#ask king paimon

[askshamass]

There is, typically, a difference between Righteous Fury and Wrath, a fairly solid line that one could readily acknowledge.

At present, Shamass can not find that distinction.

Golden fire wreaths her frame, halo shining with Holy Light even as horns begin jutting through silver gray hair. The snarl on her lips showcase newly lengthened fangs as she tosses aside one of the many 'bodyguards' sent to quell her rising anger as her voice continues booming out.

S: "I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE DETAILS; I SAID TO BRING HER BACK OR I WILL RIP HELL ASUNDER AND I MEAN IT!"

Eyes open along her wings- just a few, maybe six in total, but she's not paying attention to that as claws dig into the underside of a table moments before she tosses it across the room. She can see that no one in the room is Guilty- at least, not of the specific crime of taking Emily from her- but she cares little for such details. She wants her lover back now.

Her hands itch to call forth her weapon- her battleax, her sword, both- but she refrains only because she understands spilling the blood of these hellions will do nothing.

~The Dance~

Leviathan stands from their throne. Behind them servants move Leviathan’s throne and the waterfall behind it splits open revealing grand doors wide enough to fit a crowd through.

“Congratulations to the auction winners and thank you to those who donated, Emily the seraphim for the sackbut that you won back so… valiantly, and Asmodeus for your best dancer! Payment will be accepted through the clerk of the court and then the first dance will commence! Please, enjoy the open bar and hors d’oeuvres, they’re special treats sent in from Gluttony and Wrath. May tonight bring you everything you want and nothing you deserve!”

Leviathan spins, his dress twirling behind him as he makes his way through the split falls and enters through doors as they open, as if parting solely for him.

On the other side of the threshold is the ballroom. A simple platform is set with a chair where the first dance will commence, though few notice. Many looking to the ceiling, an ocean in the sky filled with bioluminescence swirling above the crowd.

“Hit it DJ Slime!”

[fandomworld9728]

King of Hell Adam and Queen of Hell Lucifer au

what does Adam and Lucifer’s kids think of Paimon?

Weirdo owl simping for their mom.

(Keep the asks coming! They're so much fun and really help flesh out the AU! ^-^ )

Now this is a very interesting and mixed batch of thoughts. Thank you for allowing my odd thoughts to be shared on this matter XD

Cain & Abel: (Since they pretty much share a brain) Actually think it's pretty hilarious. This guy thinking he can get with their angelic parent and bending over backwards to try and impress them. Sometimes they test how much they can get away with around Paimon and what requests they can con him into fulfilling because of his affections for Lucifer.

Emily: Has not yet met Paimon though she's a fairly open minded and loving person. So, she's more than likely to see it as something adorable at first. Honestly, she might become his favorite out of all the children of the King and Queen if they ever met.

Asmodeus: Not his place to judge. So long as Paimon doesn't try and force Lucifer into anything then he'll sit back and watch the show. Sometimes having to keep things civil as one of the Ars Goetia himself. It gives him an odd sort of perspective for both sides.

Beelzebub: She can take him or leave him. Loves his style and how devoted he is to their family. Not a fan of how much of a stick in the mud he is.

Mammon: He LOVES this man. Looks up to Paimon almost as much as Paimon loves Lucifer. Asked him to be his mentor and takes all his lessons to heart.

Leviathan: Freaks him out. Keep that weird bird man away from him.

Satan: 10/10 punchable face. Every time Paimon opens his mouth, he just wants to send the guy through a wall. He isn't even 100% as to why but he does. And with Adam encouraging him why should he stop thinking like that?

Belphegor: Finds him extremely boring. You thought this girl was tired before? Oh boy. If she ever has trouble sleeping, she'll call Paimon up and ask him to just start talking. About anything. She'll be out in a matter of seconds.

Charlie: Divided on how she feels about Paimon. On one hand, he's been a great help and friend to their family. On the other... he creeps her out about how much he tries to become Lucifer's second husband.

However, they can all agree on one thing. This weird owl man needs to tone it down. A lot.

[official-alastor]

Paimon looked around for Lucifer in the Hazbin Hotel. He had heard that the King of Hell himself was helping out his daughter’s pet project, and had been unable to speak with him for a long time. Unable to locate him or Charlie Morningstar, his eyes land on Alastor in the lobby.

Ah! Finally! Some help! You there, the butler with antlers, fetch me His Majesty Lucifer Morningstar! -✨🦉

@ask-king-paimon

Static flared as the Radio Demon narrowed his eyes at the newcomer. The bird-like features. The crown. Oh goody. An Ars Goetia. He approached Paimon but did not bow. “I’m afraid he isn’t here. And I’m not a butler. I’m an overlord.”

[ask-king-paimon]

Oh Papamon, how nice to see you again! Surely you didn't forget about little old me? -👑 @prince-pruflas

What? Papa?

Which son are you again? There's so fucking many... -✨🦉

[imp-poster-blitzo]

So you’re the one my son’s been seeing?

Blitzo, yes?

See, I’m going to have to ask you to not do that anymore. -✨🦉

@ask-king-paimon

Eh? What? Can't ya see I'm busy, bitch?!

Ugh, fine! Which pussy boy whined about what a fuckin' asshole I am to his daddy this ti-

OH SHIT

I mean- uuuuhh- hello there your highness! What brought you, um, here? -💀

[enden-k]

whenever i think of nilou and haitham my beloveds, the first thing that immediately comes to my mind is that scene when nilou asked him in the 2nd round of the championship who he thinks will win this round and haitham rlly just went "i think the first one who finds [that thing] will win" (hes the funniest guy without even trying or intending istg)

[frillyfacefins]

Friendly reminder that the Sins aren’t the only Big Wigs in hell

If the world incorporates the Ars Goetia, there are actually 9 KINGS who are not Sins

(And Asmodeus is both a king of the Goetia and a Sin)

So that ‘Royal Circle’ in the new merch? That might be where Paimon, Baal, Belial etc are hanging out.

[sunstruck-traveller]

Have primogens needed for a summon as compensation

"..what..?"

[katanashipping]

Hi there! I literally came across your works on Fanfiction.net today looking for Leogasi stories that aren't on AO3 and I'm now a huge fan. I really love how you've written the characters, especially Leo and Usagi; they are just adorable! I don't know if you have plans for your unfinished works and I promise I won't bother you about it, but I just wanted to say thank you for making these stories!

Hi! Thank you so much for taking the time to leave a message. I am so glad you liked my old stories, that really means a lot. :-)

There are some stories there that I really, really like and the premises of which I remember very well. One day, I may rework them and see if I can give them a deserving ending.

Whatever the case, I really need to import my stories from FF.net sometime soon, as I'm really quite worried how much longer that site will stay open... Thank you for the reminder to get on that!

I'm currently working an absolute behemoth of a katanaship fic out of my system that I will post to AO3 if it ever gets finished. (We're currently at 17 chapters and counting.) Between regular adult life, it's eating up all of my time, but I am very excited about it.

Also, my wife over at @battle-nexus said she might post some of her own fanfiction to AO3 one of these days and I cannot wait for it, she really writes absolutely beautifully and has such a strong understanding of the characters. (Do it, do it, do it <3)

All of this is to say, thank you so much for your lovely message, it's just such a gift to know that real people out there like what I've written.

[sketching-shark]

(Sorry in advance for this post/question/thing. Please feel free to ignore it if you want)

Regarding LMK Season 4: If I interpreted the last couple of episode correctly, it seems Qi Xiaotian and some of the other characters are finally starting to understand Sun Wukong's mentality instead of bashing him. At least I think/hope so? I haven't finished watching all the translated episodes yet so please let me know if I'm wrong.

From what I've seen so far and despite the changes made from the original story, I still like the new season and the show overall and I'm excited to see what happens next, though I also understand why knowledgeable fans of JTTW may not like it. But regardless of my personal enjoyment of the show, I have to ask: Can someone please be nice to Sun Wukong? Not just Xiaotian? I'm just tired of people being angry at Sun Wukong all the time.

WEH @king-paimon & others who might read this know that you should never feel like you have to apologize if you want to ask me something as long as you keep it decent! In my experience getting asks is fun & often informative :) But good to hear that the main monkey might soon get at least a slight break from everyone except Qi Xiaotian being mad at him 5 ever because YEA! Even if others played a hand in catastrophic events he's like literally the only guy who ever gets yelled at about it! And of course he should take the L when necessary but so should the other guys responsible! Like no wonder the Monkey King chose to exile himself from all human and yaoguai contact for 500 years since he's incapable of doing anything truly good I guess! But I am glad to hear that you're enjoying the new season of Monkie Kid. Even if there are elements of the newer seasons that I don't really like it's still generally a fun adventure. I just have a tendency to want there to be more faithfulness to the og classic, although I am very much aware that this makes me adjacent to that one Axis of Awesome song except with Journey to the West asdgaewfde:

(warning for swearing & general crudeness)

[antidotefortheawkward-art]

Regarding the art thief: It is definitely copyright infringement. According to copyright law (at least in the US): "Copyright exists immediately and automatically when the work is created, that is, when it is fixed in a tangible copy for the first time." So yeah, that account is in trouble for copyright infringement. Definitely report them.

My art is somehow gone from their blog already lol 😭 But yeah gonna report the whole account because it's literally only other people's art

[ask-king-paimon]

No poors in sight! How delightful!

Paimon not-so-graciously made his way through the crowd. He wasn’t used to seeing all the halos and wings of the Exorcists and Seraphim, but he didn’t let that put him on edge.

At least here I won’t be running into any of my children. I hope. -✨🦉

As you step forth into the large arch of the entry door for the Court of Envy, you hear a loud man from a bus pulling in.

“EY! Thanks for riding the Ernest party bus™️! This is you. I’ll be going back and forth all night so I’ll catch you when I see you. Don’t forget to tip your driver.”

A crowd of sinners stumble out of the party bus and begin their ascent to the front door with invitations in hand. Karen, the clerk of the court, stands at the door with a clipboard.

“Invitation?” She says in an apathetic, monotone voice. You hand her the black card. “Welcome to the court of envy… we’re so glad you could make it…” she says in a rehearsed, raspy manner tilting her head slightly to the side. “NEXT!”

As you enter the palace there is a hallway ((first image shown)) where you are able to hand off your coat and personal effects. As you glide eagerly through the palace, you are able to follow signs pointing to a large room ((second image shown)) where you are able to begin mingling freely.

(( Happy Samhain and I hope all of your OCs get white girl wasted <3))

[fandomworld9728]

Does Paimon hate that King Adam and Queen Lucifer have a lucky few other people come to the Royal’s bed ? He want to be the only one . No he want to be the only one for Lucifer. But he can’t really voice his opinion in risk of annoying Adam and Luci.

I hope Cain and Abel play pranks on Paimon.

Oh, hate is an understatement. The one and only time he did voice his option on the matter it ended up in a fight with Adam and him being banned from the Queen's bed for a good, long while.

And the twins absolutely pull pranks on Paimon. They make a game out of it.

[ask-king-paimon]

Yo bitch leave slotas alone let him love who he wants

-flower giving person if you don’t know who I am check at slotas blog

Ew, what are you? A poor? -✨🦉

[astra-ravana]

Tips For Working With Demons

Here are some tips and general advice for working with demons and spirits. I'll probably add more to this list as things come to mind.

• These are individuals, people like you and me. Many of them have had human incarnations here on Earth. They understand your struggle and have their own issues and emotions as well. They have favorite things, best friends, family, and feelings. They are powerful, yes, but should also be treated with love and respect.

• They can and will speak to you. If you possess psychic abilities you may be able to channel some or all demons. People often ask how to tell the difference between the voice of a spirit, or an internal voice or hallucination. Spirit will never speak over you, interupt your ability to think freely, or control your mind. They simply speak, if you're willing to listen. They may also manifest physically, move objects, visit your dreams, send you signs, they have many ways to get their point across.

• Do not stress over time. If you haven't spoken to or left an offering to your patron demon in a few weeks because you've been depressed or busy, this is fine. Spirits do not experience time as we do and your absence is little more than a blink of an eye to them.

• Get creative with your offerings. King Paimon loves chocolate, Bune loves fancy perfume, Lucifer fancies himself some whiskey. You may wonder how offerings help demons, since they lack a mortal body. All physical beings possess a spirit and as such, all physical objects possess an essence. This essence can be absorbed by a spirit to allow them to taste/experience the offering. This gives them energy as well. Fun fact: once the essence of a consumable offering is taken it will be dull and tasteless. Try it sometime.

• Remember to say "thank you". Show appreciation and gratitude to any demons that lend their time and power to enhance your life. This is a team effort and no one likes to be used. Friendship and growth should be your top priorities when working with spiritual entities.

• Go ahead and draw that sigil badly. It's ok to only give a tiny drop of blood. Demons are far from perfect and do not expect perfection from you. Your effort and intention is what matters most.

• Stay away from Solomonic or Abrahamic methods that aim to control or trap demons. This is not likely to end well for you and it is a huge betrayal to the trust of a powerful cosmic being. If you are afraid of the interaction, there are many other forms of personal protection you can employ.

• Chances are there is a demon or spirit that resonates with you. Don't get discouraged if your first several attempts don't spark a connection. Read up on different entities and mediatate to find where you should try next.

• Let go of your preconceived expectations. Demons are not going to just make you rich, successful, or smart. These things are the result of forming strong bonds of power and raising one's consciousness. Often times you won't get what you want, but what you need instead. Spirits can see the bigger picture of who we are, our capabilities, and our soul's path. Trust their vision.

[goldenyew]

Down the rabbit hole I go just to find that the answer to my questions is only surface level and now I must go deeper, leading to even more questions while remembering my initial question because now I MIGHT have an answer to the question I had initially. Whew