#at this point it’d be weirder if Dave and Frank weren’t making out fr

[stuckasmain]

Absolutely cannot believe that Dimitri Chandler got the movie! Maxim Brailovsky treatment. That man got blown up for being bisexual 😭

No but seriously it’s utterly insane. In all but stated Frank basically gets a boyfriend after not getting girls, obsessed with this guy and his beard and adventure etc then does some wild stuff with Dave as if he’s his ex.

Comes back to a THREE DECADE AND 15 YEAR TIME SKIP. To speed run divorce and having kids for no actual fucking reason what so ever. Both this time skip and this ??? Plotpoint that literally negagtes itself in the same paragraph it’s introduced have no reason to exist im going insane. He’s still friends with her btw they’re just back to how they were thus no reason.