#ash vs evil dead imagine

[ghostwoe]

in your arms tonight

ash williams x reader

notes — this was previously posted upon my blog before i restarted it, so here’s a repost as it has been asked for!

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THE CABIN — stood tall in the woods surrounded by the mixture of dead trees and lively ones, as the sun fell down from the sky into a near maroon shade as night was slowly creeping upon the area. it looked as hell consuming as it did the very last time that ash williams had come to greet his old terror filled friend.

there was wind everywhere else inside of the woods except for the surrounding area near the wooden architecture and it made a chill run up the brunet’s back as his deep brown irises peered at the rickety old front door with a heavy familiar feeling upon his chest. said feeling made his heart slow and his body ache while his brain was reeling in the knowledge of what must come next.

no, he did not want to do this and if he had it his way, it would be him instead. not the one who he finally could find his true happiness in and someone he could truly give his full self to, only for the main reasons why he never revealed himself to others, prior to this someone, to come back full force and take away his favorite person.

the front steps creaked and groaned underneath his boots as he walked upon them as he pushed the rickety door open with the top of the shotgun in his hand. the air felt thick with loss as brown irises peered around the cabin and noticed dried blood of his previous loved ones that was dried upon the wood. out of the corner of his eye just as the sun fell down further into dusk and almost dark, he found a fresh line of blood leading towards the ancient kitchen and he felt his heart stop for a moment.

it appeared like the individual where the blood came from had been dragged and ash could feel his heartbeat getting faster and faster as he slowly crept towards the kitchen. flashes echoed through his mind as he took each step and his brown irises watched the blood trail getting thicker and denser. ash silently gulped as the sky continued to fall into darkness before he heard a familiar voice call out to him.

“ash. . .” a weak voice called out from the area of which he was going and he paused his steps for a singular moment. Hesitation filled his mind before he shook it away and sighed deeply to himself as he knew how to play the game that was about to be laid out. a seemingly never ending chess game that always interloped with the next round, one merry-go-round that never allowed you to get off and left ash williams permanently haunted. It would never let him give peace a true chance, always at the ready to tear him apart.

“sweetheart.” ash managed in a steady tone with a hint of sweetness etched in as his irises fell upon the beaten and bloodied body of his beloved. “hi baby. . .” the voice weakly called out a proper greeting towards him as blood trailed from their mouth as their eyes were filled with such sorrow and it made ash nearly crumble onto his knees from seeing the sight of them barely holding on, solely based upon the harrowing sound coming from their chest as it hardly moved.

“i’m so sorry, i never wanted this to happen. i never wanted it to be you. i always thought this is it, you know? my final one who could bring me all the peace and happiness that cheryl once told me that i deserved. but now these fuck-uglies took you away from me and i could never apologize enough to you.” the words came out like water running down the cliff and he couldn’t stop the tears from welling up in his brown irises, even after he had so many losses and experiences with the damned creatures.

a loud screech erupted from the body belonging to his beloved upon the ground as the body soon raised up with clunky motions before the loud echo of a shotgun being cocked had filled the air.

“til we meet again, sweetheart.” the male called out in a soft adoring tone before he aimed and took his shot as the body of his beloved jumped at him. the body fell limp with a loud thump across the wooden ground while the blown apart head rolled away from his beloved and ash felt his heart truly stop as he peered down at his partially dismembered partner, as he reached over to his right arm and started up his chainsaw.

just when he had finally thought he had escaped the hands of evil, the deadites came back as they always did and always will.

[htchnr]

ミ★ perv!older! Ash headcannons.

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「 ꜜcontent,, age gap ⋆ Ash is in his 40s reader in her late 20s ⋆ panty stealing ⋆ Ash always getting you into compromising positions. ꜜwc,, 0,3k. 」

© 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 𝐇𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐍𝐑. 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐩𝐲, 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦, 𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫!

★ perv!Ash whose eyes are always. on your ass. besides when he's driving of course, then they're on your thighs.

☆ your favourite underwear missing after sleeping over in his trailer? oh no .. where ever could they be .. ? don't worry, he'll buy you plenty of cute pairs, only for them to disappear not too long after wearing them.

★ perv!Ash who always manages to create situations where you'll have to bend over — and every time you fall for it. he almost got you to fall for the good old 'can you touch your elbows together? i can't seem to do that', but unfortunately for him you heard that one before.

☆ he always knows how to play it off though, very rarely getting caught.

★ somehow occasionally you'll trip over something in the trailer, Ash's large hands grabbing ahold of your hips and holding you against him before you can fall. 'tsk tsk, gotta be careful doll face, don't wanna hurt that pretty face.'

☆ others see it though, cause no one else ever trips up or has to grab things for him that have magically moved to weird places. 'how'd my keys end up under there? could you be a sugary sweet peach for me and grab 'em while you're at it?'

★ his eyes not leaving the way your pants tighten around your ass as you bend over.

☆ Kelly tries to tell you, though you always find reasons to prove her wrong, 'he's been complaining about his back lately! how could i let him bend down to grab his keys? it would only get worse!'

★ he's got you wrapped around his big metal finger doing all these things around him, and you don't mind it. after all, there's no other reason behind them then him needing help, right?

☆ and you'd help out charming, sweet Ash, any day.

[evildeadism]

deadite 101

ash williams x f!reader

word count: 4.4k plot: reader is home alone whilst ash is at work, the night takes a turn when she is attacked by a deadite. ash comes home and fears the worst. (intended to be post aod ash but can be imagined as any era tbh!) warnings: canon typical violence and gore, descriptions of injury, hurt/comfort, angst, mentions of nsfw and nsfw jokes, fluff, soft! ash, mentions of getting high, use of petnames (its ash, what do you expect)

a/n: ash williams is my fave fictional character ever yall, like the love i have for that man is insane...anyways! hope the like 10 evil dead enjoyers on this app like this!!!

You had said goodbye to Ash in the late hours of the afternoon just before he had left for his evening shift at S-Mart. It was just like every other day, the two of you had fallen into a comfortable routine after moving in together.

Ash would work shifts at S-Mart, you would also work and the moments spent together were nothing short of bliss. Getting high at night together whilst spinning a record and the weekend lay-ins after spending the morning fucking each other was also rather heavenly. Date nights were a movie, or maybe a trip to the bar and it would normally end up with the two of you hot and heavy in the back of the delta, which would often continue in your shared bedroom at the apartment.

It may not have been a lot for some people, but for you and Ash? It was perfect. You were happy, he was happy. It was heavenly. Except, of course, for that night.

The apartment building was illuminated by dim lights as you read quietly, the wind howling outside, a few raindrops hitting the window every now and then. Quickly you threw a glance at the clock on the wall. It was 10pm, Ash would be back at any moment.

Settling your eyes back to the book, you nestled into the warm blanket that had bundled you up on the sofa, a small sigh of content slipped past your lips as you slowly sipped on the wine you had in your hand. It was the kind of cozy October nights you’d see in the movies and you couldn’t wait for Ash to get home to share the tranquil scene with him.

The sound of the door opening echoed through the apartment.

“Ash, I’m in here!” You called out without looking up, turning the page of your book.

Silence. 

That was strange. He can usually never shut up when he first comes home from work, or ever for that matter.

“Ash?” You called out again.

Still no answer. 

You were quiet for a moment, listening for any sign of Ash or any kind of movement. But there was nothing, the apartment was still. Eerily still.

Your eyebrows furrowed, slowly placing the book down on the coffee table beside you. An unsettling feeling pooled into your stomach. Pulling off the blanket covers, wine glass still in hand, you peered down the hallway directly at the front door. It was wide open. The light in the hallway outside of your apartment flickered erratically, but there was no one in the doorway.

Your mouth dried as you licked your lips. “Ash, I swear to god if this is some kind of joke, I will kill you” You called out again. 

Silence.

Growing tired of this ridiculousness you marched to the door and slammed it shut. There was still no Ash to be seen anywhere. 

“Fuck” You whispered, facing the door. The gravity of the situation hitting you all at once. Ash always begged you, practically drilled it into you to keep the door and windows locked at all times after what had happened to him at the cabin. And so you did, but you weren’t quite as careful as he was.

You hadn’t experienced what he had, didn’t have the upper hand of witnessing just how fucked up the dead could be. And of course you believed what he said had happened to him was the actual truth, his recurring nightmares, lack of a right hand and the look in his eyes as he very rarely recalled it was anything but fake.

But that was his experience not yours. 

You reassured him time and time again that you were safe and always locked the doors but as time went on you had gotten sloppier, doubting the danger your boyfriend warned you of. Like tonight.

You had forgotten to lock the door after he left. And now there was someone in your house. You doubted that the villains Ash faced in that cabin those years ago were in your home but regardless, someone or something was.

The floorboards behind you squeaked ever so slightly, pulling you back to the present. At the sound your tear pricked eyes widened in horror as your breath became heavier and heavier by the second. Despite your brain screaming at you not to, slowly, oh so slowly you turned around.

A million things rushed through your mind, a murderer, thief and somewhere desperately in your mind you had hoped this was Ash pulling a stupid prank on you. But what you came face to face with was more horrifying than anything even the twisted of minds could’ve comprehended.

The person. No. Creature, in front of you looked like nothing short of a nightmare. Clothes ripped up and covered in dirt and blood, skin a pale and sickly gray peeling off and decaying in spots of blood and body matter, and the eyes? Oh the eyes, a terrifying striking white that pierced straight into you, through you. The wine glass you were holding fell through your now clammy and shaky hands, shattering into tiny pieces on the floor with a loud smash.

The, what once was a man, grinned slowly, baring its rotten and blood stained teeth. You tried to step back but your back met the door with a dull thud. A slight whimper escaped as you realized there was no clear way of escaping, not without a fight. 

“No, Ashy slashy here to protect you” It spoke in a horrifyingly deep and monstrous tone, tilting its head at you, that terrifying grin still sporting its face. 

Upon his words, your instincts finally kicked in, coming out of the paralysis that had held you still for so long and you instantly bolted to the left and into the kitchen, eyes immediately settling on the knife holder.

Always find a weapon first Ash had said to you once before, while giving you a cautionary 101 on killing a deadite This thing is not human, it is hardly gonna go down with just a kick in the nuts. You stretched your arm out leaping for the biggest butcher knife, fingers merely brushing the handle but the deadite was fast, too fast. A hand snaked around your calf and yanked you down with strength, your body slamming into the floor bringing the knives down with you, a large clatter to the floor. Without looking back you tried to reach for the knife closest to you on the ground but your leg was yanked harder, pulling you away from your only source of a weapon “No!” You cried out in fear. 

Another hand sneaked around your other calf and the thing started to pull harder, pulling your body towards him. You screamed in terror. Panic swarming your brain, vision going foggy.

Was this it? You thought to yourself. A death so quick and so painful. Leaving your corpse here for Ash to find, another loss left for him to mourn as if his sister, ex-girlfriend and friends weren’t enough. Now at some point, you’re probably gonna go into panic mode, you won’t be able to see, hear or even think about anything except for the inevitable gruesome death that awaits you. Well, good news! Death is only inevitable if you let it be inevitable. Are you gonna go out without a fight? No! Well, maybe if you’re a pussy but if you’re anything like me, you’ll clear your head and there’ll only be one thing on your mind. Survival. 

With a grunt and new found resolve you started to squirm out of its grasp fighting against its hold on you, arms reaching for the butcher knife. The deadite struggled against you as you heaved and writhed, slowly and slowly inching closer to your prize. Suddenly the deadite let go of your legs, without looking back or checking to see what it was doing you surged toward the knife until you felt something heavy on your back. With horror you realized, the deadite was crawling on top of you. 

Paralyzed by fear, you stopped struggling and involuntarily started to hold your breath. Everything was a painful quiet except for the deadites' ragged breathing coming closer and closer. Does it even breathe? You thought to yourself but the thought quickly died as you felt its torso press into your back, its face slowly entering your peripheral vision, mere inches away from your face, so much so you could smell the dank repugnant smell of death and rotting rolling off of the corpse. 

Slowly, as if not to disturb the deadite, you wiggled your fingers in search of the knife. Finally you brushed the handle and let out a breath of relief and victory but just as your hand gripped it, a much larger hand came down on your wrist and snapped it in the opposite direction. An ear piercing scream tore through you as waves of shock ebbed through your wrist, the deadites firm grasp still on your now limp hand as it laughed wickedly in your ear.

You shut your eyes in fear and whimpered quietly, tears rolling down your face. The deadite will corner you into a difficult position, but you can use this to your advantage, there is always a way out and if the deadite thinks it has you, its guard will be low. Now is the time to lay a blow to the sucker.

“Don’t cry, we’re just getting started'' It growled in your ear in that gravelly monstrous voice, followed by a low chuckle that sounded like the hordes of hell opening up. Gritting your teeth you prepared yourself for your attack, a guttural roar escaping you as you quickly lifted yourself up, using your working wrist and the limited body strength you had left and smacked your head into its chin. 

It let go of its grasp on you and instantly your working hand grabbed the knife, you leapt to your feet, turning around to face the deadite that was staring you down, teeth bared angrily. It was pissed. But so were you.

There's only so much cat and mouse you can take before the anger starts, and that is when you know you have a fighting chance. “Let’s go, fucker” You spat at it, the monster grinned, evidently entertained by your new found courage. With an angry scream you charged at the deadite with the knife in hand. Instantly it caught you by the throat and started to squeeze, your eyes bulged out of your head in shock, desperate for breath and head turning lighter and lighter by the second.

Your vision was starting to dip and your body started to feel like it was melting away before in the corner of your eye you saw the glimmer of the knife. You looked back at the deadite with wild eyes and rammed the knife through the wrist that was held up to your throat. It screeched in response and finally dropped your neck, stumbling back. 

Taking deep panicky gulps of breath, grateful to drink in the air you looked up cautiously at the deadite. Your hand ghosted over the throbbing on your neck, it was bound to be bruised soon. The deadite still had the knife embedded in its arm as it peered at you and a chill ran down your spine. In doubt, run.

You broke out into a sprint, eyes locking on the door but the deadite caught up, grabbing you forcefully by the hair and pulling you back, making you shriek in agony. It grabbed your waist and with a mighty strength, threw you down onto the shards of the broken wine glass scattered by the door. Glass shards pierced into your hands and arms catching your already injured wrist, scratching your cheek leaving a trail of crimson blood dripping down your face. 

Groaning in pain you slowly shifted your body to turn around, the deadite loomed above you pulling the knife out of its arm with a sickly squelch and throwing it to the side with a heavy clang. Hand feeling around the sharp glass, body tired and in an excruciating pain you looked up with weary eyes. The deadite lunged forward.

Remember, ANYTHING can be a weapon. In one swift movement you grabbed a large shard of glass and rammed it into its neck. You grabbed another shard of glass and plunged it into its right eye. With a high pitched scream it backed away slowly, howling in pain.

Weakly, you stood up with a wince. Stumbling towards the countertop you grabbed a heavy wooden chopping board and stalked towards the deadite and with a battle cry, in one fellow swoop, knocked its head so hard, you were almost positive its head would roll off. The crack of its neck reverberated in the apartment and with a thud, its body fell to the floor motionless.

You stared down at the seemingly dead corpse, panting heavily. This one is important, trust me, the dead can play dead pretty well. You have to completely destroy the corpse, to pieces. You smashed the cutting board into the deadite again, and again, until if it wasn't for the slight remnant of a face, it didn’t even look like a body anymore. 

Finally happy with your work you dropped the board onto the floor with a thick bang. You walked backwards and cradled your aching wrist, weary wide eyes never leaving the monster in front of you. And that, baby, is how you kill a deadite. 

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Even before Ash had entered the apartment he knew something was up, he always knew when it came to the deadites, of course that didn’t mean he had quite expected the scene that layed in front of him.

His eyes widened in horror as he saw the deadite corpse lying in the hallway. He instantly rushed in, but the sound of something crunching under his shoes drew him to a halt. Confused, he looked down to find shards of glass covered in blood. Dropping his stuff right there and then he looked around the apartment frantically calling out your name. Stepping carefully around the deadite and inspecting the mush that was once a body, “Definitely dead” Ash murmured, his eyes fell on the discarded knife just a few feet away from the corpse, he swiftly picked it up, just in case. Ash called out your name again.

“Ash?” A voice quietly responded.

Ash whipped around, to find you huddled in the corner. Resisting the urge to rush over to you immediately, Ash slowly crept towards the corner you had hidden yourself in, he knew all too well that if that deadite was truly dead then there was a chance the kandarian demon had now possessed you. Despite his mind screaming to make sure you were okay, first, he had to make sure you were really, well, you.

He couldn’t quite see your face due to the dim lighting of the apartment, and the corner you had crept into was particularly dark. He very quietly said your name, slowly advancing. Finally you looked up. Your face, though streaked with blood and tears, was yours. Ash let out a breath of relief, quickly dropping the knife and instantly running to your side. Slowly he sank to your height

You looked up at him with wide eyes, full of relief. “Ash, thank god” You breathed. His eyes frantically scanned you looking for any injuries, they widened when finding your bent wrist, carefully he took hold of it and moved it towards him. You whimpered in pain. “Shh, shh, it’s okay” He said. “You’re safe”

Continuing his scan he found numerous cuts along your arms, some even with shards of glass nestled deeply into the wound. “You need to go to the hospital, baby”

“Ash,” You hoarsely whispered.

“Can you get up?” 

“Ash-”

“These could get infected, we should go now”

“Ash!” You sharply called, finally gaining his attention. Ash looked up at you, eyes falling on your face, his gaze softened. 

“Fuck,” He sighed, eyes tracing the cut on your face, his non-metal hand softly came up to your cheek, you nestled into his hand beyond relieved to feel his touch, to finally feel safe.

You swallowed dryly, casting your gaze behind your lover, and onto the dishevelled corpse “Is it…gone?” 

Ash gently pulled your cheek back to face him, looking away from the deadite. “Yeah, It’s gone” 

He sighed heavily, casting another glance behind him at the corpse. “How did it get in here?” He frantically asked. "I mean the door is always locked” Ash shook his head in confusion, turning back to you.

You looked down guiltily and gulped slowly. Fuck your throat still hurt from the deathgrip the deadite had on your neck. 

Ash’s eyes narrowed at you. “The door was locked, right?” 

You remained quiet, still refusing to meet his eyes. He said your name slowly, “Tell me you locked the door."

You bit your lip. “Ash, liste-”

He scoffed in disbelief, cutting you off, hand pulling away from your cheek. “You’ve gotta be shitting me”

“I’m sorry,” you muttered, still refusing to meet his eyes, instantly missing his touch on your skin.

“Why do you think I always say that crap? For fun?” He angrily asked, hand rubbing his eyes in frustration. “I say it so shit like this doesn’t happen!” 

His voice grew louder and you flinched instinctively. Ash bit his tongue and shook his head regretfully. Both his hands took yours, carefully and gently held your broken wrist. “I’m sorry, I just-”

“I know, it's okay, I’m just jumpy” You said, cutting him off. “Every time I close my eyes or hear a slight noise I just think that thing is gonna come back and finish the job” 

“It’s not gonna come back” He reassured you confidently.

You gave him a faint and tired smile while nodding. “You’re right anyways, I should’ve locked the door I just never y’know expected...” Your sentence died on your tongue you couldn’t even will the words out. 

“I know” He responded, giving you that knowing look because of course he knew what it felt like. You looked into those brown doe eyes you had grown to love and find comfort in and felt your lip wobble ever so slightly, tears pricking at your eyes, you cast your gaze back down, not wanting to break and burst into tears.

But the tears were strong and a quiet sob escaped you.

“Hey, come on look at me” Ash said head bobbing to try and catch your eyes. You timidly looked up, and Ash swiped a tear away with his thumb. “Are you okay?”

You lifted an eyebrow at his words. “Yeah” He chuckled. “It’s a stupid question, I know” He threw his gaze behind him to the still deadite. 

A faint smile played on his lip as he looked back at you. “You beat the crap out of it though” 

You smiled back, sniffing ever so slightly. “Had a good teacher, I remembered all those tips” 

“Damn right you did, What did you beat it with anyways?”

“A chopping board” You responded

He let out another amused chuckle. “That ought to do it”

“Well, I seem to remember someone telling me anything is a weapon”

Ash nodded proudly, “Atta girl”

You blushed softly at the endearment. Ash gave you a knowing smile, thumb slowly drawing circles on your skin. “It did, however, beat the crap out of you and there's no shame in that, I mean hey, I lost my hand to those bastards. But we need to go to the hospital”

You nodded. “I know can we, please, just sit a little, I just need a second”

He nodded timidly as the two of you sat, hands intertwined. “Hey, on the bright side I don’t seem so batshit crazy now do I?” Ash shrugged in a joking tone.

You let out a small laugh. “Ash, I’ll always think your crazy”

Ash smiled in response and the apartment fell silent again, another chill drawing down your spine. The stillness of the apartment was unsettling after the attack and you felt your heartbeat start to speed up, you needed to distract yourself before you had a full blown panic attack. You cleared your throat ever so slightly, “So, those things, that’s what you fought off back in the cabin?” 

“Yeah,” Ash’s smile faltered ever so slightly.

You considered him for a moment and shook your head. “Just one of those fuckers nearly finished me off and yet you fought god knows how many and survived” 

“Well, I don’t mean to brag but I am the king, sugar” Ash responded, a smug smirk appearing on his face.

You rolled your eyes playfully at him. You always knew Ash was strong, I mean physically of course he was built particularly well and from what he had told you he was a fucking god when it came to combat. But this put it in proportion, to have survived that many of those things takes something truly incredible in a person. 

People would probably describe Ash as lucky for what he survived and he would most likely grunt in response and say some crap like, “Lucky? That’s one way of putting it”. Because it wasn’t luck to have lost his sister, his girlfriend and his friends all in one night. To have to live with the memory of their gruesome deaths, no, there was nothing lucky about that. Ash would never admit it because it made him feel weak but at the end of the day he was a victim and a survivor, and if survivors guilt was personified it would be personified in Ashley fucking Williams. 

You peered at him slowly. “Ash?”

“Yeah?”

“I’m so sorry that happened to you, I mean, I know I’ve said it before but now that I..” Your sentence trailed off your mind still unable to process what had just happened. “You have no idea how glad and lucky I am to have met you, let alone be with you” You spoke quietly. “How glad I am that you lived, and that you’re here, with me”

Ash was never very good at being in touch with his emotions and you knew that but that didn’t mean he was immune to them, and you hadn’t noticed the slight shimmer in his eyes and the gulp of breath he took in. He blinked slowly for a while, and for one of the first times in his life he was speechless, you had hit something buried in the deep crevices of his mind and my god, did it feel strangely good. Quickly trying to recover himself he plastered on that obnoxious smirk that didn’t quite erase the gentle look in his eyes. “Hey, me too babe” 

Awkwardly coughing, Ash’s eyes flickered down to your neck and his smirk dropped, jaw flexing and eyes widening again “Hey, what the fuck happened to your neck?”

Your hand flew out of his and instinctively brushed the stinging skin, you winced in pain.

“No, no” Ash pulled your hand away from your neck, taking soft grasp of it again, his eyes still focused on the blue-purple bruise forming across your neck. “Don’t touch it”

“Is it bad?” You asked, eyebrows furrowing in concern, panic rising.

Ash scoffed. “Uh, Yeah it’s bad, babe”. Noticing your worried face, he cleared his throat. “Nothing that won’t heal though, Uh don’t worry, just you know I wouldn’t recommend doing anything too strenuous with your throat”

You chuckled quietly. “Sorry, Ash, no blowjobs for a while”

Ash smiled at you but it didn’t quite meet his eyes. You cocked your head ever so slightly at him, a dirty joke that he didn't laugh at? Something was definitely up with him.

You watched him, the way his gaze lingered on your throat and wrist, the look in his eyes, it was the same look he had whenever he spoke about the cabin or his friends, his sister. You cleared your throat but the sensation made your already sore neck sting a little. “Ash, you know I’m gonna be okay, right?”

Ash lowered his head ever so slightly, ducking so he couldn’t meet your eyes. “I should have been here”

“Hey, come on that’s not fair to yourself”

He shook his head quietly.

“I mean I was the one who forgot to lock the door, you know, you were at work, as you should have been” You explained softly, his head remained hung.

“Ash, look at me” He reluctantly looked up, a tired look in his eyes. You tugged on his hand ever so slightly. “This is not the cabin, this is not your fault” 

He blinked quickly, that strange sensation from earlier coming back. Ash’s thumb swept over your hand again as the two of you peered at each other. You both sat in comfortable silence for a few moments before Ash finally stood up, offering you a hand. “Right, come on my little deadite slayer, you gotta go to the hospital”

You wanted to protest, not wanting to move at all but you knew he was right. Putting your non-injured hand in his he pulled you up, all the pain rushed through your body and you let out a cry. “Woah, come on, sugar, I got you” Ash reassured, an arm hooking around your waist so you could lean in to him as the two of you started to stumble to the door. 

Ash came to a halt just as the two of you reached the deadite corpse. You looked up at him quizzically and he looked back at you softly as he nervously licked his lips. “You know that I-” He cleared his throat. “That I, well-”

Ash always struggled to say I love you, but you knew.

“Yeah, I know” A big smile erupted on your face. “Me too”

Ash nervously let out a huff of air before planting a kiss on the top of your head, you smiled to yourself before the two of you continued towards the door, carefully stepping over the deadite mess.

“Y’know for future reference, the shotguns in the closet” He said.

“And you couldn't have told me that while you were giving me one of your ‘deadite 101’ lectures?”

“Now that would’ve made it to too easy for you”

You rolled your eyes playfully, as he opened the door and gently guided you through. The door shut, leaving the horror of the night behind. Ash pulled you back into him, leaning against his chest, the two of you stumbling down the hall.

“So,” You cleared your throat, “When do I get to use the chainsaw?”

“Oh you’re not ready for that yet, kid”

[pretty-little-whorror]

Hi! Not sure if you’re really active on here but have would you ever write little blurbs or tiny pieces?? If so would you do one with post AoD/pre AvED Ash hooking up with the reader in the bathroom or in his car after meeting in a bar or something? If not you can just ignore this lol 😅

-🪽anon

Omg yeah my ass is on here my posting is just as consistent as gas prices. But I needed a flame under my ass to get me writing lmfao.

And of course a very happy Ash Wednesday for my girlies who celebrate

“Ah, shit” You cursed as your head knocked against the hard metal of the backside door. Ash chuckled above you as he helped you get situated in the backseat of his Delta.

“Oh c’mon baby, leave the cussin’ for the main event, huh?” He positioned himself over you, with one knee between your legs and his arms caging you on either side. You smiled back at him, shimmying down to prevent yourself from hitting your head again.

You ran your hands over the waffled texture of his Henley, your fingers playing with the undone buttons that previewed his sculpted chest. When he had been chatting you up in the bar, you hadn’t pinned him for a gym rat, but by no means were you complaining. He brought his lips down to yours and you felt the warmth of his left hand creep up your shirt; a stark contrast to the metallic cold of his right as he bunched your skirt above your hips to your waist. You gasped as you felt him cup your pussy over your panties, the thin fabric doing nothing to aide you from the sudden cool.

He leaned back to take a better look at what was hidden under your skirt, he smirked as he moved his dominant hand to play with the lace trim of your underwear. “A skirt that tiny and panties like this. Your lucky you found me so you could get the fucking you were looking for tonight baby.” His fingers slipped underneath the skimpy fabric, dancing over your clit before circling your doused entrance.

“Mhm,” He mused, running his fingers in feather-light movements over your core. “Such a pretty fuckin’ pussy you got, sugar.”

“Fuck….” You sighed, being more careful as to not hit your head again. Ash’s lips traveled from your neck, to you chest down her stomach until he landed above your cunt

With a satisfied smile, he pressed his tongue against your clit, flicking it gently before circling around it with increasing precision. His hands slid up your thighs, his fingers digging into your flesh, pulling you closer to his eager mouth.

He dove his tongue deeper, exploring every fold, crease and detail of your sex. He relished in the your taste and his movements became more determined.

As his tongue continued to lap at your pussy, his fingers moved back down to your entrance, sliding inside you and curling against just the right spot. The dual stimulation sent warm waves of pleasure throughout your increasingly needy body. You let out a needy whine as your hips involuntarily bucked up towards his face.

Ash groaned, relishing in your mewling and desperate movements; a sign he was doing everything right, not that he ever had any doubt he was doing anything wrong.

He increased the pressure of his tongue against your clit and changed the rhythm of his fingers to match, pushing deeper into you.

Your grip in his hair tightened as a welcome and familiar coil wound up in your core.

“Fucking hell, Ash”

You felt his mouth curl into a smile against your wet cunt in reaction to your whining. He gave one last kiss against your swollen clit before he made his way back up. Your mouth quickly found his again as you kissed him sloppily and desperately; your arms snaking around his neck and your nails gently digging into his back.

[the-imaginative-hobbyist]

So I hear James Cameron and Bruce Campbell have been talking...

[viandclintbarton-supremacy]

World of Shows and Movies

Being one of Ruby's spawn and in the gang (Ash Vs Evil dead)

Being From Remnant and Meeting Team Flash

Dating Vi, losing her and reuniting with her (Gender Neutral)

[stagbeetleboy]

Ash vs evil dead is a series dedicated to fluids.

Ash has been covered in every body fluid a human or inhuman being can produce. Every type of goo imaginable has gone directly into this man’s mouth.

Shit, piss, cum, throw up, pus, blood and more. All for you to experience on dvd.

[lea-andres]

Lea i gotta ask you a question for the sake of it being funny and because i consider you my tumblr/online mom and you'd understand it more than my actual mom (no hate to her, shes wonderful but she doesnt watch and see the stuff i do)

Who would win in a fight, Luigi or Ash Williams. They can use all their weapons and abilities n all that.

🥺 Aww... I'm such a bad mom/role model lmao.

IDK, I'm picturing that to be one of those rare Death Battles where they end up drawing because they either teamed up against something else or lost interest in fighting each other lmao. (See Courage Vs Scooby Doo or Deadpool Vs Pinkie Pie)

They'd probably fight a little at the start, Luigi nearly gets his head blown off with the shotgun, Ash gets blinded real bad with the flashlight and has some falling shenanigans. But I don't know if they'd stay interested in fighting one another. Luigi would be terrified of Ash and just be trying to get away from him. And Ash is a good guy, I think once he notices Luigi isn't possessed by demons he'd stop trying to kill him. And then the supernatural shenanigans that are always following Ash around turn up and they team up, ending this hypothetical death battle in a draw.

This question though sent me down a second rabbit hole you might be interested in: Luigi vs The Evil Dead and Ash vs Luigi's Mansion.

It might take some serious tweaking to get Luigi to set off an Evil Dead plot, as he wouldn't go in the cabin basement and he definitely wouldn't read aloud from the book bound in flesh and penned in blood, but~ imagine Ash in Luigi's Mansion. He'd investigate a mansion he won in a contest he didn't enter, and probably be convinced to take a vacuum cleaner inside and suck up all the ghosts by a weird old man in a shed on the edge of the property. There'd just be more swearing, slapstick, and one liners. I'd play the fuck out of that game lmao.

[ghostwoe]

ash williams masterlist

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in your arms tonight.

[htchnr]

ミ★ yourself, just you ꜜ ASH WILLIAMS.

𖦹 masterlist. 𖦹 buy me a coffee!

「 ꜜsummary,, bad dreams had been creeping up on you after you, Ash and Pablo left for Jacksonville. so you try and relieve them by doing the only thing you think that might help you ; Ash. < part two here > 」

「 ꜜcontent,, written based on the feels from Just by Radiohead ⋆ unprotected sex ⋆ oral sex (f receiving) ⋆ piv sex ⋆ pulling out ⋆ r's kinda in a bad mental place ⋆ sex as a coping mechanism. ꜜwc,, 1,1k. 」

© 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 𝐇𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐍𝐑. 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐩𝐲, 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦, 𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫!

the hotel room was dark, light snores coming from Pablo who you shared a bed with. Ash had the other bed to himself. you lay on your back, eyes tracing patterns on the crappy ceiling. the road trip to Jacksonville has left you, feeling things, you wish you didn't feel.

you huff, gently shoving the blanket off you and swinging your feet over the side of the bed. you shiver as your feet hit the cold floor, exhaling deeply as you glance around the room. Ash wasn't in his bed, and in the other room you could hear the quiet sounds of something playing on the tv.

you rub the sleep from your eyes, stepping through the doorway as you watch Ash sitting on the couch, arms resting on his knees. he wasn't wearing the metal hand, as it probably lay in his duffel bag by the bed.

you clear your throat, Ash's head snapping towards you. " jesus! scared the hell outta me. " he breathes, leaning back against the couch. he was only in an old wife beater and his underwear, legs spread as he looks at you. you weren't wearing anything better, just your underwear and a baggy tshirt. " did i wake you? " he offers in a quiet tone.

you shake your head, slowly making your way towards him. " can't sleep, " you exhale, your feet carrying you without thinking.

you stand before him, half blocking his view of the tv, though he isn't watching it. " what's up? " his voice is gentle as much as it's intrigued.

" can't stop thinking, " you trail off, and Ash watches you as you step between his legs, pausing.

he leans forward, his knees shifting slightly against your thighs. " can't stop thinking about what? "

" you, "

you suck in a breath as Ash's hand rubs up the side of your bare leg. " yeah? " you nod, closing your eyes out of embarrassment. you really didn't want to admit it, but you were aching for him. the close proximity of the road trip, the bad flirting, the dirty jokes, everything was chipping away at you.

you take a deep breath as you lift a knee over his thigh, sinking it into the couch as the other follows, settling yourself in his lap. he leans back, looking up at you with those sweet, brown eyes. " i need you, Ash. " you whisper, leaning in ever so slightly, his breath mixing with yours.

his stump presses against your lower back, pulling you in as his hand strokes your cheek. your core clenched around nothing at the motion. " yeah, baby? you sure? " his voice is breathy, chest heaving at the close proximity and your admission.

you nod, leaning into his touch, his thumb stroking patterns against your soft skin. Ash doesn't waste another second, pressing his lips against yours in a feverish kiss. a quiet moan slips from between your lips, the soft sound swallowed by Ash's lips.

he grunts, his hand wrapping around your back as he shifts you two, laying you down on the couch as he hovers above you. " i'll take care of you, " he mutters, lips trailing down your jaw and throat. " oh, i'll take care of you, sweet girl. " his voice is low and so disgustingly gentle. your head was swimming with pleasure as he lifted your shirt, exposing your stomach as he pressed open mouthed kisses across the skin.

you knew he would take care of you, his lips and gentle massaging of his hand proving that more than enough. his words were soft and breathy, trying to stay quiet as to not wake Pablo up in the other room as Ash swung your legs over his shoulders.

your back arched as he dove in, lapping at every inch he could reach with his lips and tongue. " come on, pretty thing, that's it, relax and let me take care of you. "

the time passes like a blur, soft sounds being muffled by his big hand, his hips pressing against yours. his thick cock filling you to the brim as he whispered into your ear. " you're taking me so well, you're doing so good, baby. "

each drag was a blur, your fingers clawed up his clothed back as he stuffed you over and over and over. the memories of all the shit that had happened would flood your mind — deadites, your dead friend, the Necronomicon, Ruby, running away — along with the drag of his fat cock against your walls, each vein, each twitch.

your climax came suddenly, eyes rolling back as one hand clamped over your lips to muffle your sounds, the other gripped Ash's shoulder like your life had depended on it.

he wasn't far behind, quietly chanting your name as he neared his end. his whole body shuddered, hips stuttered as he pulled out and came all over your bare stomach, panting harshly against you.

the clean up was a blur too, Ash having wiped you down with something before picking you up and carrying you over to the bed he occupied. he set you down, pulling the blanket over you before getting in himself. the moment he settled into the mattress you curled into his side, an arm draped across his firm stomach.

it didn't take long for you to fall asleep, your mind finally somewhat at peace as Ash stroked your back with his hand. you nuzzled against his chest, exhaling deep as you drifted off.

[keira-draws]

do you know where would be a good place to start? :33

Omg I hope ur ready for a semi-long response, LOL! Most of the Army of Darkness comics don't really connect to each other; kinda similar to the movies, there isn't a whole lot of consistency /lh That being said, it makes it a little less intense to break into these comics! Versus like superhero comics where you have to keep up with 80+ characters storylines haha

(Although Ash has been in the Marvel comics universe canonically...he may or may not have had a hand in starting the Marvel Zombies universe...) Starting off:

Ash and the Army of Darkness #6-8

I LOVE these ones so much! I haven't read the full comic, but the writing in it is fantastic, and the art for these issues are by my favorite AOD artist! Basic plot summary: Sheila is possessed by a deadite, Ash has to save her, and the comic dives into some of Ash's childhood, showing that he's been dealing with Evil since he was a kid. VERY good!

Army of Darkness: Ash Gets Hitched

This one is my absolute favorite AOD comic! This is a direct continuation from Ash and the Army of Darkness. Basic plot is Ash stays in 1300 A.D., and is getting ready to marry Sheila before Ash accidentally summons like the first Deadite ever (dude who was used to make the necronomicon). The art in it is so so fun, and definitely has an "evil dead" type of feel to it! They manage to capture Ash being goofy and corny, without A. making it cringey, and B. making him seem like a dude-bro badass. He's just a goofy guy and I loveeee it. Plus a little cameo from a certain someone, that I won't spoil <3 Note: this one is pretty g*ry and has some definite body horror, so fair warning.

BUT LOOK HOW CUTE THEY LOOK AGH <3 Next up:

Ash Vs. The Army Of Darkness

This one is also very fun, kind of a random plotline, Ash has to save a high school from deadites, but! Very very fun art, and it takes place directly after Army of Darkness! So, you can kinda imagine AOD happening, the two comics above happening, and then this one. But, again, consistency is for losers /j Plus!! Ted Raimi as Ash's S-Mart boss, PLUS he has a three stooges mug as homage to Sam, Bruce, and Rob being inspired by them for Evil Dead. This one also has Ash pretty in-character, which is dope <3

This last one is...debatable on its decency LMAO

Vampirella/Army Of Darkness

Now, there are some really fun parts of this comic! I don't know much about Ella, but she seems pretty cool in this. There's also some really funny gags, and genuinely some of my favorite art of all AOD comics in this book! That being said, Ash is pretty out of character and a little too "womanizing" shall we put it. But story is altogether fun, and again art is fire.

LIKE OMGGGG HE'S SO CUTE IN THIS COMIC I WANT TO PUNCH HIM /POS Also! All of these are free to read with a Comixology membership on Amazon Prime. My suggestion: start a 30 day free trial, cancel, and read through these guys within the month for free of charge :)) THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS ASK THOUGH I LOVE TALKING ABT ASH AND COMICS AND FUN STUFF <3333 i hope you find something you enjoy, and pls lemme know if you do!!!

[emerald-cloud23]

Ninjago: Dragons Rising 2 LIVE REACTIONS:

Spoilers beneath the cut - this is super looong btw

[Monday, march 25th] (Ep. 1 ↓)

The intro goes crazyyyy

RAS AND JORDANA ARE AT THE SHADOW DOJOO-

I DIDNT EXPECT THE NINJA FAN CLIP TO BE IN THE SHOW-

SORAAA I LOVE YOUR POWERSS, HER AND ARIN HAVE BEEN TRAINING AHHDGFBFB-

RIYU LOOKS SO SILLYY- and apparently needs to train how to fly lMFAO TJE BIG GUY CAN'T FLY??

FROHICKYYY AYY HELLOOOO-

A LETTER FROM KREEL??? TO SORA AND ARIN? HUH?

THEYRE PUTTING LLOYD THROUGH IT FR

-WAKES UP ON THE TRAINING GROUND

-SLEEP WALKS LIKE A ZOMBIE

-PUTS TEA HE WANTS TO DRINK INTO A FLOWER POT (WITH A PLABT IN IT)

-OO COOL VISION

-WAKES UP AND SPINJITZUS AGAINST A WALL

Arin comforting Lloyd with a master Wu impression,, omfg

And the Wu ghost again- fr, I hope Wu is, like, dead or smth or at least gone for a while

Arin watching some youtuber, Sora telling him it's stupid & then watching that same guy herself to solve smth? lmfao

BIG SILLY TEEN RIYUUU AND SORA AND ARIN SNEAKY MISSION

Ooooh noo, Arin,, don't be jealous of Sora now because of her havjng po- wAIT A SECONS WHO-

cINDER?! HELLPOOO?!! HII?! NEW SMOKE MASTER ON SCREEEEEEEN AND A CONFRONTATION BY SORA, ARIN AND RIYU

OhH THE WOLF MASKS ARE HERE

YESSS FIRST FIGHT OF THE SHOOOW

LLOYF INTERRUPTS THE FIGHTHH AND GETS A VIDOON AND AND THE GONG AND OOOOO HE PANICS HE P A N I C S !!! I'm so sorry Lloyd btw

RINGING THE GOOONG WHEE I'M SURE NOTHING WILL GO WRONGGG-

(Ep. 2 ↓)

Ourgh. Ok. It has a "previously on Ninjago"

CLOUD KINGDOM AAA I JUST REWATCHED THE EP IN S5 WITH THEM

OHHH THEYRE TALKING ABOUT EUPHRASIA AND HER POWERS AND HOW THEYRE NOW ABLE TO DO MORE THAN WRITING AND WANTING TO DO FUN THINGS. Oh they have silly fun ideas. Like bagels ahaha

Imagine every pen in your class stops working at the same timr lMFAOOO hello another dark prophecy

CINDER AND WOLF MASKS IN THE CLOUD KINGDOM, SOMEONE RING THE ALARM BELLS. OR GET EUPHRASIA HOW THEIR MASTER WRITER SAID

PErcival, what are you doing on a rock outside of imperium with a motivational speec- EUPHRASIAAAAA

OH lloyd unpacks his visions to the others,, wait hr took frohickys f- hE DRANK THE FLY TEA. HE. DRANK. THE. TEAAAA. why, lloyd.

OHHH "WHRRE THERE'S AN ELEMENTAL MASTER OF SMOKE THERE'S AN ELEMENTAL MASTER OF FIRE" SOO A HINT AS S4 ASH VS KAI??

Green merlopian. I lobw u. U look so cool. The hammer came from u?? You're cool. I like your personality and color. Favorite side character now.

And arin is too trusting? Kinda expected

LLOYD WANTS A GRAPPLING HOOK OF HIS OWN !!

NOOO FAVORITE GREEN SIDE CHARACTER WORKD EIGH PURPLE SERPENTINE. IS IT THE ONE FROM THE ADMINISTRATION??

Sora dID GRAFFITI?!!!??!??! And theyre joking it looks like noodles and not a cat lMFAAAOO

OHH THE SERPENTINE oh it's pink not purple so it's not the one from the administration? Aww butterflies. You're really not intimidating and cute. I like you too. oH SHE KNOWS ABOUT THE GONG- AND HAMMER. "WOULD I LIE? YES, DEFINITELY. BUT NOT RIGHT NOW"

OHHH THE WOLF MASK + HITTING THE GONG WITH THE HAMMER = UHH SHATTERSPIN I ASSUME? SHE SAID IT DESTROYS THE GOOD IN YOU

Perciii at the monasteryy aND EUPHRASIA WITHOUT THE HOOOOOD YOU LOOK SOO GOOD

Aww she fought for her home against ras, cinder, jordana aND THE WOLF MASKS AND THE GONG THEY HAD WITH THEM

SHE HAS A CRUTCH AND BANDAGED LEGG- oh girl i am starting to like u too oh noo so many new characters i like

ARIN WANTING YO YRADE HIS GRAPPLING HOOK FOR ELEMENTAL POWRTS IM SO SORRY OH THEYRE IN CLOUD KINGDOM i was so busy writing this i didnt notice it

"An evil language" i love you robo zane- i think this is that ancient thexorian needed for the ritual

oH THE WAY KAI GOT THAT WOLF MASK

btw wyldfyre has knly spoken once so far- she's eerily quiet. she only spoke about the tea. That's one lin- oh nvm she just spoke again. I wonder when she gets her new outfit

LLOYD PANICKING AGAIN UPON SEEING THE WOLF MASKS BECAUSE VIDION BUT THEN FIGHTS

oh hi jordana, sora still doesn't know who you are aHAHAHHAAHHAHAH i love this dynamic

WOLFS GOT A POWER UP

AWW NYA CALMING LLOYD AND TAKING HIS HAND

AHH KAI MEMTIONED HIS FIGHT EIDH ASH AND THAT EAS SUCH A COOL SHORT FIGHT BETWEEN THEM EHEH OH ILY KAI IT WAS COOL HOW U KNOCKED HIM DOWN

oooo is that shatterspin now? OH IT IS IT ISSS !!!!!

OH GEEZ CINDER DID YOU DESTROY XANE? WHY WAS HE CACKLING WITH ELECTRICITY?!

Rip wyldfyres leg

OH HE DID BREAK ZANE A LITTLE

LLOYD DRAGGING ARIN ALONG AS THEY FLEE- AWW

KAI FLYING THE BOUNTY. DID HE EVER?? I DONT CAAARE I LIKE THIS

also the armor that cinder now has looks cool as fuuuck

OH THE FORBIDDEN FIVEE

[Tuesday, march 26th] (Ep. 3 ↓)

Cinder is like me in a Zelda game when there's pots around

And Kai is like me in a Zelda game when there's boxes around

OOOOH SORA MAKING THE NEW HOOKS

Oh, Lloyd- I feel so bad f- OOOO THE LITTLE DRAGONS- ARE THOSE THE OTHER FORMS OF THE SOURCE DRAGONS????

IS THE LIGHTNING SYMBOL ONE THE ONE FROM IMPERIUM? I CAN'T TELL I DIDN'T WATCH S1 IN GERMAN

"Who claims him?" eXCUSE ME?! THEY'LL, LIKE, CLAIM LLOYD?!

Egalt looks.. weird. Without the hat. And the dragons had an.. interesting conversation about him.

Ohh, poor Wyldfyr- KAI CHECKING IN ON HER IN THR MIDDLE OF THR NIGHT WAAAAAHHH IM NOT CRYING THATS TOTALLY NOT ADORABLE

and and her denying she's in pain,, ough. Don't lie, Kai, don't lie, do- god damn it, you lied to her. That mission is not gonna be boring, I assume

CLIMBER SUIIIITSSS !!!!

Oo jordana has a cool orb,,

AND HER AND CINDER NOT GETTING ALONG BECAUSE THEY WANNA BE MORE IMPORTANT TO RAS THAN THE OTHRT ONE AHAHa-

Oh. Okay. Just destroying Cloud Kingdom now, are we?

Man. Lloyd falling asleep on the steering wheel of the Bounty... I worry for him this season.

Eheh- hello, wyldfyre. Angry Kai is backkk. And Sora annoyed. And Lloyd also angry- bwahahah

God, Lloyd's uncertainty,, wHY DO THEY TORTURE YOUUU?

Awgh- cute childhood story from Sora :'(

Geez, the Bounty bARELY fit through there, didn't it?

Oh. Oh, that's like a ship graveyard down there.

OOOOH, COOL ELEMENTAL GRAPPLING HOOKS

RIYU ID OFFENDED BECAISE KAI SAID HE CAN'T FLY AHAHAHHDHDHFN

Oh shiiit, the cLIMBER MECH IS FUVKING COOL-

BROTHER KAI TO THE RESCUEE- sort of

Lmfao. The way the mech looks when looking out of the hole-

"Technical difficulties" with Kai's powers pFFFT-

OhH NO ARIN PARENTS VISION- AND SORA WITH RAS AND BESTRIX- LLOYD AND WUUU VISION OH NOO HE'S SO HAPPY IT'S NOT GONNA BE HAPPY IS IT?!?! OH NOOO. NOO! RAS IS THRRE TOO! AND JAY IN NYA'S VISION NOT REMEMBERING,, AAAH oh but at least she recognizes it's not rea- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!!!!

AWWW RIYU COMFORTS WYLDFYREEEE

"The real Jay would never forget me" Nya, I feel bad about what might be real and what not with your relationship.

Rip Kai. He died jumping into clouds- KIDDINGGG HE'S FINEE AND ALIIIIVE

oh hello, hatless egalt

[Wednesday, march 27th] (Ep. 4 ↓)

Starting with a photo of Cole and thr others in the land of lost things (like a family photo and a s1 recap)

COLE COOKED FOR THEMMM AND THEYRE HAVING DINNER TOGETHER SJDJNFNG THERES A WHITE ROSE ON THE TABLE OUGHH THEIR FAMILY PHOTO

OOH HE ACTIVATED THE GA- THEYRR CALLING EACH OTHER FAMILYYYYYY

CLOUD KINGDOM NOO ITS OVERRUN BY RUN AND NOW THEYRE IN THE LAND OF LOST THINGSS

HEY YOU CANT CUT SO DRAMATICALLY AWAY FROM THEM TO EGALT

Gee, he's angy-angy and not wanting to talk

Riyu helping the injured Wyldfyre is adorable and a duo I didn't know I needed

God i love these action shots

Oooo female dragon from that clip !! I like her lanterns on her horns

"You're not the sharpest shuriken in the toolbox" OUCH EGALT, DON'T DO LLOYD DIRTY LIKE THAT

YAAA BACK IN THE LOLT WITH THE FINDERS

"They flew this far just to kick Geo?" I love you Bonzle

Geo building weapons lmaooo

NOO DONT TAKE BONZLEE

COLE COLE COLE HE'S BACK HE'S BACKKKKK AAAAAAAAAHDHHFJGNNGNG

idk so far i don't like egalt if I'm honest- "dragons are the best ninja" and he thinks they're lying over shatterspin being used

At least rontu seems to believe them more

YAYAYAY COLE FIGHTIIING

awww the bonzle-geo hug,,

"We missed your breakfast" aND THEN THEY ROAST GEO'S BREAKFAST OOOH FRITZ AND SPITZ ARE SO ADORABLEE

Cole casually makes Geo a seat out of earth while talking ajjdjfn

I think the thing Doc said about Skullkin getting powers through the bloodmoon could be real, idk this really feels like it-

Jordana being hesitant- a little, but still nice to see

ARIN KNOWS WHAT RAS' BREATH SMELLS LIKE?! YIIIKES-

EGALT IS SO MEAN. JUST TEACH THEM AND LET THEM SAVE THE WORLD, OLD MAN. YOU'RE WORSE THAN WU IN THE EARLY SEASONS SOMETIMES

GRAAH EGALT-

AYYY THEY REPAIRED THE PORTAL GATE NOW GO THROUGH ITT

AAAAA YASS THEY'RE AT THE MONASTERYY EITH XANE AND FROHICKYYY

ZANE HAS A FROHICKY PLUSH !!!!

What. That was. an abrupt end. Are you serious. THE WOLF MASKS JUST CAME THROUGH THE GATE AND YOU END IT THERE?! WHAT THE FUUUCK WHYYYYYYYYYY !!!

[Thursday, march 28th] (Ep. 5 ↓)

Okay, I'm still mad about how the cut yesterday's episode off at the end. That cliffhanger wasn't cool-

Zane, how are lanterns hung at the top of the gate blocking the door?

OOOO WU GHOST IS THERE TOO- DID HE CLOSE THE PORTAL? LOOKS LIKE IT!

Zane why do keep carrying the plush?

OOO BONZLE HAS A SECR- SHE'S WHAT NOW?! SHE'S NOT A SKELETON???????!!?!?!?????%!&;;%;%

AYYY NINJA BATTLE TRAINING BY THE DRAGONS- oh it's that clip they posted

RONTU IS SOOO KIND TO WYLDFYRE I LOVE IT

OO WYLDFYRE WAS OFFICIALLY TOLD WHAT HER ELEMENT IS

Oh bonzle i like your story. SHE EVEN PREPARED A LITTLE PAPER THEATER THINGY AND REHEARSED IT

OOOOOOOO SHE KNOOOWS ABOUT THE FORBIDDEN FIVE

two of the dragons look like egalt and rontu!!!

BONZLE IS A FORGOTTEN SPELL SJNDNGBBGBGN SHE LEARNED HOW TO FEEL AND LIVED FOR CENTURIES?! OO THE DRAGON STONE SHR- SHE KNEW WU!!!!!!?#!!%;5;

Riyu is so silly and expressive, he can't really jump and can't fly or talk or.. Spinjitzu like Rontu

WAIT THE FSM TAUGHT DRAGONS HOW TO SPINJITZU?! AEAEAEEAEGRH

SYNCHRONIZED MOVEMENTS WAAA I LOVE STUFF LIKE THIS

"Little fire-man" eheheheh new Kai nickname unlocked

Wu was the first to see Bonzle? Agrhjgngn Bonzle and loneliness- wU TALKING ABOUT HOW HE AND GARMADON WERE HAVING FU- HE'S TEACHING PEOPLE?! WHO??? OUR BELOVED NINJA??????? THEIR PARENTS?? WHY DON'T YOU SAYYYY?!

Omg he- he encouraged her to take a physical form of her own

Geez, what the? Wyldfyre, you're not good at disguises. WHERE'D SHD GET THE SUNGLASSES FROM??

SPINJITZU IN A BAYBLADE ARENAAAA

Wow, Egalt is soo disappointed in them. COME ON, DON'T BE SO HARSH ON ARIN

COLE AND GEO ARE SOO CUTE EHEN SHE SAYS THEYRE HER FAMILY WITH FRITZ AND SPITZ OMFGGG WAAH I WANNA CRYY COLE AND GEO SHIPPERS THIS SCENE HAS FOOD FOR YOUUU THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER SOOO SWEETLYYYYY AND AND HELD EACH OTHERS HANDS

cinder destroying more pots and jordana looking in that orb to search for bonz- wHAT THE FUCKKK JUST HAPPENED TO RAS?!! WHY DID- WHO- WAS THAT A SOURCE DRAGON OR SOMETHING?! WHY DID HIS MASTER SOUND LIKE ELECTRICITY?? LIKE- LIKE LIGHTNING, KINDA?? AM I STUPIID????

[Tuesday, april 2nd] (Ep. 6 ↓)

AaAEEE IT CONTINUES ! THOSE HOOKS ARE FUCKING COOL.

HII COLE, ZANE AND GANGG

AWWW FOREHEAD TOUCHING WITH COLE AND BONZLE omfg i got tears in my eyes

FRITZ AND SPITZ DISAPPEARED SO QUICKLY INTO THE UNDERGROUND BASE

OHHH COLE RAN OFF TO GET HID ELEMENTAL MECH TO HELP THEM EHHSHDHNFNGN NOW HE HAS THE MECH DISK WITH HIM TOO !!! BSBDBNF

Awwgh- arin and lloyd comfort aND MASTER WU IMPRESSION

.. Arin wants Lloyd's.. confidence? Poor baby is so unsure and that brief silence and close up of his face spoke worlds about his past experiences

KAI AND NYA SIBLING BONDING !!!! Oh this looks cool,, i love these siblings

AW WYLDFYRE TALKING TO A STONE-

DETECTIVE ZANE RETURNS

OHH IT'S THE GREEN MERLOPIAN GUY FROM BEFORE! THE GUY CINDER STOLE THE HAMMER FROM!!

Oh no cole looks so damn disgusted by the toothbrush,, aND BONZLE DANCES

THE GUY HAD A MAP IN HIS MOUTH?! WHAT. AND WHO IS HE TALKING TO NOW??

Omg. Climber cole and zane. They look so good. Cole ily you're so pretty

CLUMSY RIYU EHEHEH

Aww comforting rontu,, self doubt sora is back again- just like arin has his doubts about himself this season.. Huh.

OOOOH EGALT LOST A PRETTY SCALE

Cole talking about the finders being his family, zane giving him a look and he corrects himself to calling them his second family,, aND ZANE SMILES

Arin literally just broke a thick branch by throwing a rock at it. Without transferring spinjitzu to it, plus he hit egalt in the face (sorry but i feel like he deserved it)

NOOO DORAMA'S PUPPET FROM S1 EP.3 IN A DESERT WITH A POISON CLOUD.

Oh no they're capture- that's imperium technology, isn't it.

hE INJURED EGALTS EYE AND HE ISN'T SURE IF HE'LL SEE WITH IT AGAIN?!? ARIN WTF.

God, Dorama is so dramatic. Quite literally. OH HE'S FRIENDS WITH THE SHADY GREEN MERLOPIAN I LIKE (WHOSE NAME I CANNOT FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPELL SO I'LL JUST AVOID IT)

NOOO DON'T DO FIRE IN THERE WITH JIRO- AWW, COLE NEVER WANTED TO BE A PERFORMER OR ROAST CHICKEN AHAHHAHAH

Oh my god, Cole just FLATTENED that drone wITH HIS SHOULDER/BACK IN THE MIDDLE OF JUMPING.

YAYAYAYY COLE'S MECH VS DORAMA'S PUPPET

YEAAAAHHH KILL THAT PUPPET BY DESTROYING THE SET!!

Oh that stranger was so kind to cole, oh i like him

Ooooooo weird colored cloud and portal and the mONASTERY OF SPINJITZU?? WHAT. No that has to be a fake. Or something.

[Wednesday, april 3rd] (Ep. 7 ↓)

Mysterium is soo pretty tbh

AHAHAHHA BONZLE JUST INSULTED THE MONASTERY AND COLE LOOKED SO DAMN SAAAD

ooo more monastery mysteries because of where zane woke up

AWW COLE AND JAY ANGER FLASHBACK HEHDBFBNG honestly, that's cute- aWW HE WANTS JAY BACK

OOOOO WIZARD WOMAN PRETTYYYY

.. Gandala? Did I catch that name right?

OOH ARIN DESTROYING COLUMNS OR WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED

ooooooo sad arin and happy sora trying to motivate/cheer him up :((

EHEHHE WYLDFYRE BOTHERING EGALT EHEH tbh i like this

PFFFT- MOUNT EGALT?!

ooo the pretty scale was an indicator for illness? :(

OH WHAT? SLOW SLUG MERCHANTS MENTIONED??

OH COLE LOOKS SO UNCOMFORTABLE AT THE THOUGHT OF BECOMING A (groovy) SLUG FOR WIZARD LADY

Awwgh bonzle and gandala hug,, awgh.

LLOYD AND RONTU COMFORT :'(

Oh- the visions are,, they're because of his connection to the source dragon?

OH NOO VISIONN OHH SILHOUETTE OF THE FORBIDDEN FIVE i love how everyone (kai, nya, arin, sora, egalt (wyldfyre? im sorry i was busy sneezing from hayfever)) came running to him when he screamed

"The forbidden five can't return" blah blah "only during a bloodmoon" blah blah "the instructions have been destroyed" blah blah- LIES!! IT'LL BE REAL. probably. at least according to the visions.

Jiro is the fastest dragon, huh?

OOHHHH THE ADMINISTRATION PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWED LLOYD AND ARIN AND ZANE IN THE ADMINISTRATION

HHAAHHAHAH KAI TRIPPED OVER A ROCK WHILE SPINJITZU-ING

The hotheaded kai returnsss

OUGH SIBLING TRAININGG COMING IN?

KAI IS THE BEST ONE ACCORDING TO NYAAA-

AHHHHH CHILDHOOD FLASHBACK !!! WHILE TRAINING!!

H- hOLY SHIT THAT LOOKED COOL !!!!!!!!! OH MY GOOOD KAII !!! AND EVERYONE CAME TO CONGRATULATE HIM!!

OHNOO THE BLOODMOON IS RISING!!

WAIT WHAT. THEY'RE TURNING TO STONE AND ONLY KAI CAN DO THIS NEW TECHNIQUE NOW?? CRAP. THIS IS GETTING CRITICAL ON ALL SIDES OF THE POSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

god the administration people are bo- nOO THEY'RE TAKING JIRO! YAY ZANE TO KNOWING ABOUT THEIR FORMULAS OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED

WIZARD WOMAN HAD A CAT IN HER HAT AND A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF?!

Pushing the paper back and forth under the door is srsly funny

OH NOW THE DOORS BROKEN DOWN AND NOW COLE IS TAKING ON 3 OF THE ARIN & LLOYD MECHS AT ONCE

AGENT JAY WALKER?!?!!!! WHAAAAT A SURPRISE!! HE HAS A GUN!! HE- HE POINTS A GGUN AT BONZLE!!!!

[Thursday, april 4th] (Ep. 8 ↓)

First of all, I know it came out on us netflix today. I'm avoiding tumblr, twitter and insta until the last two eps aired tomorrow. Which won't matter to you but it does to me. Alright, now into the ep.

The bloodmoon is actually pretty tbh

Wyldfyre is in denial over Rontu and Egalt being stone now lol

You know, Kai is right- he only managed to do the rising dragon strike once. That doesn't mean he knows how to use it

GAWDD LLOYD- I JUST WANNA HUG YOU

"The equipment known as Zane" AHAHAH

By the way, why has Galandarias orb thingy have so many cracks? I don't think that's good, to be honest. oH IT'S EVEN TAPED TOGETHER

Hi Jay

God, he's so boreddd by his job

OOO THAT'S FUNKY, SPRITE- Wait, he knew about his powers??

Rip Zane. Will there ever be a season where you don't get deactivated?

O- wait, SELF DESTRUCTION?! Oh, at least Zane was smart enough to leave the mech before they exploded

Wait, what. What happened to Jay?? And Sprite?

CLOUD KINGDOM, HIII

HIII WOLF MASKS YOU LOOK SO COOL IN 3D- I DON'T THINK I EVER MENTIONED THAT

So.. Jordana knows magic? To control the orb? Cool. No, genuinely- I'm impressed

RIP BOUNTYY- WILL YOU EVER NOT BE DESTROYED IN A SEASON? RIP ARIN AND RIYU AND LLOYD AND NYA

Oh that's not a good spot to crash. Poor Kai id left to take care of the two new girls

God, Lloyd, maybe stop saying you're safe or you'll probably crash through the ground one day too

I wouldn't call that flying but whatever floats your boat, Arin

SORA AND WYLDFYRE MINI BONDING-

Rip Bounty fr this time

Oh what a cute mushroom

Ohhh it's equally cute on the inside

That box was in Lloyd's visions, right? So this doesn't feel like a good idea

THE BOX IS COMFY?! Doesn't look like it

Ah, yes. I know that. It's so hard to do things while being watched

I KNEW IT'S A BAD IDEA WITH THE BOX

OH GREAT, IMPERIUM TECH. Jordana is actually starting to do things now? About time. We're pretty much close to the end of the first half of the season now so.. Yeah

Why does Arin immediately think the others died??

[Friday, april 5th] (Ep. 9 ↓)

The environments are beautiful

OHH TINY RAS STUCK IN A HOLE

Oh? Was that when he met his master??

Cool, telling Cinder to commit property damage

WYLDFYRE RIP- oh nvm, kai caught her

Did I already mention that I love the Climber Mech?

VISIOOON TIMEEE you poor, poor baby, lloyd-

OH THAT'S ARINS CAR BUGGY THING, WHATEVER IT'S CALLED

Coooole, what did you doo? WHY IS THE MUSHROOM SHAKING?!

Okay, trapped exists. Alright..

She doesn't appear to be the smartest wizard

OH, NOW RIYU CAN FLY? BUT NOT WHEN THEY FELL EARLIER?! Alriiight..

YASS FIGHT SCENE !!

"Don't tell Lloyd" god, she's still as motivated for training as she was in s1, huh? Lmfaooo

OOO JORDANA IS EVIL BUT STILL USES A SEATBELT. VERY RESPONSIBLE OF HER

HAH! GET SMACKED INTO THE WALL

"Why are you in that box?" → "What's your elemental power? The power to not understand sarcasm?" I LOVE YOU BONZLE

OMG RIYU ON THE ROOF OF THE CAR

AND ARIN BEING A HORRIBLE DRIVER AHAHHA

They look silly in those outfits ahah but something looks off about Kai's hair,,

... I would really not trust that wizard lady. Those are some weird objects and she's just tHROWING THEM ON ZANE AND COLE WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD-

omg he just turned into a cute little pupp- "At least you're adorable" → "I'm always adorable" ily cole you're my fav for a reason, i can't disagree

Ah, Kai's hair is sHORTER NOW! THAT'S WHY IT'S LOOKING SO OFF

EUPHRASIAAA HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A BIT

EHEHEH CINDER AND JORDANA BICKERING

OOOOOOHH HE'S PLAYING INTO ARIN'S DOUBTS, THAT'S NOT COOL!!

Smth tells me that weren't actually his parents but maybe Nya and Lloyd-

(Ep. 10 ↓)

AHAHHA I WAS RIIGHT- IT'S LLOYD AND NYA-

Cinder looks so smug

Oh no, this isn't gonna go well.

Cole. Cole, you're the EARTH NINJA. JUST USE YOUR EARTH POWERS MAYBE TO ADD MORE LAND TO THE CLOUD KINGDOM OR SOMETHING???

EHEHEHEHEH WYLDFYRE PUT HIS HAIR ON FIRE

HAH! HERE'S YOUR PAYBACK, CINDER!! GET TRAPPED, IDIOT!

O- rip bonzle :(

NOO, KAI

YAAAY, NYA, LLOYD AND ARIN AND RIYU ARRIVED JUST IN TIME

Hehe how they're playing with Cinder for the mask

YAAAA KAI AND THE RISING DRAGON STRIKE !!!!

NoOOOO, KAIII-

Ew, I don't like the way you look for some reason

Euphrasia, I don't think you can do much with your power- wait what, was that her or Zane and Cole?

OOO MORE SIBLING FLASHBACKS AND NYA CAN DO THE RISING DRAGON STRIKE-

Vision of the fire source dragon symbol? And Lloyd's sword being broken?

NONONONO, WE'RE NOT GONNAA SEAL KAI IN THERE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES !!!!

SORA HELPING ARIN AWW-

NooOOOO KAI- IS- IS HE LOST NOW?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait, what? Where's the dojo now?? Oo, Jordana in the background- oh no- What happened to her????

OHHH THE TOURNAMENT WAS MENTIONED

LLOYD AND COLE HUG WAAAAAAAAHHH I'M CRYINGGGG

NOOO KAII IS GOOONE FOR REAL???!

No, it's not me with tears in my eyes, it's you !!

KAAAAAIIII- HIS SHOULDER PADS MOVE

OoOOO KAI AND BONZLE BONDING NOW?

... No, I'm definitely having teary eyes now. HE'S JUST STUCK THERE NOW. AT LEAST NOT ALONE BUT THE OTHER 4 OF THE FORBIDDEN 5 ARE THERE TOO, RIGHT?

[ajokeformur-ray]

FNAF Nonnie again (Though you can call me Foxy if you want?) Exasperated Dad Ash is something I didn't know I needed either. I can imagine him very much just "Okay listen, I know you've been through some shit, and I've been through some shit, but I am pretty certain that we should NOT be trying to EAT THE FURNITURE KNOCK IT OFF." also I feel like Freddy and co would be fascinated by his chainsaw hand if that's something he has in this AU idk? Also as for Bonnie and what happened to buddy in the storage closet my husband's commentary was "yanked him open like a pull tab soda" so do with that what you will.

Foxy it is! I'll go back & add a tag to your asks so you can find yourself easily🥰

Exasperated Dad Ash is perfect, we need it so much! I honestly never thought about a crossover like this but oh my god Ash would totally take the animatronics under his wing, of a sorts. Sometimes he tells them off, sometimes he doesn't. It depends on his mood, how high/drunk he is, how far away he is from his next breakdown, how much pizza is in the pizzeria, etc.

Now I'm wondering about William, because if Ash took the kids within the animatronics under his wing, William would NOT be happy because his kids are killing machines of the literal type, but also having Ash there means the place is protected & he doesn't have to pay someone who's gonna die soon for security, so he might tolerate it just to save some money.

The kids would be VERY fascinated with Ash's chainsaw hand! I can see Ash putting more tools on his hand with the extension Pablo made for him (if you've seen Ash VS Evil Dead) so that he can repair the animatronics if he needs to, he's got an engineering degree so he knows what he's doing. Could fix the place up a little, too... William would LOVE that.

Your husband's commentary has me rolling, I love that so much!😂😂😂😂

[glowbugzz]

ash williams x reader

(this is my first time writing fanfiction, idk if this is any good or if this is a bad place to post but if you like it let me know, maybe i'll do more?) (this story takes place around a year before the events of Ash vs Evil Dead)

You awoke in the trailer to find your boyfriend Ash missing, gone to work another boring shift at ValueStop. Waking up alone made you feel lonely and cold…you got out of bed to find one of Ashley’s sweaters to keep you warm. On his side of the bed was a large pile of clothes, strewn about like a 15 year old boys bedroom. You chuckled at your boyfriends youthful, non-caring attitude. But then you remembered this week was your turn to clean the trailer and you groaned. While searching for a warm shirt to wear, your eyes drifted to something on his nightstand…a hand! Well, a wooden hand. It seems Ash somehow forgot his attachment at home. 

You abandoned the search and instead turned your focus to the hand. Picking it up gave you a weird feeling of comfort; it really wasnt much different than holding this particular hand when it was attached. You wondered what else might still be the same…thinking back on various nights and various situations in which the hand has been used on you. Giggling a bit like a schoolgirl you recalled the many, many times Ash has spanked you with his replacement hand. You felt the weight of his hand in yours, and couldn’t help but press the fingers to your face, imagining as if he were here right now. The things you would do…then you got an idea. What if you could have a little fun of your own, and make your boyfriend a little jealous? Getting out your phone you snapped a selfie of you holding his hand up. 

‘Forget something at home?’ 

He texted back almost immediately. Must not be working too hard, you thought, smirking. 

‘Had to rush this morning. Keep it safe for me, will ya? it was handcrafted in italy you know.’

You rolled your eyes at that, smiling. Who knows if the hand really was made of rosewood, let alone crafted by fine Italians. For all you knew he just stole it off a store mannequin. You admired his bragging and decided to just believe it was true though. 

Taking hold of his hand again and this time you placed it over your shirt, cupping one of your breasts with it. It felt a little weird since it wasn’t actually attached to Ash, but it still felt normal…and very nice, you had to admit. You could feel yourself easily getting aroused just by the feeling of his hand groping you. You decided to take your shirt off, to hell with the cold air conditioner air. It would only make your nipples more sensitive anyway, and that was always a welcome plus. You moved his hand to your bare skin now, the hand feeling cool as well (it is made of wood after all). Okay, selfie time. You posed seductively with his hand and quickly sent it.

‘Wish you were here ;) ‘

This time he didn’t text back. You felt a little miffed by this, but figured maybe someone at work got on his ass to actually do some work for once. He’s probably just trying to find somewhere else to go slack off, you thought. No reason why you couldn’t still have fun on your own. 

Taking his hand, you trailed it down your chest, down to your belly button, down to your thighs. You shed the last remnants of your clothing and was about to move his hand ever closer to your aroused sex– a car door slammed, making you jump a little. The door to the trailer burst open and there was Ash, already trying to frantically unbutton his shirt and kicking his shoes off.

‘What are you doing home?!’ you remarked, surprised, trying to cover yourself with the blanket a little. 

‘Staying here with you seemed a little more tempting than working my shitty job.��� Ash said, taking his work vest and shirt off and throwing them on the ever growing pile of clothes on the ground. He came over to where you were laying on the bed and grabbed his hand from you. 

You heard the familiar click of the hand returning to its owner and started to get even more excited knowing what was to come. 

‘Besides,’ Ash said, grabbing you close by the waist; ‘there ain’t nothing like the real thing, baby.’ 

[thesilliestofgals]

If you can't already tell I've been hyperfixated on Evil Dead these past couple of days and I had an AU idea (spoilers for Evil Dead and Ash vs Evil Dead under the cut:

What if in the episode Trapped Inside, the Cheryl that appears is the Real Cheryl, and like Ash in Evil Dead 2, instead of being a full Deadite, she's fighting for control. Can you imagine how scary that would be, not only for Ash, not only for Chet, but also for Cheryl herself?

Imagine this:

You wake up in your bedroom. You feel... different. Bad different. You get up, look around, trying to figure out how you got here. Last thing you remember is going to some weird cabin with your brother and some friends, but after that... nothing.

You stop in front a mirror, and- who is that?

That can't be you... Is that you? Did something happen in the cabin that messed with your head? You're about to starting screaming when you hear voices.

Ash?...Ashley?

With much trepidation, you come out and... it's two men. The black haired, taller one, you can recognize immediately. It's him and.. someone, just standing there, like they're both seeing a ghost.

Ash? Is that you?

He's holding a gun, and he has a chainsaw... attached to his hand? Why does he have a chainsaw attached to his hand?

I'm scared.

He assures that it's him, but he looks... hesitant, as though you're about to rip him apart. Why? He asks how you got here. You-.. you don't remember.

I don't know. I don't understand any of this... Where's Dad?

He's not here right now, he tells you. He looks so different, haunted, old.

You look different. What happened to you?

Pancakes, he quips. You step closer, and then you register the man next to him.

Chet? Chet Kaminski?!

Your brother affirms this, and he's now more nervous than before. That bad feeling is growing stronger, now.

You're all...grown up!

You can't help but smile when he says you look pretty good too. Your brother's voice breaks the moment, though. He says you aren't supposed to be here. What? Then he spouts the most... unearthly crap you've ever heard. Something about... dying by being... banged by a demon tree... thirty years ago?

I died?

It was horrific, he claims. he's surprised you don't remember.

Seems like the kind of thing somebody would remember.

As soon as you say that, it starts coming back.

And then that bad feeling drags you into the darkness, and you're gone.

When you manage to fight back, to force yourself into consciousness, you're on your back, covered in blood, and Chet's next to you. Dead.

...Would that have been fucked up or what?

[bahrlee]

The way Evil Dead references Michigan in ways I wouldn't even think of is so impressive to me. I'm not talking about the Michigan state memorabilia everywhere I'm talking about how Ash imagines Jacksonville Florida when told to think about a safe place in Ash vs Evil Dead s1e4