#ate a great white shark

[burgercheese1812]

Your honour, he needs belly rubs :(

[sharkb01]

The first photo absolutely would scare the crap out of me but I also love it

Amazing photos by Jim Abernethy who vows to “Photograph Great White Sharks In (Hopefully) A Non-Scary Way”. 

I don’t know about you, but that first photo would scare the crap out of me

[fate-magical-girls]

The Varieties of Chinese Mermaids

In the modern day, most people will think of the pearl-crying Jiaoren. However JIAOREN IS NOT THE PERFECT EQUIVALENT OF THE MERMAID in pre-modern folklore.

Chinese mermaids come in multiple types. Most of them can be found in the Chronicle of the Mountains and the Seas (Shan Hai Jing/山海經). Others can be found in the In Search of the Supernatural (Sou Shen Ji/搜神記) or Extensive Records of the Taiping Era (Taiping Guangji/太平���記).

YUFU/MER-WIFE (魚婦): Zhuanxu was a god-emperor in legendary times, whose accomplishments included sending two of his sons to complete the separation of Heaven and Earth. When he died, fish ate his corpse, becoming half fish and half human women. They live in the Great Wilderness toward the west of China. They combine traits of humans, fish, and snakes. The Classic of Mountains and the Seas states: "There is a fish half-withered, it is Zhuanxu that died and then revived; when the winds blow northward, the sky whips up great geysers, snakes transform into fish, and those are mer-wives."

LINGYU/HILL FISH (陵魚，鯪魚): The Lingyu lived in the northern regions of China, either in the sea or mountain streams. They have human faces and limbs, but fish bodies. They are identified with Chinese giant salamanders or mud carp in the modern day. The Classic of Mountains and Seas states: "The nation of Guye is in the sea, among the Guye mountain range, surrounded by peaks to the southwest. There are great crabs are in the sea. There are Lingyu, which have human heads, feet, and hands, in the sea."

CHIRU/RED RU FISH (赤鱬): The Chiru lived in mountain in the south of China. It was red all over, had a human face, and its call sounded like that of a shelduck or mandarin duck. Eating its flesh protected people from contracting scabies. They are identified with sockeye salmon in the modern day. The Classic of Mountains and Seas states: "Three hundred miles more to the east, there is the mountain called Blue Hill...The Ying Waters emerge from here. Within are many Chiru; their forms are like fish, yet they have human faces, and their cries are like that of a shelduck. Those that eat its flesh will never have scabies."

DIREN/DI PEOPLE (氐人): The nation of the Di People was in the South of China. They were human from the waist up and fish from the waist down. They might have been a mythologization of the real Di People, who lived in western China, spread out from Shaanxi to Gansu. They joined the confederation of nomadic peoples who conquered Northern China during the Sixteen Kingdoms period. The Baima people of Gansu believe themselves to be descended from the ancient Di. The Classic of the Mountains and Seas states: "The nation of the Di People is west of the Jianmu Tree. Its inhabitants have human faces but fish bodies, with no feet."

HAI RENYU/SEA MERMAID (海人魚): The Sea Mermaid lives in the East China Sea. They tend to be around five to six shaku tall. (4'7"-5'6" or 1.4-1.68 meters.) Their upper bodies were that of humans, and they were all very beautiful. Their skins were white as jade, and their tails had no scales, but were covered in fine rainbow-colored hairs. Their hair grew long and wild like horse manes. Their private organs were much like that of humans, and they often sought humans or were sought by humans as mates in coastal communities, where they would live in a pool on their spouse's property. Sometimes they had red feelers or fins on their elbows and backs. Their bodies could not be penetrated by blades, but their fats could be harvested after death to form ever-burning candles. Han Dynasty texts state: "Merfolk have a human-like form longer than one shaku. They are not fit for consumption. Their skins are rougher than those of sharks, and cannot be penetrated by saws. They have little holes on their neck that they breathe through...Their fat is used to light lamps in royal tombs because the fire will never extinguish." Extensive Records of the Taiping Era states: "Sea Mermaids are found in the Eastern Sea. The largest ones are five or six shaku long. They are shaped like humans, with the brows and eyes, mouths and noses, hands and fingers, and heads of beautiful women, lacking in no feature. Their flesh is white as jade, and they have no scales, but thin, soft, and sleek hairs of five colors about one or two inches in length. Their private organs were no different from those of ordinary men and women. Widows and widowers from coastal communities often acquire them and raise them in pools. They mate the same way humans do, and never harm humans."

LOTING YUREN/LOTING FISH-MEN (盧亭魚人): Loting Fish-Men were found in the south of China, mostly around the Guangdong, Macau, and Hong Kong regions. They had humanoid limbs and humanoid faces with yellow hair and yellow eyes, but scaly bodies with fish tails. They lived mostly in the water, feeding on fish, but also built houses from mussel shells, and their favorite snack was chicken blood. They were a mythologization of the Tanka People, a southern Chinese pariah class who were once forced to live on their boats, as well as the Semang People. Ming Dynasty texts state: "The Jin Dynasty rebel Lu Ting was defeated and fled into the Guangdong region, where he lived a fugitive life on the water. After some generations, his descendants were unable to procure food or clothes, so they went about bare bodied and were called Loting. They would often sail out on the sea fishing for food, and they could all lie underwater for three or four days without dying, for they had already become fish." Qing Dynasty texts state: "Among the merfolk are the Loting Fish-Men, who are very numerous on Dayushan Island and the Wanshan Islands. Their adults are like humans, with male and female. Their hairs are dusky yellow and short and their eyes are also yellow, while their faces are black. Their tails are around an inch long. When they encounter humans they dive fearfully into the water. Often they would float along the waves, which would amaze people, who would they chase them. When a man who acquired one their females did the dirty with her, the fish-woman could not speak, only giggle. After a long while, she learned to wear clothes and eat grains. She was brought to Dayushan, where she went back to the water. These are the merfolk who do not harm men."

JIAOREN/SAMEBITO/SHARK-MEN (鮫人): Jiaoren are found in the South Seas. THEY ARE MER-SHARKS. THEY HAVE INKY BLACK BODIES, WILD HAIR, GLOWING GREEN EYES, AND SHARP TEETH. They are usually employed by dragon gods as weavers, capable of working tirelessly and spinning special waterproof silks. Their tears became pearls. They were first equated to Western mermaids by modern fantasy writers romanticizing the fact that they cried pearls.

WA WA YU/KIDDO FISH (娃娃魚): The Chinese Giant Salamander was often called a "mer-person" in the Ming and Qing dynasties, and described having a cry that resembled a baby's wail. To this day the colloquial name is still "Kiddo Fish".

[all-purpose-dish-soap]

Hey! I hope you’re doing well!! I read in one of your previous posts that things were a little hard right now. I hope they get better soon, if they haven’t already!

I wanted to ask about your TF141 mer au:

Do the shark mers like Soap, Price and Gaz go into tonic immobility if they get flipped upside down?

Cuz you mentioned they might beef with orcas from time to time, and that’s how orcas often kill great whites: they turn them upside down and hold them like that so they can’t fight back. This paper discusses the strategies used by killer whales to hunt great white sharks that have been observed in South Africa (TW: for pretty lengthy description of killer whales hunting sharks, as well as some slightly graphic descriptions of how the orcas ate the sharks). They also talk about strategies the sharks used to get away from the orcas being similar to how the sharks’ normal prey, seals and sea turtles, try to evade them! Which might mean the sharks are learning how to escape orcas based off how their prey escape them! And they hint in the conclusions that the hunting of sharks might even be a culturally transmitted thing from parent orcas to their calves! Which is insanely cool!! It’s a bit dry because it is a scientific paper, but definitely worth reading, if you’re interested!

But back to the point: If they do go into tonic immobility when flipped upside-down, how do they handle that in the case of dangerous creatures/divers doing that to them? I hope the guys are staying safe out there 😰

(Also, ps. Tonic immobility is theorized to be a sex thing, since sex underwater is hard. So I dunno if you wanna integrate that into your kinky headcannons about the shark mers :) )

yes, thank you!! wild. i have indeed been looking for ways to write in other types of mer, especially orcas. the problem is orcas are way, way overpowered in real life. even the ones that don't kill great whites for their livers are big enough to eviscerate anything that looks at them funny and smart enough to (as you mention) to develop these unique ways of hunting down prey. like… how do you introduce someone based on that without breaking the whole dang worldbuilding structure?

and the study, especially this bit--

In one case, a killer whale attempted to roll and invert a white shark into a position that would result in tonic immobility (Henningsen, 1994; Pyle et al., 1999) before biting into its abdomen just behind the pectoral fins.

so yeah. this particular group of orcas 1) noticed sharks are vulnerable to tonic immobility, and 2) weaponized that vulnerability to basically hypnotize, kill, and butcher them. and those orcas do so with this, like, insane technical precision. they know exactly where to tear into the great whites to reach their livers. iirc, they don't even eat the other parts of the shark--just the liver. all that murder just for a decadent lil treat <3

but yeah! tonic immobility. the idea of building that into a kink thing for the mer 141 is. hmm. phenomenal actually. people apparently speculate that tonic immobility puts a shark into a calm or rapturous/ecstatic (!) state of mind.

like…. cmon...... hypnosis kink.

imagine knowing how to drop any one of the 141 into subspace. you'd have a pod of horny monster men at your beck and call to bottom for you whenever you feel like it ;) shark sex isn't easy! there's teeth and claws and rutting and tail-winding and so much biting. if you knew how to turn any one of them into easygoing submissive mers instead of bitey aggressive doms, who would blame you for flipping that switch occasionally?? as long as you do with them what you want to do before that 15-minute window of tonic immobility trance time is up, of course, and they regain their senses. then all bets are off.

that would need to be a closely guarded secret indeed ( *︾▽︾)

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[w2soneshots]

Toddler -W2S

words: 0.7k+

warnings: none.

summary: you and Harry enjoy a holiday in Dubai with your toddler.

notes: Currently got major baby fever so here's some dad bog content🤭. Enjoy!💓

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y/username: living the dream☀️🌊 @wroetoshaw

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gkbarry_: you look incredible get in my bed

-> y/username: 🛏️🏃‍♀️

faithloisak: enjoy my lovelys🫶🏼

taliamar: cutest family ever!🥹💗

y/nfanpage21: I love this sm

user2104853: the third photo is adorable🩵

Over a year and a half ago me and Harry welcomed our little boy into the world. So far it's been incredible and I've enjoyed every minute of being his mum, even through the tough parts his little smile would make the hardships completely disappear in an instant. Harry is also an amazing dad, it's like he was born for the role. A few months ago Harry surprised me with a week long trip to Dubai, and what is our first holiday as a family of three. I was extremely excited and almost immediately called Faith to get advice on what I should pack for Ollie, which is what we ended up naming him.

We arrived two days ago and are already having the best time. Yesterday we spent all day at the beach then went for a nice dinner, in which Ollie slept in his buggy the entire time. Today we're going to the Dubai aquarium, getting some lunch and going shopping. I woke up to the sound of giggling, I pried myself from Harry's grasp and reached forward to grab the smiling baby from his travel cot. I placed him between me and Harry in the bed then drifted back off to sleep. I woke up an hour later, reached over to the nightstand and grabbed my phone to see a message from Harry saying he'd gone out to grab some breakfast from downstairs. I got up and took a picture of Ollie surrounded by the white fluffy bed sheets.

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I quickly got dressed while Ollie slept and Harry soon came back with breakfast. When we were all ready we left the hotel to head to the aquarium. We rented a car the first day we arrived, since Ollie has to sit in a car seat plus we'll be spending much less on Ubers. I drove (since Harry despises driving) and we were soon parked outside.

Harry pulled the exited toddler from his seat, and we headed inside. Ollie seemed to be absolutely mesmerised by the sea creatures (especially the 'big scary sharks'). When we'd walked around the entire aquarium we left to go get some lunch since we were all hungry and Ollie was getting quite restless and in desperate need of a nap. We went back to the car to grab the buggy from the boot then walked to one of the nearby restaurants.

We sat down to eat our lunch as Ollie soundly slept. As me and Harry finished up our food Ollie woke up, now full of energy and hungry. We'd ordered him some plain chips so he ate them along with some fresh fruit. Which they seem to have lots of here, probably because of the hot weather.

Then we paid and made our way to Dubai mall, which thankfully has air conditioning. I happily looked through some shops while Harry followed me with the buggy. "Almost done?" Harry asked, very clearly bored. I turned around and shook my head jokingly "almost." I said with a smile. "M- mummy?" Ollie babbled. "Yes baby?" I replied squatting down in front of him. "I wanna go- the pool." He smiled. Harry chuckled and I glanced up at him "ok, let's go." I said and a look of pure excitement spread across his face.

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y/username: my toddlers new fixation: sharks😂🤍

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tobjizzle: looks like so much fun! Hope you're having a great time guys❤️

-> y/username: we are ty uncle jizzle💞

faithloisak: so stinking cute🥺

y/nfanpage21: the mum fits are👌🏼

user50172932: those burgers omfg

When we arrived back at the hotel we got straight into our swimming costumes and headed down to the pool. We found some deck chairs and put our things down, then (after smothering Ollie in suncream) all three of us got into the pool.

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Later... "I'm so lucky." Harry whispered, as we lay in bed and Ollie lightly snored in his cot. I smiled "you're so cute." He pulled me into a sweet kiss "I mean it, I'm so lucky to have you and Ol, I love you both so much." "And we’re so lucky to have you Haz."

[twistedroseytoesy]

Heyy! i can't seem to find a rules page and I don't know if your requests are open or not but if they are I would like to request a megalodon!reader x octavinells

If your reqs are closed please ignore this

Have a good day (^°^)/

Thank you for inspiring me to make a rules page! Also ask box is always open, Might take me a while to post the story to asks. But it’s always open annd they will get done unless I say otherwise! Thank you for the request!

Description

the most deadly and historically known terror of the sea other than the Kraken. Thought to be extinct. Until you came along. From another world where merfolk exist along with more ancient forms of sea life. Your mer form is a startling 47 feet long, rendering you the size of a whale. Many who saw your mer form believed you to be a whale, until they saw your many rows of gigantic sharp teeth. Your jaws are a bit larger than normal and you have a scary bite force, able to bite through steel if you really tried.

Your human form is an intimidating 8 ft tall. With a shark toosh smile similar to the tweel's smiles, you just have multiple rows of teeth. a rather prominent jaw to house your impressive bite and larger strong limbs to show that you are an apex predator. Anyone who tried to mess with you would come beaten and bruised, maybe a broken bone and a bite mark if they truly pissed you off.

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Azul: Honestly thought you weren't that smart due to how you acted more like a cliche jock. Tried to trick you into working for him as a bouncer and waiter due to your impressive size and strength keeping many in line. Unfortunately for him, you knew of his shady dealings and gave him a piece of your mind. Over time he started to work his way into being a friend of yours. He was also the only one more than happy to serve you so much food, you ate a horrifying amount that would make most buffets struggle after you left. asks to have some of your teeth if you shed/lose any so he can sell them, gives you 40% of the profit. Congratulates you on being a part of Mostro lounge's first official merch, the megalodon tooth necklace!

When he first encountered your mer form he nearly inked himself at your huge size! You're the size of a whale with the abilities and cunningness of a great white shark! you teased him a bit at how bite-sized he and the twins are compared to you, but you've grown soft for them so they can stay around.

Overall he's fairly scared of you for good reason. Eventually gets you to work for mostro lounge as a bouncer and a merch supplier in return for you getting large meals that would make any competitive eater gawk in awe.

Jade: Finds you so fascinating and asks many questions of what other animals are common in your world but extinct in this one. At first, he is rather annoying to you, like a dolphin that wouldn't leave you alone. Of course over time he is able to find and connect with you over interests in the world above the sea. Despite your large size, you enjoy the hikes through the mountains with him and the trivia he shares. You enjoy the texture of wood and like biting large branches in half for the fun of it.

When he first encountered your mer form he was in awe. Carefully circling you and feeling every part you allowed him to. the way he liked to cling to the underside of your right fin reminded you of the large remoras that liked to accompany you back home. you humar his questions and if he tried to vagly threaten you or annoys you enough with questions you easily fling him out of the water.

Overall, he is interested in you and your powerful jaws' abilities. Collects your teeth after experiments for the lounge and tries to find something for you to safely chew on other than old tree branches. asks too many questions for your liking but oh well.

Floyd: Called you "Sharkie" at first because you acted like a big tough shark he knew once. Likes to climb you due to your large stature. laughs when you throw him off. Also likes it when you chase him because he tried to bite you. You're so much fun to play and mess around with! once he is told what you are he calls you either "megalodon" or "mega shark".

When he first saw your merform was one of the few times he was entirely still around you. There are very few things that are larger than him and jade other than some whales and they are harmless compared to you now. When you smirk at him he zooms around you. Asking excitedly if you were a megalodon. you say yes with pride and he immediately tries to steal a tooth. able to get one just before you try to bite him in half. initiates lots of chasing games, usually, you chasing after him. Over time you find it rather fun, sometimes catching him gently in your jaws. Azul fainted one time when he witness you doing this. Jade looked about ready to murder before floyd happily wiggled out from between your jaws.

Overall, you're super fun to play with and he loves the danger adrenaline high you give him when you chase him in either form. also tried to do a biting competition but stoped when he chipped a tooth.

[renguro-main]

So, Dave the Diver is a fun game where you are a guy named Dave who catches fish for a sushi restaurant and explores the ocean and nothing weird happens.

That being said.

There are so many other things I could have mentioned to be options for this poll. Not an ad, I just ADORE this insane little game. My top game of 2023 so far for sure.

(https://store.steampowered.com/app/1868140/DAVE_THE_DIVER/)

[whatitshouldvebeen]

Johnny Slaughter x Reader

MINORS DNI

Johnny made you swear to be his alone, but he's never been faithful. After two months of neglecting your needs, you confront him.

Cut down to just the smut, read the full post here or on my ao3

Contains: abuse, angst, blood, degradation, humiliation, knifeplay, mentions of self-harm, implied cannibalism, jealousy, fingering, hate-fucking, and breeding

You remained on the couch until the door to the basement clanged open. Johnny had been down there for a while with his third victim this month, and by this point, your jealousy had you seeing red. You stood up from the couch and turned to face Johnny in the narrow hallway by the stairs. He wiped his blade off on his bloody shirt and locked eyes with you.

"We need to talk."

"Yeah, you haven't been pullin' nearly as many people as I have. Losin' your touch, sugar?" He taunted, leaning against the staircase and toying with his knife.

You put your hands on your hips. "Some months I got more than you did!"

"Yeah, like that month you brought in those slimy truckers. I couldn't even stomach their rancid, fatty meat." He spat in the corner by the door. "But it figures. You have lower standards than I do."

"'Cause I'm not sleeping with them!" You yelled, your fists trembling at your side.

Johnny's smile grew so wide it reminded you of a great white shark.

"Jealous?" He purred.

Your face heated, and you sputtered. "No, I fucking hate your guts, you piece of shit! Why would I be jealous?"

He pushed off the staircase and approached you slowly, a dangerous sway to his step.

"Needin' some attention? Has mean ole Johnny been denying you?" His tone was sickeningly sweet as he stopped in front of you, making your rage feel small and insignificant in his overwhelming presence.

It was true. When you were first brought home, Johnny had fucked you and only you daily for two straight months. He was the only thing you ever looked forward to in this hellhole, but in the last few months, Johnny had been using you less and less.

And you couldn't deny the anger that swirled in your gut whenever he brought a girl home. You knew how he was; you remembered how he'd hooked you that first night, and some of those girls he brought home had that same cock-drunk look in their eyes, some even willingly descending into the basement before realizing their fate.

It ate you up inside. Johnny had sworn you to him, but he took whoever he pleased, and the jealousy was making you more irritable than usual. You probably would have brought at least two men home this past month if it weren't for your overly-aggressive demeanor scaring them off.

But you couldn't help yourself. When you got horny, you were straightforward about it. Johnny had gotten you used to being with him, and without him to satisfy your urges, you were becoming more unhinged.

So now that Johnny was inches from you, admitting he was neglecting your needs with that cocky grin on his face, you couldn't believe the surge of desire that coursed through you. You hated how your body reacted, despised the urge to close the gap between your bodies, and grab him by his slicked-back hair, mashing your lips onto his. Damn it.

Johnny leaned even closer, whispering against your ear. "I can smell your cunt, you little slut."

Your face flushed deep red, and you pushed Johnny away as hard as you could. He took two staggered steps back, which gave you an odd sense of satisfaction.

That was until his predatory eyes narrowed, sending a shiver down your spine. He closed the distance between you two in one stride and crashed his lips against yours. You stumbled against the wall, cracking the drywall under the force of his kiss. Johnny couldn't care less.

His hands found your shorts, practically tearing them off your body to plunge his thick fingers into your needy core. You gasped and blushed harder as you heard the sound of your wetness squelching around his digits.

"You fucking brat," he growled low in his throat, biting your lip. You whimpered in response as he withdrew from you, bringing his fingers to your lips. You parted them, sucking yourself off him greedily, your eyelids fluttering shut.

When he removed his fingers, he harshly grabbed your chin, forcing you to meet his eyes. "You've been a real bitch lately. Are you in heat or something?" He asked mockingly.

"Shut up, Johnny," you panted.

He ignored you entirely, turning your chin from side to side. "You need fucked, don't cha?" A slow grin formed on his handsome face. "Beg me for it."

Blood flooded to your core at his words, but you tore your chin from his grip. The words 'I'd rather die' welled up in your throat, but you realized Johnny might take you up on that offer, so instead, you glared at him.

"I'm waiting, darlin'," he drawled.

Your eyes unwillingly traversed his body, and you thought about how good that muscular form under his bloodied clothes felt against you. The thirst was truly getting to you, and he looked like a tall glass of red-tinted water.

Shame flooded you, and you squeezed your eyes shut. "Please, Johnny," you mumbled.

"What's that, doll? Please, what?" He asked, looking entirely too satisfied with himself.

You gave him a spiteful look, hoping that your hate might set him on fire. "Please, fuck me," you said through gritted teeth.

"Ahh, there's my little kitten. You'll need to do something for me first, though," he said.

"Oh, come on!" You spat. "What could you need from me that you don't already get from your sluts? I'm the one who isn't getting any!"

Johnny couldn't have looked more pleased. "Jealous AND possessive. How pathetic."

Your anger grew white-hot, and you slapped him. Hard.

The instant your hand made contact with his chiseled jaw, you knew you'd made a grave mistake. His eyes narrowed to slits, and he slammed you against the wall by the throat. You felt his blade against your collarbone, digging in, rivulets of blood rapidly staining your shirt.

"I'm sorry!" You squeaked out from between already-bruised lips, memories of the first time you'd begged for your life flooding your senses. He tightened his grip.

"Remember who you owe your life to, dollface," he snarled, pressing the knife deeper. "I like that bitchy mouth of yours, but if you ever try to hit me again, I'll end you. Understand?"

You nodded as tears ran down your cheeks, unable to muster more than the tiniest of breaths. Yet, even as your life balanced on a knife's edge, your desire dripped down your thighs.

Johnny loved a fight, but when he fought, he always had to win. In Johnny's mind, the only true victory was taking his opponent's life. His demand meant he didn't want to kill you, you realized. He was holding himself back because... some part of him wanted you around.

Johnny's eyes moved from yours to your cheeks where tears formed salty streams that raced down to your chin, slipping down your neck and pooling against his grip.

You always knew Johnny loved tears; be they from fear or ecstasy. As light began to prick at the corners of your vision, you wondered if you'd pushed him too far.

All at once, he released you, and you fell to your knees, choking on air.

"Suck my fucking cock," he commanded. He gave you next to no time to recover before his thick length was in your face, stiff and upward-curved. 

Your throat was already aching, and you could barely breathe, but you complied, taking his flushed tip into your warm mouth. 

His cock was salty and musky, and your envy flared. Johnny was never yours, was never going to be yours, but you had grown to crave him, and the fact you were likely tasting another woman on his cock made you livid. 

There was no woman in the world who wanted to please him more than you did, and you were going to show him that he needed you at least half as badly as you needed him. 

You poured all your hate, anger, and devotion to him into sucking his cock. Johnny was a narcissist through and through, and for some fucking reason, you reveled in it. The higher you put him, the higher he brought you with him, and the harder you fell when he spurned you. 

Tears continued to pour down your cheeks as you forced yourself to deep-throat all of him. He let out a delicious groan. "Fuck yeah baby, take it!"

You gagged and sputtered, saliva gushing from your lips when he grabbed the sides of your head and pulled you as far as you possibly could go. He held you there, choking on spit and pre-cum, until you couldn't take it anymore and pushed off his muscular thighs, stumbling backward onto your ass.

Johnny took this as an open invitation. He knelt down in front of you and grabbed your knees, pushing them apart and slotting himself between them. 

"You need this cock, don't you?" He said, using one hand to tease your clit with the slick head. 

"I need it," you respond, your voice raspy.

Johnny grinned wickedly before he plunged into you, making your back arch off the floor and your legs tremble. 

"Knew you were too proud to ask me on your own," he said as he gripped your hair and thrust so deeply into you that you saw stars, "so I wanted to see how long you could hold out. After all, it ain't like I wasn't getting any."

Jealousy bubbled up yet again from your core, and turned those stars in your eyes green. You needed him to know those sluts had nothing on you. They weren't form-fitted to his cock, they weren't so rabidly in… 

Your mind drew a blank. In love?

No! You hate Johnny. He's your captor.  Your judge, jury, and executioner. 

You love him?

You really were pathetic. Tears bloomed in your eyes again, and as Johnny sunk his teeth into your already-bleeding collarbone, you sobbed out loud.

He ground his hips against yours, his cock completely filling you. "There's my girl," he rumbled against your bloody skin. You practically melted. His girl. His. But he wasn't yours. Even though the two of you were clearly sexually compatible, and you couldn't do much more in his personal life for him than you already were, he still remained out of reach.

Then, it hit you. 

"Cum inside me, Johnny," you begged.

His harsh thrusts slowed. "What?" He pulled back and looked down at your tear-swollen eyes gazing back up at him so desperately. "You're joking."

You shook your head.

"Then you're a fucking idiot," he muttered, returning his attention to your neck and rocking his hips so that you felt him at every angle. 

"No, I'm not!" You protested, and you felt his smirk against your neck before he gripped your hips and pulled you closer. 

"You are, but I'll humor you. Why?" 

He wasn't moving, he was just holding you impossibly close, planting small, bruising bites up and down your neck. You felt every inch of him viscerally, and lust clouded your mind as you struggled to articulate your thoughts. 

"I- I want-" you moaned, writhing in his grasp. 

"Speak up, sugar," he chided, digging his fingernails into your hips.

Fuck. Your vision was spinning, and you let your head fall back and hit the hardwood floor. Johnny didn't allow you to rest long; he took one powerful hand and gripped the back of your hair, pulling you to face him. 

"I already know, so why don't ya just admit it?" He whispered, his lips inches from yours. 

Your eyelids fluttered shut, and you squeezed your thighs around his hips. "I want your baby, alright?" You admitted, humiliation mixing ice with the fire in your core. 

"Honey, there've been more women than you who've wanted that. What makes you think you're so special?"

Shame and desire in equal measure painted your cheeks, but you finally knew what to say. 

"I'm the only one you kept." 

He hummed against your pulse point. "You already kinda act like a mama; cleaning the house and makin' my favorites for dinner." Johnny's lips, which had traced a path along your neck, paused for a moment. He lifted his head slightly, his dark eyes locking onto yours with an intensity that made your heart race. "But I thought you hated me."

"Hate you so much it reached the end and flipped to the other side, I guess," you conceded.

Johnny rewarded you by slowly resuming his thrusts, giving you the cock you craved so primally. "I hate you too, baby. I hate how every damn thing you do drives me crazy, how you make me lose control then force me to keep you safe from me." 

He leaned close, fire burning in his gaze. "I hate that I can't kill you 'cause I can't imagine my life without you in it." 

In that moment, as your lips met again, it was a collision of contradictions—the fierce passion that had grown in the midst of hate and chaos.

Johnny was on a mission now, and you felt it in every fiber of your being. He sat up on his knees and pulled you into his lap without breaking the kiss, pistoning his cock so deeply you felt the head bruising your cervix. 

But you didn't care, you reveled in the pain. Johnny was claiming you, finally. All those women, and none had him like this—breeding them like the bitch in heat that you were. You moaned so loud Johnny broke the kiss with a cruel laugh. 

"You hopeless little slut," he chided as he moved one hand to your back and bent toward your chest. He licked at the still fresh blood before reaching your nipple, rolling it between his teeth and sending shockwaves through you. 

You gripped his shoulders and rode him harder. A low groan escaped his lips, and you felt his length somehow become even more hard before a warmth spread through your core as his cum shot deep inside you. The sensation was too much to bear and you came as well, holding onto him for dear life as you rode out your orgasms together. 

When he was done, he laid you back down on the floor and stood, leaning against the wall and gazing down at you, the girl he'd chosen to claim entirely. 

You laid spread-eagle on the floor, your chest caked in blood, wanting to meet his eyes but unable to move as his precious cum seeped from your abused pussy. 

"Get used to this," Johnny said, as he grabbed a cigarette from his pants pocket and lit up, "you want my baby, you're gonna get it."

[duchess-of-oldtown]

House of the Dragon Season 2, Episode 1 Thoughts

Just clarifying, these are my own thoughts, you don't like them, don't bother telling me so. Also, I'm not a book purist, I like adaptions taking putting their own spin on things - if it makes sense to do so. So, here were my thoughts. Obvs, this post is dark and full of spoilers.

I loved the opening, the whole callback to the White Walkers which cements the true arc of ASOIAF (and feels a fuck you to s8)

THEY CALLED VHAGAR THAT HOARY OLD BITCH, ONE OF MY FAVOURITE BOOK QUOTES

Rhaenys ate, she fucking ate, that's it girl you remind Daemon of your daughter and his place (you know that Daemon loved that shit)

And Daemon? The whole mother vs the Queen speech? What do you think YOUR mother would have done? Alyssa Targaryen would have done exactly the same if it were you torn apart and you goddamn know it.

Yes, Corlys mourning Luke. Everyone mourning Luke 😭😭😭

Alyn of Hull, slay.

Am I the only one who kinda thinks that the Hightower Sigil looks a little clip-arty? It's just not it 😬

I really wish they made the scorpions look better. I just always thought that the weapons would be more advanced because they actually know dragons.

Aegon and Helaena, you can sort of see that Aegon does care about her but he just doesn't know what to do with her.

Alicent ALICENT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. GET THAT MAN AWAY FROM THERE

Also Criston? Giving head? Yeah, I'd think the sharks are real before I believed that.

Where was the build up to... That?

I actually fucking shuddered. SHUDDERED.

Tyland don't fucking annoy that little boy.

Terms? You killed her little boy and you sent terms?

Yes, Aegon you humiliate that Lannister bitch.

Why is Jaehaerys so sweet? 😭😭😭😭

Dalton Greyjoy mention!!

Mine are Bigger - Actual Aegon II energy

Why is Aemond sitting there like 🥺🥺🥺? You fucked up my guy.

Emma is heartbreaking.

Syrax never grew? Why she so tiny?

Arrax was so beautiful.

The actual stab of grief I got watching Rhaenyra on the beach. That was her baby. That was her little boy.

Aegon the Magnamious?

Aegon being nice on the throne? Being kind to the shepherd?

Your goats? No, sheep even better. 🙂 Aegon, I am meant to hate you.

Otto get fucked, Aegon was doing his best.

Hugh? Hugh Hammer? Girl,get the fuck out of here, asking for money and shit.

I can see a lot of ppl going to whine about them humanising Aegon but it's necessary? Complex characters and our relationships with them is GRRM's greatest skill.

Larys get away from that boy.

This is a green heavy episode. I know why but still, give us some Joffrey maybe? Some House Baratheon shitting themselves? The Great Houses getting the news and going oh fuck?

Daemon is lowkey right, Mysaria did help place Aegon on the throne but she is also right, he's only that angry with her because nobody else around.

Matt's acting is top tier because you can really see the grief, the anger and the insecurity when he's snarking.

Rhaenyra's return. Her silence, it's fucking gold.

Jace and Rhaenyra 😭😭😭😭 His lil voice. 😭😭😭

Where was Jeyne Arryn? Why no Jeyne??

The funeral 😭 lil Joffrey is too lil. Jace holding him *raptor screams*

Alicent, the fit ate but what good are prayers? Go smack that son of yours.

Somebody hug Rhaenyra. Right now. Rhaenys? Elinda? Baela? Rhaena? Hold that woman.

The CRIME HOODIE is back.

I still hate the gold cloaks' cloaks. They look like piss rags. Does nobody on the staff know what gold is? Look at Sunfyre.

The actual book quotes 🙂🙂🙂🙂

The War of Quills and Ravens, yes, yes

Aemond don't sit with Ser Incelot, he hast done thy mother

Y'know what, Aemond is a lil right, he's getting the blame for starting the war but Alicent and Otto literally laid the foundations?

Why is Criston standing for Otto? He's not a member of the royal family.

Aemond, sitting in that chair is very Daemon of you

Otto, showing off his slutty lil wrist, your pour yourself a lil drinky girl

Blood and Cheese have a lil dog with them. Please don't let anything happen to the dog.

There's something always so eerie about all those tunnels under the Red Keep. It absolutely terrifies me.

Aegon and his buddies sitting on the throne gives off fuck boi vibes and the Strong joke was actually pretty funny.

That Viserys statue is not it.

Why is Blood so fucking massive?

Cheese, did you just fucking kick that dog? I will kill what you love you absolutely bastard.

Oh, those locks. The world building, oh the worldBuilding

The atmosphere is very well captured. The music is on point.

I love the detailing of the interiors of the Red Keep, it's so much better than the OG series.

Oh Helaena.

Helaena, my love. Why Helaena, why her.

Why didn't they just check themselves?

How the fuck did the writers make Blood and Cheese that lack lustre? How the actual fuck do you fumble that?

Alicent, my fucking eyes, MY FUCKING EYES

I'm giving this a 7.5/10. Everyone else was great but HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BLOOD AND CHEESE? HOW? HOW? I DEMAND A TRIAL BY COMBAT

Also I must say, the Biblically accurate Hand of the King chain in the trailer is very good.

[moonlight-tmd]

Mermay blitzbee headcanons or story please?

Oh gee, you folks are really into these mermay stuff, huh?

Unfortunatelly I don't have much to offer since I was never interested but I'll try-

Somehow these big sea monsters ended up together in Detroit- I suppose they adapted to be in both sweet and salt water so yeh. One day a little girl is hanging out with her dad at the shore and she runs off and tadah, she meets a funky lemon shark!Bee. Then the rest; orca!Optimus, puffer fish!Ratchet, marilin fish!Prowl and sea turtle!Bulkhead.

Then there's others- the mean ones; great white shark!Megatron, anglerfish!Lugnut, hammerhead shark!Shockwave, mimich octopus!Soundwave catfish!Blackarachnia and finally... flying fish/tiger shark!Blitzwing- an odd combo thought of as ugly but sturdy.

I think the two would separate and occupy the two nearest bodies of water- Autobot tribe is occupying Lake Erie while the Decepticon Tribe inhabits lake Huron.

The two tribes generally try to stay out of each other's ways with with a limited supply of fish it's rather hard not to stay out of conflicts- the con tribe has begun to be aggressive to the bots and certain boats that hunt the remaining fish in the water. That being said the bot tribe is actively trying to keep the cons busy so they both don't get discovered.

One day when Bee was looking around the bridge and the shores for fun human stuff that might have fell in he saw a shadow lurking behind some rocks- upon closer look it was Blitzwing, who literally jumped him in attempt to eat him. Of course Bee was swift to dodge. He started talking/bantering and it was revealed that the odd fish mix was left to starve because the other tribe members thought he was fat enough to get by on lower amount of food. Bee decided to take Blitz for a meal- ever since they met Sari the kid has been bringing them shockingly huge amounts of food at the docks. The feeder was there still and it wasn't much issue getting it open- Blitz ate the whole supply. He thanked the little shark and apologised for trying to eat him and swam off. From then on every other day Blitz would sneak into autobot waters and look for Bee to take him to the feeder.

Over time they started to take liking to one another- one may even spot signs of courting happening if they looked closely. Truth be told, Bee was interested in Blitzwing ever since he saw him- he was a sucked for all the odd and unique things and Blitzwing was all that, although the fact he was trying to eat few of the bots on multiple occasions was a bit alarming. Blitzwing on the other- fin? has been charmed by the tiny yellow sharkie- the curiosity, fun nature and hte kindness he offered made him Blitz's favorite mer soon. The two would meet up outside of the feeding times too, the small Lake St Clair and the rivers that connected it made a great place to hang out without being spotted by either tribe.

It was all going fine until the con tribe noticed Blitz has been putting on weight despite not eating- and it was not starvation swelling. They decided to spy on him and found out he was getting stuffed with the help of the teensy weensy lemon shark. Autobots had ways to get food so of course they invaded into their waters and tried to get it for themselves. Idk what else, there might have been a huge fight over it and then Sari got hurt in the water and yadda yadda the conflict was resolved in a peace agreement to not harm anyone and share food- oh and Sari's half mer thanks to her mother (who died when she was tiny) so she can go hang out w/ the mers in the lake.

I would guess Bee and Blitz have made their courtship public after the agreement and the cons have let him go; while the cons did nothing to better their relationship with him, he's been oddly welcome with the bots. He and Bee are quite a cute oddity.

And yes, he promised to not eat any of them nor the humans.

[sporco-filth]

Slob City - Part 5

Judging by my poll from a while ago, quite a few people have been looking forward to the continuation of Lee's adventures in Slob City.

Synopsis: Lee is invited to join Bob to dinner at a local restaurant.

(also this is my 200th post so that's cool. hopefully there'll be many to come)

Lee was lying on the couch for his afternoon nap when the doorbell rang. "Guh?" he jolted up, spilling a half-eaten bag of popcorn that had been lying on his stomach. He got up, scratching his bum and yawning. He didn't remember ordering any food, so who could be at the door? He walked over and pulled it open. There in the hallway was Bob. "Oh, what's up?" he asked. "Nothing much," Bob replied. "I was just wondering if you wanted to go out for dinner. I know a really great place that's just across the street." Lee felt his stomach gurgle at the mention of food. "Sure, I'll just get dressed." Bob scratched his head, puzzled. "But you're already dressed." Lee looked down at his clothes. He was dressed in a white singlet stained with a glob of sauce from when he ate a pizza a few nights before, his lower half was covered only by a pair of dark grey briefs he was wearing for the third time without washing and on his feet he just had a pair of socks. "I can't go out like this," Lee said. "I mean, I look so disheveled and indecent!" "I don't think I know what those words mean, but you look fine to me. Come on!" Not letting Lee say another word, Bob (who himself was wearing only a filthy pair of holey pyjama pants) pulled him out. "If we don't get there quick enough they might run out of all the good stuff!"

Downstairs, on the street, Lee spotted the restaurant in question. He could feel the grease even from this distance. He went ahead to cross the road. "Where are you going?" Bob asked, fishing out a key from his pocket. "My car's here." "But… we can just walk." Bob looked at him like he had suggested they walk through burning coals and into a pit of sharks. Lee decided it was better not to argue and went over to Bob's vehicle. The inside was incredibly comfortable, the chairs in particular were massive and so soft, but the whole interior was filled with trash, the handles sticky with sugary and oily residues and there was a pervading scent of stale farts.

Bob pulled out from the curb, did a U-turn and parked in an empty spot right outside the restaurant. "Here we are," Bob said, getting out. "Velma's, one of my favourite joints in the city. I choose to buy my apartment almost entirely to be right outside it." The two stepped inside and were greeted by a waiter dressed in a t-shirt that exposed his gut and ill-fitting tracksuit pants. "Velma! Bob's here!" he yelled out towards the kitchen. A woman poked out, dressed in an apron that looked like it had never seen the inside of a washing machine and which strained against her burgeoning belly. Upon seeing Bob she smiled and came to say hello. "If it isn't my most loyal customer!" she gave him a hug, still holding a wooden spoon in one hand. "And who's this you've got with you?" She gave Lee a look up and down. "He looks like he's about to fade away!" Lee was suddenly aware, despite the fat slowly building on his frame, he was the thinnest person in the room by a wide margin. He felt oddly embarrassed. "I'm Lee," he said, smiling. "Bob's talked this place up, so I'm looking forward to tasting your food." "I bet he has!" Velma smiled at Bob. She stuck the spoon down the back of her skirt and scratched her arse with it. "Don't worry! It'll be a meal you won't forget!" Lee was starting to feel a fraction queasy and was now wondering if Slob city even had hygiene standards for restaurants.

The two were ushered to their seats as Velma returned to the kitchen. Bob's phone beeped. "Oh! I better be careful," he said. "I'm almost halfway to my daily step limit." Lee looked up from the giant menu. "Step limit?" "Yeah, the recommended 200 steps a day max." "200?" "Yeah, I know! As if you'd ever reach that!" "No, I mean, I used to aim for 10,000 a day." Bob stared. "You're joking, right?" Lee shook his head. "No, I'm not. Look." He pulled out his phone and flicked the calendar in his fitness app back a few weeks. "10,507, 11,005…" "What is that app?" Bob asked. "It doesn't look like the Lazyr app." "It's not, it's…" he paused. "What's Lazyr?" "You don't have Lazyr? It's the best!" Bob gave Lee his phone. The screen was smudged with greasy fingerprints and had crumbs and lint stuck in the crevices. "It's an app where you can keep track of how many hours you've been sitting, sleeping, watching TV and stuff. You can record what food you eat and all sorts of things. If you achieve your goals, it'll reward you with discounts for fast food and groceries and even gaming consoles or TVs! It also warns you when you've moved too much. It's the perfect way to monitor and improve your inactivity." Lee flicked through it. Most days Bob was achieving at 23 hours of sedentary activities, the only days he didn't was when he spent the entire day on his arse. "I see," Lee said, not sure if he should be impressed or disgusted. "Here, I'll send you an invite to download it. If you accept it, I get a month's supply of chocolate for free." Lee's phone buzzed and he saw the notification. With Bob waiting expectantly, he opened it up and accepted the invitation. The app, its icon a picture of a couch, downloaded onto his home screen. He put the phone away. He wasn't planning on using the app anytime soon, but he was happy to humour Bob. "Now let's order! You have to get the burger, it's massive!"

Much as Lee expected, the menu had nothing remotely healthy on it. He let Bob decide on the food, given he knew what was good, and before too long the first few dishes arrived. Their starters were platters of friend onion rings, with an array of condiments and sauces to dip them into. "Wow! These are the crunchiest onion rings I've ever had!" "Yeah, their quintuple fried. The fifth fry is with lard, and it's what really adds to that crunchiness." The next course was the burgers. Lee stared at the stack. "Uh… how do I eat this? I don't have any cutlery." The burger was far too large to fit into his mouth. It oozed with sauces and mayonnaise and melted cheese. Bob had already dug in. "Jusherterah," he said, mouth full of food. Lee had no idea what he meant, but guessed there was no other way forward but to try. The burger was too big for his hands to really get a grip, but he did his best and took a bite. Bits of meat and pickles and cheese slopped out onto the table and down the front of his singlet. But Lee wasn't paying attention; he was in taste paradise. "Ohh…" he sighed. It was the best burger he'd ever had.

Despite its massive size and his protesting stomach, Lee valiantly pushed on and managed to eat the whole thing, licking his fingers and picking up crumbs off the dirty tabletop. "That was so good," he smiled, patting his stomach. He felt a belch brewing and, wanting to be polite in public, forced it back down with a tell-tale gurgle. The restaurant, which had been a hubbub of chatter, suddenly went silent. "Huh?" Lee asked, looking around. Bob stared at him, aghast, as Velma stepped out of the kitchen. "What?" she asked flatly. "Is my food not good enough for ya?" Lee was confused. "N-no! It was great!" "Yeah, right," she said with a roll of her eyes. "Bob, I can't believe you'd bring some lowlife scum like this into my restaurant." "You have to forgive him, Velma, he's new here, he has all these weird ideas, he probably just doesn't know, please he's a good kid, please!" Lee was not quite sure what was going on. He tried to retrace his steps when he felt another surge of gas build in his belly. This time, in his panic, it caught him by surprise and out erupted a massive burp. "BEEE-EEEEE-UUURRRLLCCHHH!!!" The tension in the room dissipated. Velma smiled. She patted him on the back. "Now that's more like it! Sorry if I scared ya, I guess Bob's right about you. I'll leave you two to enjoy the rest of your meal." When she was gone, Lee turned back to Bob. "What was that about?" Bob shook his head. "Didn't your mother teach you never to hold in your burps at the dinner table? It's rude!" Lee blinked. "I see. I-I'm sorry?" "It's OK, I'm just glad nothing bad happened." Lee had just finished off his sides (a bowl of chips loaded with a myriad of toppings and a 'salad' that consisted of slices of cheese, bacon and deep-fried croutons covered in some kind of heavy, cheese-like dressing) when dessert arrived. It was a giant brownie, big enough to qualify as a cake, ladened with ice cream and chocolate sauce. Lee wasn't sure he could get it all down, but once again he pushed his stomach to its limits. "Whew," he sighed, rubbing his distended gut. "Good thing I'm not wearing pants, or I would've had to unbutton them!" Lee's singlet, now dirtier than it was when he'd entered, could no longer fully cover his body. His belly button just barely peeked out from under it. He burped. Bob gave him an approving nod. "Enjoyed yourself?" "Yeah, though I don't want to be eating like that every day." "What d'you mean?" "I mean, imagine how fat I'd get. I'm already putting on weight as it is." Bob cocked his head to the side. "What's wrong with being fat?" Lee flushed. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it as an insult! I just meant, I like to keep fit." Bob snorted. "What for? I mean, tell me with a straight face that 'exercise' and…" he was at a loss for words. "What do you call it when you eat like… whatever that green stuff is called." "Vegetables? Dieting, you mean?" "Whatever, yeah, that. Tell me that doing that is better than the meal you just ate. The feeling of all that delicious food siting down in your gut, that feeling of fullness and satisfaction. BURRRP! Ah, it's so good!" Lee rubbed his belly in thought. Maybe Bob wasn't wrong, and it wasn't like anyone here would judge him if he put on weight.

They drove home and Lee plonked himself down on his bed. His gut was still hard as a rock and though he was tired he was still too uncomfortable to properly lie down and sleep. With nothing better to do, Lee opened his phone and was greeted by the sight of the Lazyr app. Out of curiosity, he opened it up and was prompted to set up an account. The app then suggested he fill in today's meal. To his surprise, it had a collection of the menus of every restaurant in town, and he simply had to select Velma's and the food he'd had and ta-da: his diet for today was inputted. "Wow that is a lot of calories," he said, staring wide eyed at the number. He looked at his stomach. It was all in there, slowly turning into fat. He patted his gut gently, smiling. "I guess I can see why Bob's proud of his belly: it is hard work to grow it."

[samaellevampire]

Wrong birds

Paring: Rain, Phantom, Dewdrop and Swiss.

Genre: Angst/comfort

SFW

Words: 1,330

Summary: Rain is in a bad mood and he's going to make it clear when Phantom does something really stupid...

Warning: Regressed!Rain, regressed!Phantom, age regression, regressed ghouls, caregiver Dewdrop, caregiver Swiss, little fight between the two little ones, little bite, mean words for poor little Phantom, cries.

Inspired by this toys:

Read below the cut people please.

"Oh Satanas...he finally calmed down." Swiss thinks, letting out a sigh of relief as he watches the young water ghoul build lego birds.

Rain was too excited last night to go to bed early so he took the opportunity to play a good part of the night secretly in his room. No one noticed obviously until early in the morning when Dewdrop caught him sleeping on the floor. He was only wearing his shark pajamas and several toys were spread out all around him.

The fire ghoul then woke him up and wrapped him in a blanket to try to warm him. But in vain. Rain didn't have many hours of sleep, he hurt everywhere and was cold because of the frozen parquet floors of the ministry's rooms. He was definitely moody and grumpy. As proof, he took the blanket off his shoulders and threw it on the ground, grunting. He came out of his own room, slamming the door loudly behind him. Leaving Dew in the center of the room, speechless and trying to figure out what he had done wrong.

He was especially surprised because it is not in the temperament of water ghouls to get angry. Even more so if it's Rain. He had to find him because he could do damage in this state...

The little one hadn't gone far, he was in the kitchen. Specifically sitting on a chair with his arms crossed, frowning and pouting. His hood covering his head, the shark's teeth coming to his forehead. Dewdrop can't help but find him so cute in this pajamas onesie. It was Cirrus who gave it to him for his last birthday, she had chosen very well.

The fire ghoul had prepared breakfast for the two of them. He ate quietly but it was not the same case for the other. Rain to chew and eat a few pieces but without much conviction. He pushed the plate to the other end of the table, grunting. Dewdrop had made him drink a large glass of juice to keep him hydrated but what he got in return discouraged him. Obviously the little one drank his juice but with a murderous look and another grunt.

The little ghoul then went into the playroom. Swiss arrived shortly after accompanied by Phantom who was holding his hand. He takes over watching the little ones by greeting Dew. The latter nevertheless warned him before leaving that Rain is in a very bad mood and that he should be left alone.

The multi-ghoul spent a good part of the morning playing with the quint little ghoul, creating stories that were as magical as they were eccentric. For his part, the water ghoul plays alone in a corner of the room. He had started by playing with his little sea creature figurines but ended up throwing them across the room for some unknown reason.

A few minutes later, Swiss sits on the sofa to watch the little ones but above all hang out a little on his phone to relax and keep himself busy. Rain had been focused on building lego birds. He seemed to have calmed down a little as he concentrated on stacking the small bricks on top of each other.

"Swiss, look. This bird looks like the one that hides in the greenhouse all the time." The little water ghoul said shyly, showing off his latest construction. A small brown and white bird held in the palms of his hands.

The multi-ghoul looks up from his screen and smiles tenderly when he sees the little bricks animal. "He's very cute and he actually looks a lot like him. You did a great job. I'm proud of you, love."

Rain smiled slightly at the nickname. He refocuses on his constructions and the multi-ghoul on his phone. No one had noticed that Phantom had his eyes glued to the birds since his friend pointed one out. His pupils enlarge and his tail wags rapidly, he wants to hunt.

The quintessence ghoul gets on all fours and runs at full speed towards the small animals. He pretends to devour the birds and tries to catch them. Obviously most end up broken and the little colored bricks fly all over the room. Rain screams and cries as he sees his little plastic friends being destroyed.

It's too much for him.

He jumps on Phantom and bites one of his arms while he slaps his back with the palms of his hands. The other little ghoul also begins to cry while struggling and squeal. The multi-ghoul rushes to separate them while trying to understand the source of the conflict.

Seeing that Rain clearly hasn't finished and wants to fight, he holds him back and calls Dewdrop to the rescue knowing very well that he is in one of the next rooms. The latter quickly arrives in the games room and witnesses the scene. Rain's arms are held tightly by Swiss to hold him back while Phantom is curled up on the ground crying.

"I hate you Phantom! You're a m-monster! You're so s-stupid!" Said the little water ghoul, struggling and kicking in the air to try to reach the other little ghoul.

The quintessence ghoul cries more, putting his hands over his ears to try not to hear the mean things his friend says to him. Swiss goes to him to comfort him and see if he is hurt while Dew takes over to take care of Rain.

"Hey! Why are you being mean to him? Calm down and tell me what happened." The fire ghoul said, holding his friend's arm tightly and speaking in a firm tone.

"He killed my b-birds! He attacked t-them to e-eat them!" Rain cries as tears still fall down his pink cheeks.

Dewdrop quickly looks around the room to figure out what birds he's talking about then notices colorful Lego bricks spread out everywhere. He sighs then turns his attention to his friend to speak calmly. "Phantom is smaller than you so he doesn't always understand everything. You're bigger, you can explain to him that they're not real birds. I understand that it might annoy you but it's quickly rebuilt."

"But I spent time building them and he k-killed them..." He said, sniffling and wiping his cheeks.

"I know honey...but he just wanted to play with you I think. He didn't think he was doing anything wrong. It was you who hurt him. You bit him, hit him and you said mean words to him. He's sad now, you hurt his heart." He said calmly to explain to him.

"Okay I understand. I should go apologize then." He said with his head lowered, sad for having hurt his friend.

The water ghoul slowly approaches the sniffing quintessence ghoul who is snuggled up against the multi-ghoul. He looks at him for a short moment, feeling guilty, then crouches in front of him, lowering his head.

"I'm sorry Phantom. I was just angry and I didn't understand that you wanted to play. Sorry for hurting you. Forgive me for hurting your heart. You're not a monster, you're my friend. I love my friends so I love you. Sorry, bug." Rain says in an almost solemn tone, looking at his feet encased in the fabric of his shark onesie pajamas while he has his hands behind his back. Its tail gently swayed from side to side and its ears lowered.

He slowly approaches his friend and gives him a small kiss on the cheek before stepping back. He thinks for a moment while the quint ghoul watches him out of the corner of his eye.

"If you want I can show you how to build the birds and then we play with them. Do you want to do that?" The little water ghoul said, showing a hopeful smile and then a happy smile when he saw Phantom nodding shyly.

[fellthemarvelous]

The Small Back Room - Maggie's Record Shop (unhinged meta no one asked for, part 1)

I'm going to cover these in two separate posts because there are a lot. This post is going to be dedicated to the artists with multiple covers in Maggie's shop.

*This is all bonus content from The Arrival (2x1).

What is the purpose of the record shop? It's called The Small Back Room, and it's connected to Aziraphale's bookshop. And a small back room seems like a place someone would store their records.

"If I owned a record shop, I'd be more concerned about people breaking in and leaving more records behind." - Nina

And someone left more records behind. Records of "Every Day".

Aziraphale hears Gabriel sing a human song that Aziraphale is unfamiliar with, so he goes to the record shop to ask Maggie, who actually has way too many copies of "Every Day" because of a pub in Edinburgh, the place with the cemetery that has the statue of Gabriel.

There is more to it though. The pub called the Resurrectionist that plays "Every Day" over and over on the jukebox (and somewhere in America John Mulaney is cackling like a madman) now has direct ties with Aziraphale's personal life because they ended up in Maggie's record shop.

The place where they met Elspeth and Wee Morag, Mr. Dalrymple, messed with dead bodies, and where Crowley saved one woman's soul from Hell.

We heard one passage from Aziraphale's diary, and it was about the time he and Crowley went to Edinburgh that started off with them looking at the statue of Gabriel.

We know Aziraphale has more than 600 volumes of personal written history (as of 1827).

Where is he going to store records of his life on Earth? A record shop that no one other than him visits, attached to the building he owns.

The walls lined with record covers that are telling stories. Clues as to where the story is going to take us? Could they be Aziraphale's diaries or other important records Aziraphale has kept for thousands of years?

And is anyone else concerned about "Come on Over to Our Third Floor Apartment" or is that just me? Heaven is the third floor when you look at the button arrangements on the lift. ⬆️⬆️ ⬇️⬇️

Oslo Revival 1. Come on Over to Our Third Floor Apartment (We're Having a Party / Just for You / Four in a Bed / Have This Drink / It Doesn't Taste Weird / We'll Take Care of You / We Love You / You're One of Us Now / Together Forever) 2. Disguises (Carol and Her Hat / The Bicycle / Memories of a Windchime / Lunch / Who Am I Today? / Make Me Cry / Peggy Asked for Her Jumper Back) 3. It's Raining in My Kitchen (You Cast a Spell on My Wife / Running into Danger / Transcending the Patriarchy / Plumbing / A Dozen Eggs, (Too Many) / Someone New in the Bedroom) 4. Better Together

Kubasulu 1. Great White Lies (Fishy Business / Fluent in Shark-asm / Vanish into Fin-air / Gettin' Chummy / You're Gill-ty / No-fin Left to Lose / I Chews You) 2. Sweating in the City

Rat Keith 1. Look at This Mountain (The Mountain I Climbed / Assorted Wailing Chants of Peril / I Ate Some Berries (Shouldn't Have Done That) / What Happens on the Mountain, Stays on the Mountain / I See It in My Dreams / Soiled Leaves and Soft Bark / Don't Touch the Mushrooms / Huddle for Warmth / My Map Blew Away / This is My Home Now / Finally Rescued) 2. A Dog in God's Hot Car 3. Chem Trails

Raga Koboj 1. Raga Koboj 2. Earth, Swallow Me Whole (Why Can I Just Stay in Bed? / Sighing Loudly / No One's Going to Lunch / I'm Hungry But I Don't Want to Eat Alone / I Wonder What's on the Menu Today / Probably Something Mediocre / I'm Tired / It's Friday / I Wish It Would End) 3. Just Sounds 2.0 (Falling Coin / Stubbed Toe / Oops! / Rice in a Bowl / Spoon Clang / Gagging / Crinkled Paper / Bad Alphabet / Winded)

Deaf Dust 1. Change the Lightbulb (Cartwheels in Mexico / The cinnamon candle / Hold Me / Let Go / Who wait's for us? / Awesome / The basement's pretty dark / Broken Bulb / Stairway to your Mum's house) 2. Snapshots from the Moon

Randa Ransom 1. Doin' it in the Dust (Hard on the Rocks / Ridin' the Horizon / Tall Drink of Water / Wear My Hat / Call My Name / Let Me Use a Saddle / Just Us in the Dust) 2. I'm Lost and I Don't Speak the Language (Lost in Tokyo / WHat's that shop selling? / Sex Dolls (Self-Assembly) / Where's the Bathroom? / This Toilet is Singing / More Sex Dolls / There's a Cafe for Cats / I Want to Go Home / What's Home in Japanese? / Take Me Anywhere Taxi Man) 3. The Answer May Surprise You

Georgina O'Georgia 1. Gorgeous in Georgia ("Oh, George You're Gorgeous" / "It's Georgia with a G!" / "Get your hands off my hair" / "Yes, that's my real name") 2. Spur of the Moment

CT Bazz 1. Locking Up & Looking Down 2. Dank Balaclava

I've never seen anyone talk about these though, but they seem important. Have I missed conversation surrounding these? I'm just really curious as to what other people might think.

As I said above, there is a part two, but that part will cover artists with only one cover.

[m-jelly]

Bodyguard's touch - Chapter 1

@ladycheesington <3

Pairing: Levi x Fem!Reader

Genre and tags: Modern AU, bodyguard Levi, romance, fluff, falling in love, cute, emotional hurt, comfort, protective Levi.

Story concept: Born the illegitimate daughter of a rich CEO, he hunts you down and welcomes you into the family. Levi is ordered to be your bodyguard and live in butler. Levi is order you 24/7 and the two of you develop strong feelings for each other. While falling in love with each other something strange is going on with your father's powerful business. Your father, his wife and two kids are being nice to you, but Levi begins to suspect that you were welcomed into the family for horrible reasons. Levi works hard to uncover the truth before you are hurt and beyond help.

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Part 2

You sat in the back of the convenience store as you ate your small lunch. You released a long sigh and felt exhausted. You worked two jobs just to make ends meet after your mother passed away. You were devastated and a debt had appeared from nowhere. You weren’t sure who was draining your mother dry of money, but someone was pissed and you had loan sharks sniffing around you so much. So, you worked hard and did your best. You even sold your childhood home just to get them off your back for a while.

You flinched at the bang against the door. “Coming!” You packed your food away and cleaned up. You opened the door and smiled at your manager, who was the sweetest man in the world. “Sorry.”

Dennis wafter his hand. “Don’t be sorry, okay? We’ve had an influx of people in. Take a half hour later.”

You blushed hard. “Oh, but that’s way more than I need.”

He placed his hand on your shoulder. “Take it.”

“I appreciate it. I really do.”

He winked at you. “I’ll man on till you get on the other.”

“Got it!” You hurried over to your till and got behind the long counter. You yanked on your apron and made sure your gloves were in place for the hot baked goods you’d made. You smiled at your first customer. “Hello, did you find everything you need?”

The smiled. “Yes, perfect. Oh, you baked different things! Could I have a sausage roll with pork, apple and honey?”

You put on your gloves, used the tongues, pulled out what they wanted, and slipped it into a bag. “Great choice!”

They took smiled as you bagged everything and said the price. They tapped their card against the reader. “I really hope you get a nice bakery someday. Your food is so good.”

You bowed your head. “Thank you, enjoy!”

You and Dennis worked together to get through the very long line of customers. Lunch was always a rush and it got to the point where you had almost none of your baked goods left to sell, so the hot food area was closed up. You cleaned up the counter space before leaving the area and began sweeping up and cleaning the floors. You couldn’t believe how much of a mess people left behind. You wanted to strangle some people.

“Excuse me?”

You stopped sweeping and gazed at the owner of the deep gruff voice. You gripped your broom as you stared at a well-kept man in an expensive suit with white and grey hair slightly swept back, a trimmed white beard and dark eyes. You gulped hard as you felt a little uncomfortable as he stared at you. You noticed he was staring at your chest, you were confused but realised he was looking at your name tag. You glanced behind him to see two men in suits with him that had what looked like earpieces in their ears. You blushed when the handsome raven-haired bodyguard stared at you and blushed a little. 

You looked away and hummed. “Can I help you sir?”

“You are a pretty little thing, aren’t you?”

You gripped your broom even tighter. “Sir?”

He put his hand in his pocket as he grinned. “I can’t get over how pretty you are.” He chuckled and pulled out a silver case. He opened it and pulled out a business card. “I would like to have a word with you about something in private.”

You backed up. “I’m sorry, sir, but company policy states I cannot take contact details from customers.”

He offered the card to you. “I’m not a customer. I’m not buying anything here.”

“I’m sorry sir, but you being in the store qualifies you as a customer.”

He clenched his jaw a little. “It is really important that we talk.”

You bowed to him. “I’m sorry sir, but I cannot take that card.” You turned and made your way over to your boss. “Dennis? That old rich man keeps trying to give me his contact card.”

Dennis looked over at the man trying to come over. “Oh, that’s business tycoon Mr Chester Carter. It is best that you stay away. It is weird that he’s approached a young woman with his number.” He pushed you along to the back room. “Go have your half hour and I’ll deal with him.”

“Thank you.”

Dennis waited for you to leave before he walked over to Mr Carter. “Excuse me, Mr Carter but can I help you?”

Mr Carter glared down at Dennis and said your name. “I need her.”

“I don’t care who you are, but you should be ashamed of yourself for trying to take advantage of a sweet and kind woman.”

Mr Carter stared at Dennis for a while before turning to his bodyguards. “Levi? Get it done.”

Levi sighed. “Yes, sir.”

Dennis shook his head. “Nope, no you are not hovering around my shop.”

Levi walked outside with his boss. “I’ll wait for her after work. I’ll make sure she gets your message.”

Chester adjusted his tie. “I appreciate it. This needs to be done.”

“I’ll ensure it is.”

“You are my most trusted and best bodyguard.” He placed his hand on Levi’s shoulder and smiled. “I expect good things.”

Levi bowed his head and watched his boss leave in his armoured car. He clenched his jaw a little and felt irritation within him. He folded his arms and leaned against the wall as he thoughts about you. He covered his mouth and hid his smile. Levi thought you were cute beyond words and wanted to just wrap you up in his arms. He knew if you agreed to what Mr Carter had planned, then he would be taking care of you and keeping a close watch on you. By what Chester told him, you were close to his age and you had a similar life.

You put his hand in his pocket and pulled out his phone. He unlocked it and looked at the messages sent by his boss. He stared at your picture and felt his heart skip a beat. He smiled but his smile faded when he saw Heather’s name pop up. Heather was the daughter of Mr Carter and he wasn’t the biggest fan of the stuck-up rich girl who cried to Daddy whenever she could. He despised how she’d scream in delight at Levi whenever he was around. Levi enjoyed being away from her and he was going to enjoy being around you.

He frowned when he noticed some guys hanging around that were loan sharks. Levi was made aware by Mr Carter of what had gone on in your life. He was going to make sure he’d protect you from anyone wanting to hurt you. He snarled a little at the guys but saw them perk up meaning you were on your way out. He turned and saw you just walk out of the shop and say bye to your boss.

Levi walked up to you and wrap an arm around you and pulled you against his body. He lowered his voice to you. “Before you say anything and scream, I’m protecting you. Behind us are four loan sharks. Pretend I’m your boyfriend picking you up.”

You felt your cheeks burn. “Fine, but weren’t you with that old pervert today?”

“I was.” He glanced back at the men following. “I need you to stay calm, okay?”

“I’ve been fine on my own for this long.”

He pulled you to his car. “Trust me, kitten, when there are four of them you’re going to get a rough down and being a woman? You’ll get the worst kind.” He opened the car door. “Get in.”

You looked over to the four men and then back at Levi. “I don’t know.”

“If you don’t pay them money, they’ll take what they want from your body. Get. In.”

You gulped hard and climbed into the car. You flinched when he slammed the door shut and locked you inside. You pressed yourself against the window and tried to watch what was going on. You whimpered and felt a little scared. You looked into the wing mirror and saw Levi talking with the four men. You gasped when you saw Levi slam his fist into the face of one of the men and disappear out of view as he moved with them away.

You slapped around at the door trying to find the lock release. You turned and leaned over to the driver’s side and felt around the wheel until you saw the lock you needed. “Ha!” You held your breath when the car opened without you unlocking it. You slowly looked up to see Levi standing there. “Uh…”

Levi gripped the top of the door. “What are you doing?”

You stared at him for a while before yanking your body back, opening your door and running for it. You looked back as Levi shouted your name. You screamed when you saw him sprinting towards you. Levi was catching up with you and you didn’t want him to. You kept running as fast as you could to your apartment. You skidded past a few people and went to run up the outside steps to your floor, but Levi slammed his arm across your path.

You gasped and gazed at him. “Ah!”

Levi snarled. “Listen here, you little.”

“Get back!” You slapped him. “You’re just a crazy pervert like that old man! I will not fuck him! You, you…PERVERT!”

Levi stared at you. “P…P…Pervert?” He slowly went bright red. “I’m not…I…how am I a pervert? I’m just trying to protect you as my boss asked. My boss is your father.”

You felt your cheeks burn when you heard people whispering. “So, he wasn’t trying to get me in bed like some old rich men do?”

“No.”

You placed your hands on your cheeks. “Oh…oh this is embarrassing.”

Levi sighed. “I should have told you. He should have as well.” He pulled back and rubbed the back of his neck. “Let’s start over. My name is Levi Ackerman, I am a bodyguard and have been Mr Chester Carter’s top bodyguard for years. For the rest of my speech, we need to be in private.”

You nibbled your lip. “Fine, come on in.”

Levi watched you go up the stairs and felt his heart skip a beat at how beautiful you were to him. He really liked the fire that was inside you. He moved up the stairs and down the hall to your door. He admired you and couldn’t believe you’d slapped him. He liked you and he was looking forward to getting to know you.

You unlocked your door and pushed it open. “It’s very simple and not much. Do you want tea?”

“Please.”

You moved into your apartment and felt flustered that it was just one big room and a small separate room for your bathroom. “I uh…it’s pretty crap.”

Levi slipped his shoes off and hung his jacket up. “It’s cute.”

You moved around in the kitchen and felt your heart racing. You glanced over at Levi and felt nervous. Levi was incredibly handsome to you and with his blazer off you could see the impressive muscles. You liked how strong he was and that he did protect you from those loan sharks, but he was also cute and easily flustered. You were pretty sure he was a bit perverted because he had such a reaction to the comment. You didn’t mind that he could be a bit of a pervert, as long as it was with you.

Levi frowned when you let out a little moan. He glanced over at you and saw you slap your hand over your mouth and become flustered. “Something wrong?”

You shoved a cup into his hands. “N-no.”

He hummed. “Okay.”

You climbed onto your counter and sat. “So, what was it you needed to talk about in private?”

He leaned against your other counter and sipped the tea. “Firstly, this tea is delicious.”

“Thank you.”

He sipped again and sighed. “Mr Chester Carter is your father.”

You choked on your tea. “What!?”

He put his cup down and sighed. “Your mother was a baker, correct?”

Your eyes widened. “Yeah…yeah she was…”

“Mr Carter met her and had a romantic affair with her. He intended to leave his wife for your mother, however, your mother left him and he could never find her. He had searched and searched for her and finally found her, but it was her grave.” He released a long sigh. “He investigated and was shocked to find that the person who organised the funeral was her daughter. Mr Carter did the math and well, your mother running away lined up with close to your birth.”

You gulped hard. “I…see…”

“Mr Carter was deeply in love with your mother. He wanted nothing but the best for her. He wants to be a father to you.”

You whined a little. “I don’t know about that.”

Levi downed some of his tea. “Look, I won’t lie to you. His two kids and wife are pieces of shit and they’ll probably be cold to you. Mr Carter is always thinking up schemes, but he has talked about your mother a lot and how it was true love.”

You sighed. “It’s a lot to take.”

“I understand. Mr Carter wants to clear the debt and have you living in a home that was meant for your mother. I will be your personal bodyguard and butler. I will serve only you.”

You gazed at Levi for a while. “So, you’d have to look after me?”

He nodded. “Twenty-four-seven.”

You shivered a little. “You’ll get sick of me.”

“I doubt it.” He moved closer to you. “You’re full of surprises. You’re the first person in years to ever lay a hand on me.”

You gasped when you remembered you had slapped him. “Oh! Is your cheek okay?”

“I’ve had worse.”

You jumped off the counter and slipped past his beautiful frame causing him to be intoxicated by your scent. You opened your small freezer and got out the ice pack. You wrapped the back up in a clean tea towel and turned to Levi. “It still must hurt a bit.”

Levi blushed as you pressed it against his cheek. He leaned into your touch and hummed in happiness. “I suppose it does sting.”

“You don’t have to act all tough. Also, thank you for getting rid of the loan sharks for me.”

He placed his hand on yours. “Don’t mention it.”

You hummed and lowered your head. “You were just doing your job, right?” You clenched the pack and then smiled at Levi to hide your feelings. “Still, it was kind of you.”

“You’re welcome. Now, no running from me if things get bad again, okay? If you’re going to run, you run to me.”

You nodded. “Okay.”

He pulled your hand and the pack from his cheek. “You should get something to eat and rest as well. I have to head get my car and make sure this area is secure. I’ll take you to and from work.”

“But I never agreed to the whole situation with Mr Carter.”

“You don’t need to. He has asked me to protect you and I want to. If you accept, then I’ll be a bigger part of your life and you get a new home.” He walked to your door and pulled out a cigarette case from his blazer pocket. “I’ve done many stressful jobs such as looking after his other daughter, who is demanding, and taking care of troublesome clients. This job? I want to do.” He popped the cigarette into his mouth and stepped outside. He gazed at you and lit it. “Because of you.”

Your eyes widened as your heart skipped a beat. “Levi…”

“Goodnight.”

“Night.”

Levi waved his hand and made the long walk to his car. He smiled a little at how cute you were. “Tch, damn adorable brat.”

You packed up a nice breakfast as your cheeks burned at the thought of Levi. He’d been looking after you for a few days now. Every trip to work had been amazing. Levi and you would talk and you discovered you had a lot in common, but the one thing he wouldn’t talk about was his job. He said basic things about it, but he wouldn’t go deep and you were sure it was because he might have done things he wasn’t proud of. You didn’t mind though because Levi was kind to you.

You perked up when you heard a knock at your door. You rushed over and opened it to reveal Levi on the other side with a cigarette between his lips. “Good morning, Levi.”

“Morning, kitten.”

Your cheeks burned. “I made breakfast.”

“How kind.”

You offered him the little box with food in it. “You can have it while you keep watch.”

He took the box from you with cute bears on. “Thank you. I’ll enjoy it. Are you ready to head out?”

You grabbed your bag and hummed. “Yeah.” You gasped and grabbed a thermos. “Your tea as well.”

“You take care of me too much.”

“I just want to make sure you eat plenty and are well.”

He sighed as his heart swelled. “Tch, damn kitten.”

You pointed at Levi. “Those are bad for you.”

He pulled the cigarette from his mouth. “I know.”

“You should stop.”

“It calms me.”

You pouted. “But it’s bad for you and it’ll make you sick.”

He tilted his head. “Thank you for caring so much about me.”

You put your bag on and hurried out the door. “It’s nothing really.”

Levi smiled a little and followed you to the car. “How many jobs are you working today?”

“Just the one. I’m in the bar today.”

He growled a little. “Tch, that’s the worst one.”

You sat in your seat. “It’s not that bad.”

“It’s terrible. You get treated like shit by customers.”

You put your belt on. “Today might be a better day.”

Levi sighed and drove you to the small bar you worked at sometimes. He wished you didn’t have to work these bad jobs, but it was your choice and you still hadn’t decided to join the Carter family yet. He also understood why you wouldn’t want to join the Carter family. Even though Levi was paid well by the Carters, they were a shifty and spoiled family. He didn’t like each member for certain reasons, but there was one member of the Carters he adored and it was you.

Levi got the door for you and saw the exhaustion on your face for a split second before you covered it up with a cute smile. He hummed and gripped the door. “Tch.”

You turned and looked over at Levi. “Something wrong?”

“No.”

You sighed and turned to your job. “I’ll see you in a few hours. Enjoy your breakfast.”

“Thanks.” He watched you go inside. He reached inside his pocket and pulled out his cigarette case but paused. He remembered how you wrinkles your cute nose up when he smoked around you. He sighed. “Why do I care what she thinks?” He climbed into his car and grabbed his breakfast. He opened it and felt himself blush and smile when he saw how sweetly presented everything was. “Tch, damn cute kitten.”

You hurried around the bar serving different people. You ignored the drunken men trying to touch you or grab you, but it all became too much when a woman started accusing you of purposely flirting with her boyfriend to get a better tip. You were panicked as someone confronted you, shoving you and shouting right in your face. Your heart was racing as you felt the fight or flight urge in you. You wanted to fight so badly, but you needed your job.

Your cheeks burned as she screamed and shouted at you. You felt so embarrassed so you bowed to the woman. “I am so sorry, Miss. I will return your food and get you something else and I’ll get you a new drink too.”

She rolled her eyes. “You’ll get me food and drink? You should have done it right in the first place instead of flirting with my man! You really think he’d want you when he has me?”

“I’m just doing my job, Miss. I was just serving your party. If my service came across as flirting I am sorry, it was not my intention.”

“Talking back to me now, huh?”

You gulped. “I’m sorry, I wasn’t-.”

She launched her plate at you causing the plate to break and cut your arm up when you raised your arms to protect yourself. “I don’t want to hear it! Do you know who I am!? This is disgusting!” She pointed to the floor. “Clean it up.”

You knelt as you fought tears. “Yes.” You slowly picked up the pieces of the plate and put them in your hand. You gasped when she pressed her heel down on your hand causing it to be cut by the broken plate. “Ow.”

She smirked at you. “Oh, I’m sorry I didn’t see your hand there.” She grabbed her drink and held it above your head. “You look a little dirty, let me help.”

You winced and closed your eyes tightly expecting to feel the drink. You were accepting of this all. You knew this woman was a regular and was fucking your boss. So, no matter what you did or said she was in the right and you were wrong. You needed this job because out of all of them, it paid the best and you could get tips as well.

“Tch, oi, oi, oi, what the fuck do you think you’re doing?”

You opened your eyes to see Levi crushing the woman’s wrist and turning it so the drink poured on the floor. “Levi.”

The woman’s eyes widened. “Levi Ackerman!?”

Levi snarled. “No one touches that woman, do you understand.”

“I d-didn’t know she was with you!”

He yanked the woman closer to him. “Doesn’t matter if she is or isn’t. You don’t treat people that way, you disgusting human being.” He released her before slamming his fist into her gut. He watched her drop to the floor and vomit all over herself. “Tch, bitch.” He turned to you and noticed the blood. “Kitten.”

You sniffed. “It’s okay. I’m okay.”

Levi gripped his fist tightly making the leather glove groan. He scooped you up into his arms and adjusted you. “I’m taking you home.”

“I don’t have first aid there.”

He looked down at you. “We’re not going there, we’re going to the home Mr Carter has for you. I have ensured it is fully supplied for you.”

“Levi…”

“This stuff today? It will never happen again if you stick with me and move into the Carter home.”

You clung to Levi and hid your face. “I just want a shower and bed.”

“Let’s get you home then.” He placed you in the back of his car and put his blazer around your shoulders. He climbed into the driver’s seat and made his way to your new home. “We’ll clean you up first and then I’ll treat your wounds.”

You pulled his blazer tightly around you. “Yes, Levi.”

He sighed and pulled into the secure parking spot under the building. He picked you up into his arms and carried you into the lift. “I’m sorry I wasn’t there the whole time. I failed to protect you.”

You hugged Levi’s neck. “You did great. You saved me just in time.”

“You’re only saying that to make me feel better.”

“No, I mean it.”

He chuckled. “You’re too cute sometimes, kitten.”

You blushed and hid your face. “What’s with the pet name? I never asked.”

“You remind me of one.” He walked out of the lift towards your door. He unlocked the door and kicked it closed behind him. “You’re cute and sweet, but you’ll claw someone’s face off if you have to.”

You laughed a bit. “I didn’t do much clawing today.”

He took you to the bathroom and sat you down. “No, but I could see that you wanted to. Plus, you have a mean slap.”

You giggled. “Levi.”

He started the shower and talked you through how to use the expensive thing. He sighed. “It’s a bit crazy, but it is nice.”

You nodded and walked over to it. “Thank you.”

He pointed. “Heated towels are there. I’ll get some clothes for you.”

“I appreciate it.” You waited for him to leave before you washed up in the shower. You wrapped up and saw clothes left for you. You pulled the soft clothes on and moved out of the bathroom and bedroom to see Levi in the living space setting up the medical things. “Levi.”

Levi looked over to you as he blushed hard, he couldn’t believe how pretty you looked. “Feel better?” He saw you welled up as you nodded. “Hey, hey, hey.” He walked over to you and hugged you. “It’s okay.”

You clung to him as you sobbed against his chest. “I’m not crying!”

Levi held you close. “Of course, you’re not. I see no tears.” He released you and sat you on the sofa. “Let me tend to these wounds while you don’t cry.”

You sniffed and rubbed your tears with the sleeve of your long shirt. “Mm. Thank you.”

He cleaned your arm up and saw that you didn’t need stitches at all. He wrapped your arm up in a bandage. He inspected your hands and placed a few plasters on. “There, all better.”

“Thank you.”

“You want something to eat?”

You shook your head. “I want my mum.”

Levi’s eyes widened as you started sobbing again. He pulled you close and held you tightly as you cried yourself to sleep. He sighed and thought about bringing his mother and father over because he knew both would shower you with love. He picked you up and carried you to bed. He tucked you in and promised himself that he would take great care of you and make sure you wouldn’t cry again.

[deathmetalunicorn1]

Ok! I’m the one that made the siren request! When I said hunting I meant like, giant whales and sharks

so reader brings the characters whales and sharks now that they are officially together

-Ask anyone about hunting and they will answer with things like deer, elk, moose, and ducks to name a few, that’s what (Love) thought about when someone asked him about what to hunt.

-When you started given him shells and other gifts, courting him, and after he accepted, you discussed hunting with him, as potential mates and partners would hunt for each other, to show that they are a provider.

-This made sense to him, finding it logical, as one wouldn’t want to be stuck with someone who didn’t provide or do anything to contribute to the relationship and you both agreed to go hunting and he would treat you to something called barbeque. You didn’t know what it was, but you saw the way his eyes lit up, so you knew it had to be something special.

-So that meant that you had to find him something super special!!

-When (Love) arrived at the beach and began to prepare a bonfire for the barbeque, dragging a buck behind him, he could only drop everything, gawking as you were beaming brightly, draped over the body of a massive, as in 16-foot-long, great white shark, the results of your own hunting trip.

-He couldn’t believe what he was seeing, approaching and you had bright sparkly eyes, seeing the buck, as you wanted to see what those strange things coming out of its head was.

-(Love) couldn’t help but laugh as he dragged the buck over and you both got to inspect each other’s kills, he looked in the mouth of the shark, seeing all the teeth, in awe, while you were stroking the antlers, finding them rough and they felt like nothing you had ever felt before!

-(Love) hesitated, not wanting to offend you, before asking about siren hunting, curious about the things that you normally hunted.

-You beamed brightly, telling him that your preferred prey items were crustaceans, as you loved crabs, and you liked larger fish with more meat, like tuna. However, there were certain things you didn’t hunt, dolphins, who actually were like dogs to you as dogs are to normal humans, and they help you hunt and turtles, because their taste wasn’t good, but you did scavenge, when the turtles passed away, their shells, as they were very beautiful and useful tools, and you did something similar to whales, scavenging for their bones, as they made strong weapons and tools.

-You made (Love) laugh when he asked if you ate whale meat and you made a face before you explained, “Whale meat is very fatty, as it’s very cold where they are. Most of their meat has a very thick layer of blubber over the top and if you cut that away, all that’s left is thin muscular meat that is very hard to chew, unless if you’re a shark.”

-He started the barbeque and you started breaking down your shark, pulling back the skin and getting to the meat as he told you about things that he hunted, like the buck and you were amazed at the diversity of game on the surface, to you at least since you were used to everything in the ocean, which was mundane to you but amazing to (Love).

-You were more elated to be gifted the antlers rather than the barbequed meat, holding them up and (Love) roared with laughter when he showed you that they floated, which would make them a little difficult to take down to your own home.

-You were both in awe of your different catches, the buck was lean but so flavorful, so unlike anything you had ever had before, “It’s a bit chewy but so juicy!” and he nodded, biting into a piece of grilled shark, “It looked fatty so I thought it was going to be greasy- but it’s not greasy at all- it’s almost like lean salmon!”

-The two of you enjoyed your meals, laughing and spending time with each other, having proved that you are both providers and it made you smile, thinking about what kind of father he would be in the future, but you weren’t going to rush anytime soon, at least just yet.

[sailorsplatoon]

so funfact master mega is probably a cannibal lol. Now we don't know enough about megalodons so i'm using my knowledge of great whites and master mega looks like a big great white. Great whites first learn to hunt in their mothers by swimming in the uterus and freaking eating their less developed brothers and sisters. so even though there could have had 20 siblings the first one to hatch makes sure to spawn camp any coemption.

The only reason we know this is because a shark researcher was examining a pregnant sand tiger shark when he reached inside of her, as a researcher does, and was bitten by the bundy baby inside(bro how do you even recover from that?) After that he used camras to take a look inside and saw pup perpetrator turning his bloodline into a buffet.

so how would shiver react to this?

Shiver would kind of just be like “That’s messed up but I’m proud of you for surviving.” 

This information doesn’t really change much, she still cares about Master Mega, even if he ate his siblings in the womb. She does acknowledge that it was either that or he be eaten, but that doesn’t make it any less messed up. She decides it’s probably best not to tell anyone else, for fear of causing them to never get a good night sleep again.

Thank you for the ask!!! This is terrifying, and I feel bad for that researcher who got bit by an unborn baby shark. Also “bundy baby” is hilarious!