#astrid.exe

[velourzrouge]

i have nalu brainrot rn it’s all i can think about

[ivemovedbitch-blog]

doreah is a cutie. that is all ♥

she has been officially called a cutie by a lord it’s a official now.

[4alarmfirecracker]

Astraëlle top 10 moments (S1) (as voted by the discord) - 3d place

↪   The Kiss™

Bonus : Astrid.exe has stopped working

[rhetoricalrogue]

I have so many WiPs I need to work on, however, the brain rot for the planned Book 2 fake dating continuing into Book 3 has taken hold.

Little Old Lady Gossip Squad members are squinting at them in the grocery store suspiciously. Both Astrid and Adam hear “No, Agnes, I think they broke up, they aren’t acting like they’re dating anymore. Is your grandson still single? He and Astrid would make a cute couple.”

UNREASONABLE PANIC OVERCOMPENSATION. Cue aggressive hand holding and Astrid.exe has stopped working when Adam leans over for the briefest of cheek kisses as he helps her put her stuff in her jeep.

“Why are you freaking out over people discussing a potential fake breakup to your fake relationship?” FaceTime call to Tony at butts o’clock early in the morning where he’s at. “BECAUSE I DON’T LIKE THE TONE. IT SOUNDS LIKE I FAILED AT BEING A GOOD GIRLFRIEND. I AM THE BEST GIRLFRIEND, TONY. ANYONE WOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE ME.”

Rooftop talks (read: sitting together and just chilling) with Mason where Mason’s just “you’re an idiot, but you’re MY idiot. The fact that Adam’s growing out his hair to overcome his unreasonable jealousy towards the celebrity crush you have on Chris Hemsworth should be proof enough that he really likes you-likes you.”

Fight over things Astrid does while having a target on her back and a shouting match that ends with “why? Because I’m your boyfriend, that’s why!” whoops, I caught real feelings while posing as your fake significant other realization.

“Where are you going?” “To my room, unless my fake boyfriend wants me to sleep on the fake couch!” (Cashew is heard distress honking in the background, upset that Mom and Dad are fighting)

Nate pushing a potted plant into Adam’s hands and 300ish years of friendship = expert level silent communication of “you both done hecked up and she’s too stubborn and/or prideful to make the first move. Here is a peace offering because even though you’re an idiot, but you’re MY idiot, and you can deny it all you want, but you love her and it makes me sad to see you sad.” Adam just sighs and goes “Thanks, but quit looking at me in that tone of voice” while accepting the plant.

Volunteer wrangling very much DID turn into a competition. Both of them are upset that Nate beat them by a landslide.

Book 2 trapper encounter flashback and not wanting a similar outcome = Astrid taking “don’t you fucking touch him” rage to 11 and ripping the knob off. New potential antagonist gets the brunt of it and gets unexpectedly punched in the face by a screaming human he was not prepared to hit him. He’s lucky Astrid didn’t decide to kick him in the junk instead.

Lots of mutual “are you hurt? Let me touch you to reassure myself that you’re not hurt” going on and both of them playing a game of chicken to see who confesses first that the dating hasn’t been fake for months.

[shot-tothestars]

Thursday 6th of August is trying to fricking kill me with feels what the-??

Omgds I'm literally screaming and seriously I have so much feels and I have no braincell rn all of them are just

SOMEONE PLS HELP I'M DYING. THE FEELS ARE TOO STRONG FOR ME I DON'T EVEN HAVE EMOJIS FOR-

*Astrid.exe has stopped working*

[4alarmfirecracker]

Astraëlle top 10 moments (S1) (as voted by the discord) [LINK]

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Monday night dinner plans: Raph invites Astrid home when they find the shop closed #WellDoneRaph [GIFSET]

------------ 9 ---------------

Astrid thanks Raphaëlle after doing her shopping on a Tuesday + Astrid’s smile [GIFSET]

------------ 8 ---------------

Raph shows her gun to move the two guys from Astrid’s place + Astrid’s smug smile #DaddyMove [GIFSET]

------------ 7 ---------------

"Il me semble, oui" Raph says to her gal pal when she asks if they are friends #SpoilerTheyAreMoreThanFriends [GIFSET]

------------ 6 ---------------

200% Hearteyes Raph at the café after she successfully finds the solution to the nine-dots problem and makes her gal pal laugh [GIFSET]

------------ 5 ---------------

“Gagné!” Raph looks lovingly at her gal pal as she keeps losing Tangram, enjoying the excitement of Astrid over the game [GIFSET]

------------ 4 ---------------

Raph asking Astrid if she's ever been in love and Astrid saying she doesn't know BUT she invites her gal pal to her flat [GIFSET]

------------ 3 ---------------

The Kiss™ + Astrid.exe has stopped working [GIFSET]

------------ 2 ---------------

"Vous êtes mon dé à coudre" [GIFSET]

------------ 1 ---------------

The Hug™ + Astrid touches Raph’s hair (#TGTGT) #TotallyGayTotallyGratuitousTouching [GIFSET]