#ask zev avari

[ask-court-of-darkness]

Zev, I don't know how you do it, but you bring out my inner grandma. I want to bake you cookies and give you headpats :]

I should find this rather delightful, I think. Say, I have not tasted a cookie in years. Won’t you indulge me as you say you will? I shall be on my best behaviour and not bother Brother at all today.

Do we have a deal?

[bitchkay]

Flirting with Zev gives me life everyone.

[ask-court-of-darkness]

I do beg your pardon? …heheheh.

Is that so?

okay okay i need a zev route preferably now

[chirp-a-chirp]

Court of Darkness: Wedding Headcannons

Description: A few headcannons of the princes and their wedding days with their MC, including the ceremonies, vows, and various traditions they follow and why.

Princes: Guy, Lynt, Toa

Word Count: ~1700

Guy

Only the most lavish decorations adorn the altar and the church. It’s not as if Guy WANTS this day to be ostentatious—in fact, the pomp and circumstance rather annoy him.

Every floral arrangement, every centerpiece, every bottle of rare wine poured is a demonstration of the value Guy has for MC. Absolute power move on Guy's part to protect MC.

The largest church in Saligia is not spacious enough to hold everyone. Avari nobles, foreign dignitaries, and numerous diplomats spew into hallways and crowd windows outside trying to catch a glimpse of the momentous event. And right now, they see a visibly angry prince at the altar. 

"Nervous sir?" Jasper smiles serenely.

Guy glares at his wristwatch. A perfectly polished black shoe taps impatiently. 30 seconds late. One minute late. Guy’s hand balls into a fist at his side. “I cannot stand this.”

Guy’s younger brothers stand nearby. “Perhaps MC got cold feet! Maybe you should have given her some of prince Lynt’s socks—” Zev’s voice is cut off as the church door opens and MC walks down the aisle. 

“She’s beautiful.” Aquia tries to soothe Guy’s jitters. Besides a stylish wedding gown, MC wears a crown adorned with rubies shining as brightly as her eyes. She walks towards the altar with dignity, a soft but confident smile on her face. Aquia frowns when he looks at his wristwatch. “She’s right on time Guy.”

Guy scowls at Jasper. “YOU gave me this watch. An early wedding present you claimed.”

“Oh, the watch was not properly synced. My apologies.” Jasper looks anything but apologetic. “But your heart flutters more sweetly for MC, doesn’t it?”

Guy returns his gaze towards MC. His eyes now glow tenderly.  

Guy and MC exchange wedding rings—ancient royal heirlooms--embedded with diamonds and rubies. Guy makes a slight modification to the rings—the rubies are spelled to glow brightly to detect nearby poison. This was done after an assassination attempt on MC less than a month before the wedding.  Guy and MC write their own vows (Guy receives help from Jasper and Roy to ensure they would be received well by MC). 

"You are tenacious. Powerful. Loyal. My priceless jewel. I vow to protect you and our future.” Guy pauses for dramatic effect, particularly at a few noble families who have implied their daughters would be viable candidates for secondary wives. “I will have no other queen or wife beyond you—no matter the cost.” 

Towards the end of the ceremony, the priest asks “Are there any objections—”

Guy and MC: “None.”

Priest: “I…was not asking your majesties. I was asking the audience if they—”

Guy: “Even if they object, it does not matter. MC will be their queen. Just as she is mine.” Guy scans the crowd, daring them to contradict him. 

After the ceremony, Guy spends the bare minimal time required with the throngs of people wanting to curry his favor.

“Guy! What about my luggage?” MC asks as Guy carries her in his arms and makes his way towards a private Avari royal villa for their extended honeymoon.

“Luggage is unnecessary.” A smirk forms on Guy’s face. 

“But I’ll need a change of clothes—”

“Clothes are not required. A hinderance, if anything.”

Lynt

In terms of ceremony specifics, Lynt goes along with whatever his parents and various Akedian court advisors suggest. With one caveat.

“Whatever is planned, it must make MC happy.”

“What of your preferences Lynt?”

“Her happiness is my happiness. That is all that matters.” Lynt walks away, having said his peace. He only interjects with planning when MC’s wishes are not being considered. 

The ceremony is held in the Akedian castle courtyard. White petals from an Akedian Olive tree float in the air. The petals swirl in the breeze, surrounding Lynt. A few blossoms land in the prince’s hair in a makeshift halo.  It is a neck-to-neck competition as to who is crying more happy tears before the ceremony—Queen Norah or Tino. 

“Master Lynt is so happy!”

“I know Tino.” Queen Norah sniffles. “Our boy has really grown up.”

“Our boy? I-I would not presume to—”

“You have been with him since childhood Tino. He is such a dear boy thanks to your tender care. He’s as much yours as mine.”

Cue more happy crying.  

King Liam proudly walks MC down the aisle. She looks ethereal in a gauzy, flowing white dress with light green accents. A few petals from Lynt’s hair float and land on MC. The crowd gasps as Lynt’s eyes pop open and he suddenly walks to the center of the aisle to meet MC and his father. 

“Lynt my boy, what is it?”

Lynt removes his father’s arm from MC’s grasp, replacing it with his. “I am to be with MC for life. Let me be with her.”

King Liam laughs quietly. “I leave my son in your capable hands MC.”

Aaaaaaaaand Tino is now sobbing louder.  

Beyond Queen Norah and Tino, more than a few people have tears in their eyes as Lynt and MC recite their vows. Lynt's vows are based on ancient Akedian marriage vows per his book 2 ending.

Lynt: I will grant you and our kingdom everlasting peace. The greatest joy will be the love we share together. Underneath the green among us, I pledge to give the days of my life to you and you alone.

MC: We will overcome anything as long as we have each other. I pledge my heart unto you, my prince, my lover, my friend.

After the ceremony, there is one request King Liam and Queen Norah have for Lynt and MC during their honeymoon. 

No, it’s not for grandbabies. Though, they wouldn’t mind if that happened of course…

It’s to test out various bedding. No, really. 

In celebration of the newlywed couple, MANY Akedian shops have produced limited time honeymoon themed bed linens, manufactured to be extra soft, comforting, and luxurious. So Lynt and MC try out a new set of bed sheets every night of their honeymoon, one from a different shop per night. 

Lynt has never been more dedicated towards a project. Zzzzzzzzzz.

Toa

Most Qelsan nobles are wary of MC, believing she is Avarian. However, since King Gilbert publicly approves the match (since he knows of her power), they do not openly object.  MC goes out of her way to integrate herself with the Qelsan people. She gets her wedding bouquet and dress from local vendors and works with local bakers to create the wedding cake and royal banquette. Quickly, MC becomes popular with the non-nobility for her thoughtfulness and open approach. Also, Toa is with her as she's working with various merchants, and they spread the word of the lovestruck looks he gives her.

Knight pulls off a miracle. He becomes the wedding planner instead of Toa’s sister Idina.

“It’s my wedding gift to you Toa.” Knight preens. Toa smiles at the strength of resolve Knights shows in making this happen. “It was either that or get you a cat!” 

“Correct choice, Knight,” Toa deadpans. A subtle curve of his lips betrays his amusement though. 

It’s Qelsum—there are SO. MANY. TRADITIONS.

Among those traditions is that the bride is not allowed to see the groom a day before the wedding. A few moments before Toa enters the grandiose royal church, Knight is straightening Toa’s tie. Absentmindedly, Toa’s fingers graze his pants pocket. He feels something not there the previous day. 

Toa finds a piece of chocolate in the shape of a heart. With it is a note from MC. “Soon, love. Until we met again, may this treat satisfy you.”

Toa’s cheeks turn faintly red. He adores how MC gently pushes tradition while keeping him in her heart.  

One tradition MC, with Toa’s support, gets rid of—the wedding ceremony is no longer closed to just top Qelsan nobility. The bakers, florists, and dressmakers that have helped her are allowed to witness the event. 

Idina scoffs that MC’s lack of pedigree and soft heart are readily apparent. A few noble families are aghast but keep their disgruntlement to themselves as King Gilbert does not oppose it.

This move—though not premeditated by MC—solidifies MC as the people’s princess for Qelsum.     

The wedding doubles as a royal procession—MC’s marriage to Toa certifies her as a princess and there are lots and lots of proclamations. Lots of scriptures to be read. The ceremony lasts for nearly two hours. At the 30-minute mark, MC gently grasps Toa’s hand and never lets go. As the wedding ceremony continues, Toa’s hand slowly becomes less frigid. When the officiant finally announces their union as husband and wife, Toa cups MC’s cheeks and kisses her, his hands the warmest they have ever been. 

From this moment forward, Toa's fingers are never cold. The anxiety that manifests itself in frigid hands dissipates as Toa realizes MC and her love will be a permanent fixture in his life.

During the reception, Toa approaches a piano and starts playing. The song is from a well-known Qelsan opera about love thawing the cold heart of the protagonist. 

To Toa’s shock, MC stands next to him and begins singing. She heard Toa practicing for weeks and wanted to surprise him. She sings along as a perfect counterpoint as her wedding gift to him. 

When the pair end their duet, there is stunned silence. King Gilbert then steps closer and nods his head in subtle approval before leaving. The crowd bursts into applause. 

When the last noble leaves the reception, Toa takes MC to his room and lays her on the bed. “I will dedicate my life to loving you. Always.”

MC: And I will bring sweetness to yours.

[ask-court-of-darkness]

Question from Zev

Ahhhh, so here I find you all!

It would appear this is the best way to ask you all a question, so I will give this a try. Ahem-

You see, Brother has been sneaking around the Palace quite a bit with a mysterious young lady. I have a feeling Aquia knows something about it, but he won’t tell me, and I’m his brother.

Anyway, does anyone know who this lovely young woman is??? Brother seldom takes company in the presence of women, and I should greatly like to tease him about it.

[ask-court-of-darkness]

Zev would you go on a date with me?

Only if you have the time, I know you're quite the popular lad, I wouldn't dare steal you from someone else company, or duties you may have to finish

However I'd love to take advantage of every moment we have together~ if you'll have me that is?

Hmmm, I suppose you wouldn’t be bad company, you delicious thing. I’m rather flattered you chose me over Guy, you know~

Ah, but I must show you why I am the best choice.

[magicjesuscup]

Voting for Fenn's dad. I might be a bit bias since I have my own headcanons and haven't read Lance's route yet. I could argue that Gilbert and Roc were/are terrible parents, but they're also products of their culture. If Roc raised Guy better, his son may not have survived living in Avari; they're all out to kill each other over there. Gilbert could've also done a lot better, but wants his people to respect his son as king (which might be harder this generation because Guy's a prodigy or something). He at least has his moments (like sending Toa frozen fruit on his birthday). There's also a story event where Idina was trying to hurt MC and Toa, he threatened to tell their father, and she immediately backed off. This tells me (1) Gilbert didn't know this was going on and (2) would've had something to say about it if he did. ((None of this is an excuse; I still think they were terrible parents.))

Louis, on the other hand? He failed to find a safe babysitter for Fenn (his only criteria were probably (1) do I want to bang her and (2) will she say yes if I ask); made blaming a literal child/teen when problems arose his priority instead of making sure his son was okay; isolated Fenn from anyone who might have cared about him (like Hardie); and then ignored him for 10 years and counting. He has 1,000 wives; he has to have hundreds if not over a thousand children. There's zero chance he knows all of their names and birthdays or spends meaningful time with all of them. Roc had one kid out of wedlock (that we know of), but at least he took responsibility for Zev (for better or for worse). The only possible upside is that since Luxure is a polygamous society, his wives might have other husbands that could be better fathers to his children.

Also. It looks like 2 people voted for Liam. Why!?

I better not see NOBODY put the last three as answers 😤

[ask-court-of-darkness]

Hey, Zev! You're cute as hell

Have a cookie :) 🍪

A cookie? Yeah, I’ll take it.

Also, I know I’m impossibly handsome. I *am* a prince, after all. Has one ever heard of an ugly prince?? It’s simple. If you’re royalty, you’ve got to be handsome.

[ask-court-of-darkness]

Zev, you may not have seen me about, but I've seen you~

And I think it's my turn to be the recipient of your attention, if you'll have me♡

Now, now. Don’t get too clingy, little one. I’ve got lots of ladies to entertain tonight.

I suppose you could stand to give me a little attention now and again...

[ask-court-of-darkness]

Prince Zev☆ Have you the time to spend in my company?

I must admit I've been rather lonely~ it embarrasses me to say I miss your beautiful face~

Well, hello, you beautiful little thing.

I don’t think I’ve seen you before. Shall we take a spin out in town while I am here, then?

A delicious little thing like you can’t be out on their own, now, can they?

[bitchkay]

21, can you do sum for me

bitchkay's 21st birthday event🥳(closed)

It's my first event so be nice to me🥺 I just wanted to do something for my birthday in the month of October but I wasn't really sure how to go about it until now😳

Anyway--

Bottoms up!🥂

𝟚𝟠 𝕕𝕒𝕪𝕤, 𝟚𝟠 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕥𝕤

21 years ago, today, on October 28th, 2003

A star was born...

*prompts are all random and slightly disoriented but all centre arround birthdays(specifically MY birthday), celebration, and fun things about me :)*

𝕋ℍ𝔼 ℂ𝕆𝕌ℕ𝕋𝔻𝕆𝕎ℕ🎉✨

Getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 on the day of my birth👁👁

A blurb about a character helping fix my(super curly and thick) hair for my birthday

2003, year of the goat🐐‼💪🏽💪🏽

My muse🎨🖌

Zev Avari hours😈😈

Peach soju or strawberry daiquiri🍾

Onigiri Miya party🍙🎉

Sexy Halloween costumes w/ Dia😈

King Rio and the kiddos❤ (#three's a crowd four's a party + the family ☆ series)

Tattoos💉

Piercings⛓

Interpret kay kore™️💜💚

Lance oiled up and naked in my bed👁👁

A blurb about how a character would celebrate my birthday😼

Hows being an artist treating you?

Kay and their autistic roster😎😎

Knight in my mouf😈

Birthday party🎉

Green hair is so kay kore™️😼

20? 420. Favorite high experience

Open the vault, post that one fanfic you've been gatekeeping bitch

Blurb about how a character would handle me waking up very dysphoric on my birthday

Jean Kirschtein my husband, how are we spending my birthday together ml🥰🥰

When was your last birthday party?

KayTino birthday dinner💚

Describe your birthday outfit

Birthday presents🎁

Happy birthday Kay‼ (open prompt/ask me anything)

Inktober? Kinktober? More like Ⓚⓐⓨⓣⓞⓑⓔⓡ💚💜

ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀꜱᴋ/ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ɢᴀᴍᴇ, ᴄᴀɴ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀʀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛᴜꜰꜰ, ɪ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ. Qᴜᴇꜱᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ʙᴇ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛꜱ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴀɢᴜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ɢᴇᴛ! ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴅᴏᴇꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ɴᴇᴄᴇꜱꜱᴀʀɪʟʏ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴅᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʙʏ ᴅᴀʏ, ɴᴏʀ ᴅᴏᴇꜱ ɪᴛ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍɪꜱꜱ ᴀ ᴅᴀʏ, ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛʟʏ ꜰɪɴᴇ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱɪᴍᴘʟʏ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴜᴘ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀꜱᴋ ʙᴏx ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴇᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴀꜱᴋ/ʀᴇQᴜᴇꜱᴛ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛ ᴏʀ ɪᴅᴇᴀ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴅᴏ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴘʟᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ᴍᴏᴅɪꜰʏ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏꜱᴇɴ'ᴛ ꜱᴜɪᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀɴᴄʏ ᴏʀ ʙᴇʟɪᴇꜰꜱ(ᴇx. ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ꜱᴍᴏᴋᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴅ/ᴅʀɪɴᴋ ᴀʟᴄᴏʜᴏʟ), ᴀʟʟ ɪ ᴀꜱᴋ ɪꜱ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴀɴʏ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ꜱᴘɪᴄʏ ᴏʀ ɪꜰ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ɪꜱ ꜱᴘɪᴄʏ ɪɴ ɪᴛ ꜱᴇʟꜰ ɪꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ, ʙᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴀɢᴇ, ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʟᴇᴄᴛᴜʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴜᴛ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ 18 ʏᴏᴜ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ɢᴏ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀʟɢᴇʙʀᴀ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ᴄᴜꜱ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ʙᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ

This in fact very Court of darkness centric(with a dash of other things) but please include other fandoms I encourage it greatly, my fanfic vault has more than just court of darkness fanfiction and I'd love to celebrate my birthday with your blorbos. I also want to expand like, I love writing about court of darkness, those fuckers are my babies and I love them so much and I think we need to plan a wedding for me and my favs, but my attack on titan masterlist is collecting dust, has spiders in there actually, and the haikyuu masterlist isn't even made yet, I got all the banners and everything but nothing actually posted yet, just fanfics buried in my Google docs that haven't seen the sun; I don't think I'll ever properly write for jujitsu kaisien unless it's about my sweet amazing boyfriend that love so much Takuma Ino😍😍 but yeah I honestly encourage yall to write for other fandoms, some prompts are character specific but if you don't write for them or don't know them honestly feel free to change it I wont be mad as long as it's on topic. Ones that aren't character specific, you can do whatever character you want or if someone requests a prompt add the prompt number and the character.

I wanted this to be very court of darkness centric and also very me centric but I didn't want to neglect other characters I love cus it's my birthday and I can do what I want

I would love for people to participate, it's like an online birthday party! Please tag me in the stuff you make, you can ask questions below if you need to. This is open to anyone of my followers or people that just wanna join in and celebrate my berfday🥳, this is supposed to be fun so don't take it all too serious

Posts related to the event must be tagged with #kay's 21st birthday party

ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕝𝕠𝕘 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 𝕛𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘/𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥💚💜

[bitchkay]

May I bother you with a request for a list of requests that are in your inbox/WIPs? it's ok if you don't want to also

Alot--🤭🤭

Less than I thought actually

Like I have a ridiculous amount of drafts but such a small portion of that is actual WIPs and asks that have yet to be answered

I did count tho

Out of almost 200 drafts (dont judge me) like 40(39 actually) are actually WIPs/asks

And out of that just over half are actually like horny asks yk the nsfw shit😈

And the rest are (whether it's an ask or not) stand alone posts be it a headcanon post, full length fanfic(700 words+ and/or formatted as such), scenarios/drabbles(usually under 300 words) or me just talking

As for my Google docs

16

15 of which are full length fanfics and about half of those are already like 2000+ words

The other one is just a scenario I started for Sherry last week

Heres a list from oldest to newest currently in my drafts

Court of darkness characters with a black s/o part 1 (headcanons)

Court of darkness characters with a black s/o part 2 (headcanons)

Court of darkness characters with an s/o that writes poetry (headcanons)

April fools stories but they're actually good(nsfw short scenarios)

Loving on Tino cus were in a drought for Tino content (horny ask)

CoD cones giving backshots part 1 (nsfw headcanons/scenarios)

Fenn is a whore, mc should have her way with him (horny ask)

Assigning court of darkness characters my little pony kins (headcanons)

Violet is deeply in love with you therefore she is fucking you very hard (horny ask)

Soft Addis Ira HCs *non romantic* (headcanons)

Dia Akedia 🤨🏳️‍🌈⁉️ (me analyzing dia under a microscope/studying his queer codedness with research and references)

Violet with a mommy kink. (horny ask)

Quartus NSFW headcanons (nsfw headcanons)

Court of darkness characters with a bratty s/o (nsfw headcanons)

Breeding kink with Addis Ira (horny ask)

Fucking Dia in a mushroom paradise his bedroom (horny ask)

Tino getting a love boner (fanfic/scenario)

Domming Guy (horny ask)

Being a brat with Guy (horny ask)

Making love to Fenn (horny ask)

Ass, tits, or thighs, Court of darkness edition (headcanons)

Thirsty for Dia (horny ask)

Toa book 2 smut (horny ask(

Roy in bondage (horny ask)

Loving on Rio with freckles (horny ask)

Give mc a dick, see what happens, w/ fenn (horny ask)

My favorite part about each consort (me showing love to my boys💞)

Quartus seeing you cry during sex (horny ask)

Lynt and fucking in the library nook (horny ask)

Cuddling with Hawke (headcanons)

T4T w Dia (horny ask)

Kings orgy (horny ask)

Loving and fucking on Aquia (horny ask)

Roy giving hot messy creampies (horny ask)

Threesome with guy and Toa (horny ask)

Toa being a little shit as a sub (horny ask)

Threesome with Sherry and Violet (horny ask)

Quartus😈😈 (horny ask)

Addis Ira(horny ask)

And for the Google docs now

In no particular order cus I forget what's the oldest😶😶

I be in and out of those mfs, they be rearranging themselves

Sleepover with Sherry Invidia (smut)

N/A (Zev Avari smut)

Just like that~ (threesome with Grayson and Tino)

Special Lessons *requested* (Lou smut)

"C'mon share." (threesome with Guy and Fenn)

Intimacy beyond word *modern AU* (Rio smut)

F-R-EAAK (tino smut)

N/A (Lynt smut)

To fall into bed with you~ (Lance suggestive fluff)

My roommates brother *modern AU* (Zev Avari smut)

Between screens *modern AU* (Knight smut)

LUVU2D3ATH <3 (Lance suggestive fluff)

Morning after (Lance fluff)

Lamborghini *modern AU* (Roy smut)

An Irian bride (Young! Addis Ira)

Come through~ *modern AU* (Rio smut)

Now I know what you're about to say "Kay that's literally so much!" but listen

The stuff in my Google docs has been sitting for more time than the stuff in my drafts

From the stuff in my drafts the oldest thing there is from August and that was less than 6 months ago

Some of the stuff in my Google docs has been there since last year

I'm not overwhelmed by the amount of shit I haven't finished

Once upon of time this would scare me but I'm good keep em coming cus I love this shit

I love receiving asks for yall and listen my anons freaky as shit yall keep me entertained

Some of yall write full on essays in my indox about these mfs and bitch I encourage it more life to you

Yall want to make sweet love to Aquia? REAL‼

Yall wanna tie Roy up to the bed while you overstim his cock? EVEN REALER‼

Send it my way I will get back to you eventually all I ask is you be patient

[bitchkay]

I was writing smut in class today and ya know the drill, I'm unfazed by that most of the time. I was actually tempted to ask one of my friends to read over a part of it to see if its coherent

Anyway that's not the point

I'm writing smut right, very explicit and vivid descriptions of sucking dick

And one of my classmates(40 year old man mind you) come up to my table and is like "you're awfully quiet today"

Listen I might have anxiety but I'm in a class full of my homies and I was raised my my loud booming voiced father, so when I'm up yall can hear me, yall can well hear me, I might be quiet but I'm well loud

And I got headphones on so I'm like oH hUH

So I'm like yea I am and he like trys to look over like "what you working on there?" And look I'm not embarrassed to be writing sexually explicit fanfiction, I've done worse irl but bitch I was DEEP in writing smut about Zev Avari cus bitch yall know me, I wanna suck him dry so of course what do you think I'm writing? Vivid descriptions of sucking dick, we drooling on balls and shit

I'm like "nothing really, just passing the time" cus we in between classes and my next lecture is in that room so obvi I stay in the room

And he's like yea I understand that and starts telling some story I dont care about

Listen my headphones were on half on, I'm not listening to a word that man saying

And eventually he just walks away

Like straight up

I never talk to this man ever unless it's in passing-- who are you

No really I have no idea who you are, i see you once a week in this one class, i did not know what your name was for 6 months-- nah cus-

[bitchkay]

Zev is probably hiding a big ass forehead under that hair /hj

Zev Avaris forehead revealed😱😱

[bitchkay]

Imagine Zev using lingo like "poggers" 💀💀

And the MC didn't even teach him that

Clearly it's Zev bullying hour and I'm living for it🤭🤭

I'd literally cry.

Like full on sobbing.

Absolutely not

If this man came up and started unironically saying shit like poggers I'm literally popping between his eyes💀💀

[bitchkay]

Idk. Zev just seems really punchable to me

I-🤭

Ya know what that's so valid

I wasn't going to a agree but I had to stop, I paused for a moment and ya know what anon you might be onto something😭😭

I'M LITERALLY WHEEZING RN OMG😭😭