#ask skeleguy

[uva-academy-vio]

have you heard of the weird purple and red cyclizars??

oh no, not at all... maurice [my cyclizar] is purple because he got attacked by a grafaiai. aside from that, everything about him is very most defnitely normal!!! totally!!!!!

[glimwood-strangle]

[ @uva-academy-vio asked: ]

holy fuck another skeleton person. except i'm skeleguy. i never thought i'd see the day

skeletons in EVERY region TAKEOVERTAKEOVERTAKEOVERTAKEOVERTAKEOVER

[battlemaiden13]

Scenerio? What if your skeleguys found an orphan under their porch? It's a cat monster, can't be any more than 3 years old, dressed n rags, looks skinny and hungry, dirty like she's never had a bath n her life. Very skittish and will try to run. Is weak tho, so if they get her, she can't get away.

Nobody's looking for her, nobody knows who she is, where she came from, doesn't even have a name.

Sans -He wasn’t expecting them to run but he can’t let the kid go like that. He feels sort of cruel about bringing the kid inside since it’s clear they didn’t want to be but nevertheless he rolls up his sleeves and makes sure they have a bath and some food and clean clothes before calling Torial. Tori will make sure the monster gets to a good home. 

Papyrus -First thing he does is bring the poor monster inside for some food. He is very caring and helpful towards the monster. He never thought that the child would stay with him. Papyrus always felt more like a stepping stone to get the child back on their feet. Of course even though Papyrus is thinking this way he won’t turn the kid away if they want to stay with him.

Red -Of course he's practically adopting this kid like immediately. It’s a bit of a rough start to their relationship and Red gives the kid plenty of opportunities to go be with other families if they want, he’s not going to force the kid to stay with him or anything but he is a really good dad and has wanted to be one for so long. 

Edge -He doesn’t drag the monster inside the house or anything but he also isn’t going to leave them out there entirely alone. He starts leaving food out for the poor creature and slowly over time the rabbit monster warms up to the big scary skeleton and comes inside themselves. Edge basically adopts them straight away but it also feels like this small monster has been with the skeleton bros the entire time the way Edge treats them. 

Blue -He’s surprised to see them and not quick enough to react the first time when the kid runs away. He does call around to make sure other monsters are on the lookout but when the kid comes back again he’s a lot faster. He gets them inside and cleaned up, being very cheerful and friendly the whole time. He tries asking where the child came from but they aren’t talking. Blue is just happy to help though until Asgore can come pick them up. 

Orange -He coaxs them inside but he doesn’t know what to do. Calling Asgore but the small monster doesn’t want to leave. Orange falls into a sort of reluctant dad role, he tries his best but he also feels like he’s messing this up every step of the way. He ends up loving the kid though and turns out to be a pretty ok Dad. 

Berry -It’s sort of his job to look after monsters but he still debates weather he should go after the monster child or not. Ultimately he does drag them home and fix them up, in work mode the whole time. It’s late though so he figures he can figure out what to do with the child in the morning. 

Syrup -He ignores it. The world is tough and the kid needs to learn that. They are of no consequence to him. Of course someone else could force the kid on him, like Berry letting the kid inside and ordering Syrup to take care of it. If this happens Syrup might slowly beginning to warm up to the small creature. 

[lavvys-headcanons]

Heyyy <3

Hey all, I kinda forgot that this existed and lift got VERY HECTICCC.

But I'm back! (And a better author now.) So I'm looking to start writing on her again, still with the skeleguys tho!

So, if you're interested, requests and matchups are open! I promise that my writing and knowledge of the skeleton bros has gotten better. I do ask that you guys be patient with me, as I haven't written fanfiction or headcanons since I went on "hiatus". If you sent me a request for headcanons or a matchup- then I'll try to get to those ASAP! (Since they've been fermenting in my inbox for almost two years now, woops)

[iced-souls]

Oh yeah so I am just gonna talk about it now because *cough* it’s probably gonna take a lil while longer to finish cause of schul *cough* so I shall now update you all on

MY PLANS—

SO this is both for myself and if y’all wanna know what I shall be doin or somethin—

Ok so—

Obviously, as I’ve said before, I’m gonna finish this next update for left behind, in which I have almost finished the line art for it, and then hopefully if I don’t give up on doin which I might do cause meh—, I’ll finish the ut dr anniversary drawing. WHICH I MADE THE SKETCH FOR IT on the day but ran out of time…. It’s also not the beeeest but if I do give up on it then I’ll just post the sketch with the next school doods post probably—.

But anyways, after that I am planning on trying to post less/draw less/ focus more on school stuff for a while, at least until I get the hang of things….. which I do not know how long that will take—.

Mainly decided this cause I’m getting distracted and I stress out a lot when I have to many things to do/ want to do, so I’m cutting off a bit for my brains sake.

However I DO also have plans for if I ever get free time and want to do some stuff.

Lemme find my notes—

Ok so 1st thing which I can do in any free time, also possibly if I go to this 1 club in my school that happened last year(art club) so I can get a specific time to do drawing stuff hehehe, is make some more oc references, which I’ll probably add onto artfight for next year. There’s only a couple I REALLY have been wanting to do for a while now, which I have in my notes—.

So that’s: that one Skeleguy, lollipop guy, pineapple baller guy (edit: also jimjam). And then some other guys I might do are: Dust! Undyne, Sun angel + lightning rainbow guy, minecraft sona stone golem guy, aaaaaand underscrungle guys.

Speaking of underscrungle, I’ll probably figure out some more roles for that, I’ll probs just right it down sometime—.

Ight ok, 2nd thing iiiiiiiis…… OH YEAH, also have mentioned before, but I might also work on another rottmnt x my ocs compilation. I have 2 clips in my head currently and there’s bound to be more. When will I work on this? I have an animation club starting up at my school so imma work on it 1 day of the week during that time. So probably will take a while to finish—.

Tttthhhheennnnnnnnnnnn……..OH ok so I will be working on setting up left behind and void gang. As in writing up what each update will be if that makes sense.

Cause for left behind. I have the basis written up, aswell as some lil short stories that’ll happen, but that’s it really. So the ending is finished really but I’m gonna layout the mini episodes that are taking place in chapter 1 and chapter 2. Actually cause I find it kinda funny let me show you the papers I have for the left behind writing—.

So as you can tell I am CLEARLY a very organized person— honestly half of this is all of chapter 3. I have to run through it all to find where my comic lore is currently at tho lol—

Worst part about that is that is that I go through—

—THESE OLD FRICKIN DRAWINGS OH MY GOSH—. THEY MAKE ME CRINGE EVERY TIME I LOOK AT THEM OOOUUUGHHH—

ANYWAYS—

Void gang I’m just gonna set it up but I’m trying not to get toooo detailed in that cause I want it to be more of a surprise…… if you can even call it that tho—.

Anyways, so that about it. There also probably won’t be AS many school dood drawings for the same reasons, but I’ll get like… 1 page at least done?

But yeah. OH ALSO I’ve had some character challenge thingies in my draft box for a while now that I’ll also probably get more time to do—. So yeah.

May/ probably will pop up every now and then in the meantime. So If I DO get any asks I’ll probably be able to answer them cause I can usually finish answerin them quick—. All of these plans probably look like I’m not ACTUALLY taking a chill period but in relation to what I planned on doing, it is. Uuuuuuuhhhhh anything else? …… OH yeah I am still gonna post undertale September stuff. Uuuuuuhmmmm.. so yeah.

Really, a summary for all of this is instead of trying to split drawing with school work like a 50 50 thing, I will be more focused on school and drawing will only happen at certain and random times when I am free—.

Sooooooo yeah. BUT THAT WILL START ONCE IM DONE THIS NEXT LEFT BEHIND PAGE. I have also just planned out today of how the next update will go so that’ll be the first thing to right down—

ANYWAYS IM I THINK IM DRAGGING THIS ON LONGER THAN IT NEEDS TO BE SO I SHALL SAY BUH BYE AND HAVE A GOOD DAY ALRIGHT SEE YA—

[ratsoh-writes]

Skeleguy was having a very unlucky week. Just bad luck all around. At the end of the week, after work, they tell someone about their frustrations and SO says that at least they can cuddle up and relax now. They go to the couch, and cuddle. They end up falling asleep together on the couch. The new day, Skeleguy wakes up, but SO does not wake up. They died on their sleep. SO never soulbonded with them, so they died of old age, right next to them.

Anon you are pure evil. Under the cut for mentions of death and some angst/sad thoughts

Sans: he can feel the exact moment his soul cracks at the sight. Sans knew his SO was slowing down, and while he had a feeling his time was running out with them, he didn’t think it would hurt this bad. It’s several hours before he’s able to shakily call someone to come over and help him collect SO. Sans is an utter wreck for the next few weeks and moves out to be with his family.

Papyrus: something told him to stay up that night. Papyrus does and spends the night cuddling his SO lovingly. He knows exactly when their last breath passes, and after a little while for him to cry it out, he tearfully phoned him and his SOs kids to tell them the news. He’s grateful that he was able to spend thier last minutes close with his SO. It’s a bittersweet memory for papyrus.

Star: he’s a very light sleeper, and tonight especially so. He keeps waking up every dove minutes all antsy even though he really shouldn’t be. Star is exhausted and his SO is deeply asleep. On nights like these he normally just gives up and does something productive like clean the house. He can’t seem to bring himself to leave SOs side though. When they take their last breath, he’ll understand why.

Honey: when he wakes up, he shivers and snuggles SO closer mumbling something about being a cold morning. Then honey is falling out of the bed and scrambling to check SOs pulse. It’s not till later that night that their kids get the call that their beloved human parent has passed on. Honey is taking everything surprisingly well actually. Yes he’s mourning, but he’ll survive. He’ll wind up moving in with one of his kids and their grandkids, unable to stand being alone in that house.

Red: he’s going to dust with SO. Soulbond or not, red only has room for one in his heart. He’ll never want another mate after them, and he doesn’t need to stay for anyone. His kids are grown, edge has a family of his own. Red passes in his sleep minutes after his SO.

Edge: with a shuddering breath, edge steels himself, and makes the necessary calls to help prepare the funeral for his SO. It’s not until he looks at his SOs peaceful face in the casket for the last time that edge finally breaks down. He HAS to be with someone else after this. Edge can’t be left alone in his grief.

Mal: he’s found later by a friend still sobbing over the body. Mal is a wreck, and the only thing keeping him from dusting in his grief is honestly that his family needs him too. If cash is around mal will get through it.

Cash: like mal, he’s found still grieving over his SO. Cash is not handling his loss well. Every one is afraid he’s going to dust from the grief but he seems to pull through a few months after the funeral. However a part of him seems to have died with his SO. He’s much more mellow these days now

Oak: holding the funeral is terrible for oak. Every morning he wakes up expecting to see their cute coiling wrinkled face, then when he asks willow where SO went, he’s reminded again of their passing. It’s not till a week later that it finally sinks into his memory that SO is gone. Then oak can finally mourn for real.

Willow: when his instincts are screaming at him to stay up, willow doesn’t even question it. He spends the whole night holding his SOs hand while they sleep. Just before they pass, willow says goodbye with a soft forehead kiss. He’s sad, but in a way he feels like this is right. Willow will always miss his SO, but he’s happy to have had such a good life with them, and to be able to share that last moment.

[yuckydraws]

DTIYS EVENT

WE HIT 400!!!!!! Thank y’all so much<333 Truly, this blog is so very dear to me and all this support is ajnahajjajajjs honestly hard to believe??? But thank you!!!

As promised, I will be hosting a “draw this in your style” event! It only feels right to make the star of this drawing the prickly man himself, Vant, as he’s been the most popular lately <333

So, here’s the drawing:

(Click for better quality)

When Vant is without an S/O to sleep with, he cuddles his body pillow like the touch starved guy he is. He can’t fall asleep without cuddling something.

Here’s the guidelines for the dtiys:

Post your drawing here on tumblr, tag me, and use the tag #yus400dtiys. This is so I can see the entries!

You can stick with a similar pose and angle and such - but it does not have to be full body.

Also, you can totally get creative with it if you’d like!! As long as it’s something with Vant and his body pillow in this color scheme, go crazy - (just nothing too suggestive please, keep it sfw)

New followers are welcome to join in!

The deadline is March 31! I want to give y’all plenty of time because I know it’s hard to find time to draw.

I will pick three winners!!! Each winner will get a prize!

1st place prize: Full body drawing of up to two characters, fully colored and a drabble/oneshot.

2nd place prize: Waist up drawing of up to two characters, with flat colors and a drabble/oneshot.

3rd place prize: Waist up drawing of one character, lineart only and a drabble/oneshot.

The drawings can be of OC’s, self-inserts, self-ships, or ut/dr characters - but they must abide by my blog rules and I have the right to refuse if I’m uncomfortable with the subject.

The drabbles/oneshots can be /readers with any of my skeleguys or a POV of my skeleguys. The length will depend on the prompt I’m given and again - if I’m uncomfortable with the prompt I will ask you to choose something else.

Anyways!! Thanks again!!! And I look forward to seeing the entries!!<333

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Can you write the active skeleguys with an s/o who asks them to help them get in shape? Like, they're super slow running or can't lift much. (So out of breath, can't go fast, out of shape, doesn't know how to lift safe, etc)

Undertale Papyrus - He's dragging you along for his morning routine, and will adapt to you until you gets better. He's very patient and will give good advice he learned from Undyne to hold a litte bit longer everytime.

Underswap Sans - Blue waited an opportunity like this to try the public pool behind the house. Now you both go every day swim two hours. Blue is not so good in the water than he is on the ground, so you're progressing together a little bit everytime.

Dancetale Sans - Nothing dance can't arrange ! He will gladly give you private sessions so you learn how to dance better and get in shape at the same time. Though, be careful, he is a very serious teacher and can be a bit rough.

Dancetale Papyrus - Same than his brother, but softer. Salsa knows your limits and won't push you to do things you don't want to.

Dancefell Papyrus - He loves musculation and will guidly guide you to do the exercises correctly. He's not a very patient guy and he can be easily distracted, so maybe a real coach might be better. There's no one Tango loves more than himself after all.

Mafiatale Papyrus - He smiles sadistically at you. You knew you would regret it, but you didn't know how hard before you find yourself running for your life as a tiger is chasing after you in the zoo enclosure Creeper pushed you in. He's cheering you.

Mafiafell Sans - Since the dogs needs practice too, you're going to canicross together ! The dogs are drawing you as you try to follow them. In the end, you're not sure if you're controlling them or if they are controlling you, but you can see on Fang's face it's the same. You can't stop running or you'll fall. It's effective.

[lemonyagrumes]

Can u do this ask for FSG Sans, FSG Papyrus, and 2 other skeleguys of your choice plz?:

How would they react to a s/o who likes to push his buttons, playfully, to try and get him to play too or react? Then cuddle after.. it's a trap to get his attention. (If he asks for them to stop, they will)

Yes! I'll choose my Horror boys since I haven't written anything for them yet.

Champagne:

Being a skele of infinite patience. It takes alot to push his buttons. But he knows your game so he plays along. "IS IT MY ATTENTION YOU WANT, MY DEAR?" he asks smoothly. He caresses your cheek softly before lifting you in his arms and placing you two on the couch for cuddle time.

Caffiene:

He wouldn't understand what you're doing at first? His first thought would be why you're being mean to him. It takes a moment to register that you're trying to play with him so he immediately goes into goofy mode and wraps his arms around you tightly and "i-i'm not going to let go until you cuddle with me." He says with a small smile.

Butcher E:

Butcher remembers being a jokester a long time ago when he hears you trying to joke with him. He smiles fondly remembering his days when his Underground was normal and no one was starving. He gets lost in his thoughts so you have to snap him out of it. He starts getting sad and wants cuddles to help lift his mood.

Trapper P:

Trapper remembers how his brother used to prank and joke. He is slightly confused though as he hasn't heard anything like that in a long time and he immediately embraces you as he misses when Butcher would mess around with him. "I WOULD LIKE CUDDLES PLEASE."

[ivyprism]

quick all the cute skeleguys have turned into bitties sized version of themselves for 2 days how do they feel the second they noticed by looking at there S/O! [yes i felt like asking this]

I- Okay, uh... Anon... You're gonna have to be MORE specific.

-H

[uva-academy-vio]

happy valentines to you and your arven. :P

@arven-sada-turo

thanks!! but uh. i'm not dating him??? we're just good friends djfhdjsfh

[wishingstarinajar]

A while back, I asked my Twitter Followers to suggest outfits for Rewind because I wanted to give this #sixoutfits challenge a try. I had a lot of nice and fun suggestions and it was super hard to pick just six so I went with nine. I was going to do twelve at first buuuuttt... too much work xD Rewind looks good in about anything! Snares belongs to @stankychee because of course Rewind has to dress up as his favorite skeleguy out there! S-E-Sagas Collection was designed by @s-e-sagas specifically for this challenge. Thank you for that!

[battlemaiden13]

So sorry if this has already been asked, i'm only a few asks into MList 4 ;vv; but I had to get this out of my brain.

What if the skeleguys pets or their siblings pet(especially those who have a service animal), started trying to alert his SO ? Like just general pawing, nudging hand, trying climb into their lap or get their attention. Sometimes they make noises- like just general signs of " yo, take a break. Check yourself." The SO doesn't know whats wrong though and is confused. They listen to the pet and allow them to do their thing - however the pet tries to help. Maybe if they both decided to shrug it off, and he comes back later to see SO napping or just really mellowed out compared to normal with the Animal on them.

After a bit of confusion and checking they found out SO has general anxiety. (Nothing particularly triggering, just medical stuff) and SO's response is "oh... its not normal to feel that way?" Turns out, SO tells their bonefriend, they have felt that way (panicky and nervous) for literal years and thought thats just how life was lol. They just learned to suppress it.

Thank you so much for your time, I am loving your blog! (And sorry for the like spam ;-; i tend to get fixated on things)

-🦈☁️ anon

So currently Dog, owned by Sans and Papyrus, is the only service animal (not that the other skeletons don’t need or use Dog) but for the sake of this ask we’re going to pretend all of the skeletons own at least one service animal. 

Sans - Honestly not surprised you thought it was normal. He didn’t think much about his own anxiety until they got Dog either. He’s glad you’ve figured it out now though and he, Dog and Papyrus will all be here to help manage your anxiety going forward.  

Papyrus -He was wondering why Dog seemed less lazy then normal although he can’t say he’s happy to hear you’ve felt bad since forever. On the plus side Papyrus already knows a heap of ways to help with anxiety since he researched it for Sans and He’s a lot of help. 

Red - He can’t help but laugh at your response. Of course normal people aren’t going around panicking all the time. He has high anxiety all of the time so although he can relate he might not be able to help a lot here but he is very supportive . The two of you talk about it a lot and discuss what each of you can do to make things easier. His service animal is basically shared between the two of you although you try not to distract the poor animal. 

Edge - He’s honestly relieved to hear it’s just general anxiety. They have the animal for Red who is all kinds of messed up so yours is basically nothing in comparison. That doesn’t mean Edge isn’t going to take this extremely seriously. The two of you are going to learn together exactly what to do to help keep you calm. 

Blue - He’s fretting over you know but in the most reassuring and positive way ever. It is so clear he cares a lot for you and Blue is extremely good at helping you manage your anxiety. Even if Blue doesn’t see an anxiety attack coming he is always prepared with things to help calm you down, whether that's a fidget or just a good distraction. 

Orange -Well now that he knows you have anxiety he knows what to look out for. Orange is very observant and can see when you are beginning to get a tad overwhelmed, he also knows exactly how to calm you down and prevent a full on attack. You have never felt so relieved. Orange is just happy he and his dog could help you. 

Berry -It stresses him out. He is the one who has the service animal, not Syrup so having them alert to you makes Berry feel like he might have done something wrong or messed you up in some way before the two of you get an explanation. Berry tries to help you with your anxiety as best he can but sometimes he feels like he falls short. 

Syrup -He is very patient and understanding. The two of you learn about your mild anxiety together and how to help you with it. Syrup knows all your triggers and is super supportive. Whatever you need he will help you with and he is more than happy to do so. 

[nighttimepixels]

Ok I thought I'd ask you this since you're the one with the DND skeles but I had an idea in SSLL, Would the lodge rather be an abandoned temple to the aasimar landlady? The temple is dedicated to her because of the link to her God but finds that the group of Un-dead squatting there are actually just a mercenary party?

Oh, actually, the Lodge & Lodge versions of the skeletons a la SSLL belong to the lovely and delightful @tyranttortoise! :D So I’d totally pitch this to her if you’re lookin’ for SSLL specific thoughts on the boys :) (though Q belongs to @jolie-in-the-underground!)

I know it can get a bit confusing, as more than one person has a preference for the same core group of skeleguys XD but Ty totally started a trend there!

In general as far as DnD-ing a group of the skeleguys and an insert/reader lady, it sounds to me like you’ve got an idea with some excitement and passion behind it! If it’s striking your fancy, then I 100% think you should have fun with it :D

EDIT: also though, I’m flattered re being turned to for DND skeleton things!! Hoping this didn’t come off as being flippant, oh geez. In general, I think that’s a radical way to interpret any sort of hub/lodge, even if I totally defer to Ty re specifically SSLL things & her boys X) Plus them as a wayward mercenary party is delightful.

[ratsoh-writes]

I have a silly headcanon that I would like to share. I have a feeling that Star would brag about his S/O all the time, but when the skeleguys(the social ones) ask about his S/O and want to meet her, everytime, Star says that she's busy and can't make it. S/O is so busy that the guys start to joke to Star that he may be making up his S/O, even though Star and the S/O do a bunch of things together and Star always has a story to tell about the things that they do. And Honey is the only one that has seen the S/O and is even close friends with her. 

Ohmygosh Star would hate this so much. Especially since the jock squad are meanies who love getting a chance to tease him back for once.

However, there’s a few who would vouch for him. Honey of course will shut anyone up by showing off a picture of himself and Star with SO. And then there’s sugar who can sniff romance from a mile away. Star would never fake a girlfriend/boyfriend!!!!! Also Pluto is sensitive and would feel bad about all the teasing, so he’d try to stick up for Star too lol.

It’s all harmless fun though and Star would probably introduce SO to the guys as his imaginary girlfriend/boyfriend when they finally get to meet lol

[asktheskelelodge]

Guidelines and FAQ

*What’s the purpose of this blog?

To have fun and ask the monsters questions directly--or tell them something that’s been on your mind!  You may vent, and you may also ask for advice.

You can also ask them SSLL-related questions if you want insight/possible spoilers.  I know you guys enjoy the POV chapters, so you can ask the skeleguys here if you’re curious about something that’s happened.

You can also ask the BPT skeles if you’re curious about them.

Orrrrr, it can just be general and unrelated to my fanfiction at all.  

*What’s the difference between this blog and the tortoise partyblog? 

This blog is always open, and instead of it being a party setting with people sending in casual rp starters, it’s mainly question-based or just general talking to the monsters.  This doesn’t mean there won’t be some casual rp going on, but I’ll be a little more selective with it for the simple reason that I can’t maintain 70 separate rps.  

That said-- this blog will also be different from the partyblog in that I won’t answer every ask, and I won’t necessarily go in order. 

This blog is also slower-paced, so don’t expect 100 posts in a day like the partyblog.

Just like the party blog, however, you can send in asks as yourself, an OC, or even another Undertale character.

*Will there still be parties on the other blog?

Maybe?

*What monsters can we send in asks to on this blog?

Check out the list of available monsters here!  

*What can I submit to the lodge?

 By submissions, I’m talking about pictures and fanart.  No nudes, please; if you send a selfie, don’t let it be too revealing.  I also ask that you don’t send fanart unless it directly relates to something that happened on the blog--or it’s fanart of Buc or Cap’n since those are directly my characters.  I’m a little selective with what I post submission-wise because I want to be mindful of my followers’ dashboards.

*Additional Info:

This blog accepts SFW and NSFW asks! Unlike my main blog, I won’t hide the NSFW things beneath a cut or post mobile links, so please keep this in mind.  This blog is sinner-friendly, so if that’s not your cup of tea, I suggest blacklisting the nsfw tag.  Heck, I’ll even try to throw a “skele sin” tag on those, too, to make it easier to blacklist.

Anything that’s actually canon to SSLL will be tagged “ssll canon”, just in case you guys are curious.  

And any and all pixel icons I may use in answers were made by the lovely Night.