#at her big fking age too

[hajima-7]

like, im sorry but i think that if you represent a company online, you can't really be acting like average stan twt user. consistently posting stuff that can very easily be interpreted as snarky on the first read, doubling down, arguing with people... BLOCKING PEOPLE IN THE FANDOM WHO DONT LIKE THE SAME CHARS AS YOU DO...

you're supposed to provide info to people, as an official brand ambassador or whatever, but you're blocking people who dislike solas.

and then every time someone calls you out, you lock your account and act like a victim.

don't get me wrong, this whole no spoilers stuff was definitely taken too far by some people on twitter, but im so tired of Kala being a bioware representative and acting like a toddler throwing tantrums like every other user on twitter.

i mean, i dont know, i think if its kinda your job to share info with the rest of us, its really not ok to block people just cause they called Solas egg or w/e lmfao.

[slyshyfoxy]

Yo idk what the fuck have been going these days especially today I bump into some lgbtq ppl I think my miss today is I went to tell Megan about the issues that I had with faith I think big ass wrong move but I think at that point of time is just me panicking about it

And idk I think I’m too stressed or hard on myself these few days that I feel fking lost like about the faith situation also, honestly I think it has already ended, and she’s a god damn player bro, why do I still keep thinking about being bothered by her….. and I shdt have mention to ppl so much about it and care about it minimally, I dk why but this trimester I am doing badly cause of drama and all , I think I not gonna talk about it anymore. Focus on my studies , bro if u remod alr the loss is on u u know, like u remod u need take a whole new mod 2/3 months to do ur work u sure u want this? Just study and graduate no matter whatever u feeling right now is temporary , like feels like shit ah but u gotta get ur shit together; if u feel is too difficult and overwhelming for u just fucking cry and get over it and curse abit and just move on, move on by living in the present and having fun with ur friends, Tmr just go sch and do maths project ok?

Tmr I gonna do coursework for struct like try to finish it all, if not I’m very behind time alr. Which I am , I mean I could totally study now, which I will, stop fucking torturing urself with bad thoughts can anot don’t be loser u are just 22 and u got more lives to live and be happy.

Yesh things to know about it is faith and u are over, shes probably just playing with u ; and honestly I don’t think I fully even like her, u want an alcoholic to be ur gf?? No way LOL, u want someone to always get drunk and then have many shit outside ? No way DOOD LOL, like wtf no thanks hehe, and secondly a cheater, u can deal with it? And lastly no ambition….. like bruh, Bu Hao bah, the life I want is a luxurious life and she’s not even in the picture of all of it. Thanks for reminding my own self about this

And now I want you to feel proud so I’m gonna write stuffs that I’m proud of myself of so I can do even better in life. As much as I counted my bad things , why I didn’t praise myself for good things? Giving all the self love to myself

Such as being a TOP fsc for august and sept at age 22 who can do that ? Not everyone….

Jugggling and not giving up on school in SIT to get a cert, while working as an FSC.

Not giving up ⬆️ in my studies, even tho I’m very behind time.

Trying my best to survive, breaking bad cycles 🔁, trying to be consistent, acknowledging my mistakes , trying my best to be happy

Trying to be the best for myself, doing this journal thing. Don’t worry Jenny u will be fine, like is just temporary, if fail just remod only, take a bit longer time than others but always come out at the top later on. Jiayous !

U have many friends who care for u such as,

Marcus, eequan, Celest, kris, yz, putri, huiyi, Shankar , haney …. And so much more , ur parents, Megan, can’t u see it? Stay strong Jenny , u can do it, don’t worry about anything u can do it jyjy

- 24 Nov 2022

[stayarmytinyzenmoa-l]

Locked and Reloaded [Masterlist]

Marvel AU / Vigilante AU

Genre: Action, Light Comedy

Pairing: NCT Dream x Reader

Summary: Byun (Y/N) is one of the smartest minds in the world, and when combined with a trigger-happy personality and a need to survive, this is sometimes a threatening combo. Luckily, she has seven other boys to serve as both her impulse control and her vigilante team, but when S.H.I.E.L.D. commissions her to build a Dimensional Traveler, a lot of their dynamic is suddenly subject to question.

Y/N Pronouns: Female (She/Her)

[Main Masterlist]

[Ao3 Link] | [Wattpad Link]

Disclaimer: Please remember that this is an AU and a work of fiction, obviously the idols mentioned/written about in this story would never partake in or condone these actions. I would never wish any of these actions to occur to the Idol(s) mentioned in the writings of these stories, nor do I wish any harm on them. The idols mentioned in this work are meant to be seen more as face claims rather than the actual idols themselves.

Last Updated: 12 June 2021

Status: Hiatus

Chapters

Teaser 1 | {TW: None}

Teaser 2 | {TW: Guns, Death}

Character Profiles Pt. 1 | {TW: Mentions of Abuse, Mentions of Neglect, Mentions of Guns, Mentions of Violence, Mentions of Crime, Mentions of Running Away} (Includes: Mark, Jeno, Rejun, Jaemin, Haechan, Chenle, Jisung, and (Y/N))

Character Profiles Pt. 2 | {TW: Mentions of Guns, Mentions of Blades, Mentions of Light Violence} (Includes: Sungchan and Shotaro)

Character Profiles Pt. 3 | {TW: None}

Chapter 1 | {TW: Language, Drinking, Violence, Guns, Death, Blood, Mentions of Human Trafficking}

Chapter 2 | {TW: Language, Violence, Guns, Mentions of Death, Blood}

Chapter 3 | {TW: Language, Graphic Violence, Graphic Depictions of Blood, Light Torture}

Chapter 4 | {TW: Language, Graphic Violence, Gun Violence}

Chapter 5 | {TW: Language, Graphic Depictions of Violence, Blood, Gun Violence, Implied Abusive Household}

Other 

Requests

The Neo City Times

Summary: The Neo City Times is a horribly underfunded newspaper agency that is based above a 7-Eleven and sports six employees, three reporters, two editors, and a bureau chief. With their company slowly going bankrupt, they decide to set their sights on the, at the time, unknown group that referred tp themselves as the Maverick. Taking gambles was always apart of the business, and this news agency wanted to be the ones first on the trail of what they predicted to be the next big thing.

Status: Incomplete

Issue 1: The Maverick: Friend or Foe?! A New Group Rises to Power, and the Government Doesn’t Know How to React! | Following a dispute between the Underground and their clients in West Lovecraft, unlikely heroes appear.

Issue 2: The Three Factions of the Military and How They Work: Which Should You Join? | With tensions between the Seraph and the Monarchy growing, a new mandate stating that everyone of the age 21 who is either unemployed or not partaking in schooling must enlist in either the Order of War, the Order of Magic, or the Order of Justice

AMMs (Filled with Spoilers and in Order Received)

Jaemin | ‘No. Just... HOW TF YOU GONNA GO THE THE LIBRARY AND THEN PROCEED TO BE BLIND... BITCH, A LIBRARY WHERE YOU READ 🥸’

Renjun | ‘I lied... I like you too but IK your bitch ass don't like me 🙄’

Haechan | ‘Stop it 🤚🏾 being a Gemini is not a fking personality trait. You're just annoying too.’

Jisung | ‘You're the ONLY one I like... you and Chenle.’

Chenle | ‘You're the ONLY one I like... you and Chenle.’

Jeno | ‘You're a little bitch yk rhat? You're annoying and overprotective. And so what if YN gets killed, her life her choice 😀’

(Y/N) | ‘Idk if I can do this but TSTL, Prominence, LR, Zem etc YNS... out of all YNs, which one do you think you'll click with the most 😩😩’

(Y/N) | ‘its your brother not knowing your alive for me. Don't you think Taemin would know tho? Considering that you said he knows a lot about an individual if he wanted to.’

[reversecreek]

hi it’s me... clicks across the linoleum of the dash wearing high heels w a spray tan like i’m a member of jersey shore suddenly..... best summary of willa is that she got moira rose as her #1 chara on a What Character Are You Most Like personality test out of thousands of options.... says so much. u can find her pinterest here n her playlist here 😋 like this or hmu fr plots!!

* ashley moore, cis female + she/her  | you know willa deneurve, right? they’re twenty-four, and they’ve lived in irving for, like, most of her life, on and off? well, their spotify wrapped says they listened to watch me by the pom poms like, a million times this year, which makes sense ‘cause they’ve got that whole sticking gold stars over old polaroids until you can barely see faces, dressing as marie antoinette at your high school prom & delivering fake laughter to a bratz doll you’re pretending is a talkshow host thing going on. i just checked and their birthday is august 1st, so they’re a leo, which is unsurprising, all things considered. ( nai, 24, gmt, she/her )

HISTORY:

willa ws born to honestly like….. the perfect family not to honk my own tit bt……………. they were jst rly quite wholesome. her mum celeste was this larger than life person who could never b contained by the four walls of any room she was in. she hd the presence of a gold glitter chess piece on an otherwise mundane wooden board. her dad marlon used to always joke that he had absolutely NO idea how he landed her bc he was just this like. rly average guy by all accounts n purposes….. blended into the sea in high skl……. had a few close friends but was never rly Notable or made a proper impression anywhere…… he always retold it as him coasting thru life until he met her in college. kind of like he’d been half awake before. they just Clicked n no-one cld believe she’d chosen him bt she was jst. completely head over heels n didn’t care what anyone had to say bc that was That

willa always very much took after celeste…… there’s this one quote i remember reading that goes vaguely like “my mom and i would sit and listen to leonard cohen and joni mitchell lyrics together. from a young age i remember her being like "i’m playing this song and when it’s done i want u to tell me what’s happening in it” n she would give me a fake glass of wine when i was 8 and i would listen and b like. i think there was an affair.” which so much summarises their dynamic…… she ws just so like. dramatic n fun n always encouraged that in willa too. her mum was like. everything she aspired to be…… got scouted by a modelling agency in college n shot one campaign before blowing it off simply bc she was bored. starred lead in a play. spent a few weeks travelling asia selling handmade candles shaped like koi fish or curled up foxes or elegantly stretched hands. dated a parisian movie star during a break she and her father took n was featured in tabloids on his arm at the premiere. sm fun n exotic stories willa literally cldn’t get enough. whenever she’d tell them to willa as a kid her dad wld roll his eyes like ohhhhh here she goes again but it’d all b playful n he’d smile bc he honestly cldn’t get enough either. the stuff dreams are made of luv (lizzie mcguire stans rise)

(car accident & death tw) so u know when ur walking down a flight of stairs n then out of nowhere u miss a step n u get that lurch in ur stomach like ur in free fall? yeah. i won’t go into it too much but one night they were driving back from getting frozen yogurt and then suddenly they weren’t. she doesn’t rly remember much about it except for completely ignoring the doctors trying to give her the news and just saying “dad chose pecan. who chooses pecan?” n repeating that over n over n over until it didn’t rly register in her ears as english any more.

willa was uprooted from irving at 11 to go n live w her aunt in NY. this was like. a huge adjustment honestly….. her aunt blanche hd always been a little unconventional bt extremely glamorous. she lived in an old defunct theatre she’d bought out n came from a lot of money. willa’s mum’s side of the family hd always been well off bt celeste opted to live a little more Ordinarily shall we say after settling whereas blanche ws jst balls to the walls dripping w eccentric excess…. wld say she was never naked bc she ws always wearing black opium by yves saint laurent…… probably the living embodiment of la vie boheme….. she’d been admitted a yr early to a rly prestigious parisian design school n is an AMAZING seamstress. a corset she stitched a broadway star into got commissioned fr an actress’ red carpet walk at an indie film festival. rly just lived such a life rich w lots of stories n lots of talent too…… had that star quality essence tht her mum had n that was smthn willa found quite comforting everything considered.

(grief tw) u would think maybe a situation like this (one involving so much sudden change) wld cause a kid of tht age to withdraw into her shell bt willa only came out of her shell MORE. she coped w her situation by spinning it into a celebrity origin story inside her head. the tear jerker tale someone tells during their x factor audition to get the judges rooting for them. mentally streamlining things. repackaging all that hurt as a surefire ticket to success bc it had to be useful for something right? there had to b a point to it right? willa decided the point was she’s a star. KFHSGKFHGFKHGKJSFHG. get it girl….. she ws literally just like ok well clearly i’m destined to be famous n i’m the main character of this story. this story called earth. it’s all about me.

rly heavily immersed herself in her high skl theatre scene……. loved experimenting w fashion n literally wore the most outlandish things like. she treated the hallways like her milan f/w debut every new school yr…… a lot of the things she wore were actual like. costumes frm her aunt’s collection…… she has a multi-story closet u have to climb ladders to reach things in like a very rustic library…. it rly wasn’t uncommon for willa to turn up one day corsetted like a pirate with billowing sleeves or sporting the baby blue gingham of a swedish milk maid. it’s like she literally jst…… became a role. always. every day. the world ws her stage. the cameras were always rolling. her aunt only encouraged this tbh n honestly? icon. we love to see it. willa partied a bunch n rly lived a lax lifestyle where responsibility was concerned…. her aunt ws her best friend…… made rly gd friends with performers in the drag club scene n loved the glitz of that….. lots of wild nights turned grossly bright mornings

snagged an agent fresh into her first yr of college (she gt accepted to a pretty competitive theatre program at [redacted] in NY bc i haven’t looked into what that wld be yet <3 i’m merely a helpless british lass <3) n booked a few commercials n things….. when i say willa wld enter audition rooms like she owned the place i’m rly not exaggerating…. once she turned up to a casting call for MEN n just walked right to the front of the line scraping a random chair along the way n then took a seat w her legs crossed popping a bubble in her gum as they all glared at her like wtf is literally going on who are u. she received several complaints n she was just like “ur all acting so jealous of me….”

i feel like she got a pretty big role in a theatre production in her last yr at school. haven’t decided what yet. maybe smthn rocky horror or even mimi in rent. this was meant to b some like huge moment for willa like yes girl finally making it ur on ur way this is what u wanted n she WAS happy abt it but once it was wrapped she jst had this strange like Huh feeling in her chest……. n a la celeste w all her exciting stories was just like well i’ve done that so what’s next? i think she’d graduate n then jst suddenly decide to move to irving in a fit of impulse. to all her college friends she’d be like “ugh a beach retreat is so necessary honestly the city is sooooooooo toxic this place cld literally enlarge my pores if i wasn’t so rigorous with my skincare routine” bt like 🤔 what u seeking girl? results pending.

SO basically i feel like she finally moved back to irving little over a yr ago. she hd a brief stint starring on a reality tv show tht filmed in one of the larger beach houses where her dog gained a handful of fan accounts dedicated to him……. u maybe will see why in the first bullet point of her personality section………… FKGHKSHFGGKFSHKHG. honestly she ws received pretty well too (mostly bc she’s so fking dramatic n like a caricature of a person) bt it wasn’t anything to warrant actual Fame (despite what willa herself might think). she’s mostly jst like. chilling honestly. accepting scripts n flying out fr auditions still. she’ll nab the occasional part bt she’s looking for that One Thing that rly feels like her big moment….. otherwise i cn just imagine her treating irving like a little dollhouse compared to the roaring mansion of NYC n having fun playing around in it. strikes a pose w a hand on my hip…. and now to personality.

PERSONALITY:

got a very large n lithe greyhound n named him marlene dietrich bc she was a black n white hollywood starlet famously known for her affairs n “bedroom eyes”. willa was like ugh. icon status instantly. didn’t rly foresee the responsibilities tht came w owning a dog tht loves exercise n complains abt him being like “ugh he wants to run soooooooooo much 🙄 like where are u literally going”. having said tht loves him dearly n he can often be seen wearing little clothes. a baby’s bonnet. a quilted leather waistcoat. a custom dog boa. he’s very glamorous. willa calls him a gay icon despite no evidence to support this theory. she also says he can sniff out evil in ppl so she brings him sometimes when she’s first introduced to a friend’s new bf n if his nose quivers a certain way she’s like “marlene has spoken. it’s done”. her friends r like omg? what’s done? willa gets up n walks away without elaborating. marlene’s little paws clicking along the floor w attitude.

literally dressed as marie antoinette for her high skl prom even tho there was no theme pertaining to this. jst loves the spotlight. can fake cry and WILL to get out of a parking ticket or teach someone to watch their tone or even simply for the theatrics of it all. the Most dramatic………….. rly fits being an actress like when people find out what she does it’s very like oh that makes sense.

says she doesn’t get hangovers. she’s just like “i revoked that it doesn’t happen to me”. alludes tht this is bc she’s an all powerful deity that was Chosen to be Blessed bt really she’s jst great at bouncing back n acting fine even w a blistering headache. it’s about believing the performance so much that u even convince urself.

has an extremely elevated sense of self importance bc this is kind of the equivalent of several layers of bubble wrap to cushion her frm the world. strives to b extraordinary bc ordinary honestly feels like a death sentence n there’s nothing she’d want to b seen as less. despite this weight she puts on that she rly doesn’t tend to let ppl’s opinions affect fr the most part like she’s quite firmly set in this I’m Literally The Most Gorgeous And Beautiful Angel Star Creature To Walk This Narsty Little Earth view

probably an incredibly big fan of dramatic short lived love affairs. she wants the glamour of it all. the scandal. the randomly breaking up w someone in a public place n sliding on sunglasses after delivering the words over a freshly ordered coffee (tht she’ll leave without drinking bc that’s star power babey she waits fr no man or no hot beverage)…….. has no preference gets w any n all regardless of gender……… romanticises things so they hv a better spin or story in her head n doesn’t rly take things seriously like jst has fun in her fantasy world…. she’s like ugh chuck i know u wanted to marry me but i’m a beautiful bird in a cage n u literally need to undo the latch n set me free……. the guy’s like……. my name’s chase n we’ve only been on two dates….. willa’s like…… please don’t take this so hard i can tell ur besides urself but people r starting to stare……. gets up n leaves. no-one was staring. chase is confused n honestly probably semi concerned fr her welfare.

always has to b the hottest n most glamorous person in a grocery store…. probably goes to them when she doesn’t even need anything jst holding a basket nonchalantly over her forearm glancing over at a cashier in her wizard of oz corset seamed interpretation on a dorothy dress thinking he wants me soooo bad it’s not even funny….. seduces him over the check out counter jst for him to ask her to come back to his so she can lean back scandalised n cry “IS THAT THE KIND OF WOMAN U THINK I AM, PAUL?! YOU’RE A GHASTLY LITTLE MAN, YOU ARE….” with all the gusto of a telenovela. attracts the shocked glances of all surrounding elderly.

speaks fluent french. probably on her brief stint on tht reality show i mentioned earlier was like “ugh can you believe Deneurve of this guy?” n in her head was like this catchphrase is sensational it’ll catch on fast the twittersphere is abt to implode but it didn’t become a thing except for in a small isolated community. despite this she’s like “yeah it went viral….. go figure. just another day in the life.”

honestly like a lot of fun bt also a huge handful at the same time. keeps her real Serious emotions in a locked box bt is always overflowing w melodramatics n rly giving her all at the drop of a hat where Performing is concerned. probably Loves parties n sees them as another form of production in which she wants to b the lead. rly just. loves herself. except does she? 🤔 lifts my hand up like rihanna n winks. find out next time. lucky by britney plays as i slowly disintegrate in spiderman rp…..

WANTED CONNECTIONS

unrequited flame: willa burns thru people like matches. bright n fast. honestly i feel like she struggles to take romance seriously so it cld be fun to play around with someone who’s been singed by that in the past…. mayb they hd actual feelings whereas willa was just messing around n having fun…. living la vida loca so to speak…….. we can discuss a time frame or specifics to expand upon this but. sexy angst perhaps.

those she knew from childhood: willa moved to NY at 11 n i feel like it was very sudden n soon after the accident. maybe she didn’t even say goodbye. maybe they were rly close n all of a sudden she didn’t show up to school the next day n when they rode past her house on their bike the sign said sold and that was that. honestly very dramatic of her even at a young age. we love a disappearing act. houdini who?

acting rival: honestly jst feel like this cld be funny. willa’s so dramatic she’d be like i literally want them dead they’re a despicable little gremlin fr trying to steal my spotlight. cld be as simple as having auditioned a few times fr the same parts or something.

childhood sweetheart: i think it cld be rly cute n sad if there was someone that kind of echoed the dynamic her mum n dad had except she was the celeste n they were the marlon…. (open to any gender)…….. so like. willa was always very larger than life commanding attention in a room n they were more to the sidelines but they just kind of got each other n brought out the best in one another. added angst to the fact tht willa wld maybe want to avoid them as much as possible now bc it dredges up feelings she doesn’t want to confront where her parents r concerned n also in a way any possibility of them winding up together feels like sellotaping an expiration date to both of their foreheads in willa’s brain

someone who was either a fan of or also on the reality show willa was: i imagine it like a reinvention of the hills honestly except based in these irving beach houses…. probably didn’t run that long bt there was a bunch of drama on it mostly staged…… maybe they were willa’s love interest bt it was all fake fr the cameras…… it wasn’t like. a huge deal n didn’t rly catch flight so much where popularity’s concerned bt. cld be fun to play with <3

patti frands: jogs in high knees to translate that into party friends as i adjust my spectacles. willa’s very sociable bt she’s also like kind of full of herself n obnoxious so do with that what u will. KFHGKSHGKGHFSKG. she knows hw to have a gd time tho like growing up she was rly into the gay club scene n the drag scene in NY so like. let’s hear it fr the gays who know how to do it right <3

someone equally over the top: i luv the idea of willa having someone who just like runs with made up scenarios n roles she makes up on the spot n them hanging out is like a 24/7 improv session tht they reel random surrounding strangers just fr the fun thrill

the other woman: willa is quite detached n selfish so she wld easily be the other woman in a relationship n not care about it n this cld make for good spice <3

[kof-xiii]

I can imagine everyone being like "hey siiiiiimon you were in jail for years I bet old your clothes don't fit you anymore" and he's like "no they do i have around 5 suits" and that's how the gift clothes actually start and then it just escalate from there to the full new simoncore

HE WAKES UP IN A SUIT, HE GOES TO WORK IN A SUIT, HE GOES BACK TO BED IN A SUIT

ok also i like to think babsimon’s old clothes were just his school uniforms that looked the exact same as his courtroom attire so he would just alternate between wearing those and his actual suits, he has his jinbaori, maybe some gift gyaxa shirts and some hand-me-downs from aura, but most of the time you’d just see this kid in public all dressed up in a fucking suit looking really dapper (and honestly? babsimon? thats cool as hell)

HE JUST NEVER REALLY CARED ABOUT IT, he was focused on studying, and most of his free time and afterschool hours he probs spent by going to the space centre that also had him being in a suit. exactly post-dd, simon starts cleaning his room after ages, and hes glad that wasn’t a big struggle but... yeah, it is kinda a stale-looking closet he admits.

athena and simon stop at a burger barn, and he just stands out “why are you still in your suit, you look like you’re about to go through a red carpet” “T_T all my clothes are in the laundry and this is the only one i have at the moment, now can i get my coffee now” “hMm🤔” THATS when thena starts going through her clothes to find the tackiest floral shirt she can find (bc the image of simon wearing one is very funnie) except

it actually looks good on him. and suprise, he actually kinda likes it???? takes a while for him to get used to it bc all these outfits are brighter than the fking sun, but eventually, if hes not wearing a grey hoodie, he’s proudly dressed up like a tourist golf dad that has no idea what colour theory is (he likes it ironically - he thinks it’s funny too when people look at him in horror, but he also genuinely digs how he looks, now thena’s just like. *shocked pikachu face*)

[mythvoiced]

Hana and Taemin for the ship meme??

— ultimate ship meme! | @busanbunnie

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Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs (they defined it)

How long will they last? - I think this is a very loving case of ‘til death do us part’, and their love even transcends AUs of all kinds and genres, honESTLY, MAYBE FOREVER

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I’ll be bold enough to say I think it was like meeting The One? I wouldn’t say Love At First Sight, but something about them meeting struck me like two souls destined to find one another, actually finding one another. So, I think it happened relatively fast, but not too fast

How was their first kiss? - Considering Taemin didn’t use to kiss at all back then, on his side there was a lot of hesitation from there, and I can imagine Hana might have been shy about it, so it was a lot of careful testing the water, and then so chaste that all my teeth fell out and regrew immediately due to its sweetness and emotional power

Wedding:

Who proposed? - I don’t remember what I might have said for this section in other occasions, but I do believe Taemin would have been the one? I can’t promise he managed to keep it a secret from Hana because he probably involved Minhwan to figure out how to best go about it and also because he was panicking lmao, but in the end, they did, and it probably wasn’t very fancy, just a romantic moment in the bliss of domestic intimacy

Who is the best man/men? - Definitely Minhwan, like, yo

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Gale might be available for the spot, she might feel inappropriate, but I’d hope they convinced her to it anyway (because she’d feel loved and honoured)

Who did the most planning? - I think both, although Taemin probably let Hana go off and do a lot herself while he stood by and followed instructions to the letter, 1. because he trusts her decisions more than he trusts himself in general, 2. because I feel like Hana would love organising it? so he’d absolutely let her, 3. he’s a disaster and we been knew

Who stressed the most? - Maybe Taemin? I feel like (obviously always correct me, pls, like, I wanna knOW) Hana would stress over technicalities, the wedding itself, invitations, the places, just the organisatory aspect of it, and Taemin would over actually being a good man for Hana to say yes to

How fancy was the ceremony? -Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - No one! Everyone who needed to be there was there, and then some: Hana’s family, Hana’s teammates, Gale, maybe a few coworker of Minhwan and Taemin’s here and there

Sex:

Who is on top? - *cough* Well, depends on what position they’re fee- okay, just, Taemin

Who is the one to instigate things? - They seem to do both equally, and spontaneously, just a healthy loving couple with a healthy, adoring sex life

How healthy is their sex life? -Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? -Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - I’m seriously confused by this question, like, every time? Am I supposed to provide, like, an average amount of minutes, I’m- somebody who has sex, please let me know lmao, nah, okay, I’d say, an average amount?

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - A b s o l u t e l y, because Hana and Taemin are nothing short of a healthy, loving, respecting relationship between two people who love and respect one another very, VERY FKING MUCH, and they’d both want to assure that both parties receive as much as they give

How rough are they in bed? -Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Two! A little baby girl and a little LITTLE BABY BOY

How many children will they adopt? - We’ve never actually considered or spoken about this, but I actually feel like Taemin would consider? When it comes to seeing the opportunity to free a child from a childhood perhaps as dark as his had been, why wouldn’t he take it? How would Hana feel

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - They’re both quite hard-working people, so I feel like all these sorts of stuff they try to balance it out as much as possible, they work together because they’re a team and as such, everyone gets their turn

Who is the stricter parent? - I’m not quite sure, actually, I feel like they’d both spoilt them in different ways? Mostly with attention I feel, and utmost support

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - I feel like Hana would do a better job at it, because Taemin is a tad too apprehensive in this context; where Hana would guide and teach, Taemin might just... worry too much

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Resident cook, TAEMIN

Who is the more loved parent? - Gotta be honest, might actually be Hana. It’s just a natural thing that, if the relationship is well, there’s just the slightest bit of a tighter bond between a mother and her children, she’s spent so much more time with them and besides, who the heck wouldn’t love Hana

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - I feel like it depends entirely on their schedule; they’d probably try to go together, because they’re supportive parents who want to show that they’re there, but again, it’d depend entirely on work and whatnot

Who cried the most at graduation? - I think, Hana? == AND I DON’T BLAME HER, tbh I was probably there too, crying (although, neither are anywhere near the age of graduating yet)

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Well

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Taemin! It’s his *french voice* passiòn

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Not quite sure? Maybe Hana, because Taemin’s happy eating just about anything, and Hana’s got her Fave Snacks™ I’m assuming and besides, there’s a fat chance Taemin would have tried to spoil the heckers outta her

Who does the grocery shopping? - Whoever’s got the time, I suppose? OR EVEN BETTER, BOTH TOGETHER! Grocery Shopping Date™

How often do they bake desserts? - Not as often as they should >:(

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -  Headcanon that they’re both meat lovers? What does the jury say?

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - OH HANA’S amazing at surprises, so far we’ve had quite a few scenarios where Hana was just “boom, I cooked for you” and Taemin had no idea, but what would be even funnier, is if they tried to surprise the other simultaneously, constantly trying to shoo the other out of the kitchen to get it done, and then in the end they figure it out and just... cook it together and it’s sweet and domestic and I love them

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - They both seem more fond of the stay at home variant? Like, they def go out on dates too, but Hana has quite an exhausting job and as someone who works on the computer, just for the eyes alone, not only her job as a mecha pilot is tiring, so I can see her being tired late and wanting to be cosy and Taemin loves cooking for them and I think they both just love to stay and cuddle

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - H...m... maybe Hana

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Whoever gets up last, which is why we have to have a thread where they try to race each other to try and not be the one who has to make the bed and whatnot

Who is really against chores? - Taemin’s lowkey so lazy in this context, he does them, but, Christ, he’s gonna be so pouty about it, how does Hana put up with him

Who cleans up after the pets? - BOTH!

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Both?

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Depends entirely on who the guests are! It might be Taemin because they’re most likely either Hana’s teammates, family, or other friends so he’s worried about impressing them; or it might be Hana because the same people, but she actually wants to welcome them properly.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - HANA! I don’t know why, I’m just picturing her victory shout and her cheering and I love her

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Depends on whether they take ‘em together or not

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Whoever’s got the time! But I feel, for some reason, Hana is probably better with them: I remember we headcanoned them being quite big dogs, and Hana is used to handling things as difficult as a mecha and is physically more fit than Taemin (she’s so hot, fyi)

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - ALWAYS, EVERY HOLIDAY, EVERY OCCASION AND I HEADCANON HANA IS THE QUEEN OF DECORATIONS

What are their goals for the relationship? - Long days and pleasant nights, to continue being happy together, be there for one another, and just be the perfect couple that they are

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Depends entirely on what had happened the night before, but if Taemin takes to preparing breakfasts, especially for the kiddos, he’d leave Hana the luxury (also because she games so late into the night); plus considering the first almost year after either of the children’s births, she’d have to constantly get up during the night to feed them, BASICALLY SHE DESERVES TO SLEEP IN, and if they sleep in together, even better

Who plays the most pranks? - Please let this be Hana because I wanna see her pranking Taemin, PLS PLS PLS

[seokeros]

my father is a literal “toxic male character” in real life. he is a control freak towards my mother, gives her a fucking curfew (mind u shes nearing 50 & hes a year younger) and controls what posts she can or cannot like or comment on facebook. It’s absurd, and although in his middle age crisis—u just reminded me of him when all those anons listed the traits of a character like that—he is still a perfect representation of toxic, mansplaining and huge chauvinism. I love my mom-

-and i hope many girls out there dont end up marrying the wrong man like she did,iasked her why she chose him and there were many a times she said my dad looked “cool &handsome” back then. My friend also had a really toxic boyfriend who accused her of cheating and talking to boys, forced her to cut off all contact w ANY male—cus deep down hes so fking insecure and paranoid of losing her.When people say ur other half being jealous is “cute” i cringe bcus i hv seen the numerous extents of jealousy

which is beyond what i can imagine and i just wanna say big fuck u to those guys who think theyre above everyone solely bcus of their stupid gender.

I’m so sorry your mum has to deal with such shitty, unacceptable treatment. that’s just... unbelievable, really. she and you deserve so much better 😔💗

and I completely get that—I’m not into the "jealous/possessive boyfriend” trope after going through the reality of that myself, and also after seeing my pals get stuck in situations like that, too. it’s not  sweet. it’s awful and even scary, sometimes.

big note to anyone out there: if your partner is jealous/possessive to the point that you can’t even glance in the direction of the opposite sex without them getting angry at you, or you can’t go out places with your friends unless they’re there, ditch them asap. it might sound cute and protective at first, but it’s not. as the time passes, you’ll realise that you’ve just become more and more miserable as a result of them closing you off from the rest of the world.

[ryoshan-a]

ok. listen i know i havent been here in ages and this isn’t an original idea but hear me out:

RWBY as a live action tv series, and our characters as the actors, actresses, and crew.  

set in our world modern verse. featuring a small production company, employing and casting crew and actors from all over the world. not convinced yet? here’s why y’all should indulge me: 

your muse canonically dead or afk? not anymore!! they produce the show now. or write it. or just hang out on the set when they’re free. 

your muse a villain and hard to rp with other folk? not anymore!!! let them be pals with the most unlikely of other people. see how they deal with fndm hating their character. (or loving their char too much)

your char an oc? nOT ANYMORE. theyre canon chars now. maybe they write the show. direct. tell qrow off when he almost posts spoilers on twitter. ANYTHING

whats a crossover? the ocs you rp with are now actors/crew in their own universe’s movie/game/tv show. the chars from other fandoms are actors/crew in their source’s show/movie/game. 

your ship a rarepair u jump through hoops to put together? not anymore!! their actors are shacking up. 

lbr we’re all suffering the hiatus. who needs canon material for this!! they’re in shooting for the eps that’ll air in october. 

seriously, how easy would it be to get,, literally the entire community involved in something like this. TAG ME IF YOU DO!!! i wanna see what folk come up with!!

still not convinced? here’s some ideas i came up with, with the help of @iruzurru and @rosescattered. obv if i mention your muse and you wanna get in on this dont feel like you have to follow these!! these are just meant to inspire™

under the cut, cause lONG: 

taiyang and summer club together every year to fund a holiday for the entire cast and crew to celebrate the end of a season. they buy out an entire plane for the journeys and instigate travelling songs 

taiyang is a writer for the show who played ruby and yang’s dad more as a cameo, but got given more scenes when the character proved rlly popular 

summer is a writer too. noone, not even tai knows she’s gonna be playing summer when she shows up later in the show >:3c 

emerald and cinder being best friends who play up icly for the fans. emerald throws down on twitter with anyone who harrasses cinder for playing a baddie 

winter wasn’t an actor originally. she writes novels, but she was on set one day waiting for weiss to finish shooting so they could go to lunch. 

she was given first dibs on an audition to play weiss’ ic sister and nails it. weiss insists she’s not even acting, she’s just Really Like This 

winter writes fanfic of emerald/cinder on ao3 for shits and giggles dont @ me. noone knows its her bc she uses winter’s ic callsign as a username and ppl just assume its a winter fan

this is yang’s first big acting job, but she’s Known in celebrity circles because her mom is the Very Famous Raven Branwen.raven’s a household name 

raven subsequently gets cast as her real mom because it just makes sense and would boost the series’ popularity following her guest appearance at the end of volume 2 

qrow is very vocal about his character’s storylines and supports charities relating to substance abuse. he frequently finds himself in twitter discourse with fans because he loudly discourages romanticising his character 

this gets him accused of hating his character, which he doesn’t. fandom either loves him or hates him 

qrow and raven arent siblings but they might as well be because they’re so fking close and roast each other on twitter all the time 

neo’s actress is actually a really famous opera singer who’s breaking into acting. this gives rise to the popular fanon that neo actually can talk and has a bitchin’ voice but chooses not to. 

emerald’s an orphan. she bounced around kids homes and developed a great talent for lying in the process. hearing a drama teacher describe acting as ‘lying really well’ sealed the deal for her career choice. she’s had bit parts and lives in a shitty apartment until rwby becomes her first big break. 

coco was a big actress in france. she came to america seeking to break into hollywood, and found it pretty difficult. she’s emerald’s roommate, and it’s emerald who tells her about the opening for a member of team cfvy and pushes her to audition. 

ilia has to wear one of those green screen suits all the time so they can animate her scales. yang gets a selfie with her every time she’s wearing it. takes upon takes have been ruined by blake and sun laughing at her. 

it annoys ilia at first. then, she starts to find it funny. then, she gets her own back by purposefully making people laugh. she does the yoshi mlem every time she cracks her whip. 

pyrrha’s actress routinely gets bit parts and cameos in future volumes bc the cast and crew love her so much they want her around all the time. she’s like 50% of the reason a comedy mini-series where nothing bad happens exists alongside the main series. 

the entire cast and crew rallying around cinder after v3 when the fan backlash comes from pyrrha’s onscreen death. they throw a party after to celebrate pyrrha and cinders great performances. its a greek theme

team rwby, smartasses that they are, all come dressed as achilles with little papier mache arrows stuck in their heels

weiss is a Career Showman. she started off in ballet, then moved to broadway, then onto the bigscreen. she’s had a huge amount of success despite how young she is, and was continually pushed to land greater and greater roles. she suffered a very publicised breakdown because of the stress. 

she ‘disappeared’ in the showbiz scene when she went to live with winter in her remote little writing shack in the middle of assfuck nowhere to recharge. 

rwby is her first acting job since then. she was hesitant to start back at all, but finds herself extremely supported and refreshed by the small, close-knit production. 

blake’s had to work twice as hard for every role she’s ever landed due to being an ethnic minority. her professionalism makes her seem closed off and cold, so she hasn’t made many friends. she has a small, devoted fanbase, though.

summer is one of those fans, and has always wanted to cast blake in something. her character was written with her in mind, and summer was elated when blake accepted the proffered audition and subsequent role in rwby. 

ruby is summer and tai’s daughter!! they are not shy at all about saying that her part was written For Her. they don’t apologise for it either fuck u they created this show they cast who they want. 

the red trailer only initially existed for ruby to do a screentest of her character. it was so well produced and nailed so hard they made it promotional material and wrote the white, black and yellow ones to go with it. 

ruby grew up reading her parents’ stuff and writing her own, too. in school, she wrote, directed and produced an entire play for her classmates, but never thought of acting until her parents suggested she play the lead in this new show they’ve been thinking about. 

ruby and yang met on set. they’ve been thick as thieves ever since. 

...AND SO ON I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY GUYS 

[rcgnata]

-- i fking hATE MYSELF it got long so i had to turn it into a drabble... even if this is a good potential for character development sdjkfdksfhdsf

Duty-bound were all the nobles of Lukedonia, remaining in the same static state for the next five centuries until salvation came to them unexpectedly, in the form of a lost companion thought to be one who had forsaken his home. Since then, the Lord and her Nobles had ventured to the world outside of Lukedonia more often, partaking in the human customs of the place where the Noblesse resided. Of course, it looked like they were all play and no action, but Raskreia noticed that the Union’s attacks were focused in this country. Something big was going to happen... and it would happen soon.

Was it pure coincidence that the city itself would be targeted though? It was a grand event, the human children had called it Gaecheonjeol, a festival dedicated to the foundation of this country. Raskreia attended the grand festival under the humans’ suggestion, but she did not wish to pull them from their families, so she went alone.

They had all been so happy. The humans played music and the festivals throughout the city crowded the streets; this was the first time Raskreia had seen so many humans gathered in one place. It was an enclosed area; entry was by the gates. The walls kept the noise in. They were boisterous and it was quite the commotion... yet Raskreia could not help but think this was the kind of peace she quite enjoyed.

Thus, no one seemed to have expected it when a portion of the area exploded, a small crowd disappeared in the form of a crater. There was a stilling silence before pandemonium ensued. What was once such a cheery occasion turned into panic, and Raskreia recognized the familiar white coats of...

❝ The Union. ❞ A word spoken with venom as the Lord shifted the appearance of her outfit. Eyebrows furrowed into a frown as she lifted herself off the ground, floating in the air to assess the situation.

There were too many humans, even the power of her mind control could not affect every one of them to calm them. The Union attackers were destroying buildings and humans were getting caught in the aftermath of destruction.

Were they after the Lord? Raskreia summoned Ragnarok, minding the humans below her, before sending one wave of blood energy towards the Union attackers. Her crimson hues glowed with intensity; they knew she was here, but it seemed their target was —

A voice, young in age, suddenly pierced the air. Raskreia’s attention snapped immediately towards the ground, where she saw a human child get shoved to the ground. Raskreia lost sight of the child before she could do anything to save her. No... no, that wasn’t right, didn’t the adults know that they were running over —

Another scream. Raskreia turned around, catching sight of two human men pushing aside a woman holding her infant child. 

And yet another. A human woman pulling on the hair of another in order to push ahead of the crowd. The exit was not big; the humans crowded around each other, pushing, pulling, shoving, dragging, hitting —

❝ Get out of my way! ❞ ❝ Mommy, I’m scared! ❞ ❝ M-Mommy! Where are you? ❞ ❝ W-Wait, where are you going?! ❞ ❝ Let go of me! I’m getting out of here! ❞ ❝ D-Don’t leave me behind! ❞ ❝ Where did you go?! ❞

Like wild animals they pulled each other back, refusing to let one person overtake them in their escape. No... not even animals would resort to such barbaric methods. Animals would not have stepped on children like they were nothing but dirt.

How could this be? That man, was he not happily dancing along with his companions to the music earlier? That woman, was she not eagerly handing food towards her elder companions during procession? That human, did he not help that child retrieve her doll when she had dropped it in the peaceful crowd.

They were all cheerfully celebrating together earlier. And now they were killing each other to ensure their own preservation...?

... Were these the humans that they were duty-bound to protect?

[eilleenashley]

America the Beautiful

I was raised in a Spanish household. No, my first language is not spanish. My first language is/was english. I understand Spanish I just don't speak it. I was born in America, North America to be exact. And I was raised in New Jersey, it is part of the 50 states. My mother was born and raised in Costa Rica until the age of 7. Costa Rica is part of Central America. And my father born in New York and raised in New Jersey. My great grandmother came to America wanting a better life and her children and grandchildren followed. My fathers parents were born and raised in Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico is a US territory, his parents also came to America looking for a better life. Again I was born and raised in America, New Jersey, Paterson to be exact along with my sister. We grew up with love and affection, we grew up knowing that our family was different because of the language we spoke. People will look at us differently, I didn't understand I was a kid. Too me everyone looked the same. Even if they had a different skin color or spoke differently; they were the same too me. I never knew anything about hate. I was raised in a loving household. I didn't understand until I started getting older. Hate was and still is a strong word. I was born in the 90′s, technology wasn't so big as it is now. We use to play out doors and ride bikes. We use to play with our neighbors and everyone was friends with everyone no matter what they looked like. I still remember my first best guy friend I made in kindergarten. He was dark skinned and such a great person. I still think about him till this day hoping where ever he is; he's doing ok.  I was not raised to hate on people who looked and spoke differently. I was raised to love and respect those around me who will love and respect me in return. The one thing I learned in my history books is that history repeats itself and also the Native American Indians were the first on American soil. And if we want to get technical the dinosaurs were here before people. I know my history, I know my beliefs, my customs, my culture, and I have morals to go with it. I gave you places my family is from and the one place they chose to come too was America. They hoped America will help them thrive for generations to come, just like many other immigrants who come here. We do not come here to take away from those who has settled here before us. We ask for them to make room for us to build here as well. That is all we come here to do. We know our place, we are different, unique, we can show you many things. You can learn and grow with us. We can all thrive as one. I know my history, I know what happened when Columbus came to America, I know what happened to the Indians, I know what happened at the Boston tea party, I know who signed the declaration of independence, I know how the North fought the South to end slavery. I know what Harriet Tubman did. Rosa Parks and MLK did during the civil rights movement. I also know what happened in WWII with the Jews and Nazis, the Holocaust (need I say more). Pearl Harbor. and many many other battles and wars were fought. Thats been throughout history the battles, the wars, the bloodshed. Many people dying because they had a belief that their future children will have a better tomorrow. And then we are here in the 21st century. All this bloodshed and in 2017. 20fkin17, we still can't wrap our heads around the fact that history is repeating itself because we let it. We let hatred hide away in many of those who dislike what we are trying to build. We let it simmer there until those people were ready to stop hiding. They were waiting to come out and show us what they are made of. Most white Americans dislike us because we took there land or the job they didn't even want in the first place. This is the 21st century!, and people are still hating on color and the way we speak. They are hating because we are different. *face palm* Give me a fkin break. NO one is born with hatred in their heart. It is learned. I honestly think those who believe we took everything from them, needs to read a history book because you have no idea how much you took away from the Indians. Not one fking clue. At the end of the day, we need more love, more kindness, we also need people to stop hating cause it is a waste of time and energy. The fighting is a waste of energy. Just stop hurting each other. It’s honestly not worth it at all. This is not what our ancestors fought and died for. Get it together America, if not we are so fkin screwed in the long haul. 

[blackcoffeeandblankpagess]

Today I had a realization ...

I was debating whether or not to post this but I felt like it was an important moment idk (read more because ED related don’t wanna upset anyone)

so this afternoon I was laying outside in the grass because carolina in the spring is fking beautiful and I just was not feeling comfy in my shorts. They weren’t necessarily too small but they felt more snug than I would have liked and immediately I could feel that anxiety creeping in and the hyper awareness of my body starting to take over...but then I took a step back and realized I have literally I shit you not had these shorts since the 7th grade and they STILL fit me (although evidently not the same). I was twelve years old when I bought them. Why on EARTH should shorts I wore when I was twelve fit me now, at twenty years old (and its not like I was a big kid or anything these shorts are pretty average). Then, I realized that my little cousin who was visiting this weekend who I think of as little both in age and in size is thirteen. That means that the age she is currently is older than I was when I bought these shorts...is anyone else seeing the ridiculousness here? I would never imagine myself attempting to wear her clothes so why should I be wearing my own clothes from that age? I guess I just never realized how long I’ve had the shorts for but thats besides the point. The bottom line is it’s not normal to feel “bad” that your adult body does not fit into the clothes you wore as a child. It’s scary to even realize how skewed that train of thought is. You should not require permission to grow.

[athena1138]

The OC question thing, all 50 answers bc I’m bored. 

Some OC questions

1. Your first OC ever? Vikara Amarina Nellenryll. I’ve had characters before, but she was the first one who really stuck, who got a background and everything. She was my go-to oc for everything.  2. Do you have a personal favourite among your OCs? Alena Fanelis-Lavellan (dragon age)  3. Have you ever adopted a character or gotten a character from someone else?Nah 4. A character you rarely talk about? Seirein Xavier (adopted by Charles,) my X-Men OC. Her power is that she can make anyone do anything with her voice, so she’s resolved to be mute. She and Logan end up together.  5. If you could make only one of your OCs popular/known, who would it be?  Alena. Or idk, Belladonna Hawke. There aren’t enough Varric x Hawkes out in the world. I love both those bitches. 

6. Two OCs of yours that look alike despite not being related? Most of my Hawkes look similar tbh. I try to make them different, but I’m a slut for a strong-nosed, big-lipped, tawny-skinned woman.  7. Are your OCs part of any story or stories? AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Yes. Hands down. Most of my Dragon Age OCs are already in stories, or are at least mentioned because I have them set up in specific timelines. Alena is getting her own goddamn biography. Belladonna is 5 chapters into her own story. My FenHawke is 37 pages into her story. I’ve got a oneshot posted with my Hawkebela. (Da2 is my fav game tbh.) My non-DA OCs have a few stories, too. Seirein is one chapter down in hers, my Sole Survivor has more than a few oneshots down, etc.  8. Do you RP as any of your OCs? If you do, introduce one of your RP OCs here! No. I’m uncomfortable with RP since a friend destroyed it for me a long time ago. I used to be super big into it, but now it just makes me squeamish.  9. Would you ever be willing to give any of your OCs to someone else? Fight me. (Maybe Rastig. He’s a little shit.)  10. Introduce an OC with a complicated design? Idk what that means. A physical design? Most of them just get scars. I mean, Anna Hawke is deaf in one ear. Genevieve is blind. Idk. Most of them have fully fleshed out backstories so that’s about as complicated as they get.  11. Is there any OC of yours you could describe as a “sunshine”? Brilla Aeducan. Gemma Cadash. Missella Surana.  12. Name an OC that isn’t yours but who you like a lot On AO3, there’s a FenHawke series that I legit sat and read for 3 days straight. Literally didn’t even turn on my TV. (It’s here ) I really like this Hawke.  13. Do you have any troublemaker OCs?  Depends on how you define troublmaker. As in, a douche? Rastig. As in, mischievous? Kalam Adaar, Titania Shepard, Jack Ryder, Belladonna Hawke. 

14. Introduce an OC with a tragic backstory HAHAHAHAAHHAAH Who doesn’t have one? Alena is the most fleshed out. She was born in Redcliffe, taken to the Circle at age 6, broke out with Anders at age 16, got separated from Anders, went to Denerim, was taken in by Cyrion and his family, was caught up in the slave trade, was sent to an abusive master in Kirkwall, killed him to escape, was caught by Cullen and taken to the Gallows, broke out of the Gallows, found Anders again, Anders was crazy, got help from Hawke (Belladonna) to get to the Sundermount Dalish clan, was taken in by them, found them all killed in year 7, was taken to live with Clan Lavellan, hated it but didn’t want to be alone so she allowed them to give her vallaslin even though she didn’t want it, Conclave, Solasmance, Solas broke up with her, finally Cullenmance.  15. Do you like to talk about your OCs with other people? Idk. Kinda? Kinda not though. I get shy really easily. I like talking about them. But with other people? Idk.  16. Which one of your OCs would be the best at biology (school subject)? Marina Shepard 17. Any OC OTPs? Among just my OCs? No. I don’t ship my girls together. But each of them is specifically designed for a specific romance.  18. Any OC crackships? Nah 19. Introduce an OC that means a lot to you (and explain why) Vikara has been with me through a lot. I’ve had her for like... 7 years now? She made it through a bad breakup, high school graduation, and all of college.  20. Do any of your OCs sing? If they sing, care to share more details (headcanon voice, what kind of songs they like etc)? Genevieve Hawke sings frequently at the Hanged Man. She’s a Mezzosoprano if she really gets going and she tends to get throaty with it, kinda like Christina Aguilera or Gaga. Marina Shepard can sing but she’s a bit shy to do it. If her friends can boost her up enough, she will for them. She’s a tenor.  21. Your most artistic OC Vikara Lavellan writes poetry. Brilla Aeducan draws/paints (she painted Leliana fireside one night.)  22. Is there any OC of yours people tend to mischaracterize? If yes, how? People think Anna Hawke hates Sebastian, but that’s not true. She’s just threatened by him because she’s a mage, and he’s very vocal about turning in her mage friends. (She used to feel the same way about Fenris, but she fell in love too fast.)  23. Introduce OC that has changed from your first idea concerning what the character would be like? Most of them.  24. If you could meet one OC of yours, who would it be and why? Genevieve Hawke. She’s a very strong, proud woman.  25. The OC that resembles you the most (same hobby, height, shared like/dislike for something etc?) Tbh, most of my OCs are just re-coded versions of myself. Except Rastig. But I guess Anna Hawke. The story I mentioned with her is focused on her weight issues and how Fenris helps her learn to love herself (and vice versa.)  26. Have you ever had to change your OC’s design or something else about them against your will? I mean, I’ve had Vikara for 7 years. Not all game platforms allow for the same character customizations.  27. Any OCs that were inspired by a certain song? Nah 28. Your most dangerous OC? Rastig Brosca and Titania Shepard.  29. Which one of your OCs would go investigate an abandoned house at night without telling anyone they’re going? Alena is actually about to fall into a well and ponder her death because she didn’t tell anyone, so, her.  30. Which one of your OCs would most likely have a secret stuffed animal collection? Asena Adaar. Josephine thinks they’re darling, and they talk about their dolls together.  31. Pick one OC of yours and explain what their tumblr blog would be like (what they reblog, layout, anything really) Marina Shepard is all about the memes, man. She’s nothin’ but jokes, nonstop, though once in a blue moon, she might reblog a picture of a nice ass (tastefully, of course.)  32. Which one of your OCs would be the most suitable horror game protagonist and why? Kalam Adaar doesn’t get scared. She just cracks jokes until she feels better.  33. Your shyest OC? Anna Hawke. 34. Do you have any twin characters? Yes! Belladonna Hawke was a twin to Garrett Hawke (who is deceased.)  35. Any sibling characters? Beyond Belladonna, no. Though, Asena Adaar and Gemma Cadash are quite close. (Multi-inquisitor AU, but only Gemma has the mark. Asena is just part of the inner circle.)  36. Do you have OC pairs where the other part belongs to someone else (siblings, lovers, friends etc)? Nah. I’m a solo-OCer 37. Introduce an OC who is not quite human I mean. I only have any human DA characters because I didn’t get a choice with Hawke. Even my queen is, in my lore, an elf because I really don’t like humans. Every single OC would be non-human if I had the choice.  38. Which one of your OCs would be the best dancer? Jack Ryder.  39. Introduce any character you want I have a Labyrinth story I started.............a longass time ago. The main character is Jacqueline (the French, not the American,) and she’s the daughter of Sarah. She is mute for most of the story because she was driving in an accident that killed her father. Sarah contacts Jareth and asks him to help fix Jack, help her overcome her guilt and trauma, so he takes her to the Labyrinth.  40. Any fond memories linked to your characters? Feel free to share! Not really. I love them all, the wee babs.  41. Has anyone drawn fanart of your OCs? If yes, maybe show a picture or two here (remember sources & permissions!) Nope.  42. Which one of your OCs would be the most interested in Greek gods? Titania Shepard. It wasn’t a huge leap for her to go from Shakespeare (where she supposes her namesake comes from) to mythology.  43. Do you have any certain type when you create your OCs? Do you tend to favour some certain traits or looks? It’s time to confess I like big noses, strong cheekbones, brilliantly colored eyes, and scars. Lots and lots of scars.  44. Something you like about your OCs in general They’re like my friends.  45. A character you no longer use? Psh. I can’t even remember. If I don’t use them, they’re lost forever.  46. Has anyone ever told you that you treat your OCs badly? Not yet 47. Has anyone ever (friendly) claimed any of your OCs as their child? IRL, nah. In games, most of my Shepards are bonded strongly to their krogan teammates, and then there’s Seirein who’s literally adopted.  48. OC who is a perfect cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure Brilla Aeducan 49. Which one of your OCs would most likely enjoy memes Kalam Adaar and Titania Shepard 50. Give me the good ol’ OC talk here. Talk about anything you want If you want, you can tag your ask answers with #yetanotherOCmeme so I can check them out too `v´9 I just really fking love them all. The biggest struggle is that I have so many I’m so invested in but I obviously can’t do anything with them all in one go. I have to focus on one then another then back to the one and it gets so frustrating because I have so many ideas and stories to come up with but so little time.