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missbloomiewashere · 4 months ago
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Say Miss Bloomie, how does it feel being 7 feet tall and still have the fans call you shortie?
" listen, I'm sick and tired of of being called a shortie, because IM NOT SHORT. "
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" CLAIRE IS, WHAT, 5'2? AND I'M TALLER THAN HER! AND LOOK: "
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" SEE??? IT (ROUGHLY) MATCHES THE PHOTO, AND YET I'M SHORT??? "
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" MISS CIRCLE IS 9'6 (?) AND PLUS, CAN'T MISS CIRCLE CHANGE HER HEIGHT??? SO TECHNICALLY SHE'S CHEATING BUT NO ONE'S GETTING ON HER CASE AND I'M THE ONE GETTING HARASSED BY MY OWN STUDENTS FOR BEING SHORTER THAN THAT GIANT? (sorry Miss Circle, I still love you/p) "
" So now that we all know that I'm NOT short, the next time I hear the word short and my name used in the same sentence, heads are going to be rolling. "
" Class dismissed. "
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missbloomiewashere · 4 months ago
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So how exactly do you, Thavel, and Circle get away with child murder exactly? You guys aren't exactly subtle about it, plus I can't imagine parents signing their kids up to a school that actively kills them for one bad day.
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“ here, have a step by step tutorial on how me, Miss Circle, and Miss Thavel deal with dead students! “
In all seriousness though, (mod speaking btw), in this au, Miss Grace is a lot more powerful than she appears to be in the original Basics in Behavior video.
Since a lot of characters who are violent/powerful have the Alice symbol (the triangle with two lines), I thought I’d apply this to Miss Grace. It’d also make sense for her to have some sort of ability since, as you said, it’d be quite weird for parents to send their children to a school known for treating failing students with violence and death.
TDLR: Miss Grace has the powerful to remove all evidence of someone’s existence, which is how there aren’t any notices of students going missing from parents. She also can erase any and all memories of said someone, so that is why all the students act fairly normal even after a fellow student has died.
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missbloomiewashere · 4 months ago
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Yay! A new teacher I get to torment with my questions.
So Miss thavel, being The language and all that, does, it piss ypu off when people don't talk/write withperfect gramar/spelling?
(OOC: Sorry if getting asks from my constantly is getting annoying. I just don't see many asks here and I just like the blog lol).
" ... I've never felt more offended in my life by a tumblr ask. " - Miss Thavel
" I think I just had a stroke reading that, Jesus Christ— " - Miss Bloomie
( OOC: It's okay!! You can send in as many asks as you want - I'm just glad you enjoy the blog enough to interact with it! :] )
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