#attitude adjuster

[letswonderspirit]

[fawnhunter]

benjicot blackwood aka. mr attitude adjustment.

(a drabble about what benji is like when he reaches his limit with his pretty little wife.)

angry sex with benjicot. idk i just think he's the creator of the attitude adjustment. he married you because you were the love of his life, and also because when ever he showed his true brutish blackwood nature you would look at him with shining stars in your eyes. it also means that bcus he married a woman of fire and blood, he must also expect for her to argue like what she's made of. the argument between you two get hot, almost excitingly so. its almost like whatever you give to him he can give it right back to you ten fold. on some days its like his attitude is truly worse than yours. on the dl he loves the fact that you feel comfortable enough to really argue with him, to not back down submissively as he steps into ur space. He is truly lucky to not have married a "yes woman" who would gladly look him in his face and tell him when he was wrong. but sometimes.. instead of indulging in the arguing, he just wanted to fuck the attitude right out of you. [smutty below the cut]

god you were already so close to his face, on ur tippy toes, looking up and yelling at him like he wasn't as much of a lord like you were a princess. like he couldn't just bend you over the nearest flat surface and take you the way he wanted to. like he couldn't back you into the nearest wall with just his body pushing into you alone, pressing your body into the wall until to get the hint and start to pipe down and hear him out. or maybe he's feeling truly fed up with you, trying to stay calm in the face of his love for as long as he can before he's sweeping you off ur feet and up over his shoulder. continuing to argue while thrown over his shoulder bcus you know it'll just make it that much worse [better] for you.

walking through the halls of his family home, one he now has total control over, with his pretty little wife who just doesn't know when to stop. striding inside of your shared chambers and tossing on top of the bed, staring down at you with low eyes, the kind you see from him when you just know you're in trouble. slowly undoing the ties of his tunic while staring down at you, slapping ur hand away when you reach for ur own laces, as it starts to set in just how much trouble ur in.

now excuse me while i project for a moment but i think angry sex with him would maybe be the best dick of your life. I think any other time he would treat you like the treasure you are, fucking you tenderly but with passion. But now, when all he sees is red, his only goal is to make you fell so much pleasure you forget what upset you in the first place. his body is hot and pressed tight against yours, his warm breath huffing in ur ear and against ur neck. Lowly mummering taunts in ur ear as the tip of his cock slowly reaches places you rarely feel with him.

"where did your fight go my lady? what happened to the ferocious woman who was yelling in my face not but an hour ago? there's no way its the same woman who's under me now, about to be fucked full of my blackwood seed? could it?"

sigh... i need a little bit of hate sex in my life that would fix everything i think

hi!! requests are currently open for HOTD

[wolves-in-the-world]

the thing about eliot spencer as a character, right. the thing about him.

(and as always your mileage may vary on my analyses so if we disagree that's cool actually)

is that he is in fact a somewhat emotionally constipated idiot who is occasionally sensitive about his perceived masculinity and gets defensive about emotional intimacy around other men (largely hardison, who's much more comfortable expressing affection and embracing a softer kind of masculinity), but eliot displays enough emotional awareness and sensitivity and respect for women etc etc that anyone who's been subjected to that era of television will put on rose-tinted glasses without even looking twice.

(and he is, don't get me wrong, incredibly emotionally aware for a professionally punchy guy with enough trauma to sink the titanic. it still startles me to see.)

on top of which we have the layers and the accessories and the excellent hair with the secret braids and the way he barely has an ego and he's good with kids and protective of his team without taking it too far, and some of us never stood a fucking chance.

[on-a-lucky-tide]

Soap calls the act of fucking Ghost "ghostbusting" and you can't convince me otherwise.

[pasta-pardner]

spotify | john marston's revenge quest, set to music from 1960s spaghetti westerns.

Fun detail: the opening cutscene for Red Dead Revolver (2004) features an instrumental version of "His Name Is King". The lyrical version is oddly fitting for John, given that it's a song about seeking vengeance for a dead brother.

[artdcnaldson]

(https://www.tumblr.com/artdcnaldson/754864459441405952/have-a-new-fic-idea-based-around-being-art-and?source=share)

Oohhh, and you start to put on walls again, and ArTashi can't figure out what's going on, maybe just stress (I love them, but they can't always read what the other needs) while you try to separate and get comfortable with being just you again bc you're sure they'll fire you and tell you to be well and send you back to your poor little house

Exactlyyyy exactly!

You’re so caught up in your own insecurities about your position within the relationship and within the family that you don’t even recognize the ways they’re still trying to include you. Like Art has you tugged against his side while you’re watching a movie, or he’s holding your hand, but he looks at Patrick a few times and you take it as a personal slight. Tashi is so caught up in coaching Patrick that you lose a little bit of the time you have with her in the evenings, drinking wine and talking and just being together.

They bring Patrick into the bedroom and you look at him like a flea ridden dog. Has he been tested? (Yes) and that you don’t want to touch him (You don’t have to). But you have to watch them touch him, kiss him, lavish him with all the attention that used to be yours. Like one of the cuckoo birds that implant themselves in nests and steal all the nourishment from the real babies.

So maybe you start isolating, like you’re preparing yourself. You get distant with Tashi and Art, and that’s fine, they expect that you might just need some room to adjust. But then you start distancing from Lily, and she doesn’t know what’s going on, she just knows you’re not playing tea party or reading with her anymore and it’s upsetting.

And then there’s Patrick. Right next door, sharing a bathroom with you. Smarmy, self assured, teasing. He likes to crowd into your space, like he’s already trying to push you out. He’s an asshole, and you always leave the conversations pissed off and seething. He ruined everything, and he’s the one that gets them? What does he have that you don’t?

But you don’t know that’s just how Patrick flirts, that he likes to crawl under your skin, to make your blood run hot. Art and Tashi had trusted him when he said he’d “handle” you, that he’d win you over easy. He just didn’t expect that they’d chosen such an upright, prissy bitch for their third.

Tashi gives up on Patrick’s plan after Lily comes to her crying and asking why her nanny hates her and doesn’t want to be her friend anymore. She’ll just have to fix things herself, like she always does. God knows Art won’t be any help.

[ryatsdollface]

yeah my attitude might be a handful but so are my tits so i guess they equal each other out

[yaserk57]

Never over do emotions

Never over love

Never over expect

Never over depend

Never go all in

Never keep anyone above you

Becoming a good guy taught me exactly why I shouldn’t be a good guy

[skinnypaleangryperson]

I'm so glad there's barely a Bojack fandom on Tumblr or ever has been. I genuinely wouldn't survive at this point in my life. I can't stand the reddit and I know too much about how disgusting the creators were in their prime. On top of personal suffering it would just be insane.

[cuzikan]

The A-10 Warthog... spitting out 6000 Darwin Seeds a minute

[bonecarversbestie]

I wonder if there will be a lot of complaints about Azriel being character assassinated if (when) he acts like a prick about Elain and Lucien being together (despite that being very much in character for him).

He will likely always coddle Elain. And it will prob take an act of god for him to respect Lucien and their bond. Even if he is with someone else (Gwyn or otherwise) I don’t see him handling it well.

[alter-koker]

so cute when dulcie mentioned to eddie a couple times that they got 25mm of rain in under an hour and she was like does it look like i give a shit. and when she picks up her wife she's like did u know we got 25mm of rain in under an hour? and dulcie smiles

[platoapproved]

woke up feeling pretty low and displeased w/ the fic I’ve been working on and a little bummed not a lot of folks read the first chapter (I know it’s only been up a few days and it’s not done yet and a less popular ship in a huge fandom w lots to read etc etc) but!

i am not wallowing I’m channeling that feeling into commenting on fics I have had open in tabs for ages waiting to comment on.

If any of my followers have fics that you feel a little sad didn’t get more attention or that you’re just proud of and want to share you should send me a link!!! I will read them 💕

[nmnomad]

It's an instant attitude adjustment.

[yaserk57]

You know what makes a person special for you? LOVE.

Have you ever asked yourself what are you in love with? What is it that no other woman has it that you’ve seen in her? Are you the only provider protector she has? Are you the only one she seeks peace with? Are you the only one having her attention? Are you peaceful at work? Would you be happy to go home? Would you want your daughter to be like the mother? Are you the only man? Or are you in a crowd? Are you confident? Are you insecure? Are you always going to be at war? What are you in love with?

Seek someone who’s got equal amount of love loyalty and respect. Someone who’s meant to be a woman and acts like one.

Else? All of them got a vagina.

[bluespring864]

meddyyyyyyy