#ask muni

[muniimyg]

CHRISTMAS & CHILL

was this on your wishlist?

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merry christmas, hoe hoe hoe <3

au/genre:

boyfriend au

fluff and smut

parts:

♡ knj: wit it this christmas

♡ ksj: buy me presents

♡ myg: true love

♡ jhs: last christmas

♡ pjm: winter things

♡ kth: santa baby

♡ jjk: mistletoe

[muniimyg]

tension & banter forever 💛

hello!!!! i just read bed chem for the first time and whoa?,!;!;!;!;$ i don’t usually read frenemies type shit but the tension banter and argument was too good 10/10!!! also mind if i say jk here is so rude :/ esp chapter 2 i believe (?) him exposing that oc is a virgin n whatnot😭 yea that’s too much. ngl if i were her i’d be petty n let someone else take it!

Hi hi! Not sure if you meant this for the author of bed chem which is @muniimyg ! <3 I totally agree it’s a 10/10 though🤭

[bluishfrog]

hi hi

I offer a prompt if u want :D

https://www.tumblr.com/rcnhide/763954778738917376/high-school-musical-cast-can-i-have-this?source=share

[themultifanshipper]

LilGalexy (Lilly Muni He x George Russell x Alex Albon) with "I can't believe you've made a sex tape. Without me :(."

The reason Alex and Lily haven't made one with George is because they keep laughing at George letting out one of his britishisms during sex and the horny mood is completely derailed.

"Blimey”

“Ding Dong”

“Alrighty then, lads”

These are all things that George has said during sex. Alex and Lily have been keeping a fucking list.

Warnings: this started out pretty fluffy then got a bit depraved towards the end. Smidge of angst, scheming, threesome, sextape (obviously), oral, gags, spanking, cum eating (just trust me), maybe a tad ooc for lily

Requested from my prompt list

Alex and Lily had been trying to make a sextape for some time now, but unfortunately their boyfriend had a tendency to be… well, very unsexy when he got a bit of adrenaline pumping through him. They had made a few, just the two of them, before they had included George in the relationship, but the subject never came up and it was too late now to tell him about them without hurting his feelings.

They desperately wanted to make one with him though, despite his clumsy demeanor. But he ruined them all by coming out with expressions more ridiculous each time, so they eventually gave up.

But Alex had an idea one day, so they had decided to try something a bit despicable. Instead of telling George about it, they decided to spontaneously film themselves right before they knew George was due home, so that he could join them naturally without the extra pressure of the camera, which made him nervous at times.

So there they were, just the two of them, Alex between Lily's thighs, lapping at her cunt as she writhed on the bed, both very excited for George's arrival any minute now. Alex had set up the camera in the corner, not too visible, and it had been recording for a few minutes now.

When Alex added a couple of fingers to his ministrations, Lily moaned so loud that they didn’t hear the front door go.

They did however hear shuffling in the corridor, and George's voice call out their names.

This was it.

He was going to come in and join them, smooth as a cucumber and the sex tape would be a success (they were terrible people for not telling George but desperate times, desperate measures, you know?).

But of course as soon as the door opened and George walked in the mood changed drastically.

“Golly gosh! What's all this then?”

The two people on the bed wailed in despair as the mood was effectively ruined. There was really no hope for this man.

“Geoooorge… One of these days we're going to need to fucking gag you to stop you from ruining sex, you prick!” Alex yelled, frustrated.

He knew it was mean but it just kind of slipped out. He wasn't trying to hurt George in any way but the man obviously didn't take it well, because his shoulders slumped and he muttered a quiet “oh… sorry” before turning on his heel and walking out. Alex got up quickly to follow him.

“Wait! George I didn-”

Lily grabbed his arm “Let him go babe, he'll come around, but that was quite mean” she said, stroking his hand gently.

Some plan this shaped up to be.

Unfortunately that wasn't the end of the misery for George. He went snooping around the week after, while Lily and Alex were out, and found the other tapes.

Lily came home first and found a depressed George, wrapped in a Union Jack blanket (there was really no hope for this man) and shoveling Ice cream into his mouth.

“I can't believe you made a sex tape… without me”

“Oh George…” Lily heart broke, and she snuggled up to him on the couch. Alex wouldn't be home for a few hours so there was plenty of time to make it up to George without another clumsy man making anything worse. And Lily actually had a plan to set in motion.

A few days earlier she’d had an idea. Alex had angrily joked about gagging George… but what if that was the solution?

She talked to George about it, and George understood. He couldn’t help the things he said sometimes, and even he could look back and realise how he could ruin the mood a bit, so he agreed to a gag.

And just to get back at Alex for 1. Yelling at him and 2. Not telling him about the other tapes, they decided not to warn him.

So before Alex got home, they set up the camera in the living room, facing the couch.

On said couch sat George in nothing but his underwear, and a lovely red ribbon that Lily had found (she definitely hadn't gone and bought it just for this), secured in his mouth to stop him from talking.

And of course they couldn't help themselves having a bit of fun before Alex got there. So Lily got on her knees between George's legs and started teasing him with her mouth over the fabric of his tight boxers.

And that's how Alex found them when he came in. George whimpering and whining into the gag as Lily pulled down his underwear and licked a broad stripe from base to tip.

“What a sight the two of you make!”

George’s eyes snapped open to meet Alex's. He whimpered into the gag as Lily took him into her mouth, almost down to the base, then pulled off completely.

“I found a solution to our little problem” she said, getting up to give Alex a peck on the lips “Do you like it?”

Alex nodded dumbly as he stared at his boyfriend spread out on the couch, flushed and sweaty and incredibly hard cock leaking onto his stomach

“God he's so… pliant.” Alex surged forward to cup George's chin, thumb brushing over George's lips streched by the gag, noticing a few unshed tears in George's eyes “You really like this, don't you?”

George whimpered as he nodded, and Lily joined Alex as they both stood over him.

“Please!” George tried to say, but it came out muffled.

Lily laughed and stroked his hair gently. “You want us to make you feel good, sweetie?”

George nodded again. The speed with which he was completely submitting was a surprise, but not an unwelcome one, as George had always been relatively dominant in bed (or at least in the few times they had managed to get him into bed without him ruining it).

“Alex is going to fuck you while you're inside me, okay?”

George groaned and Alex raised his eyebrows. “Did you plan this?”

“I did” she smiled and pecked him again before taking her clothes off and sitting on the sofa, leaning her body backwards so that George could easily slot in between her legs.

He scrambled to do so and Alex laughed “eager to please, good boy” and George shuddered at that.

That was also a surprise, and Alex was going to milk that for all it was worth.

“Wait Lily you need prep!” Alex suddenly remembered.

“No I uhh… I prepped before you got home” she blushed slightly.

The image of her fingering herself on her own, probably in their bed, made the two men groan in unison as George's hand went to her wet folds and easily slipped two fingers in.

“Go on, George, fill our girl up then”

George wasted no time. He slid in slowly until his hips were flush with Lily's, making her let out a shaky moan at the feeling of fullness her own fingers couldn't provide earlier.

The couch was long, long enough to allow For Lily and George's bodies, and for Alex to sit comfortably behind George to start prepping him.

At first George managed not to move, to help him out a bit, but as soon as Alex slid the third finger in and grazed George’s prostate, he couldn’t help but grind his hips back and forth, head thrown back as Lily fluttered around him at the movement.

She spoke up, voice barely above a shaky whisper. “Much more of this and our boy is going to come before you're even inside of him, Alex.”

The Williams driver nodded and lined himself up behind George, thumbs drawing circles into his hips.

“Ready baby?” Alex said gently.

George whimpered into the gag and nodded so furiously he almost headbutted Alex. So Alex chuckled and grabbed George’s hair and pulled on it, while slowly sliding into him.

George could really feel the stretch and the noise he let out was truly pornographic, and Alex started shallowly thrusting into him, which made George's hips slam against Lily's, making both of them moan in unison at the pleasure that was coursing through them.

Alex set the pace, releasing George’s hair in favour of grabbing his hips to move them exactly how he wanted.

Just then, he heard a small beep. It was barely noticeable, but Alex definitely recognized it as the low battery warning on their camera.

His eyes snapped up to where he thought it came from and landed on said camera, sitting on the shelf in the corner.

They had both planned this without him. And it was finally working. The realization made him groan and fuck into George faster. He leaned in closer and spoke right into his ear.

“You're being such a good little slut for us, aren't you Georgie?”

The younger man couldn’t answer of course but his body tensed as he whined, and Alex knew he was getting close.

Lily, who had been riled up all day at the thought of what was going to happen, was getting close too and was tightening around George by the minute, so Alex's hand came down to her clit, thumb rubbing messy circles into it.

“Look at our girl, George. She's about to come on your cock like a good girl whil I use you to fuck her”

And that was too much for poor George as he came with a muffled wail, Alex nailing his prostate on every thrust and Lily’s tight walls milking him for all he was worth.

Alex and Lily shared a brief look and quickly agreed on what to do next.

Alex untied the gag and dragged George down so he was level with the cum now seeping out of her.

“Look at that pretty cunt, George. You've made a mess, haven't you? Now clean it all up like a good boy.” And with that he roughly shoved the younger man's face between her thighs.

George immediately started licking and sucking at her folds, cleaning up as much of his cum as possible, even using his fingers to scoop it out. Lily came in no time and she grabbed George’s hair as her back arched off the couch and her legs trembled with the force of her orgasm.

“Jesus George… who knew you were such a filthy cum slut, fuck-” Alex groaned and unexpectedly came deep inside George, hips slowly grinding to a halt. Maybe he was also discovering things about himself today.

As they all caught their breaths, the unmistakable noise of the camera shutting down could be heard over their panting. George chuckled as he rolled onto his side, letting Lily get up to go get cleaned up.

“I'd say the timing on that was bloody good, old chap!” George said, grinning up at his boyfriend, obviously doing it on purpose now.

Alex groaned and gave him a hard smack on the ass, making George gasp and his cock twitch in interest. Alex lifted an eyebrow at him.

George looked only slightly bashful, but he was in fact getting hard again, so Alex smacked him even harder.

The full body jerk and the shaky moan George let out turned Alex on more than he would ever admit. Maybe the key to getting George to shut the fuck up was to rough him up a bit. Get him breathless and whiny for it so he couldn't think.

The thought of that alone made Alex realise he was also half hard again already.

“I don't want to wait for the camera to charge to start round two. I think we got what we needed this time.”

And he jumped on George, the kiss more teeth and spit than anything else, their hands quickly finding flesh to grab onto as Alex's nails dug into George's hips and thighs, marking him up, and giving George bruises to press into later, to remind him how good he could have it when he just kept his mouth shut.

[dnfity]

wdym its been 2 years since The dnf month January 2023

[memeswithdrms]

dnf it takes you will always be famous ( they did it like it almost 2 years ago for the 1st time) January dnf 2023 I treasure u forever

what is time. the dnf january was 2 years ago

[whore-nelle]

awww no :(

also sharing this w u he knew they won yesterday:0

Awwwww bby :')

[quigzahhutt]

📓 :3c

Put "📓" or some other version of a book emoji into my inbox and I'll explain the plot of a fanfiction that I haven't written but daydream about

YIPPEE I HAVE SOO MUCH TO SAY. I hope u like threesomes and sargebon bcuz this is just. a whole lot of that :)

SO. for the longest time I've been so hooked on the idea of Alex and Lily coaxing Logan into a very tender and deeply caring relationship, but Logan misreading their advances as just playful flirting or like attempts at just a threesome. which he's totally fine with because, well, they're both really hot if Logan is being honest with himself (especially if like. Logan isn't quite sure how he feels about men; he knows he likes women for sure, and men are similar but just to a lesser degree- the idea of dating another man doesn't quite revolt him as much his buddies back home seem to feel. also, Alex is the first man Logan is interested in actually dating, not just fooling around with, which is a little startling for him)

I imagine like... Alex constantlyyyy flirts with Logan and of course, Logan just passes it up as Alex's humor, a brittle attempt at making their workplace environment a little less downtrodden, less like a burden and more like something to look forward to. because Logan does look forward to it. working with Alex is fun, and it's nice to actually feel like someone in Williams cares about him, desires him enough to express it even if it is just a joke half the time (most of the time)

but then Alex's advances start feeling a little too.. touchy, and Logan, being the ridiculously and nauseatingly considerate person he is, begins feeling a little concerned because, does Lily know this is going on? does Lily know that her boyfriend is actively flirting with another man? does Lily know that her boyfriend is staring at him from across the room like he wants to pin Logan to the wall like a butterfly in a shadowbox? it's just a lot of feelings and while Logan is pleased to have so much of Alex's attention on him, he's really concerned for Lily

so, Logan decides that he doesn't think it's the right thing to do to just text Lily about it (+ he doesn't even have her phone number so) bcuz he has like. a weird complex about texting the girlfriend of the guy who's been lowkey trying to get into his pants for a few months so. anyways. fast forward and it's a race weekend and Lily is there, and so Logan is like "oh perfect I can tell her about Alex acting weird and everything will go back to normal and I'll stop feeling this weird feeling in my chest!" plot twist. Lily actually finds Logan first so she can ask him to dinner that night with Alex to this nice restaurant! (the one that Alex actually brought up in that one episode of team torque, the one that he said that Lily said "Logan would like that place" wink wink) and Logan, of course, is cornered by this beautiful woman who is asking him to go out with her and her equally beautiful boyfriend who Logan has lowkey been lusting after for weeks. and the feeling in his chest doesn't go away

SO. Logan somehow ends up at this nice restaurant, all dressed up, sitting at a table with two also very dressed up people who happen to be a) very attractive and b) dating. and Logan kind of wants to hide in the bathroom for the rest of the night bcuz he feels strangely like a third wheel while also feeling like the two of them are trying to crawl into his skin. they keep looking at him all soft and expecting, and Lily keeps slipping her hand on his thigh underneath the table, and Logan is wondering if Alex is aware of it, and now he's feeling stuck because he thought that Alex was maybe trying to cheat on Lily, but now Lily is the one acting like a hound with her hands feeling all too hot against Logan's thigh

by the time Logan works up the courage to excuse himself to the bathroom, Alex beats him to the punch and excuses himself first, which is like a big 'ah shit' moment because is it weird to go to the bathroom at the same time? and also it would probably be in bad form to leave a woman at a table alone when you're out together, right? and also this gives Logan the opportunity to talk to Lily about how Alex has been acting; so Logan swallows the beehive in his throat and turns to Lily all like "hey by the way your boyfriend has been persistently flirting with me and touching my ass and looking at me like he wants to kiss me and coddle me and turn me into a bowl of sticky rice and that he then wants to eat" all in one breath and Lily can't help but laugh, and it leaves Logan feeling really silly

and she of course leaves her hand on his thigh, and then bats her eyelashes before confirming that, yes, she's aware that her boyfriend is flirting with him, and then also confirms something doubly insane; she's the one orchestrating most of it. then Logan learns that while, yes, Alex has a big fat crush on him, Lily is also pretty interested.

at first, Logan feels really dumb, but he also feels confused, because it sounds like they both want something really complex from him, but there's no way that they actually want to date him, right? they're just in it for a threesome. right?

and then oops, Logan verbalizes all that, but this time, Lily doesn't laugh, and she instead moves her hand from his thigh up to his bicep, and the look in her eyes is all too serious when she says that they don't just want him for a good fuck. they dont even know if Logan is a good fuck at all, but they do know that they're insanely interested and that Alex has been wanting Logan in a very Not Normal way for a loooong time and Lily finds Logan horribly endearing (+ it would be nice to have another American to help her team up on Alex every now and again) and so. the offer is on the table

and then the night goes on, and Logan simultaneously feels wayyy more relaxed but also like he has ice cubes in his pants which are melting. currently. and very fast. and then he goes to bed that night and he can't stop thinking about their proposal the entire time that he's trying to fall asleep. and then he can't stop thinking about it when he wakes up, and then the day after, and the day after that. and it becomes a whole thing that Logan is having an increasingly hard time dealing with on his own

and then. 2024 happens, and it continues to happen, and then Logan gets fired. and he doesn't have any idea what to do other than to show up at Alex's door on the night he gets the news, and Alex has no idea, but when he gets an arm full of Logan, he doesn't say anything. he doesn't comment on the bags under Logan's eyes or the lingering, tacky layer of sweat all over his body because he couldn't bring himself to shower after being cleared from medical. and when Logan tells him, he can feel Alex's entire body tense up at the news, like he was just thwacked hard with a whip across the small of his back

and then it's kind of weird after that. Alex goes to see Logan immediately after the race as quickly as he can, but unfortunately he can't stay long, and so he gives Logan Lily's phone number and tells him to give her a call, that it'll help to have someone to talk to who hasn't been through something so painfully similar before, and then Alex leaves. and Logan calls Lily as soon as he boards his plane to Florida

and then it just turns into a thing, sort of. the two of them talk, and Alex is there sometimes in bed with her, or just generally around, ruminating in their shared hotel room all the while Logan lies in his own bed, shirtless and vacant but feeling a little less empty than before

and then when his friends ask who hes talking to, he shrugs, because even he doesn't really know. is Lily his friend? a strange sort of therapist? his girlfriend? the last one puts a lot of knots in Logan's chest, knots that he can't untangle right now, and so when people ask, he just says 'a friend'. which still doesn't feel quite right but it's better than telling them 'my ex teammates girlfriend of 6 years who I've been talking to almost every hour of the day since I was fired'. that would sound really bad

but then he kind of starts thinking about it, especially when Lily sits on FaceTime in nothing but her bra and a lazy pair of athletic shorts as they chat, or when Alex answers her phone instead, obviously still in bed and shirtless and Logan can hear the shower running in the other room. Logan lets himself think about what they might've been doing, or what they might have not been doing, and it doesn't freak him out as much as he thought it might would, or how much he thinks it should

and so he brings it up. reminds them of the idea of dating, even if it is long distance, and Alex snorts because 'great, balancing a long distance girlfriend wasn't enough, I definitely need a long distance boyfriend, too' and it makes Logan snort and roll his eyes, and everything feels really natural and good and nothing like how it all did a few months ago, back at the restaurant when Logan felt like he was going to choke on his own tongue

and then that's it. they talk whenever they can, and Alex starts telling him about all the embarrassing things Lily does, and Lily in turn does it for Alex, and Logan can't help but laugh because he already knew about most of the things that Alex does, and Lily cracks a joke about them already dating behind her back, and that she should've heeded Logan's warning all those months ago, and it's good

Logan starts telling his friends that he's talking to his girlfriend whenever they ask, and his boyfriend whenever they ask again, and he deals with the funny looks and the questions, and its not nearly as horrible as he thought it would be

and that's the plotline that has been eating away at me since. May. MAY. and the primary reason I haven't written it is just that like... long fics are so hard for me and I just know I'd get burnt out, and that would lead to a whole lot of grief about failing and yadda yadda, but I'm glad I could finally yap about it :)

[caprifiles]

not the anon who asked about the outfits but since you're volunteering then why not both plzz

10. best wags outfits of the year

let's go !!

anon, thank you for asking !! i had so much fun choosing these outfits !!

ask me something

[thelovelycircusau]

Could you perhaps give us some showtime crumbs please!! (If not that’s okay no pressure love your au!!)💖

Sure love coffee…

[muniimyg]

a scenario where the reader gets a job at hybe and meets jk. like a meet cute or something. love at or at intrigues about each other at first sight.

she’s a fan but she keeps herself composed and professional!

“that’s my parking spot.”

you’re only 5 minutes later than your usual arriving time and this is what you’re greeted with.

some guy parking his motorcycle in your spot. he’s lucky you didn’t honk at him! it’s 7:55AM so he should consider that a blessing.

this entire thing has you parking your car to the side, more than ready to fight for your spot. this was assigned to you! and this is only your 2nd week at hybe—you refuse to be known as the pushover.

you wave at the man in a helmet and hope he sees you. awkwardly, you inch closer to him as he pulls out the keys from his harley.

“unless you’re jungkook or something then it’s all yours—oh.”

you’re not dumb.

it was bound to happen sometime.

whether it be a staff meeting, seeing him around the halls, or being stuck in an elevator with him… it was only a matter of time until you’d meet jungkook.

the man takes off his helmet and runs his fingers through his hair. revealing himself, he looks at you, trying to process your words. then, his expression changes from uncertainty to a warm gaze.

“my bad,” he chuckles. “jimin took mine this morning so i parked here… i thought this was his spot.”

you shake your head, trying to compose your excitement. but wow, so much runs through your mind…

he’s so handsome.

he’s on his fucking motorcycle and you’re seeing it in the flesh. in real time.

jungkook begins to apologize, preparing to park somewhere else but you shake your head. clearing your throat, you straighten up your posture and fold.

“it’s okay,” you blink. “i’ll park somewhere else.”

“i’ll move, it’s no problem—“

“please don’t. you’re jungkook—“

“but this is your parking spot.”

“i know.”

jungkook tilts his head and acts like he’s in deep thought. “… technically i am your boss…”

you laugh at his response, completely agreeing with him. he joins you and for a moment your delusional mind lets you think that; oh my god. he’s looking at me like that?

you feel your knees weaken.

his lips tighten and you bite your inner cheek to soak in the pause between you two. partly because in the midst of this mundane and mediocre morning—jungkook has completely switched the mood.

so, you give in entirely.

“exactly. take the spot for today,” you assure him. with stern eyes, you add, “—but only for today.”

he offers you half a smile and gets off his motorcycle. he places his hand on your shoulder and leans in to say;

“same time tomorrow?“

[askthecmcs]

if you were all stranded on a deserted island, which one of you would survive the longest

[bluishfrog]

100k money prize frm where 👀

Summary: why it's stupid to say that Sapnap shouldn't play with a competitive mindset just cause he doesn't need the prize money.

Okay, so the twitch rivals tournament has a prize pool of 100K. Not all of it goes to the winner, but someone said it's around 70K for first prize and then some smaller amounts for second prize and so on.

Now, there have been some people saying that Sapnap shouldn't win because he doesn't need the money and doesn't deserve it.

Which... yeah, he doesn't need it (and he very much knows that and even explicitly acknowledged that on stream) but it's a tournament, it's not about distributing money to those who need it. (And who would even decide what qualifies as needing money? How would you do that? Would you have everyone submit their income documents and then calculate a cut-off or what?)

So if the purpose of prize money isn't need, what is it then?

An inventive to play as well as you can. To take the game as seriously as possible, despite it being "just a game" (more thoughts on "just a game"). Because a tournament where players aren't all in - for whatever reason - is just not fun to watch at all.

We want players to want to win. We want them to put their all into it. How boring would it be if you were watching a 100m race, but every time the runners stop right before the finish line and start "after you"-ing each other.

Now why is Sapnap's competitiveness different from some other examples we have seen recently?

Unless provoked, he keeps it inside the game. Yes, he is competitive as fuck, and you could definitely argue that he takes it a bit too far at times, but generally his competitiveness and aggressive attitude are contained within the game. Which is a legitimate player characteristic. Nearly every game set up accounts for the archetype of the aggressive player. Everyone can decide for themselves if they vibe with that or not.

And in the end, money or no money, the purpose of a tournament like twitch rivals like this is to entertain (more thoughts on that too). And whether you like Sapnap or not, you have to admit, his antics are quite entertaining.

[ddreamteamies]

imiss dreamieeeeee psst come back

i miss him so much :[ i hope he and george are doing well they’re working so hard my dnfies

[transit-fag]

Hello! In your opinion, what city in the US would be the best to live in, in terms of public transportation? Of your knowledge of public transportation abroad, which country is the best?

Unsuprising, New York and Chicago have the best public transit systems, DC ranks pretty well, San Francisco is pretty good, but Muni metro needs some improvements, LA and Philadelphia have a decent ones, but still needs a lot of work and better service in some regions, Seattle is getting there but still needs a bit of work. But any of those cities you could live happily without a vehicle depending on what neighborhood you live in. And all of these do still need work and are not anywhere near perfection.

[memeswithdrms]

gm monogie 🐬

gm munington 🐢

have this gif of dnf hands