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[ofmd-ann]

Taika Waititi - Tour de Rugby Episode 3  (Some misc gifs from episode 3 that weren't part of a set)

You can find all my Tour de Rugby gifs here 💙

[lucia-dartancours]

Me: oh, she's quing for something, let me not bother her and que for MSQ roulette rq.

Insta pop

Cs starts

Me: prae, nice

Starts typing "gre-" in chat

See Zwei

Backspace and types "it's a zwei"

Me: hahaha amusing

But also

Lucia just popping up on Zwei like "funny seeing you here" 🤔

Zwei: panik "my time to die has come"😨

Lucia: "I was just in the area- what? No.... "

Lucia: "You and Argus, I swear" 🤦‍♀️

Me: doing prae on repeat

Sends standard greeting into party chat filled with mystery pugs like usual

??? : "it's a Zwei"

Me: 👁👄👁 -check name-

Mfw @lucia-dartancours

WHAT ARE THE CHANCES

Zwei, warping in and seeing Lucia:

Lucia (the reaper) standing on the other side of the party, 5 feet away: 👋 🙂

Zwei:

Zwei: I'm going to die today, aren't i?

[myjustice]

i'm losing it.

[biitchcakes]

@darehearts said: "i wanted to ,  uh  ...  try something new ." // ( accepting )

❝ And, so ⸺ you were also thinking some random planet we hardly know anything about was the appropriate place to try ?! ❞

[dread0narrival]

Just lost all my progress on a fat juicy ref sheet I was doing for Vesper. I’ve been working off and on it for the past two months and the files are corrupted orz I’m going to go cry now

[abelladxnna]

"can i hide here for a few minutes?" or "run!" whichever you'd prefer! there may or may not be a rampaging pokémon after him...

icebreaker starters! | always accepting!!

"RUN!!!"

If Kita didn't hear someone yelling at her, she sure felt the earth beneath her feet rumbling and what sounded like a stampede heading her way. Turning around, that's exactly what that was.

Four Tauros appearing utterly enraged (well, more than the usual) were chasing after a man who - for some reason - figured that running right at her direction would be a fantastic idea!!

While Kita had dealt with rampaging Tauros before, even she knew that it wouldn't be right for her to simply fly off with her Crobat and leave him to get eventually trampled.

She dove towards the man with her arms outstretched towards his coat lapel. Once her fingers grasped the fabric, she practically threw him to the side, out of harm's way but also so that the fall would keep him busy from watching what happened next.

With one swift movement, she tossed out three Pokeballs from her sleeve and upon release, their inhabitants quickly went to work. Gwendolyn shot several spider webs at each of the Tauros' eyes, their obscured vision briefly faltering their speed. With this distraction, Ollie leapt and spun his yo-yo to hit two of the Tauros right on their foreheads, knocking them out. Miu dashed to the other side of the herd and also jumped, narrowly missing being impaled by one of the horns. She hooked her claws onto the horn and pulled it sideways, colliding the Tauros' head into another's. As the final two Tauros fell, the teammates quickly returned to their respective Pokeballs, hopefully before the guy caught sight of them.

For a moment, Kita watched the fallen Tauros, looking out for steady breathing. She then looked over to the man. "Um... Sir, are you... okay?"

[uraharashouten]

A year went by before she was contacted by URAHARA again. When she received his message, she hurried to his shop. Under Tessai’s guidance, they walked through various white structures in a corner of the underground chamber. Quite a few unidentified machines were placed closely together here, and the floor was covered with innumerable cords and lines. This was URAHARA’s research lab. “Owner! KUCHIKI-dono has arrived!” Tessai called in to the depths of the lab. “Okay, okay! Please come in!” URAHARA’s voice came from somewhere nearby. But with all the static and noise being emitted by the machines, she couldn’t tell exactly where his voice was coming from. “I’ll take you there. This way, please, and watch your step.” “Ah, thank you,” Rukia nodded and murmured quietly. She walked carefully behind him. Even so, she still almost tripped and fell. Luckily Tessai noticed immediately and said, “Danger!” Since he grabbed her by her uniform collar, she didn’t fall, but instead dangled in mid air. “Is it okay if we continue on like this?” she was asked. “No, please let me down as soon as possible!” she protested, blushing, before she was set down again. After that, she carefully watched where she stepped and managed to find URAHARA without further incident.

—Death Save the Strawberry

[punkpresentmic]

Wooo gimme song 42!!

can do!!

#42: Weird Science by Oingo Boingo: Last ask managed to grab the song I almost did a drag routine to; here's the one I ACTUALLY did a drag routine to :)

[acian0]

@lvsifer the homophobia of this happening in Stuttgart of all places

HELLLLLL YEAH!!!!!!!

[lucia-dartancours]

[dreamwritesimagines]

omg and him teaching theo just leads to them getting closer!!

logan isn't even jealous, he's just annoyed and possesive over a family that isn't even his. okay and he's maybe a little jealous- he figures that with the right lighting, your head tilted a certain way and with half a scotch of whisky in, scott could be considred attractive. and sure, he's pretty good with theo.

but like... that's not happening.

except he cant help getting increasingly more agitated when theo basically jumps into his arms whenever he sees him (he absolutely will still do that with logan but he hates having to share) or when scott gets sent homemade cookies basically every weekend and just rubs them in his face (he knows scott is chewing extra loud to bother him, he just knows it, even if rogue looks at him like he's insane when he finally says something) (he's right)

it hits a breaking point when her shifts get too long and charles asks scott to please drop theo off from now on simce they dont want to make her drive in the dark. the arrangement lasts about a week until logan shoves scott into a maintence closet and kidnaps theo an hour earlier so they can wait together for her to finish working her shift at the diner.

its the chillest kidnapping ever, theo adores logan and missed him like crazy and is just drawing on the table.

Wait this is absolutely AMAZING I LOVE THIS!? 😍❤️

I totally agree, like, Scott teaching Theo would mean he spends a lot of time with both Theo and Sunshine while Logan is basically growling where he is sitting😂

he figures that with the right lighting, your head tilted a certain way and with half a scotch of whisky in, scott could be considred attractive. Asdjkl he will HATE that fact and also, he will definitely be paying extra attention to how Sunshine is around him, whether she gets excited around Scott the way she does around him😏

Theo jumping to hug Scott, that would make Logan so so sooo annoyed! 😂 Like, Theo is his son even if he and Sunshine aren't even dating, nope that's not relevant to the situation 😂

he knows scott is chewing extra loud to bother him, he just knows it, even if rogue looks at him like he's insane when he finally says something ASFJKL NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE HIM AND THE FACT THAT HE'S RIGHT AND SCOTT IS SO DOING IT ON PURPOSE...😂

its the chillest kidnapping ever, theo adores logan and missed him like crazy and is just drawing on the table. Lollll oh Theo would be very happy, and Sunshine would go like,

"Logan! Hi, I didn't know you were bringing him!"

"Yeah I figured I could."

"Because Professor X said Scott-"

"Scott had uh, something to do."

"Oh is he okay?"

"Yeah, totally. He's fine, there's a lot of space in that maintenance closet."

"What?"

"Nothing."

"I'm glad you brought him by the way, I feel like- I mean we barely talked last week and I missed-uh, I mean I figured maybe you missed...the pie here. So I'll um, I'll bring you pie?"

[bigoltrashpile]

Yan Skeles with a darling whose an escape artist? No matter what the man does---chaining them down, locking the room, around the hour surveillance, etc---their object of affection always somehow escapes.

That's a hilarious idea bro I love it asfjkl

Mafiatale Sans: Sans finds it more funny than anything. He's honestly impressed when you keep escaping in more and more complex ways. He'll definitely make some stupid jokes about you being his little Houdini. It's not like you can escape him for long, though. He practically owns the city, after all, everywhere you go, he'll have eyes there. Don't worry, you'll be back with him soon.

Mafiatale Papyrus: You're going to give him a heart attack! Don't you know how dangerous it is out there? He panics every time he leaves and you're suddenly not there. He almost feels like he can't take his eyes off of you for half a second, or you'll be gone! Oh well, if he has to hold you at all times to make sure you stay by his side, he's more than happy to!

Mafiaswap Sans (Lucky): Lucky is more than a bit angry. Not at you, of course! He's just mad that he can't make a cage that's nice enough, and secure enough to keep you inside! Your skills are very impressive, he can't lie, but can you PLEASE just stay here for longer than a day?

Mafiaswap Papyrus (Slim): Honestly, he thinks it's all super impressive. He might just ask you to teach him! That's good bonding, right? Not to mention, if he knows how you do it, he might be able to stop you. Until then, he enjoys the chase. Not anything upfront, but he'll stalk you for weeks, just letting you see him out of the corner of your eye. Then, just when you think you've escaped for good, that you can go back to your normal life...that's right when he appears to take you back home.

Mafiafell Sans (Butch): He likes this game of cat and mouse a lot more than he should. Butch gets almost too excited when he seems you're gone for the umpteenth time. That just means that he gets to go and hunt you down again~ He gets a huge thrill from the chase, from getting to track you, tease you, let you think you've escaped...just before bringing you right back.

Mafiafell Papyrus (Noir): Noir is...SO frustrated. He knows, logically, that you want to leave, you want to get out, but can you just sit still for FIVE MINUTES??? Even though he wants you to love him, he's going to have to use threats and fear to get you to stay with him. At least, until the Stockholm syndrome kicks in.

Mafiaswapfell Sans (Scar): When you manage to get out, Scar gets...really scary. He gets really quiet, like he's seething under the surface, about to explode. When he gets you back, which will usually take less than a few hours, he won't talk to you for a while. He'll just...stare. His deadly eyes will bore into you while he sits in the corner. It's almost worse than if he were to yell at you, or punish you somehow. It's just...a promise of something worse.

Mafiaswapfell Papyrus (Hound): He just doesn't understand! Why don't you want to stay with him? Why do you keep running away? Don't you love him? True to his name, Hound is extremely good at tracking, so he'll be able to find you pretty quickly every time. When you're safely back in his arms, he'll ask you what you're doing. He's very good at guilt tripping, even if it's unintentional. Hopefully, soon, you'll never want to leave!

[abelladxnna]

If he is feeling awkward now, it would certainly not help by how Kita's eyes are focused on him, partly curious... partly cautious. She is so fascinated by the stark difference between him and the stretched up version of him back in Kalos, from the fashion sense to their mannerisms. Interesting..

The corners of her lips stretch, which would have turned into a sly grin if she hadn't immediately masked it with a cheerier smile upon seeing the two Pokemon.

"Aww! They are such darlings!~ And they look like they pack quite a punch! You must be one special trainer to be entrusted with a Key Stone and a Riolu!"

She then clams up, fingers raised to her mouth. "Ah, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get carried away like that. I'm a fan of things that are precious and beautiful~"

“Wha-- ah! Right!”

For a moment, Lys had completely forgotten that indeed, he had the appearance of someone with a Key Stone. It shines bright on his chest, the pattern obscured by the rainbow's radiance, but its glory is only surface-deep.

“Yes! Yes, I am, but uh…” he fumbles with the two Pokéballs in his possession before throwing both upward to release his teammates: Riolu and Mankey respectively.

“I-I haven't, really gotten a Mega Stone for any of them yet… I probably can't use them yet anyway with them being basic forms anyway, ahaha… ha.”

… boy he feels awkward. The confused look Riolu and Mankey give each other doesn't help, either.

[superscourge]

Oi, AU idea;

Scourge spontaneously becomes a Stand User.

No further explanation of why or how, but he commonly uses it to fuck with Sonic.

ASFJKL like. nobody else has one. hes the only one that has this weird soulbound apparition he uses to attack people. i think thats extremely funny

its probably called animal i have become or some shit

[daniclaytcn]

It's also the fact that when Buck makes this face at Eddie's words, he thought nothing more would happen with Tommy anyway. He himself doesn't even know which of these two things disappointed him the most lmao

i'm knocking on his head to see if there's anything in there asfjkl