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Beelzebub and Mammon made their presence very well known when they entered the living room, with heads held high and chests puffed out proudly. They were a little sweaty and disheveled but strangely upbeat. Beelzebub was clearly concealing something behind his back. Mammon had his nose pointed so far up, it was almost a challenge to the Avatar of Pride's moniker.
You looked up from the couch and asked, "What's up, guys?" Feeling for all the world like a kindergarten teacher about to play a game with their students.
"We got you something," Beelzebub said with a pleasant smile. It was almost entirely drowned out by Mammon's loud boasting.
"You won't believe what I found. You're 'bout to be real grateful, so get our praise ready."
They plopped down into seats on either side of you, Beelzebub careful not to jostle the mystery in his hand.
It wasn't every day they made a big deal out of giving you something. Normally, they'd just do it. Your interest was piqued. "What is it?"
They smirked at each other. Both demons wanted to drag out the suspense, but were also too impatient to wait much longer. Still in their school uniforms, they probably rushed straight home as soon as they procured their present. After grinning for several prolonged seconds in self-satisfaction, Mammon snapped his fingers dramatically. "Show 'em, Beel!"
Beelzebub placed the gift in your lap as if it were made of the finest glass.
It was a potato.
"A human world potato," Beelzebub explained, as if there was any doubt.
"Ya don't see this in the Devildom everyday. We thought you'd like a human treat every once 'n a while."
It was green and wrinkly, with multiple spuds sprouting out the top. It looked like somebody had dropped it behind a shelf and found it months later through smell alone. It was impossible to discern if it had been washed recently or if, at this point, the slimy and moist texture was just this tuber's natural state of existence.
Two sets of eyes filled with anticipation were locked on to your face, scrutinizing its every move. They were waiting for their shower of praise. You forced an awkward smile and laughed with strained excitement. "A potato! Wow, thanks guys!"
"What are you gonna make with it?" Beelzebub was eager to know.
"I'm not sure." You gazed at the gift. You kind of wanted to fling it off your legs before your skin started crawling. Though, you couldn't insult the brothers after their hard work. It was time to start lying through your teeth. "I'm so touched. Really. That you went and got... this potato for me. I kind of want to keep it as a memento!"
Mammon waved his hand to dismiss your idea. "Nah, don't hold back! I paid a pretty hefty sum to get a hold a' this, y'know."
Your heartstrings twinged with guilt. To avoid stirring Beelzebub and his endless stomach, Mammon leaned over towards your ear. "Fry it, bake it, boil it. It's all yours," he whispered. "'Long as you're happy, yeah?"
You were not happy. Every day with these demons brought a fresh source of stress. At least you were never dull.
"Solomon once said that green vegetables are good for humans," Beelzebub revealed.
You twirled your head around so fast that you accidentally bumped Mammon in the nose and asked, "You actually took food advice from Solomon?"
"Only after Belphie confirmed it," he clarified. So they did do their research.
While that was usually true, this was an incredibly unfortunate exception. You could not bring yourself to consume the sad green potato. You needed a new idea.
"Can human plants be cultivated in the Devildom? I want to plant this, and then we'll have more potatoes we can all share." The wet sensation on your leg only grew more unpleasant and you wanted to get rid of it as soon as possible. "Let's go plant it out back and see."
The siblings began talking over one again again, saying, "My human's got a heart of gold" and "I'd like that" while squeezing you with bear hugs from either size. It jostled the potato and you feared it would start leaking more.
"Let's go, let's go!" you ushered, eager to give this old vegetable a proper burial. You could vaguely hear Mammon brag to his younger brother, "I told you this was a great idea, they're gonna be thankin' us for weeks," as you raced towards the doorway.
#MC thanking them for the potato the same way that kid goes “it's an avocado! thanks” in that one video#mammon potato cooking methods asmr. “boil it. mash it. stick it in a stew.” all whispered very seductively#i wanted this to be longer but decided “does a story about a potato really need to be that long” so lots was cut out#thank you for the asks I've gotten in the last couple of weeks!! I'll get to them!!!!#everyone has such good ideas ahh i want to respond properly#zine work takes precedence though so look forward to those as well!#obey me!#obey me shall we date#obey me scenarios#obey me x mc#obey me swd#obey me fanfic#obey me x reader#obey me#obey me fandom#obey me mammon#obey me beelzebub#obey me fic#obey me drabble#obey me x you#omswd#omswd mc#obey me mc
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What’s there for a girl to do in Boston 🐟🏳️🌈
#obligatory hair cut pic 🤗#going to the Boston pride parade with my girls from grad school 🥰#not sure what the gay scene is like there besides Dunkin Iced Coffee ASMR 🤔#recommendations for things 2 do would be gr8ly appreciated 😌#gpoy
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managed to edit the 670 clear down so putting it here for posterity
#arknights#arknights gameplay#cut out the totter asmr for this sorry#as of the second rotating map this strategy is now a 690. 690 totter real and can hurt you#he does take even longer to kill the reefbreakers though.#as of 3rd rotating map: 710!
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David being a lol guy
Asher being an LMFAOOO guy
Milo being a : 💀
And Darlin' is either the infuriating "HAHAHAHAH" or "😭"
#I have beef with hahahah#are you really laughing :((#LIKE#IT SOUNDS SO SARXASTIC PLS#Sam after saying wtf#which means he's laughing#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted asmr#redacted asher#redacted david#redacted milo#redacted darlin#redacted head canons#angel with the ' BYE 💀'#Baabe with the : THE-#SH with the : 🤣#and everyone's like#cut it out
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so gavin may have earned himself another fan...
suggested nsfw under cut
"spread your legs, my love"
SIR PLEASE.
#i never thought i would become a gavin stan#HOWEVER !!#one ba changed that#and... im not complaining 😌#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted gavin#YK WHAT ITS GIVING???#AARON WARNER#“lift your hips for me love”#SCREAMING#CUT FROM THE SAME CLOTH#my love as the superior petname through time space and ... the universe ig#yes this is a shatter me mention and ref cos its aaron “dimples” warner hello??????#plum goes insane#another man im not normal for i fear
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Pretty much all the Redacted characters are in competition for who’s the biggest simp and Vincent is WINNING
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted vincent#he eat sleeps and breathes lovely#don’t get me wrong they are all cutting it close but my god#Vincent is just such a LOSER for lovely /pos#poly.damn.ory
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My Top Sam Quotes
i love me some cowboy ♡ yeehaw and all that
“You’re a werewolf, not a damn tank, what the hell were you thinking?”
“I want you comfortable. What that looks like, you tell me.”
“Oh god, don’t call the 90’s vintage, you’re gonna give me a complex.”
“Don’t you whistle like that at me you smartmouth, this ain’t anything you haven’t seen. I am not blushing. I don’t blush.”
“Mr. Shaw.”
“You’re a big softie under it all too. Boop.”
“You don’t have to keep the armor up tonight. The fighting’s done. You can just rest. I got you, Darlin.”
“You’re my heart, Darlin’.”
“Oh you hush, of course that got my heart speeding up again. Wiseass.”
“Have some popcorn, it’ll soothe you.”
“Matter of fact, yes, I do know how to get food delivered nowadays. Do you know what the inside of a grocery store looks like?”
“Yeah yeah, I’m a mother-hen, what else is new?”
“Don’t worry, if the shock takes you out, I’ll be sure to catch you.”
“You feel like home, Darlin’.”
“It’s a Vamp’s favorite season. Well, my actual favorite season’s Fall, but you get me.”
“That’s for strangers. We can be as mean to family as we damn-well please.”
“How do you wanna do this? You wanna ride your cowb- you little-“
“You feel like sunlight on an easy day. That warmth and that comfort. Gentle and all around.”
“You like that? You gonna be good for me?”
“Hey. Look at me. Please.”
“Yeah, you’re awful put-upon. Your mate’s a heartless old curmudgeon who wants his arm rest.”
“No. No, I’m not falling asleep. Couldn’t be me. I’d never do such a thing.”
“Your vampiric pillow awaits.”
“Hey. Jokes aside. You do make sense, Darlin. Just cause some people don’t wanna put in the work to understand why doesn’t mean you don’t.”
“What the hell do you have against flannel? It’s efficient.”
“Oh I’m sure. My big bad wolf certainly would never get tired after a completely understandably draining day,”
“Tell me how you look so damn good right after waking up. Bullshit. You look heavenly.”
“You know better than me that if you don’t answer that goofball he’s just gonna keep calling.”
“Man’s gotta point. [smack] Ow.”
“Make it two.”
“I’m an equal opportunist shit-stirrer once you make the mistake of getting close to me.”
“You keep that up and I'll buy a walker just so I can beat your ass with it.”
“I didn’t realize those were our names, I thought he was drawing pictures…”
“Who you calling an underdog, pup?”
“Oh, so I’m a flop now?”
“Want some chocolate? It might soothe you.”
“Darlin’ what the hell is an Igglybump?”
“Play nice. I know you can even if you don’t like to.”
“Being so good for me. Wait until I tell ya.”
“So what if I am soft for you? You deserve soft.”
“I am not charming. I’m a moody curmudgeon, and I like it that way, thank you very much.”
“When I’m with you, my brain takes up shop in the wrong head.”
“Keep his name out of your fucking mouth.”
“I’ve got you. Tears aren’t ‘stupid’, Darlin’. They’re human. You don’t have to hold back any part of yourself with me.“
“[punch] That’s for Frederick. [punch] That’s for his Progeny. [punch] And that’s for me.”
“The only thing that makes the two of you worse hellions than you already are is when you put your scheming heads together on something.”
“I’m practically a glorified backpack”
“I want you moving like this in a different position. Mmhmm. How did you put it back in the day? ‘Riding your cowboy’?”
“You’re so damn beautiful. You are.”
“My big bad wolf. I get to say that without getting hit nowadays? My, the times are a-changing.”
“Look. You can call me every version of ‘cowboy’ you want, but you keep ‘duke’ just locked up in that pretty head of yours, you got it?”
“It’s a fancy dick-swinging contest with a side of hors d’oeuvres.”
“Vincent. You’re my family, and I love you, so please don’t take this the wrong way, but four years ago when he was still around, you were just as much of a pain in the ass to be around most of the time.”
“What you and me got is stronger than any of this bullshit the world throws at us. Even if the world’s got a hell of an arm, lately.”
“Brown. My eyes were brown.”
“Where do you want these fangs, baby?”
#this one’s really long#even after cutting it down#i forgot how many more audios sam has than avior and porter#redacted sam#redacted darlin#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#bubbler’s top quotes
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darlin not knowing how to heal is so funny- ur telling me u get ur shit rocked every week and u cant even fix a paper cut??? embarazzing…
#if they couldve healed sam’s little cut they wouldve so i take that as they cant heal EL OH EL#redacted asmr#rioing#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted darlin
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okay if you were in the redacted verse what are you doing as a job?
cause like me personally i would be an elation demon that spent like 4 months making cocaine and other various drugs that worked on vamps and be a crime lord because what’s more exhilarating than my own mafia fantasy yall?
#wait actually im coming up with crazy ass aus with ts hold up-#sh hates to see me coming#as in sweetheart not paper cutting practice#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse
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You think Gabe was able to handle 2 years old David at David’s mom funeral? Because that’s literally all I keep thinking about for some reason 🥲
Taking this from experience I feel like he had to worry more abt the other members since David probably didnt even know what was going on, but imagine him raising him after that day alone😭 Gabe’s whole story is so sad to me😖
#My uncle died when I was like 4 or 5#and I was laughing at his funeral bc they had to cut off his legs to fit him in the open casket#I kept going ‘Mom they cut off his legs 😆😆😆!!!’#my mother was busy crying so I went to play in the corner with my cousins who just lost their father💀#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted david
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Dedekind Cut + Yves Tumor = Trump$America’s TA1 (bcr riff mixtape)
#dedekind cut#yves tumor#trump$america#music#electronic#sound collage#dnace pop#synthpop#spoken word#asmr#harsh noise#deconstructed club#industrial#noise#ambient#new wave#rock#trap#house#abstract#experimental#dance#dj mix#youtube#chino amobi
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-> songs i think blake listens to:
#an incomplete list. under a cut for desktop users cause spotify links are huge#sweetheart.txt#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redacted blake#blake#playlists#Spotify
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the gravedigger and the nightingale
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#art#illustration#redacted porter#redacted vincent#porter solaire#vincent solaire#chewing on the bars of my enclosure thinking about how these two are all the other could have become#porter had been broken down to nothing and rebuilt himself to be useful to survive#vincent lost everything then had everything and more handed to him without him asking for any of it#also ive tweaked vincent again to make him look noticeably younger than the others#twenty year olds do not have jawlines that could cut through a brick#his eyes are also larger and his nose has been upturned a little bit more#he still looks like an adult (because he is one) but ive softened his features and i think it turned out really good#porter is also here#(i say that like hes not one of my favourites)
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@redefinednaturesantafe on instagram
#my gifs#asmr#stimmy#stim#stims#stimming#sensory#stimblr#stim gifs#hands#diy#cutting board#resin art#resin#handmade gifts#handmade#epoxy resin#artists on tumblr#artists of insta#artists of instagram#visual stim#stim blog#sensory tools#sensory gifset
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My Top Guy Quotes
silly pizza manヽ(*^ω^*)ノ @capitalisticveins @miya-akiko he has been delivered!!
“You’re a jerk. Well. I like jerks.”
“We can’t be getting outta bed before 10, that’d be crazy, that would violating countless labor laws.”
“Oh, you are getting close. Hi! Hi baby. I love youuu~”
“I missed you. I always miss you. Days are long when you’re not around.”
“Jealousy’s a disease, get well soon to those bitches.“
“Come on, take my hand. Well if you don’t, I mean you could get lost on the way. Anything could happen.”
“I am not a menace. I am the menace. And I am your menace. I love you, honey.”
“I don’t need all that shit. I love you just like this. Eye rolling and grumbling is a totally valid love language.”
“Dishes? Dishes? You want me to do dishes? […] Honey, I like a little degradation as much as the next guy, but can’t you just put me on a leash instead, like a normal couple?”
“Let go of me, ahhhh I’m being repressed!”
“Oh, no, no I’m kidding, come here, don’t pout. Yes you are, you are pouting. It’s cute.“
“I vacillate wildly between either looking like an Adonis sent down like a gift or a literal gremlin that couldn’t pull numbers if his life depended on it.”
“No, you smile plenty. And it’s a beautiful smile when you grace me with it. It’s special when you smile.”
“But you are a softy with me. And the other people you care about. You feel things deep. That’s not a bad thing.”
“And how exactly do you expect to keep me in this bed now that you’ve got me here, hmm? Thought about that? Ooohhh gon’ tie me down, fifty shades of honey oooo~”
“You look really cute bundled up in bed like that. Shut up, yes you do. My cute little grumpyface. Aw is my grumpyface mad at me?“
“Aw. That’s so sweet. Who are you and what have you done with my lover? [hit] Ow, okay, there you are.”
“What do you mean you’re gross? You’re not gross, you’re amazing.”
“Thank you for seeing something in me. Something that mattered. Nah, I was talking about my ass.”
“You know wordplay reminds me of? Tongue-twisters! You know what tongue-twisters remind me of? Tongue-kissing, let’s explore that topic shall we—ow ow ow”
“That’s not nothing, that’s called quality time honey.”
“I only wanna be supine if I’m being supine with you!”
“I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me~”
“Ew, you can’t give me a forehead kiss, that’s too sweet! Who are you? Why would you do that, being all tender and sweet, that’s gross, you’re gross. No, don’t go. I like you tender and sweet and gross.”
“You have a wonderful hand. It does exquisite work. Ooo don’t make a boy a promise, you betta use it to cover this mouth, fifty one shades of honey ooo~.”
“Making my stupid jokes isn’t as fun without you rolling your eyes and pretending to hate it.”
“Is that why you put up with my memes and shit? Cause I got a big dick and a great ass?”
“I’ll never be sorry for a chance to spend a day at your side.”
“—eh, “Buy Low”, “Start Low”, what’s the difference? You say tomato, I say I wanna put my head between your thighs, it’s semantics.”
“It’s about your thighs wrapped around my head like you’re trying to crush a watermelon. Aw, come on, I’m made of tough stuff. Or not, but hey, that’s a hell of a way to go.”
“You know what this means though, right? Oh my god, they were roommates!”
“Honeybabydarling.”
“But I’ll restrain myself. At least until I can convince you to restrain me. Preferably to our bed. Unnhh.”
“I want to make you squirm under the touch of my fingers and the heat of my mouth and the weight of my tight, straining body pressed flush against yours. And then at some point you can shampoo my hair, cause that always feels nice.”
“Okay, okay, very serious… Canasta. Nasty canasty. Ow—!”
“I’m ready for instruction, professor. Mmm. Mmhmm. I think you’ll find I’m a very hands-on learner. Unnhhh.”
“Do they have to match suite kiss me. Hmm? No, I asked do they have to match suite kiss me, like does the whole canasta kiss me have to be the same suite please kiss me. I don’t know what you mean kiss me. […] kiss me, kiss me really hard.”
“Because no one’s gonna tell me I’m too sexy to be who I am.”
“And maybe I wanna get some, I don’t know! Who said that? Wait— who said that? Wait, who was that? I mean that wasn’t me… shit.”
“That’s my brain, and the only thing that’s gonna wake it up is some kisses. Slow sexy kisses. With tongue. For. You know. Kinetic energy. Transfer. In my mouth. Our mouths.”
“Thank you, honey. I don’t know. For a lot of things. For the water. For hanging out with me. For putting up with me. For being so hot and sexy. I repeat, for putting up with me.”
“I’d lick it off the fucking floor at this point if that’s what you want— anything. That’d be pretty fucking hot actually.”
“I love you, hun.”
“Ah, mm, no. I saw the smile. Yes you did, you can’t hide it from me.”
“Anyway, I am half naked. You are very mean. That’s very hot. You and me honey ain’t nothing but mammals so, uh, whaddya say we do it like they do on discover channel, unhh? Well, you know, personally I was thinking a little less nature documentary and a little more battle bots, you know? Like, I want you to just fucking snap me like a twig!”
“Can’t steal what’s already yours. That’s why you can’t steal my heart cause it’s already yours. Do not groan at me!”
“With you, silence doesn’t feel bad. You looking at me doesn’t feel scary. It feels really good. Feeling seen by you feels good.”
#for context on how much i needed to cut this down; the og list is 216 quotes long#and this is still incredibly long#bubbler’s top quotes#redacted guy#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse
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