#asmr sorting

[dawnofiight]

I know for a fact Asher and Milo were losing their MINDS during this debate

Milo: LOOK HES NOT MAKING ANY FUCKING SENSE

Asher: ABORTION AFTER BIRTH IS WHAT HE SAID AND HE WAS SERIOUS.

[theoldkyokodied]

And here it is, my macdennis brainworms compressed into a playlist, for anyone who wants to ingest them <3

[androgynouspenguinexpert]

jingle jangle come back fandom

[free-boundsoul]

You know the non-canon Damien ba? Damien gives Freelancer shit about their 'nasty' ice cream.

Personal headcanon that it was mint chocolate chip, and Damien is one of the people who thinks it tastes like toothpaste

[ryoko-san]

The Vampire King’s Entertainer || (Vamp! Caelum)

Soooo let me explain this concept i have for Caelum’s other swap counterpart in a brief description—

He is a vampire dressed up as a jester that entertains the royal vamp family (even tho he’s part of it) and is very much kinda porter-coded in this au.

In his human life, he died after he turned 18 over 80 years ago which is what caused his madness now. He still has his childish side…just a “tad” bit crazy.

He is very bloodthirsty, but mainly for the people he finds to be malicious to the royal family. He will not hesitate to slaughter anyone that interferes.

just give him a bloodbag and he’s totally chill.

[heartfullofleeches]

Quick! Goat or bat hybrid darling? Info in tags if you really want details

[starlitangels]

okokok

so i know in some stream (i think) somewhere that erik said he'd never write novels for his characters because then he'd have to make the listener an actual character and he didn't want to do that because it would take away the audience's ability to interpret the listener characters however they want

which is totally fine and i 100% respect that, genuinely

but i still want novels set in the redactedverse

but not like that ^

i don't want the listener characters to show up at all

i want a prequel novel of lasko's backstory, from his childhood to his powers manifesting and the fallout of that, culminating in his fight with his mom that led him to run away

i want a prequel novel of gabe and his mate's love story although admittedly i kinda already did that myself ssshhh i want the full thing made by erik maybe with every couple chapters switching to marie and colm's story from marie's pov and @frenchiefitzhere can be the narrator of those chapters for the audiobook

i want seer obscura morgan middlename kyne's entire life story. gimme!

i want avior and circinus and eridanus and the other demons avior stewarded—i want that novel to end with avior's rift destabilizing on NYE and just the tiniest dialogue hint of starlight

i. want. a. cacophony/cataclysm. novel. from vega and brachium's pov

two words: imperium. novel. (maybe the shaw pack after david and darlin' died?)(maybe a story about everything vega's been through)

gimme elliott and aaron's childhood

gimme william solaire's turning—gimme porter's journey to the solaire clan, even. or alexis'

give me random characters we've never seen before who are novel-exclusive protagonists!

i want some rando energetic from borden's perspective of their life leading up to the inversion and their fight to survive it with their friends or even strangers

i want an older vampire from the solaire clan's history that isn't someone we've seen before

i would inhale a book of short stories that are empowered fairy tales—the e'laetum and min'ara one as well as human stories that empowered parents tell their kids

ooh! ooh! ooh! heist book with a team of empowereds omg omg omg y'all read Mistborn? like that

i want a murder mystery novel detailing some random d.u.m.p. investigator's newest case

i want a political intrigue thriller about vampire houses/clans and old blood monarchs that's, like, a bigger scale than the monarchal summit arc and is about a clan from somewhere else entirely

i want something vaguely "the balance" storyline-esque just in that the whole thing takes place in a dreamscape controlled by an extremely powerful Dreamwalker and the point of the novel is trying to escape it

erik i know you don't want novels with the listener characters in them but novels would still be so cool and i still want them and there is so much potential for this whole world you've built to tell stories in please omg

Redactedverse Novels. Thank you for listening reading.

[strigital]

not to be cringe on main, but the little click-clacks of Johnny's metal arm that we hear whenever we're in Johnny's POV literally make the autism creature inside my brain go apeshit

kinda like this:

[dawnofiight]

Showing Now: Aaron and Smartass for Reference

I dont have a name for Smartass I'll think of one later.

Taglist:

@achios

@ashertickler

@astrodude-87

@aurorialwolf

@dukecollinsbf

@idontdomathlol

@indigo-greer-collins

@infinitelovewiithoutfulfilmentt

@moronkyne

@pandoraroid

@plaqying

@porters-fangs

@professionallyyappinabtangst

@puffin-smoke

@sereh624

@skunkox

@starlogician

@sunsickcrab

@themeridian

@tunacatfishes

@vind3miat0r

@www-dot-why-are-you-here-dot-com

@zimix-whispers

[tinystarwatch]

Hey g/t enjoyer?

Yes you, listen. If you enjoy asmr/audio roleplays and gentle masc giants? I am actually begging you to go check out this channel.

Or if you want a sample, I suggest starting on one of these.

The videos generally fall into fluff and hit some nice tropes. Listener usually isn't gendered, and things stay on the sfw side. Also this guy deserves way better numbers on his content so, go check it out.

[darlincollins]

honestly i hope darlin doesn't beat the shit out of quinn!

while he deserves it, he is like... tied to a chair unable to fight back, which kind of makes it less satisfying because he pretty much just HAS to sit there and take it

also i feel like hurting someone who's trapped would remind darlin of that toxic dynamic they had with quinn except with them on the opposite side, and i don't think they'd want to be in that position!

they're not a murderer or a torturer or a tank, they're a person who was in a bad place with a bad person and managed to pull themself out of it! a huge part of darlin's problem that drove them to be so self-destructive and reckless was their isolation from everyone who cared about them which quinn exacerbated, but the thing is that now they aren't by themself- they don't HAVE to be alone with quinn anymore!

quinn is never going to give them what they want because he's incapable of it, and i honestly think the best thing they can do for themself and to him is deny him the satisfaction of their anger and refuse the violence he wanted to bring out in them throughout their entire relationship

[androgynouspenguinexpert]

he's so nervous about his first real date

(poppies - eternal sleep, imagination, oblivion)

[propertyofsamcollins]

I love the hc that darlin and Sam are both massive introverts.

(Sidenote: I absolutely hate the fact that the blueprint for most fictional couples is one extroverted and one introverted character, like let two socially awkward homebodies be together PLEASE)

Anyway, we already know Sam is, he hates get togethers. That's obvious from the way he talks abt the summit, also with the fact that anytime he's around a group of people he's so stiff and awkward (it's adorable I love him sm)

Darlin, on the other hand, could be argued for either one, but personally, I think they're a massive introvert but they've forced themselves to learn how to interact with other people like they aren't so they don't seem weirder than they already are. (We love them for that tho)

This brings me to the conclusion that, sometimes, they both with just agree that they're not going to something and call David like an hour before to let him know (This is completely due to Sam, if it were up to Darlin, David wouldn't even get a phone call)

Now I don't think this applies to the beginning of their relationship because Sam already felt really honored to be invited in the first place and would have felt like he was being rude if he said no, so they probably went to every pack function they were invited to for the first 4-5 months of their relationship.

Once Sam got comfortable with the pack however, he had no qualms against not going to functions anymore, so about thirty minutes to an hour before said function started, Darlin would call David and say something along the lines of,

"Look, I would give you some bullshit excuse about how something just came up, but let's keep it real, we just don't want to go, so we'll see you at the next pack meeting" (Sam would be the one to make the call, but he's TERRIFIED if David)

And then they proceed to spend all the free time doing nothing (as they should tbh)

[sri-rachaa]

changing my lasko design part ??

and without the glassesssss

[ink-the-artist]

it would be cool to possibly see a time lapse of one of yr colored pencil pieces eventually(?) ! i am very curious about the process !

I'd love to eventually do that ive been wanting to for a while, its just more difficult with traditional bc i have to be at one spot, not move the sketchbook around too much, and just generally have the camera setup occupy part of my brain the entire time in a way i wouldnt with digital. i do have a post showing the process of a piece with photos

[skunkox]

Ever think about how the characters impacted by the inversion can only watch like the 1st, 2nd, and maybe 4th Harry Potter movies?

I can't be the only one who saw Dementors flying at people listening to the Inversion.

Lasko, may be more into LOTR but I swear this man has bought a want or 2 from universal. (Neville's)

Huxley and Freelancer totally did a Binsge after exams.

Angel and Baaabe are for sure Potter Heads. No doubt in my mind. Even down to Asher and totally being Gryfindor.

Either it would be directly traumatizing to them, or they'd start to feel bad for enjoying the series when they could have lost their partner to something so similar. And that sucks ass.

Just wanted to rant. I keep thinking about it. Been thinking about it a lil too long. But now we'll probably never get a stream where Erik sorts them all into their houses and it lowkey makes me sad.