#ask aqh

[ask-aquiethome]

Anything you'd tell your master if you had the chance?

Oh man, I'd have a lotta things to tell the Master! Like, for instance-- hi Master!! I love your art, man! Keep it up! You've got lots of loyal fans of your webcomic, and they want more of that shit!!

And...hey, I know you're not feeling the best right now. I might not know why, and neither do the rest of us...but I can speak for all of us when I say that we promise, we'll make you happy again. Somehow. We'll find a way, okay? Don't worry your head about it, man.

I second Raphy! Master, I don't care how many times I gotta load up your hardest apps, I want you to feel better! That's right, Master! I'ma get sick for you!

I wouldn't go that far...but...I agree. Master needs to cheer up soon. And if I could speak to him...I would tell him to be more healthy, if I must be frank. His lifestyle...I do not think it is best for a human being.

I would ask him about his day. How he's doing. I would tell him that it's okay to make mistakes, to mess up and fail. I would tell him that...I'm very proud of how far he's come. And...well, I'd tell him how it was such and honor to be his first ever gadget.

are you okay, mr. acer...?

I...I'm fine, Owl. I just...got sentimental again.

you miss being used too...?

Yeah, I admit that I do. But my time's up already.

...i...i think mine's up too. so...i'll tell the master that...it was an honor to be his sleepy buddy. cause...cause i think i'm not useful anymore. i don't work good. i work bad. master...i would...tell him it's okay to not keep me anymore.

Now, Owl...why would you talk about yourself like that?

...

...c'mere, kiddo. Come closer.

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m-mr. acer...

It'll be okay, Owl. You're not useless. You just need repairs, okay? And you'll get those repairs.

i...i- i don't want to be trash...

You're too young to be trash, Owl. You have lots of life ahead of you. I promise. You won't be trash.

[...]

Tis m-months of patience. Ch- ch- ch- w-waiting for something, anything- zzzk. And yet...not o-one. Not single- chk- zzz- s-semblance of your word.

Master, wh- what am I of d-doing wrong...? If have d-disappointed you, I of apologizing deeply and sincere...

...b-but I know I am not of deserving.

Ch- ch- ch- i-if your humanly virtue deem me of- zzz- w-worthiness, then please...forgive me. F-Forgive me, Master Zach. For all mine i-incompetence.

P- Promise of Vortex to be y-your special only ever. I revere thee. I revere thee. I- I revere thee...

...m-my...beloved master.

[hazyaltcare]

Typing quirk suggestions for a fictive of...

🔊 Kevin 🏜

(Welcome to Nightvale)

Character Adjustments:

Capitalize "K"

Capitalize "V"

Replace "2" with "Mk. II"

Replace "o" with "•"

Replace "O" with "●"

Replace ":(" with "(●n●)"

Replace ":)" with "(●u●)"

Word Adjustments:

Add the adjective "softly" when using the verb "speak."

Reorder the words in your sentences alphabetically.

Replace "beginning" and similar terms with "intro."

Replace "behoove" with "behoof."

Replace "blood" with "barbecue sauce."

Replace "business" with "show business."

Replace "decrease" and it's synonyms with "fade out."

Replace "dessert" with "desert."

Replace "duplicate," "replicate," and other synonyms with "clone."

Replace "ear worm" with "jingle."

Replace "end" and similar terms with "outro."

Replace "increase" and it's synonyms with "fade in."

Replace "joke" with "bit."

Replace "loud" and similar terms with "hot."

Replace "pause" with "paws."

Replace "persona" and similar terms with "air personality."

Replace "promote" and similar terms with "backsell."

Replace "rating" and other similar terms with "AQH."

Replace "represent" and similar terms with "voice."

Replace "research" and similar terms with "show prep."

Replace "self-improvement" with "self-mutilation."

Replace "silence" with "dead air."

Replace "speech" with "broadcast."

Replace "style" with "branding."

Replace "time" with "segment."

Prefixes & Suffixes:

🍿 <text>

🏚🦓 <text>

🏜📻💬 <text>

(つ▀¯▀)つ <text>

𖦹⤨ <text> ���𖦹

🦷🪦🦷 <text> 🦷🪦🦷

<text> /ᐠ – ﻌ–マ⋆˚˖°🎧🎵🎸⭒˚｡⋆

<text> 𓂏 ꜱᴏ ꜱᴀʏꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇꜱᴇʀᴛ ʙʟᴜꜰꜰꜱ. 𓂏

Phrase Suggestions:

"A radio broadcaster's voice is no less enthralling when spoken through teeth like an abandoned cemetery." An encouraging phrase that reminds the listener that the quality of their efforts matter far more than their appearance.

"Finding the time to appreciate the screams is just as important as the slaughter itself." A brutal phrase highlighting Kevin's gruesome aesthetic and his enjoyment of pain. It reminds one to enjoy and be present throughout every part of a process, not just for the task itself.

"If dressing brash makes a statement, then mine is an admission of guilt." A dark yet celebratory phrase to be used when showing off one's most prized, unusual outfits.

"[Subject]'s head is full of dead air." A phrase that implies the subject isn't thinking and perhaps doesn't even have the capacity to do so.

"[Subject] is really hitting the post." In broadcasting terms, this means to speak over the introduction of a song up until the singing begins. This can be converted into a general phrase, which means, in this context, that the subject is finishing something in the nick of time.

"[Subject] [is] popping off like popcorn being made quick by an underpaid teen for an irate Karen." A simile used to emphasize the chaotic and highly active snd escalating nature of the subject. Can be positive or negative in connotation.

"Mute yourself." Another way to say "Shut up."

"The weapon [subject] need[s] is a smile." A phrase that insinuates the subject is dealing with something with violence, when in reality the situation calls for affability.

General Quirk Suggestions:

Research and use more broadcast radio jargon. There is more than what I have listed here. Here is a link to get you started!

When asked about your zodiac sign, refer to it as "Broken Zebra."

Mod Haze (🤝Samuel🤝*)

*(& misc. help from others in-sys)

[somebody-insertlyric]

hello can i ask you if you'd like to join the AQH union young man

( @steve-the-union-man )

A union? Uhh, I don't go on quests often to be fair. But— I guess, sure?

[not-the-darknight]

The paper Diluc has taken from the bird, unfortunately, needs to be decoded. There's a little Fatui symbol on the paper too... As if that counts for anything.

The message is as follows:

Viyw crqmttdrel tr xsx auil trryyw Swscfthvchr'v Plbr. Viyw a iih goq-gzfbdxlgtv atmh winanrpzzifew lklpwl wlxs rox, M yxeg e qxw fsxioqiyms ivzf a ficmalr Cniq Qlvhlrp eofeexd wlpke.

... Dro woq'x qhrjie mo iipw tki mbrg. Me'l a yewnaepp mevx dnbminm aqh dhuugp hf hbnxegmyzlb vlke peexrlewl.

— Tki 2yw Hdvmbnjic, Bl Gsemoui

[Diluc frowns as he decrypts the cipher. The bold Harbinger wanted skilled people in combat and technical knowledge. Diluc snorted at the doctor's audacity. The message also asked him to feed the bird. Diluc glared at the bird before sighing deeply. He did have a soft spot for birds, unfortunately.]

Here. And next time, ask him to feed his own damn bird.

[He removes a dried chick and placed it in front of the raven. He then crumpled the note and threw it in the bin. Taking his quill, he began to write his own response.]

Eslg rj yrx xo dvwuph xhdw M wrxpd vhrd dqc mhq xo bry. Phulasv coxu fiug aav fsnixweg drd vhrt wki lhwxeu ws tkh arrqk rhfmplhrt. Bry wlop shh gopeetdqxs dw Wtruqthuvou'v palu. Row isr bryr uhwedugh ru ixshviphrtdwmoq xrfruxuqdxeob. Pedyi, bhisrh L qanh cox oiayh.

- Wle edrivkid idpcrq 

[sagapinehill]

idk if you do asks but where did you get Sabine’s saddle? (the one you have on the aqh in your page’s picture)

Hello, yes I do asks (love them!) 😊

I got it at the Equestrian Festival last year, it's available during the event only. :)

[adelaideoldburg]

Can we make our own horse color polls?

absolutely! i just started making them when that one anon went around asking which aqh was the least popular and here we are. i still do not know what happened to my shire poll but i am putting out a paso fino one soon~

[dustymisgestaltsso]

🔒🐴📚 for the asks? :D

🔒 [LOCK] -> What is your Original Character's relationship to the Keepers of Aideen, the Sisterhood, and Aideen in general?

Dusty is less active as a soul rider than he probably should be, and largely interacts more as a senior druid, similarly to his primary mentor, Evergrey. He's largely independently experienced with his abilities in each of the soul circles and is just as likely to save the day with them as he is to solve minor inconveniences, even if Avalon disapproves. He doesn't largely respect the authority, but trusts that they know what they're doing for the most part and consequently humors their authority until it crosses him.

🐴 [HORSE] -> Since Jorvik is the 'Island of Horses', does your Original Character own/ride a horse? Do they even know how to ride, or could they not care less about horses? If they own a horse, what breed and name?

Dusty owns and rides multiple horses- he owns the abandoned Dews farm over in Epona, and has put work and effort into restoring it and making it a home. He's a fairly expert horseman and, while not really engaged in any disciplines, has trained a few of his horses in the more useful ones- carriage, dressage, equitation.

Dusty's primary horse and soul steed is Gigawizard, his seal shire. He also owns Ecto and Uno, a pair of paint and leopard [respectively] mustangs. As well, there is Nyeuk, an icelandic, Mousey, an AQH, Tuxedopunk, a percheron, among others he boards or is leasing-to-own. He's also bonded with one of the magical horses of the island, Pepita.

📚 [BOOK STACK] -> What is your Original Character's story? Not just in SSO's canon main story - what is your Character's deal in general?

Answered here!

[anastasia0pinkwild]

i forgot to post this yesterday

i got asked to ride this aqh mare named mira

she was such a breeze to ride and shes so gentle she reminds me of sunflower

shes 16 years old

and she has the most beautiful jump ever

[butdaddyilovehim99]

john who has never been near a horse, let alone on top of one, dating gale who grew up on a ranch, his family says he could ride a horse before he could walk. bucky manages to find excuses not to go near the animals on the ranch until gale gets him cornered, no excuses no where to go but into the saddle.

gale’s heart soars in his chest when he finally gets john up on his childhood horse, his bay american quarter horse mare that was born on the ranch when he was a boy. she’s on the tall side for an aqh, but still thick and stocky with muscle almost like bucky he had named her baby on the very day she was born because “daddy, she’s just a baby, so that’s what’ll call ‘er.” the first horse he ever broke, baby has always been levelheaded and easy to work with, sweet and gentle with him as a boy. that’s why he trusts her now, he knows baby will take good care of his john

john is blushing as he looks down at gale with a nervous gaze “you sure about this?” he asks as he grips the reigns, still trying to find a way out of this. gale throws him a soft smirk as he brings his foot up to his stirrup, grabbing the horn of the saddle along with his reigns so he doesn’t lose them.

“have i managed to find the one thing the you aren’t blindly overconfident you can do?” he pushes and lifts himself up into the saddle, other foot sliding into place in the stirrup. his palomino thoroughbred mare, blondie, shakes out her mane as he settles. “i never thought i’d see the day.” he tease john with a full grin and sees the moment all of john’s anxiety melts into pure determination to prove gale wrong. gale feels giddy with the prospect of how this ride will go

Where’s the artists who can draw this as Buck and Bucky??

[apples-stables]

Okay in that case, what do you think the least popular Quarter horse coat is?

hmmm... I mean, honestly off the top of my head im not sure cause like, everyone has their own taste? My own personal least fav is the bay brindle.

[ask-aquiethome]

What's up internet! It's yo boy, CoolPhone69 in the house! But since this not my super-epic vlog channel- you should totally check that one out- you guys can just call me Ziraph. Welcome one and all to our humble abode! Or however they say it. I just wanted to be fancy.

Don't forget that I'm here too!

Aw, yeah! I'm joined here by my very-bestest friend in the whole wide web, Carrion! She's gonna run the blog with me! Actually, all of us are!

Is it obligatory for me to be a part of this?

Well, you can opt out if you don't wanna join us, Kolin!

...no. I am joining.

Oh, okay! That's cool too! Get it? Cause you're an air conditioner?

Sigh. Don't test it.

Well, while it's so wonderful how you guys are partaking in internet culture like this, I can't help but wonder...isn't this technically breaking the Golden Rule? I mean, we aren't in the appliance-only online space anymore. This is majorly human territory.

C'mon, Pops! It's not that obvious that we're appliances! Besides, even if they know, they wouldn't TATTLE on us!

Please, Pops! We gotta have a bit of fun!

Ah, well...alright. Just be very careful.

wow...we have a bloggy thing...and...and we can talk to both appliances...and humans...!

That's absolutely right, kiddo!

What?! What- ch- ch- you are all saying of?! Talk?! Of h-human?! Zzz-th- This...this is...REVOLUTION OPPORTUNITIED!!

Oh no. Guys. Did you really have to include Vortex?

Hey, he's one of us too.

It will be of g- greatest honor to- ch- ch- ch- s- speak of with such beings!! Greetings all humans!! I- ch- ch- ch- I of be servicing most loyally!! T- Tis promise of mine! Glory!! Honor!!

Okay bro I think they get it-

Send us your messages! We might answer! And don't worry about the Master finding out about this; he won't~!

Are you sure-

He WON'T.

--- OOC Section ---

Hi! Savior here. X decided to open up an askblog for mx Brave Little Toaster OCs for the shits and giggles.

If ya'll wanna know which of mx OCs is speaking, here's a legend of sorts:

Ziraph

Carrion

Kolin

owl

Papa Acer

Vortex

More characters may come in the future! For now, it's just the main 6 lol.

Only rules X have for now is to be nice and not ask anything explicitly NSFW. Thank you!!

[lilakennedy]

i must say, i am very curious about this AQH study that this anon is courageously pushing forth — i wonder if they're gonna come forward with a scientific paper & the results in a week or something

[chane-vel]

Podrías hacer un dibujo de Chile?, me gustaría ver como lo dibujar, obviamente, solo si quieres

Claro! No hay drama

Eso si, disculpa la tardanza..

❤❤❤

[lady-birchwood]

Hello! You may want to take this with a little salt as I’ve actually never bought star rider, and I can only race in Moorland. Still, I hold first place scores on many Moorland races, although some get covered due to hackers with impossible scores.

It’s going to be a fairly long post, so I’ll be putting it under a cut :) In short: Doesn’t matter for champs if you’re skilled, matters a lot for highscores. I’d suggest you just buy whatever horse you like the look of

Racing differs a lot between highscores and championships. This just because in highscores, a fraction of a second could be the difference between first place and third, while in championships you’ll often have differences of multiple seconds. Championships don’t have as much consistency compared to highscores, so there’s much more room for error - you can hit a jump or bump into something, and still win. In general, skill is what matters the most. A good shortcut can give you a better time than a faster horse, so mixing the two is important. In championships, the breed of the horse doesn’t matter too much, because slight differences in how you do the race will change your score a lot more than horses. I’ve seen a level 19 on a level 2 horse beat a level 20 on a level 15 horse, and both were happy horses.

Championships: For stats in championships, I’ve found that swiftness is really the only necessary stat; the 17 agility and discipline you get from a level 15 horse and extra from normal tack are enough. I have a racing set that gives me 6 more discipline than my normal set, and there was no visible difference in scores, even after taking the average of 20-30 races for each set. However, it’s still good to get them anyway if you’re struggling; for the majority of races, discipline > agility as it has a more direct effect on races, and races with sharp turns are actually better with high discipline as you’ll be changing gaits constantly to make turns. You’ll want to reduce strength as much as possible as higher strength results in a longer, higher jump - jumping slows you down, so you want your jump to be as short as possible. Most bridles will give you 3 strength, but certain ones will have agility or discipline instead. The western halters will often have 2 agility, and you get a free “Shiny bridle” as a quest reward from Goldenhills which has 2 discipline.

Highscores: The animations of a horse will affect your scores more than its breed bonus, so some racers may use a specific horse for specific races. The well known example is the Pintabian, but the G3 Chincoteague/Jorvik Starter Ponies are actually better than the Pintabian in specific races. Some horses have faster turning animations or jumping animations, and you’ll want to use these for highscore races. Stats will matter a lot more in highscores, and you’ll want to go for the same stats as usual, although agility will matter more than in championships. 

I’m pretty sure if I write more I’ll start to go off topic, so my personal opinion: Just go for whatever horse you like! Practice shortcuts and just keep practicing, skill matters most. First place highscores aren’t always an option in busy servers, but you can still do well in the occasional championship with the help of some good shortcuts. :)

Happy racing!

can anyone help? i have a question abt horse stats ;-;

i thought it doesn't matter which horse you pick for racing so long it's trained+good equipment etc (besides the old arabian), but i noticed different horse breeds got different stats.

(like some horses' starter stats is agility 3, some dont have agility but got strength 3 etc. at least that's what it says when you go to buy them)

so i'm a bit confused. should i get for racing a horse with fitting stats? or does it actually not matter? if it doesn't matter i'd love to know why ;-;

thank u everyone ;-;

[suspiciousmammal]

can i ask your thoughts on halter-bred AQHs? specifically the ones from Terry Bradshaw. personally i find them horrifying

Oh you mean these horses?

Terry Bradshaw's herd, the mares in particular, look like someome tried to breed a horse that displays every conformational flaw at the same time.

[sagapinehill]

Hey gusy,

this is my intro post here. :D I thoguht I'd say a few wrods about me as an introduction as I've just started this blog now.

I've been playing SSO since 2019 October, I'm on the Coconut Mountain server, currently level 21. I'm an adult player (close to 30) and currently came out (mostly to myself) as a lesbian. Oh, and I'm a huge Sabine fan. :D

Actually my main OC's name is Saki Moonbird, but I created a second OC who I like to discover more in the future and post about here on this blog.

The name of my second OC is Saga Pinehill. According to the main story I've been creating about her, she carries a really strong magic in her what's connected to both the Soul Riders' and Dark Riders' energies. She's Water Element and attracted to Sabine who got the duty of teaching Saga. Her attraction is like, she looks up to Sabine for her determined and strong personality. Saga wants to be as brave as her, and when she feels scared she looks for Sabine's company for protection. She has amnesia, nobody knows how she ended up on Jorvik or where she came from. As for her age, she's in her late 20's. Oh, and her horse, it's a palomino AQH gelding named Nimbus. :D

I think for now that's all I'd like to tell, but feel free to come by and ask me anything. :D