#askthesmoltitans

[striderl]

Happy Halloween to you and the others, hope your day is peaceful and a little bit spooky at the same time :3 *P.S Here's some sugary drinks for Polaroid! The Best Boi deserves a bit of sugar!*

A little late but thank you!

[cosmica-galaxy]

*Leaves an offering of snacks and refreshments for your villain DILF arc*

"Don't forget The Ladies once you acquire the MILF-inator"

Oh~! I don't plan on forgetting! I must continue my glorious crusade... SMOLS! HELP ME WITH THE HOSTAGE!

[tabieeee]

*Loads Webb into a Slingshot and fires him at Optical* THINK FAST POODLE MOTH

and then spooder tv yoinked the moth away somewhere idk

[lensman-arms-race]

*Bonks you with Titan Speakerman Ideas* Titan Speaker is always constantly listen to music of any kind that his speaker buddies bring to him or he finds on his own when there's no fighting. He's actually incredibly shy but hasn't had to be himself since the infection and has been "masking" his normal personality but he's also a feral gremlin of a Titan and has been using that side more then he typically does. (He's going to crash and burn with this energy, which he'll become incredibly shy, but will keep fighting and trying to keep others safe) He will PURR like no one's business when he is with the Alliance, which has scared a few members because he's incredibly loud!

Thank you for the brain worms!

I wonder if he has a favourite genre of music - we know the speakers love Everybody Wants to Rule the World and they've been seen to enjoy Depeche Mode and Kate Bush. I'm hoping they will discover metal one day, or bass-heavy dance music (gabber, dubstep, etc.). I really need speakers blasting heavy metal, barking flames with Rammstein-style face-mounted flamethrowers!

'Actually shy but has to mask out of necessity' = oops, highly relatable

I like the bassy buzz noise he makes in episode 64 to get Titan Camera's attention - I headcanon that he makes a softer (but still v loud) version of that to show contentment.

[enderguardiangt]

*Throws a water balloon full of Smol Substance on you!* "Nice try, now I gotta round up the escapees... Man you all are giving me a hard time. Oh uh, here's some blocks from Minecraft for ya"

Grrr, I'm coming for your kneecaps!

RAHHHHH

*chases with smol sword*

[lensman-arms-race]

I love all these, thank you!

For the '50 random character asks': 3, 8, 12. Assign one to each of the three Titans (by choice or by random selection).

3: Obscure Headcanon (Cinema/Titan TVman) Cinema is an oddly hyperactive Titan despite his mysterious origins, no one knows why he’s so energetic but it helps that he’s more frequently on the battlefields. He stims while idle which caused a bit of issues when he was being upgraded/repaired. 8: Unpopular opinion about them (DJ/Titan Speakerman) He needs his shy and introverted nature to come back out, he’s probably the most tired out of all of the Titans. Give him a blanket, Hot Choco and some Minecraft OST to listen to too. (I can’t think of anything, I adore him) 12: Crack Headcanon (Film/Titan Cameraman) He is the gremlin of the Titan Trio and he will stupidly climb buildings due to the nature of cameras always being up high on buildings or other high locations. In addition, Cameras (as a whole group) are cat-coded, they will chirp in distress because they can’t get down from a high spot. DJ had to “save” Film from being stuck on top of a skyscraper (Film forgot he had wings for a solid three hours).  

[seymourssecondchance]

can I pat your ears :333

"Well, Just be careful with my ears. They're Sensitive"

[lens-guy-art]

Art Fight compilation

In order:

Awry - @h4nk1ller Dole Whip and Gin - @researcher-serif Security - @askthesmoltitans TV 64 - @that-other-dead-person Streak and Whistle - @tabieeee

[f1shz]

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NONE SHALL ESCAPE-

Large Cameraman has been dilfified

(@cosmica-galaxy @askthesmoltitans @orphicwitt @enderguardiangt @ninjago-incorrectquotes )

[m-passer]

Boo! I scared you!

That’s it! Have stinky boy that belongs to my head mod!!

(I will fix the gif but @askthesmoltitans )

[luciledrakkhen]

So far today, none of my irl friends or my family have remembered what today is, yet some of my ST friends here have and i am grateful <3

@askthesmoltitans even drew this for me and i love it <3

[striderl]

*Gives everyone a wrapping paper cardboard tube to bonk each other with* Have fun!

You should really think twice before giving a bunch of weapon engineers creativity-sparking material to practice their profession on...

One suggestion: Get outta here before everything goes down.

[cosmica-galaxy]

*Throws a water balloon full of Smol Substance on you!*

"Sorry Cosmica but, this War has to stop alright? It was fun and all but I think it's time for it to end"

Smols...YOU BETRAY ME??

(Series of angry squeaks and yaps ring out as I hop around)

I THOUGHT WE WERE ALLIES!!

[tabieeee]

Artfight attack! @askthesmoltitans's Silky in silks!

[lensman-arms-race]

*Bonks into here* Regarding your Y/N (Yuu or Self-Insert). What would their reaction waking up to being a Cam, Speaker, or TV via anomalous means?

I know the series doesn't exactly have Magic but it's fun to think about lol.

(P.S I love your writing)

Probably somewhat pissed off, I would think. The human in my stories is meant to be a 'humanity, fuck yeah' type of person - they love the hardware units but they don't want to be one. (Humans are honestly a top-tier animal; I love being one.)

If the alliance had transfigured them to prevent them dying, they would be grateful to not be dead (and appreciative of the amazing effort and skill to graft a hardware head onto a meat body with continuation of consciousness!). Part of them would be slightly resentful (but would never voice this to their rescuers) for the same reason that people in the real world choose Do Not Resuscitate - some people have the view 'if I'm dead, I'm dead; don't prolong my suffering.'

If it was by apparent magical anomaly, they would probably assume it was some skibidi trickery and be very wary. (They might now be immune to being transformed into a skibidi toilet, but now they're vulnerable to being possessed by the little zappy toilets!)

If they became a cam, there would probably be the least amount of adjustment needed; cams seem to see and hear much the same as humans do. They'd miss being able to vocalise, though. Being a speaker would probably be the hardest adjustment, because they can't see. If the human wasn't already blind, it would be hard to adjust to echolocation (the human isn't blind in my writing, but real people can become blind for many reasons). TV would probably be somewhere in the middle - I think they can see but in a different spectrum of colours. They also seem to be more limited in their vocalisations. Gaining a teleport would be pretty sweet, though. Maybe that would almost make it worth it.

(Thank you!)

[lavendertvgirl]

Don't worry about it too much, @seymourssecondchance is pretty chill, they're also @askthesmoltitans. Perhaps a Halloween interaction?

okay, I’ll consider it