#asmo my terrifying extroverted other half

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do you think that L MC, A MC AND M MC would say to their other parent about wanting to stay with their dads? and what would the dads think???? Love your work

Ooooo I’ve actually been meaning to do something for this! Also thank youuuuuuuu!!!!!

So all three kiddos are technically living with their dads, it’s generally... safer for them than living in the human world where they could accidentally wreak havoc. But the three do visit their other parents a whole bunch! It’s only fair for the people who had to go through raising a demon baby all on their own.

L!MC’s parent, I like to think they’re just SICKENINGLY sweet. Literally the perfect friend and neighbour, they bring over cookies, make you feel good about yourself, etc. Etc.

They don’t have any super strong magic or anything but they are aware of the Devildom, the Celestial Realm and all the shennaniganery. Though... L!MC’s dear ren is very, how do I put this..? Mind numbingly terrifying when they want to be?

Their glare could make even the most powerful demons shiver in fear...

To answer the question for L!MC’s ren, they’d be very happy to let their baby stay in the Devildom after being assured that L!MC is absolutely positive that’s what they want, and as long at they got regular visits and phone calls.

Lucifer probably had on his smug douche (tm) smile when L!MC said they wanted to stay in the Devildom with him, but in his head he was going “oh thank fuck my kid actually likes me...”

It’s a good thing Lucifer and L!MC’s ren actually have a very good co-parenting relationship.

“So, how is your cursed music collection coming along?”

“Quite well actually, I’ve added a few more actually cursed pieces in recent years.”

“Wait, ren, you know about the cursed music?”

“We met when I was playing a cursed piece on stage, your father assured me I would die in a terrible accident in the next fifteen minutes if the music was actually cursed.”

“As you can see, the music was not cursed because we’re having this conversation long after the fifteen minutes passed.”

“Wow... how romantic.”

M!MC’s ren! Okay, I think that Mammon got summoned into the human world randomly by someone he owed money too, and Lucifer just... forgot to let Mammon back into the Devildom. Luci probably had a killer hangover and didn’t notice Mammon was gone for like, a week.

So in the week Mammon had free reign of the human world, he got his flirt on and probably definitely stole a few things from M!MC’s parent before bidding his goodbye. So uh... M!MC’s ren does NOT think very positively of Mammon.

They love M!MC with all their heart and soul though, no bad parenting in MY self indulgent headcanon series. All the bad parenting is saved for Himiko’s parents.

M!MC’s parent probably got the hint that their kid was a tad... different when their head started spinning around like Reagan from the Exorcist.

Is there a support group for single parents with demon children?

So when M!MC says that they want to stay in the Devildom, their ren is very hesitant to give their permission and also very mad that Diavolo and Lucifer picked their preteen kid for an exchange program without consulting them first! M!MC had to swear up and down that this was a good thing and that everything would be fine, it still took a while, but eventually M!MC was given permission to stay in the Devildom.

It’d be no secret that Mammon would have been DREADING the end of the year when his kid would have to leave... he really loves that little brat okay?! So when M!MC said they wanted to stay, Mammon was practically over the moon, he was totally willing to play servant to M!MC’s other ren to help convince them to let their kid stay with him.

“I’ll do anything! Literally anything in the whole damn world!”

“Give me back my Rolex.”

“I can do literally anything but give you back your stuff!”

“Dad...”

M!MC visits and calls their ren as much as they can, because they’re a good kid god dammit! They love their ren!

A!MC! A!MC! A!MC’s ren! I’m torn between having them be a loud extrovert and having them being a nervous wreck, but either way...

I don’t think they’d know about the Devildom beforehand, so when a half demon baby is suddenly eating every cookie in the house just because they asked for them, A!MC’s ren was worried their kid was either a very charismatic manipulative two year old OR demonspawn...

It’s a blessing and a miracle that A!MC grew up with their powers of persuasion and didn’t end up as a cult leader or something by the time they were ten...

A!MC’s ren was probably ecstatic to find out that A!MC had met their dad and there was an explanation for all the weirdness. They were probably hesitant to give their permission for their kid to stay full time, but after seeing how much A!MC had grown they couldn’t say no...

A!MC goes up to the human world almost every single weekend and holiday to give their ren souvenirs and tell them about all the cool stuff they did that week.

Asmo gave A!MC a hug that could rival Beel’s in terms of bone crushing strength when A!MC told him they wanted to stay. He also probably visits A!MC’s ren with them, just to hang out.

“Hey babe, how’ve you been~?” *seductive eyebrow wiggle*

“Dad please-”