#I kept going βMom they cut off his legs πππ!!!β
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You think Gabe was able to handle 2 years old David at Davidβs mom funeral? Because thatβs literally all I keep thinking about for some reason π₯²
Taking this from experience I feel like he had to worry more abt the other members since David probably didnt even know what was going on, but imagine him raising him after that day aloneπ Gabeβs whole story is so sad to meπ
#My uncle died when I was like 4 or 5#and I was laughing at his funeral bc they had to cut off his legs to fit him in the open casket#I kept going βMom they cut off his legs πππ!!!β#my mother was busy crying so I went to play in the corner with my cousins who just lost their fatherπ#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted david
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COD incorrect quotes, but their from TikToks I saw and are now buried somewhere deep in my likes:
PART 2
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*in an Uber pt 3*
Soap: Is it that big of a deal?
Gaz: YES!
Soap: Itβs just two people who love each other.
Soap: βLove Is Loveβ, thatβs what the gay people say.
Gaz: Well, fuck them homosexuals because love and love is not the same thing in this situation.
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Makarov, holding out a gun: Put your hands up!
Price: No.
Makarov: β¦what?
Price: I said no.
Makarov: Why not?
Price: I donβt want to. π
Makarov: But Iβve got a gun.
Price: I donβt care. π€·π»ββοΈ
Makarov: Butβ¦doesnβt make any sense! (ΕπΕ)
Price: Too bad!
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Ghost, holding in his laughter: Johnny, I have something really important to tell youβ¦
Soap, looking up from his sketch book: Whatβs up, love?
Ghost, smiling: I wanna get a job cleaning mirrorsβ¦
Soap: β¦ *realizes this is a dad joke*
Ghost, still holding a laugh: Itβs something I can really-
Soap, getting up and walking away: NO.
Ghost: -can really SEE myself doing⦠*breaks off into wheezing laughter*
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*Soap as soon as Price takes his eyes off of him*
Soap: Eureka! Thatβs it! π
Soap: Iβll run away! ππ»ββοΈπ¨
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Gaz: We're an interracial couple; I let him drive just in case we get pulled over.
Alex: We're an interracial couple; everybody thinks his credit score is good 'cause of me.
Gaz: We're an interracial couple; I can wear bonnets and he can't, 'cause he'll get cancelled.
Alex: We're an interracial couple; every time we go out to eat the old people stare at us.
Gaz: We're an interracial couple; every time you see me take a family picture, people scream "get out".
Alex: We're an interracial couple; every night he leaves the stove light on, and I think it's raising our electricity bill.
Gaz: We're an interracial couple; I can say certain words that he can't, like: NI-
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Price: Are you stuck?
Gaz, hanging from a bloody rope once again: ...I AM. π
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Ghost: What the hell were you thinking?!
Soap: You told me not to think!
Ghost: β¦ (Γ_Γ)
Soap: β¦ (Γ~Γ)π
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Ghost: β¦ (Ε_Ε) *this bitchβ¦*
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(Alejandro and Rudy making fun of Graves)
Rudy, laughing: PARECE ZORRILLOβ π€£
*Alejandro and Rudy fall on the ground laughing their asses off*
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Laswell: Wow, a surprisingly peaceful, domestic moment.
Laswell: When will it be ruined?
Soap, Gaz, Price, Ghost: LASWELL!! π«π«π«π«
Laswell: There it is! -_-π’
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Laswell, whoβs been hearing them flirt over coms for 50 minutes: Why donβt you two cut the horse shit, and get to the part where you admit you have sexual feelings for one another.
Ghost and Soap: WOAH-!
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(Laswell asking why they all joined the army)
Ghost: NO- *buries face into a pillow*
Laswell: Ghost, whyβd you join the army? π
Ghost, whining into the pillow: I donβt knowβ¦ π
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Laswell: Soap, whyβd you join the army?
Soap: So I can fire guns! π
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Laswell: Whyβd you join the army?
Gaz: β¦ π
Gaz: Iβll answer that question with another questionβ¦
Gaz: Why the fuck did think this was a good idea? π₯²
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Laswell: Whyβd you join the army, John?
Price: Because I had nothing better to do.
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Laswell: Whyβd you join the army?
Rudy: β¦βcause Iβm a fucking idiot. π *spanish rage*
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Laswell: Whyβd you join the army?
Alejandro: Whyβd I join the army?
Alejandro: For money.
Laswell: What money? π€¨
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Laswell: Whyβd you join the army?
Alex: To find a battle boo. π
Laswell: π
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Laswell: Farah, whyβd you-
Farah: Wait- *takes off headphones*
Farah: Okay, what?
Laswell, chuckling: Whyβd you join the army?
Farah: Shitβ¦
Farah: I donβt know my guy.
Laswell: Cream? π
Farah: Cream. π
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Ghost, smiling: Knock knock.
Soap, already so over it: Whoβs there? π
Ghost: I eat mop.
Soap: I eat mop who?-
Soap: Ugh, Simon! *walking away*
*Ghost wheezes in pure bliss*
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*in an Uber pt 4*
Gaz: Iβm not open to this. At all.
Soap: Why you not openβGET open to it.
Gaz: The only thing that was open here was..your momβs damn legs.
Gaz: And she shouldβve kept them closed for her brother.
Soap: π§
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Shepherd: Here we goβ¦
Shepherd: 15 years and 14 hours laterβ¦
Shepherd: Best brisket in Texas.
Graves, who purposely gave Shepherd the wrong recipe: π (GRAVES, YOU EVIL BI-)
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Farah: How did you know that you always wanted to be a professional Drug Cartel Leader?
Valeria: I just wanted to be a star in any way I got it.
Valeria: I said if I didn't become a star by thirty-five I was just gonna become a serial killer.
Farah: ...well, girl, how old are you? I'm getting nervous... π¨
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Gaz: Hi! I'm the witch that won't turn you into a frog because amphibians are people too!
Gaz: Kyle Garrick! *pulls out a frog and lets it hop away*
Ghost: Κα΄α΄'Κα΄ Ι’α΄Ι΄Ι΄α΄ α΄
Ιͺα΄ α΄α΄ α΄Κα΄Κα΄.
Gaz: ...
Ghost: I'm Simon.
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