#ask muni

[muniimyg]

omg u should definitely do a scenario where oc is on some kind of business trip away from zion and jk and they are both sulky or arguing w each other all the time and they facetime oc (although with her taking off work for a year it might be too late for this but it could always just be an in the future thing!)

jungkook feels defeated.

he’s over it.

he’s fucking done.

it’s well past zion’s bedtime and he has tried everything. from stories, warm milk, even a short lullaby—still, zion is tucked stubbornly under the covers, his little face buried in the pillow.

jungkook sighs, running a hand through his messy hair, when his phone buzzes. it’s a facetime call from you.

he swipes to answer, and your bright smile fills the screen, the familiar warmth in your eyes immediately lifting some of the stress from his shoulders.

“hi honey,” you say softly, “how’s it going?”

jungkook groans, turning the camera to show zion pouting into the pillow.

“he won’t talk to me. he won’t even look at me,” jungkook says, voice laced with frustration. “he only wants you.”

you laugh lightly, shaking your head. “isn’t it past his bedtime?

“that’s the least of my problems,” jungkook whines. “i genuinely think our son hates me.”

you gasp. “you’re exaggerating.”

“i’m not.”

taking jungkook’s stern face seriously, you sigh and attempt to put things into perspective for him.

“honey, you two are too alike… that’s the problem.“

zion’s little head lifts at the sound of your voice, his big eyes peeking out from the pillow.

“mommy?”

“hi, baby,” you say, your tone softening instantly. “what’s going on? are you giving daddy a hard time?”

zion pouts. “he’s mean to me.”

jungkook’s eyes widen. mean to him? when? in between playing with him, feeding him, and bribing him with ice cream and new toys—mean fits in where?

you snicker at jungkook’s reaction. “zion, you have such a big heart. i know you do, my love. i think you can make some space for daddy for be in it.”

“but why?”

“zi, i love daddy… so i want you to love him too.”

zion fidgets, his face scrunching up as he mumbles, “fine…”

“zion…”

“i don’t know, mommy! i just… i miss you. i don’t like it when daddy reads my bedtime stories! it’s boring. he can sing good but he doesn’t even know the words to my favourite songs!”

your heart melts as you watch him pout, and jungkook sighs, clearly sharing the sentiment.

“zion, you know daddy is trying his best, right?” you say gently. “and i love him very much, so i need you to be nicer to him, okay?”

zion shifts, looking guilty.

“i’m sorry, daddy,” he whispers, glancing at jungkook through the screen. “i don’t know why i’m being mean… i just miss mommy a lot. she’s gooder at bedtime than you.”

jungkook softens, his earlier frustration fading.

“i miss her too, buddy,” he says quietly, reaching out to rub zion’s back. “but we gotta be a team while she’s away, right?”

zion nods slowly, finally sitting up. “okay… i’ll be nice now. i’m too sleepy to be mean.”

you smile, warmth spreading through you at the sight of the two most important people in your life working it out.

“that’s my boy. thank you for being so sweet,” you say, and then look at jungkook, who gives you a grateful smile.

“we’ll be fine,” jungkook reassures you, his voice softer now. “just… hurry home, okay?”

you laugh, nodding.

“i’ll be back before you know it.”

jungkook looks at you, gaze soft and heart full. he knows you’re right, but he kept help but feel uneasy. he truly misses you.

“goodnight, honey. i love you.”

you blow him a kiss and then lower your camera angle to your baby bump. smiling, you pat your tummy.

“goodnight honey. we love you too.”

[muniimyg]

tension & banter forever 💛

hello!!!! i just read bed chem for the first time and whoa?,!;!;!;!;$ i don’t usually read frenemies type shit but the tension banter and argument was too good 10/10!!! also mind if i say jk here is so rude :/ esp chapter 2 i believe (?) him exposing that oc is a virgin n whatnot😭 yea that’s too much. ngl if i were her i’d be petty n let someone else take it!

Hi hi! Not sure if you meant this for the author of bed chem which is @muniimyg ! <3 I totally agree it’s a 10/10 though🤭

[bluishfrog]

hi hi

I offer a prompt if u want :D

https://www.tumblr.com/rcnhide/763954778738917376/high-school-musical-cast-can-i-have-this?source=share

[themultifanshipper]

LilGalexy (Lilly Muni He x George Russell x Alex Albon) with "I can't believe you've made a sex tape. Without me :(."

The reason Alex and Lily haven't made one with George is because they keep laughing at George letting out one of his britishisms during sex and the horny mood is completely derailed.

"Blimey”

“Ding Dong”

“Alrighty then, lads”

These are all things that George has said during sex. Alex and Lily have been keeping a fucking list.

Warnings: this started out pretty fluffy then got a bit depraved towards the end. Smidge of angst, scheming, threesome, sextape (obviously), oral, gags, spanking, cum eating (just trust me), maybe a tad ooc for lily

Requested from my prompt list

Alex and Lily had been trying to make a sextape for some time now, but unfortunately their boyfriend had a tendency to be… well, very unsexy when he got a bit of adrenaline pumping through him. They had made a few, just the two of them, before they had included George in the relationship, but the subject never came up and it was too late now to tell him about them without hurting his feelings.

They desperately wanted to make one with him though, despite his clumsy demeanor. But he ruined them all by coming out with expressions more ridiculous each time, so they eventually gave up.

But Alex had an idea one day, so they had decided to try something a bit despicable. Instead of telling George about it, they decided to spontaneously film themselves right before they knew George was due home, so that he could join them naturally without the extra pressure of the camera, which made him nervous at times.

So there they were, just the two of them, Alex between Lily's thighs, lapping at her cunt as she writhed on the bed, both very excited for George's arrival any minute now. Alex had set up the camera in the corner, not too visible, and it had been recording for a few minutes now.

When Alex added a couple of fingers to his ministrations, Lily moaned so loud that they didn’t hear the front door go.

They did however hear shuffling in the corridor, and George's voice call out their names.

This was it.

He was going to come in and join them, smooth as a cucumber and the sex tape would be a success (they were terrible people for not telling George but desperate times, desperate measures, you know?).

But of course as soon as the door opened and George walked in the mood changed drastically.

“Golly gosh! What's all this then?”

The two people on the bed wailed in despair as the mood was effectively ruined. There was really no hope for this man.

“Geoooorge… One of these days we're going to need to fucking gag you to stop you from ruining sex, you prick!” Alex yelled, frustrated.

He knew it was mean but it just kind of slipped out. He wasn't trying to hurt George in any way but the man obviously didn't take it well, because his shoulders slumped and he muttered a quiet “oh… sorry” before turning on his heel and walking out. Alex got up quickly to follow him.

“Wait! George I didn-”

Lily grabbed his arm “Let him go babe, he'll come around, but that was quite mean” she said, stroking his hand gently.

Some plan this shaped up to be.

Unfortunately that wasn't the end of the misery for George. He went snooping around the week after, while Lily and Alex were out, and found the other tapes.

Lily came home first and found a depressed George, wrapped in a Union Jack blanket (there was really no hope for this man) and shoveling Ice cream into his mouth.

“I can't believe you made a sex tape… without me”

“Oh George…” Lily heart broke, and she snuggled up to him on the couch. Alex wouldn't be home for a few hours so there was plenty of time to make it up to George without another clumsy man making anything worse. And Lily actually had a plan to set in motion.

A few days earlier she’d had an idea. Alex had angrily joked about gagging George… but what if that was the solution?

She talked to George about it, and George understood. He couldn’t help the things he said sometimes, and even he could look back and realise how he could ruin the mood a bit, so he agreed to a gag.

And just to get back at Alex for 1. Yelling at him and 2. Not telling him about the other tapes, they decided not to warn him.

So before Alex got home, they set up the camera in the living room, facing the couch.

On said couch sat George in nothing but his underwear, and a lovely red ribbon that Lily had found (she definitely hadn't gone and bought it just for this), secured in his mouth to stop him from talking.

And of course they couldn't help themselves having a bit of fun before Alex got there. So Lily got on her knees between George's legs and started teasing him with her mouth over the fabric of his tight boxers.

And that's how Alex found them when he came in. George whimpering and whining into the gag as Lily pulled down his underwear and licked a broad stripe from base to tip.

“What a sight the two of you make!”

George’s eyes snapped open to meet Alex's. He whimpered into the gag as Lily took him into her mouth, almost down to the base, then pulled off completely.

“I found a solution to our little problem” she said, getting up to give Alex a peck on the lips “Do you like it?”

Alex nodded dumbly as he stared at his boyfriend spread out on the couch, flushed and sweaty and incredibly hard cock leaking onto his stomach

“God he's so… pliant.” Alex surged forward to cup George's chin, thumb brushing over George's lips streched by the gag, noticing a few unshed tears in George's eyes “You really like this, don't you?”

George whimpered as he nodded, and Lily joined Alex as they both stood over him.

“Please!” George tried to say, but it came out muffled.

Lily laughed and stroked his hair gently. “You want us to make you feel good, sweetie?”

George nodded again. The speed with which he was completely submitting was a surprise, but not an unwelcome one, as George had always been relatively dominant in bed (or at least in the few times they had managed to get him into bed without him ruining it).

“Alex is going to fuck you while you're inside me, okay?”

George groaned and Alex raised his eyebrows. “Did you plan this?”

“I did” she smiled and pecked him again before taking her clothes off and sitting on the sofa, leaning her body backwards so that George could easily slot in between her legs.

He scrambled to do so and Alex laughed “eager to please, good boy” and George shuddered at that.

That was also a surprise, and Alex was going to milk that for all it was worth.

“Wait Lily you need prep!” Alex suddenly remembered.

“No I uhh… I prepped before you got home” she blushed slightly.

The image of her fingering herself on her own, probably in their bed, made the two men groan in unison as George's hand went to her wet folds and easily slipped two fingers in.

“Go on, George, fill our girl up then”

George wasted no time. He slid in slowly until his hips were flush with Lily's, making her let out a shaky moan at the feeling of fullness her own fingers couldn't provide earlier.

The couch was long, long enough to allow For Lily and George's bodies, and for Alex to sit comfortably behind George to start prepping him.

At first George managed not to move, to help him out a bit, but as soon as Alex slid the third finger in and grazed George’s prostate, he couldn’t help but grind his hips back and forth, head thrown back as Lily fluttered around him at the movement.

She spoke up, voice barely above a shaky whisper. “Much more of this and our boy is going to come before you're even inside of him, Alex.”

The Williams driver nodded and lined himself up behind George, thumbs drawing circles into his hips.

“Ready baby?” Alex said gently.

George whimpered into the gag and nodded so furiously he almost headbutted Alex. So Alex chuckled and grabbed George’s hair and pulled on it, while slowly sliding into him.

George could really feel the stretch and the noise he let out was truly pornographic, and Alex started shallowly thrusting into him, which made George's hips slam against Lily's, making both of them moan in unison at the pleasure that was coursing through them.

Alex set the pace, releasing George’s hair in favour of grabbing his hips to move them exactly how he wanted.

Just then, he heard a small beep. It was barely noticeable, but Alex definitely recognized it as the low battery warning on their camera.

His eyes snapped up to where he thought it came from and landed on said camera, sitting on the shelf in the corner.

They had both planned this without him. And it was finally working. The realization made him groan and fuck into George faster. He leaned in closer and spoke right into his ear.

“You're being such a good little slut for us, aren't you Georgie?”

The younger man couldn’t answer of course but his body tensed as he whined, and Alex knew he was getting close.

Lily, who had been riled up all day at the thought of what was going to happen, was getting close too and was tightening around George by the minute, so Alex's hand came down to her clit, thumb rubbing messy circles into it.

“Look at our girl, George. She's about to come on your cock like a good girl whil I use you to fuck her”

And that was too much for poor George as he came with a muffled wail, Alex nailing his prostate on every thrust and Lily’s tight walls milking him for all he was worth.

Alex and Lily shared a brief look and quickly agreed on what to do next.

Alex untied the gag and dragged George down so he was level with the cum now seeping out of her.

“Look at that pretty cunt, George. You've made a mess, haven't you? Now clean it all up like a good boy.” And with that he roughly shoved the younger man's face between her thighs.

George immediately started licking and sucking at her folds, cleaning up as much of his cum as possible, even using his fingers to scoop it out. Lily came in no time and she grabbed George’s hair as her back arched off the couch and her legs trembled with the force of her orgasm.

“Jesus George… who knew you were such a filthy cum slut, fuck-” Alex groaned and unexpectedly came deep inside George, hips slowly grinding to a halt. Maybe he was also discovering things about himself today.

As they all caught their breaths, the unmistakable noise of the camera shutting down could be heard over their panting. George chuckled as he rolled onto his side, letting Lily get up to go get cleaned up.

“I'd say the timing on that was bloody good, old chap!” George said, grinning up at his boyfriend, obviously doing it on purpose now.

Alex groaned and gave him a hard smack on the ass, making George gasp and his cock twitch in interest. Alex lifted an eyebrow at him.

George looked only slightly bashful, but he was in fact getting hard again, so Alex smacked him even harder.

The full body jerk and the shaky moan George let out turned Alex on more than he would ever admit. Maybe the key to getting George to shut the fuck up was to rough him up a bit. Get him breathless and whiny for it so he couldn't think.

The thought of that alone made Alex realise he was also half hard again already.

“I don't want to wait for the camera to charge to start round two. I think we got what we needed this time.”

And he jumped on George, the kiss more teeth and spit than anything else, their hands quickly finding flesh to grab onto as Alex's nails dug into George's hips and thighs, marking him up, and giving George bruises to press into later, to remind him how good he could have it when he just kept his mouth shut.

[honelle56]

awww no :(

also sharing this w u he knew they won yesterday:0

Awwwww bby :')

[thelovelycircusau]

Could you perhaps give us some showtime crumbs please!! (If not that’s okay no pressure love your au!!)💖

Sure love coffee…

[caprifiles]

not the anon who asked about the outfits but since you're volunteering then why not both plzz

10. best wags outfits of the year

let's go !!

anon, thank you for asking !! i had so much fun choosing these outfits !!

ask me something

[askthecmcs]

if you were all stranded on a deserted island, which one of you would survive the longest

[ddreamteamies]

imiss dreamieeeeee psst come back

i miss him so much :[ i hope he and george are doing well they’re working so hard my dnfies

[transit-fag]

Hello! In your opinion, what city in the US would be the best to live in, in terms of public transportation? Of your knowledge of public transportation abroad, which country is the best?

Unsuprising, New York and Chicago have the best public transit systems, DC ranks pretty well, San Francisco is pretty good, but Muni metro needs some improvements, LA and Philadelphia have a decent ones, but still needs a lot of work and better service in some regions, Seattle is getting there but still needs a bit of work. But any of those cities you could live happily without a vehicle depending on what neighborhood you live in. And all of these do still need work and are not anywhere near perfection.

[ihugmomo]

your blog feels like tsubaki aoyagi from rondo or rei togetsu from happy around (d4dj)

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that's actually such a compliment omg 😭🥺 I love d4dj and tsubaki sm <3

my pfp is yuiitsu muni from jpop girl group MAD MEDiCiNE if you were curious!!

[muniimyg]

a scenario where the reader gets a job at hybe and meets jk. like a meet cute or something. love at or at intrigues about each other at first sight.

she’s a fan but she keeps herself composed and professional!

“that’s my parking spot.”

you’re only 5 minutes later than your usual arriving time and this is what you’re greeted with.

some guy parking his motorcycle in your spot. he’s lucky you didn’t honk at him! it’s 7:55AM so he should consider that a blessing.

this entire thing has you parking your car to the side, more than ready to fight for your spot. this was assigned to you! and this is only your 2nd week at hybe—you refuse to be known as the pushover.

you wave at the man in a helmet and hope he sees you. awkwardly, you inch closer to him as he pulls out the keys from his harley.

“unless you’re jungkook or something then it’s all yours—oh.”

you’re not dumb.

it was bound to happen sometime.

whether it be a staff meeting, seeing him around the halls, or being stuck in an elevator with him… it was only a matter of time until you’d meet jungkook.

the man takes off his helmet and runs his fingers through his hair. revealing himself, he looks at you, trying to process your words. then, his expression changes from uncertainty to a warm gaze.

“my bad,” he chuckles. “jimin took mine this morning so i parked here… i thought this was his spot.”

you shake your head, trying to compose your excitement. but wow, so much runs through your mind…

he’s so handsome.

he’s on his fucking motorcycle and you’re seeing it in the flesh. in real time.

jungkook begins to apologize, preparing to park somewhere else but you shake your head. clearing your throat, you straighten up your posture and fold.

“it’s okay,” you blink. “i’ll park somewhere else.”

“i’ll move, it’s no problem—“

“please don’t. you’re jungkook—“

“but this is your parking spot.”

“i know.”

jungkook tilts his head and acts like he’s in deep thought. “… technically i am your boss…”

you laugh at his response, completely agreeing with him. he joins you and for a moment your delusional mind lets you think that; oh my god. he’s looking at me like that?

you feel your knees weaken.

his lips tighten and you bite your inner cheek to soak in the pause between you two. partly because in the midst of this mundane and mediocre morning—jungkook has completely switched the mood.

so, you give in entirely.

“exactly. take the spot for today,” you assure him. with stern eyes, you add, “—but only for today.”

he offers you half a smile and gets off his motorcycle. he places his hand on your shoulder and leans in to say;

“same time tomorrow?“

[bluishfrog]

100k money prize frm where 👀

Summary: why it's stupid to say that Sapnap shouldn't play with a competitive mindset just cause he doesn't need the prize money.

Okay, so the twitch rivals tournament has a prize pool of 100K. Not all of it goes to the winner, but someone said it's around 70K for first prize and then some smaller amounts for second prize and so on.

Now, there have been some people saying that Sapnap shouldn't win because he doesn't need the money and doesn't deserve it.

Which... yeah, he doesn't need it (and he very much knows that and even explicitly acknowledged that on stream) but it's a tournament, it's not about distributing money to those who need it. (And who would even decide what qualifies as needing money? How would you do that? Would you have everyone submit their income documents and then calculate a cut-off or what?)

So if the purpose of prize money isn't need, what is it then?

An inventive to play as well as you can. To take the game as seriously as possible, despite it being "just a game" (more thoughts on "just a game"). Because a tournament where players aren't all in - for whatever reason - is just not fun to watch at all.

We want players to want to win. We want them to put their all into it. How boring would it be if you were watching a 100m race, but every time the runners stop right before the finish line and start "after you"-ing each other.

Now why is Sapnap's competitiveness different from some other examples we have seen recently?

Unless provoked, he keeps it inside the game. Yes, he is competitive as fuck, and you could definitely argue that he takes it a bit too far at times, but generally his competitiveness and aggressive attitude are contained within the game. Which is a legitimate player characteristic. Nearly every game set up accounts for the archetype of the aggressive player. Everyone can decide for themselves if they vibe with that or not.

And in the end, money or no money, the purpose of a tournament like twitch rivals like this is to entertain (more thoughts on that too). And whether you like Sapnap or not, you have to admit, his antics are quite entertaining.

[memeswithdrms]

what do you think was dnfs best date 🤔

idk how to pick the best one. the first that came to mind was this one (i fear i have lost the original pictures i can only find the edited ones with no text 😞) but this is when george said “cute date” for the first time it was a Moment

but also the stream from spain when they were both just walking around and went to that restaurant together and george was so soft always making sure dream is not on camera while he’s in his mysterious faceless girl era (dark times) and george telling dream he has to try and order in spanish for himself 😞🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 and someone gifting george a messi shirt and dream looking at him so Fondly

and hot pot dnf was also amazing because we got to see so much of it

[honelle56]

gm honelle 🌷

I Muni! How are you doing? :D

[petit-papillion]

Charles arriving at The Ritz Carlton | Montreal | 14 June 2023

Special appearances by Joris, Alex and Lily.

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