#askey ask :3

[thegengarprincess]

Big big thanks to you as well for the work you and maca put out. The sparklative moodboards are right up my aesthetic, i love it colourful and bright. Colours make my brain go wooooosh and weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. 💛💛💛💛💛💛😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

YWW JAY N TYSMM 4 ALL THE COMPLIMENTS!!🥹💓 anything sparklative N bright colours are so !!!!!!!!!!!!! N I love incorporating that into my moodboards 🥰🥰🥰🥰,it also tends 2 make my brain go boing boing N wooooooooooooooosh.XDD

~•,^*.< JURE BEAM GO!! >:DD

[fusulyesheep]

Alphyyyyys

THANK YOU FOR SENDING HERR

First impression: Okay, for real? I was so angry at her. Not because of the amalgamates, my first contact with Undertale was in 2017 with a neutral route gameplay. I didn't even know about them, and I wasn't the one playing, but I felt SO BETRAYED when Mettaton told us she was lying and the puzzles and traps were activated by her. Like. I COULD FEEL MY BLOOD BOILING

But before this I thought she was so neat, the nicest character so far, that's why it hurt more

Impression now: SHE IS THE BEST AND I LOVE HER WITH ALL MY SOUL

She has become one of my favorite Undertale characters and there's not a single thing about her I dislike. Her flaws make her character arc so good. She is a nerd and a bissexual disaster and also so sweet. This rage I felt when she told the truth actually makes her character better... Oh My God Alphys

Favorite moment: I will go and say when she is introduced because I was actually scared, but it was just an anxious lizard

Idea for a story: I have this loose idea of making a story about Alphys' life before becoming the Royal Scientist and getting involved with whatever tf Gaster has going on with manlets, also depicting her friendship with Bratty&Catty, Mettaton, and Sans, the way I headcanon them. Is my new year resolution so I think I will need to fight procrastination in 2022

Unpopular opinion: I don't know if I have one?? One think I don't see people discussing that much is that Alphys is a really sweet person- Like, I know she was lying a lot there, but she always act so cute

And them there's these times she gets confident and it's hilarious LOL

Favorite relationship: Don't Put Me In a Hard Place Here

I don't have any idea, honestly. I could explore so much with all her relationships. She is a wonderful character. I will say the one I think the most about is her friendship with Sans, but this is just because I love Sans too- Alphys fanfics have so much potencial

Favorite headcanon: She has dated Sans and is completely ashamed of this. It was nothing serious, she was young and dumb at the time. It helped her figure out a lot of things about herself and it was also pretty fun!! But... c'mon. Is sans. Like.

Sans For Real.

SHE ISN'T TELLING ANYBODY SHE REFUSES LMAO

They tease each other about it sometimes tho :]

[hartro-owns-my-heart-ro]

Wooden overcoats, for the blorbo ask game?? :) (plus any other fandom you'd like!)

blorbo: antigone my everything my autism best female character of the ever everybody clap and cheer or im sinking this whole island

scrunkly: i honestly don’t get exactly baby feelings from any of the characters but rudyard comes close in more of a little victorian man with a night cap and oil lamp kind of way. if i were a christmas ghost i would probably be nice to him about it

scrimblo bimblo: worlds best mousie madeline :3

glup: marlena and also bijou because i go gaga heart eyes for circus women <33

meow meow/horse plinko: I like when eric is pathetic and having a bad day it’s a fun little change. equally tho nothing is better than the funn twins being pathetic little plinkos they are just very well suited for it

eeby deeby: mr askey. see you in hell you stupid gym teacher >:)

[ck2k18]

What is your most popular fic?

3. What’s a fic idea that you have but haven’t written yet?

Askey ask :3

The ask game

1. "No Need for Jealousy" is my most popular.

3. The benefit to having more ideas than I can write is that this question also has multiple answers :). I have an idea for an enby Adrien fic. Technically it's half written, but it's not done ore posted so I think it counts.

Thanks for the ask! <3

[monstersqueen]

Piffling Vale <3 , S1E01 - The Bane of Rudyard

JERRY: (OFF) You’re ruining everything!

Jerry's first appearance. I hate him already.

Rudyard meanwhile is being is usual unpleasant self. i don't give a fuck i'm still on his side.

Anyway back then the relationship between him and georgie was far more boss-employee like.

WAVERING: Oh now, now come on, everyone, stay calm – Jerry, put that shovel down!

....apparently JERRY should have been the first suspect in case of attempted murder.

GEORGIE: Do you think we’ll ever have a quiet funeral? RUDYARD: Asking for the impossible never helped anyone. GEORGIE: People smiling and swapping funny memories... I’m just not sure that every funeral should end in violent conflict.

ah the chapman approach to funerals. not that much better than the one that ends up in violent conflict, all things considered.

Rudyard, for the very last time: they don’t want chaos, they don’t want stress, and they don’t want a relative dead before the first has even been buried!

yes, but do they want a party ? of course not. a very good one might make them forget it's not what they want, but it still won't be.

ERIC: Terrific name. I suppose you put the Funn in Funerals? (POLITE CHUCKLE) RUDYARD: (BEAT) No, of course we don’t. (BEAT) That’s obscene.

indeed. why would you.

(...don't answer that it'll make me cry over eric chapman)

RUDYARD: (BORED, AS IF USHERING ERIC OUT) And I’m sure you were impressed with what you saw, Mr Chapman, but we really are frightfully- ERIC: Actually, I wasn’t entirely sure it came off.

ok i'm going to borrow words from elementary students everywhere but : chapman started it !

(can't help but think about him in the finale going "i know what i've put you through and i won't do it again" and like. the character development! like first time around i didn't really feel like he was provoking them - just honestly thinking they could be two funeral home in the village and there'd be no problem - but this time it really feels like he was provoking them.

of course thinking about it i. don't think he was thinking that far. he just wanted - needed - to start a funeral home and wasn't thinking about the consequences for the funns.)

ERIC: Georgie. GEORGIE: See you later-

i had completely forgotten that georgie DIDN'T hate chapman on sight. will come later. neither does rudyard in fact! antigone is the one who immediately clocks him as a threat. despite the overwhelming one sided attraction.

honestly rudyard is. far from being awful to chapman this episode ? i don't find the way he acts out of line considering that. chapman IS setting himself as competition and threatening their livehood.

RUDYARD: Well. If he thinks I’m going to buy him a light ale, he’s very much mistaken.

[...]

RUDYARD: I can’t think of a scenario where I would buy someone a light ale.

Hm. i find myself wanting to check the last episode(s) for rudyard offering a light ale.

ANTIGONE: Rudyard! You’re talking to that mouse again, aren’t you? RUDYARD: Her name is Madeleine. ANTIGONE: It’s not normal.

aww this too will get better.

in the meantime antigone you are SO RUDE

ANTIGONE: Rudyard, for the first time in our lives we’ve actually got competition, which means we could really do with having some friends – so could you get out there and make some?!

i dont know antigone could you ? not to make light of your anxiety but despite it out of the two of you i don't think this a task more suited to rudyard.

....:((( i love the twins.

Before you judge Rudyard too harshly at his delight at an old man’s demise, I should tell you that Mr. Askey was Rudyard’s old P.E. teacher at school, so his delight is almost entirely justified.

actually given what we've seen of rudyard's high school years there's no "almost" about it.

Thank you, Nurse. I think we’ll collect him first thing tomorrow. Anyway, must run – good to see you Rudyard, Georgie! Enjoy yourselves!

anyway that's what he does the whole episode : come in, announces bad news for the fun that are also good news for him, and then run off without letting them the time to react.

like i said rudyard is nowhere near as awful to him as i'd expect. he just doesn't have the opportunity for it.

of course eric doesn't stay to interact, thinking about it. he's way too of in his running away from his grief to actually look at his effect on people around him, isn't he?

RUDYARD: (YELLS. BEAT. GETS BREATH BACK) Oh. It’s you. (BEAT) Did a fair job, I hear. Congratulations. (BEAT) Don’t think it’s always like this. They won’t hand it you to on a plate, you know. They won’t do that. This is very much the exception. (BEAT) Well? What? (BEAT) What? (BEAT) You can talk, can’t you? (BEAT) Well say something! ERIC: (BEAT) Rudyard... Have a nice evening.

like i said, rudyard's reaction is. not actually over the top for what's happening.

(not yet anyway)

anyway what i mean is that eric's got no right to his reaction of 'i'll take the higher ground and not engage with that man looking for a fight when i've done nothing wrong ! i haven't wronged him at all!'

dude given the effects of your actions on his life - unintentional, accidental or whatever - he's actually. Quite calm and mesured about it. For now :D

all that go out of the window next episode. of course :D

[werewolfpunani]

50 Questions You’ve Never Been Asked Before

ty @firefliesinhollywood for the tag!

1. What is the colour of your hairbrush?

red, black and white. 

2. A food you never eat?

cauliflower cheese. i don’t know who’s idea it was to turn two beautiful things into such an abomination. i just CANNOT. X-X

3. Are you typically too warm or too cold?

outside = too cold, in my bed = too warm. otherwise i’m fine.

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

playing with a kiddie make up set with my little sister. she’s 15 and i’m 17. we’re shameless.

5. What is your favourite candy bar?

squares. 

6. Have you ever been to a professional sports event?

no. sport’s not my vibe.

7. What is the last thing you said out loud?

“famalam” (said in the same rhythm as “man alive”)

8. What is your favourite ice cream?

vanila with askeys strawberry sauce.

9. What was the last thing you to drink?

tap water.

10. Do you like your wallet?

don’t have one. my jacket’s got a chest pocket since i got it in the men’s section. i like that.

11. What was the last thing you ate?

smarties

12. Did you buy any new clothes last weekend?

i wish. :(

13. The last sporting event you watched?

2012 London Olympics opening ceremony. it was amazing. we recorded it on vhs.

14.What is your favourite flavor of popcorn?

salted when fresh, sweet when in brixton.

15. Who was the last person you sent a text message to?

my ex girlfriend.

16. Ever go camping?

haha. no. never have, never will.

17. Do you take vitamins?

yh. i take vitamin d coz i’m deficient and my grandma’s got me on a, c and e to boost my immune system.

18. Do you go to church every Sunday?

no, we used to go sometimes. it was fun. now my grandma goes occasionally to socialise.

19. Do you have a tan?

well, i’m mix race so i’m naturally brown. i tan well tho.

20. Do you prefer Chinese food or pizza?

pizza.

21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?

with in restaurants, without everywhere else.

22.What colour socks do you usually wear?

white with 2 black stripes for school, black ankle socks for casual.

23. Do you ever drive above the speed limit?

i take the bus.

24. What terrifies you?

isolation. it drives me crazy. there’s nothing more tortuous than doubting your own sanity and reality because people refuse to interact with you. it’s horrific.

25. Look to your left, what do you see?

my bedroom wall.

26. What chore do you hate?

tidying under my bed/wardrobe.

27. What do you think of when you hear an Australian Accent?

“you’re not kylie, shut up.”

28. What’s your favourite soda?

imported fanta. that real fanta that almost glows orange.

29. Do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

straight to the counter for a double cheese burger and a regular coke classic. 

30. Favourite cut of beef?

i dunno.

31. Who’s the last person you talked to?

my sister. i asked her if she’d seen my ipod cable.

32. Last Song you listened to?

soon by my bloody valentine. i’ve been on a shoegaze/dream pop vibe recently. i didn’t like mbv before but loveless is pretty good.

33. Last Book you read?

does my sociology textbook count? it’s been too long since i’ve been to the library.

34. Favourite Day of the week?

saturday. i get up when i want, go to sleep when i want, and do whatever i want to do inbetween.

35. Can you say the alphabet backwards?

no.

36. How do you like your coffee?

i don’t. i’m a summer fruits infusion kind of girl.

37. Favourite pair of shoes?

my old black platform trainers with the black diamantes and the blue stitching up the side from when i repaired them myself.

38. At what time do you normally go to bed?

somewhere between 1am and sunrise.

39. At what time do you normally get up?

after 2pm.

40. Do you prefer sunrise or sunsets?

sunsets.

41. How many blankets are on your bed?

one. am i meant to have more?

42. Describe your kitchen plates?

none of them match.

43. Do you have a favourite alcoholic beverage?

no. alcohol should be abolished.

44. Do you play cards?

only with my uncle and sometimes my sister. i can’t play uno.

45. What colour is your car?

it’s red. it’s a london bus. specifically the 250.

46. Can you change a tire?

no.

47. What is your favourite state/providence?

england is my city.

48. Favourite job you’ve ever had?

when i was in year 8 i became a laundress while i was on house confinement. i washed blazers and they paid me in fredos and rubber ducks.

49. How did you get your biggest scar?

i don’t have one big scar but my legs are basically an exhibition of the many times i fell over or was pushed to the ground as a kid.

50. What did you do today that made someone else happy?

i got my sister a 6-pack of pepsi max cherry from poundland.

tagging @accurzed, @raveneil, @wizardo-0, @sakurayuki12 and @phinambrose.

[rabenzahl]

The CoH (Covenant of Hekate) & *Money*, note by Sorita d'Este

The CoH (Covenant of Hekate) & *Money*

I am writing to you all this morning as there are seemingly some unfounded rumours going around that myself or other members here are 'making money' from the Covenant of Hekate, or otherwise profiting. I am more than puzzled by this rumour. I am actually concerned, because I have never asked members for money, and neither has anyone else to my knowledge!

In summary:

> No-one is paying for Noumenia News (the newsletter, freely available to subscribers or on the website), no-one is earning money from it. Everyone involved are volunteers.

> No-one is paying to be a member of the Covenant of Hekate, no-one is earning money from it. Everyone involved are volunteers.

> The newly introduced advertising on the website, aimed at seeing if this would be a way of covering website fees has earned less than £2.50 in the last 3 months. There was a one-off donation from an early member of 50Euro which paid for 2010 /2011. I have, otherwise, paid for it myself.

> IF (for whatever reason!) we need to raise money in the future, we will do specific appeals. We have never done this in the past.

Devotional Anthologies:

The Hekate related devotional anthologies I produced in the past were created before the Covenant of Hekate. I agreed with the contributors that, after the initial expenses of producing it were covered, that any royalties earned from it would be donated to animal charities, or put towards Hekate-related projects. It has, for example, been used to purchase Goddess-Icons for individuals facilitating group gatherings for others (not just inside the CoH, as this was not a CoH project - but including the CoH).The royalties for the year ended June 2018 will be donated to the temple building project in Bulgaria (non-CoH), for example.

Askei Kataskei will be produced in print for the first time later this year, on request from members. This project has had careful consideration, and has been planned to cover the cost of production, complimentary copies for each of the contributors (including P&P) and something towards the time of the Editor. These things are really not as commercial as they appear to be, they cost a lot of money to set up, a lot of time and a lot of patience - it took about 2-3 years for Hekate: Her Sacred Fires to reach "break-even" after the initial costs - and that is an anthology generally considered to be successful.

Summary:

If you believe that someone has asked you for money in the context of the Covenant of Hekate, please write with details to hekatecovenant@gmail.com so that the Admins can look into what happened.

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[thegengarprincess]

It's your birthday? HAPPY GENGAR DAY THAN!

HUNTERRRR

XDDD!!!!! Tysmm 4 ✨the boys(Tm)✨ spam N it is indeed GENGAR DAY!!!🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

👾🔪🍰<——— U get cake 2 <3

[thegengarprincess]

shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. then copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals <3 (no pressure ofc)

It has been done :33

[thegengarprincess]

Hey darling, I just wanted to tell you, gay marriage IS legal in Slovenia, as well as adoption for same sex couples!

Welp ya learn smh new everyday,Tysm 4 telling me N I’ll go fix that right away!! <33333