#astor kinnie

[silverjirachi]

The hell is going on on your blog right now??

1) A few weeks ago I asked for anonymous confessions that led to someone realizing they kinned this man from hyrule warriors age of calamity:

because who wouldnt?

2) Self-proclaimed ‘astor kinnie’ comes back a few weeks later to update me on their adventures that apparently they’ve been astral projecting or shifting into hyrule and teaching purah and robbie how to dab (hopefully)

3) kinnie’s confessions lead me to narrowly confessing something cursed and forbidden i have done regarding aforementioned man

4) this led them to sending a wild flurry of guesses in my inbox, some of which were heading in the right direction but not necessarily close enough, leading me to dropping a very cryptic hint in the form of an image of twilight sparkle

5) kinnie refuses to come off anon, leading me to have to broadcast this entire fiasco to my entire tumblr dash if i want to continue to engage with it, which i did, because it gave me a good old refreshing feeling of cracked-up 2013 tumblr vibes. I felt young and enlivened again, igniting a sense of hope and passion in me i have not felt since 17

6) people are asking me to write twilight sparkle x astor fic or if astor kins twilight sparkle, which was not my implication however which is very cursed

7) a revali kin came on at some point

8) i tend to have a very unique ability of making very, incredibly niche parts of the internet implode, hence this occurring

9) i’ve lost like 20 followers but who’s counting

[edgy-dragon-trash]

Happy pride, have some headcanons

[hyrule-kingdom-updates]

*Ahem*

Quill is an Astor Kinnie and makes Hku → Rev reads hku → Rev is an Astor kinnie → Rev Denies being an Astor kinnie → Rev accepts being an Astor kinnie → Rev Denies being an Astor kinnie → Rev accepts being an Astor kinnie → Rev Denies being an Astor kinnie → Rev accepts being an Astor kinnie → Quill Denies being an Astor kinnie

Seeing Rev's ongoing character arc, I believe it shall mirror yours

As a writer, I would know that identical character arcs for similar characters are redundant unless the ultimate outcomes can foil and contrast, therefore it would be more narratively pleasing if I continued to deny myself as an Astor kin, considering I am not

[sheikah-simp]

update: i got astor :/

uQuiz: which effeminate grey-skinned eyeliner-wearing male villain from the Legend of Zelda series are you?

[sarcasticmudkip]

Oh so kip’s the Astor kinnie now?

GO BULLY REV PLEASE

[wuxianphobic]

✨gif tag game✨

post a picture or gif (preferably from tumblr’s gif feature or with credit to the gifmaker) of:

your favorite character

your favorite friendship

your favorite ship

your favorite sect

your favorite sword

i can make bad gifs so that’s what i did for these 💕 i was tagged by @yilingbutch @beinggaydoincrime and @yilinglaozusexy (thank you all of you!! 🥰)

favorite character

listen okay. i know i have the @ wuxianphobic but i love him more than my life. all of my friends know this because i never shut up about him. i can and will cry over wei wuxian. also like him for kinnie reasons :/

favorite friendship(s)

the juniors were a close second but these three.... the wen clan is the only real family wuxian has for a while and the wen siblings more than anyone. he would give his life for them and they would did for him. i am emotional

favorite ship

this is excluding wangxian because. obviously. they live in my head and my heart rent free. but songxiao traveling and night hunting together... xingchen literally giving song lan his eyes when xue yang poisoned his..... gay people (honorific)

favorite sect

yes i’m counting the burial mounds as wuxian’s sect fuck you. the wens and wuxian all making an uninhabitable place a home by taking care of each other..... they’re a Family your honor

favorite sword

when wangji and jiang cheng recover the swords the wen clan took and you Know which one wuxian’s is because he’s a fucking goth.... anyways i love suibian it’s beautiful and it sealed itself when he was gone :(

i’m tagging @fruityumbrella @weiyingonmynerves @astorically @bunsizhui @chthonicillness @emojiangcheng @gusulan-lesbians @lanzhansmiles and @lanwangjischanel if you want to!!

[emo-eyemakeup-evildude]

13-year old you was an Astor kinnie????? /j

I was kinning Astor for more than a decade before he existed

[cashewally-sarcastic]

Hello hello I am here to leave you a tiny piece of a cipher and a hint

rbgca://hykf.twsqtr.pwq/nwph

Hint: Rev

Rev I'm so sorry but my first keyword guess was Astor Kinnie

[grellahimlaufeyson]

Astor (Age of Calamity) is a Ghirahim and/or Yuga kinnie. Look at that eye shadowing/makeup and tell me otherwise.

[silverjirachi]

but like I just want to go home man my diagnosis of Astor got worse and any feeling of belonging id have had here is gone and I look at astral Hyrule wistfully like those memes with people looking out windows captioned “when will my husband return from war”

I don’t think I even have a house to go to but damn I’d live in a cave

yeah honestly if you’re astor in hyrule you’re fucked man sorry

[sheikah-simp]

Astor kinnie; thank u for your description on ur blog I would like elaboration and I agree

Astor is evil barbie

>pretty eyes

>pretty hair

>very little going on in personality

>life in plastic

>it's fantastic

[hyrule-kingdom-updates]

Local Astor kinnie makes Good Astor content and is shocked that it attracted/ made astor kinnies. More at 11

LISTEN.

[silverjirachi]

im Astor kinnie idk who got stabbed in the feet... probably jesus kinnie...

the catholic church is not gonna like this one boys

[silverjirachi]

hate being forcibly kinned as Astor and now stuck in this world I want to go back to Hyrule and just live in a cave bro......

[silverjirachi]

just wanna make my place as the only non-anon online tonight. i don't even know who astor is but i support all of you wholeheartedly <3

thank you, that’s very appreciated

this is the man in question

[silverjirachi]

No fucking way did you make a crack ship with twilight sparkle and Astor....

nope oh my god but THAT is a cursed concept