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insufferablemod · 9 months ago
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doodles inspired by @borzoilover69 s karkat fashion post and how kk n dave can go on dates in their awful accidentally matching couples outfits
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teddy-sakamaki · 6 years ago
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the s and m diaboys when they find out that they got their girlfriend pregnant?
You see kids, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much-  ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
also the mukami’s versions are much happier due to the adam project and such and assdgf haha definitely not my shitty writing and inconsistency
Shu
‘‘…You’re what, now?’‘.
This was one of those rare moments where Shu would actually take out one of his headphones and listen. God forbid right?
Hearing them repeat those words, he would sit up, rub his eyes and look directly at them for a moment with an expression that had no clear emotion yet it said so much. But…what exactly?
Well, they wouldn’t have to wonder for long.
‘‘…Come here then, you troublesome woman’‘, he’d sigh, extending his arm to beckon them to him. Once so, he’d gently pull them down to lay on top of him. ‘’…Don’t think I’m sacrificing my sleep for it’’, Shu smirked.
Reiji
Nearly made him shatter his teacup, is what you did.
Reiji, too, would slowly turn to look at them, his eyes clearly running up and down their body to examine them, before focusing on their abdomen intently. He cleared his throat and fixed his glasses a bit.
‘‘…Well. That was certainly..unexpected…’‘, he mumbled, standing up. His voice had a touch of…something odd to it…
 ‘‘I will get you started on prenatals. Wait here and drink this’‘.
…Just like that? Think his reaction was a bit too calm? Oh c’mon. Do you honestly think any small detail would get past Reiji and the pregnancy would be ‘’accidental’’? Oh, nuh uh. This was aaaall according to plan, making Reiji one happy, happy man.
Ayato
Is it possible to choke on your own tongue? Well, that’s kinda what sounded like was happening when he heard the news. After a loud ‘’WHAT-!?’’, it would take a lot of convincing to get Ayato to believe that they weren’t just pulling a prank back on him. Once it hit him though…
He would get the biggest, strongest feeling of ownership over them. And it would feel AMAZING. He suddenly had the need to declare it to everyone, that hey! This woman, right here? Yeah. Carrying mah baby. MINE. That I put inside. ME.
….Safe to say, he’s excited. Though the fact that the outcome is an actual baby is kinda…well, not what he’s focusing on.
Kanato
So far, every other boy has said something along the lines of ‘’WAIT WHAT’’ - before slowly realizing, accepting and then actually feeling joy over hearing of the pregnancy. This guy though?….There’ll be no such luck. 
First, there’ll be yelling. Inordinate amounts of it. With a lotta desibels. Thing is…there may even be guilting, shaming and manipulation attempts to get them to get rid of the pregnancy. BUT! One shard of joy in this situation. If they got past the, safe to say, initial shock…there could be a small change that Kanato too would get used to the idea over the whole ‘’feeling of ownership’’ - thing….So, just try to hang in there.
Laito
He would look at them, his expression not wavering to show shock or anything. But behind his eyes, there was clear surprise and a small amount of pain.
‘‘…I…what? Got you pregnant? Fufu, little bitch, surely you’re joking-’‘.
When it turned out that once again, no, they weren’t - Laito had to sit down, sighing deeply with his hands rubbing over his face. He would have a hard time accepting the whole thing, suddenly acting more and more cold for a few days, maybe even weeks. But he wouldn’t abandon them. Instead, he’d go through a bit of a journey to self-discovery as he thought about the fact that he was ACTUALLY going to be a dad. With time passing by…And baby on it’s way…He would soon be back to normal. And happy at that.
Subaru
‘‘E-eh!? Tch, you can’t…actually be serious…right? RIGHT?’‘
Subaru would be the one who would get the most scared. His face would twist with worry and even slight horror. The thought of a child that is half his - that he would help to raise just terrified him. He would pull his girlfriend to him, hugging them in a way where they couldn’t see his expression.
‘‘…F-fuck…Shit!…..do….do you want to keep it To…keep my child?’‘
Ruki
‘’…’‘
He would stay silent, briefly looking up from his book before slowly putting it down. He would blink, his eyes sternly bolted into theirs. 
‘‘…Come here’‘, he would say. It would be weird - having him not include the nickname ‘‘livestock’‘ alongside with it. Doing so, he would pull them to his lap, his hand softly brushing up against their cheek before a kiss would be placed on their lips. His hand would snake to their abdomen to gently rub the skin there whilst his mouth twisted to a smile.
Yuma
Yuma would drop anything in his hands, whether it’d be a hose, a basket full of tomatoes, a hoe  - everything would hit the floor. He would turn around lightning fast to face his lover with wide eyes and his jaw wide open.
‘‘O-oi…Sow, you…you’re pregnant?’‘.
As soon as his question was confirmed, he would appear right next to them, picking them up on his shoulder and twirling them around. He would laugh - knowing that he was filling his duty with his girlfriend.
Kou
He would’ve been busy with some work related thing, yelling at his manager on the phone or in an otherwise heated discussion. He would hear the faint words ‘’I’m pregnant’’ somewhere from behind him, the phone call suddenly becoming second priority in an instant.
‘‘…I’ll…get back to you’‘, he said, ending the call and standing up. ‘‘Ne, M Neko-chan…What was it what you said?’‘. Kou would walk towards them, quickly cupping their face and looking at them with his Eye, having it flicker.
‘‘…I..it’s true…you are! Ahaha!’‘, he chuckled, instantly pushing them down to a couch, wary of their belly before starting to kiss them feverishly.
Azusa
‘‘Ah…Eve is…pregnant? With my baby?’‘
Poor little Azusa would start to stare at their stomach, at first not sure how to feel. It would take a moment to process that this was a good thing…right? Once he cleared his thoughts a bit, he would start to smile, hugging his girlfriend before going down to softly kiss their belly.
‘‘Heh…my…baby…’‘
~ ~ ~ ~ Mod Suski 🙏🏻 
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Mi tortuga en realidad es hombre , y so nombre es algo raro y vergonzoso :/ Gaby no molestas , a mí me caes super :) ♥ ¿Te usa por comida? Que malo , no tendría que hacerte eso :(
Tortuga hombre? asfdsd quiero su nombre :))))))))))))) Gaby? Oh, ella salio a pasear a sus gatitos por un rato, pero dijo que te quiere mucho Cata ♥ Yo? COmida? Me suena a Nialler, muajaja *rie nervioso*
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dobrariba69 · 12 years ago
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I just love John's "Love" so much help me I'm crying 
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Ajajaja! Chicos! No importa Gaby puede interrumpir cuando quiera , a mí no me molesta , Liam , no seas malo :P♥ Jajajaja!
Gaby: JA! Cata tambien me quiere Liam, alalalala *salta alrededor de el sacando la lengua*
Liam: Mentira! Cata es mia y solo mia ♥ No soy malo, solo se que eres MIA ♥ Grr
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