#astra.poll

[astradyke]

prev rb reminds me actually! i'm making this poll unaware if they ever addressed this but if they did um <3 i'll make a poll about something else BUT... democratic vote here

because lowkey i think that's such a dan aesthetic thing but phil is like THE silent sentiments person so i dunno ^_^ but also maybe they were gifted and i just forgot that anecdote idk!

[astradyke]

hey, i've been wondering if this is a Lester-Howell thing, or if this is a more uniform regional difference:

I noticed that Dan & Phil consistently say that they "went to hospital", making "hospital" like a proper noun, versus in my part of the US (and I think across US), "hospital" is regarded as just a regular noun, so I "went to the hospital."

[astradyke]

okay hard launch this hard launch that i have a serious question for everyone. freak with me.

whatever you pick is real and canon btw and is true to life <- i am lying but consider this for your own fun

[astradyke]

the link to dnpbeats summer album in the caption saying 'for relaxing by the beach or vibing in bed'....................

look that's so fairs of them to say but i think it's funny to interpret this in the worst way possible so

[astradyke]

useless propaganda:

daniel howell known for being pretentious etc etc has some psychosexual relationship with dips (and horrible taste on the ranch acct btw sorry) , screams upon every occasion and describes his relationship with phil like oh yeah we're immortal soulmates God put on this earth so we could be together like tortoises watching the sunrise . posted a photo of him in lingerie because he didnt know what to post on instagram , everything in dystopia daily (which is NOT too niche shes my babygirl and im not even much of a dannie), man i don't know what propaganda is needed have you seen him

philip lester who is viscerally afraid of olives but also bitches about having to run and catch dan whenever he passes out from his MEDICAL CONDITION showed an entire group of people a photo of his doctor from facebook because the doctor was really attractive (went there bc of a balls incident btw) looked like he was going to pass out when he saw sister daniel (though in his defense this was clearly also another balls incident) dyed everything in the house green when dan left him, notably also filming an entire video About Dan Leaving Him in which he was confident dan wouldnt be able to speak to other people without him and also that hed generally go insane

[astradyke]

i'll go on a deep cleanse where i post 0 more polls after this (<- lying) but one last one for posterity

i feel like i can see this going multiple ways (ex. i don't rly think they'll ever hard launch but if they did i have a feeling what it'd look like) so just pick an option and if it's like more nuanced use tags.

obligatory i don't care about these guys' relationship so long as they are happy and im excited to see TIT (arent i always) there is no pressure only sillies. etc.

[astradyke]

like it or not anon was a visionary for asking this so i'm just going to make a poll about it

do i need a legal disclaimer or were we all here april fools day of 2023

Ok so if there was a dnp sex tape going around but u had to pay actual money to see it would u? Be honest

oh absolutely not, mate. i might make posts about them having sex with one another or whatever but i don't have the easiest time with things like that to put it vaguely. also like actual real money? i could do so much with that. i could like book another therapy appointment with that. probably not i don't really know how much sex tapes cost sorry.

[kitchensinkchronicles]

literally these were my results

THE FIRST TWO OPTIONS ARE EXACTLY THE SAME AND SHOW RESULTS IS 69%?!? this is too funny

okay hard launch this hard launch that i have a serious question for everyone. freak with me.

whatever you pick is real and canon btw and is true to life <- i am lying but consider this for your own fun