#attorney what

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Attorney What and Val from my Christmas special for my Attorney What fanfic

[sage-nebula]

This is literally the funniest fucking thing Edgeworth has ever said

[lgbtlunaverse]

Obsessed with characters who portray themselves as worse than they are. Who are lying to everyone including themselves about it. People generally assume if someone's lying about themselves they're trying to look better but sometimes they're trying to look worse. They attribute agency to where they had none, add intent to accidents, try to convince everyone that this is something they did instead of something that happened to them.

[geezmarty]

things I drew while playing aa2. and by "things", ahah, well. let's just say. gumshoe

[akoichoi]

[thicc-mint-cookie]

Get jolly with it

[bug-s0da]

'ziska zaturday

[shitpostingkats]

Oh english is absolutely not his first language.

[okartichoke]

Turnabout Sisters

i- i saw the announcement and got possessed

(wordless below cut)

[sirgawainofgalifrey]

I've seen so many posts about aai being like "look Edgeworth's bluffing he learned so much from Phoenix!!" But Phoenix learned everything from Mia and Mia learned everything from Godot so I love the implication of Godot's entire legacy being "lie, be dramatic, and commit to the bit" which is exactly what he does every single second he's onscreen.

[coffee-scrub]

Mia would have some choice words on Phoenix’s taste in men

Bonus:

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Attorney What II and Rain 🙈✏️🍰🎀

Attorney What II

🙈 - They are from a similar mold to The Doctor due to (gestures at Time War) so they definitely cover up all their various traumas by bouncing around the universe. They don’t want to be the type of person who seems to be bogged down by anything. They’re here to have fun! They constantly tell themself this, while gripping the TARDIS console so tight their knuckles are white.

✏️ - nothing comes to mind but I looked at a bunch of night vale quotes and I think this does resonate with them "Look beyond the things you think you see. Take a glance in a world of perspectives. Turn your head just a touch to the left, and you may see; there is an entire universe in the corner of your eye."

🍰 - Attorney What loves red velvet cakes.

🎀 - I think there could be a good au where they are a benoit blanc type of character, eccentric detective and or a mechanic in the Star Wars universe. They would not be a Jedi even if they had Force sensitivity. Or a wizard or artificer in a dnd a setting.

Rain Hearse

🙈 - She doesn’t want to show people how scared she is all the time, especially The Doctor and her fellow companions when they rely on her to do things. She is happy to play the part of a modern day companion from contemporary Earth who isn’t too enamored with The Doctor. She is still very early on in this as far as published chapters go, she’ll figure out how to present herself.

✏️ - "The present tense of regret is indecision." (Slaps roof of Rain) this girl can fit so much regret inside her.

🍰 - chocolate chip cookie cake, it’s a huge cookie, what isnt there to love?

🎀 - I’ve had this idea with Theo Cahill from my TMA fic, that once I finish the TMA fic they’ll be bounced into another podcast universe. I don’t know if Rain has the same like thing that that works for Theo but not her. But I love isekai fics. I think Rain would slot in easily with the Night Vale world. She would not do well in Supernatural, she’d be the opening kill and or person Winchesters fail to save.

[starboundsingularities]

good lird they did not make a gimmick blog about a real life murder

#someone fucking DIED but whatever who gives a shit it's funny i guess

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🥚 eggvidenced Follow

honestly with how suspicious and confusing everything on the dl-6 case was i wouldn't be surprised if it came out that it was that prosecutor guy tbh

🌟 rockliker270 Follow

date posted: june 23, 2010

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⚖️ courtofpublicopinions Follow

🌟 rockliker270 Follow

ok hear me out. what abt winston payne though

🧊 just--ice Follow

okay now they're just making lawyers up

#also didn't mvk die or something?

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🔥 triedbyfire Follow

why the fuck are you people still posting about the gavinners as if theyre not copaganda. didn't the guitarist get convicted of murder

🎸 guiltiest-lovers837 Follow

so fucking tired of this "um um didn't daryan get convicted of murder" YEAH AND HE'S LITERALLY NOT IN THE FUCKING BAND ANYMORE. dipshit

🔥 triedbyfire Follow

are you gonna address the copaganda thing or

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🌻 attorneybout Follow

he's so. 😳

📂 trialanderror Follow

why is he defending

📂 trialanderror Follow

OP WHY IS HE DEFENDING???

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🦈 giantlakemonsters Follow

i just wanna hear about another gourdy sighting thats all

🥜 liberdeez Follow

op. i'm so sorry op. gourdy isn't real you have to let her go. they had a whole trial about it.

🔐 wrightorwrong Follow

hi!! so this isn't actually the case as while gourdy was briefly mentioned in a trial, said trial had nothing to do with whether or not gourdy was "real" per se as much as. well. murder, actually. while gourdy WAS found out to be an inflatable steel samurai this was not brought up in the case at all as the veracity of gourdy wasn't really as relevant as the fact that the witness was looking for gourdy rather than at the murder she claimed to have seen. plus this was also a relatively small part of a MUCH larger trial which for those interested not only solved the dl-6 case but ALSO marked the end of prosecutor von karma's ~40 year long record and the court records are really a fascinating read through!!

🦀 mad_libz_87 Follow

net 0 information post

#thanks again lawblr

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🍒 cherriescoola Follow

btw i was at the park the other day and klavier gavin (of gavinners fame) was there and obv there was a huge crowd but this guy was there with him and at some point he (the other guy) waved to the crowd and someone still screamed like it was klavier??? who was that guy ive never seen him before in my life

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🩸 has-dl6-been-solved-yet Follow

December 28, 2016

YES!!!

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🪙 tellerlikeitis Follow

guys help i'm a bank teller and this guy just introduced himself as robin banks what do i do

🔪 violencekilling Follow

you gotta let him rob you that's the law

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👻 ghostesswiththemostest Follow

look if i ever get convicted of murder im just hiring the lawyer with the coolest sounding name

💼 courtofwaw Follow

bestie if you already got convicted it is Too Late

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📋 lawandwhoreder Follow

guys i know it's real fun to think people just can predict whatever but if you look at the earliest reblogs of that post that "guessed" the true killer in the dl-6 case it was actually a post about how they didn't want to go to the store. clearly edited

#stg nobody bothers to factcheck anything anymore

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🐺 lawnewolf Follow

i am NOT homophobic or whatever the fuck you guys are saying now i just think its weird to write fanfiction about realass people?? go touch grass ffs

🌈 lawsbian Follow

the fun police (this guy) putting me in yaoi court but the lawyers (phoenix witrght and miles edgeworth) just keep trying to make out (real court is like this too btw)

🐺 lawnewolf Follow

YOU HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.

#look idc what your enemies to lovers fic bullshit says #they're straight. and more importantly REAL PEOPLE. #there's TENSION because they are in COURT and there are LIVES on the LINE. #not because they wanna fuck. god.

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🔮 inhighspirits Follow

why dont they just ask the spirit mediums to ask the victims who killed them this law shit is easy

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💞 lawveyourself Follow

seriously i cant believe they gave this guy a law degree

💞 lawveyourself Follow

what do you mean evidence fraud

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🎧 instrumentalillness Follow

fuck you *unguilties your love*

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🎀 copiicat Follow

perjury isnt illegal btw in fact if youre one of tge witnesses youre legally required to lie on the stand. thats why everyone does it. trust me

[callonpeevesie]

I'm onto something I'm telling you

[tizzymcwizzy]

if i think about them for too long i think i might actually commit a crime

[datcravat]

Ace Attorney Investigations Collection X Among Us Collaboration promotional artwork by Datcravat (me haha)