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[jonathanwright]

[mochacoffee]

I posted 4,302 times in 2022

That's 1,010 more posts than 2021!

398 posts created (9%)

3,904 posts reblogged (91%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@racketghost

@coast-modern

@kookaburra-laugh

@girlhorrror

@chandlerfromfriendsisqueercoded

I tagged 3,445 of my posts in 2022

Only 20% of my posts had no tags

#mcr - 1,069 posts

#gerard way - 444 posts

#mcrla5 - 232 posts

#lucia talks - 196 posts

#fave - 143 posts

#art - 138 posts

#frank iero - 100 posts

#cats - 83 posts

#liveblogging mcr - 83 posts

#mcrla4 - 73 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#it's so hard to occupy that androgynous space when half the things you'd like to do will simply push you further in the ''woman'' direction

I sent 1 gift in 2022

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

320 notes - Posted May 4, 2022

#4

anthony taking a trans flag then rainbow flag from the crowd at ls dunes boston!!!! followed by banter

405 notes - Posted November 28, 2022

#3

it's so funny to me that kaladin is the one darkeyes on roshar who doesn't want a shardblade and yet he CANNOT avoid them. he has acquired this legendary weapon of old not once but three fucking times. this man is LOUSY with shardblades. he stands up and shardblades fall out of his pockets. every time he feels something stuck in his boot -- surprise it's another fucking shardblade. who will he give it to now. that guy in the alleyway doesn't look busy, maybe he'll take it

883 notes - Posted October 30, 2022

#2

See the full post

1,824 notes - Posted April 2, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

35,258 notes - Posted September 6, 2022

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[sweatynutqueen]

My DM is open

[bootylover00]

SEXY LATINA GF🍑🍑🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽 hot ASS and BOOBIES!!!

Message me for her folder $$$

[kansasstag]

From the front and the back. Which do you like better.

[namartinnamanya]

Of course dear mmmuuahh

Do you like my round ass?

[jennifersminds]

[aliettali]

out of your friends which are you?! (skilltobers 13, 15, 16, 17, 18)

[randomsufff]

You know what I really need in fanfics? More confession scenes where one person drops the confessions then runs, fast as fuck, in the other direction.

Like, obviously they’ll meet back up eventually and talk about it (which is hilarious in itself that they would have to sprint to catch up while yelling why they’re like this) , BUT THINK ABOUT IT!!! It 1) give the other person a chance to gather their thoughts so the person confessing doesn’t have to sit in anxious silence and 2) allows the confessor to get it over with quick and overcomes that anxiety over confessing. Also it’s just fucking hilarious.

Like imagine your fav paring or whatever, they get to that part where one (or both idk) realizes their feelings for the other but they’re just anxious to be vulnerable like that or they fear rejection, whatever. One of them suddenly goes, fuck it, and they turn to the other. (Maybe they’re on a sidewalk, maybe they’re in a park IDK endless possibilities here) and they go:

“ok I’m about to say something, it’s nothing bad (I hope) and I’m willing to talk about it after I say it. I’m 100% serious, this is really not a joke. But I’m going to say this and run to (relevant location). Ok? Ok…. Don’t freak out… iminlovewithyou” *Cue maniac SPRINTING as fast as humanly possible in the other direction* (Bro I’m cracking up just typing about this)

AND THEN!!! You get to chose how they react after a few stunned seconds. Do they sprint after them? Do they shout to bring their ass back over to them? Do they race like hell to beat the other at the determined location??? I don’t know, but it’s hilarious as fuck and can transition seamlessly into heartfelt feeling talk.

(Thinking about this with specific ships is funny as hell too)

Idk I think of more fics had this trope we could all have a grand ol silly time instead of accidentally speed reading through confession schemes because the stress is too much then having to go back and re-read it to fully process it, as one does. You know?

[sissymike80]

[sophiedahempress]

I love standing over you and calling you my little cockroach as you lie on your back on the floor and pump your filthy load into your mouth. Programmed to beg and do it again, and again, and again.☺️🤗💋

[sissykyliecakes]

Paradise?💕🏳️‍⚧️🥰😍😘🤤

[brattyynaomiiblog]

[otaku553]

My qpp got a haircut and looks very gorgeous and I had to doodle them,

[palegreenmommy5]

🔁 as a Sissy Property 😌🥵🌹