#assassin and like. shut up.
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bi-han sparing sareena was not meant to make us forget about his past crimes but was meant to show us his capability of compassion and that he has humanity in him. that he had the ability to spare someone showed us that he was not completely in the dark just yet and that there was still hope for him to leave the dark. hope this helps
#i wrote this like a couple months ago when i saw a post saying bihan and her’s relationship don’t matter cause he was still a bad dude/#assassin and like. shut up.#talking;#bi-han
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Hiiii thanks for 500 followerrrs!!! Idk why so many of you are here but thaanks 💖
(Seriously tho thank you its pretty cool) anyways I drew more murderous robots lol
#murder drones#murder drones uzi#murder drones n#murder drones v#uzi doorman#serial designation n#serial designation v#nuzi#biscuitbites#murder drones fanart#lowkey becoming a murder drones blog and honestly im here for it. hii guys we can be murder drones bestiessss#ive been trying to be more active with replying to people n stuff but sometimes idk what to say so im sorry if i dont replyyyy#i wanna follow more md creators too but i havent gotten around to doing that#this show has fr taken over my brainnnnnn!!!!! i huave wooooorrrrrrrmmmms dude#telling my friends irl about it so mayybe they can huave some. murder drones worms. and i can feed them md content#ok i shut up now uhm like and subscribe for more assassins creed for the nintendo ds !! thanks again for 500 i might make something idk#k byebye
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bitter tea & oranges
sequel -> tea & dates
#inspired by the amount of time i spent just standing in jerusalem bureau#and my hc that malik would drink bitter medicinal teas to help with chronic pain#also my hc is that altair has chronic pain. so hes familiar how to deal with it#sort of a peace offering to offer orange to counteract the bitter tea#peeling oranges as an act of love ok ty#THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A WARM UP the ghost of altair possessed me to draw malik lovingly#my art#asscreed#assassin's creed 1#assassins creed 1#assassins creed#assassin's creed#altair ibn la'ahad#altaïr ibn la'ahad#malik al sayf#altmal#ac1#ac#ac 1#i will never shut up about jerusalem bureau being my safe place rn#altaïr visiting malik. he can scold me however much he wants. atleast he still sees me as someone worth talking to#maliks hatred recognising altair as his own existence vs al mualims adoration of altair like a well kept weapon
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I'm growing fond of this specific action heroine archetype.
#the contrast between the elegance of ballet and the tough grit of assassin work#the fact that both require a lot of physical strength discipline and resilience#the marriage of masculinity and femininity into one character#I like it#shut up elizabeth#eve macarro#natasha romanoff#ana de armas#scarlett johansson#ballerina#ballerina 2025#marvel#mcu#black widow
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Hey i am back with a thought.
I know we already mentioned like. The future future plans concerning kids in the New Age storyline.
I was thinking. Who would carry/get the kid in the couples? (Yes this implies mpreg. If this aint your thing no worries you can just ignore everything else :3 )
As you mentioned before. Nightmare and error would most likely adopt.
Between dream and blue i think blue would end up carrying the kid. Dream would feel too locked up and locked down if he had to take it easy. Also. Let this man pamper Blue. He deserves that.
Ccino and Killer. Ccino wouldnt want kids for a LONG time and even just the idea would be slow going. But killer has his soul situation (is that also a situation in this story?) And he is a knight being out and about. Ccino is safely at home and would be the safer option. But they would need a long time before ccino would feel comfortable with the idea.
Horror and Crop. Crop. Hands down. Horror with his work and Crop has help on the farm. But i doubt thwy would get a kid because they have along distance relationship.
Cross and Lust it depends on who wants it more. I can see both being the one who does it mostly because i can see pros and cons for both sides.
Reaper, Geno and Dust. Only one option. Reaper. Dust doesnt have a healthy enough soul and that with his spell around it? No way he can carry a kid. Geno meanwhile only has a soulshard so he isnt healthy enough to carry a kid either. Leaving only Reaper as an option.
Okay that was it. :D
Haha! Omg I keep forgetting this is smth I can think about! Usually it's not my scene so it might not cone up much in-stiry but it IS how I picture the cast having kids in this one, so!!! We're diving in!!
Like u said, those boys are adopting hehe-
With Dream and Blue it's a bit hard, because I think that Dream would be really really worried about Blue the entire time. Like, terrified his magic would accidentally trigger the whole Twin thing. But, ultimately, yeah, probably Blue! Dream *would* get too restless, and Blue rlly does deserve to be pampered hehe- (I just think Blue would have to really really talk Dream into it. Dream does NOT want to be like his mother anymore.)
Killer and Ccino... let's go with a yes on Killer's soul situation, so Ccino would be their only option. But, like you said, it would be ages before they even thought about discussing the idea, let alone actually having a kid.
Ohhh yeah. I see Horror and Crop as the ones least likely to have kids (as u said, long Distance relationship, but also they just have to much on their plates? They're practical guys and focus on their work and existing families first. Plus, someone has to be the cool uncles to their nieces and nephews!) But definitely Crop. Especially because Horror is pretty low on natural magic as-is and even though his soul is healthy, his body might not even be able to form a firm ecto, let alone anything safe to harbor a forming soul. (Unlike Ccino, Horror was born that way, and the injury didn't help lmao-)
Cross and Lust? I think they'd both regularly get baby fever, but neither of then would be ready to settle down for a *while* in that way, so I think they'd push off the question until years later. Then when it comes up, they 'fight' over it. Insisting that they should carry- I think they'd end up choosing Cross though! As much as Lust seems like the more convenient option, as he's not a knight, Cross is just built different and insists that if anything goes wrong he wants to be the one it happens to. Which, ofc, leads to him doing training whilst in the early stages until someone (probably Killer or Dust) notices he's a little off and then Cross admits he's got a soulling. He did not expect to immediately get horrified looks (because they were fighting someone with a lil guy inside them, not because he has a lil guy) or to immediately get ushered out of training and to his room because??? Idiot??? What were you thinking??? Cross is the worst at staying off his duties, but his brother's have him covered, thank god-
And yep, put perfectly! Reaper is so genuinely the only option! It leads to some odd interactions, since Reaper can't exactly stop being King, but he manages shockingly well and has Geno there to help him (and probably later on Dust, since Night isn't about to leave Dust out of that due to work-) And. I like to think these three in particular have multiple kids perhaps, Kane and then another, and it's kinda a running joke that Reaper's the one hauling them around lmao- (Also very convenient! Because Reaper is the one with death magic in his soul, the kids are effectively immune to it! They were made from that stuff basically, so ofc they're fine!)
#new age au#this ask hit me like a truck at first ngl#but it was actually really fun to think about so I committed and it helped me work on dynamics so ty Ancha!#(usually pregnancy gives me the ick but don't worry about it lol)#I really really love the image of Cross being stubborn and absolutely sure that he can train for a little while#at least until it really starts developing. no one will even notice! y'know? it'll be fine!#and he gets away with it pretty much until either Lust spills the beans at a dinner how far along they are or until Cross suddenly has an#ecto all the time and the others are suspiscious and get the answer out of him themselves lmao#bad first-time parent Cross my beloved. he loves the little soul so much. but was also not raised well.#people keep forgetting his awful childhood and that he's still not 100% sure what's normal 😭#also unrelated but Reaper is in such a situation- he doesn't care and neither does Geno but#it is SUCH a thing because. a king? a king is carrying? what about the wizard? the assassin? the partners he never shuts up about?#and because Dust's soul is a sensitive topic Reaper cones up with more abd more stupid reasons as to why he's the one who has it#'If Dust carried then the kid would be a citizen of Orchard. we can't have that!' is definitely one of them and it's said through giggles#okay enough of my rambling-#I love making characters into good parents (*COUGH* Ccino and Killee *COUGH*) but I also love making them horrendous at it at first while#alao lovibg their kids more than anything else (Cross. Lust. Probably Error. probably Dream-)#wait I lied#not done#Blue really has to beg Dream to let him carry like. so fr. because Dream refuses to risk it.#I think he'd make Blue promise that if twins started forming they'd nope out. yeet them and try again. which is a very heavy promise#for Dream to ask of Blue but... he agrees because he understands. ofc it doesn't come to that but I think it'd have to be the stipulation.#otherwise it'd be a Blue-only kid or nothing at all haha-#queuing this for the morning!
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Literally Malik in AC Rebellion:
#assassins creed#malik al-sayf#malik al sayf#ac rebellion#asscreed#yes im still playing this stupid mobile game shut up#still not quite sure about the choice to make him a healer but it reminded me of this meme so its at least funny#also its nice for missions where you have to have a healer - with him you basically get a free assassin class character#i guess its also better than being support class like basically every other main non-protagonist character#like those are focking useless#unfortunately now that burden falls on maria#im sorry my girl i know you should have been an enforcer#oh right they also made al mualim support class but u know#i love all my children equally - earlier that day: i don't care for al mualim#love that his special skill is 'admonish' tho lol#really just playing this game for the ac1 gang
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choosing to give lucy the headcanon of semi-fluency in french (<- language credit in college that she kept actively trying to keep useful) solely so that she can speak to ezio when he bleeds over through desmond. he is also only technically fluent, and his french is like six hundred years older than hers. something about the two of them being able to communicate but neither in their first language…
#i think lucy (& shaun & rebecca) have like. tourist’s italian? you know what i mean#the basic phrases you learn before going to a country so you can function in society#it’s not like a large vocabulary.#so lucy’s choices are 1) extremely extremely limited italian or 2) less limited but also much more clumsy french#(desmond’s brain has started processing langauage Weird i think. he doesn’t always think in english. he sometimes translates things he#‘should’ be able to read into another language before he can. makes reading a pain in the ass sometimes.#and then others he can’t reach for that at all and has nothing but english at his disposal. and it feels Wrong to him now.)#(thank u canon for establishing ezio knows french at least a little bit. i can use this.)#(i should do some research actually. see exactly what languages altaïr would be likely to know. fluency-wise and passing familiarity wise.#it’s like 1100? so if he knows any english it’s *old* english like we’re talking way closer to german than to modern english old.#completely different vowel sounds and such.)#(the language question is an interesting one to me! games handwave it by going ah the animus translates it but NO! shut up. i wanna know#what the impact is of being given an inherent understanding of a language like you’re a native speaker. or the understanding of your own#language from the lens of it being your second one. that’s interesting to me!)#assassin's creed#lucy stillman
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Idk i feel like being spicy tonight 💅
#ive been pretty quiet about it but i am supremely pissed at the character assassination Swatch was dealt#idc for most fics or interpretations#but when the actual character being analysed and seen at value has SO MUCH BLATANT MISINFORMATION I GO A LITTLE BONKER#fucking subsection of goobers who think it was canon that Swatch or Queen chucked Spamton in acid or had harmed him#like. shut up actually.#shut up forever#shut up im making an swatch focused analysis and essay and you fucking goobers are the reason imnwriting this#im mad im MAD and im angry and ive been quiet about this for almost 2 years#mono rants
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Is mark Antony the one who kneels or is he the one that people kneel before ?
both? like, he was Caesar’s dog, but he does not kneel before Caesar forever, and the proscriptions were a pretty clear warning light for how things would look under the new regime. Antony didn’t stop there, either: he was gunning for king of the world when he chose Cleopatra.
either way, knees or not, his teeth are sharp, look away from him at your own peril
#like even when he was Caesar’s man#he KNEW of at least one assassination plot on Caesar and kept his mouth shut on it#That man was ready to climb over a body the minute they weren’t useful for him anymore#anyway I’m not good at categorizing people into hard either-or dimensions esp bc figures like Antony contain violent#multitudes and also nothing at all (on account of the historical narrative) honestly he’s kind of a fucked up mirror#even figures I assign an archetype to it’s like. well there’s 8 or nine other things you Also Are. It’s mostly useful for storytelling#ask tag
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Thinking about desmond in full motorcycle gear😍😍😍
#i NEED desmond on a motorcycle#i will never shut up about this#also#he has muscles#Like ARM muscles#ARMS🧎♀️#IN MOTORCYCLE GEAR#assassin's creed#desmond miles#silly desmond#he so ughhh
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every time one of our beat writers says something about how many goals against faber has been on ice for lately i want to challenge them to single combat in the parking lot behind the culvers. that's my BOY shut up about my BOY he's doing his best!!!!! okay!!!!!!!!
#its mostly smith honestly russo is also a stan#and like he's RIGHT but also shut up with your statistics the boy is tired. he needs to nap through the all star break#and maybe get a sports massage from-- [i am assassinated before i can finish this sentence]
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my friend: you should put Mars Bringer of War from the planetary movement on your Silco playlist
me grabbing him by the shoulders and making intense eye contact: YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND WHY I CANNOT DO THAT.
#abc shut it#LIKE KAY. YOU GET MAD ST ME WHEN I MAKE THE FUNNY HAHA SAME VOICE ACTOR JOKE#I CANT DO THAT!!!!!#ambessa however#also it doesn’t work for silco i’m sorry#it’s not a slico piece#i know i make funny new vegas jokes but i know the difference between the two im not blind#him: i should write a disc world AU and make silco the head of the assassins guild#me not looking up from my book: i wouldn’t do that if i were you#him: IM KILLING YOU? IM KILLG YOU.
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every time I thought I had friends, they turned out to literally not care about me if I didn't suit their purpose anymore
#like my best friend for a decade ghosted me during lockdown#all my uni friends only cared if i went to all the political meetings#the other uni people i scared of by talking about assassinating people#yeah i was very drunk#i shouldve shut up#kinda funny though
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You know, when I was younger, I used to have this big pet peeve about how the whole kingdom gets completely ruined when Scar takes over in The Lion King. I didnt understand how even an evil dictator could fuck everything up to that extent, even given the timeskip.
From the bottom of my heart... Americans, my bad.
#alex wont shut up#im watching this all go down from an ocean away like. oh.#i wish yall a very presidential assassination
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So I started playing Renata Glasc...
Happened 3 times in one game. Blitz bby, stop pulling me DIRECTLY in front of your whole team.
#renata glasc#league of legends#fuck it#arcane#gets tagged because you all need to look at this gorgeous chem baron champ who got in the game because putting silco in felt weird tonally#which like. yeah hard agree.#GOD she's so stupid sometimes. Too many team comps just can't with her. even if you completely shut her down in lane.#different game from the one above like:#oh hey the lone support is walking directly at four of us milling around dragon and all we can do is fucking walk backwards#while our dove assassin gets beaten up by the rest of her team.#the counter engage is STUPID (affectionate)#(...affectionate as long as she's on MY team. >.>)
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my uncle promised to take me to italy one day. granted that was a long time ago when he wasn’t in his 80s and still worked for his government job over there. but still. would have been nice. i want to go.
#NOT JUST BECAUSE OF ASSASSINS CREED SHUT UP. i mean yes also that now it would be fun to see Thing In My Game in Real Life Where It Belongs#but like. also just wouldve been nice. it probably won’t happen now he’s been in the hospital a lot lately.#couldn’t happen before because [REDACTED]#but i still want to. one day.
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