#ask mads !! 🚓🌀🎧

[m4ds-ba1ley]

hey! mads! do you think i could stay with you and your brother? my dad has been deemed “insane” and “unfit to be a parent” by the social workers…

-🩷(elle)

Oh- yeah! Sure! Is Max okay? Actually- never mind. He’s 18, he’ll live.

Are you okay though? I can use my rifle on your dad-!!!

[m4ds-ba1ley]

so… mads. what did wigs say to you?

-🩷

Wigs? Oh! The green guy!

Uh.. pretty much just.. he could help me. He’d help me help people, but I’d have to worship him, and give up what I wanted most. But, I think what I want most is to be a cop.. at the same time, I really love my family.. and Steph.

I dunno, that Wiley guy said it’d be worth it!! Like.. they do good things, and they just wanna help humanity.

[m4ds-ba1ley]

if you were a vegetable you’d be broccoli

What..? Is this good or bad?

[m4ds-ba1ley]

Hi Maddie… uh, it’s Richie? From school? You… you haven’t heard anything about Max Jägerman yet, have you?

Like… if the police found him… yet? After he disappeared?

Ohhh you’re the weird anime kid!

And I’ve heard he’s missing, yeah, but not a lot’s been found yet.. I heard he was near the Waylon Place before he died, and I wouldn’t be surprised if something weird happened there. You know what they say about that house..

Why do you ask?

[m4ds-ba1ley]

Oh, hey. Madeline, right?

@peter-spankoffski-sw

Madison- but hi!! You’re Steph’s boy toy, yeah?

[m4ds-ba1ley]

You should stop digging into things.

-🎸

@biggest-rockstar

Uh, why? Who are you to tell me what to do? I’m trying to help this town with the limited resources I have. Unless you wanna go missing too, I suggest you don’t tell me to stop

[m4ds-ba1ley]

hey maddie. have you spoken to pete lately?

- @lautersdaughter

Um.. no? Why would I speak to him? He’s weird not really my friend

[m4ds-ba1ley]

maddie. madison. acab. acab means all cops are bastards

- @2002-toyota-corolla

WHAT

But- but afab!! And amab!! Does that mean all men and women are bastards? Or- WHAT???

Why would someone think that about police? They’re really helpful and just want the world to be better ☹️

[m4ds-ba1ley]

steph told you to get tumblr, huh? :)

i’m kinda surprised we haven’t met yet… i’m elle!

[@elle-jagerman]

Omg, how have we not talked before?? I always see you cheering at the football games!! You’re really good ^^ My name’s Maddie, it’s really nice to meet you!

[m4ds-ba1ley]

Hollyyyyyyy shit fellow True Crime fan!? 👀

-@localmechanicalgenius

Yes, oh my gosh!!! I loveee listening to podcasts, and I’ve binge watched almost every single true crime documentary on Netflix.. oops.. I always enjoy watching the cult documentaries, and I loveee Midsommar ^^ 10/10 horror movie !!

[m4ds-ba1ley]

CAN YOU DO A FLIP!!

Um.. no. But I might be able to if I try!! I do dance!!

[m4ds-ba1ley]

SHOW ME YOUR HANDS SHOW ME THOSE JAZZ HANDS GET EM UP OR YOU'LL END UP IN CUFFS 🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪

Umm.. what? I think I’ve heard Sam humming that before, just when he walks around the station.. how do you know it? I assumed he came up with it himself!!

[m4ds-ba1ley]

acab

Assigned cop at birth? I guess you could say that!!! I come from a family with a long line of being in the police force ^^

[m4ds-ba1ley]

hello madison. in front of you is 50 puppies and 50 kitties. you cant pet them. your 10 minute timer starts now

WHAT. Jeez, full name. Two, you may be anonymous but I have resources and after this HIGHLY insulting and damaging ask I am not scared to figure out who you are and show up to your home with the entire Hatchetfield Police Department.

This sucks. I love cats and dogs :(

[m4ds-ba1ley]

Do you know why there’s so many missing people in Hatchetfield?

-🦈

Oh my gosh. I have so many thoughts.

First of all, there’s that Camp Idontwannabang, which loses at least twenty campers each time they’re having summer camp! I’ve met one of the counselors, he reports for the newspaper over the summer, and he’s very.. strange. Part of me thinks he has something to do with it. Jerry, I think? Anyway, I have no proof.

Another thing, the whole.. Honey Queen festival. My brother loves it. Well, he likes checking out the women.. either way! I doubt they go on to do more. The chances of a nobody from Hatchetfield making it in the industry is like- out of this world. Plus, wouldn’t we have heard something about them being in a popular movie or magazine? It’s also really weird that they disappear the night of the pageant.

There’s also my theory that’s a lot.. more out there. You know the Waylon Place? I’m sure you’ve heard the stories. Built by satanists, they built half the town, had a cult.. yeah. I’ve done lots of research on them, and there are these weird deity things connected. I forgot what they’re called. One is like.. green? It’s weird. Anyway, I wonder if that has to do with anything related to the missing people. Like, what if the Waylons are ghosts and are haunting Hatchetfield this way? Like- these god things might actually be real and are giving them this power!

I dunno, I have lots of research to do still..

[m4ds-ba1ley]

do you have any true crime recs? i really enjoy buzzfeed unsolved, but that’s about all i know.

-🩷

OKAY!!! Realllyyyy good question. Honestly, I just sorta find whatever I can? Like, I’ll look up documentaries on Netflix or Youtube, and if I get really into a case or story, I’ll research more on it and just go into a rabbit hole!!

Although, if we’re talking about TV shows, I loveee Castle and Criminal Minds :3 I also really like Brooklyn Nine-Nine, but idk if that counts lol ^^