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[combthecombel]

Sorry about the lack of art this weekend!

I had other shit to do! 

Here, have a thing from my old and dead MLP:FIM ask blog @ask-rocko-the-diamond-dog!

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October 22 2019 12:22 PM

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Trash Or Nawl: The 10 trash albums of the year

Welcome to Trash Or Nawl, a weekly column to help you weed through the Internet Muck. To do that, I’ll be breaking it down to a helpful binary: Is something trash? Or nawl? Topics here will involve sports and whatever else the hell I say is sports or sports adjacent. I’ll do my best to make sense of what's going on each week, but the thing to remember is no matter what I say, most of these things are still trash.

You might say this is simplistic, and hell yeah it is. This is how I make sense of the chaos. Professional grade hating restores power to my powerless stupid fan hands. I give a middle finger because I've given up clapping.

Trash or Nawl criteria: We will pick a topic. We will breakdown why or why it isn't trash. You can agree, you can comment or tweet your disagreements. Or we can fight. Really, it's up to you.

Good morning, hopefully y’all are hungover too. Today on a special edition of Trash Or Nawl, I’m finna discuss why y’all decided to make and praise these garbage ass albums. A lot of the blogs kept saying these tapes were fire, so we found out. Please enjoy this rare moment of where I put my Diddy hat and matching fur on.

“The inability to tell the difference between good pop and trash pop is the sign of a music philistine.” — My editor, Nate Scott.

With that in mind, I’m bout to fry tf outta all of the music Nate likes. [Editor’s Note: I don’t even like two-thirds of these albums and I’m not sure why I’m allowing this article to run, but whatever. Happy Holidays everyone.]

Lorde — Melodrama

I’m so muhfuckin tired of you internet people tellin me that Lorde, who basically only makes music that belongs on FIFA video game soundtracks, is making good music. This is some bullshit. Last night, I thought I was bangin out some whiskeys and was ready to party and tried out this wannabe Avatar background music. Woke up in a daze, night ruined.

And don’t you give me that “you a hating ass asshole I love Lorde” bullshit. I was gettin busy when “Royals” came out just like you were. And then whatever the hell “Green Light” is came on and ruined it. Lorde gon’ stop whisper singin’ on these tracks.

[Editor’s Note: This is one of the albums on this list that is objectively Good, and you need to understand that Tyler is just doing this to get a rise out of me and you.]

Also idk who told Lorde that this pop art album cover was litty, because this some diet Pablo Picasso ass shit. Ain’t fuckin wit it.

Haim — Something To Tell You

What the actual fuck is this? Most of these artists also just sound the same: like some weird version of whatever ‘80s movies made for white people were. Like, this easily coulda been the opening music for Pretty Woman. “Want You Back” doesn’t even make sense to me. Do you have a fear of forgiveness? Are you too proud? Are you blaming yourself?

We gotta stop telling our kids in grade school they can do anything they set their minds to because then we get shit like this. Seriously tho. I’m tired of the re-incarnation of Hall & Oates making pop music. I listened to “Founded It in Silence” five times by accident before I realized it was playing and not just my heater making noise.

Feist — Pleasure

Before “Pleasure” finally came on, I thought I got an album that didn’t have any music on it. Then when the song started and I spent the next minute not knowing what was actually said. The guitar was dope tho. Can’t hate on that. That fuckin guitar was dope as hell. But if I actually hear the word “pleasure” anymore in the way I have on this album that makes me think I’m in a Brooklyn dive bar with some round glasses ass hipsters wit they stupid turtle faces, I’m finna fight someone.

This album makes me feel like I’ve taken a lot of acid. I’ve never even had acid. Someone send me acid so I can know how I’m supposed to feel for listening to this album. [Editor’s Note: Please do not do this.] But, still. Can’t lie. This guitar is real real dope. Especially on “I Wish I Didn’t Miss You” but that ain’t gonna cut it, fam.

Charly Bliss — Guppy

I can fucks with a lil bit of some good rock music. But this fake ass Paramount [Editor’s Note: I think he meant Paramore but it’s a lot funnier as Paramount so I’m leaving it] sounding ass band wasn’t poppin. The drums was litty tho. New Indie Rock loves to do this thing where it remakes music that was born in the 80s but also the 90s now too. I felt like this coulda been played in Bring It On when Kirsten Dunst was hype because some bro made her a mixtape with his I’m Really Doing Something In Life struggle stubble. Also: Go Clovers.

Guppy wasn’t as bad as Lorde and Haim and Feist, but I just felt like someone was crying to me for 30 minutes. It also isn’t Future, Kendrick, SZA, John Legend, Migos, Badu or anything resembling it. Shit. This ain’t eem Plain White T’s “Hey There Delilah” level litty. [Editor’s Note: (Long, sustained sigh)] This ain’t making me pick up a guitar. Yeen head noddin to this. I can’t keep lettin y’all whine on a track and say you waxin poetic. I fuckin refuse. Empire wouldn’t even play this on they show.

Jason Isbell — The Nashville Sound

This is purely here because in a world where we’ve decided we ain’t fuckin with blatant white supremacy and nationalism (lol, this won’t last), I am triggered by a song titled “The Last Of My Kind.” Also, Isbell getting mad because folks laughed at him in college as a justification for this song is highkey highkey highkey the same reason people comment on Breitbart.

Photo by Rick Diamond/Getty Images for Country Music Hall Of Fame & Museum

He also made a song called “White Man’s World,” which, lol, y’all never really need to keep asking why folks don’t listen to country if this what y’all keep giving us. #WokeSZN #Resist #DumpTrump

[Editor’s Note: All the sportswriters of the world who are obsessed with this dude, please know that I had nothing to do with this section. Jason Isbell is great. Jason Isbell is the best. The Beatles? Beethoven? Fuck em. There is no one better than Jason Isbell, except maybe Bruce Springsteen, who I think you all also love for whatever reason. Please, for the love of god, don’t yell at me on Twitter.]

Margo Price — All American Made

A lot of you On The Internet Money Makin Whites love Margo Price. So because of that (and because OG Willie Nelson was making an appearance) I turned this on expecting non-pretentious and pompous ass country bangers I am accustomed to. Y’all told me this. Y’all told me she was the shit.

Welp.

Somebody call Deputy Raylan Givens and whip up that good wild west bullshit because Margo sound like the soundtrack to Justified. Margo dropped some bars that say “a little pain never hurt anyone” which is a whole lie because I promise you I was reeling from this weak shit.

OG Willie was dope tho. Don’t worry about that.

Taylor Swift — Reputation

Y’all knew this was gone be here.

First of all: IF CARDI B WASHED YO MIDDLE OF PENNSYLVANIA ASS ON THE CHARTS THEN YOU SHOULDA KNOWN WE FINNA GET THAT ASS UP OUTTA HERE BOI.

**re-adjusts collar**

I’m sad Future had to be dragged onto this album, but I know he owe Rocko a few Brinks trucks so I understand. I don’t know what Taylor keeps doing with these albums, tho. She’s always gonna get a few body rolls from me just because Future was featured here on some childish ass beats. But, y’all can’t expect me to think it’s pawpin for Tay Tay in the year of our lord 2017.

Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images

The New York Times, however, wants you to know this was super hot fire. Smh.

Katy Perry — Witness

Listen dog. I used to get it EXTREMELY LIT at high school mixers to some Katy Perry. Ain’t nobody gonna ever tell me Katy Perry wasn’t the white T-Pain at one point in my life. Left Shark is the hero this world needed at a time we didn’t know it. But the song “Swish Swish” which includes a line saying “Swish Swish Bish” featuring Nicki Minaj is one of the worst things created in a year full of some of the worst things ever.

The thing I didn’t expect: Nicki Minaj was actually the second-best thing about as much of this album as I was able to tolerate. Quavo yelling “KATY PERRY,” harmonizing with her in autotune, rapping many random “ayes,” yelling his own name, and randomly saying “Bon Appetit” on “Bon Appetit” is the best thing. [Editor’s Note: This is actually correct.] I need you to notice, the good things here have nothing to do with the person who made the music. If Space Jam and an elevator had a child and it grew to become a singer, it would make this album.

Macklemore — Gemini

Skylar Grey SANG her ass owf on this tape for “Glorious.” But Macklemore following up her vocals with “I’m feelin glorious, the crib lookin Victorian, you know we been goin in, since we hopped out that Dolorean, I’m gone, things are just things, they don’t make you who you are, can’t pack up a UHaul and take it wit you when you gone, we posted on the porch my family glasses to the stars, my grandma smiling down on me like OUU THAT BOY GOT BARS” is the most sickening thing I’ve ever had to take part in.

I don’t know if I’m more mad that another Macklemore album came out or the people who keep letting Macklemore let another Macklemore album come out. The sad part is: Macklemore actually gets some really fire ass beats. But we keep getting some fake ass Eminem verses because nobody gonna tell Macklemore either 1) he can’t rap that well or 2) he can’t rap that well about happy go lucky shit all the time.

Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images

Mack also steps on Kesha’s angelic vocals on “Good Old Days,” Yachty’s assumed piano playing in “Marmalade,” and Offset’s ad-libs on “Willy Wonka,” which is just unconscionable. Also every single song on this tape except “Ten Million” had a feature. He reverse J. Cole’d himself. What world are we living in.

DJ Khaled & Friends — Grateful

I’m mad at Khaled for several reasons:

I followed him on Snapchat in anticipation to this album

His bit is lowkey tiresome at this point

Asahd is the most handsome baby in the world, which brings envy from my being

The album has 23 songs and is an hour-and-a-half long

The album was no where near any other Khaled bangers out

Khaled hyped this shit up for no good damn reason

That being said, this Khaled tape is probably the best worst tape of the year. “Shining” with Beyonce and her lil’friend is a fun song, and Qween has never made bad music. You’re welcome, Shea Moisture Twitter. “Wild Thoughts” still got me thinking about Havana fwiw even tho Bryson Tiller is the corniest dude alive next to Big Sean. “I’m The One” had me trine buy Bieber Merch and loudly singing said song at many functions. “I Love You So Much” was some cute Disney shit. “On Everything” had me jumpin on people’s couches.

But literally the other 80 percent of the tape is hot ass garbage. Which is super disappointing because a dude with the most Jordans in the world, prettiest baby alive, 18 mansions, superstar friends, and a call log that would envy the Lord hisself should be able to do marginally better than this.

Most times I think Khaled’s music is only good as an audio soporific. Sometimes that’s okay. Not this time. I’ve been deceived. To make up for this: Khaled plz send me some sneakers, Bellaire Rose and Jordan sweatsuits and all will be forgotten. [Editor’s Note: Khaled, don’t do thi... Actually, you know what? Khaled, do this. And throw in a sweatsuit for me.]

We’re good, Khaled. Because at the end of the day: You still better than Lorde.

If you disagree with these verdicts, comment below. As stated earlier, you can agree, comment, tweet through your frustration or fight. Really, it’s up to you.

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Shock Rock

Oh boy! Another dumb little comic thing! :D

Coal thought it would be fun to share his music taste with @ask-crayon-the-homeless-artist.

[gayle-maria]

I got bored and drew I guess you could say an OC for combthecombel's blog ask-rocko-the-diamond-dog. Her name is Rozie and she's a Pug! [hint. Look at her bracelet and the last drawing I posted!] she came out cute!

[combthecombel]

Nostalgia came and kicked me in the head and made me draw Viola and Rodger as ponies for the first time in fuckin ages!

[combthecombel]

Molestia was the first MLP ask-blog I ever followed. (I mean, I guess it wasn’t straight up porn but then came along blogs like little miss rarity and sexy applejack)

So basically...the thing that got me into Tumblr and tbh the MLP fandom eventually was my gosh darn perversion

...

[combthecombel]

came for the little colorful horses, stayed for the amazing mod and neverending improving artstyle

I wonder how many people didn’t decide to stay once I slowly stopped doing MLP stuff....

So far it looks like a big majority decided to stick around which I think is fucking awesome! I really appreciate it! ^^

Also, I certainly agree that i’ve improved a shit-ton since the days of @ask-rocko-the-diamond-dog! 

I always find it really exciting to think about what my art will look like and how much I will improve in the future! It’s one of the many things that keep me going as an artist! I don’t really go out of my way when it comes to improving tho. I just draw like...almost every single day.

 Fun fact: I’m a terrible person to ask for art advice! I might be good at art but I often have no idea what i’m doing. 

Ya know that thing every single artist do when they sketch a body? Ya know with the circles and stuff? 

I never learnt how to do that lol 

also, I don’t think i’ve ever really sat down and followed an actual tutorial cuz I just get bored easily (got that ADD)

ANYWAY This answer turned out longer than needed!

THANKS FOR YOUR CONTINUED SUPPOOOOOORT!

[combthecombel]

It's weird seeing Roger and Viola and knowing what they originally were. Not saying I don't like it. I love it actually, it's awesome seeing the old characters back in new forms that you like more. Just weird knowing where they came from.

Well, just like the rest of the @ask-rocko-the-diamond-dog gang...

They’ve been through many, many changes!

Glad you like their new designs! ^^

Who knows! Maybe i’ll get around to redesigning Rocko himself someday! (tho there’s not much in his design I really wanna change tbh)

[combthecombel]

4,5,6,8,11,15,17,18 and 20 :D

holy moly that’s a lot

🦋 4. Any minor characters that have either taken over or branched off into their own stories?

YEP! Bonnie and Dust are the only two from @ask-rocko-the-diamond-dog who are still around (Janis doesn’t count cuz I made her after I stopped working on Ask Rocko) and I draw Gretchen waaaaay more than Silly Nelly or any other Canter L.O.T character.

Oh, and Wicky is basically the main character of Scrap-A-Geddon now even tho it was originally sopposed to be Nadya.

And Skuella has gone from being some side character on my old NSFW blog to basically being my mascot.

🐲 5. Do you prefer to make human, animal, monster, or _____ characters? Why?

I prefer making animals or monster characters! Not sure why exactly, I just think it’s really fun! ^^

🎨 6. When creating a character, do you come up with the visual concept or the written concept first?

Usually the visual concept. I come up with ideas for the character while I draw them!

💖 8. Is there a character that embodies your good traits, or traits you wish you had?

Almost all of them are a tiny bit based on myself in some way.

✒️ 11. If you have characters that embody certain traits of yours—good or bad—has writing them changed how you view those traits? Has it affected you in any way?

I have nooooo idea! sorry

🌻 15. Which character is your guilty pleasure?

To be honest…probably Skuella! 

Cuz I know she’s not a super deep and complex character and for the most part just a cute sexy character but…I JUST REALLY LIKE CARTOON PIN UP ART AND RED DEMON LADIES OK!!!!????

🔑 17. Which character is the easiest to draw/write?

Probably Nadya!

 She’s pretty easy to draw! 

💎 18. Is there anything you really wish you could do, character-design-wise, that you feel is outside your current skillset? A concept that you wish you could pull off but are uncertain about?

I feel like I gotta improve on body types and head shapes. Other than that i’m not really sure.

🎬 20. Do you ever plan to do anything (comic, animation, etc) with your characters? Or are you just happy to have them?

Well you all know about Scrap-A-Geddon but I’ve had some thoughts of doing an adult comic that is sorta based on the fanfics written by thekingishere123! But before I start thinking of other projects, I should probably get started on the one I already have!

[combthecombel]

I get the feeling I got a good amount of followers who don’t know these delinquents! Basically a couple of years ago I used to have a MLP ask blog! It wasn’t that great, but it was were I got my start so I still really love these losers and looking at this makes me feel haaaaappy!

So for those who still remember the old gang, hope ya like this!

[ask-rocko-the-diamond-dog]

Punk Love

Here, have a this short comic with Roger and Viola being adorable! :)

(btw, the story will be on hold until I feel motivated to continue working on it. Sorry.)

[ask-rocko-the-diamond-dog]

Mod: I’m sorry I haven’t updated in a month! I know this one is a bit short but I hope you like it anyways!  ;A;

[combthecombel]

Here, have some sketches of the next @ask-rocko-the-diamond-dog update!

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Mod: Yay, finally something actually happens!

Btw, special thanks to sleepisfornerds (AKA ask-crayon-the-homeless-artist) for helping with coming up with ideas for this and future updates! :D

This update features anarchyinequestria and askanathema! :)

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Mod: Once again, I’m sorry for the long wait! ;A;