerberus?” you smiled 

“C-Cerberus...?”your brother stuttered

  You lifted your hand, which was holding the pearl, towards Cerberus and he crushed it with his teeth, magic energy spilling everywhere.The beast growled and the earth around you shook.  

“Y/N, you leave me no other choice.”your father lifted his hand and summoned his servants “ Go!” he demanded, but the shadows didn’t move “W-what is going on here?”

“Oh dear.”you said “Sweet, sweet father. You can’t use them against me.” you snapped your fingers and the shadows became bigger and stronger “You may be the one controlling the underworld, but not anymore. For you see father, I have awoken and my power is now one with this world. This is my domain now.” you walked past them towards the big gate “Cerberus!”you pointed at the closed doors and he destroyer them, making way for you.

  For the first time you walked out in the underworld as it’s ruler.Your father and brother stood there, watching as the shadows followed you out of this dark world. At this point your father knew he had to tell your mother about this, not like she didn’t already know.

 You walked in your home and stopped in front of a mirror. Taking a look at your body, you weren’t happy with the plain dress you had on. Reaching out your left hand, you stepped in the mirror, as your body was exiting, you changed. Your hair formed horns on your head, the black dress became very long ,skin fitting and had a slit , exposing your right leg.

  The first pearl that was placed onto your head, turned into a head necklace connected to your hair. As your new self was walking down the stairs, the sound of heels echoed in the house. Before you sat on the thrown, you looked around the big hall.

“This is my first time in this room.”you pulled your dress back a bit and sat down, crossing your legs “Do you want an accessory as well Cerberus?”you asked him before creation three earrings, each sealing a part of his enormous power. He sat down next to you and purred as you patted his head.

  You were liking this new world, this new power, everything you had. It felt amazing, every demon in this world was under your control and command.But soon enough the gates of the hall opened up and your family entered.Upon seeing you, your mother gasped.

“Child...what has become of you?”tears streamed down her face

“Mother.”you smiled a her

“Y/N, we came to help you.” your father took one step forward, before Cerberus stood up and was ready to jump at him

“Shhh, relax.”you placed your hand on his head, calming him down “I don’t need to be helped. I like it here.”

“You leave me no other choice. Kenan.”

  As your father asked, he stepped in front, looking at you. Your body moved, standing up and looking down at him.

“Kenan, don’t forget who you are.” his body stiffened up “I am the mother of all dark creatures, you serve me!” as you released a bit of energy, he stepped closer 

“He is loyal Y/N, he won’t listen to you!”yelled out your brother 

“It has never been this way.”said your mother

“W-what do you mean by that?”Hyuk stuttered 

  Kenan stopped walking once he reached the top and turned around to look at your father and everyone else. As he positioned himself next to you, he spoke.

“I have never served you nor sir Hyuk. I am with you to take care of Her Majesty The Goddess ,until her awakening and be loyal to her mother.” he looked at your mom “You knew from the start my lady, I hope I did my job well.”he bowed

“Kenan, my dear Kenan.”she started talking “You did an amazing job. Her father and brother are the once to blame.”she hissed at them “Because of you two idiots, we lost her.”your mother looked down

“I did as you asked of me my Queen, I made it look like I liked these two.”Kenan bowed

“Silence!”you yelled out and the world shook “I don’t understand what you are talking about, but I must thank brother and father for this.”you stood up “I don’t know what you did to me, I don’t know how you were able to create so much pain, but thanks to that I was able to become this. Aren’t I right Cerberus?” he howled

“Did we really cause you so much pain, by taking you away from that wolf?”he asked looking up at you

“I don’t know of what wolf you are talking dear father, but you did indeed cause me a lot of pain.”you stepped down slowly “You see, my past self indeed wants to torture you for what you have done.”you looked at Hyuk “You as well brother. So, I will fulfill that wish.” upon snapping your fingers, shadows came out of the ground and picked both of them up, locking their hands, so they can’t run away

“Now, what to do?”you swung your hand and Cerberus appeared next to you “Would you like to do something my dear puppy?”you hugged him, running your hand through his fur “That is an amazing idea!”you pulled back

“Come to me my weapon!”in your extended right hand, appeared a scythe “What better item than the one created from the pure dark energy of death?”you walked closer to them “Don’t worry, I will bring you back to life shorty.”you lifted the scythe up about to swing, when you felt something.Your hand lowered itself “Someone is trying to enter the underworld with out permission.Come Cerberus!” wings grew on your back and you flew towards the gate of death, with your pup under you, running.

 The gate was indeed opened and there was a boy walking out from it. Cerberus stopped in front of him growling, yet the boy did the same thing. His eyes were glowing in a beautiful color, his teeth were shining as well.

“What brings you here boy?”you asked, still not showing yourself to him

“I am here to find someone and bring them back.”he said

“Once a soul enters this realm, they can’t leave. That is the law here.”you said, keeping Cerberus from attacking him

“She doesn’t belong here! I don’t care who you are, I am taking her with me!”the way his eyes were glowing was beautiful to you

“Why is this person here?”you asked him, curious to know

“She was brought here by her father and brother.”

“And why did they do that?”

“Because they wanted to keep her away from me.”you could feel how sad and at the same time determined he was  

“I am sorry, but you must leave or else! This world isn’t your domain, go back!What comes here, stays.”you swung your hand and Cerberus stood up, looking at the boy with blood thirst filled eyes

“It seems it’s you vs me dog!” he really jumped to attack 

  Even if he was strong, he couldn’t do anything against Cerberus.Yet the boy didn’t give up, he stood up no matter how many times he was hit, stabbed or scratched. Soon his milky white skin, became tainted with red and his hair ruffled up. His body was staring to give and he could feel it.

“Enough!”  you snapped your fingers and the shadows grabbed him. As you were landing, he didn’t stop moving around and yelling like crazy. He was slowly killing himself, as more blood dripped from the wounds.

“If you want to find this girl so much, then I will help you stay here. For eternity.”you lifted your scythe and walked over to him, as you were about to swing, you heard someone yelling.

“STOP!”

“Mo-ther...”turning your head towards the boy again, you saw his hand through your body.

“Y/N!”your mother yelled out and ran towards you

“Y/N...”the boy looked up at you, with a terrified look on his face

  You fell back on Cerberus’s back, relaxing into his fur. The blood coming out of your body was black, yet you wondered why you felt pain, why the wound hasn’t closed yet. You looked at the boy and reached out your hand, to kill him, but you felt light grab a hold of your arm. As your eyes widened, you realized and a small chuckle escaped your lips.

“So you were still alive?”it was your real self which stopped you. Your right eye’s iris had become white, even your eyelashes and your left eye became the same, but black “To think I was going to do something like this...to him”

 As the pain became stronger, Cerberus howled louder, not letting anyone come closer to you.

“He is protecting her.”said your mother

“Let us help.”said Kenan, but Cerberus hit him, sending his body flying

  The boy that came through the gate, stood up and started walking towards you.He had a very serious look in his eyes. Cerberus wanted to tear him up into pieces, but something in him knew that he shouldn’t. He stood down and let the boy step closer. Your mother followed, but once your father and brother tried, Cerberus growled at them, sending shadows to get rid of the pests.The boy pulled you in his arms, removing a strand of hair from your face.

  Your mother tried treating the wound as much as she could.

“I-I can’t seem to be able to close this...why?”she pulled back looking at you, the sound of Cerberus whining and whimpering echoed ,as his heart was breaking as well. You two were created by this world for each other, one can’t bear to live with the other.

  The boy leaned forward and placed a kiss on your lips, shocking your mother.Once he opened his eyes again, he found himself in a very dark place.In front of him stood a girl dressed in black.

“Y/N!”he ran to her, but she stepped back

“I know I look like her, but I am not exactly Y/N. I am a part of her, a part that was supposed to help her...yet I failed my only job.”she looked at the boy “You are her only hope now. Go, while she is still suppressing the dark powers.Go!”she pushed him and he started walking towards a sound... someone crying. 

  Soon enough he found a girl, sitting in the nothingness and crying...alone. He stepped closer, extending his arm.

“Y/N?”he asked and you turned your head to see who was calling

“No! Stay away from me!”you refused to see who he was, even if you tried

“Y/N it’s me!”he hugged you, but you started squirming and trying to escape his embrace 

“Let me go!”

“Y/N!”

  His voice echoed and you froze, with tears in your eyes. “It’s me Yoongi...” slowly turning around you saw him, your hands cupped his cheeks

“Y-Yoongi is this really y-you?”you hesitated at first

“It is me.”he placed kisses all over your face “I missed, so much.”

  Once you fully understood what was happening, you were shocked “H-how did you get here?This is the underworld...Yoongi, Yoongi!”

“Shhh, everything is ok.”he hugged you “I had to take measures into my own hands.”

“How did you get here?”you asked him, still nuzzled into his chest

“I had to stab myself with a silver knife three times to make sure I was dead.”

  You pulled back and noticed the holes in his shirt.”Why?” tears formed in your eyes, now it was his turn to cup your cheeks. Yoongi kissed the tears away and looked into your eyes “Because I love you idiot. Now let’s go home.” holding your hand, he pulled you out of the darkness you were in. Before exiting this world, you saw her again.

“You are free now.”she smiled, you walked over to her and hugged her body 

“Thank you.”pulling away you looked at her “I think you are more beautiful when you look like yourself.” your words shocked her, as her eyes widened 

“You were always special, even able to see the real me.”she placed a kiss on your forehead “This a present from me.” a smiled shined on her face

“Will I see you again?”you asked ,about to leave

“I will be always here.”she pointed at her heart “You just have to come and find me.”with a last wave ,her body changed into that of a goddess covered in white, she was indeed you guardian .Now you were free and the darkness in you was under control as it was supposed to from the start. Yoongi took you back to the human world and you explained everything to the boys. Your mother locked your father and brother away in the world you were in, so they could learn their lesson.

  The moment you entered the club you all liked going to, the vampires came back to fight.

“Look who is back.”said Aron with his friends “Back for more.I see the human is here too.”he grinned

  Every magical creature in the club gathered around to see the fight between werewolves and vampires, when you decided to play with them a bit.

“Did you forget what happened already?You really are old.”you laughed out

“Y/N is on fire!”said Jimin, before Jungkook laughed out

“Yoongi control your girl, or she will get it!”yelled out Aron and his friends hissed

“I don’t think I have to.”he smiled

  You walked closer to them and swung your hand, pulling Aron’s shirt with your scythe. “I would shut the fuck up if I were you.”you flashed them a smile with your white fangs “Don’t worry I won’t play with you. My puppy will. Come Cerberus!” 

  It’s her!                                      That weapon...it’s the death scythe

          The goddess of death                  She must be death

The goddess was here                       The guardian of the underworld gates!

                                       That dog, it’s Cerberus

  You were indeed famous now, with your awakened powers. Even through everything was so confusing, it was never this clear to you where you belonged...you belonged 

“In my embrace.”said Yoongi as you were cuddling on the couch

“Am I still the same to you?”you asked him

  Yoongi moved the part of your hair which was hiding your right eye. Soon your white lashes fluttered and your snow color iris looked at him. 

“No matter if black and evil...” he placed a kiss on your left eye “...or withe and good.”then a kiss on your right one “You will always be my girl. I will kill myself again to come and save you if I have to.”

“Don’t do that again, please.”you placed your hand onto his chest, where the wounds were “I don’t know what I would do if something happens to you.”

“The same goes for me princess.”he placed a kiss of your lips and his hand ran down your leg and over the mark you had, touching it. Pulling his hand up, you looked at Yoongi.

“Careful, don’t burn yourself. It gets pretty hot there.”you grinned at him

“I can make it hotter.” he kissed you and continued cuddling as his butterfly kisses made you giggle

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Au thoughts :))

Sylwanin and Tommy have a hot-cold relationship . Sometimes they argue just for the sake of arguing (both of them are usually calm. But hey, death changes even the best of us), and tsu'tey is usually either the mediator or he takes spider out to hunt and bond with him . They start to notice this, and sometimes argue just to have tsu'tey bond with spider (Tom is the one most around him, and sylwanin takes him out to forage and they make medicines together) .

When they sleep, spider sprawls on top of all of them, or he sleeps curled up on top of Tommy. When he gets nightmares he shakes hard enough that Tom wakes up and deliberately puts him in tsu'teys arms, where he calms down immediately. Sylwanin sleeps in the middle, tsu'tey faces the opening of the branches (they don't need a marui, they sleep at the top of the tree, there's a space that's covered by leaves and branches, but is hollow.), and Tom is kept to the most protected spaces, behind sylwanin, as he is quite literally the worst fighter. He's getting better tho.

Sometimes spider slips up and calls Tommy Jake, and Tommy can only giggle about it (he's so used to it, they're twins after all).

Tom in his avatar has a different hairstyle to Jake though, it's braided loosely, and spider almost wants to comb his locs out to match him.

All of them have nightmares, but spider and Tom have them the worst. Tom barely remembers being shot (stabbed(?)) but he sure feels it, and the trauma centers of his brain fire everytime he even thinks about looking at a bullet shaped object. Sylwanin and tsu'tey have had eywa's help and time to heal. It's like yesterday for Tom, and spider has barely had months out of rhe rda's clutches.

If they ever do have a bio kid, Tom's the one to carry it. I make the rules here.

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Sylwanin 🫡

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Morree au things

Sylwanin and tsu'tey mate first, obviously, and then it's Tommy and sylwanin, despite all their arguing, they're alike, lastly it's Tommy and tsu'tey, because even after months together he's still a bit wary of him.

Spider doesn't have a favorite parent, but he'll go to them for different things . For food, hunting, and defense stuff, it's tsu'tey. For healing, lessons, and general comfort, it's sylwanin. And for science stuff, stories, and help falling asleep, it's Tommy.

Tommy needs soo much help getting used to Pandora really, he can speak bits of na'vi, but before he fully learns it he has to rely on spider and the body language of the others. And he thinks that's kind of silly, so he takes some help books from the RDA library before they break out.

The first time Tommy is introduced to eywa is right before he wakes up, and he's not too sure if he believes in her, but there's a lot of evidence of her existence, so he just fucking. Sucks it up. When he learns of Jake and how he's been doing for the past 15 (he's actually in shock when he learns he's been dead for that long. Kinda xrazy) he's like. Well I'm sure as hell not letting that fucker show me up /playful.

Since no one but spider knows where the new camp is, and he's asleep for a lot of the ride (the rda did do the fucked up brain shit on him. Really fucked what they're doing to our kids) it's really a blind leading the blind situation until they get to the spirit tree. It's,, a strange thing for all of them. Tommy connects but disconnects minutes later, as only eywa was there to greet him, and she's pretty good at explaining stuff fast. Tommy screeches when he sees sylwanin and tsu'tey's bodies, as if it hadn't just happened to him too. And spider (when he wakes up) is a bit jealous, but Tommy, instead of letting him wallow in it, picks him up, and pushes his back to the tree, and spider connects for the first time. It's a rough and weak connection, but he sees flashes of his mom, and of eytukan, who is there despite sylwanin not adopting spider yet.

They find their hometree after leaving the spirit tree and it's a struggle for Tommy to climb at first, and sylwanin just stops ans sends a little prayer to eywa for him. Tsu'tey grabs him and climbs with him. They think he's kind of dumb but he's like. Pretty so they let it slide

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Unforch the sylwanin, Tommy, and tsu'tey adopt spider au is deep in my brain. Okay so, it starts with Tom sully being brought back as bait by the rda (in a na'vi body), and eywa is feeling silly (and the rda feeling assholish) and since the rda were also planning to develope more recoms, instead she places tsu'tey and sylwanin in those bodies, and they morph to look like those two.

Tom's already awake and learning by this point, and he's pretty fucking confused when those two come back (and himself), because he knew sylwanin was dead, but was pretty sure tsu'tey was still alive. And he vaugley knew he was dead (rda playing mindgames). It's fine tho. He gets over it (lie). Sylwanin and tsu'tey are pretty violent to everyone but Tom (similar boats) and the rda almost decides to kill them before deciding the leverage was better.

Uh, they also kidnap spider during this.

So now, our fuckedup trio has a son! They were already planning to escape before him, but now they've kicked it into hyperdrive. Sylwanin takes control of the plan, while Tom is more into the taking care of spider bit, even though he's not all thay good at it. They find spider a bit weird as he grew up on Pandora but hes human, however they love him anyways .

They escape, and tsu'tey kills quartich before fucking off into the woods. They find an abandoned home tree, kind of small but big enough for them to sleep in, and they kinds just. Stay there for a bit, foraging, hunting, and trying to find their way to highcamp . I haven't uh, got to a point where our trio (+ spider) meet up with the sullys . Too focused on family bonding and the slow process of learning to enjoy eachothers presence to rhe point of being mated

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Cold Phoenix |9|

Title: Cold Phoenix

Pairing: FBI BTS x Gang/mafia member (named) reader

Genre: Mission au, FBI au, Gang au

Warnings: Angst, manipulation, riddles (sorry), betrayal

Summary: Being born as the Taboo child between the good and the bad of this world, Zebah grew up believing she was just another one of the stolen. But just like the moon that needs the sun to shine, seven FBI agents enter her life with the promise of freedom. Before long Zebah realizes she is just another pawn in the game of Mafia vs. FBI. Will Zebah ever learn to trust the seven men that betrayed her to get what they wanted? Will she ever believe the truth behind her own birth? Or will Zebah fall alongside her family that lied to her from the start?

A/N: This story is told in the third person. Try to guess who the narrator is! Also this is my first time writing in this style. Please do tell me what you think. Should I keep to it or not?? The bold words are flashbacks of past scenes. The normal words are what the narrator tells

Part 8 

Smooth lips found her neck in an instant. The feeling is gentle compared to the tight hold they had on her. Something inside Zebah Began to bloom. She has never been touched like this. Sure she has kissed and done stuff but never like this. The men around her noticed her change in posture. She no longer fought back, instead, she melted at the first gentle touch. They knew it wouldn’t last long, so they had to use what little time they had to overpower her.

“I take it that those idiots in your so-called family have never taken the time to show you what pleasure really is. No need to worry little one, we’ll show you exactly what you are missing out here in the real world” T.A’s deep baritone rang in her ears. he knew it was a risk talking to her like that, but what fun is there in staying safe?

Zebah on the other hand had no control over her body. Her life long training left the moment those lips touched her. The mafia’s best rookie became defenseless at that moment. Zebah felt an emotion she has never once experienced in her life. Fear. That feeling alone was enough to break the spell they had her under.

Zebah swiftly manipulated her body in order to twist T.A’s arm behind his back as she landed a powerful kick to Moon’s abdomen. T.A let out a painful grunt gaining the attention of Moon and Zebah. Realizing what she’s about to do, Moon leaped forward in an attempt to stop her. Just as his arms grabbed Zebah’s waist to pull her away from his fellow member, a loud snap followed by a louder cry was hear.

T.A. dropped down clutching his arm for dear life as Moon pinned Zebah to the floor. Zebah managed to successfully dislocate T.A’s arm. Zebah swiftly swapped their position, making sure Moon hit his head for a second time that night. Just as she lifted her fist to deliver what would have been the final blow to a disorientated Moon, Zebah’s head snapped to the stairwell.

“I give you two one fucking job and I find you like this? This isn’t the time to find love, you idiots. Moon why the hell is there blood on the back of your head? And T.A, why for the love off all things bad are you crying on the floor? You know what never mind I decided I don’t want to know.” A.D said as he came into full view of the trio.

Causally A.D. made his way closer to the three. He had no intention of fighting, but Zebah didn’t know that. Just as Zebah was about to leap, strong arms grabbed her waist pulling her closer to Moon’s chest as another weight made itself known on her back as T.A. literally crawled onto her. Zebah was now pinned between the two injured men.

Wiggling around Zebah soon realized there was no escape. Sure, it was a bad idea to trap a feral animal, but the boys were running out of options. They hate to admit it, but they underestimated Zebah’s abilities. If she were to get loose they would probably be as good as dead. She’s like an animal on survival mode, she would do anything to get out.

Within a few short steps, A.D. was next to the trio and looking at Zebah. The fear in her eyes made him hesitate only for a second before whispering out a very soft ‘sorry’ as he injected her with Propofol*. His striking pink hair is the last thing she sees before her world turned black.

Now obviously I would not know what the hell happened after they injected her. And the only reason why I do know she was injected was because she told me. Maybe it was the underlying bond we shared but she trusted me with certain things. She felt like a failure, but even the most experienced fighter would find fighting three men challenging. This isn’t the movies. Real fights aren’t organized or planned out, predictable moves. They’re fast, messy, and very unfair.

But whatever happened after they took her we might never know, but she was different when she came back to the base. Different in the sense that she was more confused and had more questions than needed. This made her look suspicious, but being the idiots' Phoenix was, they never suspected a thing. Come to think of it, after Zebah came back she didn’t even try to hide the fact that she was digging in dangerous territory.

Huh, I never knew I was surrounded by idiots.

Part 10