#ask yusuke urameshi

[spkyart]

3 Kings arc lives in my brain rent free

[hellboundhimbo]

WOE MEME DUMP BE UPON YE here’s part 1 lol

ignore the fact the last one is in a completely different format than the rest of them xoxo it wasn’t planned to be part of the dump but i figured id include it.

[three-eyed-shrimp]

Trick question, I detest everything about all of them! We defeat a few demons together and they think we’re “friends”! Idiots!!

[ash-artsss]

I had to give this a try! Fun DTIYS with @three-eyed-shrimp

[nothingbutferal]

Watching Yusuke go through incredible amounts of pain during the fight with the wasted Australian was awesome. I love cheering on two dudes while they duke it out like men an shit. Blow for blow, feet bleedin like crazy while digging into knives, concussion inducing headbutts. That's good content.

But seeing Hiei wince quietly about his arm might have killed a small light inside me.

[sinningtree]

How do you feel about Kuwabara/Urameshi? Also hello new mutual!!

Hello! Honestly, my feelings lately have been that it's not as easy to find in the wild as it used to be! I think I've unintentionally jammed myself too far into the Kurama corner of fandom these days.

I queue things forever and still have over 800 drafts to sift through and tag, but...

Please enjoy a few posts that might illustrate my thoughts. Unfortunately, not every Kuwameshi post I've done, but some examples, at least.

ultimately, my answer to any ship question is going to be the same, no matter what:

[askurameshiyusuke]

who's your hottest friend

Hiei, because he's on fire a lot.

[eikichi-supremacy]

nooooo don't think about kuwabara picking up smoking when yusuke leaves for makai as something to remember him by you're so sexy hahah

[askyyhguys]

Hi Team Urameshi 😊 Today’s my birthday and I’m turning 29 today! I know I shouldn’t feel like it but I feel like I’m getting old 😳 I hope I don’t have a mid-life crisis or something 😭

“Hey happy birthday! Atleast you’re not as old as Gen-OW! YOU OLD HAG WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!” Yusuke yelled as Master Genaki had hit him over the head.

“That’s what you get for insulting me Dimwit!” Master Genkai chuckled for a moment before turning to you “Happy Birthday young one…Trust me you got some time before the mid life crisis happens.”

“I would have to agree. You are still young. Unless you’re a worry wort like Kawabata you will be just fine. Have a wonderful birthday.” Kurama chimed in with a smile.

“Hey!” Kazuma grumbled. “I don’t worry about everything. Only Eikichi and my beautiful Yukina!” He crossed his arms and then grinned. “But hey happy birthday!! That’s awesome!”

“Hmph..” Hiei huffed as he was pushed forward by the admin. “You humans and your trivial birthdays…” he looked toward you. “Congrats on living another year human…”

Hiei can be an ass…anyway..HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[giggly-squiggily]

I am currently writing the most despicable yyh fic you’re gonna love it I can’t even-

Lee Yusuke is on the brain forever I’m aaaaaaaaaaaaa

GIVE ME ANY OF YOUR IDEAS ABT LEE YUSUKE AND THEY WILL BE IN THE FICCY FIC IF YOUD LIKE

AHH I’M SO EXCITED ANZNNANSNS 🤩🤩🤩🤩 Some Lee!Yusuke ideas, you say? Ducky, I’ve gotcha covered!

-Yusuke is very direct- even when it comes to tickling. Dare I say he gets a little impatient if someone’s looking for his worst spots and taking too long? He might throw in a giggly “Getting warmer!” Or “Come on, you’re really not getting it?”- sometimes he might straight up grab his Ler’s hands and put them there cause “If you’re gonna make me laugh, make me LAUGH.”

- Course right after he’s a tad embarrassed and tries to play it off cool- “You wanted to see me lose it- so I helped. So what- it’s not that big of a deal, get off my case!” He rather enjoys seeing his Ler’s just as happy as he is- the type to check in with them and make sure they’re having fun too.

-Oo, you know what? He squeaks like a dog toy when his worst spots are got! Like- kinda that high pitched voice crack? It’s kinda rare to get out of him but if you’re persistent enough you might just get lucky and hear it. Kuwabara got so scared listening to it the first time- he thought he genuinely broke Yusuke’s voice box. Lots of reassurance had to be made before he was willing to tickle again.

-Curses up a STORM. He’s the type to giggle out swear words like a sailor battling a raging storm: half the time it’s only partly the word cause he’s laughing to hard to make proper sentences. He also swears he’s gonna kick his Ler’s ass a lot, but we all know that’s complete BS.

- Little bicycle kicks when he’s giggling like crazy- like a dog shaking its leg, he’s gotta move SOMETHING. Kurama once pointed it out during a tickle war and now no one lets him live it down. He cannot STAND being told “that’s a good boy” while being tickled: he’ll turn into the hulk and throw you into the nearest body of water- it works far too well on him.

-You know he’s at his limit when his voice get’s reeaaaaal high and kinda whiny- like Beaker from the Muppets sounding. He’ll try to deepen his voice after to make up for that sound like that ever truly works andnnans

Those are what I got! :D feel free to use any if they tickle your fancy, friend! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🫂🫂🫂 I can’t wait to read your YYH fic AHHH! 🤩🤩🤩

[ayoharuko]

REQUESTS ARE FINALLY OPEN AGAIN!!!!

Thats right people... my time has come.

I'm opening requests once again in a long time :D

Truth is... I'm having trouble in finding out what I should write, aka I really don't know what fandom I should start first (Still recovering from that long writers block)

Anyways!

The fandoms I'll be accepting requests for are:

Love and Deepspace - Zayne, Xavier & Rafayel

Yu Yu Hakusho - Yusuke, Kurama, Hiei & Kuwabara

Genshin Impact - All the guys are fine! The ladies too!

Haikyuu - Karasuno, Nekoma, Aoba Johsai, Shiratorizawa, Inarizaki, Itachiyama, Fukurodani & Date Tech

Fluff, angst, platonic or romance is most appreciated!

I won't accept any dark tropes as I am uncomfortable with that so please respect my wishes.

All pronouns are fine with me too!

If you're gonna send in a requests, please make sure to try and go into a little bit of detail! I don't get things easily (I'm a slow person) so while reading your requests theirs a possibility that I'll get confused and might do your requests wrong. If you would like to know more of my rules, feel free to read the rest of my rules on my pinned post! Thank you so much for understanding!!

If you've got any questions send in an ask!

Thank you so much!

[rouge-the-bat]

Please tell me more about Kurama (Shuichi Minamino) going to school with Yusuke and Kuwabara.

Personally I don't think he'd be close to either of them prior to Yusuke coming back to life, wherin he would call spirit world shenanigans. If we go with the idea that Hiei would follow Kurama around even prior to his arrest, I would not be shocked if local anime protag who hangs out on roof would find the little hellion once or twice.

Hiei would watch Yusuke beat up Kuwabara on a near daily bases, and when they meet he would give Yusuke a little "nice work, try explaining me to anyone and I will kill you" before blinking away. Or the classic Bill Murray of "no one will ever believe you". Kurama overhears Yusuke yelling to Keiko about some short black blur of a boy on the roof and local fox in disguise has to keep a straight face.

You know, if anything, Keiko and Kurama might know each other best out of all the group. They are both top ranking students, so they were probably teamed up for assignments or class activities.

Just some of my thoughts, love to hear more of yours.

HEHE YEAS U ACTUALLY ARE RIGHT ON THE MONEY OF SOME OF MY THOUGHTS ALREADY !!!

i already figured that Kurama wouldnt be close to Yusuke and Kuwabara prior to the actual events of normal canon, he avoids most people to keep a distance from them since hes a demon, aside from Maya who would tag along with him on her own accord (and he ends up making an exception for her since he was lonely prior to meeting Hiei, i also have a little Maya-related thought ill get into later).

and i think hed expressly avoid Kuwabara, not out of dislike for him or anything and hed be rather polite about it, but Kurama would hear the rumors of Kuwabaras spiritual awareness and figured itd be safer to stay away from him so he wouldnt detect his clearly non-human energy. and despite Kurama often being distant to many people, Kuwabara still picks up on how Shuichi seems to avoid him particularly- which ofc Yusuke has to make a joke that Shuichi probably thinks Kuwabara is a freak and that he should stay away, and says his assumption is right [cue another fight between Kuwabara and Yusuke lol].

AND YES YES Hiei absolutely follows Kurama around all the time, and i defintely think at some point when Yusuke goes up to the roof during lunch he ends up finding Kurama sitting with Hiei and sharing his lunch (packed by shiori of course) with him. and catches Kurama being Very Flirty with Hiei, who gets VERY blushy hehe. finally it clicks to Yusuke why Shuichi never goes out with any of the many girls that fawn over him lol (though he also wonders how the hell the kid that doesnt go to their school even got up onto the roof in the first place). i didnt think about Yusuke encountering Hiei up there alone at some point but thatd also be really fun, i love the thought of Hiei not giving a shit and just disappearing into thin air in front of him, which would put Kurama in a bit of a weird spot when Yusuke later sees them together and clearly are close. i definitely have to think more about the weird meetings Hiei can have with Yusuke and Kuwabara more lol. so many possible interactions to make them think "wow Shuichis secret punk boyfriend is weird as fuck" HGJDHFJ

I do think Hiei would find Yusuke and Kuwabaras antics amusing, gives something more interesting going on to witness at the school besides people just going about their usual business (though of course he also enjoys just watching Kurama because hes very pretty :'3 though he doesnt understand why he keeps to playing the part of perfect school boy). at some point Yusuke probably sees Hiei watching Shuichi from a tree or something and thinks hes his stalker until he finds them hanging out together jfksjjfd

and yeah i figured Kurama probably interacts with Keiko the most before the main story! since shes part of the student council, i think theyd sometimes work together for that even though Kurama isnt actually a part of it, since many clubs and stuff tend to ask him for various favors since hes the top student and great at problem solving of all kinds n stuff. and through that Kurama would sometimes interact a bit with Yusuke because hed totally come in to bother Keiko while shes working lmao. and sometimes during their spats one of them- usually Keiko- will try dragging Kurama into it to share his opinion, to which hed usually give a polite smile and laugh and say its not his place- if he DOES tell his stance though Yusuke knows Shuichi is probably gonna give advice that mostly sides with Keiko jgksjfjd

i also think that when Yusuke comes back from the dead, itd get Kuramas attention and hed try prodding Keiko about it, since he figured itd be more natural to find out the situation from her rather than Yusuke directly since he never really had much connection with him. because it wouldnt be likely for spirit world to just bring someone back to life for no reason and it makes him wonder whats up. but when Keiko doesnt really know the specifics of what happened (and fumbles and shyly avoids the part where she essentially kissed Yusuke back to life), Kurama doesnt really pry too much into it in the end though because he doesnt find it worth his time or energy since hes basically depressed around this time because of his mothers illness and is already planning to be sacrificing his life for her.

he quickly puts the pieces together during the artifacts of darkness arc when Yusuke calls himself a spirit detective, but Kurama ultimately doesnt act too much different here compared to the events of canon, because what would it matter if a classmate knows hes a demon criminal if (according to his plan) hes going to be dead soon? i also think that before this while Shiori has been sick, Yusuke and Kuwabara noticed that Shuichi still seems to be acting as he usually does, and still smiles, but his eyes look completely drained of life like a zombie.

i also see that before Kurama had a total personality overhaul because of his mother protecting him, when he was little he was quite a little shit. he wasnt overtly confrontational like Yusuke and Kuwabara were, but he always clearly held himself as above everyone in school- students and teachers alike. he never shared and wasnt so polite about avoiding people back then, especially since he found being surrounded by a bunch of little kids quite annoying, on top of being agitated back then about being stuck in such a tiny weak child body. Kurama also totally pulled pranks all the time, both to appease his boredom and to get revenge on anyone that pissed him off- particularly any teachers that tried to talk down to him. they tended to be of the ~supernatural~ variety, like mushrooms suddenly filling up a teachers desk files like theyd been growing there for a month, so he was never found out.

and Yusuke never personally clashed with Kurama, but he did have a bit of a grudge against him because whenever it seemed like Shuichi was gonna get in trouble for something, he got off the hook because of him being such a model student, while Yusuke never got off easy. He was especially salty about it because he always swore Shuichi was a thief but no one believed him. sure he never actually saw him steal anything, but the day the snack he brought went missing, Shuichi later had that same snack during lunch, and Yusuke swore it wasnt a coincidence (and it wasnt lmao, but he couldnt prove it). anytime some kids brought their gameboys or whatnot and their games went missing, Yusuke always suspected Shuichi (and he was right :p ). Yusuke knew if he confronted Shuichi hed probably get into way worse trouble for punching the lights out of the model student than he does for his roughhousing with Kuwabara. he also figured it probably wouldnt be satisfying to hit Shuichi anyways, because he thought he looked fragile like a doll and would crumple like tinfoil (oh how wrong he was about that though LOL).

then over one summer the situation of Shiori catching Kurama so he doesnt fall on broken glass happens, and he begins to change to how he is now. so when hes back at school, he suddenly seems TOTALLY different and is actually polite to others. he may still be rather quiet and reserved, but he smiles more, and actually helps people out often. he doesnt distance himself quite as much as he used to. the number of pranks and missing items dont stop completely, but they diminish quite a bit. his change was so drastic and sudden that Yusuke and Kuwabara would joke that Shuichi got abducted by aliens, had his brain wiped, and replaced with an alien trying to fit in and gain the humans trust LOL. i think Keiko would also sometimes nag Yusuke about how he should make a change in himself and be nicer to others like Shuichi has, which would make Yusuke a bit irritable around Kurama even though it wasnt really him that was the source of his annoyance

also once they get into junior high, Yusuke and Kuwabara are happy to see the number of pranks around the school have skyrocketed again. because even though Kurama is fake nice to Iwamoto and Akashi, he HATES them because theyre such assholes, even if they tend to be nice to him because of him being the top student. and Yusuke doesnt even particularly care that he tends to be blamed for the pranks by those two teachers, because seeing them being pranked is VERY fun, and theyll pin anything on him and Kuwabara anyways so theres no point hating whatever genius is actually pranking them. im unsure though on if Yusuke has ever found Kurama before in the process of setting up a prank, and thus figures all of the crazy pranks he has no clue how someone could even pull off is from Shuichi, or if he and Kuwabara are totally clueless on whos doing them.

after the events of two shots, i think even though he never really interacted with her before, Kuwabara would notice that Maya suddenly stopped following Shuichi around all the time, and Kuwabara assumes (rather accurately, though of course clueless of the supernatural happenings) that Maya asked him out and was turned down, and feels sympathy for her. Yusuke is like, 'oh what, youre gonna swoop in and be her knight in shining armor?' Kuwabars ofc denies that, saying shes very pretty and if she wanted to date he wouldnt turn her down, but he will not take advantage of her in her time of sorrow! so he tries being nice to her and they become sorta-friends (though Kuwabara is a bit freaked out from her interest in paranormal stuff lol). through this would also be a key moment where Yusuke and Kuwabars start noticing that theres something strange about Shuichi, as from Kurama using his flower of forgetfulness on her so she forgets her feelings for him, so too came a bit of alteration of her memories where she no longer has much memory about him in general, and thus doesnt recall spending much time with him. so when at some point Shuichi becomes a topic of conversation, its clear that she doesnt know him that well and is confused when people are surprised about that, and even more so when people insist that she used to hang around him a lot. her saying that thats not true and never happened puts the idea in Kuwabaras head that theres something Very weird about the situation.

also Yusuke totally does a "your mom" joke to Kurama at some point and is met with a COMPLETE DEATH GLARE and feels a weird threatening energy, while Kurama says with a very flat unemotive voice 'do not make those sorts of jokes about my mother.' Yusukes like 'jeez he looked like he was going to strangle me over a your mom joke' fkdbjgbdjf

THIS GOT REALLY LONG BUT. I JUST THINK THIS IDEA IS REALLY FUN N I WANNA DO SOMETHING WITH IT FKBDJ its fun to think about :'3

[tv-writes-ff]

hi! re: your post about koto and yusuke in a soulmate fic. Do they know instantly that they're soulmates or is it a gradual realization?

thank you so much for the ask! and for giving me the chance to ramble about my soulmate idea lol

so in my soulmate au, i wanted to do things a little differently. instead of the more popular tropes, like names or first words, words only appear at certain times. like "the" time. a person's soulmate isn't exactly predetermined, it can rarely happen instantly but usually happens after a gradual amount of time. soulmates can be platonic or romantic, and a person can have multiple soulmates.

the words appear when the person's soulmate says them. so a bit of a spoiler alert but it is mentioned in the summary, koto gets yusuke's words on her. it's after they've been friends for years, but it's still a surprise. yusuke does not get koto's words at the same time, and he has no idea that his words have appeared on her. he gets her words much later on, and she only knows because her words appear on an uncovered part of him.

there is another couple who get their words instantly, which is a rare case. the first time person a speaks, person b gets their words on a thankfully very hidden part of their body. person b also refuses to speak to person a, because they absolutely do not want a soulmate.

other fun cases are platonic soulmates. i won't say when it happens, but yusuke and kuwabara are platonic soulmates. they have each other's words, but they both know it's not in a romantic sense.

it's also possible to have multiple romantic soulmates. either simultaneously or at different times. like atsuko, who is very much involved in this fic. she has yusuke's father's words, but they obviously didn't stay together. much later on in the story, she gets someone else's words as well.

now, i don't have all the specific words figured out. i'm mostly going with the idea that it'll come to me in the moment, much like the words work in this soulmate au. the only words i know for sure are for yusuke and koto, as well as one other pairing that will remain a mystery for now.

the main take away is that the words appear once a bond has been informed. they have to be said at the right time by the right person, and the words are not binding. there are people who choose not to be with their soulmates romantically, or even platonically. there are even cases where the words are between people who are against each other. the words mostly just indicate that the person is important to you.

i hope some of that makes sense lol and thank you again for the ask!

for a fun little thing, here's an image of koto's and yusuke's words

[three-eyed-shrimp]

[acoldsovereign]

"Inquiry of the day. Could someone enlighten me as to what steps I should take to ensure a target submits wholly and completely?"

In a rare display of frustration, her eyes squeezed shut.

"--Because the other alternative at this point is homicide. And, the destruction of Planet Earth, if that does not kill this ungrateful swine."

[thekingofthieves]

What's your most controversial opinion? Would you state it publicly? What's the most controversial opinion that you would publicly support, if it's different?

Well, my most controversial opinion amongst my best friends appears to be that if Hiei was an animal, he'd be a cat. 🤭 Even my mother has made the comparison without me mentioning it to her beforehand, haha! But both Hiei and Kuwabara completely deny there being any resemblance whatsoever (and Botan says he's "too scary" to be a cat)- but they're not the one to have found Hiei taking a sun nap by the back door, with Eikichi doing the same curled up right on his stomach! My, it was so adorable. ♡ Ah, though Yusuke at least agrees with me about Hiei being a cat- he even bought a cat-ear headband as a joke gift for Hiei one year! 😂 I managed to get him to allow me to take pics of him wearing it, though he's (rather adorably) grumpy through all of them. 🤭

Kuwabara also disagrees that he is much more like a dog than a cat, but the similarities are rather striking to me. Incredibly loyal, protective... easily excitable, and loud. 😂 Not to mention how he's like a lovesick puppy around Yukina.

Haha, but to answer you more seriously, I suppose whichever opinions of mine that'd be considered the most controversial would greatly differ upon worlds. I'd say my acceptance of humans and being content living amongst them would undoubtedly be the top contender in the Makai, even if it seems there's been a recent slow shift towards a more neutral mindset on humans from Yusuke's influence.

When it comes to the Ningenkai however, it's harder to pin down what views of mine may be the most controversial, as my travels across this world have been quite limited- especially in comparison to the vast amount of exploration I've done in the Makai to hunt down treasure. As such, my experience with human customs and ideologies have been restricted to very few regions- though I would like to change that someday and enjoy more of what the Ningenkai has to offer, especially with my friends and family by my side. And additionally, I don't often have much meaningful contact with humans aside from my loved ones, so I'm not well versed in what views are disputed more than others.

Though, one thing I've never understood about human culture is the often rigid structures and divisions around things like gender and relationships. It's quite stark in contrast with how things are in the Makai, but I suppose it's harder for pointless restrictions like that to form there when there's such a large biological variety among demons. Though it's not like the Makai is without its prejudices, but things like someone's identity, body modifications, choices for mates, and the like aren't really things anyone cares about... Well, body modifications that can aid in battle and boost one's power are more controversial (many view that as cheap grabs for power and is only for the weak and unskilled, while others are indifferent and view it much like using any ordinary weapon), but demons won't bat an eye at ones along the lines of alterations of bodily functions or aesthetic changes.

Though it seems these restrictions have been gradually easing over the recent decades in the Ningenkai, so I'm unsure if this would technically be my most controversial stance. But it's clearly still a prevalent issue with much contention in this world, seeing as I still deal with idiots from time to time who take issue with my relationship with Hiei, and- kind of amusingly- those who can't seem to agree on assuming I'm "a woman trying to be a man" or "a man trying to be a woman." Attempting to misgender me is quite futile when I consider myself a mix anyways.