#ask memememe;

[zombiecicada]

Hey, Wolfbell!! Do you want more bacon? :D

(Unbeknownst to her, there are sleeping pills hidden in the bacon)

She’s heard of food comas, but this is kind of ridiculous.

Oh well.

It’s a nap she seriously needed. Especially before she tries a mission as big and daring as trying to go home.

Wolfbell receives a solid eight hours of sleep!

[sproutwings]

20 Questions for Fic Writers!

The lovely @crestfallercanyon tagged me for this weeks ago, and I haven't been ignoring it - I just didn't get around to it sooner. Sorry!

How many works do you have on AO3? 380 (382, technically, because two are still anon/unrevealed exchange works.)

What’s your total A03 word count? 1,123,214

What fandoms do you write for? Currently, mostly DCU, The Flash and a bunch of tiny fandoms, but I've been writing fanfic for ages, so I went through quite a few fandoms.

What are your top five fics by kudos?

a) cut me open, take my heart (DCU, JayTim, 1744 kudos) b) A Bird in the Hand (DCU, Dickstroke, 1694 kudos) c) Hook(er), Line and Sinker (The Flash, Coldflash, 1586 kudos) d) No Shortage of Blood (Original Works, Starving Vampire/Vampire Hunter Having A Moral Crisis, 1453 kudos) e) Portrait of the Artist as a Middle-Aged Man (Gossip Girl, Dan/Blair/Chuck, 1149 kudos)

Do you respond to comments? Why or why not? I always try to, but sometimes it takes a while to get around to it. /o\

What’s the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

I have no idea. I used to write a lot of angsty stuff back when I was younger but the older I get the more I gravitate towards fics that leave the characters in a... well, maybe not necessarily in a good place exactly, because I tend to ship a lot of dysfunctional ships and write unhealthy relationship dynamics, but I don't want the characters to feel hopeless and unhappy in the end, so even when they're in a bad situation, they're making the best out of it.

A very old, very angsty fic of mine is Too Close To Touch (Harry Potter, various permutations of Draco, Harry and Hermione). I don't know if it's the angstiest overall, but it occasionally still gets comments so it's fresh in my mind despite having been written almost two decades ago.

What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Oh no, this is similarly hard to answer. Maybe Throw Away the Plan (The Flash, Coldwestallen)? Most of my endings seem to be "the main conflict of the story is dealt with, the ship kisses and things are okay-ish for now". 🙃

Do you get hate on your fic? Maybe once or twice, but nothing dramatic or memorable, luckily enough.

Do you write smut? Sometimes.

Do you write crossovers? No.

Have you ever had a fic stolen? Yes! Someone copied a few of my fics word by word, replaced the names and posted them as Kpop RPS. D: D: D: I got the author to take them down, but they did it with a lot of people's fics and eventually AO3 banned them.

Have you ever had a fic translated? Yes, a few! I blanket allow translations, as long as they're credited properly and not posted anywhere but AO3.

Have you ever co-written a fic? Yes, but it was a really long time ago, and coordinating was pretty stressful. I prefer to work on my own schedule.

What‘s your all-time favourite ship? Noooo, don't make me choose. I love so many ships! If I absolutely had to pick one, it would be Tommy/Bubonic from Eye Candy, but it mostly depends on what I'm in the mood for right in that moment.

What’s the WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? There's Coldflash BDSM fic based on a long-forgotten Tumblr prompt I would have loved to write one day, but it would be far longer than anything I'm comfortable writing and it's only 'in progress' in so far that I have a few dialogue snippets from it written down yet.

What’s your writing strengths? Character voices and snappy banter, probably.

What’s your writing weaknesses? Plot!!!! As you can see by every fic I've written where the characters get captured or attacked by some nameless villain for nebulous reasons. I always handwave stuff like that because I simply can't bring myself to care about it or put any thought into it. 😅 Sorry!

Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic? As a reader, It always throws me out of the story. :(

First fandom you wrote for? The X-Files! Mulder/Krycek was teenage Sandrine's first fanfic obsession. (Though technically, I wrote terrible Star Wars and The Three Musketeers fic long before I knew what fanfic was! But I've decided that doesn't count. 😅)

Favourite fic you’ve ever written?

(never been) so much at stake (OW, Vampire Moonlighting As A Barista/Exhausted Vampire Hunter In Search Of Caffeine) is probably the best, but The Biggest Score of All (The Flash, Coldflash) has my heart!

I'm supposed to tag people here, and I'm terrible at this, so @waysheswings, @sunherirai, @moriavis, @zeroducks-2, @hithelleth, @elasticella - if you want to do this, consider yourself tagged and if you want to ignore it, pretend I never mentioned your name. And anyone else who sees this and wants to answer, you're also tagged! Yes, I mean YOU. :D

[cryptid-pet]

NSFW ART??!?!?!?!? BROSKI YOU BETTER SHOW IT

CHILE WHY ARE YALL IN MY INBOX IM AT THE DOCTORSSSS

[ahtae]

Just this once... (c.s)

You and Soobin have been friends forever...so one little kiss shouldn't hurt...right?

warnings: sub!soobin, use of nickname (binnie), heavy petting (no actual penetration), dry humping, friends to ???

You and Soobin were friends — plain and simple. A pair of friends who'd known each other for an unfathomable amount of time they can't even remember how they met. Growing up together has led the two of you becoming close, so much so he's staying over tonight because his family is out of town.

"Soobin can you shut the fuck up for two seconds?!" you shout from your computer desk. Soobin has been singing off-pitch (on purpose) for twenty entire minutes. You would've joined in normally, but you have a project due at midnight you're currently trying to finish.

"Memememe!" He echoes, making his hand into a mouth. You slap it away before he starts giggling.

"Seriously though, I need to finish this fucking project," you groan, rubbing your temples.

Soobin groans loudly before flopping down on your bed. "Come onnn," he whines, wiggling. "Hurry up."

"Yeah? Well you're too dumb to even have projects so don't whine because my stuff is tougher than yours!"

"Nu-uh!" He sits up, pouting like an insolent child. "Your mom always said I was the smartest out of all your friends," he argues.

"Then again, it's not that hard when you barely have any!"

You roll your eyes and throw the pillow you were sitting on. Soobin howls, catching pillows as you begin to type on your computer. You ignore the creaking from your bed. Soobin could entertain himself for one goddamn second.

You move your hand to the mouse, and are met with a different hand already there. Looking over you shoulder, you see that Soobin is leaned over you, look straight ahead at the monitor. Black glasses framing his face and sinking into his strands like magic.

"You forgot a period here," he says, voice rumbling by your ear. Soobin taps your hand away from the keyboard and begins to type on his own. The two of you are silent like that for a moment. Only the warmth of Soobin's chest above your head, and the air brushing your ear as he speaks to you.

"This is good but you can add— are you...okay?" Soobin asks, pushing his frames onto his nose.

You jolt out of your trance and push Soobin's hand away from the mouse. "Yeah, I think I'm just seeing things..." you say.

There's a brief silence as you finish up your project. Your heart is thudding in your ears. And for what? Soobin? Choi Soobin? The same little tot you knew to eat sand and cry on rollercoasters?

Out of the thinness of the air, Soobin breathes: "like seeing me differently?"

You hear him loud and clear, but don't process what he says until you fully let go of the mouse, and spin your computer chair around to face him. Soobin is sitting on your bed, leaning back with his arms behind him, facing you. He looks above his glasses with a stare to make you breathless.

"What?—"

"Don't do that," he shoots down.

"Do what?"

You see a jolt of frustration tick in his jaw. "Get up," Soobin commands.

"What?" You ask, confused by his sudden mood change.

Soobin steps towards you, wraps both hands around your shoulders, and pulls you to standing. In a blink you are met with his brown eyes, deep and dark like midnight chocolate.

He steps towards you, eyes flicking over your entire face before settling right under your nose. The heat of his glare now on your lips.

You feel something in you jolt, writhe underneath his staring. As Soobin changes his gaze to your eyes, yours lands on his lips. Pink and shaped like they're made to feel good. Like warm velvet against your skin.

You blink up at him, "Soobin. Soobin we can't, we— you are my friend—"

"I am a boy who has liked a girl long enough to not feel desperate to ask her for a kiss," Soobin blurts, the words coming hot and fast for him.

"Just this once...please."

All it takes is that last little word for you to wrap your hands around his neck and pull him into you. Soobin hands cling around your waist, grabbing at the fabric of your shirt as if he can hold this moment in his bare hands.

He's so soft. Smooth and buttery like he was made in a bakery. Soobin breathes against you, warm breath fanning against your cheeks making you moan and press into him. With the contact, Soobin trails a hand to your upper back, and the other to your lower. Full in contact with the heat of each other.

You pull away. Lips still tingling and heart hungry. Soobin's eyes are full of shock from the sudden lose of contact. They search for a sign, a reason why you stopped, and come with nothing.

"Did...Did I go to fa—"

You grab him by his shirt and shove him towards him on the bed. Soobin squeaks, tumbling onto his back. You crawl over him, sitting right above his pelvic bone. He bites his lip, shutting his eyes as you feel a tent beginning to form.

"Excited?" you voice lows, quipping an eyebrow.

Soobin lets out a breath, "I just...never expected you to be so...in control?"

"You thought you were going to be calling the shots?"

"N-No Ma'am."

You lean down so your mouth is pressed against is ear, "Good," you whisper. You take his ear lobe between your teeth and nibble, relishing in the way he writhes and wiggles underneath you. Trailing your hands up his chest, you begin to press more kisses into his collarbone. Cold fingers like icicles dripping onto his molten skin as your teeth bite harsh marks into his flesh.

Soobin is trying to keep up. His hands perch on your hips as he bites his lips to keep from moaning. Your mom is home after all. So he suffers as his hands grip your hips like a lifeline. But he can only take so much, so much before he loses it just thinking whether your mouth would feel the same on his cock.

"Pl-please," Soobin begs, voice growing higher. You look up at him. Foggy glasses. Swollen lips. Marks beginning to form around his neck. He's pathetically sweet looking.

"You're going to have to be more specific, Binnie," you say, beginning to grind against him.

Soobin groans, forcing your hips further down as he bucks into you. You gasp, stabilizing yourself on his chest. "S-shit, Binnie..." you whisper. You hum your next moan, gripping onto his wrists as Soobin grinds the two of you together.

"I've wanted...shit...you for so long..." he groans, "fuck this I can't," he blurts, whipping the glasses off his face before speeding up. Soobin moans, loud, louder than he promised himself he would. But he can't help it when you feel so good and — fuck — you don't even have any clothes off so why is he so close already?

You can feel how his rhythm is getting choppier and caress his cheek, causing his tear filled eyes to catch your gaze.

"Come for m—"

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

"Hey you two! Dinner is ready!!"

You throw yourself onto the floor faster than you can think of how badly it would hurt. "Okay!!" you shout back, rubbing the pain in your hip.

Soobin is dumbfounded. He lays there on the bed without a thought in his head. Not a singular one but how badly he needs to get off right fucking now. He grabs your pillow, laced in your lily perfume, and sniffs it, beginning to jerk off in his pants. Imagining that he's drilling into you again and again. Seeing the back of your eyes roll in pleasure. Fuck does he love the way you look. The roundness of your tits, the swell of your ass. The look you gave him when you were on top. The whole thing has him panting and whining like you guys never stopped.

You watch him cum in his pants. In a way, you were just as dumbfounded as he was. Except, at how...whipped you had Soobin and didn't even know it. His mouth drops into a slack 'o' as he groans, his whole body tensing up while he finishes, panting and sinking into your bed.

"We...we should...uhm...eat Soobin," you nod, avoiding his gaze and gesturing towards the door. You can't look at him right now, but you're unable to tell if it's because he's too hot — sitting there in his own cum — or if that line between you shouldn't have been crossed.

He nods, still sprawled out on your bed. "Just...just tell her I'll be down in a second," he breathes, chest rising and falling.

You nod, still avoiding his gaze. "I'll see you downstairs."

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Hey y'all ! Tell me how you liked this!! This will most likely be pt 1 in a series (idk how long maybe one or two more) because I have a couple ideas for this hehehe~

Update: here's pt 2!

[sunnysideaeggs]

episode 5 review! as always my dear friends, long post ahead, and remember i wrote this while i was watching and was sleepy. enjoy a piece of my mind love u ☀️💕

the smallfolk ‘caring’ for meleys as if rhaenys hadn’t killed thousands of their own a few weeks ago. ‘rhaenyra will answer this’ be fr. you should be grateful your cousin was avenged. or they kinda forgot about the dragonpit idk

now this is the kind of gruesomeness i wanted for aegon’s wounds. hear me out: he has shown his commitment to his cause. he bled and burned for the realm. only his wounds prevented him from ruling, and it won’t be permanent.

also is it me or his wounds are in the wrong side? i know in the books he’s supposed to have the right ride of his body burned, but in last episode we see aegon’s right facing vhagar’s fire. condal answer pls

i fucking hate aemond. he sees his brother, his king, in the verge of death and all he cares is about power. book aemond would never.

gotta love rhaenyra’s 🧐❓ face in the council. she’s not prepared for this she’s so confused i love emma’s faces lol

lmao a valid concern of lord broome is dismissed as MysoGYNy. daemon left because rhaenyra allowed it, she’s not attending council, she ignores problems, she doesn’t know how to act. his complaints are valid, rhaenyra should be grateful he’s giving advice and loyalty instead of demanding praise in top of all.

now this is ridiculous. canon rhaenyra was out of question for battle because she was resting after a terrible miscarriage (which is one of the only points i give her: she was doing what was best) but are we supposed to believe that eeeevery time miss rhae wanted to go to battle and eeeeevery time her council dissuaded her? 💀

baela sidelined and admitting she’s being used as a shield for jacaerys, accepting that. consoling her fiancé instead of being consoled for the lost of her grandmother. girlie has red eyes from crying but she still has to center a man.

‘the brackens are from the seven hells’ aren’t you a follower of the old gods? be consistent.

daemon of all people being ‘diplomatic’ 😭

looool lady jeyne complaining that the dragons she got from shein aren’t the right size. well babe if you sent two baby dragons i’ll sent my 15k swords with a 2 year delay. fair game.

we got a scene of rhaena crying for lucerys, but not rhaenys. she was basically the twins’ mother since they were kids but they don’t mourn her?

rhaenyra complaining she got a position in viserys’ council and was taught diplomacy from a young age, but believes that sword training would’ve been more useful 💀 of course she takes that boring council stuff for granted so much she doesn’t use it.

‘if i must be suplicant to my own husband what does that make me?’ a woman. a wife.

this quote summarizes how rhaenyra is so disconnected from the experiences of women in her world, so much she can’t fathom them for herself. she’s so singled out that not even the next most powerful women in the realm (alicent and helaena) are free from being supplicant to their husbands.

they wanna give the smallfolk’s favor to the blacks? 💀💀💀 if this is foreshadowing for the storming of the dragonpit i riot.

so you agree? dragons choose their riders and don’t care for inheritances? good to know.

rhaenyra is so memememe all the time ew. can’t focus on anyone else for five minutes without asking for something. i just know she would be so tiring to be around.

DAEMON’S MOMMY ISSUES 🤨🤨🤨 that shit will haunt me. also they de-yassified alyssa smh

daemon being trapped in a haunted castle and a diplomatic hell is funny af. now he knows what otto always yapped about.

and he still is delulu about being king. some things never change

my poor king :(

lmao as if alicent had ever one ounce of power without otto. and as if she isn’t dismissed by the council every day of the week. girl you can’t even rule over your sons sit down

alicent would’ve had a lot more power and influence if she had played her cards right and treated aegon a little better. fafo.

larys wanting criston to say shit so alicent gets mad at him 😂

i would like an explanation for why random peasants are so loyal to rhaenyra when they don’t know her, she’s very polemical and she would sneer at the sight of them. writer’s nonsense again

also another nonsense is the crown not having coin. they literally have the whole treasure, so much they can play with it for plot related reasons that will be important later

that dog cared for cheese more than alicent cared for aegon.

nooo poor ali 😭😭😭 the king looked to you for advice and you spurned him. now there’s another one in charge and he’s not so eager for your opinion.

jace comparing vermax to vhagar 💀 babe you can’t compete when you don’t compare

daemon rn: day’s never finished, master’s got me working, someday master’ll set me freeee 🪓🎶

and he’s shading rhaenyra lmao

alys is so cryptic and unhinged i love her

baela being more loyal to her stepmother than her grandfather 💀 well it’s not like corlys ever defended her before so idk

gotta love how all of the discord and resentment is resolved by ✨ girl power✨

‘driftmark must pass to salt and sea’ was lucerys salt and sea? is joffrey salt and sea? be truthful. look at me in the eyes.

FINALLY SOME BLACKWOOD SLANDER

i hate the blackwoods during the dance for the shit they did. the septs, the pillaging, those atrocities are brushed over because of george’s bias. i didn’t expect a lot from the show but i’m pleasantly surprised.

i love that riverlands’ lady. i love all of the riverlords now. i think people forget that the brackens have decent relationships with most other houses and only have a very specific rivalry with a very specific house that just happens to be a pet of george.

also how did they get to harrenhal so fast? i forgot to mention how it’s so surreal for armies and people to travel so fast. how did jace got to the twins and was right on time for dinner the same day?

i just know the aemondwives will have a field day with the scene of aemond looking at the throne. that camera descending? now that’s what i’m talking about.

helaena asking the real questions here.

an answer????

egg 😭😭😭 he deserves so much more. his panting, his burns, he looks like a sick child and this is the first time we see someone giving him a gentle touch

i love alicent’s dress. you son is battling with the stranger and you’re serving cunt? helaena is with the same dress from ep2 and alicent has a new wardrobe 😵‍💫

MUMMY 😭😭😭

i’d like alicent praying for aegon. they made religion a big part of her character just to erase it this season or conveniently point the finger at her for ‘sinning’. we get alicent praying for lucerys and viserys but are we supposed to believe she wasn’t praying by aegon’s bedside? we could get an interesting parallel with catelyn and bran there.

rhaenyra wanting to be visenya 💀 girl visenya would kill everyone who said she couldn’t fight or rule or anything else. if rhaenyra can’t stand up to her council she can’t stand up to her enemies.

jace proposing the dragonseeds yay

rhaenyra dismissing the idea of dragonseeds because ‘their blood is thin’ but not recognizing the actual danger of giving a dragon to someone unrelated to the targs (something that will be important to the plot later) shows exactly where her priorities are.

i wanted more helaena. i wanted more aegon. smh

[modelbus]

Tommyinnit, Acting, and Cherry?

Take your time getting to it and congrats on 1000 followers!!

Cherry is an interesting one… and thank you!! Also, im back to my regular monday night posts due to my life getting busy again :(

Pairing: Cc!Tommy x Gn!Reader

Acting AU - Cherry

“Bite it between your canine teeth. Make it pop, got it?” The director stares at Tommy, as if trying to drill the idea into his head.

You grin at the face Tommy makes, but you silently agree. The scene needs him to get cherry juice everywhere, a joking scene between his character—Theo—and his characters best friend. You happen to be playing the so-called best friend.

The two of you have been acting together in this show for over two years. It was a comical coming-of-age, following his character Theo. Not only did it pay well, but you also loved the cast and crew. Tommy had quickly become your best friend in real life, not just on the screen.

The current character arc is that Theo is investigating his older brother, Billiam, who has been vanishing at odd hours.

“Bite it.” You mouth to Tommy, leaning back against the set wall.

“And… action!” The director shouts.

“So we follow him.” You—your character—says. “Tail him, like spies.”

“But what if he catches us? He’ll be pissed if he finds us following him.” Tommy reasons. He grabs a cherry out of the bowl on the counter, popping it in his mouth.

There’s an awkward silence as he tries to maneuver it between his teeth. The next line is meant to be his, a joke about Billiam maybe being a murderer, but that can only happen if he pops the cherry.

“Cut.” The director sighs, voice cutting through the set.

“Why can’t you have this part?” Tommy groans to you. “Id like to see you try to do this!”

“It can’t be that hard.” You laugh. At this rate, they’ll have to buy more cherries for him.

“Let’s have you switch here, actually.” The director suggests. “Tom, keep your line, but swap the cherry thing. We have to get this scene done sometime today.”

“This is why I’m better.” You joke to Tommy. In retaliation, he takes the cherry out of his mouth and throws it at you.

Jerking away, your nose scrunches up and you watch it roll over the ground. “Gross, Tom!”

“Memememe!” He grins, moving back into position for the scene to restart.

You lean against the wall again, looking over at the director.

“And… action!”

“So we follow him. Tail him like spies.” You repeat, raising your eyebrows at Tommy. Wait— you can’t reach the cherry bowl. Shit, another retake? The director is going to kill you.

“But what if he catches us? He’ll be pissed if he finds us.” Tommy answers, following your eyes to the cherry bowl. He reaches over, tossing one to you.

There’s a reason people think he’s the best improver.

You catch it, shoving it in your mouth. By some sheer luck, you manage to get it into position perfectly. You bite down, ignoring the juice that drips down your chin. That’ll be a nightmare to get off.

“See, what if he’s a murderer? We’ll be nothing but cherry juice!” Tommy exclaims, finally getting to say his line.

“Wouldn’t you want to know if he’s a murderer?” You ask, wiping your chin with the back of your hand. It smears, and you silently curse Tommy for not being the one to do this.

“…fine. But I’ll throw you in front of his axe first.”

“Deal.”

You reach your hand out, and Tommy shakes it, both of you smiling.

“Cut! Finally!” Out of the corner of your eye, you can see the director slump in his chair. “Take a break, Jesus fucking Christ.”

“You are a godsend.” Tommy informs you, slinging his arm around your shoulder. The two of you stumble off set, back toward the makeup area so you can get the cherry juice off your face. “If we had to do that one more time, I’d turn into the murderer.”

“Well, whose fault is it that they can’t bite a cherry?” You retort, elbowing him.

“Yours, obviously.”

“Oh, obviously.”

Tommy snorts loudly, grabbing his phone off the counter. “Think I can DoorDash us some actual food?”

“You know what I like, I’ll pay you back?” You offer, already salivating at the idea of food.

“Fuck yeah.” He waves at you, wandering off so he can order food without getting caught.

Hopefully, next scene won’t need 50 retakes. God, you really hope.

[kittytl]

[HRH] Flower Fine Festival - Chapter 3

Faith: I think it's a good idea to choose a flower based on its symbolism.

Dino: Yeah! In that case, we should go for one that symbolises "Love And Peace"!

Keith: I knew you'd say that too...

Junior: I just checked and there's no flower with this meaning.

Dino: There isn't... Then, a flower with a positive meaning would be nice. The cold winter finally ended and made way for the warm spring, I want everyone to enjoy it to the fullest.

Junior: Then, what about the gerbera daisy? It means "to cheer up" and you give it to someone you want to feel better. Each colour has a different meaning but they all seem positive.

Dino: "To cheer up"... ♪ It's perfect for spring.

Faith: Since there are different colours, it could make for a very pretty and colourful scenery.

Junior: Alright! Let's go with the gerbera daisy.

Dino: Keith what do you think?

Keith: What? Ahh, no objection.

Faith: Great. The groundwork is already laid.

Keith: On my side too, the cookies are ready. The only thing left is to bring them to Marion. Ahh~~ What a pain~~ If only someone could do it in my place...

Junior: Me! Memememe! I will do it!

Keith: Oh thanks, you're a big help.

Junior: Leave it to me! Dino, lend me your pizza delivery bag!

Dino: Of course. I'll get it for you.

Faith: You know how to make good use of him.

Keith: He gets to talk with Marion and I get to relax. It's a win-win situation.

Flower shop clerk: In this store, you will find all kinds of flowers. Please feel free to ask me if there is something you wish to take a closer look at.

Dino: Then I'll go straight to the point, where can we find gerbera daisies?

Clerk: The gerbera daisies are this way. They exist in various colours.

Junior: Ohh... Like I thought, they're even prettier in real life.

Faith: The real thing can give quite a different impression than in pictures, just like Keith. It reminds me of Valentine's day. You looked quite sharp, like a totally different person.

Keith: Oh, that... Even now, people still ask me who's in that picture.

Junior: Hey! Stop slacking off and help us!

Faith: Yeees...

Junior: We have to choose them together! Achoo!

Keith: That's a big sneeze. Hay fever?

Faith: You're allergic ochibi-chan?

Junior: Who cares about that now! I said that I'll do my best. I guess, if you don't want to do it it's fine...

Faith: ?

Junior: So, if I don't want to do it, it's fine too...

Keith: What're you talking about?

Dino: Achoo!

Faith: You also have hay fever Dino?

Dino: Hey, did you know? Every flower is unique. So, it's okay to just choose whatever, right? Everyone, just choose the ones you like...

Keith: Hey, what's wrong?

Clerk: *sigh* I don't want to serve costumers anymore... I'm closing for the day.

Faith: What?

Keith: I don't know but, It's kinda strange.

Jack: Emergency, emergency! Substance was detected near Canary Street. All available heroes should head towards the location.

Faith: It's close.

Keith: I've a bad feeling about this. Let's move.

Faith: Understood.

Junior: Wait... Walking is tiring... Running is even more tiring...

Dino: Ugh~~ My feet feel so heavy~~ Isn't Canary Street way too far from here?

Keith: It's starting to look like something really happened.

Faith: Agree.

[wsdanon]

memememe meeee i don't know what to talk about felpac but use this ask as a place to infodump your thoughts :333

i like them a lot… this will be very scattered bear with me

it's funny to me that felps is canonically very jealous, but i also don't think he'd make a move on pac if his life depended on it. the only reason they kissed during festa junina is because he just wanted to kiss whoever was running the kissing booth--he didn't realise it was pac until after he made it clear to pac he was interested, and then i think pac was the one who initiated the flirting from that point on (i don't know exactly--the audio is very difficult to decipher for me lol) in my mind he's been silently pining for ages, but pac considers anything queer they do together as felps being spontaneous and doesn't think he'd be actually interested in a relationship. if you thought fitpac was a slow burn… these guys have been at it for eight years lol

anyway i should talk about my cell/felps/pac true love triangle headcanon one day \o/ it mostly just exists because i find it funny

[mythcaels-a]

❔pokes fingers

MULTIMUSE ASK MEME. send ❔ and i’ll list a couple muses that i’d like to throw at yours!

ALRIGHT LET ME SEE LET ME SEE. let's see who else stands out in my brain for tossing your way.

Fiske.

Koda.

Sakura.

Vale ( i swear this muse keeps getting thrown in but he keeps butting in like memememe ).

Anyreth.

Katinka.

Jianmin.

& honestly maybe sindri??

BUT LITERALLY ANY of my muses are totally up for grabs of course. BUT PLS these were the ones that hit my brain first for interactions with Zoro. Idk if any of these would stand out to you for interactions but, i humbly hand them to you and zoro for funsies.

[megafaunatic]

for the ask meme, the lightning one: in animal and real aka the first tgcf fic i read, there's a moment where xl, who is upset, tells hc he wants to sink to the bottom of a river, do damage to himself, and have sex with hc, which hc takes in the worst possible way. it was such a huge moment for me understanding xl's character and also just really really sweet when the misunderstanding is resolved. i come back to that moment a lot

also, the boob one?

ϟ tell me what moment/scene in [fic] made you sicko in the window.jpg to read and i’ll tell you which scene made me feel that way to write

in animal and real aka the first tgcf fic i read, there's a moment where xl, who is upset, tells hc he wants to sink to the bottom of a river, do damage to himself, and have sex with hc, which hc takes in the worst possible way. it was such a huge moment for me understanding xl's character and also just really really sweet when the misunderstanding is resolved. i come back to that moment a lot

OUOUOUAOGUAGUORORUGH... wow it's literally been so long since i wrote that one i had to reread it. BARELY DOABLE FYI THANK YOU + CONGRATS TO EVERYONE WHO CAN STILL READ IT YOU ARE STRONGER THAN I AM

ok i'm back. ummmm it may shock you to find that i did a lot of projecting onto xie lian in 2019 which included giving him my specific fantasies of self harm and the weight of water. and having crazy sex with the hot love of my life*. so i was thinking a lot about different modes of physical stimulation in general - xie lian is definitely a Doer more than a Ruminator and i was interested in his instinctive approach to processing upset or trauma - but like the first two were 1:1 projection and then the sex thing was bc it was fanfiction <3

*- dont let your dreams be dreams everyone. this ones doable

i'm always interested in conversations about sex + consent, and for hualian in particular i was interested in exploring hua cheng's boundaries wrt how he would allow himself to be treated by xie lian, and specifically the difference btwn "hua cheng using sex/affection/intimacy w xie lian as self harm," which he would allow, versus "hua cheng allowing himself to be used as an instrument of self harm by xie lian," which he would not... ultimately i think neither of them is actually self aware enough to even really identify that kind of dynamic were it to occur between them, let alone explicitly name it and object to it, but that's what i wanted to write

also, the boob one? <- ☉ what do you do when you get stuck writing?

i keep the doc open for like a couple weeks to a month just in case and if i hven't made any real headway in a while i CLOSE IT and work on something else. or don't work on anything at all and just read a lot. sometimes i come back to things (stay to find out took over a year to write even though it's very short) and sometimes i don't! such is fate. sorry to everyone who's still waiting on fma fic i dont think that one's gonna happen babes. blows a kiss also to pacific rim wangxian au which at least i had the foresight not to start posting. i still think about you queen but i don't think that one's happening either

ask memememe

[miniscrew-anon]

miniscrew 😭 my sister asked me for the switch and i IMMEDIATELY thought of 'can i have your switch' adsklfahfhlasfh 😭😭😭

the EFFECT your fics have had on my life is really showing huh?

(i think i might've gotten out of my writer's block (knock on wood)...we'll see)

-secret third thing

@rodent-anon hear that? Sounds like you have a secret admirer

(Actually a lie because you have two secret admirers memememe i admire you that line lives rent free in my brain too ❤️)

[weekend-whip]

How’s the gang deal with bugs? Specifically, if Jamie brought Toby the Tarantula to them in the palm of their hand and asked if they wanted to pet him.

Lloyd and Harumi: Memememe I’LL PET IM!!!!!!!!

Olivia: *already holding it*

Zane: look at this fascinating lil creature, course I’ll pet him :)

Kai and Antonia: wow, cool critter! I’m gonna admire it from waaaaay over here :D

Cole and Nya: …….just a quick pet. *pats and flinches*

Jay and Jesse: Keep it away or I will kILL IT WITH FIRE—!

Miranda: …guys I think I lost it—

[flaresanimedump]

Fuck or die with unestablished FukuRan is so good. Fukuzawa tearing himself up over who to even ask (and distantly wondering if dying would be better than suffering the embarrassment) while Ranpo's like "Memememe god fuck sign me UP-"

And if it's Ranpo hit, well, Fukuzawa trying to be like, helpful or sensitive or whatever all "who do you want to ask?" and Ranpo stares at him like he's the world's biggest idiot.

[wandamaximoffsbadgirl]

https://www.tumblr.com/wandamaximoffsbadgirl/762274430051319808/httpswwwtumblrcomwandamaximoffsbadgirl762269

hehe u got it right first ask :3 it’s mememem

- puppe

Heck yeah!

[doggieheaven2008]

being a transman lesbian just so when someone asks who is the man in the relationship Oh its me 🙋‍♂️memememe

[bugflies00]

*cracks open coke can* welcome BACK!!!! [leans slightly forwards as i say BACK] to the stream everyone!!! How are we??? how are we???? [looking around] god im so- im so- i've just been all over the place man. i was hanging out with TUBBO today, tubbo, bee boy, as i like to call him, i called him and i said, tubbo you must go biking with me and he said "memememe im busy being a MILLIONAIRE with my SHITASS MINECRAFT SERVER" i probably shouldn't- i probably shouldn't say that. go support tubnet everyone. but not too much, wouldn't want him getting a big head. and so i hung out with TUBBO and- and well you see- i met this old lady, and. fuck me, man. she started talking to me about all these things about her life and everything and- man, you're not gonna believe this. she asked me. man. fuck me, man. she ASKED ME,,, [pauses for dramatic effect] if i could get her grandson tickets to my show because he'd really like to. [slowly looks up at the camera while able sisters starts playing] NOW BOYS. see, now, BOYS, picture this. picture you're me and there's this real nice old lady and she's been talking to you for like ten minutes - and you're probably a bit scared of her too - no im not im not fucking scared im so fucking strong. im so fucking strong im so buff. [flexes twig arms to the camera] DID YOU SEE THAT PICTURE OF BUFF TUBBO?? he's changed. he's changed so much. i think it's photoshopped there's no way. and SO you're ME and there is this OLD LADY asking you to get her tickets for her grandson and tell me, how the FUCK do i explain i can't really do that. man. fuck me, man. so that's how my day's been.

i feel like if tommyinnit ever wanted to take a sick day i could fill in for him on stream. like a sub teacher but for twitch. people wouldnt notice a thing . as long as i took off my glasses