#askvamport

[ask-sweater-vamp]

"Hello, young man. It's a pleasure to meet you." (askvamport)

*mattie.exe has stopped functioning* 

@askvamport

[ask-hutt-the-werewolf]

"What's on your mind, my dear boy? You look... troubled. Is something going on between Jason and yourself?" (askvamport)

“Nothing BAD is going on. I just have...well I imprinted on Jas and I’m just worried about our future is all.”

@askvamport

[askthesicilianvampire]

"May I read the words of your poetry, young man? I'm a poet myself, you see, I love to read the work of others." (askvamport)

“Why of course! Somebody of good taste I see”

@askvamport

[ask-sweater-vamp]

Callout Post For My Own Muse

Matthew Williams is a complete flower-head and here is my evidence: 

- Hasn’t realized Loreto is a vampire 

- Hasn’t realized Vlad is a vampire 

- Wrote off an unusually large wolf digging through his trash as just another normal, friendly neighborhood dog until it transformed in front of him 

- Was easily convinced to ignore flight response by being asked to remember someone he didn’t even know 

- Didn’t sense that Borisov was a vampire until he physically turned around and saw that he was actually purple 

- Absolutely has heightened senses and knowledge/experience to inform him of what to look for at any given moment and absolutely has straight up ignored it or been too distracted to make the connections 

- Except Joao for some reason! So far, he has noticed 1 out of 4 vampires without someone practically needing to spell it out for him! 

- But he did notice 1 out of 2 wolves, so I guess that’s a little better. 

 - And then there’s Eli, but...he’s Eli.

[ask-hutt-the-werewolf]

Hello, there. I know it may be common for our two species to... collide, but I hope, perhaps, that you'll come to see me as a friend. We're not all... Borisov. -askvamport

“Whoa, you’re actually kind of nice and didn’t woof at me first. Hey what’s up?” 

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