#at which point both me AND the other guy I'm totally not jealous of made faces
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skyeventide · 1 year ago
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I want to post about how insane Serenus is about Adrian but literally every time he talks about Adrian it's like "there were two spinsters who courted him and they disliked each other whereas I at least tolerated them despite the fact that my relationship with Adrian was the same as theirs" and it's like uh what did you mean by that
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this but repeated x20 when adrian is mentioned
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Making Porn With The Number One Pro Hero
Pairing: Toshinori Yagi (All Might/Skinny Might) x Fem! Pro-Hero! Reader.
Warnings: NSFW, Smut, Jealous sex (?), Mirror sex, Oral sex (fem receiving), Secret ((established)) relationship, Recording sex (so y'all make porn), Minor hair pulling, Semi-public sex, Intercourse (P in V), Daddy Kink, you two are almost caught in the act, mention of you two previously being caught in the act, I finally used a condom!! (I usually write about creampies but this time I didn't), Some bitch tries to touch our All Might but fails, We accidentally punch her in the face, Toshi is pussy whipped.
Summary: You have a sex dream about your boyfriend which leads to a fantasy, All Might wants to achieve that fantasy with you after you punch another All Might slut in the face. The fantasy doesn't TOTALLY go to planned.
Format: Kinktober Fic, Day 2.
Writing Time: 7 hours (with no breaks, longest amount of time I've ever spent on a fic).
Word Count: 3,308.
A/N:
Day 2 of Kinktober! Enjoy!
The introduction is ridiculously fucking long, idk why but skip to the first —-//— if you're like me and only interested in the sex. I hate the beginning part anyway and it's very obvious my writing has suffered from my hiatus, but oh well. It will get better.Technically you get railed by Skinny All Might in his Silver Age suit, hope that's ok.I have to give this thing a part 2 at some point, this is way too hot and I'm so proud of it.
I kept writing then deleting then rewriting this shit (which is why it took 7 hours) so y'all better let me know if you like it :)
Here is the masterlist for all my Kinktober 2023 works.
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Being in an secret relationship with the Number 1 Hero was difficult to say the least.
Having to sneak around everyone was fun and slightly erotic at first, but slowly became annoying and a bit painful at times.
You had recently told Toshinori about a sexy fantasy you had of him. To have him fuck you in his dressing room right before an interview, ideally from behind in front of a mirror whilst you record, you two had made porn before (for only you two's eyes, no one else's!!) so recording sex wasn't new to you guys.
Toshinori had giggled like a little schoolboy and covered his growing erection when you told him about your little fantasy, and said it sounded very hot. But after you kissed him and gave him a handy right then and there, he calmed down a bit and explained to you how unlikely it was to happen, he feared someone would walk in and catch you both (one person had before) and possibly tell someone.
Sadly your lover had made it clear countless times before he didn't want a public relationship for the sake of protecting you and others. You understood completely and was happy Toshinori valued protecting you over everything, but that didn't mean you didn't long to hold his hand in public.
Very few knew about you two; Young Midoriya, David Shield, Sir Nighteye (RIP) and Aizawa (Aizawa finding out was an accident, he had caught you two in a compromising position in Toshinori's classroom after school hours). But you both was content with those who knew about you two, you trusted all of them, and didn't plan on adding anyone else to the list.
Early on into your pro-hero career, you were introduced to one journalist and news reporter who you honestly couldn't remember the name of. She was young and very attractive, no doubt becoming the face of her news station because of her pretty face and impressive figure. She was well known to interview pro heroes and flirt with them, and unsurprisingly lot of them would flirt back.
She had interviewed All Might a few times and like usual she would flirt a lot. He'd see straight through her and politely respond in a professional way, so you had no problems with her because you trusted your boyfriend to shut down her advances. She wouldn't be the first girl to throw themselves at the Number 1 Hero and definitely wouldn't be the last, so you were used to seeing Toshinori be placed in uncomfortable situations which made you feel bad for him but due to your relationship being a secret you didn't feel like it was your place to cut in. But Toshinori always handled it well.
One interview you didn't see coming though.
It was a standard scheduled interview on set of a news station, like Good Morning America or something. Several pro heroes were in to be interviewed, including both you and All Might. With All Might becoming weaker and weaker by the day and unable to hold his form for long periods of time, this was his last scheduled interview. And you were so happy you could be there with him.
You were lucky enough to be able to be interviewed with your boyfriend.
"So, Mr All Might, I'd love to go over some of your best fights of your career..." The news anchor smiled and batted her eyelashes at him.
"Of course! I'd love to!" All Might grinned.
For the millionth time? Really? You rolled your eyes.
"BUT before we do that, I'd like to talk about your more personal life first..." She grinned back, moving closer to him on the long couch you were all sharing.
You moved uncomfortably in your seat and looked around, not really knowing what to do with yourself.
"Ok, sadly I can't promise I can all questions about my personal life but you can absolutely ask." All Might smiled.
"Great! So... you have had quite a long career as a pro hero who is very much so in the public eye, I imagine forming and keeping relationships in your personal life can be difficult?" She asked.
All Might moved his head to both sides as if he agreed and disagreed with her assumption, "Well it's definitely not easy forming them, but keeping the ones I have been lucky enough to form is easy. I'm very lucky to be surrounded by friends and family who I know care about me both as All Might and Toshinori."
The reporter nodded, "Right. As you mentioned family, are you planning on starting a family?"
You raised an eyebrow, feeling although the question was a bit strange.
All Might laughed, his laugh boomed loudly in your poor ears, "HA HA! Oh no Dear, I don't so. I am an old man now, I unfortunately missed the opportunity for a family years ago."
You and Toshinori had only briefly discussed children, you desperately wanting a child later on in your career and Toshinori feel although being Number 1 Hero made having kids not an option and that by the time he retired he was too old. It wasn't really a conversation you two had managed to find a conclusion to, so you were a little annoyed All Might was talking as if it had been decided.
"Well a lot of young ladies like older men, Sir. I know I sure do. And a lot of young ladies would be more than willing to bear The All Might's children." The reporter giggled and moved closer to him and placed a hand on his shoulder.
She had never actually touched him before.
All Might chuckled uncomfortably and carefully leaned back to make her hand fall off him, but her hand stayed put. Without really thinking, you leaned over and picked up the foreign hand on your boyfriend's shoulder, and threw it back into the reporter's face. She almost punched herself in the face with her own hand.
You gasped and stood up, "Oh I'm sorry!"
You really didn't mean to do that. You were only trying to get her hands off your man. You hadn't meant you almost punch her.
She quickly fixed her hair and glasses and glared at you for only a split second, before laughing nervously and looking into the camera in front of all of you, "Oh Dear! No worries! We can edit that out, this isn't live."
The cameraman nodded at her and three of you continued your now incredibly awkward interview. All Might breathed a small sigh and grabbed your hand, you couldn't tell what the sigh was for.
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Backstage you were sat at your vanity table with your head down on the desk, sighing sadly. You felt so embarrassed, you should of just left Toshinori handle her unnecessary touching. The interview went terribly after that and the reporter remained cold to you until the end.
You were also concerned about people questioning your actions, why were you so concerned about some girl touching All Might? It was such a obvious sign of jealously. Oh Well... at least she didn't touch him again.
A small knock was pressed against your dressing room door and without a response it was opened, "Darling?"
All Might.
He stepped into your room and closer the door behind him as you turned to face him. He immediately deflated in front of you, leaving his skinny scrawny figure in place.
"Hi Love." You sighed and walked over to him.
He quickly wrapped his long arms around you, pulled you close and began kissing your neck.
You blinked in shock, "Toshi?"
"Oh my Love. I never thought I'd ever see you jealous." He whispered against you before biting down on you skin.
You moaned in delight, "S-So you're not mad?"
"Why would I ever be mad Princess?" He laughed a bit, in his Skinny form his laugh sounded so good and didn't burst your eardrum.
Toshinori carefully walked you back over to your vanity table and placed you down in your vanity chair and stared down at you. You looked up at your lover with nothing but love and lust and crossing your legs, feeling yourself get hot down there.
With you sitting down and him standing in front of you, you could see the massive bulge in his pants. Whilst shamelessly staring at his covered dick, you hiked up your legs and pulled everything covering your lower half off and happily showed your lover your wet pussy. You felt no shame (he had seen it all before anyway), only the desire to be fucked. Finally, your filthy fantasy was coming true.
"Oh my Love..." Toshinori sighed again at the completely lewd sight of you and dropped to his knees.
He grabbed your thighs in his massive hands and gave your pussy a sweet kitten lick. You threw your head back and moaned again. He started kissing and licking you slowly before sucking.
God, his tongue felt good. You were going to lose yourself to it.
"Oh baby I want you so much..." Toshinori whispered in between eating you out, whilst pulling you closer and closer to his hungry mouth, scaring you for a brief second into thinking you'd fall out of the chair.
It was dangerous but Toshi wouldn't let you fall, ever.
You pulled his head up from your heat and he whined, "Toshi... I'm so empty now...you need to just fuck me..."
Your lewd expression and hushed tone only made him strain against his suit. Without thinking much, Toshinori stood up and ripped a hole into the crotch area of his Silver Age suit.
You gasped, "Toshi! Your suit!"
"This suit can be fixed, Dear. But later I'll need you to go to my dressing room and bring back something to wear when we're done." He smiled softly while pulling you up and out of the chair.
Toshinori picked up the chair by the armrests and placed it against the door, locking you both in. He turned back to you and smiled again.
You smiled back before turning against and bending over against the vanity table, giving your lover another nice view of your ass and pussycat. You watched him in the mirror grin at your behind and give you a nice loving smack. You bit your lip from the harsh contact and moved your legs further apart for him.
"Fuck..." Toshinori whispered, he was incredibly turned on by the sight of you bent over showing him everything you had to offer.
He quickly reached into his pocket and pulled out a Trojan, ripping the wrapper off with his teeth and pulling it down his proud length. You could tell by his fast movements, he was just as eager to get inside of you as you was.
Toshinori then rubbed your aching entrance with his great throbbing cock. You whined for him to just put it in and he was happy to appease you.
Toshinori always started with slow gentle strokes only with the tip but that wasn't good enough for you now, he had already worked you up from eating you out just a few seconds earlier and the idea of your fantasy had you too desperate now. So you whined again and tried to fuck yourself on his cock at the pace you need. Toshinori caught on pretty quickly and grabbed your hips and pulled you fully around him.
Both of you groaned from the sudden action. Toshinori began moving again, this time fast and rough. You managed to pick up your phone that you had left on the table, turn on the camera, point it at the mirror in front of you and hit record.
The sight was beyond erotic. The Number 1 Hero drilling his secret lover from behind in dressing room on set of a news station. God, it made you so wet. The grin on your face with your moans made it evident.
Because of the mirror, both of you were able to see each other's faces. Toshinori's brow full of sweat and mouth covered in your cum and his own salvia was godly. Not to mention his look of determination as he continued pounding you brought you closer and closer to edge.
"All Might!" You cried, not really hearing yourself over the sound of his balls slapping your cheeks.
But he heard you (and possibly some others in the building) and he groaned in your ear, "Princess! Oh my good little girl!"
Fuck!
He knew calling you 'little girl' made you crazy.
"Oh All Might please!" You begged.
You knew you sounded like a bad pornstar, but you didn't care. You knew Toshi loved it and was about to give into your begging.
But before he could, the worst thing you could imagine happened next. A loud knock on the door.
"Miss?"
Both you and Toshinori froze and stared at each other in the mirror in fear and shook.
"Y-Yes?!" You answered.
"Miss, your driver is here waiting for you. They are outside." It was likely one of the crew members of the station. They turned the door handle, shooting fear through you so bad you could scream, but it didn't open.
The chair Toshinori had put against the door temporarily saved you two. Realising this, he slowly began moving inside of you again. You moaned softly at the feeling and quickly covered your mouth with your free hand (hand not holding up your phone that was still recording).
The crew member must of wondered why the door wasn't opening, considering none of the dressing room doors had locks on them for safety reasons, but didn't ask why or for you to open the door and instead just let go of the handle.
"Oh o-okay...t-thank you. Out in a miiintue!" You quickly choked out.
"Great. Do you happen to know where Mr. All Might is? His car arrived first but he isn't in his dressing room."
"Nooo!" You whined.
You could see the see the evil smile on your boyfriend's face in the mirror. No question, you were going to (try to) kick his ass after this.
"Ok, no worries. Thank you for coming Miss!"
Footsteps were heard leaving the door, presumably to go find your man. Toshinori laughed slightly and pulled your head back by your hair and started moving at the same fast pace he was before.
You groaned at the small pain and glared up at your soulmate, "You like torturing me, asshole?"
"Maybe a little." He smiled.
"Oh please just make me cum, Toshinori." You sighed, giving him your best doe eyed desperate-for-sex expression.
Your lover was more than happy to fulfil your request. This was definitely by far would be the best sex tape you two ever made.
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Later on the two of you were getting ready for better, you had finally finished your night skin care routine and was headed back to you and Toshinori's shared bedroom. He was still up reading a book in bed like usual, he looked and smiled when you walked into the room.
"Toshi," You began as you got comfortable in the bed, "What changed your mind today?"
"About what, Love?" He asked and put his book away to pull you closer to him.
"When I told you about my sex dream, you said it wouldn't happen." You pouted at him.
Toshinori's cheeks darkened, "Well, you got me all hot and bothered during the interview."
"How?" You raised an eyebrow.
"I like to see you handle touchy women for me." Toshinori smiled shyly now.
"Oh really?" You giggled, "You like having a jealous girlfriend?"
"A bit, yes." He admitted.
"Aw... maybe I should set them straight more often." You grinned and kissed his neck.
Toshinori shivered, both from the idea and the attention you was suddenly showing his neck, "Yes please...good girl."
You felt your heat burn at his words as well as his erection grow under the duvet and you eagerly wanted to head down under the duvet. But you both still had something to say.
"I'm sorry love, I was just a little scared about people finding out about us, and being intimate outside our home has got us caught before...and I feel like we already take a big risk with recording our moments together." Toshinori sighed.
"So you don't want to record anymore?" You looked heartbroken.
"Oh no, Princess! Of course not!" He pulled you into his lap and wrapped his arms around your waist (you could feel his lover's boner, which you wonder if he forgot about), "I love have something to remind myself of our best moments."
"We don't have to record anymore if you're worried it could get out." You replied, still looking sad.
"Honey, that's not what I was saying.." Toshinori kissed your head, "I love you and I love how excited you get by the camera. And I love watching our little videos."
You looked up at him, "I love you Toshi. And I just want you to be comfortable."
"I am comfortable, I'm always comfortable when I'm alone with you." Toshinori smiled.
You turned to look at him and kissed one of his sunken cheeks, "Ok... so if I keep your female fans in line... what will you do for me?"
"What do you want love?" Toshinori asked.
"I want a reward, All Might." You grinned and slowly stroked your lover's excited friend.
He shivered again. Mustering up all his strength, Toshinori transformed into All Might. His erection underneath you went from poking you ass to almost straight up penetrating you. A loud moan came from your throat, the ending of it was muffled from All Might gently pushing you off his lap and all the way down till you were face down onto the end of the bed and ass up.
The muscular blonde Silver Fox gently rubbed your ass with one hand whilst the other fought off this sweat pants (that did absolutely nothing to hide his lower reigns). Once his pants were off and his length was fully exposed, All Might picked up his phone from his nightstand, pointed the camera down at you and hit record.
"Little Princess... do you think my cock at full size is a good enough reward for being such a good girl for me?"
The camera got a very lovely shot of your wetness soaking through your sweatpants just from his words. You felt your cunt clench around nothing and you looked back at your lover.
"Yes please Daddy."
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t3a-tan · 7 months ago
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Okay, we know Oliver isn't scared of James but.. what if James (accidentally or not) actually did something that would scare the shit outta Oliver? Make Oliver feel totally vulnerable and terrified?
We really need to see their angst!
(love your work🥰)
You guys asked for it. Ironically @justme315 also just made a post whilst I was in the middle of writing it about wanting some good angst-- hopefully this is filling enough. I also tied this into the injury prompt 31 which was requested!
31) "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry."
Word count: 1,685
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“We all make mistakes, James. It's a part of life. You shouldn't hold onto that guilt forever. You said yourself that Emily forgave you for—”
“Emily forgiving me doesn't fix anything! Fuck, Oliver— I… I don't want your therapy-speak right now, it's just pissing me off!” James interrupted, a slight growl in his tone as he levelled a half-glare in the borrower's direction. His hands gestured as he spoke to emphasise his point. He knew Oliver was only trying to help, but he always made it sound so simple when life just wasn't like that.
Oliver winced at the volume but didn't let it bother him too much, sensing that if he told James to quiet down that might just aggravate him further. He focused instead on what James said. Therapy-speak?
“That's…just how I speak, James. I'm sorry if it made things worse, I’ll try to…hm.” He paused, thinking over what to do to fix his speech in the moment. “I’ll try not to say too many words. I understand that can be overwhelming for some people when they're in distress. My apologies.”
James groaned, slamming an elbow onto the edge of the table as he buried his face in one of his hands for a moment. He looked up, brows furrowing with irritation clear in his expression. “You are literally doing it right now—”
Oliver bristled.
“Oh. I'm…sorry. I'm just trying to communicate clearly so my intentions and feelings aren't misunderstood.” He hesitated again for a moment as he tried to figure out what about his speech was therapy-speak. Did James not want comfort..? But then what was Oliver supposed to do? He certainly wasn't going to participate in James's self-loathing. He offered a reassuring smile. “How would you like me to speak? I just want to help.”
James inhaled slowly before letting out a huff, closing his eyes and burying his face in both hands now. Rather than answering Oliver he stayed like that; silent, annoyed but trying to hold it back. He knew Oliver just wanted to help— but sometimes that just made James feel worse because Oliver had it all figured out and James didn't.
Sometimes he admired Oliver so much, but other times he felt so jealous. Even now, James knew that he was being the bad guy. Oliver wasn't a malicious person and clearly only cared but James really didn't want care right now. He wanted to shout and yell and throw things and collapse in a corner and cry to himself as the thought of one drink wouldn't hurt kept replaying in his mind over and over again.
Sometimes he just needed that time to get it all out so it wouldn't keep bubbling up inside of him, and Oliver was the one who was keeping him from that. Ultimately neither option would fix the relationships he had broken, so it didn't matter which one he picked, right? Self-destruction was probably some fucked up form of self-love in some way.
“I’m sorry—” Oliver began, feeling slightly on edge seeing James be so quiet and simply assuming, correctly, that he had spoken wrong again. He didn't like the feeling at all. He hadn't felt it before when facing an angry human; even angry dangerous humans; because James was his friend and he wasn't used to seeing him in that way. It felt wrong.
And something was clearly wrong because before Oliver could react, he was snatched up into a fist and lifted up to eye level. The position he was grabbed in was less than comfortable, and Oliver had been startled seeing the movement come from someone who hadn't really grabbed him much since their first meeting. Fully facing James's glare felt almost akin to staring down a gun barrel and Oliver felt nervous despite himself.
“Would you shut up?!! I didn't ask you for help or advice, so stop fucking telling me how I’m supposed to fucking feel!! I'm not stupid— I already know that this isn't bloody productive, but for God sake Oliver, you don't know shit about what I've done!!” James knew he was taking out his anger at himself on Oliver right now, but he just wanted him to stop trying.
Oliver grimaced at the further increase in volume, especially from up close. Even after the shouting and swearing though he could still only see that his friend was suffering and all he wanted to do was help. James might not want it, but he needed it at that moment… He needed to break free of these self-destructive patterns.
“I know you aren't a monster.” He responded simply, and despite his slight unease Oliver still managed to meet James's gaze with his own; seeing right through him and into the hurt that was beneath all of the anger. He could see how watery his friend's gaze was.
And that was what made James snap.
He just wanted to get a reaction— some confirmation of his own thoughts and feelings about himself. He wasn't thinking straight.
James squeezed his hand slightly.
He regretted it in the same second he did it, breath hitching and his hand immediately dropping back down to the table and releasing Oliver onto it like a reflex. His expression of anger quickly became one of horror as he processed the small crack he had heard and felt when he had squeezed. Oliver always seemed so invincible that the harsh reminder that he wasn't hit James like a ton of bricks.
“I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.” James gasped, blinking quickly to try to keep the water out of his eyes. Why did I do that? Why on Earth did I do that?? His hand covered his mouth slightly seeing Oliver's alarmed and dazed expression as he raised his arm and looked upon his newly broken wrist. I did that. Oh god.
“I'm…fine…” The borrower uttered slowly, still focused on the injury. The adrenaline rush was likely responsible for the numbness he felt buzzing through his whole body and keeping the pain from being unbearable, so he was fine. For now. His voice wavered slightly and he found it difficult to look up at his friend at the moment.
Is this fear? Why am I afraid..? James is my friend, and this was an accident. He wasn't trying to break anything I'm sure… Oliver brought his other hand up to cradle the injury only to notice his hand was shaking. Not just his hand…his whole body. No. I can't be scared. It will only make things worse…
Oliver looked down at his shoes, trying to gather himself again but failing miserably.
“I.. I'm sorry that I hurt you so much, James. I don't mean to.” He felt something wet roll down his cheek and drip onto the floor. Stunned by the fact that he was crying right now, Oliver wiped it off with his uninjured hand before looking at his slightly dampened fingertips with a furrowed brow of confusion.
“Fuck. Oliver don't apologise, I…” James trailed off. He had never seen Oliver shake or cry before— and even if Oliver was still talking fine James could hear the fear in his voice. “I can help. Just—”
As he reached forward to offer Oliver a hand and take him to where the medical supplies were kept, the usually stoic borrower suddenly backpedalled, stumbling back so suddenly that he ended up falling backwards and onto his behind. James's hand snapped back like it had been burned and his lips pressing into a stressed line.
Oliver's heart was pounding as he stared up at James. He had never been like this before, and he didn't like it at all… I need to get a hold of myself. It was an accident. It was an accident… Despite him assuring himself of that again and again his mouth felt dry as he met James's horrified gaze. He was reminded of the glare that had been there only moments ago.
“It…it was an accident. You wouldn't break anything on purpose… It was a mistake.” He murmured to himself, shoulders bunching up and knees being brought closer to his chest. Even when other humans had given him similar injuries, Oliver had never felt like this. He hesitated, looking down again. “Could I have some medical supplies?”
James stood up quickly, wincing as he saw Oliver flinch in response. He opened his mouth to apologise again before deciding against it and quickly going to the kitchen to retrieve the first aid kit. You haven't changed. Even after everything you haven't changed.
He took a deep breath to try to settle his nerves as he grabbed everything needed and walked back in. Oliver was still sitting in the same position; still not looking at him. I took it for granted again. James set the kit down before resting his hands on the edge of the table. He bit his lip.
“Can I help..?” He asked, desperate to try and right his wrong at least a little. He deflated as he saw Oliver's small shake of the head.
“I would like to be alone for a while, please. I..I don't like how I'm feeling at the moment…” Oliver spoke and James hated how he could hear the nervous trembles in his voice. Still, he nodded, standing up more slowly this time. As he looked down at his friend from this position it became clear just how small and vulnerable he was… He blinked again but it didn't help with the tears this time as one simply rolled down his cheek anyway.
“I’m sorry…” He uttered softly. Why did I think it was okay to grab him in the first place? Just because I can? What kind of monster would do something like that..? Lip trembling slightly, James turned and began to walk away only to pause when he heard Oliver's voice again.
“I forgive you.”
James stood still for a few more moments before leaving the room and sitting at the edge of his bed, cradling his head in his hands. He grit his teeth, shutting his eyes tightly.
Forgiveness wouldn't fix anything.
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pedriswife · 2 years ago
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𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 ☆ 𝐏𝐞𝐝𝐫𝐢 𝐆𝐨𝐧𝐳𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐳
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《In which Pedri and the reader have been in a relationship for a while but its not as perfect as it seems.》
TW⚠️: mentions of cheating, swearing, mentions of heavy drinking and reckless behaviour
~ part 2 to "The Other Woman". Part 3 will be posted soon, I hope you enjoy this as much as you have enjoyed part 1, thank you for the likes guys 🫶🏼
As you entered the kitchen, Pedri had his back to you, still preparing your meal. He was gently humming but he felt your presence behind him and immediately turned around to face you. His facial expression dropped upon seeing your tear stained face and your phone in your hand.
"Mi vida? What is the matter? Is something wrong?" Pedri was instantly by your side, your face in his hands, looking straight into your eyes. You ripped away from his touch, feeling more betrayed. How could he act as if nothing has happened?
You turned your phone to him and saw his puzzled face upon recognising himself in the compromising picture.
"What is this Pedro? Care to explain to me why I'm seeing you in a car with another woman?"
He was quick to respond "Its not what it looks like, I promise, she's just a friend, I'm not cheating on you". He wanted to say more but you stopped him before another word left his mouth.
"Pedro, I don't want to hear it. You always do this; the stolen glances, checking other women out, getting touchy with them, and now you're kissing yet another different girl out of the hundred others before her. This may not be cheating to you but it is to me. You just can't seem to commit yourself to me. All this time I get people saying they are jealous of our relationship, of how perfect it is but the reality is that it is ANYTHING but perfect. AND THAT IS BECAUSE OF YOU! You keep FUCKING me up, making me look like a desperate whore in the media pulling all these stunts! GET A FUCKING GRIP! I'M DONE WITH THIS SHIT! WE. ARE. OVER!" - you screamed out, your rage finally getting the better of you.
Pedri said nothing but look at you with tears in his eyes. He knew you were right; this time he took it too far.
"Mi vida, please, let me make it up to you, it all meant nothing to me, you're the only one for me. I love you and only you please" - he begged, trying to reach out to you again only to be pushed away.
Seeing him like this made your heart break but the fact was that he broke your heart too and you just couldn't take it anymore. You finally decided; you had to put yourself first and this meant letting Pedri go.
"I'm sorry Pedro but this relationship can't continue like this. It's time to break up; I'll pack my stuff up and leave, this is the best for the both of us" - you finally said and made your way upstairs to get your bag and keys, Pedri still kneeling on the kitchen floor, the breakfast he made, long forgotten.
Once you grabbed your stuff and made your way to the floor Pedri was still looking at you with pleading eyes, the only word leaving his lips "please".
You gave him one last look and said "goodbye Pedro".
* few days later*
Safe to say, your break up with Pedri hit you quite hard; after all you had many memories together and it was difficult to leave all of those behind. However, you had amazing friends who helped you slowly get over this; they took you to parties, days out, anything to take your mind of Pedri. It did make you feel a bit heartless, the fact that you got over the heartbreak a bit quickly.
Pedri however, was not doing as good as you; he was a total wreck. During practice he just wasn't his usual lively self. No matter how Gavi and Ferran tried to cheer him up, it just wasn't working. This was then noticed by the manager Xavi, who noticed a serious change within one of his best players.
Later Gavi noticed that even though they have the "no drinking" rule whilst playing back to back matches, Pedri was constantly going out and getting massively drunk to the point where he was passed out and the bar, bartenders having to call his friends to pick him up. It was clear that he suffered from this break; he needed you to bring his life back to normal.
After closely monitoring more of Pedri's behaviour, on the fifth day after the incident, Ferran and Gavi have had enough; they decided to do what they thought was best: call you and beg you to take him back.
*present day*
Gavi was staring at your number on his phone, gathering his thoughts on how to approach the matter; he knew he had to do this. Even though he fully condemned Pedri's behaviour, he realised that Pedri only had his love for you and no one else. Now he just wanted to help his best friend in winning you back. Ferran was also present, helping a hungover Pedri who was slung across Gavi's couch to some light food and water.
"Come on, please pick up, this is important" Gavi said as he waited for your answer. After the third ring you finally picked up the call.
"Pablo? What's wrong, why are you calling me?" It wasn't rare for Gavi to call you but you didn't expect this as you haven't talked since you and Pedri called it quits.
"Look y/n, before you say anything, I know what Pedri did was wrong but I'm calling you to ask you as his and your friend to please come over to my house and forgive him. Ever since you left him, he's been a mess; not taking care of himself, he's lost his passion for football and has been making some very reckless decisions due to heavy drinking. Please just this once, please".
Before you had time to overthink your decision, you just simply replied with "I'll be there in 10 mins" and hung up the phone.
Truth was, you still loved Pedri very much, after all you have been dating for a long time. You knew it would take time and lots of persuasion to forgive him, but you were willing to give it another go.
A/N: spoiler alert! I decided to feed you guys with some smut in Part 3. Before that however, I hope you enjoy the second part.
Hugs and kisses, pedriswife 🫶🏼
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basu-shokikita · 11 months ago
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Your skwistok duel rants have actually made me ship them. I've been rewatching the series and I'm starting to see more sparks than I did on my first couple watches. Any other big series moments that have you seeing more of their compatibility?
ahhh really?? that's so nice to hear ;o; i love my silly boys
hmm well, tbh skwisgaar accepting toki into the band was what sold me out on skwistok for good. but it's exactly because it explained EVERYTHING for me. before watching dsr i liked skwistok but i was convinced it was a one-sided deal on toki's part. but once that we were shown that it was skwisgaar who welcomed him into dethklok, that it was skwisgaar and skwisgaar only who wanted him in it i was like oh shit...he loves him back....
so rewatching the series with this origin story in mind, made me see them under a new light, particularly when it came to skwisgaar. whereas before i saw skwisgaar being uncaring of toki, i was now realizing that he did care, he just had a shitty way of showing it. he's a tough love kinda guy. yet, he's still a bit possessive of him and pretty protective for his cold bitch standards.
but anyway for skwistok moments that i find important in no order:
skwisgaar's weird jealous tantrum when he walks into toki and his guitar teacher in dethlessons. it's fucking hysterical but i'm also fascinated with the way it's framed like toki is cheating on skwisgaar. which skwisgaar definitely thought, by the way. yes, he was worried about toki becoming better than him but imo he was also upset about toki having a guitar bond with anyone that wasn't him. and hey, after the duel? it makes total sense.
skwistok drunk driving and shooting at the beginning of dethrace. i've already talked about how funny it is to me that skwisgaar was doing that with toki but mostly i think it speaks miles about the both of them that they chose each other to go fuck around and break the law. like, these guys are actually close???
in the same vein, skwistok pranking murderface in prankklok. the way toki lies in skwisgaar's bed so comfortably, like he's been there soo many times that it's essentially his room too. his two little feet dangling in the air, silly laugh while listening to skwisgaar on the phone. it's so fucking cute they love each other's company so much
the infamous 'stop copies me' from dethcarraldo. not only does it send me to tears everytime but it showcases their competitive nature in a way that i find both endearing and cute. i mean, toki repeating everything skwisgaar says and refusing to acknowledge it??? and skwisgaar acting like an offended child about it?? these guys share the braincell, how can you ever separate them?
toki dressing up as skwisgaar in the dethklok tribute band. stealing his clothes. acting stupid when skwisgaar pointed it out. looking absolutely elated when he was called skwisgaar skwigelf in that shitty club. shit out of a fanfic i swear. and then not only that but skwisgaar being fine with being toki in the tribute band?? you guys get a room my god
toki hitting skwisgaar the most in doublebookedklok* considering charles said toki was hitting his bandmates cause he wanted their attention...does it mean he wants skwisgaar's attention the most? look, it might be obvious by this point but having the narrative acknowledge that toki not only idolizes skwisgaar but wants his attention...
the unforgettable, the iconic 'i'll sees you in vallhaska' scene from the s1 finale. i feel like it truly bares skwistok's dynamic to its core. skwisgaar unable to say goodbye properly, so he tells him he'll see him again. toki unable to admit how he really feels about skwisgaar so he says he hates him. skwisgaar smiling because he KNOWS that's not what toki really meant. peak romance right here
skwisgaar actually trying to save toki in bookklok. it's played for the laughs but i can't stop thinking of how skwisgaar genuinely thought toki was going to die and, despite toki essentially ruining his life, he didn't hesitate to run and try to save him. 'comes back to me toki' lives rent free in my mind like what the hell was that. what in the WORLD. was that. jesus christ. how could they end the ep like this really
the entirety of the staresdown. skwistok canon, i'm afraid
last but not least i'd say the entirety of army of the doomstar tbh. it might not be focused on skwistok but the skwistok moments we got out of it were GOLDEN. narrative wise i give a special shoutout to toki carrying skwisgaar on his back + giving him his guitar cause he knew skwis needed it. the amount of love and concern in here. that's his beautiful guitarist wife that he adores.
these are the big moments of the top off my head but really it is about the details with them. a lot of nuances in their relationship are kinda lost to the background because it's not their dynamic that carries the plot, so you just gotta focus on them haha. for example one of my subtle faves is toki going catatonic in dethfam and skwisgaar going 'what?? you're not talking to me??' because like. damn this bitch can't handle his little guy not talking to him for 5 seconds. talk about being codependent
anyway, i hope i answered your question somehow anon ✌️
*upon rewatching doublebookedklok, i've realized toki hits murderface just as much as he does skwisgaar but my point still stands. at the very least skwisgaar is one of the members toki wants the most attention from
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indigosabyss · 1 month ago
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Tentative Champions Roster For Champions x Umbrella Academy S3
Reality changed with a fizzle, and seven pairs of feet digging into ground they were never meant to touch.
"Well, that... wasn't how I was expecting this to go," Kamala noted, hands resting on her hips as she looked at a giant billboard ad of some superhero group.
"Oh, god, are we trapped here forever?" Qureshi asked nervously.
"Data from previous incidents say we shall be back home in a week, maximum," Viv consoled.
"Standard protocol: we link up with the local team here," Kamala said, looking around, "But which of us were caught in the jump?"
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Kamala Khan aka "Ms Marvel"
They watched the fans gathered at the base of the building, clamoring to grab the towel thrown from the roof.
Kamala wrinkled her nose, "Ew."
"I know," Amka rested a hand on her shoulder.
"I wanna bite something, those costumes are so disgusting. How dare they be the only superheroes and do this."
"Shhh, it'll be alright. Don't fight this guy, you know we need them on our side," Amka said carefully, tugging Viv over to grip Kamala's other arm, in case she tried to lunge at him.
~~~~~
2. Vivian Vision aka "Viv"
They were in a standoff in the mansion, the Champs and two other teams that seemed to have a lot more history with each other.
Finally, the silence was broken by a man with a beard, looking desperately at a corridor, "Mom?"
"'Mom'? She's a robot, you pervert," a woman from the Sparrow Academy said.
"Something wrong with that?" Viv asked, irked.
~~~~~
3. Amka Aliyak aka "Snowguard"
Fei called her crows back to absorb them into her back.
One of them, however, didn't meld into her.
Instead, it transformed into a girl in white and blue clothes.
"Surprise!" she grinned, and then turned into a bear.
~~~~~
4. Nadia van Dyne aka "The Wasp"
The crows drove Allison and Klaus into a closet, and were now chipping away on the outside.
"Hey, you wanna get out of here?" a cheery voice asked from behind Allison while she braced the door.
Both of the Umbrellas yelped, before processing that it was one of the teenagers that had made this whole thing so much more confusing.
This one was the white girl with a bobcut and a poofy skirt.
"We're trying to leave," she pointed out, "But there's murder birds on the other side."
"Also, how'd you get in there?" Klaus asked.
"Snuck in through the gap in the bottom. Pinpoint, get us out of here!" she clapped. A disk of light opened under their feet.
~~~~~~
5. Qureshi Gupta aka "Pinpoint"
They fell through the disk, and landed in blinding sunlight. On a roof.
Allison looked around in surprise, seeing the mansion across the street from them.
"What the hell?" she turned to the girl, "Did you do that?"
"No, I shrink and grow," Bobcut Girl said, "Pinpoint teleports."
A boy standing to the side waved shyly.
"Wow, you're so tiny. Allison, were we this tiny when Dad made us...?" Klaus asked.
~~~~~
7. Fernanda Rodriguez aka "The Locust"
"Coming through!" the girl with the bulky red getup and blue scarf yelled, bringing one massive foot down on Alphonso.
He didn't move, though out of surprise this time than any tactical reason.
The superpowered kick landed, and both him and the girl suffered the full brunt of it, landing side by side on the ground, wheezing.
"You're strong," she said.
"So're you. Super strength?" he guessed, unsure why he was asking. Never fought another super before, after all.
"Nah, don't have powers," she replied, "That's just hydraulics."
Huh.
He thinks he broke a rib.
~~~~~
6. Tommy Shepherd aka "Speed"
They were all catching their breath at the park. Everyone except Tommy, who was nursing a different wound.
"I'm totally going to lose my job," he languished on an entire bench by himself, "And for what? An adventure with the Baby Avengers?"
Viv hummed, "I thought you would be more excited for a mission with me."
He perked up immensely, "Oh, fuck yeah! It's gonna be a brother sister bonding mission! We're gonna make Billy so jealous."
"He's Emperor Consort of two different alien empires. There's nothing you can do to make him jealous," Nadia told him.
Luther looked between them all, "Why're you guys still here?"
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Ever After High X Twisted Wonderland.
I was high when I made this please forgive the babble. I needed it to be said.
OKay so arguably the TWSTverse goes the best with the EAHverse. I may rant about Descendants later but lemme get this out first via Headcanon.
Riddle Rosehearts:
Pre OB! Royal Post OB! Rebel
The hedgehogs get along.
He and Lizzie have an odd relationship. They both have mommy issues but they both want to live up to their mothers' standards. Riddle has a hyperfixation for her mom and a deep seeded pride regarding her, that gets strained when he and Lizzie commiserate about shitty moms. Lizzie feels weird cuz he's nice but he idolizes her mom and that's awkward when you both have bad moms you still love in a strained almost begrudging way. They're good friends but don't seem like it due to the awkwardness of it all
He really gets along with Kitty and Maddie. Strangely Maddie is the one that reminds him of Che'Nya (Kitty does too because duh but personality wise). Always talking in riddles and rhymes but still a very good friend.
Gets introduced to Ginger via Trey and has to fight himself internally to not fucking ask for a strawberry tart from her. He's genuinely curious as to what it tastes like but knows that Trey would grill his ass into knowing which one was better and would face Dorm Card Trey Consequences. 
Trey Clover:
Rebel and always has been.
He's great friends with Lizzie due to her being kinda just a tamer Riddle.
Friends with Kitty and Maddie as well.
Has had baking contests with Ginger. (Friendly? maybe.)
Midkey respects Daring for having that pearly white of teeth. He's a little jealous, but Trey has the leg up because Daring is kinda vapid.
Is weirdly close with Mad Hatter cuz Trey is always able to concoct whatever weird flavor he's asked for.
Cater Diamond:
He's a Rebel 4lifer
He and Goldie are fucking ride or die besties. Swapping influencer tips? Yes. I bet they even got matching endorsements.
Him and Maddie are besties but not as much. He likes how bubbly she is.
Cater also really gets along with Briar and they're able to connect a little about insecurities and socializing stress.
Cater would fucking love it here everything is so aesthetic and his Magicam would blow tf up plus he's so girlie pop I don't think the transition would be that hard for him. He fits in really well.
Deuce Spade:
Rebel 
NGL him and Ace also fit into EAH really well they're good people (most of the time) and their flaws are light hearted enough to survive transplanting. Deuce is just a lil ditzy and has some anger issues but really loves his mom and baby chickens??? Just a little guy energy.
He would get along well with Cerise imo. Their vibes are similar to me, that is the best explanation I have.
Probably has a crush on Raven he also relates somewhat to the bad past but wants to be good things.
Ace Trappola:
Rebel
Ace is a shitter. Fucking asshole goofster. But he has a pretty decent head on his shoulders.
Really gets along with Kitty being two shitsers.
Strangely good friends with Lizzie. I mean if you're gonna rule at least be fair yeah?
Epel Felmier:
Rebel
He's absolute BESTIES with Darling. Because they're both feminine and want to break out of what life has assigned them. 
He's also pretty tight with Cedar.
Wants to be friends with Ramona so so so so so fucking bad.
Vil Schoenheit:
I hate to say it but my man is a centrist.
He understands and respects the audacity the royals have to think they can force others into roles they aren't meant for. However that's kinda his whole fucking issue in life. He doesn't mind some of the Royals, Apple is certainly more bearable than Neige and I'm certain that Vil can see right through her.
Sympathizes with Apple honestly. He'd want to like this Evil Queen and has pointed out her good points like being strong at magic and a good manipulator but also she's kinda a bitch so womp womp.
Totally gets along with Raven he's like the midpoint between the two.
Is very annoyed by Goldie.
Hangs out with Cupid and Rook sometimes. 
Good friends with and commiserates with Duchess.
Rook Hunt:
Rebel ofc bb
Bro if so girly pop and hangs out with Cupid. They go on about pretty things and love together. He and Vil encourage her to go after Dexter.
He's aloof enough to fit into the EAH verse.
Does his rounds with the cast susing them out. Has the Leona infatuation with Ramona. 
Isn't fond of Goldie she's too keen to pry into his life.
Idia Shroud:
Is a Doomer Royal with Rebel sentiments.
Bro is maybe too sad for EAH but the books are a lil kwazy soo…
He hangs out with the gamer boys sometimes like Humphrey and Dexter if he has to socialize.
Would rather hang with Ortho but Ortho is hanging out with Cedar.
Fucking hates it here.
Ortho Shroud:
Bro fucking LOVES it here. Absolute Rebel.
He and Cedar are FAST FAST friends for being non human humans.
Loves hanging with Maddie and the girls.
Probably has like a shitpost Snap/Insta with the wackiest fucking pictures of himself, Cedar. Briar, Raven and Maddie. Like drunk college kid shit, tiddlywinks and necromancy.
Is everyone's little brother and he fucking THRIVES being able to be an enabled little shitter. No clue who helped Kitty and Ace with their latest prank. Couldn't be sweet Ortho! He's just a little guy!
Azul Ashengrotto:
Considered a neutral student for business, but is very much a pragmatist about it whatever the fuck that means lmao. He's a Rebel
Is both sad and relieved there aren't more eels.
He and Hopper are besties tho.
Suave cool guys sometimes and fucking trainwrecks otherwise? Kinnies even
Becomes lowkey midkey hydrophobic upon learning Meeshell turns fishy when wet.
Jade and Floyd:
Both Rebels ofc
Floyd and Jade are living it tf up.
Jade is investigating new mushrooms
Floyd is fucking shit up everywhere he goes and teaching them basketball or learning their basketball.
OFC Floyd has the nicknames on DECK
Maddie likes Floyd's silly nicknames and isn't so fond of him being mean sometimes.
She's also like mildly scared of Jade but he's nice to her dad and they talk about mushroom tea and treats so he's okay in her book.
Floyd always be racing Ramona or Cerise or doing some dumb shit with Briar.
Jade does his girlboss info gathering like in the one vignette with Vil where he looks so pathetically malewife.
Cedar is kept very very far from them.
Jamil Viper:
Rebel and honestly most of them are.
Surprisingly hangs out with Justine and Duchess. 
They be dancing N shit y'know.
Surprisingly gets along with Ashlynn.
Hangs out with Duchess when she gets fed up with Leona.
They vent about Kalim and Princess.
Kalim Al-Asim
Rebel but is so bubbly and sympathetic he's almost a centrist.
Kalim is so sweet he'd be like "Yeah Apple I totally get you wanna be queen and stuff but it makes Raven sad. :((("
Man is living it UP per usual.
He's hanging with every single person he can.
Absolute besties with Briar and Melody.
He's such a ball of sunshine.
He'd be so fucking happy here.
Leona Kingscholar:
Rebel ofc and would be a lot more dramatic about it than Raven is/was.
She ripped the page out of the Book of Legends? Bestie Leona would've dusted the whole thing like Azul's contracts. 👀 👀
Okay that's exaggerating he would've done the same thing.. Maybe
Honestly jokes aside he'd be more akin to Idia. A doomer rebel. 
He bothers tf out of Duchess and they're actually good friends.
Her drive to succeed kinda invigorates him.
Honestly bro is the same as ever. He eeps, he eats, he makes Ruggie do shit. 
SIKE!!!
Leona in the EAHverse would come to be like a god-tier version of himself. It would force his character development into being better than Falena imo. Yeah you could look at him and say he's just laze around, but in the middle of not only a class, but a life threatening conflict that is so deeply entwined with his actual life? If you ask me a PostOB! Leona would be all OVER this shit. He would be making full on plans and figuring shit out like well…a king. *laugh track*
Maybe then he'd like leave Ruggie alone or have a heart to heart with Ruggie or some cool emotionally mature shit. 
Ruggie Bucchi:
So audaciously a Rebel.
He hangs a lot with Maddie and Ashlynn.
Rosabella is also very nice to him. They're like sibs imo. She tells him to be nicer he tells her she's short or smthn and gives her backbone a boost.
Ruggie with a more developed Leona and with something solid to stand for would be a force to be reckoned with ngl. Even tho I think Ruggie has the weird trauma impulse that he has to earn his keep or earn others love for him so while I think Leona would be nicer to Ruggie part of that kindness is the unspoken way Leona lets Ruggie "steal" from him or do his laundry or whatever to feel like he has "earned" that money or food when those are just things people should do for you or do their best to provide for you because you exist and you are loved and cared for.
Anyway I just think we'd get a softer and a bit less cynical Ruggie. Not less crafty tho.
Jack Howl:
Rebel obvi.
Absolute besties with the Wolf sisters.
They do wolf things together.
Honestly I don't think much would change for him.
He'd be with the Savannaclaw boys being huge Rebel activists because of course they are. <3
Malleus Draconia:
Conflicted but ultimately a Rebel. Understands that people have things they need to do but they should be afforded the choice if possible.
HUGE HUGE BESTIES with Raven. Goth Girlies Unite!!!
Being around Raven and Maddie alot does WONDERS with him being more social and approachable. Maddie is their "cute item"
Hangs out with Cupid a lot after hearing about an old Gargoyle friend she had and REALLY wants to go to Monster High and meet her.
Fucking hates Faybelle. Thinks it's uncouth to crash parties.
Gets so so sad just looking or thinking about Briar.
They're mega besties tho and he like apologizes several times over even though it wasn't his Thorn Fairy that caused this. Immortality sucks dick.
She tells him to chill and shows him how to work a phone. /hj
They cry into ice cream and go on adventures a lot.
Lilia Vanrouge:
Rebel silly
Bro loves it here. The people are so spookable and he's just a cute little guy y'know!
He dispenses his wisdom and has an official ban from all kitchens so decreed by a combined front of (everyone) but mostly Ginger, Trey, and the Crumbs.
Hangs out mostly gaming but also with Poppy!
Poppy does his hair all the time, mostly via magic for funsies.
Also hangs with Kitty and Courtly.
Silver:
Rebel (He's his father's son)
Fits in so well. Really looks like one of the Charmings.
Hangs out mostly with Darling and Chase.
He has a one sided blood feud with both Hunter and Apple.
He's so princely and he's surrounded by birds and is in nature all the time??
Apple thinks he's coming for her place being so pretty when sleeping and surrounded by forest animals and flowers?? C'mon man wtf??
Hunter thinks he's coming for his girlfriend because Silver was nice to/talked to Ashlynn ONCE.
Bro can't catch a break from Briar either. She's the opp of his sleepiness. 
Sebek Zigvolt:
Sebek would be whatever Malleus is because loyalty. He is in all honesty so truly deeply conflicted.
All he wants to do is be a good knight for Malleus. He has wanted this forever. It's like his destiny. But then again he kinda (maybe? Idk I haven't read chapter 7 anything) got to choose this. But he should be loyal to whatever it is Malleus chooses, but what if in this world the book chose some STRANGER to be Malleus' knight and not him? AND THEN WHAT IF
In short he's very likely a Rebel he's just gotta get their. 
Crisis of Identity part 2 aka (I've conquered my internalized racism at being part human but now I'm not sure who I am personality and morality wise. What a conundrum! The Musical The Series The Musical.)
He hangs out with Darling and Chase as well.
Is also pretty close with Cerise and Raven.
All in all things would go pretty well together not that ANY of what I said explains that, but in long:
EAH is based on the idea of Destiny v.s Free Will and talks about the deep seeded fears and problems that would come from a society that tells you you must be one thing your whole life when you want to be another. Which goes very well with how the Overblots happen. 
Riddle is pressured and abused by his mother to be a perfect star child and that pressure is too much for him and he snaps. 
Leona is always considered second best and less than his brother. 
Azul has a poorly written (imo) overblot but he wants to feel comfortable in his own skin and feels he needs to do so by being in total control of every situation so he can look good and not feel inferior, as he was bullied in his childhood.
Jamil has to downplay himself to make Kalim look better and is made to live a life where he can never be his true self. 
Vil also has a poorly written overblot (imo) but he wants to feel loved and appreciated and to not be the villain he's always casted as. (Literally Raven's ENTIRE thing)
Idia wants to be a hero, and cope with the guilt of feeling like he killed his brother.
Malleus is grappling with mortality and not having a "proper" family. (Briar does the first half of this in the show)
EAH also does bend and change these "destinies"
Darling being Apple's "Prince"
Daring being with Rosabella when he was certain he'd be with Apple.
In the books, Cedar coming to terms with "being human" without having to be made of physical flesh and bone or being actually human. Thus disregarding the need for her story. 
Apple being the more ruthless between her and Raven when she is supposed to be kind and sweet.
Red and Big Bad being together.
In the books again, Brooke interacting with the story. 
So in long with shit for details and no real argument. I think Ever After High and TWST would make a great crossover and maybe I just want more people to do more idk modern(??) things with EAH. But also I'm a sucker for X but a Highschool/College thing.
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Who is she? Spencer Reid x Fmc
So, this is it. My first oneshot. It is a Criminal minds Oneshot. The point is to introduce fmc to y'all and the BAU. There's a case, politics force the BAU to get help for it. Fmc goes undercover. She's supposed to be the funny morally gray character, so I hope I kinda catch that.
Warnings: Cursing, mentions of violence, murder, drugs, fmc gets drugged, hint at past drug abuse ~1.3k words
Whoever the fuck is responsible for letting politics mingle with law enforcement really did smoke way too much weed. They already make the rules. Now they make the rules for those that enforce the rules even after they already made the rules?? Fine. Maybe I smoke too much too.
Seriously though, this job drives me nuts. One day I'm running towards bombs, trying to diffuse them (which luckily has worked for me for quite some time) and the next day I get called to the fucking FBI to help them with an undercover case that handles a killer that has killed three people. Three. Not saying I've got more important things to do, but I honestly kinda do. As if they have no other redhead with green eyes in the departement.
According to my dickhead boss 'not one with your ass'. Right. I'll gladly fry his ass if I ever get the chance. So, beautiful monday, fantastic. I walk into the BAU. Get introduced to even more beautiful people (like honestly damn, if I wasn't bi they totally would've made me question things)
Then the case briefing. Started beautifully with the whisper of "Who is she?" from the nerdy looking guy with the glasses and the brown cardigan jacket. The question was directed at the African-American man seated next to him. They both eye me curiously. Not just them, their female colleagues too. I already know the Unit Chief, Aaron Hotchner, and the media liaison, Jennifer Jareau. So that crosses off the fatherly-looking brunet and the young, pretty blonde. The oldest in the room would probably be Jason Gideon. He's generally known as one of the founders of the BAU.
That leaves the pretty brunette sitting on nerd's other side, nerd himself and his friend. Introductions were made. Turns out they're happy about my help, but do share the opinion that it was stupid to push the case. Problem being that the case was, in fact, being pushed.
Apparently, politicians take it as a personal attack when their models get murdered. Even more so, they're arrogant enough to make the death of three innocent women about themselves. I quote: "She was supposed to come with me to my room tonight, this is so scary. What if they wanted to attack me?"
Whatever. At least these women might get their justice faster. Back to the point, the case are the murders of three women. Three redhead, green-eyed, model women. Great. They got killed all throughout the states, which is why nobody noticed the pattern.
The models get drugged on set, go outside to get some fresh air and get taken, most likely in a van. The unsub knows perfectly well how to get around the cameras and any curious eyes. In fact, they have pretty much nothing on him. The models are all in their late teens-early twenties, so victimology doesn't give that much either. The model industry is a dangerous territory anyway, it could be anyone. Jealous girl, partner of the jealous girl, any person obsessed with another model, somebody that has an obsession with a green-eyed redhead that he can never have?
The suspect pool is as big as the pressure. The last model was supposed to meet with a senator, so her kill was somehow taken personally and as an attack. Naturally, some bootlickers a little further down the chain decided it'd be a perfect undercover mission for me. I do have a past of udnercover work, but there's a reason I left that behind. As if they care.
And that is how we all ended at a show. Precisely how I ended showing underwear on a catwalk and baiting the unsub while the team is somewhere in the crowd, keeping an eye on people. There are local police forces covering the back entrance, making sure nobody suspicious comes or goes.
It's not that I feel particularly unsafe, despite the lingering danger of a serial killer somewhere in the building. It's more that I'm pissed off that they pulled me back for this. My fucking boss doesn't make it better. I really need to quit and find something else. At this point I'm just surrounded by idiots. Maybe the BAU wouldn't be so bad after all... Whatever. Focus! Murderer! Now!
I have walked out there like three times by now. My throat is all dried up. Plus it slowly starts to feel like the designers noticed they didn't have enough fabric halfway through the making of the collection. But hey, nothing goes over flashing your maybe-new-teammates, right? Right! Said probably nobody ever. A man offers me a drink from his serving tray. I accept and down the drink, expecting the bitter taste of alcohol. But that's not it. It tastes really funny.
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Fuck
Complains about being surrounded by idiots and walks into a simple trap like a complete moron. FUCK fuck fuck fuck fuck
I stumble. A girl gently grabs my arms. "Hey, are you okay?" Am I okay? Fucking stupid question. Two seconds of looking at me probably answers it. The role. The role. The character. I'm a naive pretty little redhead model, that's it. "yeah... yeah. I'm okay. Jus need sum air.." I mutter and walk past her out the backdoor.
They're out here, right? They better be. How far? They need to be out of sight... but also- "aah-!" I squeal as I stumble down the two steps. Arms swoop in under me, keep me from falling and immediately, a foul smell fills my nose.
"Woah there, baby, what's going on with you, hmm?" asks a husky male voice. My vision is slightly blurry, my head getting heavier. Still, I tilt my head up. A man is towering over me. As my eyes sweep over his feature, I get hung up on the nasty scarring. I look at him wide-eyed, the drugs scrambling my brain.
"Ugly, isn't it? IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!" He yells, shaking me. He shoves me against the wall, his harsh hand grabbing my jaw. "You-YOU DID THIS TO ME, WHY?!! Just... why?" I blink harshly, my gaze falling to the ground again. "Don't you dare look away from the monster you created, you bitch! NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION. Maybe I'll just shoot you."
My head tips slightly and I give my best to concentrate. "I didn't mean to! It was an- ugh- a terrible... a terrible accident." I slur and stutter a little. He's throwing me off. "No. NO! It wasn't an accident. You looked me straight in the eyes while you cut me! All that for a tiny bit of information! You don't deserve the grace of a bullet between your eyes you need to bleed, to suff-"
"FBI! STEP AWAY FROM THE WOMAN! PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM!" Ugh finafuckingly! Took them long enough. The man moves, I feel his arm around my throat. I try to blink against my blurring vision. Reid and Greenaway and Hotchner and guns. Lots of guns. Gun at my head? Fuck. Just how much can I risk?
Doesn't matter what I do, chances of dying aren't as slim as one would hope anyway. And I always come prepared. I bring the gun to the fistfight for the ass that brings the knife. The high boots with the thick heel absolutely pays off when you can hide a fucking taser in it. I shove my foot against his leg and let myself drop out of his hold. I stagger forwards, the pavement staring so kindly at me. I'm caught again, I do hear the sound of a body flopping onto the pavement though.
Smells good. Love the perfume. Love the way I fit into this person's arms. "Seeing me in underwear and me asking for your number usually goes in a different order. Still would like that number though." I slur with a grin. I turn my head up to see soft hazel eyes look into mine. Concern evident. An embarassed blush is spread across his delicate cheeks.
Flirting with your maybe-new-coworker after tasing a serial killer and stumbling into his arms with only boots and very suggestive underwear? Check. "Are-uhm.. uhhhh ahh, are you... you okay?" He stutters, slowly trying to put me on my own feet. I realize how much I'm clinging and stand up more or less straight.
"Yeah, yeah I'm okay." I reply softly with a smile. At least I've got the drugs going for me. Nobody's gonna blame a high girl for being attracted to a god in human form.
"Romanov! How are you still standing? He almost gave you an overdose. You could've straight up dropped flat to the floor." Says a worried voice behind me. It's Derek Morgan with two EMT's. I smile appreciatively at them. "Maybe I jus have the tolerance of an elephant." I reply jokingly and let the EMT's take a look at everything. But not before I feel something warm getting laid over my shoulder. Soft fabric. A brown cardigan jacket.
Soooo that's it. If you read all that, I am so thankful, hope you enjoyed it. Give me some feedback so I can get better. Honestly, it's 2:12 am rn and I don't feel like rereading it but I want to post, so I'll just go over it in the morning. Love to whoever sees this, I promise there will be more Spencer Reid in the following oneshots. I'm kind of making up a story through oneshots y'know. This is the introduction. <333
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Would love to hear some of your sweet Jack stories! The guys look adorably charmed by torri! Jealous of you both!!
Okay! This is going to be long so I'm gonna put it under a cut:
My favorite is always going to be when I actually got to meet them and give them hugs. I just remember turning a corner, seeing Jack and screaming "OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!" and I wish that I could say that I was a dumb teenager when that happened, but I was fully a junior in college. Jack smiled and said thank you and when I hugged him, he told me I smell nice and I just about passed out. I don't really remember what happened after that other than Alex scooting over so I could get between him and Rian to take a photo, but I squished myself between Rian and Jack lmfaoooo. Sorry, Alex, baby lysm.
I also had a really fun time at my first q&a because I told them that I'd lied about being sick so that I could skip my school's graduation (listen, they weren't my students, it was fine). And they ate that shit up for some reason and made lots of jokes about it. It was THE most fun. That's not Jack specific, but he was there and so lovely, so I'm including it. I have a video of part of it that my friend took. I'm very embarrassed about my accent and my body overall, but if y'all wanna see it, I suppose I could upload it (I think I can do that?). Rian also kept threatening to take a video of me at the show and post it so my district would see lmfao that sociopath. At that show, Jack walked by me between soundcheck and the show and I said hi to him and he smiled and waved, which he did not have to do. His smile MELTS me, man.
At my next q&a/soundcheck, I asked them what their favorite Grayscale song was and Rian thought I asked what their favorite groceries were. I think they misunderstood me at some point the time before too because of my little drawl, but I don't remember what it was. Alex corrected him and Jack just kept on listing different foods he likes to buy lmfaooooo. At that same one, he said fuck and then saw that there were little girls and he was like "oops I'm sorry I didn't know there were younglings here" and idk I thought that was really cute.
Finally, when we went to take the group photo at that q&a, I turned to Jack (AND HE SMILED SO BIG I SWEAR HIS EYES WERE SHINING) and was like, "hey, I don't know if y'all remember me, but I was the teacher who skipped graduation to see y'all in Nashville." He laughed and the other guys I guess were eavesdropping, so they went into making fun of me again, especially Zack, which I enjoyed immensely. Zack is actually really funny when he gets to speak lol.
So yeah! I've only ever had wonderful interactions with Jack. I'm sure there's nothing malicious behind how Jack was acting when Torri met them. I tend to think it's because she was having like a legit convo with Alex and Jack didn't wanna interrupt. They certainly did look charmed by Torri, which is totally fair. She's a sweet angel!
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golbrocklovely · 6 months ago
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i'm blocking out the accounts bc i'm not about to draw more eyes to them. funny enough, i went snooping on my own and found both accounts before this ask.
also this is just a warning, i'm running on about two percent battery brain power, so if this doesn't make sense and/or sounds like i'm an asshole, that's why. i'm not trying to be rude to you anon, so please don't think that. i'm just ridiculously tired of this situation and the ppl involved in it.
imma be so forreal, i kinda have to laugh at all of this. first off, both of these accounts are run by teenagers… and it's very obvious. it reads like a jealous little girl's diary.
also i can debunk all of their shit in a heartbeat. half of it is just them saying "see ! malia is a slut who had work done" and all i gotta say to that is… do you say that about amber? shea? stas? just curious. bc they all got work done, and they all have casual sex (most likely) or at the very least have hooked up with colby. so like???? keep the misogyny even if you're gonna go full pick me.
malia had an onlyfans, yes. she did technically lie in her response to a hater who said she had one. however, no one is owed an explanation to if and why she had one. and secondly, this fandom is full of young fans. if she admitted she had one, yall would just call her a creep that's promoting sex to minors or whatever. and clearly if she actually posted anything of her nude, it would be online. bc.. like these losers pointed out, the videos she did of her modelling bikinis for some brand got put on porn sites by creepy dudes. none of them are of her nude tho. it's just her in a bikini which surprise surprise isn't porn.
she got work done but liked a comment that called her a natural beauty….. do these fans really think they ate pointing this out?? she is naturally pretty, she just got some work done. again, would you harp on shea liking a comment that says that? or amber? or stas?? or how about a woman that's wearing makeup or a push up bra??
these fans really think they have her in this gotcha moment when reality is…. all they're doing it pointing out how pathetic they look. yeah babes, you're totally right. malia is a slutty porn star who got work done… and colby STILL decided to date her. you know why? bc he doesn't care. and you do… and yet here you are… still not getting the attention from colby you think you deserve. even if you were the last person on earth colby wouldn't choose you. and for all the hate you have for malia, you basically run a fan account for her since you know so much about her. but yeah… keep calling her a whore or whatever. you're doing such a good job at it lmao
i'll go thru the other ones these bozos pointed out fast:
colby likes his alone time, she made a tiktok saying she likes when guys are obsessive…. those don't even relate, but on top of that she made that vid before she was even DATING HIM
we have no proof malia made him unfollow anyone, they are just jumping to that conclusion
the cheating thing we now know is false
she didn't steal that hair color from amber………. are yall on crack? amber hasn't ever dyed her hair that color?? she uses a wig??? and just bc she wants to dye her hair a similar color doesn't mean malia copied. how would she have even known that?? jesus christ keep the schools open these kids are DUMB
the girls went to coachella a couple years ago or whatever but claimed the one they went to with snc was their first. oH mY gOd ThEy LiEd Or PoSsIbLy FoRgOt??? call the firing squad and line them up in the town square. burn the witches at the stake!!!!
malia called herself a slut and that's proof… she's a slut. sure. yeah. whatever you say, children. yall barely have had sex ed but please inform me how she's a slut. i'd love to hear it.
the girls in general are copying kat/amber. i mean… they literally aren't. they just cut and dyed their hair, two things NEITHER KAT OR AMBER HAVE DONE in a long time/ever. i would say you're grasping at straws but that would require there to be straws.
if you think malia or katelyn are bad ppl for having subscriptions about their lives where they might post their boyfriends, boy do i have news for you about shea and stas.
anything else they said is horseshit and tbh i'm over it. call me when the girls have been found guilty of something other than being kinda annoying and attention seeking on *gasp* the internet, of all places.
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fogwitchoftheevermore · 1 year ago
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👀 martyn and/or rendog for the mcyt blaseball au?
Oh my god ok so time to divulge a secret. While I said there were three legs of this AU (Empires, Hermitcraft, and the Life Series) I just cannot get the Life Series branch to Totally work. I don't know why, I just have a much more difficult time assigning teams to the Life Series players than any other SMP. I think it’s probably got to do with how wildly different everyone’s story is in any given season and something to do with the fact that dying in a Life Series is just wildly different that dying in Empires or Hermitcraft and that difference just doesn’t transfer quite right to a Blaseball AU.
However the Life Series branch of this AU does exist, and it has basically just become a treebark AU at this point, so you're in luck. You're especially in luck because Martyn still exists in the Hermitcraft AU, so I'll give you them in both!
Let's start with Hermitcraft, because that's the simple one.
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Ren Dog is a shortstop for the San Francisco Lovers with the Charm modifier. He spends his time off the field as the test dummy for Doc’s experiments or Martyn’s video games, making any given reporter fall in love with him, and watching a lot of Flormula 1.
The Charm modifier is one that allows players who have it to periodically charm their opponent into failing. In Ren’s case, this means getting the pitcher to throw an extra ball or two with a well timed smile or wink. All the lovers have it, but ladies (and gentlemen and others) get in line, because Ren is particularly good at it. Ren is also the captain of the Lovers- self appointed- because he thinks he’s good at that (he’s not but they let him have this).
Martyn isn’t a player in this universe (but it’s not off the table! It never is off the table to become a player, if the Hermits are looking to add anyone to season 10). He’s just a regular guy doing regular guy things. He and Ren are at the very least living together, I’ve not decided if they’re married. I don’t know why but something in my bones is telling me that Martyn is a video game dev for his day job.
Ren’s Assigned Garages Song: i’m in love with a blaseball player
Sorry I’m not giving Martyn one because he doesn’t play
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Martyn Inthelittlewood is our Parker Macmillan in this AU because I am nothing if not consistent.
Martyn I started his career as a first baseman for the Alaskan Immortals during Pre-History. He was one of the best players in the League and made the Fans, some of whom are Watchers, because the metaphor is literally right there, lots of money due to his Profit modification, which increased idol payouts x10. Fans of teams that weren’t the Immortals got jealous and cursed him with Non-Proft, baring any Immortals fans from making money off of him, as well as Firewalker, which would curse any team he left with team wide instability. If the Immortals Watchers wanted to make money off of Martyn, they’d either have to leave the team that he was single-handedly bringing to every championship or risk his leaving the team killing the entire team.
The Watchers chose to risk it.
And then a lot more stuff happened to Martyn I that I’m not gonna get into, and I’m going to assume that you’re a Blaseball fan, anon, so you already know all this anyways. If you’re not, I’d absolutely be willing to explain but this post is already so long without it. Anyways, Martyn I gets trapped in the Vault for an undisclosed number of years and clones get made of him that don’t remember any of this.
We don’t know what happened with Parker II, so we don’t know what happened with Martyn II either. This will never fail to make me deeply deeply angry.
Martyn III is made the intern-interim commissioner of the newest era of Blaseball, the era in which Ren was a season 1 player.
Ren Dog was a first basemen for the LA Tacos while they were still the LA Tacos. He’s our Wyatt Mason in this AU, if you haven’t gathered. This also means he should be way worse of a player than I made him but I felt bad doing that. When the Grand Unslam happened and the world fractured around him, every member of the Tacos suddenly lost their names, the only identifier Blaseball players had at this point, and became Ren Dog. Martyn III guided the Fans (Watchers and Listeners alike cause why not) in restoring all the members of the team, except for Ren. Because that’s just not how this works. It never is.
Ren dissolved into static and became the Microphone, his own entity separate from the gods and management of Blaseball. He plays by his own rules and helps save the world from the guys in charge. Martyn III might not be a fan of the guys in charge, but he doesn’t understand the Microphone, and it scares him, and he doesn’t know why.
It should be known that while Blaseball was running I was a diehard for Parker/Wyatt, and so that heavily effects this whole thing. Specifically, a very important thing to me was that Wyatt/Ren was a normal person during pre-history when Parker I/Martyn I was playing Blaseball for the first time. The Boss (the Watchers) weren’t his biggest fan and maybe, just maybe, the Watchers pulled some strings to put Ren in the latest iteration of Blaseball so they don’t run the risk of him and Martyn III meeting each other and talking for too long. What happens to Ren in the Grand Unslam is just helping keep them apart even more.
However, what Ren is doing as the Microphone is bad for business. Very bad. So maybe they pull another few strings to send Ren very far away for, ideally, a very long time. And maybe they equally orchestrate some bad things happening to Martyn III and Martyn IIII so that they finally get the perfect puppet with Martyn IIIII.
But nothing ever works out the way they want. Because the game, the business, is falling apart at the seams. Because Martyn I is still in the Vault, dead set on getting out, and when Martyn IIIII finds out that he isn’t his own person? That he’s a clone of a man that’s still alive and still angry? That he’s missing memories most of his life because they were taken from him?
Yeah he doesn’t take it so well.
He finds himself asking the Microphone- Ren- for help. He doesn’t know why. But Ren can’t reach him where he is, so Martyn takes ahold of the Microphone himself, directs the new generation of Fans into taking down the old ones, the Watchers, who are now management and straight up ending the world. And he does take them down, but the world still ends, and inside that Black Hole, everting gets weird for Martyn.
It’s a side effect of taking up the Microphone- you don’t do that and not get weird.
Ren’s still not quite around, never really will be again, but now that Martyn’s taken up the Microphone, they can talk. And this Martyn is not the one that Ren knew and loved long before all of this, but he also kind of is? He used to be, even if he doesn’t remember it? But admittedly, Ren isn’t the Ren that Martyn knew either. They’ve both changed beyond belief, and maybe they can have something new together now. And maybe having something new means having it in the void at the end of the world but, well, at least they get to have it.
I care about them a lot in this AU they make me crazy.
Martyn’s Assigned Garages Song: firewalker with me
Literally what else did you expect
Ren’s Assigned Garages Song: ENCORE
I’ll be frank this one’s a bit of a cop out because Rain is a Garage and this is a Blaseball song but it wasn’t released under the Garages label. But look it’s just so good.
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oneatlatime · 1 year ago
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The Waterbending Scroll
We start this post off with the unnerving DVD art for this disc:
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I call this look "nothing but bangs"
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My collection of wallpapers is ever-growing.
Makes sense that Aang would be stressed. Objectively speaking, trusting the salvation of the world to a twelve year old who is at best going to have a beginner's understanding of three out of four of his superpowers is a bad idea! It's just about the worst possible idea. Too bad it's apparently the only one that will work. Sokka even points out (with delightful sarcasm) how nonsensical the whole thing is, but does anyone have any better ideas?
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Appa living the dream.
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Iroh has big dumbass energy here. He'd have to be deluded to genuinely think that getting a game tile is more important than capturing the avatar, which makes me think that he's not that keen on capturing the avatar after all.
"I'm lucky to have such an understanding nephew" immediately after Zuko breathes actual fire. Which I did not know he could do. I will say, plenty of wilful misinterpretation and misreading of reactions is necessary when dealing with teenagers. Once again making me think that Iroh has been looking after (wrangling) Zuko for a while.
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I take it back, this is Appa living the dream.
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Katara's tendency to baby Aang coming back to bite her in the long run. Raise your hand if you didn't see that coming.
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Good thing they were practising bending water, not fire or earth. I guess you can be sloppy with water and air, but the other two?
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A blep! An Appa blep!
And there go the supplies. What was that I was saying about it's a good thing he wasn't practising the more harmful elements?
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Guy on the left has only one arm and one eye. Either the guy on the right is tiny or that's a giantess.
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Water tribe scam artist?
So after setting up that they have basically zero money, the first thing Aang & company do is go trinket shopping. That's peak teenage behaviour.
"You guys are pirates!" Took you long enough.
All of these pirates have such great designs. I want the lead pirate's hat.
KAtara you DIDN'T.
Cabbage Guy! Hi Cabbage Guy! Unlike in Omashu, that actually is malicious destruction of cabbages.
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I think there are three pirates shown here, but I originally thought that the legs high up belonged to the guy in the grey shirt, which would have been bad. They're facing entirely the wrong direction.
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A badass line. Too bad about the pose.
Confirmed: a modern Katara would totally be that girl at the mall stealing earrings from Claire's.
Aang says that those pirates were terrible, but they actually weren't until they discovered that their scroll had been stolen. They behaved like merchants until Katara gave them a reason to behave like pirates.
This is going to be an episode where the problems are self-inflicted, isn't it?
No! Stealing a scroll from pirates isn't great! You've already got the fire nation on your tail, and at least they want Aang alive. Now you've got pirates too. You think they have a no killing code?
I am 100% with Sokka on this one. They're going to be at the North Pole in a few weeks anyway. They can both learn all the forms they want to there, with actual living teachers as a bonus.
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I was right. Incoming problems of Katara's own making. Also the pirates could tell that Katara was water tribe. Further weight to my theory that the fire nation has a high incidence of colour blindness. Or fashion blindness.
And now we get selfish, jealous Katara as well as thief Katara. Sokka 100% in the right again: she is only interested in teaching herself, to the point where she's happy to endanger herself, her brother, and the goddamn Avatar to get hold of a lesson plan.
Add bitch to jealous, selfish, thief. You made Aang all sniffly. Somehow I think her scroll resolution is not going to stick.
Zuko using his brain again. Good reasoning. And right - they are on the water.
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Nooooooooo. You are better than this. Girl stop it!
Zuko pulling out his best panto villain act. Also the colouration of his scar in the night scenes is odd. It's almost lilac.
He's technically right. Zuko did not steal that necklace. Unlike Katara, who does steal things.
Sokka 100% right for the third (fourth?) time this episode. It IS just a matter of time before Katara gets them all into trouble. That time is now.
Do you think if Sokka had kept his mouth shut, they wouldn't have kidnapped him? Was that a pity kidnap?
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Yes it completely is her fault! No 'kind of' about it!
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Sokka's brain and motormouth saving the day. I feel like that's a running theme.
This fight is cool. Seems like, if you know what you're doing, a bunch of nonbenders can fight firebenders on even footing.
A lot of convenient rope sawing going on.
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This is a classic gag but it's funny every time.
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Sokka fulfilling his quota of required minimum number of beatings per episode. I swear there must have been a rule in the writers' room that no episode may be considered complete until such time as Sokka has concussion damage.
Also it kind of feels off that Aang & company defeat the pirates so easily while on the pirate ship. They had to run away from them in the market, and these guys go toe to toe with firebenders. Don't you think they would do well when fighting on their own turf?
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Is this from Top Gun? I haven't seen Top Gun, but this feels Top Gun-ish.
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Second episode in a row that they owe their lives to Appa.
Zuko's "My Boat!" was near-operatic.
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I'm calling it: Iroh is deliberately obstructing the hunt for the avatar and deliberately undermining Zuko.
Honestly, reasonable reaction from Zuko. Actually a bit of an under reaction. I would have saved the breathing fire for here.
Did the parrot lizard drown? Last I saw he was stuck in the flag on the mast, and he isn't floating down the river afterwards with the rest of the pirates.
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Katara is right to apologise to Aang. But she should have apologised to Sokka too.
Katara finishes off this episode by learning literally the opposite of the lesson she should have learned. The lesson should be: stealing can be justifiable (she does have more claim to that scroll than the pirates do), but not in cases where it endangers yourself or others. The lesson Katara takes is: stealing is wrong, unless it's stealing from literally the most dangerous people you can find.
Final Thoughts
This episode was frustrating. Katara was a colossal idiot, who turned into a selfish thieving idiot, who turned into a self-centred thieving idiot with no sense of self-preservation or concern for her friend's and brother's life, and then she took a hard left into being a bitch as well.
Now, I remember being a teenager. I had my bitch moments too. But when someone rightly called me on them, I stopped. I think Katara's portrayal in this episode is a very realistic depiction of a certain kind of teenage girl. My problem is two-fold: a) I couldn't stand that kind of teenage girl, and b) Katara just keeps going. Sokka calls her out for her behaviour, she keeps going. She freaks out at Aang and makes him all sniffly, she has a two second long attack of conscience and then she keeps going anyway. She gets captured by a combined force of fire nation and pirates, the two biggest threats they've faced so far, and she just keeps going. And the joke that ends the episode shows that she's learned nothing.
I think I've said before (probably when I was talking about imprisoned) that Katara seems like she's used to having Sokka do her thinking and planning for her. I think this episode shows that too. Katar thought of herself, and herself only for 90% of this episode. That's not something Sokka does. I think that, being the only waterbender in the whole south pole, Katara is used to, if not being spoiled, then certainly being the centre of attention. And Sokka is used to looking after her and cleaning up after her plans (the literal cleaning seems to have been Katara's job), which means that he's way more used to thinking of the big picture, and Katara has never had to think beyond herself and her wants and needs. She wants the scroll, she takes it, fully aware that it will get them in trouble (why else was she pushing to get them off the pirate ship so fast? Vibes are off? No Katara, you're off). Sokka's immediate reaction to finding out she took the scroll is to bring up how much danger she has put them ALL in. Sokka sees big picture; Katara sees Katara.
Katara is lucky too that Zuko is apparently the kind of firebender that believes in non violence, and that these pirates are the Disney version. They had her tied to a tree all night and she apparently spent a considerable portion of that time spouting defiance. I'm wondering if Katara knows what genre of story she's in. Or maybe she's just that naive?
I was wondering if they would eventually touch on power/skill imbalances within our main cast, and I'm glad they did. In a way, Sokka has it easier than Katara, because as a non-bender, he's never going to get compared to Aang by himself or others. Plus, he's just not the kind of person who would do that. He's got that weird teenage boy contradictory combination of big ego + low self-esteem, so he's going to talk a big game (see Warriors of Kyoshi) but he's never going to think of himself as being in the same league as Katara. Katara, on the other hand, absolutely would at some point end up in competition with the only other bender she's ever met, even if they bend different elements. I'm glad they touched on it, but if this is the way they touch on it, I'll be very happy if they never touch on it again.
I did not know firebenders could breathe fire. Is the skin in their throat fireproof? And their nose? I bet they have crazy spice tolerance.
Something deeper is going on with Iroh. That goofy old man act is just that - an act. Kind of mean to string Zuko along like that though.
Sokka shines as the voice of reason over and over in this episode. Too bad no one listens to him at any point. Sokka is grounded in a way Aang and Katara aren't. They would be screwed without him.
The self-inflicted nature of this episode's plot is realistic, but annoying. What Katara did this episode is absolutely something an idealistic yet selfish teenage girl with anger issues would do. Especially so when you consider her in context - this may be the first waterbending artifact she's ever seen. But consider: if Katara hadn't stolen from the pirates, the pirates wouldn't have been after them, the pirates wouldn't have discussed a water tribe girl and a bald monk in front of Zuko, who was in such a rush to get back to avatar hunting that he likely wouldn't have asked a ship of pirates if they had seen the Avatar, which means Zuko & crew wouldn't have been after Aang either. Aang & company would have been down one waterbending scroll, but also down not one, but two enemies on their tail. Of course it all worked out in the end; this is a kids' show, but this plot is an entirely self-inflicted (Katara-inflicted) problem. Imprisoned was one of those too, come to think of it.
Aang has a rather lax policy on theft for someone who's supposed to be a mystical peace-bringer.
And I really do want the lead pirate's hat.
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mermaidsirennikita · 2 years ago
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Yeah, that trailer had me going “well that is not really the Camilla of the book who is a hell of a lot more nuanced than the sad wife whose husband is in love with someone else that trailer shows.”
I've seen critiques of Camila's characterization that I don't think are invalid--that she's too much of the "passive Latina wife of the white guy who just lets him cheat on her with a white woman"... And in the context of how TJR has written Latinx people in general, there's definitely a conversation to be had.
But I don't think, based purely off the trailer so I could be wrong, they were trying to fix that here. I think that they wanted a more traditional love triangle. I'm not anti-triangle, and I love this book's triangle soooo much, but I love it because of the nuance. I love that it's more like a love quadrangle because it's not just Camila Billy Daisy, it's Camila Billy Drugs Daisy. One of Billy and Daisy's shared connections is music and artistry, but the other is... drugs.
I think that it's very possible that, had there not been any kids in the picture, Billy would've left Camila for Daisy. This doesn't mean I think he wasn't in love with Camila; it means I think you can absolutely be in love with more than one person at the same time... just probably not totally equally or in the same manner, and at some point in that story, by his own very begrudging admission, he was more in love with Daisy than he was with Camila. I think the prospect of kids and family and home called to Billy and kept him there, which is VERY REAL. At points, things that are not you may be what keep you partner in your marriage, but that does not mean that y'all can't build off of that, like I believe Billy and Camila did. It's a remarkably mature love triangle in that sense.
But if the kids hadn't existed, I think that Billy could've gone off the deep end with Daisy, chosen her, and then... I don't know. One or both of them would've probably died of an overdose. Because their love for each other was very real. So was their love of drugs. I think that with years of sobriety under their belts, Daisy and Billy could possibly have a future! But at that point, they were gonna die if they got together, and he knew this, and that's why having the tether that was his family was good and a relief. And they had a happy life together, so it was a net positive! But a happy life together doesn't mean.... giving up things. One thing the book nails, to me, is that you very rarely can have EVERYTHING you want. You can be totally happy choosing some things over others, but you still had to give those other things up and that's a loss. Sometimes, happiness comes with a loss.
But I think that what makes Camila not the typical "jealous wife" OR passive wife is:
--While we are getting an unreliable version of Camila in that she's talking to her child and I don't think she'd just tell Julia that she thought her dad was going to leave her outright.... I think that generally, Camila was one of if not the most emotionally mature person in the book, and so when she says she didn't believe Billy was going to leave her, I think she's telling the truth. Mostly. I think that she had doubts and she was jealous; but she also knew deep down that he wouldn't do it, based off their very real trust and love and bond.
--Camila is mature enough to recognize that Billy can be in love with two people at once and that it doesn't matter because his choice has been made. But I think what people often miss is that Camila also makes a choice. She didn't have to choose to stay with Billy. Camila isn't a friendless nobody who couldn't find a way to survive. If Camila wanted to leave Billy, I think she would. It would be hard, but she would. In recognizing that Billy is in love with Daisy and there are things Daisy can offer Billy that Camila never will be able to, she has to make a tough call, and she makes it of her own free will.
--There's that entire moment in the book that people gloss over where Camila spent the day with an old flame, and Billy is basically like "it was don't ask, don't tell". I fully believe Camila fucked that guy. At min, she heavily considered it. And like... who could blame her either way when her husband is having an existential crisis over his bandmate? Billy can't even fucking say shit because he knows that whatever he did was WORSE. He fucked some randoms back in the day, and he fell in love with someone else--and I think TJR is undeniably saying that the emotional affair was 100% much more hurtful than any random fucks Billy OR Camila had. I think that by giving Camila that complexity, the idea of the passive wife is called into question. And I think that Billy and Camila knew what happened, but would of course never tell their fucking kid that.
--Lol idk, I'm not above Camila being emotional and jealous because that's so valid. But the Camila I know was never a "her or me" girl because she knew it was done. It was her. It was always her. That kind of "lady of the manor", "he may do what he wishes but he comes home to me, he's MINE" type doesn't get enough main character play in fiction and I hate that we don't see enough of it. Because I think it's very real. I think there are many marriages that function and function that way. Sometimes not well. Sometimes, though--people work it out and find a happiness. And I was fascinated with Camila in the book because of that.
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Hi again! I hope you are good and had/having a good day❤️
I was on the bus today and i was listening to music and my mind flew to your story, how Y/N was saying that she was totally against dating any of the scooby doo gang. I love to theorise when and how things might happen and I am a die hard fan of angst, like make me roll on the floor in pain I'll probably kiss your feet.
Was that scene in the car right after she got the camera, the boys being like "oh shit, i really like her and she is super against the idea so i have no chance (ballon deflating sound)"? Could you like comment on this for future chapters? What are your thoughts?
Also i have this scenario in my head for some reason that she'll go out with her friends and she'll come back home with someone or just smelling like a dude, and they all just flip. Idk, I'm really curious on your thought process.
Loves you❤️
Hello again sweetpea! I hope you've been having nice days as well, and I'm so happy to hear from you! 💜
I love love love angst as well!! Y/N's biggest "issue" with falling for/dating the hybrids is her fear of them seeing it as the sole reason she made the adoptions-- for romantic partnership. However, this was not her intention at all when she first adopted them, and her already falling for them is something that happened completely organically and innocently. She struggles a lot with how others perceive her, and the last thing she wants to do it make the hybrids think that she had only adopted them so she could enter romantic relationships with them. As time goes on, this will definitely be an angstier aspect to the plot, where Y/N has her internal struggle of either letting herself fall completely, or squashing down her feelings. I hope I can do these angsty scenes in the future justice!!
SO after that whole exchange with the jerk from Best Buy, Yoongi, Taehyung, and Seokjin likely sensed her anger and sincerity the most. Yoongi realized right away that she was pissed the man made a sexual assumption, and tried to calm her down-- but once he realized how angry the interaction made her, he clammed up. I think that he hadn't considered how seriously she took other people's judgements, of herself and them, so it took him off guard. Seokjin's character is very perceptive and likely had the same line of thought, and both him and Taehyung do not like to see her upset in any way-- hence the way they comforted her. At this point, we don't know which hybrids are growing feelings for her, but I imagine that Yoongi had newfound respect for the way she defended hybrids in general, while Taehyung and Seokjin were probably made bashful by the exchange. In the future, I imagine, as the hybrids begin falling for her, they'll be more vocal and against her idea that she "can't" be in a relationship with any of them. We'll see!
AHHH I love that scenario idea!! Hybrids are so territorial in this story, so I bet they'd be really ticked and jealous that she came home smelling like another guy (maybe someone flirting with her at a bar?) As for bringing someone else home, I don't think Y/N would do that. She's kind of weird with dating, and definitely a hopeless romantic-- I'm not sure that she'd be comfortable bringing someone into their home when the hybrids are also living there. But imagining their jealousy is SUPER fun, and there will totally be moments of that jealousy (maybe in the next update, even?🤔🤭)
Love to you too honey!! Thank you for sending me in this message!! 💘💜🥰
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nightcall99 · 1 year ago
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Dream from 27.9.23
I was at work but also I'm at school. I needed to source some practice exam papers because my exams are coming up and I'm feeling unprepared and getting a bit panicky about it. I'd only done a few practice ones at this point, and I figured I really need to start hunkering down and getting serious since they're so soon. I was also nervous because it's an oral exam.
IT was here. I missed him, it was really good to see him. I hadn't seen him in a long time. I asked him if he could help me and he was happy to. He showed me an old blog of his that he had written back when he was a trainee like I am now. This was like 10 years ago when we used to work together, back when he was still living in Australia He had put all the relevant practice exam papers on this blog, as well as myriad of other helpful resources. I was quite surprised with the existence of this blog and with the way it was set up, it occurred to me that I had never appreciated how creative he is. He also had videos up of of nature, 'slow TV' style, where there is extended footage of the foliage of bushes or trees, just swirling around in the wind. Then the memory comes back to me, of how he used to set his phone down at random moments and just randomly let it record for ages (I never saw this IRL).
It appears I'm in some kind of room, a computer lab. SM is here. I'm trying to make him jealous by being extra chummy with IT. I was getting really close, my body pressed up against him. I hope SM saw it. It's really pathetic but I want his attention on me. Then SM takes command of the room and starts giving everyone instructions to send a special kind of mass email. I’m not paying attention to what he's saying on purpose and I interject quite rudely, excuse me, but what is this for? He's teaching us some computer command on the overhead screen which will allow for us to send each other our phone numbers without the need for multiple-handling. We all seem to know each other but at the same time, not really. Then I say, well I'm not doing that so guess you guys won't have my phone number. Is it because I don't have one?
I sit next to AL and ask her if she can send me her exam preparation resources via email. I ask her really politely since it's tense between us now. So it seems I do have an email at least, maybe I just didn't care to have everyone's phone numbers. She’s cold to me in reply, says, sure I’ll send it, and takes out her phone to forward some things to me.
Later on, it's time to go home. I'm walking out of the school grounds and I know that SM is trailing behind me, that he can see me. I'm still trying to make him jealous. I run up ahead to IT and am very playful with him. We run up on hill and start playing like school children. I can see that SM walks past and his girlfriend appears out of the corner of my eye, presumably to meet him at the school gates. I can see both of their backs as they are walking away. I zone in on her back specifically and I can feel nothing coming from her, she has no energy. Well, neither of them do.
While I'm at the top of the hill with IT, some lady appears who is a customer that I'd served recently. I feel like I have to go and help my co-workers. I'm not at work but also I am.
I’m at work. The lady, the same one who I saw at school, comes for her regular Humira pen and also 3 boxes of free pen needles. She’s a bit odd and has showed up in my dreams before but writing this now I have no recollection of her face or anything at all. She's taking a while at the counter and is as usual, a bit of a handful to deal with. She's a nice lady and means well though. When I'm handing out her medication to her (which is 4 boxes in total), I start to panic that I had accidentally given her an extra box of medicine in place of a pack of needles since they both come in very similar looking red boxes. The medicine is really expensive, so it'd be really bad for our inventory if I made a mistake. I try to intercept her as she is walking to the front counter to pay. I check her bag, I don't think anything is amiss.
Then I'm kind of chilling out in my own mind and come to the sudden realisation that I've already completed my exams. I had lost my registration a long time ago over something really stupid. Apparently the scenario is that I had written an article or strongly worded email that came across like I would endanger a child's life and somehow the board got wind of it and they ousted me. But I re-did my exams and got my license again about 5 years ago, so why would I have to do it all again? Then it really hits home now.... I really don't have to do it! I just remembered the truth. Wow. I don't need to panic about these exams. I don't have to do it. I'm relieved. Thank god, I didn't really want to go through that. I could have, it'd have been fine but it would have meant a lot of needless hardship.
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snowflake-of-destruction · 7 months ago
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FIRST A WARNING.
I WENT VERY LONG. SORRY. LIKE A CERTAIN BLORBO OF MINE, I LOVE WORDS.
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Okay, starting with a bit of a side note, but I got the exact opposite impression of Val and Velvette. I thought/think they are very close.
Even though Love Potion is Velvette's project, Val is at least spokesmodeling for her/with her or endorsing it, if not helping her make it (tangent within a tangent: I don't like the theory that Love Potion is just Valentino's spit even if it may share properties. I think it diminishes Velvette's involvement. I like the idea that she is synthesizing her own product and crafted the recipe herself. She may have used Val as inspiration or a base to study, but let the girl have her own side hustle. God forbid-evil-women do anything ;) ). Whatever his level of involvement is, she still pulled him and not Vox into her pet project.
And though it's obviously a staged/posed/professional photo I still think the composition of it with them looking so cosy and happy instead a more traditional looking advertisement pose was a deliberate choice in the sense of the animators showing them cuddling up to give off a certain impression of closeness that there wasn't time to devote any scenes to showing.
But that's just conjecture. All of this is. I'm not saying you're wrong. They may not be close. I'm just giving my own impressions and showing how I got my conclusion.
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And then there's all the hearts in Val's texts to Velvette. I mean, partially, that's just Valentino style communication, but, again, I take what I see and attribute some level of intention to it. We don't have hot and cold running psycho like is *really* Val's style. We just get "love ya and mean it" and the fact that Velvette saved his contact with a heart too.
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Not pictured: the "my baby doll" from Val shown in the background of Respectless.
Also, I was trying to think of where you would get the idea that they weren't close, and I thought it might be where she complains to Vox about "his boytoy" throwing a tantrum in her studio, which, valid. I just took it as her being annoyed by his actions (and who wouldn't be?) and not a indicator of how she thinks about him all the time--and I thought it was significant that Val went to her first over Vox--but I totally get where you would be coming from. And, as for Val coming to Velvette first, where I took it as a sign of him feeling most comfortable with her, at least as "vent friends," it also could just be that he didn't want to talk about Angel with Vox at first because he didn't want to deal with jealous Vox. I get both sides.
And (if you want) tell me what else I might have missed that shows they don't really like each other. I love conversation and sharing different views and learning new details I didn't notice.
So much discussion gets cut off because people with different opinions don't want to be seen as fighting....partially because most of what you see of people with different opinions talking actually is them fighting. But that's not me. With very few exceptions, when I debate, I'm just trying to open dialogue and open to friendly rebuttal on both sides.
ANYWAY, NOW TO THE MAIN POINT. SORRY I WENT SO LONG ON THE MINOR POINT.
I think Valentino and Vox were a duo first, though it was a more loosely defined, unofficial team up (maybe kind of like Alastor and Rosie sometimes sharing info/leading each other to souls like we see in episode seven "Sit down. Tell Auntie Rosie what she can do for you. Ya know, Alastor. I got a premo-connect on a guy with about eight blocks of territory and not enough goons to run it. Prime pickin's for a deal to be made, my friend.") OR maybe just romantic connection.
Proof of them being close long ago:
I'm sure you've seen the old picture of them with intact antenna, old clothes, and Vox as an older model TV since it's one of the background details that gets posted about more often but, if not, here
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The details show that it was taken long ago, the prominence the phot has being displayed and the pose say more than a bit familiar.
SO THEN, WHY NOT SAY THEY WERE "THE VEES" EVEN BEFORE VELVETTE?
Simple. Velvette is not treated as an "add on." Not just by them, but by everyone. This is not definitive evidence but still, there is a vibe.
--Angel refers to the trio as one unit "The Vees" and says they are all the same.
--Alastor also has "the other Vees" and "his team" equal footing given to both Val and Velvette
-- Carmilla calls them ALL smug wannabes, naive and uniformed etc etc when she would have ever reason to target Velvette directly, either limiting her judgment to the one in front of her or especially by pointing out that Velvette is only the "junior member" and respectless even toward her allies by pretending to be the backbone when they were the ones that made Vee tower without her...if such a thing were true.
The fact that Velvette calls herself the backbone is telling in and of itself. Yes, it could just be ego. We know she has that in spades. I tend to think there would be some basis that she anchors that on though. She's the most stable one emotionally from what we have seen so far, though just as impulsive, but I also think that "The Vees" in the form we have today is a result of Vox and Velvette having a meeting of the business minds wanting to build more of an empire and the shared love of violence wanting to actually take action/take over. Velvette is definitely not content in just her little corner. I think, though Vox and Val are the more experienced older overlords, she was the one that pushed for a partnership and made Vox think it was his idea, very much there to shake the status quo and wondering why overlords only use their amassed power to defend their own territories instead of trying to take turf wars even further (and eventually to heaven itself). Not through out and out war (yet), not alone, but maybe as an alliance and taking over through other means by owning and creating as much as possible and making people rely on you even if you don't own their soul first.
I don't want to say Val was just included because he's Vox's boyfriend/because Velvette and Vox both like him. I think that would dismiss how powerful he is and how much influence he holds. I think he's seen as a powerful ally/important partner, but it fits some of the comments Vivzie has made and Vox and Velvette's general attitude toward "boytoy" that nobody thinks Valentino is the brains of the team and it is Vox and Velvette who think they run the show (each thinking they are most important with the other as an assistant and Valentino slightly below on a third rung).
I have no proof for it, but I think asking Alastor to join The Vees was after Velvette got involved (well, obviously lol since I was just saying that Velvette could have came up with the idea of a team).
And I think it was based on more than just Alastor being a fellow entertainment and communication overlord like TV and Social Media--though I'm not saying that wasn't the primary reason.
Alastor and Vox have some kind of past involvement. It doesn't have to be romantic. I don't think it is for several reasons even beyond the fact that I think they are going to keep Alastor as aromatic as well as asexual, though not thinking it's not canon won't stop me from making all the jokes/reblogging all the art/writing it as such...but that's beside the point
There was some friendship there though I think.
-- The over the top reaction to the rejection screams that it seemed personal.
--Valentino says to Vox that Alastor "owes us more than money" which also says it was more than just business--whether that is a reference to a possible battle, something that happened more than once if "the last time" is significant wording indicating more than one fight or "more than money" means the fractured relationship was personal for all three.
--There's the torn picture (that Vox kept for YEARS) where we see that Vox was standing close to Alastor and Alastor at the very least isn't shying away.
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--Vox was SO SURE Alastor would say yes to his offer that Alastor appears to have his own section of Vee Tower ready for him to move into/originally constructed for him with a record store, a bar for Husk to run, and then railing that is made from large smiles.
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Again, just like Velvette, Vox has a huge ego, but I tend to think that the faith that Alastor would join and viewing when he didn't as a betrayal and declaration of war speaks to some alliance in the past.
I probably have EVEN MORE to say, but that's I can think of at the moment.
Thanks for reading my rambling. I look forward to any other ideas/thoughts/opinions/facts I missed/whatever from OP or anyone else.
Just any thoughts besides:
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I am really curious how the V’s came to existence. Like, was it a duo and then a trio? Or did they meet at a gathering and just decided to team up?
I couldn’t find when Velvette died on the wiki, but Val died in the 1970s and Vox in the 1950s. Since Velvette is mostly involved with social media and phones, I would like to think that she died after Val. From that point of view, it would be most likely that Val and Vox first teamed up. (Maybe they fucked first, maybe the business was first, who knows)
Then, Vox asked Alastor (died in 1933) to join them, which wasn’t a completely strange choice, because the radio and tv are connected. But he said no. Then Velvette came to hell, and I would almost like to say that she introduced phones but I can’t know that for sure. But anyway, phones and tv’s are also similar, so Vox asked her to join.
And Velvette accepted because it was a helluva offer. That would also explain why Val en Velvette don’t seem to like each other that much.
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