#ask-disco-blog

[rainingcatsandjune]

haha heyy its been a while 😭😭 sorry for the lack of activity here,,, school has been kicking my butt + i've gotten SUPER hyperfixated on disco elysium,,,, BUT THE MOMENT I SAW THE ORIGINAL I KNEW I HAD TO DRAW SAM AS THIS RAHSBBFBDN i seriously need to catch up on the recent audios 😭😭😭 ANYWAY enjoy :)

vvvvv ORIGINAL BELOW vvvvv

shhhhghhshhshhsh youre telling me this ISNT sam??? like????

[daily-orange-character]

Daily Orange Character #116:

Kim Kitsuragi from Disco Elysium!

[the-juditminot]

A store opened up nearby in Jamrock today. It's a burger shop with a very odd amount of choices to put on yours. I got one for lunch with Jean but when we opened ours, it seems our orders were wrong. (Hense the photo of Jean seeing onion and pickle and mustard on his)

We luckily switched sandwiches since he's picky.

[en-garte-au-cafe]

ANNOUNCEMENT:

Following the actions of certain RCM officials, I have decided to delete any previous social media platforms I had made public.

For clients, distributors, and customers, please address any and all further communication regarding the Whirling Cafétéria Franchise to this account.

Thank you.

— L. Garte, Manager

P.S. — Please do not attempt to re-find my personal information. This includes my Jamrock address, middle name, allergies, and shoe size, Officer @lieutenant-hdb. I would appreciate your discretion this time around.

[lt-kim-kitsuragi]

A collection of photos submitted by the community for the 'Life in Jamrock' project.

Thank you everyone for your submissions, these will be in next months local paper along with an article the Post is working on.

-Lt. KK

[eggyolkguzzler]

thoughts on abba?

Uhhh- Pfft, ABBA? Come on, man!

I only listen to manly guy music. Cool music. Like uhhh... Like-... Ultra heavy badass mega alpha workout mix type stuff. Y'know?

*Ahem*

...

[10 minutes later, in Alex's bedroom]

I believe, your new girl turned you down

And they say, she's pushing you around

HOW DOES IT FEEEEEEL

I GUESS IT HURRRRTS YOUR PRIIIIIIIDE

TELL ME MY FRIEND HOW MANY NIIIIIGHTS YOU CRIIIIED

[lieutenant-hdb]

I hope the phone isn't bothering Kim's sleep too much, but I can't sleep

[peachesofteal]

Thank you for Dead Didco

I’m glad you liked it 🩵

[jnr-officer-cuno-here]

Cuno is fucking ready, Cuno's fucking here!

[[I've done it. Cuno ask blog lets fuckin go.]] [[edit: When I (See: Cuno) send an ask I'll finish it with - Detective Cuno ]]

[chbnews]

Please tell the Apollo kids to stop eating glitter

I’ve tried 😔 - Miranda Gardiner 🌱

[askmacktorson]

If Chester told you he was stuck in a time loop and he needed your help to help him break the time loop would he have to convince you or do you have like a thing for that? What if it was Jean, Harry, or someone else?

Well first I'd make sure it was actually Ches, obviously. We've got a plan for that like i said.

If it was Vic or Harry? I don't know. Chester's my priority, I dont see why they'd ask me and not the other.

[harry-du-barry]

Gotta rest my chemistry. ✌️

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

i would kill for your de/isat swaps theyre so good already and i am eating it up. so glad im not the only one who saw the parallels 🔥

Thank you! I have been having an absolute blast drawing them; the parallels are too good to not have fun with it!

[the-juditminot]

[en-garte-au-cafe]

uhh, hi, i'm here to apply for the cook position-- i heard you were hiring? i have no experience but i *do* have a winning personality and a pretty nice apron

This sounds suspiciously like something Lieutenant Double-Yefreitor Harrier du Bois would say. So no.

Unless you would like to submit a legitimate application and not just an anonymous text.

What is wrong with you all.

I genuinely need help or I’m going to lose this place. Good luck finding another RCM-friendly hostel, if this is Officer du Bois. And if it’s not… then please reconsider. Just. Please.

Neutrally,

— L. Garte, Manager

P.S. @lieutenant-hdb was this you? If so, is that one of Sylvie’s left behind aprons you stole? Please give it back.

P. P. S. — If you are looking to quit the RCM, Officer, we could discuss working something out. The Whirling is in a dire situation, business-wise. I would hate to see it go, especially after all you did. To protect it, I mean.

[lt-kim-kitsuragi]

Just a public service announcement.

If you're going to graffiti public property, don't sign it with your real name.

I'd go as far as to say not to graffiti public property at all, but I fear that'd be asking too much.

-Lt. KK