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[wallpuncherrr]

yall I think ive invented the best (worst) cocktail ever. I present to you,

the russian heart attack.

for when you need both alcohol and caffeine.

-2 parts black coffe

-1 part vodka

-2 parts monster energy rehab peach

ik it may sound disgusting but it was actually really good, those things went surprisingly well together. it also felt great due to the mix of caffeine and alcohol. ((highly not recommended for people who aren't caffeine addicts and don't have a really high tolerance for it))

[thesschesthair]

I'm too annoyed with tumblr to add a description.

[chalilie]

It is unreasonable that I miss you this much still, despite it all. 6am, still awake.

[rockfactsandmore]

hang in gm drunk and i hatemmm had a freestyle tfood idea for w atextpost

[theravenousgm]

A Rare Text Post Appears

So. About this blog...

Well, my original idea for it was a campaign diary of sorts for my Iron Gods Pathfinder campaign.

What it quickly devolved into instead was just a reblog tumblr with art and ideas I thought were cool and wanted to save for later, typically character/fantasy/monster/sci-fi stuff.

BUT. Our Pathfinder game has come to a close as a result of a pretty bad TPK (Protip: Players, don’t face off against a powerful wizard ghost when you know he still has all his high level spells and you’re almost out of resources and hp.)

In the aftermath, I’ve started a new campaign to see what this newfangled 5e all you kids are talking about is like, in addition to taking on some new players.  

For the blog, this mostly just means I’ll probably be making a few character posts to intro the new peeps and turning down the volume ever so slightly on the amount I reblog sci-fi stuff since this is a pretty classic fantasy setting. (It’s my homebrew world, Centras, with touches of Arthurian fantasy and society mixed with Greco-Roman myths, politics, and gods.)

That’s pretty much it for the most part, I’ll probably update the blog description and art over the next few days and try to get the character posts up by the end of this week. I’m super excited y’all, the new characters really surpassed my expectations with their backgrounds and have been getting along swimmingly with the rest of the group.

Stay hungry everyone.

[whoisnero0426]

You ain't gotta lie

You ain't gotta lie  You ain't gotta try so hard You don't have to flex to impress me  Be real and cool and maybe we'll vibe You ain't gotta lie all we have to do is chill out and vibe sit around smoke an L lay back listen to music I'm allergic to bullshit come at me with it I split like a banana I know that's random but I'm proving a point you don't have to lie to get in the joint You ain't gotta lie  You ain't gotta try so hard You don't have to flex to impress me  Be real and cool and maybe we'll vibe You ain't gotta lie mom's said there'll be days when you question everything in your head she said those were the days when you find out who's gonna be real and ride with you until you're dead life ain't all about chasing that cake and making bread we're all gonna be in the same grave six feet deep permanently asleep so you don't gotta flex like a young dude about to have sex You ain't gotta lie  You ain't gotta try so hard You don't have to flex to impress me  Be real and cool and maybe we'll vibe You ain't gotta lie I can't talk to a mattress I'd rather speak in a surreality to a canvas plant this seed in the soil of your mind  That all the loudest cans are the emptiest inside so that same logic applies to all of humankind

[wallpuncherrr]

my fav centricide trope is just. not saying authright's name like as if he was the fucking plague. ive already seen people refer to him as simply "this fucker" while the others had their proper names. i think this is very sexy and people should do it more often. turn him into "he who shall not be named" but make it an insult.

[chalilie]

it was dark

I went on a date with a nice lady last week, we met at night, the combination of it being dark and me being nervous and bad at eye contact meant I didn’t really get a good image of her face. Oh well she’s gone back to Scotland, probably never to be seen by me again.

[fleetstre3t-blog]

im a dick(maybe racist, idk).

just unfollowed someone cause they dont speak english, and it pisses me off cause idk wtf they're on abouttt.

[wallpuncherrr]

I keep on imagining jrumblr as like. 10 people max. whom I all know and follow.

so when I see fanart from blogs I haven't seen my brain does the windows blue screen error. like wdym there's more?? how do I not know every single individual participating in this little insane fan club?????

[wallpuncherrr]

MY CENTRICIDE FANART HAS BREACHED JRUMBLR. I REPEAT: WE HAVE A CONTAINMENT BREACH.

JRUMBLR AND JRUMBLR MUTUALS BRACE YOURSELVES

[wallpuncherrr]

I fucking love it when stuff spills from the little corner or jrumblr to greater tumblr and people go absolutely batshit insane over a image of two political ideologies making out passionately or smth along those lines without any context whatsoever

[wallpuncherrr]

🇫🇷DING DONG THE WICKED BITCH IS GONE🇫🇷 m*rine le pen (ultra far right candidate) got beaten in the french elections by macron (right winged current president) most of the french people had to choose the lesser evil (or "choisir entre la peste et le cholera" as they say) for those who don't know, le pen wanted to kick all the arabs and muslims out of france. yeah she's a fucking nazi. there's a lot more stuff she wanted to do (like leave the fucking EU for some reason), but just the fact that she wanted to fucking KICK THE MUSLIMS OUT OF FRANCE is enough to tell you that she's a fascist. macron isn't the best but at least he doesn't to that shit. also fun fact: this happened 5 years ago too. marcon vs le pen happened last election, he won. now she came back with vengeance.. and he won. fuck le pen and good night

[wallpuncherrr]

Sally Fisher from the hit indie game Sally Face listens to weezer. send post.

[wallpuncherrr]

centricide headcannon

ok so yall know how authleft canonically speaks russian, right? russians like the french a lot, especially pre ussr. russians even took a lot of french words for random things (stuff like the word "floor", étage in french, and the same in russian w slight modification due to the alphabet) in my head authleft speaks french, albeit with a small accent, but he speaks it well. and ancom asks him to teach quem some french. due to all of france's ties to anarchist movements and their history (paris commune, etc.) yes i have drawn several things about authleft trying his best to teach ancom french. i will draw more.

[wallpuncherrr]

guys i get Sweden is fucked up and everything, but are yall seriously trying to cancel a whole ass country???