#asmr is his thing ‼️

[hencheri]

i love it when they make idols do asmr videos

[vind3miat0r]

pulling out the mini essay i wrote three months ago on why Vincent would not be a good king because that man is NOT starting his own house

[lxmbr]

so ive written out a crap ton of fanfic ideas..for you to try

i genuinely don't know if I'm okay. wtf is wrong with me omg lmao

ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ARE BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL WRITERS GO LOOK AT THEIR BLOGS!!

these are all Nijisanji En, mainly the boys. If it has the checkmark it doesnt mean u cant do it! if you really like it i'd still love to see it.

‼️🩷THE LINKS OF THE FANFICS I PUT ARE NOT MINE. I TAKE ZERO CREDIT. THEYRE JUST THE VERSIONS AND FICS OTHER PEOPLE HAVE DONE. IF THEYRE YOUR FANFICS, PLEASE DM FOR REMOVAL I WILL 100% TAKE THEM DOWN!! 🩷‼️

I AM NOT WRITING SMUT!! im sorry i do not feel comfortable writing smut in detail, thats just me..of course i will write suggestive things but i will not be writing smut! please refrain from requesting the smutty stuff..understand that i will ignore it.

hear me out on a lot of these okay 🥹. ive been saving them up for like a month or so now. not all of these are for everyone. if you see one you dont like, ignore it. someone else will probably do it

TAKE CREATIVE LIBERTYY!!

🔞: nsfw/smut

☁️: sfw/fluff

⭐: crack/silly

💔: angst/sad

💭: headcannons/reactions

💌: one shots

✔️: been done/I've seen one like it 

‼️: in progress/im writing this!!

all gn reader and most are established relationship! and you can keep mysta, yugo, and nina in there! (although there won't be much NijiEn Girls)

⚠️IF YOU USE ANY OF THESE IDEAS, PLEASE TAG ME⚠️ not all of these are ones ive requested, again some ive just seen that happen to be similar to the idea

🔞💭Luxiem/Iluna/Noctyx seeing you in a cosplay of a character they really like/a sexy costume

☁️💭Luxiem hcs treating you on your period

 fanfix - not mine!

fanfic - not mine!

☁️🔞💭Luxiem reactions(?) to you dancing competitively (for ex: kpop dances) 

⭐💌☁️💭ike eveland reacting to you using some Swedish words he taught you in a sentence. (could be a curse word, a color, or a simple word to point out something. ex: balloon! or in Swedish, ballong!)

⭐☁️💌💭Noctyx hcs you crying over something silly (for ex: you lost your keys or the cat looked at you in a weird way)

☁️⭐💭💌NijiEn foreign: them reacting to you learning their native language! ‼️

☁️🔞💭Luxiems reaction to you proposing to them before they could to you

janes fanfic!

🔞💌Sitting on Vox's lap while he does his asmr steam

⭐☁️ 💌You and Ike eveland as geese (inspired by the untitled goose game stream)

☁️🔞💌When you meet meixul for the first time‼️

🔞💌💭Luxiem reacting to you touching yourself in their clothes 

🔞💭💌 NijiEn boys reacting to you dry humping them

💭💌☁️ Luxiem when you fall asleep on them

🔞💭☁️ Luxiem when you have baby fever ✔️

fanfic - not mine!

fanfic - not mine!

💌☁️⭐ Luxiem when you want to do their hair

💭🔞💌☁️ NijiEn Boys/Merryweather/Shxtou with their puppygirl ✔️

fanfic - not mine!

fanfic - not mine!

☁️💭💔 Luxiem comforting you after a fight with your parents/gaurdians

🔞💌 Luxiem's favorite dirty talk

🔞💌☁️💭 Luxiems wedding night with you ✔️

fanfic - not mine!

💌☁️⭐💭 Luxiem when shu accidentally turns you into a baby for a day ✔️

fanfic - not mine!

💭💌🔞 Luxiem when you wear lingerie for them

🔞💌☁️💭⭐ NijiEn (whoever) getting high🍃 with them!

💭☁️💌🔞 Luxiem/Noctyx when they're jealous

💌🔞☁️💭 Ike eveland, feeding into his yandere tendencies (for ex: offering him to put a tracking device on you. basically just a super willing reader that encourages his unhealthy actions and urges)

🔞💌💭 The names you call Luxiem/Noctyx/iluna in bed‼️

💭☁️💌⭐ When you're luxiems oshi/vtuber crush and you guys collab for the first time‼️

💌💭☁️🔞 Luxiem when the other members purposely flirt with you to piss the other member off (for ex: ike likes u/ur dating ike, and the other members purposefully flirt with you to make him mad. and so on for the other members) ‼️

⭐☁️💭💌🔞 Luxiem coming home to you and your child (or your young cousin or little sibling. like 5 yrs old or smn) to you listening/singing/rapping to their part in hope in the dark or jazz on the clock

☁️💭⭐💌🔞 Luxiem reacting to a partner loud in bed ✔️

fanfic - not mine!

💌☁️💭🔞 Luxiem reacting to the cliche porn situation - u getting stuck in something (for ex...the washing machine lmfao) ✔️

🔞💭☁️💌⭐ Luxiem reacting to calling them senpai

🔞💭☁️💌 Luxiem when their cat!girl purrs at their affection

💭💌☁️⭐ Luxiem reacting to you having lepidoptraphobia (self insert oop)

☁️⭐💭💌 when Luxiem tells you the latest gossip

🔞💭💌 Luxiem getting aroused at the sight of your blood

I'll be adding more just try to keep up! pls post your questions ill answer them, again pretty please tag me..id LOVE to see your takes on these. ill try to update as much as possible :)

do you guys think i should write some of my own? I'd be down to write a couple..pls let me know 🥹

[nnnyxie]

More Fan!Izuku because it’s sO good-

Imagine Fan!izu x Streamer!Reader..basing this off of myself shamelessly🤭 basically reader is like a singer or something…like does choir(me🤭)and sings in bands(also me🤞) and musical theater(surprise, me‼️)..also plays an instrument…but something fancy like harp yk?(I Play the harp💅) And they do like cosy lil streams of just singing and playing their instrument and Izu as the busy lil hero he is just likes their voice it somehow enchants him??? Helps him relax and calm down and he just loves hearing it and rewinding to it after a long day and reader ofcourse a loyal Deku fan but because reader is ✨shy✨ they don’t show their face while streaming (I just love any kind of reveals of identity idk) and they also keep their background minimal to not give away anything about them but one das they just have a little fangirling moment showing off their new favorite Deku Figurine and hearing praise from them drives Izu insane(in a good way) and yeah idk hope that gives you a good baseeee

#𖢥 izuku anon

omg choir twinsies !!

(also i love the harp??? i have NO CLUE how to play but it’s just so!!!! ahhh!!!! it’s so pretty look and sound wise)

so yk that one artist that does the omnichord songs?? so like— that’s what you do EXCEPT!!

it’s not the omnichord!! it’s the harp!!!

rn i’m a teensy bit obsessed with lana del ray and mitski so!!! you mainly perform their songs <3

i wholeheartedly believe izuku is ‘i bet on losing dogs’ by mitski and ‘dark paradise’ by lana del ray personified!!! (lowkey projecting?)

our dear boy loves when you perform their songs. he’s tried listening to the original artists but— your covers just hit different yk?? your covers are just so pretty!!

he found you thanks to ochako and mina!! one day they were talking about streamers and youtubers they watch (because mina games obvi) and ochako talked about your streams and your channel!! she talked about how your musical talent was amazing and how soft your voice was!! izuku loves trying out things his friends like so he decided to give you a shot!!!

and he just fell in love— the moment you said ‘hi’, he felt like fainting.

from then on, he started falling asleep to your videos, and tuning into your streams when he had the free time.

from time to time you’ll do asmr streams. like whispering and talking about your day!! talking about some of the new things you’ve gotten or some of your favorite heroes!!

when you do these asmr streams they always somehow lead to you ranting about pro hero deku!!

izuku usually isn’t around when you do these asmr streams but today??? this night??? right now??? he can!! and he most definitely will!! he was lucky enough to have today off and spent the majority of the day binging your videos while catching up on sleep.

anyways

he was cooking dinner (i like to think that he cooks dinner for his mom when he visits) when he heard a ‘ting’ (he keeps his sound notifs on for work!!)

he went to check it andddd it was a twitch notif from your channel!! the title being:

asmr chat pt.15 ; p.o. box

he’s quick to open the app, immediately pressing on your streaming clip.

“hello everyone!” you whispered. only your desk showed. it had various bags and wrapped boxes on top. “i was sent gifts through my p.o. box and i’ve decided to open them on stream.” you ran your hands over a box. “we’ll open this one first!”

as you sifted through each gift, you grew increasingly excited. your fans knew you well— as they all had gotten you some form of pro hero deku merch!!

when it came to your last box, it was a sweatshirt. the fabric was soft and the perfect texture. the design— the design was your favorite. it was black with small, thin green writing of his hero name on the forearms. the upper left front of the jacket had a green outline of his hero helmet. the sweatshirt also had green accents— his signature green on all of this, of course.

“i really appreciate all of these! you all know me so well! ah! i’m seriously in awe of all of these!!” you smiled behind the camera. “i love deku, he’s my favorite hero. ever since he started out, i knew he’d be the best. he’s always saving everyone with a smile, and god— it’s amazing! he’s amazing! i don’t know him personally but i’m sure that he’s just as kind on tv as he is in real life.” you ran your hand over the outline on the sweatshirt. “i bet he’s just as cute too,” you laughed along with the chat. they knew about your big crush on the pro hero and would tease you about it during small talks like this. izuku’s face flushed and it grew hotter as he read through the comments.

oilspill.in.a.cup : manifesting the love of ur life for you bae!!!

veianna.sausagezzz : ur in love w/ him atp just find him nd kiss him

nylie.kei : VEIANNA THATS ASSAULT??

pinky✔︎ : wiggles eyebrows

you laughed as you read through these. “i’ll have to agree with nylie, here. no matter how pretty his lips are, i wouldn’t do that.”

izuku typed out a comment— not sure whether to send it or not. you two have developed a sort of parasocial relationship with one another, a one-sided admiration. though, now it isn’t exactly one-sided.

he decides to send it though. ignoring the absolute anxiety he’s feeling as he waits for your reaction.

midoriya.izuku✔︎ : i dunno, i wouldn’t mind one!

carpool.toenail : AYO!?

vieanna.sausagezzz : SEEEEEEE SEEEEE @/nylie.kei

oilspill.in.a.cup : MANIFESTED 😩🤌

nylie.kei : OHMYGODBSLEVSLDB

pinky✔︎ : IZUKU??????

“oh— uhm. oh.” you were flustered. honestly, you couldn’t speak. you were both extremely embarrassed and very flattered. and very happy that he watches your streams. “uhm i gotta go clean up— see you all later!”

edit;

omg i forgot to add an end note????

ANYWAYS!! had fun writing this heheheh

[nectardaddy]

BEDTIME STORIES ‼️

for the ask thing…

ask game !

(I was WAITING for this one omfg I'm about to YAP)

bedtime stories: do y'all like to do anything before going to sleep? Watch a movie, listen to music/asmr, a tv series or maybe read a book? What do you do when one of you [or both] can't sleep?

We are avid readers but if I read before bed I will NOT put it down. He has taken the kindle out of my hands before like it's so bad. So we usually watch a movie or anime. His favorite is Bunny Girl Senpai and I will NOT be taking criticism on this lmao.

But I am an insomniac, it is atrocious. I'm not even doing anything when I stay up (not as of late though don't look at me on tumblr at 2am) sometimes I just lay there and genuinely can't get to sleep. He has tried EVERYTHING tea, asmr, melatonin, etc everything and my ass still can't get to sleep. He used to try and stay up with me 🥺 but suddenly it was 3am and I'm wide awake while he's big struggling to stay up.

"You're insane." "Yeah I know."

So now he forces me to go do something physical (NOT LIKE THAT) like go for walks or go on a run with him so my body can be tired come evening. I complain about it every time but I'll crack eventually once he tells me he'll get dinner after

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

I'm baaaaaaack and I finished the series‼️‼️‼️‼️

Sorry if this one's a long one I felt many emotions listening to Auron's story

First off, I was always curious about Auron, but I didn't want to listen to him outta "fear" it'd just be some sorta weird spicy roleplay with no actual story behind it. {And also I was nervous listening to a whole series that clearly a lotta people love. It was the same with bittersweet lol} However, this was before I even finished listening to all of Finn's and Charlie's episodes, and way before I even knew Yurri even cared that much about these characters!

I'm very glad to say I don't think that way anymore. I appreciate Auron's story, just like the others its well made and well done! Idk what I was expecting, but what I got was beautifully written and acted out.

However, I won't lie, I was a lil put off with all the horny-ness. I appreciate it don't get me wrong‼️‼️‼️‼️ I just wasn't expecting that much forwardness LMAO

Sadly, he's not my all time favorite, but as Auron himself said, He's an acquired taste! I did really like all those times he got soft and vulnerable with us, and again, I won't lie, that really saved him for me in the end.

I heard yurris continuing on with his story and even if he's not my absolute fave{YET, who knows}I'm very excited to see what's in store!

XOXO, sorry for the yapfest<3

-{Fancy brackets} Anon

Yeah, I can see why people would think Auron is just the spicy character with a solely spice story. But as his goes on you can see more layers to him and it makes you more intrigued with his story! Especially since Shattered is coming out (we don't know when but it's getting there). I'm happy you were able to experience the other stories as well that Yuuri has made! I really love how he can make different stories that seem they will be just cookie cutter like other asmr stories but does his own spin on things!

And yeah with Auron including any of the other characters they can be a acquired taste for a few people. Its always interesting when people do give Auron a chance they see he has more to give than being a dom ceo. On the topic of favs I actually favored Finn more than the others before listening to all the stories and when I finally did listen to Auron he smashed through the door and said "I live here now." Like??? Pay rent??? More on Shattered we did get a snip-it of Auron dialogue and AAAA I was geeking out about it bc Auron saying those words is hot. I won't lie I'm a simp for him </3

Also never apologize for yapping in my inbox it's nice to talk about these things!

[rgr-pop]

meal plan text asmr

i normally have breakfast at work because of my proton pump inhibitor. tomorrow i wfh the morning to do a training so i’ll be having sesame toast with a boiled egg, feta, and whatever pickle and veg looks good. then for the rest of the week’s breakfasts i have one yogurt (lucas found me the icelandic coffee yogurt!!) and friday morning tbh, probably the last of my ezekiel toast with communal work peanut butter unless i pick up cottage cheese/yogurt. today i worked remotely at a coffee shop and i grabbed a bad scone, RIP. (adding to shopping list: ezekiel bread, greek yogurt, cottage cheese, bananas, the icelandic coffee yogurt but that’s only at whole foods.)

at work right now i’ve been having paramount (local brand) k cups that corey gifted me. i got him a gift card for the new downtown coffee shop so he can grab it between his bus job (he herds teenagers for the school public bus program. his real title is abussador :)) and he got me k cups for my work. i froth half and half to dress up the k cup, and my coworker brought in half and half she needs used up, so i don’t need to bring mine. (another week before i have to buy more.) i hate using the disposables and am considering literally committing to work french press like an absolute psycho—i just can’t get myself enough time before work to make and bring it from home and the refillable k cups will do but are gross. if you have to survive a keurig at work i recommend nasty refillables + steaming and frothing milk. i have half a bag of not great beans at home. I’ve been spending more on nicer beans for home and it has been worth it, but I am still not quite sure what I like. (on shopping list: coffee beans, decaf beans for winter evening treats.)

came home with a coffee shop noise pollution migraine and made myself cheese ramen with cilantro, sesame seeds, green onion, and a side of this week’s pickled carrot slaw. ramen made two servings for me. it was the last of my shin black and third to last slice of ramen cheese. my cilantro will last another weekend and i have at least week’s worth of parsley and green onions. (adding to the shopping list: shin black, cheese singles, frozen corn, and since i’m thinking about it, shredded mozz for buldak/corn cheese.)

for lunches wednesday-friday i will have dumplings from the freezer (the ones i made and some other ones i have), leftover ramen, and a carrot and cucumber salad (my last two fresh salad vegetables, but i will probably wait out purchasing more). to prep tonight: jar of dumpling sauce, salad. (dumplings are already on my shopping list when i see some that look good. adding dumpling wrappers—making and freezing them was so worth it, but i felt like making the dough wasn’t.)

complicating factor: i should make myself something sweet to keep me out of the vending machines at work. at home i’ve been having what i believe to be yaourti me meli (greek yogurt, walnuts, honey, cinnamon?) but i’m out. i’d like to make a second french yogurt cake to compare it to the other recipe, but again, out. i would also also like to make a coffee cake type food for someone coming over saturday afternoon. do i make a little loaf cake with what i have tonight to get me through the week and then a second thing then? do i have friday plans? if i bake a little quick bread or pound cake for myself tonight it will really cut down on my food ruminations. (adding to shopping list: greek yogurt, walnuts, honey, dried fruit, butter.. baking supplies need inventorying but i’m almost sure i have enough of the basics.)

what am i having for dinners? i need to minimize the chance that i spend any non-grocery money before next week—i will be having a crazy week and likely blowing money i don’t have. tonight i’m having leftover cannellini beans cacio e pepe (‼️ make this ‼️). i have enough beans (although running low) to continue having beans meals, but i really really really desire to put my beans meals on potatoes. (‼️ fusion jacket potatoes ‼️ make this ‼️). matias made these perfect black beans with pork and salsa verde and it’s all i can think about. can i pull this off with freezer bacon… i have enough of a serrano to get me through. (adding to shopping list: russet potatoes, garlic, sour cream, avocado, cheap canned black beans, decent looking dried black beans, slightly nice italian brand butter beans and cannellini beans, bell pepper, tomatillos, tomatoes, mexican oregano, sweet potato, pork?? i will put this on my list but never buy it.)

i would also like to make salmon rice bowls with avocado, pickled veg/carrot slaw, cucumbers, etc. to use up my freezer salmon. i would prefer to wait to do this til i’m keeping salad greens (leftover salmon for salads is key for a working woman…)

in two weeks i will make something for a certain someone’s birthday and batch up some granola. i’ve been wanting to try making coffee granola. i also have to make a lasagna before the end of winter this year or i must be executed.

what i’m bringing to work tomorrow for the rest of the week: salad, bags of dumplings, ramen, cilantro (packed separately), one boiled egg, one yogurt, dumpling sauce and any other condiments that look good, and a sweet if i can pull it off.

the question i can only answer for myself tomorrow at 4pm: am i going to the grocery store?

[fairyhaos]

Hello miss yena I need you to kindly hear me out because.. WELL. Btw I'm the anon who sent the last ask about college bf shua and I also mentioned the hands. I'm just really drawn to men's hands and just ‼️‼️‼️ in my humble opinion that man AND seungkwan are both serving in that category. I don't even have nasty thoughts I just think that they look beautiful yk? BUT WAIT bc I really love watching asmr you know? And there's this video of a man massaging a model's hands bc he says that it improves blood circulation for the colder months BUT LIKE imagine shua massaging your hands ??? I usually have cold hands omg imagine he just wants to hold hands while walking and they're ice cold and he's like "oh ??? babie ? you cold? 🥺" anyway I'm gonna drop the video here sorry if this was too weird

https://youtu.be/OUwWwJyKatc?si=p8ye73aFhlX2dbpD

[link]

oh my god anon i get you so!!!!! bad!!!!!!!! we need to compare notes on svt hand rankings fr bc even though seungkwan has DELICIOUS hands (like not even in a weird way, like you said. more of. extreme appreciation) dk's just are top tier for me like 😔 his hands are UNFAIRLY pretty

also why is this video so relaxing to watch omg. and i can totally imagine joshua doing something like that pls 💔💔 his hands are always comfortably warm, and a little on the rough side (even tho he moisturises them vv well) and he's always so gentle, even as he's pressing down into the palm of your hand with his thumbs, kneading the muscle and looking at you closely to make sure he's not hurting you. and when you smile, letting him know that it feels nice, he smiles back bc there's always something so NICE about doing nice things for you and he jus. wants to help any way he can

[sphnyspinspin]

-in a silly military uniform-

DROP AND GIVE ME 10 HEADCANONS ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ‼️

If you want to ofc!

Oh-Oh geez! Okay, here we go-

Wedge has a fantastic singing voice, a voice box of an angel, but he’s incredibly shy about singing in front of anyone because all the songs he knows are of Decepticon origin; also he has slight stage fright so he keeps his talent a secret as best he can until he’s caught.

Medix has definitely walked on the ceilings of the academy, his home, and his uncle’s laboratory and it has spooked the ever loving loving shit out of Ratchet every single time.

Hoist has the most adorable stutter ever, and whenever he gets really anxious and begins to stumble a lot on his words, his friends always comfort him until he has calmed down.

Whirl has a sensitive stimulatory sensory issue with the texture and the overall density of spaghetti, it wasn’t just a silly one liner, it genuinely feels awful for her to see, touch, and hear spaghetti.

Hotshot has definitely gone through ancient mythology phases with Irish, Greek, and Norse mythologies and legends, then he immediately becomes infatuated with all the cool stories; he loves finding those Which Mythology Are You? quizzes online, and he even asks his friends to do them too.

Scorch, Hoist, and Whirl are all shopping buddies, they go to the Cybertron equivalent of a mall and talk about accessories and and their favorite stimulatory aspects of what they bought; like random things with appealing textures and shapes.

Whenever Hoist gets tired in his Dinobot mode, Grimlock will immediately pick him up with his chompers like a kitty carrying a kitten, and Hoist feels absolutely no pain or annoyance whenever he does it; in fact it’s quite relaxing.

Laserbeak likes to collect shiny objects when he’s let out, and gives them as gifts to the recruits; he has an excellent facial recognition function.

Brushfire and Slash have a sort relationship that’s built upon watching Indiana Jones movies, and going on their own mini quests to research different cultures and wild-life; they both feel like the Wild Kratt brothers, with their occasional nemesis Quint Quarry, whom they love to annoy the crap out of.

Citadel sweetheart Secundus likes to invite the recruits and their friends, including the Cyberblazers, to movie nights, with a projector in 3D and party games; he even plays an asmr that they choose when it’s time for the younglings to recharge.

[sillygoobster]

introduction! :3

💚🐾💚

🌈hi!! my name's Ollie/Oliver!🌈

🍄i'm an age regressor/flip! i both am a caretaker and regress!

🍄i'm trans and go by he/they/she pronouns!

🍄my big age is 24!

🍄my little age is sumwhere around 4-12!

🌈important stuff!🌈

🐱i'm a kitten/puppy regressor sumtimes!! just depends!

🌟i'm have osdd, autism and schizophrenia!

🎨i'm an artist! if u recognize any of my ocs/my style thats cool!! but pls don't publicly talk abt this blog,,,, i'd prefer to keep it private!

🌼i'm pretty shy but i'll try my best to respond if you wanna talk!

🌈hobbies/interests🌈

i'm starting to get into things like bluey and kirby, and i'm already super interested in pokemon, minecraft, cooking simulators, cleaning simulators, kidcore, slimes, and other things like anime and soft asmr videos!

‼️DNI‼️

DO NOT INTERACT : NSFW, DD/lg and variants, tru-scum/trans-med, anti-agere, anti-LGBT, pro-shipper, no-MAP, terfs, and z00s.

[pjisskullourful]

hey pj!

what's the best erotic audios or porn links you have???

omg yaaaaaaasssss pls let me talk about this🥰 cos i am a little bit addicted🥴

i find it easier to listen to porn than to watch it& rightnow i am all about the boys erotic audio offerings so thats what yall are being recommended

⚠️ PLEASE BE CAREFUL & MINDFUL OF TAGS COS THERES A LOT OF NONCON SHIT OUTTHERE& YOU NEED TO BE AWARE OF YOUR TRIGGERS& HOW TO KEEP YOURSELF ENJOYING IN COMFORT

@soundsofpleasure is the best💛 or going through what you can on soundgasm.net[im still figuring that site out as i go]. p0rnhub does have some great erotic audios but i find the ads& all the other things trying to be as shocking/ott as possible in order to get your attention-- its distracting its annoying, i would rather not. r/gonewildaudio is really fantastic in how everything is laidout& you can even leave comments

i discovered this week that i like listening to MM4F audios-- basically, 3somes. idk why that had never occurred to me as something i would like, but i just genuinely stumbled upon it as a category & then i found an amazing find--- cute accents that got me thinking about chewing gum

hotel threesome(19:49)

technically halal(37:40) -- i cannot with the title but it makes sense once you start listening

i found a lovely boy lastnight, the asmr is outstanding!! so very dreamy. am i biased cos he uses the petname princess& that is legitimately my name? idk who cares

20minute ramblefap

ASMR Daddy is 1 who is a bit meaner[butoops i like it]-- routinely includes choking, very degradation kink prone. i wouldnt recommend him as a starting point cos it can feel very intense. but he is aussie- just like me cos we burn hotter than hell down here😝

i really like Benji2049 - he has some really sweet audios that make me feel safe& make me wanna float away[in myhead he is cast as my johnny depp]

i've talked about EndlessRoads before & imma talk about him again. i really love his audios. it seems that sadly he is nolonger recording but the stuff that is on offer is so glorious& gives me all the tinglies.

in particular I Want to Be Your Daddy cos wow-- that changed how i feel about my daddy kink& lowkey made me waanna cry the 1st time i listened to it

🎇❗❕‼️

i have saved the best for last!

@ lato-oscuro

his soundcloud

this is 1 that i can listen to his shit repeatedly in 1 sitting& not get bored. italian accent, the wettest of the wet-- i've had lots of fun listening to his stuff with a lil wand assistance & 10/10 would highly recommend. literally never fails to turn me on. probs my fav

yall gotta send me your recommendations!

[zorcskhakis]

Please tell us about your YGO autistic headcanons, I'm really interested

Okay so I feel like Bakura is definitely what I like to call the "‼️" autistic, he's constantly over-loud and over-expressive and has a poor grasp on personal space so he's usually sitting or standing too close to people. Special interests are Duel Monsters and tabletop games but ESPECIALLY tabletop games and he WILL be absolutely insufferable about them and "um ACTUALLY" everyone about the rules. He's also bad at reading sarcasm and usually takes everything everyone says literally. Super duper prone to sensory hell and getting thrown off by bad stimulations. (Mood.)

Marik is the "I'm very socially awkward so I will compensate for it by acting super arrogant and hoping everyone thinks I'm cool" autistic, he's also VERY stimmy and loves ASMR and slime and stim toys. His cargo pockets are probably full of stim toys tbh. Hates physical contact unless he's very used to the person and even then he probably has a limit to how much he can be hugged. Bakura (mostly) gets a pass.

Ryou is probably hyperempathetic but struggles to really express it, he spends so much energy in interactions trying to make sure his expressions and tone and body language are right that sometimes he loses track of the actual conversation. (he just like me fr) His special interests are horror, tabletops and paranormal stuff and if you get him going about those he probably gets!!!! Really overexpressive and starts gesturing with his whole body a lot. He often has a bit of a flatter/more monotone affect with ppl he's comfortable around bc he doesn't feel the need to micromanage every single aspect of his tone around them.

Yugi is the "gets way too invested in too many hobbies at once, is always on something new when you see him" autistic. Ssssometimes that causes some conflict with Atem whose entire raison d'etre is DUEL MONSTERS. Yugi is like omg Atem I love Duel Monsters as much as the next guy but there are OTHER GAMES. Definitely owns a 35lb weighted blanket.

Atem is the autistic who care about one thing and one thing only and it is Duel Monsters. He will find a way to relate literally anything and everything to Duel Monsters. He's sometimes moderately aware that other people find this annoying but he can't stop. Pretty expressive in convos but horrendously bad at reading other people's tone and he has probably laughed at very inappropriate times bc he accidentally read something as a joke when it wasn't.

I don't need to explain Kaiba, that's just the text.

[homoose]

📝 you and Spencer make ASMR voice recordings for each other to listen to when he's away on cases

this is so cute 🥺 it’s less a blurb and more a hc w gn!reader and also I kind of pictured this as IG voice messages? like I know he’s a technophobe but that’s where my brain went

Spencer

reader

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Hi. So, um... I don’t really... god this feels so weird. I hope you know I’m never going to listen back to this because I cannot stand the sound of my own voice. Anyway. I hope your flight was smooth, and that you’re able to sleep at least a little bit tonight. I went grocery shopping and bought a box of jell-o and now I’m eating jell-o for the first time since I was like, six years old. So. Thanks for that. I, um... oh! I started reading that book you recommended, and it’s interesting! I don’t know if I’m smart enough to really... get it? But I’m gonna keep reading! Okay this— this feels like a lame way to end, but I’m so tired. Sorry if this was terrible. Anyway. I love you.

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Hi. Yeah, this definitely feels weird. But I loved listening to your message! Listening to you wasn’t weird at all. But the talking into this feels like I’m talking to myself kind of? I don’t know. The flight was fine, but it doesn’t look like we’ll be sleeping much tonight... But I’m really jealous of the jell-o. What kind did you get? I don’t know if I’m supposed to be offended that you associate me with jell-o, but I mean— there are worse things to be associated with. Like... broccoli. That’s definitely worse than jell-o. Okay, I gotta go, but I’ll check in later. I love you.

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I listened to your message again— which, as an aside, this was a very good idea and I can’t wait to hear your voice again— and realized that I didn’t respond about the book! Interesting is often a word that people use when they’re trying be nice about something they don’t like... if you hate it you don’t have to read it. But I can vouch for your intelligence, so that certainly won’t be a factor in your ability to comprehend the meaning. Okay, I love you.

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Excuse me sir. The dictionary definition of interesting is: an adjective meaning holding the attention of or arousing interest in. So, slow your roll. Also, when have I ever been one to mince words? If I didn’t like it, I’d tell you. Sorry you didn’t get to sleep much, Mr. Broccoli. What if I started associating you with broccoli, just to spite you for being mean to my favorite green food? Especially when your body is literally begging you to put a goddamn vegetable in it. Sauce it up with some ranch and you’ll be fine!

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That’s Dr. Broccoli to you.

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Hey, Dr. Broccoli— have you had anything other than coffee and a chocolate sprinkle donut in the last twelve hours?

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... I plead the fifth.

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The prosecution rests, your honor.

and then I think he’d probably read the book to you 🥺😭🥰♥️ one minute at a time ‼️

[shutupkimjongdae]

[TRANS/FANACC] 181110 DMUMT Coex Artium Fansign - Chen Compilation

1. "Before giving me his bunny hat, Jongdae smelled it and said that he washed his hair but it still smells because of the hair products like hairspray, and I said it’s okay and took itㅜㅠㅠㅠㅜ In my mind, I was saying “it’s okay” like 360 million timesㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ" [x] 2. "I didn’t get to give him the certificate of donation, but I told him we were exchanging photos (I should’ve just said photo exhibition…) for his birthday and donated the profit to the [Siheung (his hometown) Youth Counseling Welfare] Center and he said thank you, all of you are cool/amazing 😭 I’m writing this tweet so that every fan of Chen (soondingie) will know that he appreciates (what we did). The rest (of the fanaccount) I won’t write about it…" [x] (t/n: OP is one of Chen's fansite, donating 1 million KRW under his name. Place of donation was chosen after hearing about Chen's recent 20M KRW donation to the center this past September 2018) 3. "Jongdae is so nice. As soon as I got to where he was, he made eye contact and asked, “Which color pen do you want me to use?” 8ㅅ8 He kept making eye contact with me while he was signing 8ㅅ8 I asked him to write his favorite word, a word he thinks is the sweetest, and he wrote thank you 8ㅅ8 I’m thankful for Jongdae’s existence ㅠㅅㅠ" [x] 4. "I asked Jongdae if he named his Airpods, and he said no and asked me to name them but I really couldn't think of anything... I kept going uhh... and just randomly said 초두 and he said it's been a while since he last heard that nickname.." [x] (t/n: 초두 = typo from 1st anniversary fan messages; explanation here) 5. "I told Jongdae I went to the CBX fansign as well, and he was like really, thank you so much for coming again. I asked him if they’re filming an EXO variety show like the one CBX did, and he smiled and replied saying to please wait for it!! When I was getting Jongdae’s autograph, they were rushing me off quickly and I couldn’t say much more, I was already moving when he said please wait for it." [x] 6. "I was wearing a Welsh Corgi hat after getting an autograph, and Jongdae asked what it was and I said Welsh Corgi and he asked to trade ㅠㅠㅠㅠ I got what he was wearing and Jongdae gave mine to Baekhyun so Baekhyun wore my Welsh Corgi hat ㅜㅜㅠㅠㅜㅜ" [x] 7. "Jongdae switched to wearing a bear hat, and he was playing with it when he asked me who he should give this to, and I said Jongin!!! And Jongdae said “Jongin? Because he's a bear? Okay” and traded with Jongin's bunny hat ㅠㅠ" [x] 8. "Thank you Jongdae for playing along with the joke I prepared 😭😇 I told him thank you for singing and he replied “I’m also thankful, I will sing more songs for you guys in the future” and smiled ㅠㅠ Jongdae, I’ll pay my own money to fix the Gocheok roof...!" [x (+ audio)] Audio: F: Jongdae, did you hear? Because of you, there’s been a huge disturbance(?) at Gocheok Dome. JD: Why? F: During Elyxion Dot, the roof got blown away by Jongdae’s high notes, so now every time it rains, they have to cancel the game. JD: Oh no~ they are going to have to do major reconstruction work~ F: I know right. Your singing... (inaudible) 9. "My friend went to the fansign and got Chen’s autograph for me. The security was so strict this time around and didn’t allow them to write someone else’s name, so at first my friend told him his/her name. After that, my friend told Jongdae, “I came here on behalf of my friend, she’s liked you for a very long time. She wrote this letter for you.” After hearing the story, he immediately wrote my name under his autograph. He wrote, study hard and stay healthy. Kim Jongdae, do you know I really like you. I’m crying in the dorm right now. I’m feeling the emotions I’ve felt for the last 6 years." [x] 10. "People who were in front of me all left suddenly and so, as soon as I said thank you~ to Baekhyun, Jongdae who was right next to him, held up two pens and asked, “What color do you like? You can choose the color!” and asked, “Cool, right?” ㅋㅋㅋㅋ I didn’t think he’d ask me a question first, so I was surprised. I asked Jongdae I like your lyrics, do you keep a notebook for writing down lyrics? and he said uh.. noo.. 😮‼️ I was so surprised and asked him, do you just write a quick note whenever (you have inspiration)? and he said I just work on it right before the deadline ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I was like “Omg!! Then how do your lyrics come out to be so nice?!” and apparently, he works on them for hours… usually really late at night 😭 So I told him, don’t do all nighters sleep is important. He said at the end to be careful not to catch a cold in such a sweet voice like honey bread level (of sweetness)." [x (+ audio)] 11. "Jongdae started to say something, OO-ssi (formal), and I asked him can you say OO-ah (informal)? So he said, OO-ie (informal), have you eaten (formal)? And I said no not yetㅠㅠ he was like why haven’t you eaten, you should eat, so I asked him did you eat? And he said he just quickly had a burger before coming here.. EXO, you should have all the delicious foods… filling foods…" [x] 12."Jongdae recognized me (and asked) Are you also coming (to) next week('s fansign)? Ah, you don’t know yet? and wrote this. When I saw what he wrote after coming home, I punched the wall I didn’t even enter (the raffle to get into next week's fansign)" [x] The message he wrote: Let’s see each other again for sure~ ❤️ 13. "I told Jongdae my boyfriend came too, you wanna see? and I showed him a mirror so that it reflected his face. And he made a face like this •́ ﹏ •̀ and said aigoo/oh my~ OO-ssi, you like these kinds of things don’t you,, really cutely ㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜ I really, that he said OO-ssi was heart fluttering ㅜㅜ Something that made my heart flutter even more ㅜㅜ After I made the joke, I felt embarrassed and since he finished signing, I was going to move on (really, there were so many people waiting behind me..) but he made eye contact with me and told me to be careful not to catch a cold ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ㅁ⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄" [x] 14. F: Hello JD: (enunciating name clearly) O.O. F: It’s been so long JD: Ah OO, it’s been so long, when~ F: I really really enjoyed Cherry Blossom Love Song~ I was going through a difficult time, and when I listened to your song it helped me relax (he was actively listening/responding the whole time) JD: Yeah~ did it suit me well~? F: Yes~ I’m curious about something, do you still not have pets? JD: No~ F: No? JD: No~ F: There’s something that I’m really curious about, have you ever bought a massage chair? From TV? JD: (his face ㅋㅋㅋ you know the face that he makes (when he’s confused) like hmm? and tilted his head) No? F: Okay then~ ㅋㅋㅋ JD: That was weird hahaha thank you~ [x (+ audio)] (t/n: fans asked because they saw a winner announcement for something probably like an event hosted on a home shopping (informercial) channel that was selling massage chairs, and suspected the winner was JD) 15. F: I asked you to write me something sweet (last time) JD: Really? F: Can you write me something sweet again? JD: What did I write last time? F: "If I said it was love at first sight, would you believe it?" JD: Did I really write that? F: I guess you were feeling hyper (t/n: playful) JD: (writing something down) F: Can you whisper that to me like ASMR style? JD: This? (whispering) OO, you look so pretty today, as usual [x (+ audio)]

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[junker-town]

Ranking every NFL’s schedule release video from the incredible to Jerry Jones doing ASMR

Don’t make me watch Jerry do ASMR again. Please.

The release of the NFL schedule has become one of the dumbest things in sports. Entire multi-hour TV specials are devoted to seeing who plays in prime time, and breaking down which teams have the most advantageous bye weeks.

But 2019 was special. It was different. Teams were allowed to have fun on Twitter, and that led to some of the best videos we’ve seen. Some teams took something so boring and mundane and made them magical, others ... not so much.

These were so good we can’t stop watching.

Los Angeles Chargers — Stock Footage reveal

Should we REALLY make our schedule release video with stock footage? yes yes yesyes yesyes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesyes yes yes yes yesye yes yes yes yes yesyes pic.twitter.com/wAB8CdAfnB

— Los Angeles Chargers (@Chargers) April 18, 2019

Stock footage is mana from heaven, and the Chargers nailed it. The whole thing has this very Tim and Eric vibe to it, which I really appreciate — and it’s so janky it’s good. The Chargers used to be so horrible on Twitter, being mostly first-person accounts of PF Changs. Now they’ve discovered comedy.

Carolina Panthers — Classic video games

Wanna play a game? pic.twitter.com/mF5CeYnGUE

— Carolina Panthers (@Panthers) April 18, 2019

Hook this nostalgia directly to my veins. Mortal Kombat II is on point. I love the Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater goof. If you’re a child of the 70s, 80s or 90s this is a beautiful, wonderful thing and I love every second of it.

Atlanta Falcons — Game of Thones, with a jab

Football is coming. Full Schedule ➡️https://t.co/vNuHMKwxTs pic.twitter.com/Xb91bWV7dB

— Atlanta Falcons (@AtlantaFalcons) April 17, 2019

Several teams went with a Game of Thrones aesthetic (more on those later), but nobody did it better than the Falcons because of one core moment, which happens 40 seconds in.

Why yes, that is a Ram, obliterating a member of a marching band presumably playing “When the Saints go marching in,” and yes that is a referee running in and waving off the penalty as an ode to the NFC Championship game. It hits such a specific nerve that it’s beautiful.

Better than average.

Pittsburgh Steelers — Mr. Schedule’s Neighborhood

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Let’s head to the Neighborhood of Make-Believe for our 2019 schedule… pic.twitter.com/blrW7zjwsW

— Pittsburgh Steelers (@steelers) April 18, 2019

I have a two-year-old. So by nature I’ve watched a lot of Mr. Rodgers over the past 24 months. I really appreciate this loving homage to the show, and Mr. Rodgers by extension — a Pittsburgh native. I can appreciate this.

Cleveland Browns — John Dorsey is so old.

EXCLUSIVE: The exact moment GM John Dorsey got our schedule pic.twitter.com/EC1tAvMs4E

— Cleveland Browns (@Browns) April 18, 2019

I appreciate the self depreciation of Browns’ GM John Dorsey to log onto his America Online account, printing it off on one of those printers that makes a horrific whining sound like the shriek of a banshee and pinning it to his wall.

Seattle Seahawks — Beat ‘em up

⬇️ Restart those consoles and charge those battery packs because the Biggest Games of 2019 are HERE. ⬇️ pic.twitter.com/VOJCJwcidv

— Seattle Seahawks (@Seahawks) April 18, 2019

I like that the bye week is a trip to Pizza Hut. Nice touch.

Jacksonville Jaguars — As seen on TV

Get your teal out because today your lives are about to change. It’s the 2019 Jaguars Schedule, presented by @McGowansHVAC! Full schedule: https://t.co/XpUXP46BKF pic.twitter.com/LW4Drq5tMX

— #DUUUVAL (@Jaguars) April 18, 2019

Maybe not the nostalgia I was looking for, but I can get down with this.

Detroit Lions — The Office

"My mind is going a mile an hour." - Michael Scott @theofficenbc ScheduleReveal2019.gif pic.twitter.com/pe70ebQfhe

— Detroit Lions (@Lions) April 18, 2019

I appreciate the effort in finding all these clips.

New York Giants — Tracey Morgan reveal

.@RealTracyMorgan drops Big Blue's Fall Lineup, coming this September! pic.twitter.com/e26umIL719

— New York Giants (@Giants) April 18, 2019

Automatically good.

New York Jets — NFL Blitz

Blow in the cartridge. Insert the Rumble Pak. Dial up Da Bomb. It's 2019 schedule release, NFL Blitz style! pic.twitter.com/JrHU8PiUeX

— #TakeFlight (@nyjets) April 18, 2019

A solid effort. Went on just a little too long for a single conceit.

These are fine.

Indianapolis Colts — Andrew Luck facts

Who needs a fancy schedule release video when you can have THIS? pic.twitter.com/47Bub45Big

— Indianapolis Colts (@Colts) April 18, 2019

Oakland Raiders — Antonio and Trent Brown react

"See y'all in a stadium near you." pic.twitter.com/ewUdr0pAXE

— Oakland Raiders (@Raiders) April 18, 2019

Houston Texans — Game of Thrones

Schedule is here.#GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/QV2yNNKyBQ

— Houston Texans (@HoustonTexans) April 18, 2019

Green Bay Packers — Packers Man

Game On: The 2019 #Packers schedule is here! : https://t.co/11LbDm9kMY#GoPackGo pic.twitter.com/0BDpkJKgZv

— Green Bay Packers (@packers) April 18, 2019

New England Patriots — Bad Lip Reading

Football is a very fun game. Schedule 2019: Bad #Patriots lip reading edition. pic.twitter.com/qVcil6ALLg

— New England Patriots (@Patriots) April 18, 2019

Baltimore Ravens — Mega Ravens

‼️THIS FOOTBALL SEASON ‼️ PREPARE FOR DOMINATION ‼️MEGA RAVENS FOOTBALL‼️ pic.twitter.com/6gKU0m9009

— Baltimore Ravens (@Ravens) April 18, 2019

Philadelphia Eagles — Famous Fans

Announcing the schedule proved tougher than we thought, so we enlisted the help of some of our friends.#FlyEaglesFly | #EaglesEverywhere pic.twitter.com/fQvlX0PdEd

— Philadelphia Eagles (@Eagles) April 18, 2019

Buffalo Bills — Tinder

Hey 2019 opponents… Sup? pic.twitter.com/JPpU3Wu4FH

— Buffalo Bills (@buffalobills) April 18, 2019

Tennessee Titans — Country music

Listen here, Tennessee! The Queen of Country and her friends are here to announce the #Titans 2019 schedule. pic.twitter.com/pufKIBq3Zp

— Tennessee Titans (@Titans) April 18, 2019

Kansas City Chiefs — Classic Moments

The 60th season. #ChiefsKingdom pic.twitter.com/C7rUBbmkRc

— Kansas City Chiefs (@Chiefs) April 18, 2019

Chicago Bears — 100 years in the making

100 years in the making... #Bears100 pic.twitter.com/83KYt2YLkn

— Chicago Bears (@ChicagoBears) April 18, 2019

Denver Broncos — Madden

Our 2019 schedule? It’s in the game. #NFLScheduleRelease pic.twitter.com/mMAcrENuMg

— Denver Broncos (@Broncos) April 18, 2019

Nope ... no thanks.

Dallas Cowboys — ASMR

See Jerry Jones and @AmariCooper9 help us release the 2019 #DallasCowboys schedule through ASMR. Tickets available at 9pm CT via @SeatGeek → https://t.co/ZAoOUYT7dj pic.twitter.com/9YWj8LDsKR

— Dallas Cowboys (@dallascowboys) April 18, 2019

There is absolutely nothing about Jerry Jones saying “Let’s Go Cowboys” in ASMR that I ever want to think about ever again.

Arizona Cardinals — First version

Coming soon to a 65,000-seat theater near you! : https://t.co/SUoxwxldMU pic.twitter.com/YIkht787bl

— Arizona Cardinals (@AZCardinals) April 18, 2019

People freaked out because Josh Rosen wasn’t featured at all in this and it was so bad the team had to issue a revision. Welp.

Minnesota Vikings — Poetry

Two Thousand Nineteen Vikings schedule is here Poetry stylehttps://t.co/m0jfJIfmem pic.twitter.com/VApm2oWkP4

— Minnesota Vikings (@Vikings) April 18, 2019

I love the idea. The execution just isn’t there. This could have been special, but alas.

New Orleans Saints — New Orleans Stuff

A New Orleans-influenced look at the Saints' 2019 schedule! (Via @SeatGeek) #GoSaints pic.twitter.com/7EuF8whGkG

— New Orleans Saints (@Saints) April 18, 2019

There is nothing memorable about this. Sorry Saints.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers — This

Schedule’s out, YOU IN?

— Tampa Bay Buccaneers (@Buccaneers) April 18, 2019

Nah.

Cincinnati Bengals — Mascot on a scooter

Who Dey zooms through the 2019 #Bengals Schedule pic.twitter.com/ihr033s4G3

— Cincinnati Bengals (@Bengals) April 18, 2019

THIS was the best y’all could come up with?

Miami Dolphins — Zzzzzzz

It's official, the 2019 regular season schedule is here! What games will you be attending this season? #FinsUp Single game tickets >> https://t.co/h1wPxNFS3a pic.twitter.com/IC7B0wW8cc

— Miami Dolphins (@MiamiDolphins) April 18, 2019

Los Angeles Rams — Players react

Playing the old squad, a homecoming + no cold games for the specialists‼️@weddlesbeard, @AaronDonald97 + @JHekker (we gave him permission to join the position players) take the call for the 2019 #LARams schedule! pic.twitter.com/n0dMuL09MR

— Los Angeles Rams (@RamsNFL) April 18, 2019

Except they didn’t really react. Just said “nice” a whole bunch.