#ashudanny

[ashwoodgossip-blog1]

Re: The Lopez Family

thesanlo:

Too bad Mason already has a girlfriend. I personally love how bitchy you two are, but why don’t you two give my girl and her guy a break for today and talk about someone else? I’m gonna fall on the sword and give you an exclusive here. Me, Danny, soap opera secret family member. Go ahead and speculate on that.

OH now there is something interesting to talk about. Secret family members are exciting. Who is it? Anyone I know? 

Hold on, let me grab some popcorn, this is gonna be good.

[princeparkersmythe]

TEXT ✉ DANNY & PARKER

PARKER: Hey, are you feeling any better? Is there anything else I can do?

[vannahrose]

Text || Vanny

Van: Danny! The other day was so much fun!

Van: Thanks for hanging out with me

[peculiarberry]

Text | Danny

Rachel: Hey, you’ve seemed down lately...would lollipops help?

[ashwooduni]

The recipient of the First Annual Ashwood University “By Students, For Students” Scholarship is:

Carter Whittaker

Total proceeds from the Date Auction were $9,290. Carter will receive $8,290 toward next semester: $7,000 going directly to semester course fees, and $1,290 in cash (payable now).

Both Ben and Danny will receive $500 each, paid in cash.

Congratulations!

There were 3 applicants for the scholarship. The names were entered into the randomizer in the order they were received (Ben, Danny, Carter) and the result was what is shown in the screenshot below:

[ashwoodgossip-blog1]

Since Carter's been mia, Van's keeping her options open with Danny, Jeff, and Sebastian.

Aren’t half of those guys gay and the other half in a relationship? Wanky! Get it girl!

Damn, girl. Going after your roommate’s boyfriend when the girl knows how to use a crossbow? Do you not remember what happened to Rachel’s door at the beginning of the year? Not to mention the fact that the guy’s sister absolutely hates you... you’ve got guts, or a death wish, not really sure which yet.

[peculiarberry]

PM : DANNY

Rachel: So uh...I know you can sing because of that video of you singing and that means....you're auditioning for the musical, right?! RIGHT?!

[peculiarberry]

Group Text - Daniel + Parker

Rachel: I think if you’re not with Wendy, you guys should be.

Rachel: She just seems off...I don’t know.

[peculiarberry]

Texts - Danny

Rachel: Thank you.

Rachel: Are you okay?

[ashwoodgossip-blog1]

Most annoying and most interesting person?

I think everyone here is annoying, honestly. Even the interesting ones. @alisonfab-ray is pretty interesting. So is @dannyjavierlopez- if only for that laser he’s got.

Everyone here is incredibly annoying. @andihudson seems kind of interesting… definitely hot, so there’s that.

[ashwoodgossip-blog1]

what couple do you find the most boring?

@woefulwendy and @dannyjavierlopez. Booooooring. They never post anything scandalous or even remotely interesting.

I know they’ve got drama they’re not telling us about, no one is that perfect so spill! You’ll seem so much more interesting!

[ashwoodgossip-blog1]

You think Danny and Wendy will ever work up the courage to touch each other's naughty bits?

Wendy has no fear, I’m sure it’ll happen soon.

I think they probably already are touching those naughty bits, they’re just really good at keeping it a secret.

[ashwoodgossip-blog1]

biggest nerd on campus?

@dannyjavierlopez is a pretty big nerd. Him and @princeparkersmythe are like dork royalty chillin’ all alone in their dorm room.

Yeah, I heard he has a laser, and that is pretty nerdy. @ghostlighthummel is really nerdy about his fashion stuff too. I mean, at what point do you just give up and wear sweatpants?

[ashwoodgossip-blog1]

I saw wendy rush to Parker and Daniels room 3some or nah??

With how excited she is about his laser, and how Parker is probably into lasers too, I’m betting Danny is getting everything he could ever possibly want. And in case you were wondering, laser is code for dick.

Is that what they’re calling it now?