#ask-bow-baldi

[ask-bow-baldi]

R u hooman???

Would a human be able to do THIS?

MMMMMMPPH- *sigh.* Never mind. too tired.

No, I’m not a human!

[ashcanasher]

AAUHHHH MARY THIS IS SO NICE OF YOU SOBBING RIGHT NOW OUGHGHSGHHHHE,,,,, heart heart heart

TO ALL MY FRIENDS,,,, (FROM: MEH)

CUZ I LOVE MY FRIENDS,,,

(AND TO MY GF) (I KNOW WE'RE BOTH MORE THAN FRIENDS, BUT IDC I LOVE HER,,,)

@sillyzali @sunshine-cat @yuki-l0l @mirbjen @finn-brolol4 @nadon-zzz @9yearoldmoldycornbread @lalaaahh @plush-galaxy @frannii666 @mountaindwellingwatcher @howdoispectate @ask-bow-baldi @roboman1k @bwuhguhh @ferretpajamapants @ghduck

[lyranix1201]

I give you a video game, depending on your favourite Nevermore(webcomic) characters:

(and im not explaining why i chose the game with that character......... unlessssssss you ask me nicely 😊. If you don't know or recognise a game, i will gladly give you a quick summary of it and the reasoning behind, why i choose that game specifically for that character. I will answer all of that, if you just ask, so don't be shy🥰)

Lenore: house, the child, life is strange ( the entire series), Alice madness return (and the other alice games from that same franchise), the last of us (the inteir series), Mad father, Little misfortune, Genshin impact, slay the princess, omori, Fran bow and IB.

Annabelle Lee: the child, Doki doki literature club, Mad father, Yandere simulator (I dislike yandeve, actualy I hate him), life is strange (not the entire series, mostly 1° game and the "before the storm"), slay the prince's and IB.

Theo: IB, Omori, life is strange (2° and 3° game), Genshin impact and Undertale.

Duke: Sally face, Cuphead, Detroit become human, Undertale,Minecraft story mode, IB

Eulalie: Ms. Hoppe playhouse, The witches house, Little nightmare, Fran bow, poppy play time.

Berenice: Amanda the adventures, The waking death ( the entire series) (the one with Lee, AJ and Cementine), Bendy and the ink machine.

Pluto: Tailtell, Deltarune, Minecraft story mode, FNAF( the entire series)

Monty: Kindergarten ( 1°, 2° game and the 3°one that comes out soon, but i don't remember when it does.), Among to sleep, choo choo Charles, cult of the lams, Mother, sally face.

Morella: Little misfortune, Cooking companions, cooking mama, Undertale, Miitopia, tomodachi life and Animal crossing.

Ada: the sims, Yandere simulator, Doki doki literature club,

Will: Duck season, that's not my neighbour, Hello neighbour.

Prospero: Stanley parable, Paper please, 60 seconds, Phoenix Wright ace attorney (entire series)

Merry, Mourn, dolly and puppet: Kindergarten and Baldi's basic education (I don't make the rules 🤡. also i love the teacher in nevermore, they are such unique characters.)

(Also did you guys know, that there is going to be a new game of life is strange that follows an older version of max, and not only that it will Release on October 29 of this year. I found out today and I'm so happy. 😊 ).

[sol-consort]

Yeah, hi me again, dragon age girl. Unfortunately I have to tell you that I think I wanna squirt straight on that bald dude's head, even though I'm 128% sure it's gonna end badly because I was watching edits of them (and accidentally spoiled myself I'm pretty sure😐) and they're all angsty so I think he's gonna betray me in some way. But oh well, I love a doomed lovers moment. I can't wait to complain and cry about it later.

"I wanna squirt straight on that bald dude's head" - Anon, 2024.

When I tell you this line alone convinced me to go install the game and try it out because there is no way boiled egg of a man could ever pull this tremendously

And oh.

Oh.

Was I wrong.

I never thought I liked assertive passive-aggressive men until now...damn. The way he so causally takes your hand and does what he does. No explanation. Eggboi kinda hot.

But then, out of the corner of my eye, I glimpsed the most amazing perfect pair of tits to ever exist, and my brain did a complete factory reset.

FORGET BALDIE BASICS I WANT HIM I WANT TO SUCK ON HIS—

God. What a big juicy personality. I bet his heart is just as massive. They're staring at me, I just can't stop looking. Don't ask me what colour anything is idk man his eyes were purple maybe uhhh milk

BUT ALSO...also there is the hot ruggish knight woman whom I want to protect me and carry me to safety in her arms <3 also let me ride her thigh, the armour stays ON during smooch sex.

Lastly, my toxic trait is that I simply cannot play a game without creating the most gorgeous barbie-esque doll of a character. Pretty ladies all around! Brown hair my beloved. I clearly have a type but shhh

LOOK AT HER MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT. My pretty doll! My bratz girlie!! A snotty noble human who's completely ignorant of the way of the world but thinks she knows it all + doesn't want to be here and would rather be back home in her privileged cushy life sipping on margaritas in pool parties, but forced to be the hero against her will. So she pretends to care and says what others want to hear.

I plan for her not to take anything seriously until the realisation of how dire this situation is, all the deaths and tragedies, make her have a change of heart and actually tries to help and save others. Becoming more jaded with time and losing that innocent naivety and arrogance.

Oh and double blade rouge bc dagger go swoosh swoosh aka she doesn't wanna carry a sword (it might break a nail) and never cared much for bows (splinters might make her fingertips calloused) and can't do magic for shit (magic?? HERESY! BURN THE WITCH NOW <- most normal aristocratic family teaching)

Sp daggers/theif bc she may or may not have used to lock pick her mother's sweets box as kid to steal candy, but we don't talk about that...or how the dress she's wearing rn is her older sister's, she took it from her closest without permission. Aka, why the blood splatters are okay with her.

[delusional-through-and-through]

EXCHANGE 💥

For a whole month, Akihira Shion and Inasa Yoarashi from Shiketsu High were to stay at UA High School as part of an exchange program.

In return, Yaoyorozu and Hagakure represented Class 1-A at Shiketsu. This program aimed to strengthen bonds between the schools, share unique hero techniques, and challenge students to grow.

...........

Akihira slid open the door, revealing Class 1-A. Aizawa-sensei, ever the composed and really tired-looking teacher, barely glanced up from his sleeping bag as he addressed the class. “Listen up. We’ve got two exchange students from Shiketsu joining us for a while. Behave.”

“HELLO, EVERYONE!” Inasa declared, bowing deeply and dramatically. “I AM YOARASHI INASA!, ALSO KNOWN AS THE GALE FORCE!, I’M HONORED TO BE HERE AT U.A.! I’VE ALWAYS ADMIRED THIS SCHOOL AND ITS STUDENTS, I HOPE WE CAN WORK TOGETHER AND BECOME BETTER HEROES!" as he straightened his body there's blood flowing from his head but he seems not bothered by it.

"TODOROKI! BAKUGOU! LONG TIME NO SEE! LET’S WORK HARD TOGETHER!”

Todoroki gave a polite nod, while Bakugou muttered, “baldy.”

"THAT'S ALL FOR MY INTRODUCTION AND I'M NOT BALD"

“Yoarashi, you’re at UA, not a campaign rally,” akihira said dryly before stepping forward. “I’m Akihira Shion, Class 1-A president at Shiketsu. My quirk allows me to create and manipulate weapons. I can also disintegrate into particles and reassemble at will. Looking forward to spend my time with you guys.”

The class whispered among themselves.

“She’s so cool!” Mina said, her eyes sparkling.

“Another class president! This will be interesting,” Iida muttered, adjusting his glasses.

“Nice to meet you,” Midoriya said, scribbling notes in his hero analysis notebook.

“Take your seats,” Aizawa instructed.

Inasa chose the seat beside Todoroki, whom he already admired, while Akihira sat directly in front of Bakugou.

As the lesson began, Bakugou leaned forward, his intense stare boring into Akihira’s back. “Hey, Shiketsu. Don’t think you can slack off just because you’re from another school.”

Akihira turned slightly, meeting his intense gaze with a smirk. “I won't, so you better not blow a fuse on me, angry pomeranian.”

The class burst into laughter, and Bakugou’s face turned red. “WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!”

“I said what I said,” Akihira replied, turning back around.

............

The month-long exchange program between Shiketsu and UA had barely started, but it was already shaping up to be an unforgettable experience for both Akihira and Class 1-A.

While Akihira admired the liveliness of the UA students compared to Shiketsu’s rigid atmosphere, there was one person who seemed determined to make her life...entertaining, Bakugou Katsuki.

From the first day she sat in front of him, their interactions had become the highlight—and occasionally, the chaos—of Class 1-A’s daily routine.

.........

Akihira was an early riser, used to Shiketsu’s strict schedule. On her second morning at UA, she entered the common room to find Bakugou in the kitchen, whipping up breakfast with surprising skill.

“You cook?” she asked, raising an eyebrow.

Bakugou didn’t look up. “What’s it to you, Shiketsu?”

“Just didn’t expect someone with your personality to have culinary skills. You’re full of surprises.”

He glanced at her, scowling. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

She smirked, leaning against the counter. “Just that you seem more like the ‘blow up the kitchen’ type.”

“Listen, you—”

“GOOD MORNING!” Inasa’s booming voice interrupted them as he entered the room. “WOW, BAKUGOU! THAT SMELLS AMAZING!”

“Shut up and sit down, Baldy.”

" I'M NOT BALD"

Akihira chuckled, grabbing a piece of toast from the counter. “Thanks for breakfast, chef.”

Bakugou’s glare could have set the toast on fire, but he said nothing.

..........

During a training exercise later that week, the students were tasked with capturing a mock villain in a simulated urban environment. Akihira was paired with Bakugou, much to his dismay.

“Why do I have to team up with you?” he grumbled.

“Because Aizawa-sensei said so" she replied smoothly.

They moved through the training grounds, Bakugou blasting through obstacles. When they reached the mock villain—a mechanical construct controlled by the teachers—Bakugou lunged forward with a massive explosion.

“Subtle,” Akihira deadpanned, disintegrating into particles to avoid the shockwave before reforming behind the villain and delivering the finishing blow with a spear she’d created.

“Hey! That was my win!” Bakugou yelled.

“Sure, sure. Whatever helps you sleep at night.”

“YOU WANNA DIE?!”

Despite their constant bickering, they managed to complete the exercise with a perfect score.

Later, in the cafeteria, Bakugou growled as Akihira took the last serving of katsudon.

“Hey! That’s mine!” he snapped.

She raised an eyebrow. “I didn’t see your name on it.”

“You wanna die?”

“Do you ever say anything original?” she retorted, taking a bite while ignoring his glare.

........

Bakugou and Akihira couldn’t seem to go a day without exchanging sharp words.

One afternoon during a math lesson, Bakugou was particularly irritated by Akihira’s habit of answering questions before him.

“Damn know-it-all,” he muttered under his breath after she solved a problem on the board.

Akihira turned, smirking. “Jealous?”

“Of you? Keep dreaming, Shiketsu!”

“Then stop whining and catch up, UA.”

The class chuckled at their back-and-forth, with Kaminari whispering to Kirishima, “They argue like an old married couple.”

“Do they ever stop fighting?” Jirou asked.

“Fighting? This is flirting,” Kaminari whispered. “Don’t let Bakugou hear you say that,” Kirishima replied, grinning.

..........

One evening, the class decided to host a movie night in the dorms. Akihira joined reluctantly, finding a seat near the back. Bakugou, as expected, sat with his arms crossed, glaring at the screen.

When a particularly cheesy romantic scene played, Akihira leaned over and whispered, “Enjoying yourself, angry pomeranian?”

Bakugo’s eye twitched. “I swear, if you call me that one more time—”

“What? It suits you. Small, loud, and always ready to bite.”

The others overheard and burst into laughter, much to Bakugou’s annoyance.

“YOU WANNA DIE?!”

“Shh, Bakugou! Some of us are trying to watch!” Mina scolded playfully.

............

Despite their constant bickering, Akihira and Bakugou occasionally showed glimpses of mutual respect.

During a particularly grueling training session, Akihira noticed Bakugou struggling against a mechanical opponent that had countered his explosions.

Without hesitation, she disintegrated into particles and reassembled beside him, creating a shield to block an incoming attack.

“I didn’t ask for your help!” he snapped, blasting the enemy with renewed force.

"Yeah you didn't, but just a reminder though, free will exist, moron" she retorted, smirking.

Later, as they walked back to the dorms, Bakugou muttered, “You’re not half bad...for a Shiketsu student.”

Akihira raised an eyebrow, her smirk softening. “Was that a compliment, Bakugou?”

“Shut up before I take it back.”

............

As the month drew to a close, the final training exercise involved an all-out battle between Class 1-A students. Akihira and Bakugou ended up on opposing teams.

The battlefield turned into a chaotic spectacle as Akihira wielded a set of dual blades, parrying attacks from Kaminari and Sero before facing off against Bakugou.

“You’re in my way, Shiketsu!” he growled, launching an explosion.

Akihira disintegrated just in time, reforming behind him. “You’ll have to do better than that.”

Their fight became the centerpiece of the exercise, each pushing the other to their limits. In the end, Bakugou managed to overpower her with a well-placed explosion, but not before she landed a solid hit with a throwing dagger.

As the exercise ended, Bakugo smirked down at her. “Not bad...for a loser.”

Akihira just laugh at his comment.

..........

When the month ended, Akihira stood before the class, her usual composed demeanor slightly softer.

“Thank you for having me,” she said. “You’ve taught me more than I expected. I’ll admit, I might even miss some of you.”

Bakugou scoffed from the back. “Don’t get all sentimental, Shiketsu.”

She smirked. “Don’t worry, Bakugou. I’ll never forget you...or your cooking.”

The class burst into laughter as Bakugou's ears turned red, yelling, “GET OUT OF HERE ALREADY!”

She chuckled at his reaction and as she turned to leave, Akihira glanced over her shoulder. “See you around, Bakugou. Try not to miss me too much.” she gave him a teasing smile, earning another reaction from the class.

"GET OUT!"

[ask-bow-baldi]

Bow: I’m so glad!! I’ve been good too, just super busy!

Hello Sunshine! How has everything been treating you recently??

- Bow

Sunshine: I've been good! what about you?

[themissinghand]

One Piece: Of Sweet Donuts and Fortune Cookies [2]

Part 1! Part 3!

Summary: In which every child loves sweets, and loves her otherworldly treats. (Or Katakuri learns to love himself, and the person who taught him how to love.

Pairing: A little bit of Charlotte Katakuri x Immortal! Female! OC-insert

Note: This is Part 2 of this series! The female OC is a transmigrator that came from the modern world who (somehow) became immortal, and is a softie for Katakuri because I said so.

Yes, more puns, just because.

Life’s Batter With You

"You're so cute Katakuri!"

Katakuri flushed red when she squeezed his cheeks.

Cute?

"Cute? Are you kidding me-" Before Oven could finish, the lady was already onto him.

"Oven, you're so adorable~"

"S-Shut up!" He jumped back and then smacked a laughing Daifuku on the head.

"You shut up too!"

"Hey! Don't bully my favourite baldy!" And everyone burst out laughing.

"Don't call me that!"

"Oh, is this your little sister? Nice to meet ya, name's Theia, and this stoic grandpa is my big bro, Theseus." The butler bowed slightly in respect before unloading the pastries and displaying them for the day.

The two of them wore a chef's hat and an apron, though Theseus still had a suit underneath. Theia on the other hand was much more informal, wearing a shirt and a pair of leggings under.

To this day, Katakuri still find it hard to believe that they were siblings with their contrast in terms of personality and appearance, but then again, have you seen his family?

"I-I'm Brûlée! Thank you for saving me!"

"No worries! Those guys shouldn't bully people anyway."

Katakuri watched as more and more of his siblings opened up to the two travellers.

In fact, many of them have become regulars here at Sell My Soul to Cake to try out their unique offerings.

Indeed, fortune cookies are popular, just as much as their candy bars, tarts, and brioches.

Their little bakery has gained the attention of many locals, as such, many of their items are sold out by sunset!

"Would you children like to try our new product? We haven't released it yet but-"

"YES!" Even Katakuri was curious about what their new product is, after all, all of their items are delicious.

"Okay, what do we do after eating sweets?" She asks with her hands on her hips.

"Brush our teeth!"

"Good!"

"Here you go~ I call it, 'Sesame Ball'!"

Katakuri takes one of her sesame ball, and immediately took a bite. Inside was sweet red bean, and the outside was crispy as it was deep fried.

Before he knew it, he finished his ball, and went for more, because if he didn't his siblings would take it all.

"How is it?"

"It's really good!"

"Yay! I'll make more tomorrow, can you remind me big bro?"

"Yes my lady."

"Thanks! And would you look at that, it's all gone." There were a few disappointed children here and there, but Katakuri didn't really care too much.

After all, he has more than enough to last until tomorrow.

"Katakuri! You get back here! You stole all of it!"

In the midst of prying hands off of his snacks, he heard her laugh brightly and genuinely while Theseus shook his head.

With All of Her Tart

"And what do you think of yourself? Kata?"

"…"

"I mean, others think you're this and that. But none of that matters if that's what you think inside." She chuckled before tossing a cookie into her mouth.

"Ooooh! You should try this!" He easily caught the cookie in his hands. He stared at it carefully, tracing the ends and then looking up to see the woman. She stood up and then sent him a wink.

"Think about it okay, big boy? You don't have to change super quickly. I don't expect you to take off your scarf, heck, that's your choice completely." Then he almost jumped when she patted his head, he looked at and felt his cheeks heat up under his scarf.

"Remember, you're beautiful just the way you are. It's that everyone else is too judgmental."

He was just a child then.

"Love yourself first, before loving others."

There was something in her expression that made Katakuri frown. Despite her usual smile, her eyes showed a form of tiredness that didn't suit her.

Katakuri didn't know what it meant, for Mama never looked like that before, but he knew it was not good.

"Okay?" He nodded subtly, and it was enough to make her return to her bubbly self.

(Katakuri unconsciously let out a sigh of relief)

She then handed him a basket of donuts.

"Theseus made these and they taste AMAZING! Share them with your siblings okay? I'm gonna go now, see ya-"

"Hey! Old lady! What about us?" The door slams open, and Oven yelled out, "You're gonna leave us without even seeing us?!"

"Yea! You can't just favor Katakuri!" Daifuku pointed out, his hands on his hips.

"I want some sweets too!" Katakuri looked at his siblings who stood at the entrance of the bakery, blocking her exit.

"Hey! I gave Kata a basket of food, and whoever comes every day for you guys-" She was tackled down by Oven and Daifuku immediately.

"Ow! Don't pull my hair you brats-"

"It's Oven!/Daifuku!"

"Whatever Oven, Dai!"

"Why do you say Oven but not Daifuku?"

"It's too long!"

Katakuri and Perospero only watched as the woman and his two brothers brawl in the center of the house. Luckily, another man came and took all the food away before the brawl could ruin perfectly good sweets.

Perfectly good sweets that they have never seen nor tasted before.

"Theia." Theseus said, a tone of disappointment in his voice before he turned to the four children.

"Lord Perospero, Lord Katakuri, Lord Oven, and Lord Daifuku, I apologize for whatever Theia has caused-"

"Hey! They were the ones-" He pulled the woman out of the fray and Oven and Daifuku stopped.

"Theia. Behave."

"Yes." She drooped and pouted. The Charlotte siblings watched how easily the man, also known as Theseus, shut her down.

"Perorin~ Don't worry. We're just here to pick up some sweets."

"Of course." Katakuri noticed just how much more formal Theseus was, and perhaps it was because Theseus was the older brother of the two. In a way, Katakuri admired the man for his calm and collected personality. Formal and polite.

Whereas his sister was the opposite.

"I gave Kata the basket with all the sweets already! Dammit Theseus, don't accuse me of things I didn't do yet!" She yelled at her brother and crossed her arms

"Shut it kiddos!" Katakuri liked how she was informal with them, no honorifics, and just spoke as if they were friends. As if they were normal children.

As a child of Big Mom, one of the Yonko, he didn't know what "normal" was. His appearance proved it all.

But she wasn't afraid.

Neither was Theseus.

Two strange siblings, and yet, they are happy in their own right.

Katakuri wonders if he and his siblings will ever reach that level of closeness with one another.

But reality is not that nice.

Because if you're not useful, you'll only be a hindrance to Mama.

If you're a hindrance, Mama is not one to forgive.

Thanks For Pudding Up With Me

Just like that, a year passed. 

Although the children certainly grew, the two baker siblings did not, which was very strange.

"Guess we're just young forever! Ain't that right big bro?"

"Yes my lady." They always brushed it off like that, so they never asked.

While the bakers have not changed, the bakery became so popular that it caught the attention of Big Mom, and even across seas, to the point where they had to hire more people and expand to do the job.

Though...the new hires could never beat Theia and Theseus in terms of baking. As such, the children would always go back to them and ask them personally for treats, which they gladly handed them out.

"Katakuri?" But one day, Katakuri came alone on a rainy day. He was drenched in blood, and he had a scarf wrapped around his face.

The bakery had already closed for the day, so there was no one but the two siblings inside.

Honestly, Katakuri didn't know why he came here.

"Oh dear, come here. Theseus, can you prepare a room upstairs?"

"Yes my lady." The butler rushed upstairs whereas Theia walked over with a first-aid kit. Before, she had to kneel down to match their height, but now that Katakuri got taller, she only had to bend over slightly to treat his injuries.

"Are you alright?" She asked while wiping away the blood with a warm towel.

Katakuri nods, his eyes never leaving hers. 

"Looks like this isn't your blood...you got into a fight?"

Katakuri nods again.

"What happened?" Katakuri gripped onto his spear harder than before.

"Brûlée got hurt because of me again." Katakuri watched as her expressions turn from worried to sadness to contempt.

"I see, so you took care of them?" Like her voice, her eyes remain unwavering in front of his bloodied appearance. 

Katakuri nods. 

"And did you bring Brûlée to a safe place?" 

"Mhm." She smiles softly before patting his shoulder.

"Then everything will be alright. Come on, you're going to get a cold." She doesn't ask anymore questions as she leads him upstairs and to a clean room.

"My lady, I prepared a bath."

"Thank you Theseus." He bowed before nodding to Katakuri and went downstairs.

"Alright, go ahead."

Why does she not ask?

"What's wrong?"

Katakuri shook his head and pushed her out, and shutting the door on her.

When he finished, he switched out to a simple outfit she prepared for him, which was a little too big for his liking, but it would work for now. 

When he came down stairs, he was greeted with a cheerful atmosphere. 

"When in doubt, eat! Come here!" She patted the seat beside her. 

"You also join us Theseus!"

Donuts, cakes, and other strange otherworldly food is in front of him.

And he is confused.

"Try this! It's rice pudding!"

Rice in pudding?!

But it's good. And seeing the stoic brother eat it without a single doubt, Katakuri follows and he does not regret it.

He feels her hand on his head (something he got used to much to his dismay) and when he looked sideways, he saw a bright grin.

"Told you it's good!"

Katakuri looks away, staring straight at the sweets and thinks that everything will be alright. 

Brûlée is safe, and he will continue to be protecting her like the perfect brother he is. 

(Beside some of his siblings, who else could he feel secure with? Who else could he show his mouth to?)

But Theia's right, it's good and sweet as always.

(For a moment, he can relax a bit) 

[pinecone-syrup]

❤️Helloo! :DD

I thought I’d make a proper introduction of myself!

🧡My name is Pinecone!

My birthday is on May 28th

I’m Pansexual, Asexual and Genderfluid

💛I’m a child of God, an artist, animator, and a musician (kinda)

💚My list of fandoms/things I’m interested in:

Spooky Month

Camp Camp

Harmony and Horror

The Walten Files

Poppy Playtime

Five Nights at Freddy’s

Fran Bow

Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared

Baldi’s Basic’s

The Amazing World Of Gumball

SpongeBob SquarePants

Kinito.PET

Salad Fingers

💙I like/love: God and Jesus, cats, axolotls, the colour rainbow (but mainly pink and purple), obsessing over my comfort characters, bed rotting, animation memes, my friends, and music.

I don’t like: being privately messaged unless it’s serious, being obsessed over, and NSFW art of my comfort characters.

🛑Rules to my blog🛑

-Don’t hate on me to make me feel bad, but I do accept constructive criticism

-Do NOT use my art in AI

-Don’t steal my art, but you can repost it and/or post it somewhere else WITH credit

-If you’re trying to make drama about me, you’re just playing with yourself. And if there is drama about me, I’ll try my best to respond to it as best as possible

💜My list of comfort characters (cus why not? :3)

Jesus

Skid, Pump, Roy, Ross, Robert (Spooky month)

David, Daniel, Space Kid (Camp Camp)

Henry, Toymaker (Harmony and Horror)

Billy (The Walten Files)

Huggy Wuggy (Poppy Playtime)

Sundrop, Moondrop (FNAF)

Itward (Fran Bow)

Tony, Colin, Yellow Guy, Shy Imaginary Older Brother, Steak Man (DHMIS)

Baldi (Baldi’s Basic’s)

Mr. Small, Rob, Julius (TAWOG)

Spongebob (Spongebob Squarepants)

Frank (Welcome Home)

Sobble (Pokémon)

Kinito (Kinito. PET)

Salad Fingers (Salad Fingers)

💖Extra Notes:

“Every word of God is flawless; he is a shield to those who take refuge in him. (‭‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭30‬‬:‭5‬‬‬).

I post what i fixate on :3

You can send an art request, but it’s up to me if I decide to draw it or not

If you have any questions regarding this, then ask away! (There’s no asking limit! Ask how much you want to!)

(I may update this introduction in the future)

[stars-webcore]

You've caught my attention//

*bows* good day fellow Baldi ask blog (or Johnny. You don't see those around, but URS IS EPIC!!!!!)

[ask-bow-baldi]

HELLO??? i really appreciate this oh my gdo 😭😭😭😭😭😭))

Bow: ITS ME!!!

@ask-bow-baldi

4 u 🫵🏻

[friendlyfaded]

redacted characters as games in my steam library/games folder

vincent-vampire the masquerade: bloodlines. this one should need no explanation. vincent is literally a textbook toreador.

sam-stardew valley. he seems like a relaxing, slice-of-life type gamer. as much shit as he gives the gamecube, you know this man played the fuck out of animal crossing.

gavin-huniepop. yet another assigned game that should need no explanation.

huxley-minecraft. he build in the dirt. that’s all i got.

damien-little inferno. might seem a little on-the-nose, but the themes of escaping the grind of what everyone else is doing, a grind that is actively harming everyone, and seeing what no one else sees to escape that cycle, reads as extremely damien to me.

lasko-huniepop 2. don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to. (it was either this or baldi’s basics. i’m allowed to slander him, i’m a lasko kinnie)

caelum-wobbledogs. cute lil alien puppies that you can feed and play with and crossbreed to make eldrich abominations that shouldn’t exist. i just know he would fucking love wobbledogs.

vega-fran bow. as much as i adore him with all my heart, vega is just very remor-coded. he beats up children. that’s all i gotta say about that.

milo-prey. 😇

david-destiny 2. i don’t have to explain it. you already know.

asher-sea of thieves. i just know my man is absolutely killing it with sea of thieves. he has a story about trying to take over a ship using a rowboat and accidentally going to the final quest of the game with the crew of that ship instead.

aaron-alien isolation. this one is based on pure vibes. i don’t got much of an explanation for this one beyond delving into a dangerous world your family member is involved in to save said family member.

elliott-valheim. i don’t know a whole lot about elliott, i’ve never paid much attention to his storyline, but he seems like the kind of nerdy guy to really enjoy valheim. plus, co-op game to play with his best friend and partner. it works super well.

camelopardalis-subnautica. he’d find it extremely relaxing and would adore all the fauna in the game. he has never killed a leviathan and doesn’t plan to. his favorites are the reefback leviathans.

avior-detroit: become human. kinda funny that this one goes to avior and not james, but avior absolutely has the vibes of a guy fully realizing that people entirely different from him have such life and value to them and gaining a new appreciation for them.

anton-hydroneer. i feel like he’d enjoy the logistics and openness of the gameplay. plus, the scenery is pleasing and aesthetic. he’d enjoy the foresty vibes of the starting area.

james-pokemon reborn. maybe it’s personal bias, maybe it’s just that the game has a bunch of dark themes involving world-ending disasters and one person being forced to make difficult choices to save it, costing several lives unintentionally and being separated from loved ones and traumatized in the process, but it fits him almost too well.

geordi-skyrim. geordi has logged thousands of hours in skyrim and no one can convince me otherwise. he mains a bosmer and is super proud of his challenge build he did where he followed the green pact for the entire game.

guy-don’t starve. he cooka da pizza. he would make sure you never starve. plus, i feel like he’d be really good at survival games like this, and he’d really enjoy the art style.

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❄️Share a snippet from a WIP of your choosing.

Here's something I wrote last night! Both of these are from my Solian longfic as the other stuff I've written is handwritten atm. This is from a chapter based on the war table mission: Investigate Therinfal Redoubt

“Why did the Seekers leave? Is it… cursed, or something?” Cadri asks as they mount the stairs to the great hall. This high up, the stone is slick with refrozen snow, and their steps are careful. With some reluctance, they’d both let Solas go ahead of them. Something Thora assumes is magic melts the ice in his wake, and allows safer passage up the deceptively dangerous staircase. It’s not something she’d seen with the other apostates she’d worked with, who would light fires by hand and wear mittens to ward away cold, the same as her. Every step Solas takes is mired in magic. Solas’s voice trails back on the wind. “It is not as fanciful as you might imagine, mi’durgen’len.” Neither of them have figured out what the word he uses to refer to Cadri means. Thora had been trying to work it out on her own, she’d heard the sound len in warm exchanges with Ian, so she’s confident it’s something good. “According to Seeker Pentaghast, it was a matter of coin that drove the Seekers from these walls.” “Nothing you said rules curses out.” To her surprise, Solas snorts, perhaps the first sound of mirth Thora’s heard since they’d passed under Therinfal’s shadow. “I concede to your point.” “Damn right you do. Now slow down, Baldy. I’m first through the door.” Again, Solas doesn’t argue, but gestures ahead with a bow that might have earned him a shove if they weren’t so precariously high. It isn’t an empty gesture, Thora sees steam rising ahead of Cadri’s footfalls, clearing the way to the heavy entrance to Therinfal’s great hall.

💧Share something romantic/hot from your WIP, or just something sweet if it’s gen.

It's still sort of edging towards romance at the parts I'm writing, but here's some Solas/Ian nonsense.

“Do you- do you often use walks as pretense for the company of- the company of others?” Ian’s response is flustered, and Solas wonders if he might have taken offense. Solas stops entirely, leaning on his staff to relieve the weight on his feet. The question is a good one. He may have found that hill in the Hinterlands by himself, as well, but had chosen Ian’s company. A pretense to apology, and reconciliation. Today, he finds himself with no motive, save the want for fellowship. There is an unwelcome stumble in his response, “I… like to consider the other party. Varric trades in stories, so I will come to him with tales to tell. Cassandra has little patience for idleness, often practicality must be considered when I seek her out, for business or pleasure-” “- You don’t have to- the offer of your company alone is enough, Solas.” Ian turns to him from where he’d continued ahead, the cold quick to burn his cheeks outside the influence of Solas’s magic. “I will bear that in time next time,” he says, closing the distance between them, the embrace of his spell enveloping Ian once more. “I do- I like walks, though.” Solas laughs, endeared by the admission. “I know.”

☔Is there a fic concept you have that you’d like to just explain and share because you’re not sure you’ll ever write it? If so, what is it?

I want to write it still, but I won't say it's high on my list of priorities. One day tho I do want to write a fic from Gorim's POV about the tail end of the Aeducan origin. We know from his dialogue in Denerim that he spoke to the King before he died (likely right after saying good-bye to you) and I think it would be an interesting scene to write. Here is a man you have respected for so many years, who has doomed you and the one you have faithfully served (perhaps even loved). And still he asks a favour from you. It's juicy is all I'm saying.

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