#asksmuttytheseus

[nootnootandthesaurusscamander]

My Tumblr Crushes:

realpercivalgraves

asksmuttytheseus

justjensenanddean

anirishman

loveisforchildren-percivalgraves

tolcveistodestrcy

headhealerofmacusa

argent-graves-deactivated201706

lilith-luma-graves

[theamericanjewitch]

So without having realized... I have over 200 followers now! Here’s my follow forever! <3 I love all of you so very very much! Thank you for writing with me, supporting me, and just being wonderful.

(And yes the image is of me in my cosplay)

My Main Babes That I Adore:

Newt- @amagizoologistscase @nothereforpuffskeins @creatureprotector @rolcplaycr

Graves - @thegravemistergraves @macusa-directorofmagicalsecurity

Queenie - @chimeriicals @heartsandmiinds

Credence - @credenceshadow @salemscn

Gellert - @allforthegreatergood @tolcveistodestrcy

Theseus - @asksmuttytheseus  

Picquery - @macusamadampresident 

Charlie - @dragonologistic  

Sirius - @siiriusblxck 

My Other Babes That I Adore:

@dontlikethingsloose @gravesofthepast @mybrothersavenger @my12percentofamoment @miistergraves @warheroics ​ @soulfulauror

People I Love Following:

 @pieorstrudel @ofmanyworlds @musicidesquad @lcgilimens @derangedxwitch @piousboy @mistressofthemanor @masterofthemanor @mummyshere @earhumored @sainthumored @nevvtscannander @wcndless @beltbeaten  @butwemadethemcocoa  @nomaj-noproblem

People I love Following (Non-RP Blogs):

@fennethianell @helveticaes @teacup-occamy @katiehavok @pinkdiamonddolphin

People I Adore Following And Want to RP With:

@prctettcre @bittenchildremus @yourneighbourjerry @shriekingshxck @fantasticbaker @adurostum @directorofmagicalsecuritymacusa @qualitybakedgoods

Unrepentent Guilty Pleasure Blogs:

@sam-the-obliviator @fantastic-beasts-smut @vintagedominant

People I Admire and Am Intimidated By Because Of Their Quality Blogs/Writing (And would be honored if ever given the chance to rp with):

@neverparted @kingxfmischief @smaugiiisms @missperegcine @slitgraves @picqucry @braverytaught

[rosalyn-mclaird-blog]

All @asksmuttytheseus posts about German have got me wondering. Just how many of you guys speak a language other than english? Either as a first or second language?

[directorofmagicalsecuritymacusa]

well well well. seems like you pissed off dear theseus.

Unfortunately yes. It was never my intention to hurt him. I simply misspoke and I have already apologised. I do hope I hear from him again soon. I have left my floo open. Just in case he wants to stop by. @asksmuttytheseus 

[auror-nicole]

Rules- Tag ten people
Tagged by: @-bennette @timid-macusa-secretary
Tagging: @ask-percy-graves @aurorcolinfarrell @lucylovesbeasts @directorpgraves @thewitchsdressshop @lilith-luma-graves @asksmuttytheseus @asktina @scamander-newton @asktheseusscamander Muse:
Name: Nicole
Nickname: Nic, Nicky
Zodiac Sign: 
Gender: female
Favorite Color: Grey
Average Hours of Sleep: 2-4
Last Thing You Googled: Google, that's a fun word. What is a google? Height: 5'1 Mun:
Name: Alyssa
Nickname: It's really embarrassing but my family calls me Stink
Zodiac Sign: Gemini/Cancer cusp
Gender: Female
Favorite Color: Yellow (with an appreciation for all colors)
Average Hours of Sleep: Lol what's that. (2-6)
Last Thing You Googled: 90s grunge makeup tutorial

[nootnootandthesaurusscamander]

((GREEN | BLUE | PERIWINKLE | MAUVE | BLUSH | FUCHSIA | COPPER | VERMILION | LAVENDER | RAZZMATAZZ | SAFFRON | TIMBERWOLF | FALLOW | TANGERINE | SAGE | CHARTREUSE | BURGUNDY))

GREEN = I think you’re cute.BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.

PERIWINKLE = You make me laughMAUVE = You are really talented

BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better.

FUCHSIA = Your blog content is goldCOPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it)VERMILION = You make me feel passionate

LAVENDER = You inspire me

RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you

SAFFRON = I love your ideasTIMBERWOLF = I trust you

FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you

TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic

SAGE = You make me cry

CHARTREUSE = You’re my homieBURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you

*Silently hugs you and never lets you go.* I honestly don’t know what to say, I’d love to share favorite foods and run through the Northern wilderness barefoot though, let’s do that.

My homie, my brother, my other third @realpercivalgraves)

I love you so much sweetie

[theamericanjewitch]

Different men make different types of fathers.

Newt would be the sort of father who is always amazed by his children. The fact that they were brought into this world partially because if him is a miracle. And he adores them from the instant he lays eyes upon that precious little infant. @amagizoologistscase

Theseus would be a very hands on father, fiercely protective, but also allowing a certain level of independence. He would enjoy teaching them all sorts of new tricks and games. No one messes with his kids or his family. @asksmuttytheseus

Gellert is a sweet and adoring Papa to his soulmates children. He tells them all sorts of fantastic stories, and treats them like absolute royalty. The kids treat him as much as a parent as Graves and Tina, because he is their father in spirit, heart, and soul. @allforthegreatergood

Percival may seem like a distant parental figure but that’s far from the case. One of the few people that can bring a smile or laughter from him is his children. He is warm and affectionate, gentle yet able to be stern and disapproving should the situation call for it. Needless to say he adores his children to the ends of the world and back. @thegravemistergraves @macusa-directorofmagicalsecurity

[nootnootandthesaurusscamander]

Double the trouble || Closed with asksmuttytheseus

@asksmuttytheseus

The wizarding world itself was absolutely bonkers even on the best of days. Divination, time travel, magical beasts of all shapes and sizes. And yet.. He’d never quite been through anything of this caliber of crazy. 

He’d woken up in a random place in London, which had looked completely normal to him at first and made his way downtown. There were a few things that seemed off on second glance, but nothing too out of the ordinary. He supposed it was an effect of interdimensional travel. Why the hell had he signed up for this again? He couldn’t really recall it to be honest.

Thes sighed softly, running a hand through his strawberry blond hair as he rounded a corner and walked into someone. “Sorry, didn’t see you there..” 

He looked at the stranger and had to do a double take. He seemed familiar in some way, especially the eyes. Except he’d never seen him in his life and aside from the hair color, height and build he didn’t seem to share other characteristics with him. “Do I know you?”

[nootnootandthesaurusscamander]

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[nootnootandthesaurusscamander]

((Ship thingy: Theseuscest (or whatever Theseus/Theseus will be called xD)))

Send me a ship and I’ll rate it

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying /i will ship them in hell

[nootnootandthesaurusscamander]

Theseus walked over to give Thes a bone crushing hug. "Hey, you are doing alright. It will be fine. Everything will be fine. C'mon, I'll make you tea," he soothed and guided the other man to the couch, sitting down with him, before he summoned two cups of tea. ((No starter, just a little thingy to make the poor bean feel better. :3))

((Thank you dear

[nootnootandthesaurusscamander]

((Masturbation: 1. to 9. (for both, please?)))

1. Do you masturbate? 

Theseus: Yes...

Newt: Yes, of course it’s a very natural thing to do.

2. How old were you when you first masturbated?

Theseus: About twelve? Why do you want to know these things?

Newt: I think I honestly started around eleven or so.

3. How often do you masturbate?

Theseus: That’s none of your business!

Newt: Depends on where I am really, sometimes once day, sometimes once a week. Varies greatly.

4. When is the last time you masturbated?

Theseus: I’m not answering this.

Newt: Yesterday actually.

5. Do you masturbate to any stimulus?

Theseus: What are you, some kind of pervert?

Newt: I mean I don’t need to, but I do like to look at pictures of men and women alike. Or just plain fantasy works too.

6. What do you think about?

Theseus: I certainly do not think of any kind of man, that is preposterous. Also it’s none of your business.

Newt: I like thinking about Mister Graves, honestly. He’s a very handsome man and I would love to spend an evening with him, the real Mister Graves might I add.

7. What is the last thing you thought of or masturbated to?

Theseus: It certainly wasn’t Percy...

Newt: The last thing? I think that was to some photographs I found in an adult magazine. Lovely lady that one.

8.Have you walked in on or caught someone masturbating? 

Theseus: Unfortunately...

Newt: I’ve walked in on Theseus multiple times, he really should learn to properly lock his door.

9.Have someone ever walked in on or caught you masturbating?

Theseus: Newt’s caught me a few times...

Newt: I think Theseus caught me once, poor man turned red and fled the house for an entire hour.

[theamericanjewitch]

NEW PLAN REGARDING REPLIES!!!

The main threads that I will post my replies immediately are the following:

1) GoldGramander Soulmates AU - @amagizoologistscase and @thegravemistergraves

2) Unspoken Tension - @percival-grave-s

3) Omega To His Alpha - @asksmuttytheseus

4) Birth of Child - @amagizoologistscase

5) Family Visit - @thegravemistergraves

6) Soulmates - @dragonologistic

7) First Date - @tolcveistodestrcy

8) Second Chances - @credenceshadow

9) Anything with @allforthegreatergood

10) Thread with @neverparted

All other threads will be Queued up instead. Because I’m slowly dying under the weight of 50+ threads.

[theamericanjewitch]

((My url, pls? :3))

SEND A URL AND I WILL ANSWER THE FOLLOWING;

Do I Follow Them?: Uh. Fuck yeah.Why Did I Follow Them?: Have you seen their blog? Cause if not… you best go remedy that ASAP.Do We Role Play?: Thank god. And I’m grateful everyday for that.Do I Want To Role Play With Them: Always. I’m in love with their writing.An AU Idea For Our Muses: Vampire. I would sign up for a vampire thread with Thes and Tina *happy sigh*A Song For Our Muses: So I’ve got 2 different songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWlMSjAZOzk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNUg5j7tr0Do I Ship Our Muses?: Oh hell yes. What I Think About The Mun:They are so genuinely talented with the written word, and they are so honest and down to earth. I sincerely enjoy each conversation with them, if it’s possible to adore someone you’ve never seen or even know their real name…. then I positively ADORE the mun. It’s impossible not to.Overall Opinion: Definitely a friend I hope to keep around regardless of roleplaying.Blog Rate: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

[nootnootandthesaurusscamander]

Theseus Scamander (double-universe-thingy)

Would i kiss them?Heck yeah! | Yes! | Sure. | Depends. | Eh.. | No! | Heck no!

Would i date them?Heck yeah! | Yes! | Sure. | Depends. | Eh.. | No! | Heck no!

Are they important to me?The most important! | Very important! | They’re my friend. | They’re my acquaintance. | I know them. | I don’t know them. | I hate them.

How far would i go for them?I’d die for them! | I’d take a bullet for them! | I’d do what i could. | I’d make an effort. | I’d try. | I wouldn’t go to the corner store for them. | I wouldn’t get off my couch for them.

Would i help them in their time of need?Heck yeah! | Yes! | Sure. | Depends. | Eh.. | No! | Heck no!

[theamericanjewitch]

Sometimes I think of how lucky I am to have the rp partners that I do and I just....